Internet story
So I met this girl on the Internet. Strike one, right ?
Actually, I didn't. She met me. This because I announced hiring topless models and she came knocking. So basically... I met a camwhore on the Internet. Strike two, right ?
And then...
me so now i'm gonna offer you the following deal : i'll send you 1 btc to daytrade. if by the end of may you have 1.1 btc, you pay me that. if you don't, you take a pic holding a paper saying "Not smart enough to daytrade, this is the best I can do". deal ?
girl hahahah. deal.
A bitcoin is about a hundred dollars and change at the current rates. So what I've done here is I've sent 100+ dollars' worth of untraceable Internet pretend-money to a camwhore I had met on the Internet the day before. Strike over nine thousand, correct ?
Well... here's the thing :
girl Hey, whats your private wallet address? I turned your 1btc into 2 btc so I'd like to pay you back and continue trading with my .9 btc :p Yes, I know I have till the end of the month.
me Ahahaha slut! Well done.
That's right. 10% over ~16 hours or something, you do the annualization on that. By lending to, at the risk of repeating myself, camwhores I've met on the Internet yesterday.
Because you see, my dear fellows, not everyone on the Internet is the same. Not all black people are niggers, not all camwhores are hos, not everything's everything else. The world has structure and hierarchy and even - in pockets - meaning. Which allows one to skim the very cream.
And since we're talking of skimming the very cream :
girl Erect It Ups is going to be here shortly. We'll take something for you, give me an email to send it to.
This, my dear reader, is why you can't have nice things. Because I get them all first. Butthurt goes in the box below.
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
1.1 ^ (24 ÷ 16 × 365) = 45972182715451387271361.026547743
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
Time is going by real real slow man.
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
You know nothing.
via Uppity Tortilla. Who has meanwhile beleeted my post.
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
I totally agree. SA was arguably never this good. Even if it ever was this good... 1990s problems.
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
Beleeted?
Thursday, 2 May 2013
Before your time.
Thursday, 2 May 2013
Womaen is this wonderful collective mindset animal which God created for you to bestow upon her education, reasons unknown. In time thee shall observe no matter how much time and effort you'll invest in it, nothing will come out of her.
For that you should not expect such animal capable of doublethinking, as in mean and intelligent, but just singlethinking, such as just mean, as half of her master.
That or 'no man is capable of correct judgement' so fuck them all.
Inb4 hurr.
Monday, 28 July 2014
Good that not everybody has a "gotta catch em all!" attitude regarding money.
Tuesday, 7 April 2020
orice s-ar spune bune pizdele bune
Tuesday, 7 April 2020
web site talent
Tuesday, 7 April 2020
@Fărâmiță Lambru Ca-n viata.
@استعدادیابی Dude looks talented enough, but... seriously now, does he ever get laid ?
He looks like he never gets laid. Why not get laid ? It's fun not to mention relaxing. Try it sometime.
Tuesday, 7 April 2020
eu também gostava de foder estas jovenas putas!
Tuesday, 7 April 2020
Sa fie primit.
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
هل اجد عربيه هنا تريد ممارسة
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
لا ، العرب عرجاء. علم الفتيات أن يصبحن عاهرات ثم سيجد أولادك
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Zhshahaha
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Porfa regálemen algo soy pobre nunca e recargado y nunca nadie me quiere regalar nada
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Tienes hermanas ?
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Hii
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Mi is sax
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Say what ?!
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Name Chitrasen yadav chaudhripur bhatahar jaunpur meeraganj meeraganj up
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Is that even a language ?
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Nice
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
This my sister i kill you
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
00905317264883 Islamicyoung90@gmail.com
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Thanks for this
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
tnk
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
buenas tardes vivo en santarrosa de cabal risaralda barrio la eugenia manzana P casa 304 necesito ayuda humanitaria ya q no tengo ingresos de ningun modo pido su colaboracion porfabor muchas gracias..
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Tienes hijas ?
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Hello
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Que bno que saliera muchas gracias
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Que bueno que saliéramos
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
3128896458
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Solicitud d ayuda
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Nesesito la ayuda economica por q me quede aintrabajo y notengo mas enyradas economicas y demi dependen 4 personas q son mis hijos y notengo ni para la comida ni para los servicios ni para la comida ni por fabor ayunden me
Thursday, 9 April 2020
What is with all the Latino beggars, anyway ?
La munca, ba, saracilor, nu la-ntins mina!
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Espero salir beneficiada gracias
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Necesito si ayuda urgente gracias
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Soy madre cabeza de hogar
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Solicitar ayuda
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Ahahaha "madre cabeza de hogar" what the fuck nonsense is that supposed to be ?
Bitch, being the head of the household specifically means you got your shit together such that you ain't going around begging like a stupid cunt.
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Necesito esta ayuda no tengo trabajo y no se como hacer ya
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Porfavor necesito ayuda mi trabajo es parado por medio del coronavirus grscias
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Next time, don't vote pantsuit.
Thursday, 9 April 2020
I want fuck job
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Busco mujer adulta que quiere con un menor
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Yeeeah... Right, listen, this ain't how it works.
Thursday, 9 April 2020
Quiero Agradecerle Por Formar Parte De Netflix & Entretenerme Viendo Pelicula Por Esta Cuarentena
Friday, 10 April 2020
Asslamualaikum
Tolong kasih saya kuota Saya butuh buat belajar kalau ngak ada kuota saya ke tingalan pelajaran pliss
Wasalamualaikum
Friday, 10 April 2020
Pengen ihk pliss
Friday, 10 April 2020
Ko lang sabihin sa minahan sa.
Friday, 10 April 2020
waw
Friday, 10 April 2020
سلام ممنون خوب بودش
Friday, 10 April 2020
I want to see you baby
Friday, 10 April 2020
I love sex
Friday, 10 April 2020
Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog. Is it difficult to set up your own blog?
I'm not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. I'm thinking about making my own but I'm not sure where to start. Do you have any ideas or suggestions? Many thanks
Friday, 10 April 2020
Get yourself a domain registered, rent some server somewhere and I guess talk to billymg about MP-WP.
It should come to about $50 - $100 a month, all told. One could find "cheaper ways to do it", but do not do that -- if you're not willing to commit to the level of a few hour's pay monthly, you're much better off not bothering at all.
Friday, 10 April 2020
ليس هناك تعليق
Friday, 10 April 2020
Queria muito receber esse benificil pra ajudar mimha familha que precisa muito
Friday, 10 April 2020
I am abhinav from India up
Friday, 10 April 2020
What's up
Saturday, 11 April 2020
Lol. Welcome to Trilema, suckers.
Saturday, 11 April 2020
hhhhh
Saturday, 11 April 2020
Dharam Veer Gupta
Saturday, 16 May 2020
This story kicks ass