Fake news are just one tail of the failed female state

Tuesday, 14 March, Year 9 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

"Fake news" are in the news a lot recently, mostly because the jews can't come to terms with having been utterly routed and thoroughly humiliated by the Republic, and consquently can't fucking yield.

"Fake news" isn't, however, the only spot where the make-up is cracking on the whorish facade of the female state. Consider, for instance, finance :

Other USG swamp relics, this time at the Securities and Exchange commission, disapproved a paper Bitcoin instrument which would have allowed certain kinds of restricted US dollars to simulatei buying into Bitcoin. The agency's rationale for rejection was that the United States had failed to undermine and capture the Bitcoin market as they had gold. After a few moments of bullish volatility for the US dollar, the altcurrency fell back into its recent stable groove of 1/1200th to 1/1300th of a Bitcoin.

To be clear : fakerism and fakeitude aren't today merely the problems of the marginal, of the inept, of the Los Angeles "writer" or the Romanian "Public Relations expert", the female occupations par excellence. On the contrary : they are global, which is to say cosubstantial issues of the femaleii state, and readily perceptible everywhere. Let's take one look at that beloved "consumer market", supposedly the pride and joy of "modern" nonsense, the thing that was going to forever power happiness and prosperity for all.

The fake news :

abierto-alola

Spy that spot where it says "abierto ahora" ? Alolza. Here :

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Spy there where it says "best in 2016 trophy blabla" ? Wouldn't you expect that if you were to receive such an accolade, it would come with an implicit premise that you wouldn't have been long gone by Q1 2017 ?! How is this even supposed to work, I wouldn't have expected to even receive the distinction before about March 2017. When exactly do you figure who is the best restaurant of 2016, in 2005 ?

This isn't by any means a singular case. According to the Google-powered fake reality, there's a shitton of sushi-serving restaurants in Buenos Aires. According to actual reality, however,

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Which takes the matter home, I would expect. The fake reality in which the Redditard moves about, stuffed by the various tendrils of the female stateiii with fake sushi restaurants and fake Bitcoin something-or-the-others plus fake science, fake weather events, fake political gatherings, whatever other перерасход план you can think of has absolutely nothing to do with the actual reality. You know, that harsh actual reality in which Obama bent over and took it up the ass from Putin every time they met, that harsh actual reality in which the average Redditard is barely worth his weight in pork bellies and the time is coming he will be harvested, etcetera.

In fact, I would propose that if you were to check any ten items randomly selected from the various fake truths the blinkenbox feeds to you on a regular basis, at least four if not six or more would, upon the slightest of examination, come unraveled.iv And we're not talking here of heavy, important shit like the ridiculous theory that you'll get health care if you need health care, or that the "Social Security" thing is anything but a black hole for your paycheck. Or that the police serves and protects or that you'll get a fair hearing in a court of law or that whatever the hell else. No, simple things, like "there is a restaurant three blocks down", or "that pothole in front of your building will be fixed in two weeksv" or whatever.

What can you do ?

Haymasfuturo, I suppose. Amirite ?

Suppose you come to your senses, and bitchslap the first middle aged woman you come across. And if she as much as dares to not thank you humbly for it, you curbstomp it. Then and there, teeth on the curb, kick to the back of the head. As the saying goes, Molly Macauley was a good fucking start.

Unless it's too much trouble, of course. If it is too much work though, no problem -- haymasfuturo awaits.

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  1. No, buying someone's paper promises is not "buying Bitcoin". Sorry for your loss. []
  2. It generally prefers to refer to itself as "our democracy". It'll be happy to be called anything else however, provided it supports the twin baseless pretenses at its root : the female state wishes to pretend it's not marginal, and the female state wishes to pretend it's not inept. As long as you call it something that makes it look universal and competent, it'll be happy. If you call it something that makes plain either its irrelevance or its retardation, they'll bitch. Which is fine, because a) nobody cares and b) it doesn't do anything anyway. []
  3. Alphabet, Conde Nast, you name it -- if it has a "sexual harassment policy", it's a female state agency and nothing else. Just like in the 70s, if they spoke Russian, they were Soviets. But exactly the same, you understand me, it's what it is. []
  4. God knows that nearly every single piece of software the Republic in congress assembled so far examined fell apart right then and there. []
  5. Lulz. []
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11 Responses

  1. Come to think of it, things did start to go to shit just about the same time mother-in-law jokes stopped being ubiquitous.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 14 March 2017

    http://trilema.com/2015/carnita/#selection-107.0-113.166

    Either old women are violently, effervescently repressed, or else the place goes to shit. There's no two ways about this.

  3. At least they conquered Mosul.

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 14 March 2017

    Yeah. And saved us all from global warming to boot.

  5. I submit a bonus installment: beware, when purchasing prepaid SIM cards in highly feminine lands, of the notion that "There is no guarantee that you will be able to call certain numbers in other countries if they are not using the same carrier. Sorry, nothing we can do."

    But they can damn well make sure nobody can buy a phone that DOESN'T include a camera and eleventy million "features" that do nothing.

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 15 March 2017

    Ahahaha. Some cars can't go on some roads, sorry. BUT THEY ALL HAVE VANITY CABINETS!!11

    See... it's not isolated cases.

    It's not that Condolezza Rice was an entirely decerebrated ruminant baselessly pretending to a diplomatic career, mostly to pave the way for an entirely decerebrated ruminant of the exact same gender in his equally baseless pretense to a presidential career.

    No, it's uppity ditzes all the way down!

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