Christos Ballas ("TLP", thelastpsychiatrist.com) archive

By cause already mentioned I set out to recover the historical TLP archive from further decay in the orclands.

I took the following approach :

1. First, I downloaded the monthly archive as available on the site (/archive.html) ;
2. Then, I downloaded the category-based archive, also as available on the siteⁱ ;
3. Then, I spidered a collection of various other pages linking in ;
4. Each of these steps producedⁱⁱ a list of links.
5. Because steps 1, 2 and 3 individually produced the same list of 698 article titles, I therefore conclude I have the complete list.ⁱⁱⁱ

Here is then said list^iv, sorted alphabetically (older adnotations of the same material in square brackets listing the year) :

1. 1 In 5 Cars Has A Personality Disorder
2. 3 Important Things About The New Wikileaks Controversy
3. 3 Media Narratives About The Middle East You Should Defend Against
4. 4 Easy Steps Towards Weight Loss That Aren't Drugs, Diets, Or Excersise
5. 4 Unintended Consequences of Seroquel's Adjunct to Antidepressants Indication
6. 50% of American Kids Receive Food Stamps
7. $51M Vioxx Verdict Overturned
8. 5 Signs Your Child Is a Psychopath, According To The NYT
9. 5 Things You Need To Understand About Wikileaks Before You Celebrate
10. 7 Things To Expect In Our Brave New World
11. 8 Characteristics of Family Annihilators
12. Abusive Teens Force Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant! (Don't Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story)
13. Academics Hide Drug Company Payments
14. Acadia Gives Up On ADP-104-- Maybe It Shouldn't Have
15. A Case Study On Why Policy Changes Fail: Pharma Paying Docs
16. According to Time, The World's Most Influential Person Is...
17. Accounting For Inflation It's Closer to 40, But True Anyway^v
18. A Diagnosis Of Schizophrenia
19. Advancing Paternal Age And Bipolar Disorder
20. Advertising's Collateral Damage
21. A Final Thought On Cho's Mental Illness
22. After You Shoot Three Women, Who Should You Call?
23. A Generational Pathology: Narcissism Is Not Grandiosity
24. A Little Bird Told Me
25. All Girls School Or Coed? Which Is Better?
26. AM Radio Kids
27. Amy Schumer Offers You A Look Into Your Soul
28. An Addendum To "Ten Things Wrong With Medical Journals"^vi
29. An Army of Narcissists? No Way
30. CATIE: And Another Thing^vii
31. An Education
32. An Observation About The Current Election
33. Another Diagnosis Of Schizophrenia, This Time With Cats
34. Another Final Word On Cho's Mental Illness
35. Another Honor Killing That Isn't About Honor, And Even Less About Nietzsche
36. Another Man Gets Harassed At An Airport, This Time On Purpose
37. Another Round Of The Ultimatum Game
38. Another School Shooting-- Sort Of?
39. A not very happy observation about +/- being a woman
40. Antispychotics and Lawyers
41. A Primer on Pedophilia
42. A Quick Word On Google
43. A Quick Word on Porn's Effect On Your Penis
44. Ara Abrahamian Wins Award For Medal Toss, Saved By Passport
45. Are All Drug Reps Hot?
46. Are Antipsychotics Overprescribed In Kids?
47. Are Antipsychotics Overprescribed To Kids?^viii
48. Are Certain Behaviors-- And Jobs-- More Masculine? And Out Of Our Control? [2015]
49. Are Drug Companies Hiding Negative Studies?
50. Are Law Schools Lying To Their Applicants?
51. Aren't Two Antipsychotics Better Than One? The Most Important Article on Psychiatry, Part 3
52. Are People Attracted To Good Dancers?
53. Are Schools Breeding Narcissism?
54. Who Are Academics Writing For? (For Whom Are Academics Writing?)
55. "Are there really so many people with such troubles in your country to make such medicine such an important matter?"
56. Are Women Prone To Paranormal Beliefs?
57. Are You Good At Reading Faces?
58. Are You Mom Enough? The Question Is For What
59. A Solution To The Pharma Problem
60. As The Population Ages, Will Suicides Increase?
61. A Study Finds Antidepressants Don't Work, And Suddenly It's October 25
62. A Surprising Number Of Teens Think They'll Die Young, Or Live Forever, Whichever Comes First
63. Atkins v. Virgina and the Execution of the Mentally Retarded
64. A Trip You May Have Taken [2015 redux]^ix
65. Atypicals and Diabetes: Glucose Transport
66. Atypicals for Maintenance Bipolar
67. Autism and The MMR Vaccine
68. Bad At Math
69. Bait And Switch: Surveillance Movie Review
70. "Because I Said So"
71. Beer Goggling Isn't Natural and Being A Good Looking Girl Sucks From 9 To 5
72. Being The Main Character In Your Own TV Show Is Sort Of A Delusion
73. The Biggest Dick Ever
74. Biology Is Destiny
75. Bipolar Rates Are Increasing As Long As You're Willing To Call Everything Bipolar And Defy God's Will
76. Birth Order: Are First Borns Always Older Than Their Siblings?
77. Borderline [2015]
78. Breast Implants and Suicide
79. British Medical Journal Sends Its Scienticians To The Internet
80. Can Narcissism Be Cured?
81. Can The Court Force Treatment on Jared Loughner?
82. Catfish: The Real Danger Of Social Media
83. CATIE Reloaded
84. CATIE: Sigh
85. Celebrities and Narcissism
86. Charles Manson's Single Moment Of Clarity^x
87. Charlie Sheen Has An Awesome Experience, This Time With Drugs and A Hooker, Which Was The Same As Last Time
88. Check Out My New Acura-- ads?
89. Chicago Tea Party
90. Child Rapist-Murderer John Couey Loses By Eight
91. Children With ADHD Drugs Score Higher on Tests
92. China Needs Fewer TVs, Or A Billion Of Them
93. China Needs More TVs
94. Cho Seung-Hui is Ismail Ax^xi
95. Cho Seung Hui: It's The Movies, Stupid
96. Christmas Break^xii
97. Christopher Columbus Was Wrong
98. Cinco de Mayo Is Not Mexican Independence Day
