Forum logs for 15 Dec 2016

Monday, 16 March, Year 12 d.Tr. | Author:
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes nah, see i ~let~ you pretend that it's still 1860 and that it takes the president-elect 75 goddam days to travel from his midwest farm to dc, instead of, y'know, the president-elect having his own boeing 737. the trumpreich started in the wee hours of november 9th 2016 regardless of when he takes the keys to the new shack. i just thought i'd give you every chance there was, including narrowing the [02:23]
pete_dushenski: time frame a smidge. my first draft was every bit as correct, if not moreso in regards to the commencement of his influence on markets. trump ain't rollin' in no horse 'n' buggy and no one's waiting to read about his acceptance speech via pony express. it's 2016 dawg and news travels like you wouldn't believe. [02:23]
pete_dushenski: << duterte is the gift that just keeps on giving (like the rest of his lovely compatriots imho) [02:34]
pete_dushenski: "In October Duterte compared himself to Adolf Hitler and said he would be “happy to slaughter” three million drug addicts. He later apologised for the Hitler reference but said he was “emphatic” about wanting to kill the millions of addicts. Since his election, police have reported killing 2,086 people in anti-drug operations. More than 3,000 others have been killed in unexplained circumstances, [02:34]
pete_dushenski: according to official figures." [02:34]
ben_vulpes: gracious of you [02:34]
pete_dushenski: aww shucks you're just saying that [02:35]
ben_vulpes: lmk when i don't have to pay for useless insurance any more [02:37]
ben_vulpes: or, even better, when there is only *national* ins corp [02:37]
ben_vulpes: my northern friends have such fond things to say about their local statal monopoly [02:38]
pete_dushenski: car or health ? [02:38]
ben_vulpes: 'health' [02:39]
ben_vulpes: 'insurance' [02:39]
ben_vulpes: meanwhile portland gets 3 inches of snow and omg people sitting on freeways for 5+ hours [02:40]
pete_dushenski: sounds like the whole town forgot to put winter tires on their bikes. [02:41]
ben_vulpes: subarus don't need snow tires bro [02:41]
ben_vulpes: this car was thirty thousand dollars it can handle a little snow okay [02:41]
pete_dushenski: g-wagen idem. or wait, you cascadians only drive subarus and teslas eh. [02:42]
* ben_vulpes doesn't drive much at all [02:42]
* ben_vulpes bbl [02:42]
mircea_popescu: the car can handle a little snow just liek the cunt can handle a little octopus [07:07]
mircea_popescu: problem is, can the driver. [07:07]
davout: win [07:15]
mircea_popescu: :p [07:16]
trinque: << portland drivers in winter [07:18]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1958...4287 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' () [08:32]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1723...0723 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' ( FR) [08:32]
phf: oh i just needed to switch it to software rendering. it's still smooth af but all the artifacts are gone [10:20]
mircea_popescu: ha! [10:20]
asciilifeform: phf: what was this? 'xplane' ? [10:22]
phf: asciilifeform: mm7 [10:23]
asciilifeform: aah [10:23]
asciilifeform: phf building nostalgiatron ? [10:24]
phf: nah, just wanted to play mm7 on my mac. if i was building nostalgiatron, i'd just put a windows 95 on it, tbh. if i don't put an x60 to good use, i might just that to it [10:26]
asciilifeform: i tried this, ended up barfing from tft screen [10:26]
asciilifeform: (sit just-so or it looks like soup, and certainly doesn't beat the trinitron crt on which i originally played the classics) [10:27]
phf: oh, blarg. well there's a range of late 90s laptops on ebay still. i'm not sure if i'm ready to spend time on the whole [10:27]
phf: "authentic replication" [10:28]
asciilifeform: well yes we all have pile of '90s lappys [10:28]
asciilifeform: i, funnily enough, got a (brand-new! yes it sat in a crate for 15 years) 21" trinitron, but no free desk space yet to put it... [10:28]
phf: i'm not sure i have any that fit the sweet spot of "beefy machine from 2001" [10:29]
* asciilifeform is sitting in the middle of a forest of wires, FUCKGOATSen hanging from test harnesses etc [10:29]
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo [10:30]
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded. [10:30]
phf: that's the thing, once it starts pushing 3+ hours for setup i'd rather be hacking on cmucl or similar [10:30]
