My cacke dough is bustin' at the trims.

Tuesday, 24 September, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

I'm sorry. I meant -- my titanium mine is bustin' at the seams. Oh, and of course there's a missingel ; like in "a spackle o' cream".

Get it ?

If not, let's move one :

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This is Alfie the cat, for your viewing pleasure.

I also have some with chicks nude (but for the stockings) rolling joints standing... but I ain't gonna publish them, lest they bother the peaces. If you don't like it -- stomp more betas.

Oh by the way, we also played something called "Exploding Cat". It's a card game, and not even that terriblei ; at least I can say I enjoyed it. Then again, I had been smoking and there was nothing but bare tits around the table as far as the eye could sea, so... what can I say, further research required.

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Now sing along with me :

Pe o bara...

... se cica o cioara...

... cra cra cra...

... drept in gura ta.

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  1. It's at least notable for inversing the usual situation of card drawing, where the marginal EV for drawing a card is positive pretty much universally an' throughout. Here, it's a strict (and rapidly growing) negative ; a refreshing novelty if nothing else. []
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  1. Heh I have played Exploding Kittens, the strategy as far as i can tell is to cross fingers and draw a card whenever the deck is in a shuffled state (i.e. at the start of the game, or after someone plays a shuffle card) Try to get as many cards as you can, and then if you are able to survive to a head to head with someone else eat up all their cards by dropping 2 matching cards and taking a random 1 of theirs. (Each of you effectively lose 1 card, but if you have more cards then them from drawing liberally from the beginning then you can wind up with all their cards and they have 0)

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 24 September 2019

    Apparently it's a major hit an' enduring favourite among the ever-more-substantially voluminous advanced dungeons & dragons slash netflix&chill 20 something careerwomen with no social lives. Even the illustrations are representatively evocative.

    In my limited experience the correct strategy is to flank the intended victim with a pair of owned sluts, then feed the attacker (one upstream from her) attack cards and feed the buffer (one upstream from you thus downstream from her) defense cards. But then again that's me. Seriously though, why bother stacking the deck when you could just deploy the already well stacked ? Meta-gaming for the beta-whin.

  3. Haha, Alfie the cat seems to be exploding in his own right! The more I think, the more I I wager that BingoBoingo was correct, in that the timisoara derp secretly wishes he could trade places with that cat. Derp never made it as a human, at any rate, so why should anyone else.

  4. I get it....you are a dicktator!

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 24 September 2019

    @lobbes In fairness, cat has it pretty good.

    @nicoleci Yes I am!

  6. But are you tyrannical?!

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 24 September 2019

    No, I'm titanical.

    An' my titanium mine's bustin' at the seams!

  8. Have fun MP!

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 28 September 2019

    Lmao ok.

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