I'll pay for your tits

Friday, 27 June, Year 6 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

I'm giving away 0.02 BTC, ie two bitcentsi to any human female that

  1. Has previously posted nudie selfshots on the web. You will be required to prove this by supplying a link.
  2. Comes to #trilemaii and verifies her identitty. You will be given a short text and expected to post a pic of your tits decorated with it within some sort of reasonable timeframe, so come prepared.

This isn't some sort of bullshit - I've to date given 100x as much for similar causes.iii This is the genuine article - you don't have to be the first, or the "best" or whatever else, all you have to do is satisfy a. and b. above. Maybe not the easiest money you'll ever make, but definitely not the hardest. It shouldn't really take you more than fifteen minutes (and if it does, this is probably not for you - not that anything else is).

This isn't one-time offer eitheriv - I have some ideas for the implementation therewhich I need a bunch of eager young sluts. Come help me, not only is it a lot of scandalous, licentious fun, but it'll prolly make your life.

Update : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5v, 6, 7, 8vi, 9vii, 10, 11 .

Update #2 : Amazingly enough, the amateur sluts beat the professional sluts hands down. Fancy that!

vulpe-vulpes-s

Update #3 : There's no time like the first time.

mika

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Update #4 :

Naphex this girl knows linux and can compile from scratch :))

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And a little something from OkCupid :

okcupidslut1

Update #5 :

2cedo0y

Update #6 :

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Update #7 :

ilasxve

And 8th :

lxwg8uh

#9 :

73421838

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  1. Should be indicative of the value of "community oppinions" on things and matters, yes ? []
  2. #trilema is currently moderated, so you wouldn't normally be able to speak there. Nevertheless, if you make a good impression I might rate you, which will allow you to speak and thus in one fell swoop break out of your current jail. []
  3. Sometimes without success, linked for lulz. []
  4. It may be eventually cancelled, I'll say so when it is, including here. []
  5. She's a real pro, check her out:
    2krgcqu-s2 []
  6. Assbot was a little down, so no logs. []
  7. Gone meanwhile, but
    ogygiuvbku-s
    []
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49 Responses

  1. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 July 2014

    Updated.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 July 2014

    And updated more.

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 14 July 2014

    And more.

  4. That sexy_saffron so hot and professional :D
    Brunettes with blue eyes are my type.
    Seems you're not wasting time and making the most out of btc.

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 27 July 2014

    It's more like I had a lot of time to waste, since 2012.

  6. brendafdez`s avatar
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    brendafdez 
    Monday, 16 March 2015

    Is the offer still going on? I bet that my participation would amount to cheating, but I could certainly refer some friends...

    Also, this post brings back many memories of over an year ago, not precisely of being a camgirl myself, as I only experimented with that once briefly and made the staggering amount of 0.008 BTC that way, but rather of being ostracized and losing trust of parts of the local bitcoin 'community' when I spilled the beans on a mailing list that the girlfriend of one of the guys setting up the Argentine BF was also on titsforbitcoin. It happened accidentally and by proxy, meaning I told it to the wrong guy, and at the time I deeply regretted it. In hindsight it wasn't that bad, as losing my IRL 'bitcoin friends' made me delve deeper into parts of the bitcoin world I hadn't ventured into until then. So I could say I ended up here because tits, basically.

  7. Your requested URL has been blocked by the URL Filter database module of McAfee Web Gateway. The URL is listed in categories that are not allowed by your administrator at this time.

    URL: http://brendafernandez.com/
    URL Categories: Spam URLs
    Reputation: Medium Risk

    just fyi

  8. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 16 March 2015

    @brendafdez If what you're trying to say is that you've got very small tits - I don't think it makes a difference. But yes the offer's ongoing, people were throwing it at Stoya like last week and whatnot.

    @Alex I wonder how that happened.

  9. > Passionate about cryptocurrencies, currently working as a bitcoin broker

    brendafdez = girl?

  10. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 16 March 2015

    Are you trying to intimate fawksy has no tits ? Because it's simultaneously untrue and overly intimate!

  11. >I bet that my participation would amount to cheating

    >If what you're trying to say is that you've got very small tits

    >I was born in 1989 in Buenos Aires and I've always lived here. I'm a Law student
    > at the University of Buenos Aires, fond of languages/linguistics and anything
    > related to computers. I'm also interested in gender studies (being transgender
    > myself).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Brenda_Fernandez

    MP y u no use pedopedia? Informations abound!

  12. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 16 March 2015

    Oh I see how it is!

  13. brendafdez`s avatar
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    brendafdez 
    Tuesday, 17 March 2015

    Alex, I honestly don't think the opinion of the antivirus on my spamminess and risk is something that could qualify as information. Twitter seems to share the same views and won't allow direct linking to my posts, either.
    Tbh, I'm not completely sure why it happens and can't be bothered, but I'd guess it's because I'm on some crappy shared hosting and I wouldn't want to know all the shit I must be sharing IP with.

    Mircea, I was referring to the fact that I was already on here, reading the logs, and sometimes even showing up in the channel, so my participation wouldn't amount to bringing in fresh meat. But I appreciate that Anon has taken upon himself the task of providing other possibly disqualifying reasons.

  14. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 17 March 2015

    Tbh, I'm not completely sure why it happens and can't be bothered, but I'd guess it's because I'm on some crappy shared hosting and I wouldn't want to know all the shit I must be sharing IP with.