asciilifeform: btw phun phakt for mircea_popescu -- you can plug the original v1 green rng into that thing, and it'll run [10:30]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1512...2879 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' ( FR) [10:31]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1393...4123 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' () [10:31]
phf: only reason i'm trying mm7 is because setup seemed easy (and it is. stock wine 1.9 works in software rendering) [10:31]
mircea_popescu: win. [10:32]
phf: fwiw play on mac scripts didn't add anything except for a dodgy point and click interface that downloads a bunch of stuff i don't need. game still doesn't play well with native rendering. i suspect tha some specific binary blob version of directx (or precursor?) will solve the issue, but... [10:33]
mircea_popescu: eh no real need for hardware acceleration on the old games anyway [10:37]
Framedragger: asciilifeform: not sure if you'd make use of this, but since i needed this myself, may as well link to it -- ssh banners for all ~16M ssh servers: [10:53]
Framedragger: (numbers in filenames and internal line order maps to openpgp files i gave you, fwiw) [10:54]
Framedragger: (format in TXTs is simple CSV: ipv4address,banner -- the latter may contain spaces, commas etc, but any surrounding whitespace (incl newlines) is stripped. there's only one banner per ipv4 even though *same* scan sometimes returned multiple (slightly different, e.g. includes or excludes OS string) banners.) [10:54]
Framedragger: (the criterion for choosing which banner to report is a simple "max string length.") (again, note, all of those "multiple" banners were from a single scan event, same date, so no historical knowledge is lost by only reporting single banner per single (ip,port) pair.) hope this makes sense. [10:54]
mircea_popescu: nice [11:01]
mircea_popescu: i think i may run some stats on this. [11:02]
Framedragger: asciilifeform: ah, correction: s1_banners.tar.gz is only the first ~13.3M servers - i.e. the first set of thirteen parcels i gave you - here's the rest - i.e. the three additional parcels (i know phuctor won't be processing these for a while, but, for completeness): [11:04]
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yeah, same here, fairly curious re. unique versionstring numbers, etc... [11:04]
asciilifeform: oh hah neato [11:04]
asciilifeform: ty Framedragger [11:04]
Framedragger: (note, some of those version strings contain OS string, some of them don't these TXTs store versionstrings-as-they-were-seen, without any ssh-server/OS version separation.) [11:06]
Framedragger: (and @all, is the canonical URL for all data gathered from the ssh scans. includes raw stderr logs from ssh-keyscan utility, e.g. scripts for processing these are and ) [11:07]
mircea_popescu: nice. [11:07]
asciilifeform: next time (as inevitably must) that i regrind phuctor and its db, i'ma stuff these in retroactively [11:08]
Framedragger: fwiw i plan to make these available through a search interface - will put stuff into db. i think i'll make it so that one can link to particular db entry via that deterministic-alf-fingerprint you concocted [11:11]
Framedragger: so no need for this (but obvs would be cool, too) [11:11]
mircea_popescu: alrighty, lettuce see what gems lie in the data oncle Framedragger has provied. [11:15]
mircea_popescu: Framedragger what's ip for ? [11:16]
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: [11:16]
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: ( is different server from [11:16]
Framedragger: << (second part of msg) [11:17]
a111: Logged on 2016-11-20 23:28 Framedragger: the *banners.txt's are my partial cleanup, *_err_scan.log's are the original stderr's (with some junk in them). but i will clean this myself later. and is where i'll host phuctor-related data. (it's on a separate unused vps, got an 'ok' from $work for now.) [11:17]
mircea_popescu: ty [11:17]
* Framedragger Framedragger is dig util over irc [11:17]
mircea_popescu: lol [11:18]
mircea_popescu: do you happen to have handy also link to the original discussion in july that lead to you scanning ? [11:19]
Framedragger: hm notrly but one min [11:19]
Framedragger: (ah no need to -excludeterms in btcbase search i guess :p ) [11:20]
Framedragger: *no way [11:20]
mircea_popescu: bah i just fucked it heh. [11:20]
* mircea_popescu concatenated gzip archives [11:21]
Framedragger: i accidentally overwrote legit log file with `tar cfz` like 20min ago [11:22]
Framedragger: gotta love it [11:23]
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: [11:23]
