Forum logs for 16 May 2014

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
mircea_popescu anyway, it's really difficult to take very intelligent people through a set itinerary. when challenged to prove cbs some other kid started with set theory. [00:04]
mircea_popescu half hour later he was just about done introducing monotony when the bell rang [00:05]
mircea_popescu the matter was never mentioned again. [00:05]
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mircea_popescu rithm: i'll pay good bitcoin for a -assets tshirt << pinging nubbins ? [00:11]
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mircea_popescu liberslander! [00:13]
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jurov ;;later tell nubbins chan clamors for -assets tshirt i recommend the disck surgery motive [00:13]
gribble The operation succeeded. [00:13]
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mircea_popescu Berkley — who signs his letter "Dale D. Berkley, Ph.D., J.D."2 — begins by pre-refuting his own point: [00:14]
mircea_popescu "Of course Dr. White did not in fact participate in the interview and Dr. Koob did not write the letter attributed to him." [00:14]
mircea_popescu When the target of satire complains that it is defamatory, the relevant question is whether the satire can reasonably be taken as a statement of fact about its subject. Dr. Berkley, by saying that "of course" the satirical articles do not reflect the actual words of the subjects, has just proclaimed that the satire he is complaining about cannot be taken as a statement of fact. [00:14]
mircea_popescu You paid taxes for that. [00:14]
mike_c there is no nubbins. only nubbins` [00:14]
mircea_popescu i do not know there is anyone more incompetent alive today than people posing as lawyers for the us federal bureaucracy. [00:14]
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jurov ;;later tell nubbins` chan clamors for -assets tshirt i recommend the dick surgery motive [00:14]
gribble The operation succeeded. [00:14]
jurov there is no god. only doge. [00:14]
mircea_popescu jurov btw it's "motif" [00:15]
mircea_popescu motive in english roughly works like casus in "casus belli" [00:15]
jurov that kinda fits too [00:16]
mircea_popescu lol [00:16]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1007 @ 0.00099235 = 0.9993 BTC [+] [00:18]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14400 @ 0.00099548 = 14.3349 BTC [+] [00:19]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 33 @ 0.04179847 = 1.3793 BTC [-] {4} [00:25]
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benkay [00:26]
assbot Total Frat Move | Dan Bilzerian Throws Hot, Naked Girl Off Roof By The Vagina, She Almost Dies [00:26]
benkay [00:26]
assbot That Claim Won't Fly | Popehat [00:26]
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mircea_popescu lol [00:27]
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mircea_popescu how the fuck is that thing "the hottest chick" anyone ever saw ?! [00:28]
mircea_popescu jezuz america... [00:28]
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benkay [00:29]
assbot Changes [00:29]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.07499448 = 2.1748 BTC [+] {4} [00:29]
mircea_popescu "She was lucky to get away with only a broken foot, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t listen to something a millionaire tells you to do." [00:29]
mircea_popescu that part is spot on. [00:29]
mircea_popescu !up Regilio [00:30]
-assbot- You voiced Regilio for 30 minutes. [00:30]
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mircea_popescu guy tells you not to grab his shirt, you fuckin' don't grab his shirt. [00:30]
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mircea_popescu benkay << no but srsly. she's unhealthy. [00:31]
benkay yea srs [00:31]
assbot Life is ruff. [00:31]
benkay also lulzily twitter sez that's adult content [00:31]
mircea_popescu "Like your client, the facts of the claim won't, quite, fly." [00:33]
mircea_popescu ahaha [00:33]
fluffypony benkay: those are hotdogs, right? [00:33]
fluffypony [00:33]
assbot Hot-Dog Legs [00:33]
benkay that's hilarious [00:34]
mircea_popescu benkay too many commas tho. [00:34]
mircea_popescu Much like your client, the facts of the claim won't quite fly. [00:34]
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benkay "I'll let that sink in." [00:35]
mircea_popescu :D [00:35]
benkay how are these commas my problem? [00:35]
mircea_popescu not yours, his [00:36]
benkay it's that rhythmic punctuation. [00:36]
BingoBoingo [00:36]
assbot Apple's Revenge: iMessage Might Eat Your Texts If You Switch To Android - Slashdot [00:36]
benkay apparently one is supposed to write the way one talks these days. [00:36]
BingoBoingo benkay: Apparently they haven't completely [00:37]
mircea_popescu they kinda fixed it [00:37]
benkay i'm already resigned to losing this number. [00:37]
benkay it's a crime. [00:37]
BingoBoingo The same way Ubuntu "fixed" web fonts [00:37]
benkay but i never owned the keys for it, so i guess i never really owned it. [00:37]
BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [00:39]
mircea_popescu ^ [00:39]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 448.29, vol: 5697.55655741 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 440.536, vol: 4141.64959 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 446.72, vol: 1987.13722844 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 451.95, vol: 46.88061203 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 444.43734, vol: 1597.93080000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 449.58704, vol: 3.01796103 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 450.95479, vol: 50.48678245 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message) [00:39]
BingoBoingo ;;more [00:39]
gribble 445.252555233 [00:39]
mircea_popescu phone numbers need to move on the gpg format. [00:39]
benkay "Mr Bilzerian will never, even permit the case to be resolved prior to the inevitable judgement in his favor." [00:39]
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BingoBoingo The NSA just needs to open up their data dumps to the public. Just brand it socialized cloud storage, or UberPastebin. [00:40]