99. Clarification On What Goes Wrong In A Psychiatrist's Family
100. Clinical Experience vs. Clinical Trials
101. Clozaril: FDA Misses The Point, Again
102. CNBC Ratings And VIX Predict Rum Sales
103. CNBC Ratings Seem Correlated To Future Market Volatility
104. CNBC Ratings Predicts Bailout To Pass, VIX To Fall
105. Comedians Tosh, Gaffigan and Hedberg for Narcisissm
106. Competency to Be Executed
107. Competency To Commit Suicide?
108. Congress Has Its Say, And It Says, "Hey, Did You Cashew Shells Loan Out All The Money We Told You Not To Dare Lose Any Of?"
109. The Contagion Is The Solution
110. Cookie Monster Becomes Aware
111. Couple Reveals Child's Gender Five Years Too Late
112. Craig Ferguson, The Jonas Brothers, and Katy Perry
113. Crazy
114. Cut Rates Now
115. Who Bullies The Bullies?
116. Damned If You Do... No, That's All. Damned If You Do.
117. David Duchovny Does Not Exist
118. Deconstructing a Promotional Slide Deck: Geodon
119. Deja Vu
120. Delaying Gratification Is Easy If You Don't Try
121. Desmond's Teleological Suspension of The Ethical-- Or My Novel?
122. Deus Ex Homonymia
123. Diana Chiafair 's Hot, but Is She Illegal?
124. Did BP Fake A Picture? Yes, But We Did Even Worse
125. District 9
126. District 9 Now Elsewhere
127. Do Antidepressants Induce Mania?
128. Do Cougars Exist?
129. Doctors May Only Be Paid Once
130. Does Media Reporting Of Suicides and Homicides Promote Copycats?
131. Do Narcissists Get Abortions?
132. Don Draper Voted "Most Influential Man"
133. What The Miss USA Pageant Says About Us
134. Don't Hate Her Because She's Successful
135. Don't Settle For The Man You Want
136. The Dove Sketches Beauty Scam
137. Do We Want Neuroimaging In Court?
138. Dr. Nasrallah Asks Questions That No One, Including He, Wants Answered
139. Drug Reps From Congress To Detail Doctors
140. DSM-V Controversies
141. Economy: Where We Go From Here
142. ECT Deserves A Press Release
143. Either Conservatives Are Cowards Or Liberals Are...
144. Election 2008
145. Election 2008: "What Patriotism Means To Me"
146. Eliot Spitzer and Alexandra Dupre: Don't Choose The Red Pill
147. Elizabeth Smart: Hey, You Brought It Up
148. Esmin Green Died Because Only Kings County Hospital Cared
149. Everyone Goes Crazy In A Different Way, As Long As That Way Is The Same
150. Everything's Amazing and Nobody's Happy
151. Experts Weigh In On Bipolar Disorder
152. Family Annihilators Don't Do It Because They Love You
153. Fanapt: Deconstructing A Promotional Slide Deck
154. Fanapt Slide Deck
155. Farewell, Depression
156. FDA Discovers That Anticonvulsants Cause Suicide, Too
157. Fearless Kids Go On To Become Criminals
158. Federal Judges Order California To Release 50,000 Inmates
159. Fifty Percent of Foster Kids Are On Psychiatric Medications
160. Finding Existential Solace In A Pink Tied Psycho
161. First Anniversary Of The Death Of Antidepressants
162. First Person Account Of The Milgram Experiment
163. Forget Paypal- This Is What Blogging Is All About
164. Four Things Not To Do To Your Kids
165. Fox & Friends punked by Obama supporter
166. Friday Diversion: Jonathan Coulton
167. Frosty The Snowman
168. FTAC: Forensics Gone Awry, And I told You So
169. Funeral
170. Further Thoughts on Competency To Be Executed
171. Geodon Is Not BID
172. Geodon slide deck post finished
173. God's Cheat Code For Accuracy
174. Good Game, America
175. Gossip Girl Is Going To Corrupt Someone
176. Grade Inflation [2015]
177. This Week On Grey's Anatomy The Preposterous Happens
178. Guess What Isn't The Cause Of Physician Suicide
179. Guess What Is Unstoppable: Movie Review
180. Happy Fourth Of July
181. Happy New Year 2011 From Your Friendly Neighborhood Pirate
182. Has Anyone Noticed That Price Of Gold And Platinum Is The Same?
183. Healthcare Reform Is About Protecting Monopolies
184. Healthcare Savings Accounts: Emphasis on Savings, Not Healthcare
185. Heidi's Real Problem On The Hills: She's In The Wrong Movie
186. Here's What Governor Spitzer Should Do With The Pedophiles: Send Them To Cuba
187. Here's What Happened When I Went To LAX With No ID: Nothing
188. The Effects Of Too Much Porn: "He's Just Not That Into Anyone"
189. He's Not Yelling At You Because He's Angry
190. Hey! We Just Now Invented A Cocaine Vaccine 9 Years Ago
191. Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 1
192. Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2
193. Holy Crap, I'm On Wikipedia
194. Hong Kong Suicides, Revisited
195. Hop, With Russell Brand: A Life Lesson For 4 Year Olds
196. Hospitals Accused of Patient Dumping To Pay
197. Hot Sports Reporter Ines Sainz Was Sexually Harassed
198. How Am I Going To Get Paid If It Isn't Autism?
199. How Dangerous Is Academic Psychiatry? Ask David Foster Wallace
200. How Doctors Don't Think
201. How Does The Shutdown Relate To Me?
202. How Do Antipsychotics Cause Weight Gain?
203. How Do You Lose Weight? Which Diet Is The Best?
204. How Do You Treat Atrial Fibrillation?
205. How Not To Meet Women
206. How Not To Prevent Military Suicides
207. How Seroquel XR Works, Part 1
208. How Seroquel XR Works, Part 2
209. How To Be Mean To Your Kids
210. How To Create: Motivation for 2010
211. How To Destroy A Marriage
212. How To Draw (This Is Not An Article About How To Draw)
213. How To Get Rich In Psychiatry Steps 1-5
214. How To Get Rich In Psychiatry Steps 6-10
215. How To Get Rich In Psychiatry (update on stocks)
216. How To Lose Weight, Method #394
217. How To Promote Energy Conservation
218. How To Take Ritalin Correctly
219. How To Treat Vertigo
220. How To Write A College Application Essay Or Personal Statement
221. How to Write A Suicide Note
222. Hunger Games Catching Fire: Badass Body Count