a111: Logged on 2016-05-20 17:53 mircea_popescu: also, anyone want to run a ssh server key spider ? [11:23]
Framedragger: [11:23]
a111: Logged on 2016-05-20 18:03 Framedragger: "also, anyone want to run a ssh server key spider ?" << heh, k, i'm up for this, might as well be useful while i brood [11:23]
mircea_popescu: ty! [11:24]
Framedragger: (i should write down some stuff before i forget, such as, figuring out ssh-keyscan limits etc. luckily i wasn't dumb enough to delete any scripts written etc...) [11:26]
Framedragger: ^ [11:34]
mircea_popescu: !~calc 13189523 + 2456665 [11:34]
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: 13189523 + 2456665 = 15646188 [11:34]
mircea_popescu: confirmed. [11:34]
trinque: << rift widening between brennan's CIA and comey's FBI [12:02]
mircea_popescu: Framedragger interestingly enough dropbear official git mirror is in mkj/dropbear [12:26]
Framedragger: wut [12:26]
Framedragger: (a friend sysadmin and google dude uses, too, but this would be quite amusing) [12:27]
Framedragger: ah, [12:27]
Framedragger: no connection to :p but pretty lulzy [12:28]
Framedragger: ("mkj" is a pretty random acronym of the first names of three people who started up the server in ~2008) [12:28]
deedbot: << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Obama the lame. [12:31]
mircea_popescu: in other news my god grep -i is a lot slower than grep plain [12:47]
ben_vulpes: << portland gets another inch of snow [13:35]
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: meatwot says congratulations on fuckgoats [13:36]
trinque: ahaha great pictures. [13:37]
asciilifeform: ty ben_vulpes & co. [13:38]
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: i'll be there probably in January. ugh not looking forward to driving in that shit. [14:03]
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: it'll be gone in a week [14:04]
ben_vulpes: that's uncommon [14:20]
mod6: lol, nice pics. [14:23]
mod6: i like how the guy couldn't keep it out of the ditch even with chains on the tires. [14:24]
mod6: n00b [14:24]
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, [14:24]
ben_vulpes: mod6: i figured you in particular would appreciate the ineptitude on display [14:25]
mod6: ben_vulpes: indeed, there's like 1.5" of snow on the ground. [14:26]
mod6: where it does get a bit hairy is when you're going down the freeway with over 6+" [14:27]
phf: [15:18]
mircea_popescu: lmao [15:35]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 462`750 (2.957589%) advertise ROSSSH << lul!! [15:37]
asciilifeform: do recall, they are probably ~all~ phuctorable, these. [15:37]
mircea_popescu: ikr! [15:38]
mircea_popescu: anyway making an addendum with opensshversions nao [15:38]
mircea_popescu: which promises to deliver. [15:39]
mircea_popescu: in other news, is down ? [15:48]
deedbot: << Trilema - Internet Census, 2016. [15:49]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform << check that shit out. [15:55]
asciilifeform: pretty lulzy [16:03]
asciilifeform: and listen to the 'music of silence' from the kompooter s333k00000r1ty folx... [16:03]
phf: heh, just noticed that my is in the banners list, with a rather embarrassingly verbose banner [16:04]
mircea_popescu: this might be the most covering census ever published. ~everything else seems to go by the "we sampled 500 here and 500 there - if it's good enough to guess your president it should be good enough for the net too!" [16:06]
phf: hmm, when i wc -l stuff in s1_banners.tar.gz i only get 13189523 records, where'd the other 1: 2456665 [16:09]
phf: come from? [16:09]
phf: ah, s2 [16:12]
mircea_popescu: well yes cuz he delivered it in a phuctor-state [16:23]
mircea_popescu: god i totally love the deedbot rss service. [17:16]
mircea_popescu: trinque ++ [17:16]
shinohai: An actual BitBet posted in my rss feed! [18:04]
shinohai: " segregated witness data shall not be counted in determining block sizes for the purposes of this bet. " [18:04]
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: << lol found the quote that google couldn't last night [18:16]
pete_dushenski: wd on the census too! [18:18]
mircea_popescu: heh ty [18:26]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: from peterl in contravex comments : "I could be wrong (have not ordered one yet myself), but isn't the cardano a sub-piece of the FUCKGOATS? So they are delivering a bigger, more complex, more useful item (but later) than what they originally planned to sell?" i must say i missed this difference b/w fuckgoats and cardano as well. i guess i'd assumed that the latter'd been renamed to the former [18:35]
