Internet story

Wednesday, 01 May, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

So I met this girl on the Internet. Strike one, right ?

Actually, I didn't. She met me. This because I announced hiring topless models and she came knocking. So basically... I met a camwhore on the Internet. Strike two, right ?

And then...

me so now i'm gonna offer you the following deal : i'll send you 1 btc to daytrade. if by the end of may you have 1.1 btc, you pay me that. if you don't, you take a pic holding a paper saying "Not smart enough to daytrade, this is the best I can do". deal ?
girl hahahah. deal.

A bitcoin is about a hundred dollars and change at the current rates. So what I've done here is I've sent 100+ dollars' worth of untraceable Internet pretend-money to a camwhore I had met on the Internet the day before. Strike over nine thousand, correct ?

Well... here's the thing :

girl Hey, whats your private wallet address? I turned your 1btc into 2 btc so I'd like to pay you back and continue trading with my .9 btc :p Yes, I know I have till the end of the month.
me Ahahaha slut! Well done.

That's right. 10% over ~16 hours or something, you do the annualization on that. By lending to, at the risk of repeating myself, camwhores I've met on the Internet yesterday.

Because you see, my dear fellows, not everyone on the Internet is the same. Not all black people are niggers, not all camwhores are hos, not everything's everything else. The world has structure and hierarchy and even - in pockets - meaning. Which allows one to skim the very cream.

And since we're talking of skimming the very cream :


girl Erect It Ups is going to be here shortly. We'll take something for you, give me an email to send it to.

This, my dear reader, is why you can't have nice things. Because I get them all first. Butthurt goes in the box below.

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73 Responses

  1. 1.1 ^ (24 ÷ 16 × 365) = 45972182715451387271361.026547743

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 1 May 2013

    Time is going by real real slow man.

  3. You know nothing.

    This is because of the fact that I am cool, and most of you are not. If I spend bitcoins, the universe is busy giving them back to me. If you spend, they are gone. Or at least you are afraid that they would be (try it - you may be wrong ).

    via Uppity Tortilla. Who has meanwhile beleeted my post.

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 1 May 2013

    I totally agree. SA was arguably never this good. Even if it ever was this good... 1990s problems.

  5. Beleeted?

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 2 May 2013

    Before your time.

  7. (Almost) every time I read Trilema, I think, "wow, this guy is up to something".

    (Without almost a single exception) every time I read MPOE-PR, I think, "but he cannot be, if he actually pays for this shit to be posted in his name".

    Womaen is this wonderful collective mindset animal which God created for you to bestow upon her education, reasons unknown. In time thee shall observe no matter how much time and effort you'll invest in it, nothing will come out of her.

    For that you should not expect such animal capable of doublethinking, as in mean and intelligent, but just singlethinking, such as just mean, as half of her master.

    That or 'no man is capable of correct judgement' so fuck them all.

    Inb4 hurr.

  8. Good that not everybody has a "gotta catch em all!" attitude regarding money.

  9. Fărâmiță Lambru`s avatar
    Fărâmiță Lambru 
    Tuesday, 7 April 2020

    orice s-ar spune bune pizdele bune

  10. web site talent

  11. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 7 April 2020

    @Fărâmiță Lambru Ca-n viata.

    @استعدادیابی Dude looks talented enough, but... seriously now, does he ever get laid ?

    He looks like he never gets laid. Why not get laid ? It's fun not to mention relaxing. Try it sometime.

  12. eu também gostava de foder estas jovenas putas!

  13. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 7 April 2020

    Sa fie primit.

  14. هل اجد عربيه هنا تريد ممارسة

  15. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    لا ، العرب عرجاء. علم الفتيات أن يصبحن عاهرات ثم سيجد أولادك

  16. Zhshahaha

  17. Maxipro066`s avatar
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Porfa regálemen algo soy pobre nunca e recargado y nunca nadie me quiere regalar nada

  18. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Tienes hermanas ?