223. I Am Tiger Woods, Part 1
224. I DO NOT CENSOR COMMENTS, MY DAMN SPAM FILTER DOES
225. If Bipolar is Kindled Than You're In Trouble
226. If France Gets Its Way, 38 Million People Will Die
227. If I've Won Cronkite, I've Won America
228. If These Guys Aren't Invested, Then It's Over
229. If this blog were a book you would give to someone else, what posts would you want in it?
230. If This Is One of The Sexiest Things You've Ever Seen, You May Be a Narcissist
231. If You Are Surprised By Vioxx's Risks, You're Fired
232. If You Have To Ask, The Answer Is Neither
233. If You Liked The Descendants, You Are A Terrible Person
234. If You're Drinking Decaf, You're Probably Too Tired To Read This
235. If You're Reading It, It's For You?
236. If You're Watching, It's For You
237. If You Want The Closest Thing To A Financial Disaster, Look To Etrade: How To Be Up 50% And Still Lose Everything
238. I Go To Germany For A Week, And The Country Implodes
239. Illusionist
240. I'm Building A Rape Tunnel
241. Imitrex (sumatriptan) Is Good For Many Headaches-- And Therefore Dangerous
242. I'm Not The One You Should Be Worried About
243. I'm One of The Best Doctors In America. Seriously.
244. Impulsivity In Kindergarten (Does Not) Predict Future Gambling
245. Inception Explanation
246. Infidelity And Other Taboos, Media Style
247. "Inflammable Means Flammable? What A Country!"
248. In Honor Of Columbus Day: Christopher Columbus Was Wrong
249. In My Language
250. Intentionality In Treatment
251. Interest Rates and The Moral Hazard: Why You Must Buy GOOG Now
252. Internet Addiction Belongs In The DSM-V
253. Intrinsic Value of Money
254. Is A Brain Glitch To Blame For Financial Crisis?
255. Is An Hourglass Figure The Ideal? Only If You're Weak And Stupid
256. Is Cho The Question?
257. Is Genetically Modified Food Safe?
258. Is Internet Addiction Really An Addiction?
259. Is More Regulation Needed?
260. Is Obama Inspiring Black Adults To Step Up? The Nature Of Altruism, Part 1
261. Is Schizophrenia Really Bipolar Disorder?
262. Is Taking Nothing Legal?
263. Is The Cult Of Self-Esteem Ruining Our Kids?
264. It's Either Narcissism Or Dementia
265. It's Not A Lie If It's True
266. Why Do Politicians Cheat?
267. I Win Again
268. What Political Propaganda Looks Like
269. Jay-Z Calls The Next Market Move
270. Jay-Z Gives Ten Reasons Why Pop Culture Authenticity Is Real Only If It's Fake On Purpose
271. Jay-Z Is A Genius
272. J Crew Ad Promotes Something That Some Call "Transgenderism"
273. Jezebel Proves Scott Adams Is Right
274. Joe Paterno Fired For A Crime He Didn't Commit
275. Judge Beats His Daughter
276. Judges Accused Of Supporting Social Change As Per Script
277. Just Because You See It, Doesn't Mean It's Gone
278. Just How Many Drinks A Day Is Bad?
279. Kanye West And The Video Music Awards
280. Kerouac's On The Road: The 50th Anniversary Of A Book I Had Not Read
281. LA Fitness Shooter George Sodini Did Not Kill Because He Was A Misogynist
282. Language And Behavior, Embodiement, and Chronic Pain
283. Law Says To Science, "You're Kidding Me, Right? "
284. Lawsuit Funding
285. Life's Possibilities As Seen By Men And Women
286. Liver and Medications
287. Lost TV Series: Desmond's Fear and Trembling
288. Louis CK on being a dad-- the hidden piece of his happiness
289. Love Means Not Letting The Other Person Be Himself [2015]
290. Love The Way You Lie (With Me)
291. Lunar Cycles and Psychiatry
292. Luxury Branding The Future Leaders Of The World
293. Major Depression is Major Depression, Until Proven Otherwise
294. Man Convicted Either For Child Porn Or Nothing
295. Man In Coma For 23 Years Not In Coma
296. March 13 Week on Partial Objects
297. Marc Maron's Mid-Life Crisis
298. Market Capitulation
299. Massacre of The Unicorns
300. Why Do The Elderly Commit Suicide?
301. McCain, Obama Describe Tim Russert-- And Themselves
302. Medical Bankruptcies, Redux
303. Mel Gibson Audio Tapes: A Closer Look At What Was Said
304. Merck Publishes A Fake Journal
305. Merry Christmas
306. Michael Jackson Died Of Overdose
307. Miners Get Paid, As Expected
308. Missing The Point At The NY Times
309. MMR Vaccine Finally Cleared Of Assault
310. MMS Chicks: Oil, Sex, Drugs And Anything Else You Want To Imagine
311. Modafinil vs. Clozaril
312. Mood Stabilizer + Antipsychotic for Bipolar
313. More On Amygdala, Anxiety, and MRIs
314. More on Medical Competency
315. More On Medical Journals
316. Moriarty
317. Most Common Cause Of Bankruptcy Is Catastrophic Medical Bills
318. Most Frustrating Technology of 2010 (so far): Google Android
319. Most Prescribed Drugs 2009: Post 1, JFK to SFO
320. Murder-Suicide
321. "My daughter deserved to die for falling in love" [2015]
322. My Fellow Americans: The Speech President Bush Should Give
323. "My fiancee is pushing me away and I've lost hope"
324. My name is NotMichaelBay, and I just fucked your girlfriend
325. Narcissism Out Of The DSM-- And Into The Open
326. Narcissism Run Rampant
327. Narcissism Up In College Students; The Goal Is To Keep Them In Puberty, Part 3
328. Nature Says Scientists Use Performance Enhancing Drugs
329. Nature Weighs in On What Is True
330. Neither Is This Is A Narcissistic Injury
331. No Bias Anywhere Here: The Future Of Bias
332. "Nobody will understand what went on in this house to drive my dad to this level of insanity"
333. No, Not Effexor, Too!? The Most Important Article On Psychiatry You'll Ever Read, Part II
334. No One Likes A Sure Thing
335. No One Noticed
336. No Self-Respecting Woman Would Go Out Without Make Up
337. Not A Good Month For Blonde Reporters
338. Not Competent To Make Medical Decisions?
339. Not Yet Ready For Porn