pete_dushenski: but perhaps not ? [18:35]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: vice-versa [18:36]
pete_dushenski: o ? but they're still one in the same physical object, yes ? [18:37]
asciilifeform: wai wat [18:37]
asciilifeform: it is not obvious from the brochure, what FUCKGOATS does ?? [18:37]
pete_dushenski: aha nvm. [18:37]
phf: magic artifact from our own tmsr wizard, cures boils and sours milk [18:38]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: hm maybe i'm still confused. what's being vice-versa'd exactly ? [18:39]
pete_dushenski: phf: but does alf float ? [18:39]
asciilifeform: phf: 'Экстракт против мышей, бородавок и пота ног. Капля этого же экстракта, налитая в стакан воды, превращает его в водку, а две капли -- в коньяк "Три звездочки". Этот же экстракт излечивает от облысения и тайных пороков. Он же лучшее средство [18:39]
asciilifeform: для чистки столовых ножей.' (tm) (r) (ilf & petrov) [18:39]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: << for your reading pleasure. [18:40]
asciilifeform: it's a screamingly single-purpose device. [18:41]
shinohai: [18:41]
a111: Logged on 2016-12-15 23:38 phf: magic artifact from our own tmsr wizard, cures boils and sours milk [18:41]
shinohai: !~bash 1 [18:41]
jhvh1: Last 1 lines bashed and pending publication [18:41]
asciilifeform: lol [18:41]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: that's what she said. [18:42]
mircea_popescu: d [18:43]
mircea_popescu: ld [18:43]
mircea_popescu: [18:43]
mircea_popescu: wtf! [18:43]
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski the original planned item (cardano) was an over-engineered, incorrectly defined, too broad and too complex toaster-and-shoe-shiner. [18:43]
mircea_popescu: this is not directly obvious from a theoretical view. a major reason why defensive business management and practical engineering pay off is that you get to catch this sort of thing and fix it. [18:44]
asciilifeform: the toaster is still happening -- in pieces that can be assembled to same. [18:44]
asciilifeform: and tested ~individually~. [18:44]
mircea_popescu: fuckgoats is basically one part of the original cardano, specifically, the one actually worth making, turned up to 11. [18:44]
pete_dushenski: now i see! [18:44]
mircea_popescu: the above three lines took 3 years of thinking to produce this in preference of $3mn or worse. [18:45]
asciilifeform: certainly nobody's hardwarizing koch's bucked of'liquishit. [18:47]
asciilifeform: *bucke\t [18:47]
mircea_popescu: ah alf, remember the happy days a few years ago when we actually thought gpg ~= pgp ? [18:54]
asciilifeform: aha! [18:54]
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo [18:59]
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded. [18:59]
mats: the big reveal [19:18]
asciilifeform: << in other lulz, 'Here is a link to Man vs. Machine, the randomness game mentioned in class.' [19:23]
deedbot: << Qntra - Ubuntu Crash Reports Allow Remote Code Execution [19:47]
mircea_popescu: aaahahahaha [19:48]
mircea_popescu: ok this is like ... great article shinohai [19:49]
shinohai: >:3 [19:49]
mircea_popescu: "make things simple". you know, "to attract new people". so then call eval() on random text files! [19:50]
shinohai: Because reporting system crashes automagically is VERY important! [19:51]
mircea_popescu: wait, i thought this works on the crash report ~reader~ [19:52]
deedbot: << Qntra - Ashley Madison Settles Again [19:52]
asciilifeform: shinohai: auto crash reporters are to report to the folx who Really Care at ftmead [19:53]
asciilifeform: because hey, fuzzing in-house costs. [19:53]
mircea_popescu: word. [19:53]
asciilifeform: hence, e.g., the flipoladed 'apple bugreports' & similar keyz. [19:54]
shinohai: Use Cases: "Willy was creating a logo for his soccer club in Inkscape when it crashed. Being the family's Ubuntu expert, he feels a responsibility to help improve the system. He's reported one or two bugs in Launchpad before, though it wasn't a particularly enjoyable experience. " [19:54]
shinohai: Dear lord, if I find a bug, I certainly don't want to report it, I want to hide it away for future use, if any! [19:55]
mircea_popescu: reporting bugs in here is very enjoyable in my experience. [19:56]
BingoBoingo: [20:04]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: link to my www in #10 in your piece is b0rked [20:32]
mircea_popescu: no ?! [20:33]
asciilifeform: (under 'keys are weak' ) [20:33]
