In a transparent attempt by the man to distract attention from the internal problems of the Republic by focusing it instead on the lulz in Africa...
... here's some top keks :
kiss_my_asteroid the virus has shut down both of the jobs i work. have to file for unemployment now, which takes 4-6 weeks to process, but i'm sure will take even longer with everyone needing it. no idea what to do :( 10 minutes ago
alchemi1976 My sympathy. Good luck. Liked for empathy/crumbs. 5 minutes ago
kiss_my_asteroid this is a big deal. don't just argue that "it's the flu". it actually does kill the older/infant populations. and if we all this it's just the flu, it will spread exponentially. so please be mindful. and please stay safe everyone <3
It's totally not "being a broke, broken rag living in socialist poverty". No, nothing like that, oh my gawd how could I even say such mean spirited toxic things! It's the "flu", it totally is.
Moar liek фуфло, really, a pure matter of fuff, but...
Anyways, here's an idea, from experience most likely to be deployed in any case : "be mindful" & "stay safe"i. Everyone. It ain't likely gonna work by any standard -- except, of course, the "nobody could accuse me" thing. That oughta do it.
And besides... what can you do ?ii———
- It's really not that hard to do, the recipe's well known & aforegiven :
His approach to life is substantially what turned the 16th century Spanish empire (period title-deed holder of all land west of the Azores, with proper paperwork sent mediately from Christ-the-king himself) into the sad remnant that couldn't defend Florida from Jackson's merry bands of drunks and loudmouths : fierce defensive during the good times followed by "inexplicable" failure in crisis. He will sit on any opportunity, indefinitely, and think of ways to defend it from threats he imagines, rather than fruit it ; if he were alone on a deserted island with a pubescent girl who was, by virtue of how nature works, very much in love with him, he'd lecture her on hygiene (lest improper palm leaf wiping ruin his future girlfriend / wife's twat), he'd build watchtowers to keep an eye on any possible rapists/pirates (and dedicate significant portion of his waking hours to guarding a deserted island) and he'd sort out the professional life of her eventual fifth born, preemptively. Then one day some half-drunk bucaneer will stumble onto the beach, and upon despatching the idiot the very next minute discover a twenty-something virgin, half-crazy with... what ? What's she half crazy with ? Ten years' worth of daily compulatory impregnation with the seeds of insanity, something like that ?
- Honestly, what I can ever do is point, and laugh. I've never had a shortage of such lulzmines.
By the way, how's "the plastic" working out these days ? Or shall we also call that "the flu" ? All those "right ways" to do things "because everyone does it this way", how are they holding up under the spurious herd's "unexpected" stampede ?
Didn't you make all the right choices all through your life at all junctures, ever! Congrats! You know how it ends, right ? Just because salvation's no longer available dun mean doom's any less on the way, obviously.
But, as they say, in the meanwhile... crumbed for empathy. [↩]