Ah sweet sweet delicious communitard tears

With thanks to cazalla, we quote :

Suicidal over Dogecoin - Please help shibes (self.dogecoin)
submitted 10 hours ago * by richardtheawakening

I know I'm stupid, that I shouldn't have risked more than I could afford and everything, but at the time I really believed in this coin.

What "but" ? How is it the case that all these stories work the same way, idiot claiming "he knew" BUT ? What sort of knowledge is this ? "I know the chemistry of methanol in vivo, but". What but ? Either you know it or you don't. The proof of knowing it is the absence of the but. The presence of the but is the proof of not knowing it. That's all. There's no "knowing it" outside of this, this is exactly, specifically and entirely what the word knowing means : that there's no but attached.

What that but says, very discreetly but to meⁱ gratingly, intolerably loudly is that the idiot in question holds himself above reality. He really is God, and so while he agrees that for the rest of you fucks it's dangerous to lick live wires and drive drunk... well... for him it isn't. Because he's him, see ? These also tend to be the loudest whiners when someone who actually has the ability to back himself up acts as if the rules exist only for the other suckers, because obviously that's a double vanity wound and how could this be!!1

Also I'm kind of in a pretty dark place right now so even though it's probably deserved just like to let you know I already know I'm an idiot so please try to go easy on me.

"Know". So how about no, and how about fuck you.

I got in to Dogecoin at the pump in January. Put all the savings I had into it. I thought it was taking off because it was going to be the new Bitcoin.

Which is why in February the grandmaster of all knowledge, your humble authorⁱⁱ, wrote Why Dogecoin is a scam, why the people pushing it are assholes, why Business Insider is a contemptible piece of shit, why anyone who ever worked for it will be dancing in the street for nickels and why Kevin Rose is a fuckwit. Plus other considerations.. Obviously, "the community" knew better, then. How about now ?

How about now, you contemptible sacks of unprocessed biodiesel ?

Like many in here whether we admit it or not I was frustrated that I wasn't in on the Bitcoin gravy train and hoped that Dogecoin would be the next big thing.

Exactly, or as Stan put it, simple envy. Fuck you, envy is a sin. Especially for you, envy is a sin. Why weren't you begging for the honor of sucking us off, like the strippers and camwhores visiting #bitcoin-assets ? Humility is a virtue. Why aren't you humble, abject, debasing yourself for our nude amusement ? You're too good for that, or what is it ? Are you better than the women, you sexist fuck you ? For shame.

Get with the program, the shit's not optional. Either you obey now or you obey later, the only difference being that the pain you'll swallow is a monotonous function of time, with the sign of that monotony left as an exercise to the reader. What's not left to the reader is any choice whatsoever. Either you obey now or you obey later, tertium non datum.

A lot of shibes on here would probably scoff at that and say it's unshibe like, including one of the founders IIRC, but not everyone has comfortable jobs and high income. A lot of us work really hard for near minimum wage and there's nothing wrong with wanting a better future for yourself and your family.

Fuck you #2. Of fucking course not everyone's rich. Do you know why ? Because not everyone is cool. Because not everyone's smart, and not everyone's wise. Because not everyone's well connected. It all boils down to : because not everyone's worthy.

Not worthy. That speaks to you : you're unworthy. You don't work "really hard", you just waste your time really well, that's all. Bettering yourself ? Sure, even a wage slave can work to better himself. That is done through finding a master, and being their slave. That's done through obeying them, not through pretending like you can be your own fucking master, and direct your own fucking slavery. How ? To what ? By what ?

The judges generally derp about how the man being his own lawyer has a fool for a client. This is usually true but plenty of times false. However, the derp being his own master definitely, always and without exception has a fool for a slave. And this is incidentally why you're so easy to scam, too. Anyone can be a better master than you dumb fucks, and so the scammer just needs half an hour of your mental time. That's all.

But I don't blame the fuckwits themselves. Just like with Doge I blame the moral authors, here too I blame the moral authors : the "progressive" and "liberal" and "advanced" shitheads who went around for the past century telling people they don't need masters.

Whoopdedoo, you should be rounded up and burned in an open pit. Look what you've done. A generation of broken kids, whom the masters of this world wouldn't touch with someone else's ten foot pole. What now ? What, you gonna tax me to pay them so they don't kill themselves, and in this process hide the intellectual bankruptcy of your imposture ?

That ain't gonna work. You failed. Take your "progressive" "liberal" bullshit and go about the town backwards on a donkey, to collect phlegm for me.

I was planning to buy a house with my fiancee but now pretty much 80% of our savings have been wiped out. I told her and she went on a rant about my stupid ideas, it was pretty humiliating because I had been going on to her about how cool Dogecoin was and how it can grow in value but also that it does loads of cool things other than just being a currency. I always had a funny feeling that she was a bit meh about the fact that I was a nerd, and she is quite popular, I often wondered why she was with me but up to now I managed to put those thoughts aside and get on with my work. But in the argument she finally said it, how I was like a little kid and not a "real man" whatever that means, and how she hates me for blowing our savings and how I can never provide for us properly. I work nights in a warehouse and she is a waitress, but there's always this pressure for me as the man to succeed. We were planning on having kids once we were stable in our new place. To cut a long story short she left me, there's no reconciliation, she left me the engagement ring, it was about 2 weeks ago now, she's cold/distant and to be honest pretty indifferent. I feel awful but also numb, kind of like in shock.

You aren't a real man. And you don't get to derp about "whatever that means", on the age old approach that "we all suck so it must be okay", "nobody's done the homework so we can't be punished because you can't punish the whole class".

You aren't a real man, and what it means to be a real man is not within your purview to contest or even discuss.

That's all I care to read, honestly.

Yes, your tears are delicious, dear communitard. Go whine to reddit about how your intelleintellectual system is a laughable failure, go tell them all about how I've seen MUDs made by mongoloid kids more engrossingly realistic than the shit between your ears.

It's all in good fun, after all, isn't it ?

1. In case you're wondering, yes I have a lot of these. They seem to the average tard "inocuous" which is to say, the average tard imagines that they should be safe hiding spots for all his internal dirt (in this case, personal exceptionalism). But I see them and I go in full killer mode, which makes them want to argue that I'm "flying off the handle", ie, reacting disproportionately.

   Because, obviously, they've predicated their fraudulent safety on a particular social convention, as usual. [↩]

2. Well either me or Dee Dee. [↩]