asciilifeform: you have a www.www.... in there [20:33]
mircea_popescu: are you aware YOUR server redirects to www.url all teh time ? [20:33]
mircea_popescu: dude ubuntu is such a shitshow... gnomep-anel eating 35% of cpu wtf. [20:34]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: possibly. i haven't opened the hood on that thing in eons [20:34]
mircea_popescu: link fixt. [20:35]
asciilifeform: ty [20:35]
mircea_popescu: nono, ty! [20:35]
asciilifeform: or wait [20:35]
asciilifeform: ain't it [20:35]
asciilifeform: <<. [20:36]
mircea_popescu: gah! [20:36]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform how about nao ? [20:37]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1615...4883 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' (Unknown CO ANT) [20:37]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1030...8133 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' (Unknown MX CHH) [20:37]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1600...9207 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' ( JP) [20:37]
asciilifeform: nao -- worx! [20:37]
mircea_popescu: there's something i don't understand. if 3 mods pop at the same time like this, shouldn't it be because they shared a factor ? [20:39]
mircea_popescu: whereas the reported factors are distinct... [20:39]
asciilifeform: debianball [20:39]
mircea_popescu: ah [20:39]
asciilifeform: also not necessarily [20:39]
mircea_popescu: so basically it's ssh vs debianball ? [20:39]
asciilifeform: gedankenexperiment : funnelator adds mods m1, m2, m3 [20:39]
asciilifeform: m1 shares f1 with some previous p1, m2 -- with some p2 m3 -- with p3. [20:40]
asciilifeform: so k modules can pop whenever k modules get added, in whatever order. [20:40]
mircea_popescu: right [20:40]
mircea_popescu: well, between k and 2k [20:41]
asciilifeform: actually it is possible, in theory, for ALL of the moduli to pop , if satan made a modulus consisting of p1,p2, (everybody's p...) [20:41]
asciilifeform: to pop from an addition of ONE modulus, that is. [20:42]
mircea_popescu: a right. so basically there's no reasonable expectation [20:42]
asciilifeform: correct. [20:42]
asciilifeform: 'If you are an Intel employee, you must prefix your normal windows idsid ' << l0l!!! [20:51]
mircea_popescu: dude for srs. [20:53]
mircea_popescu: there's some "b2b" app somewhere printing the banners as instruction sets or wtf. [20:53]
mircea_popescu: an epic case of poor design. [20:53]
mircea_popescu: it's up there on the level of, you know how pretentions twits NAME their house ? "Villa Futipemata" and stuff ? [20:54]
mircea_popescu: this'd be on the level of naming it "Villa Please Turn The Doorknob To Gain Entrance." [20:55]
asciilifeform: iirc we had a 'crypto-lordosis' thread [20:55]
asciilifeform: ('nsa hole is this-way, please dun drill no moar hoalz') [20:55]
mircea_popescu: actually iirc there was some woman who named her daugher Drop Table Students-- so... [20:56]
mircea_popescu: meanwhile torchlight has the following advice for me : "if you find yourseld dying too much, you should try to increase your armor" [20:57]
mircea_popescu: i honestly thought i should run around drinking random fluids more. isn't random-fluids-drinking the death preventer ? it is ARMOR !? [20:58]
phf: torchlight?? scrapping the bottom of the barrel there [20:59]
mircea_popescu: lol! hey, one girl's huge d2 fan, so im trying it out [21:02]
mircea_popescu: so far this very hard isnt all that hard [21:02]
phf: i got to some "hell" levels on "hardcorest of modes, stay away" and gave up because i was just cutting through everything like butter. it just got dull [21:03]
phf: d2 at least had balance [21:03]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re: 'proftpd' : [21:03]
asciilifeform: (and possibly else) [21:03]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ayup. there's tons of stuff, i cut it short because my reference list was gettying endless [21:04]
mircea_popescu: linked just a coupla juicy bits. [21:04]
mircea_popescu: phf what did you play, caster ? [21:04]
asciilifeform: the 1 other worth mention, [21:04]
