I'll pay for your tits
I'm giving away 0.02 BTC, ie two bitcentsi to any human female that
- Has previously posted nudie selfshots on the web. You will be required to prove this by supplying a link.
- Comes to #trilemaii and verifies her identitty. You will be given a short text and expected to post a pic of your tits decorated with it within some sort of reasonable timeframe, so come prepared.
This isn't some sort of bullshit - I've to date given 100x as much for similar causes.iii This is the genuine article - you don't have to be the first, or the "best" or whatever else, all you have to do is satisfy a. and b. above. Maybe not the easiest money you'll ever make, but definitely not the hardest. It shouldn't really take you more than fifteen minutes (and if it does, this is probably not for you - not that anything else is).
This isn't one-time offer eitheriv - I have some ideas for the implementation therewhich I need a bunch of eager young sluts. Come help me, not only is it a lot of scandalous, licentious fun, but it'll prolly make your life.
Update : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5v, 6, 7, 8vi, 9vii, 10, 11 .
Update #2 : Amazingly enough, the amateur sluts beat the professional sluts hands down. Fancy that!
Update #3 : There's no time like the first time.
Update #4 :
Naphex this girl knows linux and can compile from scratch :))
And a little something from OkCupid :
Update #5 :
Update #6 :
Update #7 :
And 8th :
#9 :
#10 aka teh endian broads :
#11, Emily the Eager Slut Pixie :
#12, la :
#13, emily the 22 :
#14, Tea :
#15, spool, who never did this 4 4chan -- making thereby Trilema more widely supplied with tits than that old world :
#16, cassidy :
#17, Trish :
#18, Sarah :
#19, heyleeecx :
#20, kittycollector :
#21, saturn :
#23, sashahsas :
#24, britknee :
#25, shivalry :
#26, tittybang :
#27, TrixxC :
#28, thatbitchlola :
#28, danna33 :
#29, SluttyDiamond :
#30, kori :
#31, lauren22 :
#32, ErisMoon :
#33, jossi :
The April 14th bunch, feel free to dig the log for names w/e, I'm not bothering :
And the class of April 17 :
The doohickey informs me that's a total of 55 pictures, which'd mean I've to date spent 1.1 BTC on this, except of course the first dozen or two early ones were getting 0.1 a pop so it's more like... a car, in total. Dun dun dun.
And here's the April 18th crop :
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Here's the last and final batch :
And with this, the lulzy experiment comes to an end. RIP 27.06.2014 - 20.04-2018.
There can only possibly be one single moral to these festivities, and it's found in the very logs :
ascii_lander hypothesizes, they're camgurls, they paint the numberz for fiddybyx, douchebag eats the 0.02
mircea_popescu lol. hey, entreprise rite ?
douchebag i got my pimp friend bringing girls over and we're partying
ascii_lander hey it's mircea_popescu's game, if this is cricket -- then who am i to say.mircea_popescu !!pay Jennnie 0.02☟
deedbot Get your OTP: otp
douchebag mircea_popescu hold up
douchebag i still need to get her gpg setupmircea_popescu ascii_lander, im preparing for the many-years-later "hurr durr THAT IS NOT ME THERE BEING ME" etc.
mircea_popescu douchebag, ...
douchebag ' +Jennnie │ let douchebag set my stuff up before u pay :3'
ascii_lander mircea_popescu 'not shakespeare, but other man by that name'(tm)(r) ehmircea_popescu i mean, imagine the butthurt of the exact btcbase.org/log/2017-10-05#1721049 fucktards when they finally wake up to the fact that they personally being imbecile "professional" and "not doing" does not mean anything whatsoever ; someone else will skin them alive and wear their skin as a glove.
a111 Logged on 2017-10-05 15:43 mircea_popescu and in other lulz : stripperweb.com/strippers-are-very-pretentious-but-disablingly-stupid (poor dooglus ended up paying a 4k btc to a bunch of lazy retartds pretending to be strippers, two years after.)mircea_popescu i can scarcely imagine a better example of what exactly is meant by the whole list of "nobody asked you anything", from btcbase.org/log/2014-08-12#792127 onwards. "oh but i didn't ~REALLY~ consent!1111". "wasn't me" etc.
