Internet story

Wednesday, 01 May, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

So I met this girl on the Internet. Strike one, right ?

Actually, I didn't. She met me. This because I announced hiring topless models and she came knocking. So basically... I met a camwhore on the Internet. Strike two, right ?

And then...

me so now i'm gonna offer you the following deal : i'll send you 1 btc to daytrade. if by the end of may you have 1.1 btc, you pay me that. if you don't, you take a pic holding a paper saying "Not smart enough to daytrade, this is the best I can do". deal ?
girl hahahah. deal.

A bitcoin is about a hundred dollars and change at the current rates. So what I've done here is I've sent 100+ dollars' worth of untraceable Internet pretend-money to a camwhore I had met on the Internet the day before. Strike over nine thousand, correct ?

Well... here's the thing :

girl Hey, whats your private wallet address? I turned your 1btc into 2 btc so I'd like to pay you back and continue trading with my .9 btc :p Yes, I know I have till the end of the month.
me Ahahaha slut! Well done.

That's right. 10% over ~16 hours or something, you do the annualization on that. By lending to, at the risk of repeating myself, camwhores I've met on the Internet yesterday.

Because you see, my dear fellows, not everyone on the Internet is the same. Not all black people are niggers, not all camwhores are hos, not everything's everything else. The world has structure and hierarchy and even - in pockets - meaning. Which allows one to skim the very cream.

And since we're talking of skimming the very cream :

daytrader-and-friend-s

girl Erect It Ups is going to be here shortly. We'll take something for you, give me an email to send it to.

This, my dear reader, is why you can't have nice things. Because I get them all first. Butthurt goes in the box below.

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10 Responses

  1. 1.1 ^ (24 ÷ 16 × 365) = 45972182715451387271361.026547743

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 1 May 2013

    Time is going by real real slow man.

  3. You know nothing.

    This is because of the fact that I am cool, and most of you are not. If I spend bitcoins, the universe is busy giving them back to me. If you spend, they are gone. Or at least you are afraid that they would be (try it - you may be wrong ).

    via Uppity Tortilla. Who has meanwhile beleeted my post.

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 1 May 2013

    I totally agree. SA was arguably never this good. Even if it ever was this good... 1990s problems.

  5. Beleeted?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 2 May 2013

    Before your time.

  7. (Almost) every time I read Trilema, I think, "wow, this guy is up to something".

    (Without almost a single exception) every time I read MPOE-PR, I think, "but he cannot be, if he actually pays for this shit to be posted in his name".

    Womaen is this wonderful collective mindset animal which God created for you to bestow upon her education, reasons unknown. In time thee shall observe no matter how much time and effort you'll invest in it, nothing will come out of her.

    For that you should not expect such animal capable of doublethinking, as in mean and intelligent, but just singlethinking, such as just mean, as half of her master.

    That or 'no man is capable of correct judgement' so fuck them all.

    Inb4 hurr.

  8. Good that not everybody has a "gotta catch em all!" attitude regarding money.

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