asciilifeform: 'On Sunday, the 28th of November 2010 around 20:00 UTC the main distribution server of the ProFTPD project was compromised. The attackers most likely used an unpatched security issue in the FTP daemon to gain access to the server and used their privileges to replace the source files for ProFTPD 1.3.3c with a version which contained a backdoor....' [21:04]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1030...8133 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' (Unknown MX JAL) [21:04]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1030...8133 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' (Unknown MX CHH) [21:04]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1615...4883 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' ( EC P) [21:04]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1615...4883 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' (Unknown CO ANT) [21:04]
asciilifeform: ahahahaha [21:04]
phf: i think it was a trapper vanquisher [21:05]
mircea_popescu: phf dude you gotta try the caster. it's the night of reason, so i got summon skeletons summon skeleton archers and summo nzombies on the main + summon zombies and summon floating sword ON THE PET. that's like 40 different things and a sort of chain lightning that goes through walls. (summons also work through walls). [21:06]
mircea_popescu: i'm basically following around a swarm of angry mobs cutting up a different swarm of angry mobs. [21:06]
phf: ha, i'm not falling for that one! i'm right now in the process of trying to kill that damn dragon [21:09]
mircea_popescu: oh, on emerald islands ? it can't be done. [21:10]
mircea_popescu: i tried everything. [21:10]
mircea_popescu: people in gaming always go "oh, it's always possible" and then point to the death of lord british as a definitive example. [21:11]
mircea_popescu: but this has been an open and unsolved problem for 17 years. [21:12]
phf: hmm, i'm giving it another three days [21:12]
mircea_popescu: but no more plox you got useful stuff to do. [21:13]
phf: they said the same about fermat's last theorem! [21:13]
mircea_popescu: i even tried reloading the map billion times to see if useful peasant pops up. some give you major bonuses. [21:13]
mircea_popescu: i tried four knights with spears and dotg... [21:14]
phf: hmm [21:17]
mircea_popescu: wands of shrapnel might do it, if you live long enough. but no chests there are good enough to spawn one [21:19]
mircea_popescu: hey listen pete_dushenski , i need someone to be the auctioneer for the next auction in eulora because i want to be able to bid myself. do you wanna do the job ? i'll pay ya 1mn ecus. [22:55]
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1481...0329 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <> ' ( JP) [23:05]
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: sure thing (assuming it's just in #eulora irc chan). on one condition : i do it pro bono. [23:23]
mircea_popescu: no, it'd be in game actually. [23:23]
BingoBoingo: Do it pete_dushenski, For the Republic! [23:24]
mircea_popescu: i can link you to the proceedings of a coupla past ones if you wanna see [23:24]
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: ? [23:26]
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: bingo! [23:26]
mircea_popescu: ah those are different, random people's auctions. this'd be an official minigame auction, like eg [23:27]
mircea_popescu: or [23:28]
mircea_popescu: anyway, this will be a pretty big one, as far as these go. i imagine it'd soak up 1-2 hrs of your time. [23:28]
* mircea_popescu is off to bed, but we shall continue this discussion tomorrow. along with all the others! [23:30]
pete_dushenski: and it's this coming sunday ? or a future sunday ? time and timezone would also be helpful, unless that's for me to set. [23:30]
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski im thinking january 15th. [23:30]
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: bon soir :) [23:30]
pete_dushenski: o good. lots of time to prep then. ya, i'm game! [23:30]
* pete_dushenski marks off time on calendar. [23:31]
pete_dushenski: ( << taleb on syrian situation. as a civilised sort of fellow, he's pretty staunchly pro-assad despite having plenty of room for personal grievances against the regime. [23:42]
pete_dushenski: "Do not report this issue to Homebrew/brew or Homebrew/core!" << speaking of error reports, just got this lolzotron trying to install eulora on osx 10.8 [23:53]
pete_dushenski: SNITCHES GET STICHES!!1 [23:53]
pete_dushenski: *STITCHES [23:54]
pete_dushenski: lol [23:54]
trinque: pretty hard for me to condemn assad while my ass still sits in the country that sold al qaida chemical weapons to be used, then blamed on assad. [23:57]
pete_dushenski: << osx 10.8 install attempt for those curious [23:57]
pete_dushenski: trinque: that whole 'red line' act in the chemweapon affair took the cake. [23:58]
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