No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2016 Statement

Wednesday, 07 December, Year 8 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming Outgoing
Description Value Description Value
-- 0 256 GB ECC RAM box 0.83568442
Total 0 Total 0.83568442
    S.NSA assets
    Account 01.11.2016 Net change 30.11.2016
    Cash 437.49727779 0.83568442 436.66159337
    Tangibles 13.63795811 0.0 13.63795811
    Intangibles and goodwill 21.6248491 0.83568442 22.46053352
    Total assets 472.76008500
    S.NSA liabilities
    Account 01.11.2016 Net change 30.11.2016
    Shareholder equity 472.76008500 0 472.76008500
    Total liabilities 472.76008500

      S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

      S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.

      S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

      # Fingerprint Shares BTC Par
      1 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 3`315`952 331.5952 1
      2 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 1`421`122 142.1122 1
      T 4`737`074 473.7074 1

        Miscellaneous


        As expected, FUCKGOATS became available to order during November, in a very technical interpretation of "November".

        Our first batch sold out within about an hour and a half of it being announced, which is a pretty good result I'd think.i We are of course working on preparing a second batch, just as we're working on assembling and delivering the first one.ii

        We're very grateful for your business, folks, and remember - buying FUCKGOATS not only puts a dent in the enemy grin, but it also helps the right kind of NSA stay in business.

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        1. Because of the bizarre timing, the actual sales will figure in the report for December, however, which is to say the next one. []
        2. The parts made it, and first tests show them working fine ; we're drawing around 50kbps of entropy of a 7.999997 bits to the byte sort of quality.

          We're currently expecting to start shipping 1st batch orders somewhere around the 15th ; and 2nd batch orders in January. []

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