  19. Hii

  20. Mi is sax

  21. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Say what ?!

  22. Name Chitrasen yadav chaudhripur bhatahar jaunpur meeraganj meeraganj up

  23. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Is that even a language ?

  24. Nice

  25. This my sister i kill you

  26. Hasan hendavi`s avatar
    Hasan hendavi 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020


  27. Thanks for this

  28. kimi sohbet`s avatar
    kimi sohbet 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020


  29. buenas tardes vivo en santarrosa de cabal risaralda barrio la eugenia manzana P casa 304 necesito ayuda humanitaria ya q no tengo ingresos de ningun modo pido su colaboracion porfabor muchas gracias..

  30. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Tienes hijas ?

  31. Hello

  32. Que bno que saliera muchas gracias

  33. Que bueno que saliéramos

  34. 3128896458

  35. Solicitud d ayuda

  36. Nesesito la ayuda economica por q me quede aintrabajo y notengo mas enyradas economicas y demi dependen 4 personas q son mis hijos y notengo ni para la comida ni para los servicios ni para la comida ni por fabor ayunden me

  37. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    What is with all the Latino beggars, anyway ?

    La munca, ba, saracilor, nu la-ntins mina!

  38. Espero salir beneficiada gracias

  39. Necesito si ayuda urgente gracias

  40. Soy madre cabeza de hogar

  41. Solicitar ayuda

  42. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    Ahahaha "madre cabeza de hogar" what the fuck nonsense is that supposed to be ?

    Bitch, being the head of the household specifically means you got your shit together such that you ain't going around begging like a stupid cunt.

  43. Necesito esta ayuda no tengo trabajo y no se como hacer ya

  44. Porfavor necesito ayuda mi trabajo es parado por medio del coronavirus grscias

  45. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    Next time, don't vote pantsuit.

  46. Akhilesh yadav`s avatar
    Akhilesh yadav 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    I want fuck job

  47. Busco mujer adulta que quiere con un menor

  48. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    Yeeeah... Right, listen, this ain't how it works.

  49. Jesus Benitez`s avatar
    Jesus Benitez 
    Thursday, 9 April 2020

    Quiero Agradecerle Por Formar Parte De Netflix & Entretenerme Viendo Pelicula Por Esta Cuarentena

  50. muhamad yusril aripin`s avatar
    muhamad yusril aripin 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    Tolong kasih saya kuota Saya butuh buat belajar kalau ngak ada kuota saya ke tingalan pelajaran pliss

  51. muhamad yusril aripin`s avatar
    muhamad yusril aripin 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    Pengen ihk pliss

  52. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    Ko lang sabihin sa minahan sa.

  53. waw

  54. دانلود فیلم`s avatar
    دانلود فیلم 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    سلام ممنون خوب بودش

  55. Ram budhathoki`s avatar
    Ram budhathoki 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    I want to see you baby

  56. Walter alemba`s avatar
    Walter alemba 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    I love sex

  57. Rae Abigail`s avatar
    Rae Abigail 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog. Is it difficult to set up your own blog?

    I'm not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. I'm thinking about making my own but I'm not sure where to start. Do you have any ideas or suggestions? Many thanks

  58. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    Get yourself a domain registered, rent some server somewhere and I guess talk to billymg about MP-WP.

    It should come to about $50 - $100 a month, all told. One could find "cheaper ways to do it", but do not do that -- if you're not willing to commit to the level of a few hour's pay monthly, you're much better off not bothering at all.

  59. ليس هناك تعليق

  60. Queria muito receber esse benificil pra ajudar mimha familha que precisa muito

  61. Abhinav Singh`s avatar
    Abhinav Singh 
    Friday, 10 April 2020

    I am abhinav from India up

  62. What's up

  63. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 11 April 2020

    Lol. Welcome to Trilema, suckers.

  64. hhhhh

  65. Dharam Veer Gupta

  66. jorge o`s avatar
    jorge o 
    Saturday, 16 May 2020

    This story kicks ass

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