340. Number Needed To Treat
341. NY v Junco: Sex, Civil, Hygiene, and Mental, All In One Post
342. Obama And McCain On Mental Health Coverage
343. Observations Afterwards
344. Ocean Marketing Supports Obama
345. Odd Finding of Gender Differences In Walking
346. Off Label Prescribing Turns Out To Be On Label
347. Ohio Mom In Jail For Sending Kids To The Wrong School
348. Oh, Please, What Do Europeans Know About Psychiatry?
349. On Being White
350. One Last Word on University Suicide
351. One Of These Things Is A Straw Man, And The Other Is On Fire
352. One Should Note...
353. One Way Our Schools Are Training New Narcissists
354. Or, You Could Just Nuke The Bitch
355. Osama Bin Laden Has Been Killed
356. Parenting and Personality Disorders
357. Parenting and Personality: MAO-A
358. Paris Hilton Loses Inheritance
359. Paris Hilton or Mary Winkler? Forensics Gone Awry
360. Part 2: Why Can't Kids Walk Alone To School
361. Partial Objects
362. Pathological Liars
363. Paul Ryan vs. Rage Against The Machine
364. Pediatric Bipolar. Yeah. Okay.
365. Pedophilia Is Normal, Because Otherwise It's Abnormal
366. Pedophilia Makes You Stupid
367. Penelope Trunk, Abuser
368. Pesticides And Fruit
369. "Pivotal Role That Psychiatry Has Come To Play"
370. Plan B Emergency Contraception: Doctors Out of Their League, Again
371. Is Obstetrics Worse Than Psychiatry?
372. Platinum vs. Gold
373. The Ten Biggest Mistakes Psychiatrists Make
374. When Your Patient's Parent Is A Psychiatrist and A Patient and You Just Want To Go To Bed
375. Can A Patient Postpone Their Own Death?
376. How To Be Powerful, And Why You Are Not
377. Pre-Fed Update
378. Presidential Anti-Pharma Rhetoric Heats Up
379. Pricing of Placebo Affects Efficacy
380. Probably Not The Best Lesson, But One Of The Few I Know
381. Product Review: Panasonic PT AX200U (Hipsters On Food Stamps Part 3)
382. Provigil vs. Cocaine
383. Pseudoseizures vs. Seizures
384. Psychiatry Is Politics
385. Psychiatry is the pressure valve of society
386. Psychology vs. Psychiatry
387. Psychopaths Are Charming?
388. Psychopathy, Antisocial Personality Disorder, and Narcissism
389. Radio Host Has Drug Company Ties
390. Everything Is A Teachable Moment When You Are A Piece Of Garbage
391. Raising Wine Prices Makes Wine Taste Better
392. Ramachandran's Mirror
393. Randi Zuckerberg Thinks We Should Untangle Our Wired Lives
394. Reality Responds To The Matrix
395. Real Men Want To Drink Guinness, But Don't Expect Them To Pay For It
396. Real Or Fake? (Fake.)
397. Recent Trends in Stimulant Medication Use Among U.S. Children
398. Reciprocal Determinism And Why Punching People Out Is Way Cool
399. Recollections Of Your Parents Before And After You Have Children
400. Refusing To Answer The Feds
401. Relative Income Inequality
402. Ritalin Causes Cancer?
403. Ritalin Doesn't Cause Cancer(?)
404. Rutgers Student Commits Suicide (After (Being Taped) (Having (Gay) Sex))?
405. Sara Ackerman Is Both a Nut, and X
406. Schizophrenia and Dry Cleaning?
407. Scientists Find Evidence For The Unconscious
408. Second Life Is A Second Chance, Which Is Why It Fails
409. Secretary Paulson Implements the Regulatory Act of 1773
410. Selegiline Again-- Neuroprotective?
411. Selegiline: Can I Still Smoke Crack?
412. Self-Embedding Syndrome: What's Going On In Ohio?
413. Seroquel For Bipolar Maintenance
414. Sex In The City 2
415. Shame
416. Shame Is The Desired Outcome
417. "She Said She Had Breast Cancer-- But She Lied"
418. Shhh-- Don't Tell Anyone Cheerios Lowers Cholesterol
419. There's A Shortage of Psychiatrists Somewhere, We Just Have To Find It
420. Short Film: Bad At Math
421. Should Hubris Be In The DSM-V?
422. Should Kids Go To College Early?
423. Should School Start Later?
424. Shouting vs. Spanking
425. Six Quick Changes That Will Lead To Better or More Cost Effective Hospital Care
426. Sleep Loss And Moral Judgment
427. So At Least Two People Agree With Me
428. Social Welfare Is A Red Herring: The Return Of Feudalism
429. So Doctors Are Allowed To Breast Feed
430. So Ends The Ochlocracy of Medicine: How To Fix Medicaid, Part 1
431. Some Inspirational Words From My Friend In Colorado Springs
432. Sometimes The Question Is Worse Than Any Answer
433. Stanford Prison Experiment Redux
434. STAR*D Augmentation Trial: WRONG!
435. Star-D Study Participants: What's Wrong With These People?
436. Still Alive
437. Stopping Meds Does Not Cause Relapse
438. Study Finds Chocolate Causes Depression. In Other News, These Kinds Of Studies Cause Insanity
439. Subtypes of OCD
440. Suicidal Patients' Access To Their Psychiatrist
441. Who Died?
442. Psychiatrists On The Wrong Side of Civil Rights, Again
443. Suicide Note Revisited: Formulation
444. Sunshine and Suicide
445. Superman's A Baby, But He's Still Superman
446. Swallow This: How Seroquel XR Works, Part 3
447. Taboos Are The Ways Christians Try To Control Us [2015]
448. Tech Sunday: Will.I.Am Gets A Job At Intel
449. Teenage Girls May Be Having Oral Sex, But The Problem Is You
450. Temper Tantrums In The DSM
451. Ten Extra Seconds Would Have Saved True Detective's Finale
452. Ten Things Wrong With Medical Journals
453. How 9-11 Changed America Ten Years On
454. Test of Psychopathy 2
455. Test Of Psychopathy?
456. Thank God The 'Heart Attack Grill' Is A Great Name; Also, How To Learn French
457. The 1000 Point Drop and What Is Happening Now
458. The Abusive Boyfriend
459. The Action Movie Fairy Tale
460. The APA Says The Media Is Making Women Really Hot
461. The Atlantic Recommends Abandoning Marriage Because One Of Its Writers Can't Keep It In Her Pants
462. The Best Way To Improve Your Creativity
