I have no idea why that title. I just like the implication that there's ho in hotel, what do you want from me.
Here's a list of chicks (and some interspersed cucks) that visited the "Detras del Porton Rojo : una vision de la erotica en el arte costarricense" exhibitioni at the Museo de Arte Costarricense yesterday. Feel free to drop them a line / give them a call see if they want to go out with you or something. I mean, why not, right ?
Start with the sixteen year olds, I say. They were asking for it, first for the obvious and fundamental reason, and then who goes to see porny things if they're not looking for your dick ?
Speaking of which,
Leaving aside that the working materials of physical anthropology aren't art and that sacerdote does in fact mean priest ... well... The next dick over was from a "security guard" and I lost interest. Who the hell cares what the ideal vulvular hole to fit government clerks would look like ?
This'd be the best modern item in the whole pile, sadly ruined by my inept camera skills. The satyr's face is very convincingly other, you almost want to fuck him just for the seminal diversity. If you're a girl, I mean.
Alternatively, there's also a piece interesting from a historical rather than artistic point of view :
Clearly antique, but nevertheless correctly depicts the adult woman of her period : snatch shaved, skirt raised, fat in a certain way and so following. Ten thousand pantsuit retcon-fictions weigh exactly nothing against this.
Even more alternatively, the only reason that building even is worth the mention, this top room :
The actual workmanship is not very accomplished, either technically or artistically (that soviet-brutalist Diego Rivera crap is really unworthy of mention among civilised folk), but they really don't have that much! What can they do ?———
- I'll spoil it for you : tiny country with ~no art scene to speak of. The whole thing is "Here's some nekkidy doodle someone drew on a schoolbook. In 1972. We kept it because there's really not so much to keep around here."
No kidding. [↩]