a111 Logged on 2014-08-12 02:16 mircea_popescu TimSwanson you the guy with the ofnumbers/book thing ?
mirrah: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/nxxBVmZI/image.png~ * ~ mircea_popescu btcbase.org/log/2018-04-18#1801945 << you'll have to explain to me the logic of this sometime. is there some expectation that all bipedals are human and made in the similitude of god or something ? animals are animals, whether superficially human or not, form does not trump structure. if they don't have the spark of humanity, which very much IS rsa key etc, then how's he remiss using them exactly as a chunk of wood, piece of fruit or lab reagent ?
a111 Logged on 2018-04-18 11:34 ascii_lander the tits may be functional, but penny-ante scamchiseling is still imho loathesome.mircea_popescu they're there, he's harvesting them for a purpose. they will be forever harvested, for this purpose or some other purpose, because THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE. harvestables. and they are that by personal, wholly owned choice. nobody asked them, or told them, or "made them" act in the specific manner of their subhuman nature, whereby "1. if it's not comfortable ~to me~ i'm 'not interested' because 2. i expect there's enough of us animals around so that 3. under the pressure of our wilful ignorance the republic will be forced to change and adapt." now this IS loathsome, and i don't see any merit whatever in offering it any quarter. they find tmsr/eulora/trilema/thelog/whatever "too hard" ? that is ohohohohoh oh-so-fine. someone else, who isn't, will use them as things FOR tmsr/eulora/trilema/thelog/etc. because there's nothing ELSE other than an' besides tmsr/etc. how's btcbase.org/log/2018-04-12#1797210 or btcbase.org/log/2017-10-11#1724167 more earned than the btcbase.org/log-search?q="!!pay" "0.02" set ? to my eye the later seems infinitely more respectable than the former, because a) at least lively enough to be doing something and because b) the similarity between female whores doing bartending/prostitution and the "male" whores doing "computer science" and "gifting their valuable crypto contributions to the world" could not have possibly escaped your notice.
a111 Logged on 2018-04-12 16:30 mircea_popescu !!pay zx2c4 1
a111 Logged on 2017-10-11 20:43 BHopkins: I think I did it right: 12taDFRdimNTHx1xoUkUZWj3nrE4js6LM6mircea_popescu contrary to what the wankers tell themselves, there's exactly no difference, just, the loser girls of millenium 3 do the whole pot/ex/waitress/dancer schtick, whereas the loser boys of millenium 3 do the whole pot/ex/technology/computology schtick
mircea_popescu at least the girls are honest about how they're doing nothing and their life is going nowhere (and for the record, this is as close as an invariant as social science ever produced -- females are way the fuck less inclined to lie to themselves. or to you, for that matter, unless they actually don't like you. but males lie to you BECAUSE they like you, and to themselves, too.)
I think we understand each other perfectly well, in the usual sense of that understanding.
———- Should be indicative of the value of "community opinions" on things and matters, yes ? [↩]
- #trilema is currently moderated, so you wouldn't normally be able to speak there. Nevertheless, if you make a good impression I might rate you, which will allow you to speak and thus in one fell swoop break out of your current jail. [↩]
- Sometimes without success, linked for lulz. [↩]
- It may be eventually cancelled, I'll say so when it is, including here. [↩]
- She's a real pro, check her out:
[↩] - Assbot was a little down, so no logs. [↩]
- Gone meanwhile, but
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Friday, 4 July 2014
Updated.
Friday, 4 July 2014
And updated more.
Monday, 14 July 2014
And more.
Sunday, 27 July 2014
That sexy_saffron so hot and professional :D
Brunettes with blue eyes are my type.
Seems you're not wasting time and making the most out of btc.
Sunday, 27 July 2014
It's more like I had a lot of time to waste, since 2012.
