Teenage boys, the premier source of comedy gold

Part I. Months ago, I put an ad up on the local craiglist.ⁱ It attracted its fair share of interested or merely curious girls an' young women. It also attracted a bunch of teenage boys, because honestly everything attracts themⁱⁱ. Like so :

derp@me Hi, may be we could have some fun in a 3some...

me@derp w stands for woman.

derp@me yes...just in case a rainy afternoon could you consider other options...lol...

Isn't this some of the best logic ever ? So what if he's a worthless young male with no options that's also not quite brave enough to go try fight for ISIS or something! That shouldn't disqualify him from anything! He's as much a people as I am, and definitely more a people than the slavegirls in question. The notion that there isn't even anyone willing to take him as a domestic animal does not occur, because... why would it ? Welfare! Equality! Fairness!ⁱⁱⁱ A future for beta bois! His mommy loves him and told him he was smart!

I might as well alter a lifetimes' worth of preference to accomodate his pointless existence on the solid grounds that... it rained that day. Because that's how I live my life, whether it rains that day or not is the decisive factor, and if I made a harem I didn't make that harem. It belongs to "the people", aka noi sclavi. What, there's something wrong to living your life according to the rain ? IT WORKS JUST FINE FOR HIM!

Logic, seriously.

Part 2. I have a profile on one of the few BDSM dating sites out there. They also have an irc server. I get random PMs from people. Like so :

Wunstar Buenas fotos con muchos culos........
Wunstar if you do have a female slave you don't want I might be intrested in her.
Wunstar you never know....

Right ? "You never know", because these women are essentially little car models painted red, and we're 12, and hey, he might be interested in her. He. In her. Let alone her being interested in some fucktarded 40 yo "dominant" from LA that sends pms to people he doesn't know as if the people he doesn't know are animals of his own mental age.

What, to consider that maybe not everyone in this world is a jackass ?! Impossibru! Slavegirls are toy cars that my parents gave me and he should have some too! That's totally how the early discussions go with any prospective slavegirl, "honey, you're going to be mine in the sense that if some random derp might be interested, all bets are off". What, it doesn't make any sense and it's not conceivably what anyone'd ever sign up for ?!

BUT WHY SHOULD THAT MATTER! He calls himself a "dominat" and that therefore means he actually IS part of this game where superior males graciously allow humble females to go on their knees, bathe in piss and so on and so forth. Oh, you had no idea that's how the world works ? How silly of you! Some nobody calls herself "the bitcoin wife", that means she's actually part of Bitcoin now, and relevant for Bitcoin. Because of what she calls herself. Yep, that's right, what she calls herself matters. Problem ?

What work ? What sense ? Too hard, dude. The consumers have come to expect!

Conclusion. "You never know". Like "you can never be sure a scam is a scam". Like "I want to believe". Like lots and lots of other such attempts of the primitive parts of the brain to take over the neocortex. They're funny, what can I say.

1. Highly structured TPE relationship, will consider junior slavegirl [↩]
2. This is by design, because humans, like all mammal species, work by creating large swarms of generally useless beta males that get culled.

   And just in case you ever wondered why holes in power outlets are always so narrow : it's because if they weren't penile electrocution would kill more than smoking and ebola combined. [↩]

3. Not for women, though. Equality in the mind of the cattle works in the sense of his private, personal equality to anyone and anything above him. That's all. [↩]