    Found more than 100 domains running on IP address 199.188.204.163 :
    aiconindonesia.com, andreamai.com, angelateresasantana.com, appstrailers.com, artofmarriage.sg, azurus.net, belgabeers.com, belgabox.com, benjaminhouge.com, bestseocenter.com, bestskateboarddecks.org, bowtifulties.com, carnivalfunnelcake.com, chemtech-global.com, chetaweb.info, chrisguanzon.com, claytonreunion.com, clinidentalrc.com, compoundbowreviews.org, concettamorabito.com, cosmologeek.com, deflastudio.com, deviatelabs.net, digitalmediaenterprise.com, divinemb.com, ebkdvd.com, eliterobotics.org, ensnare.org, eqstreet.com, execdisplay.com, flamarkfireprevention.com.au, garrettcabinet.com, gatela.net, gettwitterfollowers.ca, goldgroupint.com, goldsalesinterview.com, goldsalestraining.com, gridmds.com, gruposimplifica.com, hahadaily.com, horangestudio.com, hotelsupplyanddesign.co.uk, ifa-direct.com, ilabelandbarcode.com, insidevu.net, istanbultaxiairport.com, jacksmountainbluesfestival.com, jerry.cards, jwaite91.com, kaliselatan.com, kevsart.com, labengalcattery.com, lax-van-rentals.com, lesecuries-bar.com, lubbsolute.com, mardantravels.com, marylandthetatau.org, mcpe4u.com, minton-insurance.com, mobile2bsocial.us, modernentrep.co, mohoyt.com, moseshoyt.com, muhammadsmith.com, mypaste.net, mysteryroomnyc.com, newarkairlineshow.com, nicevski.com, nicolalucchetta.com, oceanwifi.com, olyfreakdown.com, orderalfred.com, oryxsite.com, ourcityshows.com, ownersclubbartoncreek.com, patio-expo.com, pridegbsecurityservices.co.uk, raymondfong.net, recreatethepast.com, reekgear.com, rickholder.com, sceneswap.com, silvalifesuccesscoaching.com, skipperondeck.gr, startupentrepreneurship.com, stopdesign.cn, studentcentralnews.com, suture.ca, tankentabak.com, tdswebdesign.com, tgibig.com, thankyouscience.net, theopenmusic.net, tianjinyoushenmehaowandedifang.com, tiendacerveza.com, toomanysequins.com, topbesttech.com, tricksone.com, vasteducation.com, writemomentum.com

    That's some crappy shared server alright.

  15. brendafdez`s avatar
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    brendafdez 
    Tuesday, 17 March 2015

    Well if I were to move the blog somewhere else I could repurpose that server for... dunno, maybe a bitcoin stock exchange built from the ground up with security in mind.

  16. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 17 March 2015

    Yeah. Either that or an online handcraft boutique.

  17. SquirtPrincess`s avatar
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    SquirtPrincess 
    Tuesday, 31 March 2015

    Im in, who do i have to send proof. Let me know thxs I have DDD

  18. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 1 April 2015

    And updated.

  19. i want to earn flashing my tits pls help me

    my skype ID : cutiemerz27

  20. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 11 May 2015

    So follow the instructions.

  21. Required Name`s avatar
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    Required Name 
    Tuesday, 19 May 2015

    What the fuck is this site? Seriously

  22. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 19 May 2015

    This site is my blog. Seriously.

  23. Radu Korne`s avatar
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    Radu Korne 
    Friday, 22 May 2015

    by accident via Ritter von Flondor. impressed ! is there a Turnavitu ? where he resides ?

  24. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 22 May 2015

    With Wladimyr.

  25. Radu Korne`s avatar
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    Radu Korne 
    Friday, 22 May 2015

    :)
    I'll stay here a while just as a by-stander. over my expertise and I do not believe in Bitcoins. (this IS my field)

    PS: why Flondor ? So far from the general topic here ?

  26. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 22 May 2015

    The notion a reader may have as to a "general topic" on Trilema is merely a function of that reader's fragmentary reading.

  27. Radu Korne`s avatar
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    Radu Korne 
    Saturday, 23 May 2015

    It may be so. However as the map is not the territory the intention can not define the result. Repetition creates a trend and the missing grass shows here paths towards Cryptomicon and web business (although I can see of some pleasant interest). True thou not having or considering ever owning Bitcoins (capital letter or not ?) I am missing not only visual diversity but some more serious stuff. I also like (in a strange, fragmented and un-continuous flow) the comments. Are there any tasks which, when accomplish, unlock articles ? Other way around the un-fastidious currency ? Will idealistic glory beat the day to day commercialism ?

  28. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 23 May 2015

    You can probably go into #b-a, ask someone to pay for your credits and give them a bag of fruit or whatever in exchange.

    Or, alternatively, write on your tits.

  29. Radu Korne`s avatar
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    Radu Korne 
    Saturday, 23 May 2015

    “Que el mundo es horrible, es una verdad que no necesita demostración”

  30. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 3 October 2015

    Aaand updated.

  31. tageeboy`s avatar
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    tageeboy 
    Sunday, 6 March 2016

    I have found a new hero. MP.... You are the man!

  32. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 6 March 2016

    Cheers.

  33. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 25 June 2016

    & updated.

  34. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 6 August 2016

    & updated some more.

  35. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 11 August 2016

    After a little over two years that I've been paying ten bitcents per titpair, the time has come to adjust the payout. Henceforth, it's a bitcent per tit, which comes to two for the pair.

    And remember kids : your tits matter, if you have them ; your oppinions don't matter, whether you have them or not.

  36. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 12 November 2017

    Aaand updated s'more.

    By the way, Costa Rica folk dunno what a s'more is.

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