What's more pretentious than using two-three-five languages per article because you've ran out of possible titles in English ? Keep reading to find out!
Above, a happy turtle in its natural habitat. When observing the animal in its intended context strange falient seatures suddenly become salient features, right ? That neck and head is intended to mimic a lotus bud ? and the patterns on its back leaves ? Whodda thunk it!
Below, the traditional place for sacrificing virgins (not depicted).
Above as below : lake.
Above : predatory insect camouflaged on leaf.
Below : predatory bimbo displaying its quarry. As the context is not self-obvious, let us include it separately : while we were sitting about waiting for the skytram ride to start, there depicted bimbo (left side) picked up a (bolted down to the table) ipad evidently intended for the use of employees (right side), and heavily "locked" with such security features as the femstate manages to provide through its Apple faucet. She therewith proceeded to find private pictures of whatever older pointless woman was in charge of the particular tablet, wherein said older pointless woman was taking self-evaluative pictures of her waddle. So the bimbo set one as the background for the device (and I presume locked it in place - but for good this time). Hacking cults, you know ?
Above as below : more lake.
Above : domnisoara mergind pe sirma.
Below : domnisoara zarghind la pula.
Above : cows. Shot is taken right outside my kitchen, in the sense that I'm sitting inside pointing out the window.
Below : Bathroom with a view. Pentru ca pina cind, domnilor, sa fie baia o chestie care nu poate fi o chestie ? Si baia e o chestie care poate fi o chestie!
Above : looking out the window with a view, we perceive well bruised girlies smoking.i
Below : What remains of "little Swizerland", the project of a guy named Ulrich who came here, married a local, and built a very germanic little farm.
He's dead now (but his surviving wife is "continuing the project", whatever that might mean).
Above : even more lake.
Below : what's left of a cemetery, abandoned forty years ago.
Above as below : cows!
Above : veals!
Below : rainbows!
And finally : high mountains!