An immodest proposal

Saturday, 26 November, Year 8 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Let's take a walk through alternative futures, for I feel like a reformist rather than a revolutionary for once. Therefore :

Step 1. At the age of 18, all children irrespective of any considerations will take an exam, similar to the French Bacalaureat or the German Abitur. Once complete the children are sorted by score, and the bottom thirdi is sold by open outcry (the males are neutered first). That's right, then and there, you want a crying teenager, you buy zher. Or xher. Or whatev-er. The rest go on to become whatever they become, there's suddenly a lot of space for people to breathe once the retards were taken out of the way.

the-bedStep 2. The state will maintain a fund for buying 18yo females for the puporse of populating the breeder farms - which, evidently, are these compounds where the girls are kept chained to the bed and impregnated on a regular scheduleii. Think cattle farm and you're practically there.iii This fund will not be furnished by taxation, as evidently the state is not going to enjoy any sort of magical powers of thievery. Instead, it will be furnished by the willing contributions of the citizenryiv, and each year will expend twice the interest accumulated since the previous year divided by the total number of females coming up to the block to bid on any female, thus ensuring a minimal price level for the hens so they don't go to terrible waste. Because yes, the boys can (and hopefully will) sell for a dime, or a slightly bent bottlecap. And yes, the snuff production companies / gladiator schools / Clintons etc will be buying this perv fodder by the pail. All the better.

Step 3. Schooling, of sufficient quality to satisfy the examination will be provided, for free to all comers. It will however be incumbent on the comers to satisfy the requirements of the teachers. Any requirements of the teachers - which means that yes, if your German teacher requires you to suck his cock or do his shopping to be allowed to sit in his class, you suck his cock or do his shopping. The teachers have literally the power of life and death over the kids, which is exactly as it should be not to mention absolutely required for any sort of practically functional education. I suspect this saner arrangement will make the problem of teachers' pay go awayv, and make it rather easy to pick and choose among excellent candidates to staff even the most remote school. I'm sorry, you said "ghetto" school ? What fucking ghetto school, you should see the well behaved angels this system produces!

Yes, evidently this system produces and perpetuates inequality - the orphanage raised children of female cowsvi having perhaps fewer chances to escape the breeding bed than the porphyrogenitae offspring of the very top layers of society. So ?

Fuck 'em, and I mean that literally - if you feel bad for them buy them, and if you don't feel bad enough to buy them shut up and dance.

But in any case - this is very much what I mean when I say I am firmly against universal franchise. It certainly is not an idle hurr durr, let's theoretically talk theoretical things - I have very practical things in mind when I say it.

  1. None of that absolute mark bullshit, giving the teachers the power to make a call. No - just score them, we'll sort them later, the minimum that year is self-finding. []
  2. Everyone else enjoys reproduction rights. []
  3. And yes they will be euthanised at the end of their second year without calf, no questions asked. []
  4. I guess if the public budget runs a surplus that year, the state can decide to deposit any portion thereof in the cheap whore buying fund. []
  5. Ever heard that "he who can, does, he who can't teaches others" ? It's a fundamental problem in all societies, this. How to motivate they who know to entertain they who don't ? Evidently "intellectual property" and "teacher's unions" don't work, so evidently time to try something else. []
  6. Who by the way don't have a name. At 18 the top two thirds get to choose their own name ; and the bottom third gets a number. The number of the bed they will live the rest of their days in. []
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  1. Mama Douamida`s avatar
    Mama Douamida 
    Saturday, 26 November 2016

    How will the "cows" be impregnated if all the boys are neutered?

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 26 November 2016

    Eh, only the losers are neutered, nobody'd have used their sperm anyway, just as they presently don't.

    It's a solved problem in any case - there's sperm banks today, you don't need much actual kindling to get the womb going, especially in healthy youths.

    I suppose the way it'll work in the future would be that one's account at the sperm bank will be linked to his lifetime tax contribution (which, recall, is voluntary) so that the sperm available is used in the descending order of the wealth of the producer.

    That way most kids would jack off in a cup a lot when they're young, the stuff will get frozen, then thirty years later when/if they strike it big suddenly there's a million buns who take after them being baked in a million ovens all over the land.

  3. Man this is the craziest shit on the internet what the fuck
    what if somebody doesn't have what ti takes to go to school did you think about that or maybe their parents don't let them go

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 26 November 2016

    So what's the big fucking deal, they learn how to twerk and hope for a good bid. Exactly like it works today anyway.

    Oh, wait, you meant the boys ? Aaaahahahahahaha. Bwahaha. O brother.

  5. Wow sounds like a book I read back long ago.
    Oh yeah they also just made a movie about this same type of story line.


  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 26 November 2016

    O really ? Got names ?

  7. Donald McHairdo`s avatar
    Donald McHairdo 
    Sunday, 27 November 2016

    Would this apply to immigrants also?

  8. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 27 November 2016


  9. You are the best example I know of what truly creative people really can achieve once they are freed of the strictures of christian morality.

    Think outside the box? You have *no* box.

  10. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 1 December 2016

    I'll take this as a compliment thank you.

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