Normative heterosexuality for women. A guide.

Wednesday, 13 November, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

This article is likely to contradict mistaken beliefs you might have allowed to become deeply entrenched in your mind over the years, since the age of about nine. You are to proceed on the serene, complete and secure understanding that if what you read doesn't regularly contradict your deepest convictions you couldn't possibly have found the Internet yet.

Female sexuality naturally occurs at the intersection of female biology and social practice. Inasmuch as the intent of this article is normative, we will completely discard any anatomitonicali considerations and instead discuss the social practice. In that context, female sexuality emerges as the interplay of the two fundamental modes, the harem and the gangbang, with their respective degenerate formsii. There also exists a male sexuality, but I couldn't care less about that, so you're welcome to write it yourself.

Starting at her leisure a little before or a little after pubertyiii, the woman-to-be is to explore the sexual characteristics of the bodies of her age peers with her eyes, hands and mouth, and be similarly explored by her age peers with their eyes, hands and mouths. By the time she's sexually mature and ready to cross into adolescenceiv she should have imbibed a liter or so worth of genital secretions of either gender. Particularly shy girls might limit themselves to just one girlfriend and one boyfriend over the duration of puberty, but this is not particularly healthy.

It is generally a good idea to discourage, but not outright forbid actual copulation as part of these activities, be it vaginal or anal. Sexually transmitted diseases are a very poor pretext and indeed nothing but a pretext in this context. A well advised avoidance of pregnancyv is at least partially a good reason, but not if it causes a move towards teenage hemorrhoids and anal fissuresvi. As with anything else, a frank explanation of the normatives involved backed by explanatory excursions as minutious as the young woman cares to make them remains the best approach, coupled with the understanding that normative doesn't mean mandatory and people need to find their own holes in the cheese of life.

It is imperative that all social institutions in her environment, including family, school and government delicately and discreetly but effectively involve themselves in enabling the young woman to satisfy the requirements of her healthy development, which in most cases is fully accomplished by simply making available the required means (chiefly privacy and then comfortable bedding of some sort). In rare cases it may be required to actively encourage those girls that for whatever reason have difficulty going through normalvii development, such as for instance by organising no-clothes-allowed-after-dark camps and other such activities for still-unexposed fifteen year olds and so on.

All throgh the process psychological support must be offered the young woman, helping her understand and accept her body and its natural functioning, her position in society and the implications feminity has, both with regard to her behaviour and to reasonable expectations on her part as to the behaviour of others. The pernicious if tempting conceptualisation of nonconsensual sexual relations as "rape" will be uniformly avoided for the sake of her sanitity, her well being and her perspectives as a functioning member of society. Her shyness will be carefully and constantly discouraged, and her natural coy behaviours modulated so as to serve her interests rather than work uncontrolledly towards her desocialisation.

Starting at her leisure sometime in her adolescence, the young woman is to move into the harem of an older, dominant maleviii of her choiceix where among older and more experienced submissive women she is to add the finishing touches to her sexual identity. This involves a lot of sexual submission, and a lot of education more generally speaking, and a lot of happiness and horror and desperation and elation and everything else. So much else, actually, that it can scarcely be discussed in this short article outside of hoping that she ends up under a competent ruler and that she may leave the harem whenever she pleases, if she so pleases, or she may never get around to leaving it, or never leave it completely.

If she does leave it she may indulge, on the secure footing of her well tempered sexual experience - and well tempered through actual experience, rather than blather! - in the dark passion of the gangbangx, whether this be implemented in real time or over timexi. Alternatively she may pick one guy and help him start his own harem as his first subbie.xii

By the time she steps into adulthood - whether she chooses to have children of her own or not, whether she chooses to live with a group of men or a group of women, whether she ends up in an abortive two person harem or gangbang - she will be exactly the sort of woman feminists have been dreaming : strong, independent, perfectly able to roar audibly.xiii The only difference would be that she, the adult woman, will actually be what they, the scared girlies dreaming professionally, dare but dream about while slowly shriveling behind paper cups full of coffee extract and dubious foams, petrified at the slightest of challenges, rendered helpless and unable to stretch and fix themselves by bad education piling on bad upbringing, always ready to call in for imaginary help and fictitious reinforcements with a tear in their eye and a whine in their throat.