Monday, 16 March 2015
Is the offer still going on? I bet that my participation would amount to cheating, but I could certainly refer some friends...
Also, this post brings back many memories of over an year ago, not precisely of being a camgirl myself, as I only experimented with that once briefly and made the staggering amount of 0.008 BTC that way, but rather of being ostracized and losing trust of parts of the local bitcoin 'community' when I spilled the beans on a mailing list that the girlfriend of one of the guys setting up the Argentine BF was also on titsforbitcoin. It happened accidentally and by proxy, meaning I told it to the wrong guy, and at the time I deeply regretted it. In hindsight it wasn't that bad, as losing my IRL 'bitcoin friends' made me delve deeper into parts of the bitcoin world I hadn't ventured into until then. So I could say I ended up here because tits, basically.
Monday, 16 March 2015
just fyi
Monday, 16 March 2015
@brendafdez If what you're trying to say is that you've got very small tits - I don't think it makes a difference. But yes the offer's ongoing, people were throwing it at Stoya like last week and whatnot.
@Alex I wonder how that happened.
Monday, 16 March 2015
> Passionate about cryptocurrencies, currently working as a bitcoin broker
brendafdez = girl?
Monday, 16 March 2015
Are you trying to intimate fawksy has no tits ? Because it's simultaneously untrue and overly intimate!
Monday, 16 March 2015
>I bet that my participation would amount to cheating
>If what you're trying to say is that you've got very small tits
>I was born in 1989 in Buenos Aires and I've always lived here. I'm a Law student
> at the University of Buenos Aires, fond of languages/linguistics and anything
> related to computers. I'm also interested in gender studies (being transgender
> myself).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Brenda_Fernandez
MP y u no use pedopedia? Informations abound!
Monday, 16 March 2015
Oh I see how it is!
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Alex, I honestly don't think the opinion of the antivirus on my spamminess and risk is something that could qualify as information. Twitter seems to share the same views and won't allow direct linking to my posts, either.
Tbh, I'm not completely sure why it happens and can't be bothered, but I'd guess it's because I'm on some crappy shared hosting and I wouldn't want to know all the shit I must be sharing IP with.
Mircea, I was referring to the fact that I was already on here, reading the logs, and sometimes even showing up in the channel, so my participation wouldn't amount to bringing in fresh meat. But I appreciate that Anon has taken upon himself the task of providing other possibly disqualifying reasons.
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Found more than 100 domains running on IP address 199.188.204.163 :
aiconindonesia.com, andreamai.com, angelateresasantana.com, appstrailers.com, artofmarriage.sg, azurus.net, belgabeers.com, belgabox.com, benjaminhouge.com, bestseocenter.com, bestskateboarddecks.org, bowtifulties.com, carnivalfunnelcake.com, chemtech-global.com, chetaweb.info, chrisguanzon.com, claytonreunion.com, clinidentalrc.com, compoundbowreviews.org, concettamorabito.com, cosmologeek.com, deflastudio.com, deviatelabs.net, digitalmediaenterprise.com, divinemb.com, ebkdvd.com, eliterobotics.org, ensnare.org, eqstreet.com, execdisplay.com, flamarkfireprevention.com.au, garrettcabinet.com, gatela.net, gettwitterfollowers.ca, goldgroupint.com, goldsalesinterview.com, goldsalestraining.com, gridmds.com, gruposimplifica.com, hahadaily.com, horangestudio.com, hotelsupplyanddesign.co.uk, ifa-direct.com, ilabelandbarcode.com, insidevu.net, istanbultaxiairport.com, jacksmountainbluesfestival.com, jerry.cards, jwaite91.com, kaliselatan.com, kevsart.com, labengalcattery.com, lax-van-rentals.com, lesecuries-bar.com, lubbsolute.com, mardantravels.com, marylandthetatau.org, mcpe4u.com, minton-insurance.com, mobile2bsocial.us, modernentrep.co, mohoyt.com, moseshoyt.com, muhammadsmith.com, mypaste.net, mysteryroomnyc.com, newarkairlineshow.com, nicevski.com, nicolalucchetta.com, oceanwifi.com, olyfreakdown.com, orderalfred.com, oryxsite.com, ourcityshows.com, ownersclubbartoncreek.com, patio-expo.com, pridegbsecurityservices.co.uk, raymondfong.net, recreatethepast.com, reekgear.com, rickholder.com, sceneswap.com, silvalifesuccesscoaching.com, skipperondeck.gr, startupentrepreneurship.com, stopdesign.cn, studentcentralnews.com, suture.ca, tankentabak.com, tdswebdesign.com, tgibig.com, thankyouscience.net, theopenmusic.net, tianjinyoushenmehaowandedifang.com, tiendacerveza.com, toomanysequins.com, topbesttech.com, tricksone.com, vasteducation.com, writemomentum.com
That's some crappy shared server alright.