463. The Black Swan Movie Review Criminal Attorneys And Hollywood Don't Want You To Read
464. The Boy Who Cried Wolf
465. The Boy Who Learned To Talk Too Late And Too Fast
466. The British Model Of Cost Effectiveness Fails On Philosophy
467. The Bubble In Academic Research
468. The Charade is Revealed-- We Are Doomed
469. The Chart Is Dead, Long Live The Chart
470. The CIA Has The Same Problem Medicine Does
471. The Cognitive Kill Switch
472. Advertising's Hidden Second Message
473. The Coming Global Collapse, Sponsored By British Airways
474. The Communists Say James Bond Is Anti-Communist
475. The Conspiracy Theorist's Guide The Financial Crisis
476. The Copenhagen Interpretation of Lost
477. "The Copycat Effect:" Does Reporting Violence Lead To Violence?
478. The C Team
479. The Dead Sea Effect In Academia
480. The Decline Effect Is Stupid
481. The Diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder: What Does It Really Mean? [2015]
482. The Difference Between An Amateur, A Scientist, And A Genius
483. When Therapy Won't Work, Try Cymbalta. When Cymbalta Doesn't Work, You're Dead Meat
484. The Dumbest Economic Collapse In History
485. The Dumbest Generation Is Only The Second Dumbest Generation
486. The Enemies Of Promise Guard The Road To Success
487. The Extent Of Psychiatric Knowledge
488. The Fall And Rise Of Rebecca Black
489. The Father That Shot His Daughter's Computer
490. The FDA Says No Black Box Needed On Drugs That Increase Suicidality, But Still Needed For Those That Don't
491. The Fed's Dilemma: The Moral Hazard
492. The Fort Hood Shooter: A News Quiz
493. The Fraud Isn't Baby Einstein
494. The French Obey Authority Figures
495. The Girls Of Pfizer
496. The Graying Of Kindergarten: The Goal Is To Keep Them In Puberty, Part 1
497. The Harvard Cheating Scandal Is Stupid
498. The Hidden Zero Effect
499. The Hunger Games Is A Sexist Fairy Tale. Sorry.
500. The Legend Of Steven Colbert
501. (Part 2) The Limits of Control: The Dream
502. The Limits Of Control: The Movie
503. The Lululemon Whydunnit
504. The Maintenance Of Certification Exam As Fetish
505. The Massacre Of The Unicorns II
506. The Media Is The Message, And The Message Is You're An Idiot
507. The Military And PTSD: A Star Wars Guide
508. The Moral Hazard
509. The Most Important Article On Psychiatry You Will Ever Read
510. The Most Prescribed Drugs
511. The Nature Of The Grift
512. The Near Death Of A Salesman
513. The Neurobiology of Wisdom
514. The New Yorker Writes About Power
515. The New York Yankees: Mission Accomplished
516. Greece To Pay Disability Benefits To Pedophiles: America To Report On It
517. The Next Step: Suspend The Capital Gains Tax, and The Market
518. The Other Abortion Question
519. The Other Ego Epidemic
520. The Other Soprano Psychiatrist
521. The Other Technical Analysis
522. The Paycheck Cycle
523. The Perfect Game: What Would You Do?
524. The Plan Will Always Fail Catastrophically
525. The Pornography Of Medicine
526. The Problem With Science Is Scientists
527. The Problem With One Specific Female Doctor
528. The Process of Bringing New Drugs To Market
529. The Psychological Uncertainty Principle
530. The Question Isn't Why Do Babies Do It
531. The Rage Of The Average Joe
532. The Real Mystery of 'Lost'^xiii
533. There Is No Link Between ADHD And Organophosphate Pesticides
534. The Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen
535. The Second Story Of Echo And Narcissus - Audio
536. The Sex-Starved Wife
537. The Sopranos Finale Explained
538. The Source Of Society's Ills
539. The Special Circumstance Which Causes The Wisdom Of Crowds To Fail
540. The Second Story Of Echo And Narcissus
541. The Suicide Of Bill Zeller
542. The Supreme Court Hears Arguments That Warning Labels Should Include Things Done Correctly
543. The Terrible, Awful Truth About The Debt Ceiling
544. The Terrible, Awful Truth About The Tax Cuts
545. The Trouble With Charlie Sheen
546. The Trouble With Psychiatry-- "Not Even Wrong"
547. The Truman Show Delusion Is Not Real
548. The Twilight Movie Review Your Boyfriend Doesn't Want You To Read
549. The Ultimate Explanation Of Inception
550. The Ultimatum Game Is A Trap
551. The Walking Dead: Not About Zombies
552. The Wisdom Of Crowds Turns Into Madness
553. The Woman Who Can't Forget Is Awesome Because She Can Forget
554. The Women Of Lipstick Jungle Are The Same Age As Rachel From Friends
555. The World Is At A 52 Week Low, And The Past 10 Years Never Happened
556. The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is You Succeed
557. The Writers of Fool's Gold Get One Thing Right
558. The Wrong Lessons Of Iraq
559. They're Going To Get Paid No Matter What
560. This Is Baywatch
561. This Is How I Know Society Is Collapsing
562. This Is Just a Joke, Really, No, Really, It's Not Real, We're Much More Rigorous Than This, I Said It's A Joke, Okay? Let It Go!
563. This Is Not A Narcissistic Injury
564. This Is What You Wanted, Right?
565. This Is Why Medical Care Is Expensive
566. This Is Why The American Dream Is Out Of Reach
567. This Man Killed His Family And He Doesn't Know Why
568. This Needs To Be Explained
569. This Onion Clip Is Hilarious; Now Let Me Tell You Why It's Scary
570. This Shall Pass
571. This Time It's ESP
572. This Will Either Mean Something To You, Or It Won't
573. Those Five Days Matter More Than Anything, Except The Other Days
574. Three Vignettes You Won't Understand Until I Explain Them, And Then It Will Be Too Late
575. Tiger Woods, Part 2
576. Time Magazine Asks Cleveland Clinic What To Do About The Healthcare Crisis
577. Time Magazine Stays Out Of the Election
578. Time's Person of the Year Is Someone Who Doesn't Actually Matter
