Portrait of an adult woman

Friday, 04 March, Year 8 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

adult-woman

There she is, in all her nude glory.

Yes, with the "improperly" heavy, low hanging udders, with the "unseemly" large areolas, with the stretch marks on the muffin topped hips and the dubious, cheap tattoo on the side. With knees ground by kneeling and the shins covered in bruises and the expired hairdo half covering the buckle mark on the forehead. With her spiked shoes and ugly, bald, beer-bellied monsters shily, ineptly checking her out from the safety of behind - there she goes.

There she is, there she stands, anticonceptional patch barely hanging on to the elbow, French manicure in black because it's easier than cleaning under the nails, fuck you and who ever asked you anything.

With her "insufficiently pretty" face for the aberrant needs of schoolchildren, the sort of pre-sub-cvasi-males that can't get it up anyway (but it's not their fault! It's all due to neurotic "overexcitment" that's supposed to mask the sheer terror we're supposed to not notice).

Unabashedly naked, entirely shameless, I hold her above any female "celebrity" alive today, above any "star", supermodel, singer-songwriter-newswoman, self-important journa-hoi.

There she stands, towering above the lot of them. Which is to say that given the choice of populating my livingroom with her or some-face-on-TV, I'd take her. Every time.

And I'm not even kidding.

PS. I saw "the portait of a lady", the 1996 thing, the one with Nicole Kidman. The book fucking sucks, Henry Jamesii fucking sucks, the screenplay sucks, Kidman sucks, burn the whole lot down. It's scarcely on its own merit worthy of a two line post scriptum in an article about adult women.

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  1. What's the matter honey, you had thought you had opinions ?

    Become an adult first, opine after. The self-precious "opinions" of prepubescent anxietyballs are of no interest to anyone. Keep 'em.

    And for the record : the reason people don't "like you for you" is simply that YOU DON'T EXIST. She does. You don't, you're a figment of your very predictably trite imagination. Her we like for her. You we don't like at all, and for that matter we don't even notice. Because "you" doesn't exist. []

  2. Ironically this schmuck actually thought he learned something from Balzac. He imagined his inept drivel to be "realism", and even beyond that : interesting. The sheer impudence! []
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  1. Is that.... TIFFANY???

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    You mean the celebrated star of such blockbuster / noir cinema / Cannes laureates as Necrosis, Mega Piranha or Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, as well as the guest host of the top rating Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling HomeShopping Network offering ?

  3. Nono I mean the 80s teen idol and musical rival of Debbie Gibson, the one, the only Tiffany Renee Darwish. You know, Tiffany.

    Like Madonna. And Cher. Except from Norwalk.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    That must be another one then. I think she posed for Playboy.

    And also not to be forgotten, "The Beautiful You: Celebrating The Good Life Shopping Mall Tour '87", the first-best-largest nationwide tour of shopping malls other than in Santa costume.

  5. So is this the one we have to thank for new kids on the block?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    No, that's the other one. This one did Vanilla McIce Hammer or something.

  7. But she was Judy Jetson in that epic reenactment of Hanna-Barbera's copycat-to-the-future version of the worst cartoon show in history, the Fuckstones. Right?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    First off that was the Ramones, not the Fuckstones, second off it wasn't a cartoon show but irl, third off it wasn't HB but Disney and finally that wasn't her, it was Cheryl Crew.

  9. > Cheryl Crew

    You mean Larry Bird?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    No, Larry Bird was the first white guy to become MVP for The Raidin' Lullabillies, Atlanta's first and oldest ice hockey pro team.

  11. I'm pretty sure that was Donald Duck.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    Nope, Disney again.

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    Donald Cuck 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    2/10 would not bang

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 4 March 2016

    No homo.

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    cazalla 
    Saturday, 5 March 2016

    Large areolas make for the best tits IMHO, as do softer, more feminine features than the athletic 13 year old boy look or alternatively, the ham planet look most women seem to go for these days.

    At least that is what my cock thinks. 7/10, would bang and impregnate.

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