Random weird shit
So first off, in the window of one of the shops catering to the retardedi 20something crowd :
What in the name of Mircea Monroe's see-through bodysuit is that! Batman in wanna-be MMORPG armour wielding a hammer ?! Preppy derp shooting a bow in Miami Vice sunglasses ? Is this what you're doing in the privacy of your own homelessnessii ?! And what happened to that orc's leftiii hand ?!?!?!
Moving on :
Is it a brain ? Is it a plane ? Oh no, a discarded detached ass in the middle of the street! Problem ?
I wonder what was wrong with it.
Oh, check that out, apparently the crack was cracked!
Well... definitely can't have that! Off to the sidewalk!
———- Seriously, jeans and a t-shirt, that's what you're wearing ? Why not spielhosen ? [↩]
- It has long been a standing observation in the Western world that "children are invisible". I remember this fondly from my own childhood - it was glorious.
I suppose things have moved on and the adolescent bum enjoys this prerogative now ? [↩]
- Left on the picture, I mean. His actual left hand (on the right size of the picture) is "normal" : about as thick around as the waistline of anything I'd fuck. But the other one...
Come to think about it... how does that sort of discrepancy even arise in the first place ? [↩]
Thursday, 16 April 2015
overused ! same as the real ones. no difference at all. oh wait ! this one is yellow, not pink. do I smell originality ? P.S. looks more like a pussy to me. but ...you know the saying : ""frumusetea e in ochiul privitorului" :D ... the eye of ...Radagast... the brown :D mmmwwaaahahahahah !
Thursday, 16 April 2015
Turns out plastic doesn't solve problems. Who knew!
Friday, 17 April 2015
Weirdo Batman is some comic book Thor Disney trotted out. Basically 'Murican comics throw every thing imaginable at the pulp to see what sticks. Disney bought the comics company after a couple movies did well at the box office. The result is "Film Franchise" which reliably makes dollars for Disney.
Friday, 17 April 2015
Sounds about right.
Friday, 17 April 2015
What this leads to is fictional world where norse gods exist alongside single person with nigh invincible robot suit, Derpy Archer being both their equal, and Hulk Smash being sorely under utilized.
Friday, 17 April 2015
I suppose one shouldn't be too concerned over the fact cows do indeed chew cud.