579. To The Brain, God Is Just Another Guy
580. Transgender Man Is On Women's Basketball Team, Sort Of
581. Treating Insomnia With Less
582. True Detective's Detective
583. TV Creates Its Own Enemies
584. Two Causes Of Autism
585. Undue Influence On Psychiatrists, Or The Public?
586. University Shootings: I'm Sure It's All Just A Coincidence
587. University Suicides On Schedule
588. Unpublished Lamictal Studies Left Us Thinking It Was An Antidepressant
589. Update on Schering Plough
590. Upgrading Movable Type Is Like Getting Hit By A Bus While Watching An Airplane Crash
591. USAToday Says Drug Ads Are Smarter Than Doctors
592. Vanderbilt University: The Goal Is To Keep Them In Puberty, Part 2
593. Violence Intervention Program
594. Violent Crime vs. Coffee vs. Wine
595. Vioxx
596. Vote
597. Vytorin
598. Wakefield And The Autism Fraud-- The Other Part Of The Story
599. Wanted, Starring Angelina Jolie, Is The Greatest Movie Of Our Generation
600. Was Brontosaurus A Herbivore?
601. Wasted Billions In Iraq
602. We Are All Mercantilists Now
603. We Are All Skyscrapers Now
604. We Have Breaking News: You Don't
605. Werther Effect: Copycat Suicides May Not Exist
606. What An Obama Presidency Means For Blacks
607. What Are We Voting For?
608. What Design Flaws Need Fixing In This Blog?
609. What Did You (Not) Do In 2008?
610. What Does The Woman Who Feels No Fear Feel?
611. What Else Causes Suicide? You'll Never Guess
612. What Goes Wrong In A Psychiatrist's Family?
613. What Happens If Pharmaceutical Marketing Disappears? Part 1
614. What Happens To An Action Hero When We Grow Up?
615. What Happens To Fake Studies?
616. What Hath Google Wrought
617. What Healthcare Reform Means To Hospitals
618. What iPads Will Do To Your Family
619. What Is A Real Man?
620. What is Off Label Usage?
621. What Is The Best and Healthiest Coffee To Drink?
622. What Percentage of Suicides Had Depression?
623. Does CNBC Cause Market Volatility?
624. What Should Count As A Disease?
625. "What should I say/do to my son after this happened to him?"
626. What Should Really Be Done For Autistic Children?
627. The Fundamental Error Of Parenting: What's The Difference Between a Tiger Mom and A Wolf Dad?
628. What's Wrong With Research In Psychiatry?
629. What's Wrong With The Hunger Games Is What No One Noticed
630. What The Hell Kind Of Suicide Assessment Is This?
631. What To Do About Sexy High School Girls Having A Slumber Party
632. What US v. Comstock Means To You
633. What Was The Matrix?
634. What Would You Do If Your Fiance Gave You a Ring That Wasn't Good Enough?
635. What Would You Do If Your Fiancee Rejected The Ring As Not Good Enough?
636. What You Need To Know About The MAOI (Selegiline) Patch
637. When A Culture Is This Invested In The Lie, The Culture Is Finished
638. When CGI Porn Looks Real: Is Anyone Thinking About The Children?
639. When I Get Writer's Block, You Get This
640. When I Said Doctors Were Too Involved In Social Policy, This Isn't Exactly What I Meant
641. When Is It Okay To Rape A Woman? [2017]
642. When Lilly Pays Out $800M, Where Does That Money Go?
643. When Was The Last Time You Got Your Ass Kicked?
644. Where Are They Now?
645. Where Did The Title Come From?
646. Where Does A Tree Get Its Mass?
647. Where Parents Go Wrong
648. Which Is Healthier: A Dunkin Donuts Bagel, Muffin, or Donut?
649. Which Is Worse: An Altered Photo of Reality, Or A Photo That Alters Reality?
650. White People Think Black People Are Dirty
651. Who Are We?
652. Who Can Know How Much Randi Zuckerberg Is Worth?
653. Who's Afraid Of Lil Wayne?
654. Who Should Pay For Continuing Medical Education?
655. Who Would Benefit?
656. Why Are Athletes Barely Better Than Their Competitors?
657. Why Are So Many Psychiatrists From India?
658. Why A Story About Russian Spies Who Use Facebook?
659. Why Can't Kids Walk Alone To School? Part 1
660. Are Chinese Mothers Superior To American Mothers? [2005]
661. Why Did George Sodini Shoot Women?
662. Why Do Autistics Score Poorly On The Eyes Test?
663. Why Do Doctors Accept Gifts, And What Would Happen If They Didn't?
664. Why Fly When You Have Tuberculosis?
665. Why I Am Against Mental Health Parity
666. Why Is It So Hard To Find A Good Black Man To Marry?
667. Why Is Mel Gibson So Angry?
668. Why Is There So Much Pollen?
669. Why Is This Funny?
670. Why No Progress Will Ever Be Made In Psychiatry
671. Why Parents Hate Parenting
672. Why The Latest Season Of Mad Men Blows
673. Why We Are So Obsessed With Culpability vs. Mental Illness
674. Why We Are Terrible At Math (And Reading Comprehension)
675. Why We Love Sociopaths
676. Will Lilly's New Glutamate Agonist Antipsychotic Be A Blockbuster?
677. Will The Suicide Rate Change As The Population Ages?
678. Will You Ever Be Happy?
679. Wine Is Healthy In A New (Or Old) Way
680. Wolf Blitzer Is Not An Idiot
681. Wolf Dad, Tiger Mom, And Why Trying To Be A Good Parent Is A Bad Idea
682. Worried About What Kids Will See On The Internet?
683. Worse Than The Flu
684. WOW
685. Written Authority For Standard Of Care
686. Wrong About Obama
687. Wrong About Obama II
688. Xanax, Vicodin, Percocet, Ritalin and Valium
689. Yeah, Well, Cry Me A River
690. Yet Another Study On Antidepressants, And No One Notices The Timing
691. You Always Know Less Than Your Source, Unless It's Balenciaga
692. You Are The 98%
693. You Can Have Your License Revoked For That?
694. "[You, not I, are] killing people on a grand scale"
695. Youth Suicide Rates Up? Not So Fast
696. You Want To Be Don Draper? You Already Are
697. Why Zyprexa (And Other Atypical Antipsychotics) Make You Fat
698. Zyprexa's Weight Gain: Does What You Eat Matter More Than How Much?

