Top Secret!

Saturday, 10 October, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Top Secret!i is an absolutely delicious and, as it turns out, timeless spoof.

Released the same year as Orwell's thirteen-thirtyseven, it pokes fun at a shockingly skinny Elvis (Val Kilmer) that is accidentally invited to sing in a shockingly Polish Warsaw-pact "East Germany" (as part of an ellaborate ploy to "distract the world's attention" through no lesser means than having it fix its eyes upon... a cultural festival no less!). After which there's carrying ons.

Sadly the deeply bovineii Lucy Gutteridge utterly ruins the love interest side of any story, but then again Abrahams has the good sense to downplay the matter altogether. Otherwise, the gags are spread thickly and far from jackbooted heavy, they're light and gracile and cause in the viewer a most delicate and feminine sort of laughter. None of that HA! gross, unrefined welder stuff, we're here in a magical land of ehehehehe-hehehehe and hihihi.

You must see this thing.

  1. 1984, by Jim Abrahams, with Omar Sharif, Val Kilmer. []
  2. Deeply bovine not in the good way, of udders, but in the bad eye oops I mean way, of... gaze and behaviour.

    This thing'd have been so much better with either something blonde a la Christina Applegate's signature character or else planturous and dumb like say Marilyn Monroe throughout her irl but most notably on display in say All about Eve.

    Alas, perfection is not of this world. Oh Lorna, where art thou! []

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7 Responses

  1. Buna ziua! Numele meu si al tuturor colegilor apare in acest site la un post despre rezultatele de la bacalaureat 2011, publicat de catre Mircea Popescu, doar pt a atrage vizualizari pe acest site.. sunt copiate toate datele din acel an, ceea ce incalca normele GDPR. Va rog sa luati masuri pt stergerea lor.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 8 October 2020

    Intr-o prima etapa, fa bine si lasa-ti balele de pizda proasta la un articol relevant, nu asa, aleator, pe unde se nimereste. Proasto.

    Dupa care, intr-o a doua etapa, treci la mars de-aici, si tu ca si restul de ratati. Care sunteti, si de la care tat copiati, unu' de la altu', tata viata. Auzi la ei draga, imbecilii s-or organizat, au "normele GDPR" sa-i apere de rusinea de-a fi pe lume, ce sa-ti povestesc.

  3. Domnule imbecil ce nu stii sa porti o discutie, am lasat comentariu la ultima ta postare pt ca esti un idiot ce nu isi lasa un loc de contact pe acest site de tot rahatul. Esti varza in comunicare daca ai tupeul sa discuti in modul asta

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 8 October 2020

    Curvet, "ultima postare" din 2015 ? Las-o ca macane.

  5. Ultima postare la care am vazut activitate. Cine pula ta intra pe cacatul asta de site daca nu copiai date ce nu au nicio treaba cu viata ta?

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 8 October 2020

    "Ultima postare la care ai vazut activitate" constind in faptu' ca ce anume ? "Cacatul asta de site" adica cam cel mai citit blog din lume ? Tu cit de proasta esti, pe bune acuma ? Si mai ales ce simtasti tu asa-n golurile launtrice de te forteaza sa demonstrezi neaparat ? Las-o cum o cazut, nu-s io primu' om de s-o prins ca esti proasta de puti din viata ta odorata, cum n-oi fi nici ultimu'. Asa ca... ce mare chestie ca scrie acolo la gazeta, tu oricum nu stii citi.

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