So first off, in the window of one of the shops catering to the retardedi 20something crowd :
What in the name of Mircea Monroe's see-through bodysuit is that! Batman in wanna-be MMORPG armour wielding a hammer ?! Preppy derp shooting a bow in Miami Vice sunglasses ? Is this what you're doing in the privacy of your own homelessnessii ?! And what happened to that orc's leftiii hand ?!?!?!
Moving on :
Is it a brain ? Is it a plane ? Oh no, a discarded detached ass in the middle of the street! Problem ?
I wonder what was wrong with it.
Oh, check that out, apparently the crack was cracked!
Well... definitely can't have that! Off to the sidewalk!———
- Seriously, jeans and a t-shirt, that's what you're wearing ? Why not spielhosen ? [↩]
- It has long been a standing observation in the Western world that "children are invisible". I remember this fondly from my own childhood - it was glorious.
- Left on the picture, I mean. His actual left hand (on the right size of the picture) is "normal" : about as thick around as the waistline of anything I'd fuck. But the other one...
Come to think about it... how does that sort of discrepancy even arise in the first place ? [↩]