The story of Pointless and Witless

Friday, 26 July, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

One day the woodchipper was invented. Thenceforth :

Pointless : Don't put your hand in the woodchipper.
Witless #n : Stop trying to deny people their woodchipper access which is a god given right god dangit!

Witless #n falls into the woodchipper and dies a bloody death.

~ * ~

Pointless : If you put your hand in the woodchipper you'll die.
Witless #n+1 : You're just jealous because your hands aren't as long as mine. We'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+1 falls into the woodchipper and dies a screaming death.

~ * ~

Pointless : Jezuz you idiots just leave the woodchipper be.
Witless #n+2 : Why are you being so unprofessional. Also I know better.
Pointless : Various idiots have said this before. Here's some bloody remains.
Witless #n+2 : This is negative PR. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+2 falls into the woodchipper and dies a painful death.

~ * ~

Pointless : Hello sir. Here at BTC House no noob by woodchipper at all.
Witless #n+k : I know what I'm doing.
Pointless : You couldn't possibly.
Witless #n+k : Tell you what. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+k falls into the woodchipper and dies a shocking death.

~ * ~

Pointless : I guess sooner or later I'll lose, because idiocy has infinite hitpoints.

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51 Responses

  1. BingoBoingo`s avatar
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    BingoBoingo 
    Saturday, 27 July 2013

    Pretty much the story of the forums and a bit beyond at the moment.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 27 July 2013

    What's one to do, you know ?

  3. Better write on cigarettes ban.

  4. Seekers of Perpetual Motion,
    Have fervent faith and saint's devotion.
    The Gods of Physics duly smite them
    To be reborn ad infinitum.

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 30 July 2014

    This'd be exactly right.

    SO THERE IS PERPETUAL... well... comotion.

  6. Ca mi-ai amintit cu fugazza ta:

    Io, Pina, ho una caratteristica: loro non lo sanno, ma io sono indistruttibile, e sai perché? Perché sono il più grande "perditore" di tutti i tempi. Ho perso sempre tutto: due guerre mondiali, un impero coloniale, otto - dico otto! - campionati mondiali di calcio consecutivi, capacità d'acquisto della lira, fiducia in chi mi governa... e la testa, per un mostr... per una donna come te.

    Este? Este.

  7. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 9 September 2014

    Merge si asa.

  8. hutzpah`s avatar
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    hutzpah 
    Friday, 17 April 2020

    I don't even know how I ended up here, however that's a great post. I do not understand who you might be but you were born to do this. Certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already.

    Cheers!

  9. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 17 April 2020

    Heh thanks.

  10. Mr. Helbig`s avatar
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    Mr. Helbig 
    Friday, 24 April 2020

    Your style is so unique compared to everyone else!
    Rock on man!

  11. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 24 April 2020

    And it's only gotten worse over the years, too!

  12. uncrystalline`s avatar
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    uncrystalline 
    Monday, 27 April 2020

    Spot on!

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