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Well if I were to move the blog somewhere else I could repurpose that server for... dunno, maybe a bitcoin stock exchange built from the ground up with security in mind.
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Yeah. Either that or an online handcraft boutique.
Tuesday, 31 March 2015
Im in, who do i have to send proof. Let me know thxs I have DDD
Wednesday, 1 April 2015
And updated.
Monday, 11 May 2015
i want to earn flashing my tits pls help me
my skype ID : cutiemerz27
Monday, 11 May 2015
So follow the instructions.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015
What the fuck is this site? Seriously
Tuesday, 19 May 2015
This site is my blog. Seriously.
Friday, 22 May 2015
by accident via Ritter von Flondor. impressed ! is there a Turnavitu ? where he resides ?
Friday, 22 May 2015
With Wladimyr.
Friday, 22 May 2015
:)
I'll stay here a while just as a by-stander. over my expertise and I do not believe in Bitcoins. (this IS my field)
PS: why Flondor ? So far from the general topic here ?
Friday, 22 May 2015
The notion a reader may have as to a "general topic" on Trilema is merely a function of that reader's fragmentary reading.
Saturday, 23 May 2015
It may be so. However as the map is not the territory the intention can not define the result. Repetition creates a trend and the missing grass shows here paths towards Cryptomicon and web business (although I can see of some pleasant interest). True thou not having or considering ever owning Bitcoins (capital letter or not ?) I am missing not only visual diversity but some more serious stuff. I also like (in a strange, fragmented and un-continuous flow) the comments. Are there any tasks which, when accomplish, unlock articles ? Other way around the un-fastidious currency ? Will idealistic glory beat the day to day commercialism ?
Saturday, 23 May 2015
You can probably go into #b-a, ask someone to pay for your credits and give them a bag of fruit or whatever in exchange.
Or, alternatively, write on your tits.
Saturday, 23 May 2015
“Que el mundo es horrible, es una verdad que no necesita demostración”
Saturday, 3 October 2015
Aaand updated.
Sunday, 6 March 2016
I have found a new hero. MP.... You are the man!
Sunday, 6 March 2016
Cheers.
Saturday, 25 June 2016
& updated.
Saturday, 6 August 2016
& updated some more.
Thursday, 11 August 2016
After a little over two years that I've been paying ten bitcents per titpair, the time has come to adjust the payout. Henceforth, it's a bitcent per tit, which comes to two for the pair.
And remember kids : your tits matter, if you have them ; your oppinions don't matter, whether you have them or not.
Sunday, 12 November 2017
Aaand updated s'more.
By the way, Costa Rica folk dunno what a s'more is.
Thursday, 29 March 2018
Updated s'more.
Tuesday, 10 April 2018
And now with further boobage.
Thursday, 12 April 2018
And further updated, with one of the most productive single day crops to date -- half a dozen sluts no less!
Tuesday, 17 April 2018
Aaand updated yet again.
Thursday, 19 April 2018
And re-updated.
Friday, 20 April 2018
Aaand closed.
Congrats to the winners!