I then proceeded to download each of these ; along with the images included by Ballas in the articles as content (but not various spurious inclusions such as voting buttons etc.).

This resulted in a ball of gnarl, about 45% by weight^xiv spurious mark-up and similar nonsense^xv. I then proceeded to (mostly) de-gnarl the ball of gnarl^xvi, producing a flatfile of the textual content of the archive, which is temporarily available as fulltlp-clean2.txt. The original images discussed are also temporarily available.

I intend to read and adnotate each of these over the coming weeks (and also as feasible replace the shitty images of the original author with better variants if available).

So... hold on to your shorts, Trilema's feed's about to light up!

1. When / under what circumstances did he start using the term "core dump" ?
2. Did he enjoy a torid/platonic relationship with a certain teen by the name Brittany, cca 2011 ; and if torid, did consummation first occur just prior to June 8, 2011 ?
3. At the time of penning of that Amy Schumer piece, had he any idea that Maria Schneider was raped in the making of Last Tango In Paris, in the specific sense that a) "the butter scene" was improv rather than scripted, and single-take ; b) she was neither consulted nor informed prior ; c) the whole thing was Brando's idea, and it mostly came to him as he went along and d) not only did she not enjoy herself, but rater quit acting as a result ?
4. Does he actually imagine he's having relationships with the voices he hears ? Does he take that fantasy as far as to alter his behaviour / thought process according to what he imagines they'd enjoy or dislike ?
5. Did he ever see Equus ? What did he make of the Kaopectate monologue ?