A tear and a whine for the saddest thing that can ever be : the woman that could have been but never dared try.

  1. Bobby : "What are ye, some sort of expert in hiccupology ?"
    Pesto : "As a matter of fact I am an expert in all things anatomitonical!" []
  2. Such as the harem of two, where the male hasn't gotten around to adding a second woman yet, such as the gangbang of two where the guy's temporarily alone, such as the fluid double-pair situation and such as so on and so forth. []
  3. There's no normative sexuality for children, nor should there be. []
  4. A quick recap : childhood begins post partum, puberty begins with the onset of sexual maturation and adolescence begins once sexual maturation ends. An obsolete clasification also has adulthoot begin with the first gravidity and senility begin with the last period. []
  5. It is certainly better to allow the young body to work out its very own hormonal balance rather than force it to work under the iron fist regime of anticonceptional preparations at the very time when it's receptive to setting the standards for the future, only to have it unable to balance itself in the same manner on its own later. []
  6. Kids suck at anal sex, because they're in too much of a hurry. []
  7. Did you know "normal" and "normative" come off the same root, and normalcy is the effect of respecting the norms as set out in normative narratives such as this one ? []
  8. The natural tendency of the adolescent woman to confuse teachers with alpha males may be an excellent reason to forbid careers in highschool teaching for any males who can't bring satisfying proof that they are running a harem and competently so. If you can't fix one end of it, fix the other. Pretense and tabooization are very poor, primitive solutions. []
  9. While one may aim to prepare the girl aforehand through discussion of good harem choosing strategies, it is imperative that her choice such as it is be respected and it's out of the question to arrange the matter for her, or present it for her disinterested acquiescence. []
  10. Contrary to how this sounds in theory, in practice the banged woman can quite easily seize control of the entire group, and the competent ones usually do. []
  11. If you're wondering, most sitcoms render the life of women at this gangbang stage, it's just that the network censors insist this reality be presented in the more palatable form of "serial monogamy". Still, by the time every woman on the set has done every guy in the cast and a bunch of extras one might as well ask why aren't they dispensing with the pretense and doing it properly already. []
  12. Christianity, for example, isn't the result of twelve dweebs following Jesus, it's the result of Mary Magdalene an' the gals following Jesus. The twelve dweebs are there mostly to try and derive benefits (with the women) from the association, which is the substance both of Paul's claim and of their relationship. Jesus feeds them, that's all. What does he feed them ? Woman flesh. []
  13. If you have doubts as to this matter, consider the following point : the only reason the average prostitute manages to handle the extremely stressful circumstances of prostitution while maintaining her sanity - which the average feminist could not in fact accomplish - is because she lives in the harem of her pimp and in the gangbang of her customers simultaneously. This is fortifying, as there's a lot of power available to those who live by the norms. []
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18 Responses

  1. I disagree, these are not the only paths to womanhood. There are many more ways to get there.

  2. Hear, hear!

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 13 November 2013

    @Chett I agree, not the only paths. Just the road most traveled.

    @kokofifi Write it.

  4. Also, in this age being an actual woman has the disadvantage of there being a sever shortage of actual men.

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 13 November 2013

    The good news, of course, is that other than the formative step in their adolescence, women don't actually need men in any sense.

  6. If I recall correctly, South Africa fixed this problem with women, by women demand? Maybe it's the shortage of women for the past three generations, who knows...

  7. kokofifi, is that accordance with the article or with the first comment?

  8. at that very moment there was no first comment there. so, there.

  9. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 13 November 2013

    Ha, when did you come back to the dark side ?

  10. I've never left, Trilemoi :)

  11. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 14 November 2013

    Not the dark side as in Trilema, the dark side as in such untold evil as being contemplated in the article. Isn't this like raping Silverman to the power of pie ? (Speaking of whom, I've recently found she's not quite as boorish as I first thought).

  12. (There is just one Dark Side, Jar Jar!)

    I'm glad you've (finally) found taste in good old Sarah, i knew you'll come around! Like in so many other things

  13. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 29 January 2015

    Ahh the great articles I used to write...

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