1. Enumerated list : Clinical ; Clinical.Antipsychotics ; Clinical.Suicide ; Coffee,Liquor,Etc ; CoolBeyondWords ; Education ; HomicidalManiacs ; Humor ; InsuranceCompanies ; LegalIssues ; Media ; Money ; Movies,TV,andBooks ; Narcissism ; Pharma ; PhilosophicalSpeculations ; Politics ; PsychiatryGoneAwry ; RelationshipsandFamily ; Sadly,Porn ; ShortStories ; WRONG ; [↩]
2. via

   | grep -o '<a .*href=.*>' | sed -e 's/<a /n<a /g' | sed -e 's/<a .*href=['"'"'"]//' -e 's/["'"'"'].*$//' -e '/^$/ d'

   [↩]

3. This "completeness" is self-evidently illusionary. For instance, the original article that sparked my interest in the man's work (so much so as to motivate me to translate it into Romanian back in February 2011) was long deleted by its original author. [↩]
4. Should anyone know of more articles I would very much appreciate a note in the comments section ; I will consider pretty much any custody chain or other proof of paternity for possible inclusion. [↩]
5. Content-less fluff piece, skipping. [↩]
6. Contentless piece, skipping. [↩]
7. The whole article consists of
   

   if CATIE is so important, and was funded by the NIMH (i.e. taxpayer dollars), why isn't it available free on the CATIE or NIMH websites?  Or anywhere else?  Snakes.  All of you are snakes.
   

   Which... you know. [↩]

8. Don't you find that really subtle differences between practically identical titles are the way to go ?

   This is incidentally one of my points of pride re Trilema : there are places where one must type no less than ten characters to distinguish between two articles, but when that happens it's Whore Street and prospective holocaust. vs Whore strat, ie, not even close at all! Not formally, at any rate, by which I mean... not literally. The tree is well divergent, its endpoints are well distributed over the space of possibilities, the leaf nodes are all reasonably distant, how should I put this. And I wrote a lot more articles than he did! [↩]

9. I'm not adnotating this specifically, it's just some fiction piece. [↩]
10. Empty article. [↩]
11. Nothing much here, included in the next one. [↩]
12. Nothing here, besides the vague announcement of "starting another blog". [↩]
13. Nothing there, he's just bitching about the TV schedule. [↩]
14. 4.2 Mb out of 7.7 Mb. Note that the 7.7 Mb figure excludes most of the original html, only the articles and titles having been retained. The material actually downloaded weighs in at 95 Mb, meaning that less than 5% of the html content served by thelastpsychiatrist.com is actually meaningfully related to Ballas' work. [↩]
15. Besides the usual USG tendrils proto-Republicans and other ideological innocents unavoidably end up scammed into including in their work and their life, there's also large piles of painfully ineptly autogenerated mark-up, in the vein of

    </blockquote><p style="margin-bottom: 0.2in;"><meta http-equiv="CONTENT-TYPE" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
    <title></title>
    <meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 2.3 (Win32)"><style type="text/css"><meta http-equiv="CONTENT-TYPE" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
    <title></title>
    <meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 2.3 (Win32)"><style type="text/css"><meta http-equiv="CONTENT-TYPE" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
    <title></title>
    <meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 2.3 (Win32)"><style type="text/css">

    etc qs. [↩]

16. I also removed typographical idiosyncrasies of the original author, such as the double space. [↩]
17. Seeing how I'm keeping this open anyway for updating the links, I figure I might as well collect these here. The ordering's historical. [↩]