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mircea_popescu benkay "we have more money than you, suck it." [00:42]
jurov BingoBoingo: they will be opened regardless. bits want to be free [00:42]
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mircea_popescu no, it's not that bits want ot be free. it's that any sufficiently large bureaucracy wants to be fucked. [00:43]
mircea_popescu in the ass, if possible. [00:43]
BingoBoingo jurov: I just think it is the only way this "cloud" concept can be saved [00:43]
benkay can't save a concept [00:46]
benkay businesses don't need saving [00:46]
mircea_popescu !t m x.eur [00:47]
assbot [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00310599 / 0.00311106 / 0.0031169 (288 shares, 0.90 BTC), 7D: 0.00310046 / 0.00310484 / 0.0031169 (1257 shares, 3.90 BTC), 30D: 0.00294249 / 0.00317913 / 0.00328679 (2452 shares, 7.80 BTC) [00:47]
mircea_popescu sorta starting to move a little that thing ? [00:47]
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BingoBoingo !t m f.mpif [00:50]
assbot [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 (471 shares, 0.10 BTC), 7D: 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 (2111 shares, 0.46 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021509 / 0.00021725 (1054461 shares, 226.81 BTC) [00:50]
BingoBoingo %book [00:50]
atcbot 56k@238 7k@237 9k@235 | 5k@220 68k@200 4k@195 [00:50]
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BingoBoingo [01:06]
assbot Air Force Prepares to Dismantle HAARP - Slashdot [01:06]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5250 @ 0.00099402 = 5.2186 BTC [-] {2} [01:07]
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bitcoinpete yello [01:10]
fluffypony green [01:11]
bitcoinpete ooo just noticed that benkay went on a blogging bender. nice [01:11]
bitcoinpete bloo [01:11]
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bitcoinpete ;;later tell benkay "the developing world" is a hackneyed term. they're not developing into shit. nor is our progressive definition of the "developed world" anything more than a historical blip, an aberration. toss the dichotomy in the trash along with money laundering [01:15]
gribble The operation succeeded. [01:15]
bitcoinpete and 20% tax on greek bond capital gains ain't that bad, shocking broken promise aside. 33% for legal entities is a swift kick to the nuts though [01:18]
benkay shoulda i put it in scare quotes? [01:19]
bitcoinpete where does greece get off thinking they can make their own decisions? [01:19]
benkay also w/r/t tax it's criminal. those bonds were tax free until now, i believe. [01:19]
bitcoinpete benkay: lol yes [01:19]
benkay i was relying on my readers to interpolate scare quotes. [01:19]
bitcoinpete don't lean on them too much now [01:20]
bitcoinpete and hey, nice bitbet ads [01:20]
benkay oh hey i capitalized it [01:20]
benkay that should be sarcasm cue enough [01:20]
benkay but ty, implementing. [01:20]
bitcoinpete caps isn't far enough [01:21]
bitcoinpete quotes or all caps [01:21]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00099164 = 16.4612 BTC [-] {2} [01:21]
bitcoinpete sorry, "capitalized" isn't far enough [01:21]
benkay dunzo. [01:21]
benkay yeh good pts. [01:21]
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bitcoinpete it's kinda funny to see bitbet ads on ch [01:22]
bitcoinpete the only colour in the joint [01:23]
benkay it revolts me [01:23]
benkay but i didn't have to work for it [01:23]
benkay tradeoffs. [01:23]
benkay (revolts is perhaps too strong. much love to mike_c for the ads.) [01:23]
kakobrekla but much hate to kako [01:24]
bitcoinpete kolour me kako [01:24]
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bitcoinpete benkay: you should have custom b&w ads [01:24]
benkay kakobrekla: bitbet looks great! [01:25]
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kakobrekla depends on the screen quality [01:25]
benkay and how color blind one is [01:26]
kakobrekla yeah, maybe MP thinks he bet on NO on berkshire bet [01:26]
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mircea_popescu bitcoinpete ch ? [01:27]
mircea_popescu lh [01:28]
mircea_popescu oh oh benkay nao has his own acroname ? [01:28]
bitcoinpete he's earned it [01:28]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla lawl [01:28]
mircea_popescu was green rihght ? [01:28]
kakobrekla green is no yes :) [01:29]
benkay hello this is no [01:29]
bitcoinpete i watched around the world in 80 days last night and i coulda sworn they used perimutuel betting [01:29]
bitcoinpete *pari-mutuel [01:30]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla your scam green looking red has made me bet on the wrong side. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT [01:30]
kakobrekla mircea_popescu [01:30]
assbot How to cancel your BitBet bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [01:30]
mircea_popescu bitcoinpete probably. it was quite popular for all of history, up until some american swindler noticed he can't really rob the punters blind with it. [01:31]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla OIC, bet 1984985734k btc on otherside [01:31]
kakobrekla mhm [01:31]
kakobrekla lel [01:31]
bitcoinpete [01:32]
assbot Worse than a lost decade RT /CardiffGarcia: Japan post-'92 vs euro area post-'08: [01:33]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7787 @ 0.00099093 = 7.7164 BTC [-] {2} [01:40]
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jurov [01:45]
assbot 38 Yahoo Questions That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity [01:45]
jurov i liked #4 .. but then #5 D: [01:45]
bitcoinpete #18: do you think nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles? [01:48]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.07489252 = 1.0485 BTC [-] [01:48]
bitcoinpete #23: how turn computer monitor into mirror? scanning a mirror doesn't work [01:49]
bitcoinpete lol [01:49]
jurov Why does my cat vibrate? [01:49]
bitcoinpete i think my cat ate my sex toy [01:50]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 59 @ 0.07692541 = 4.5386 BTC [+] {6} [01:51]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.07799999 = 0.624 BTC [+] {2} [01:52]
jurov monica.txt :D [01:52]
fluffypony can there be anything worse than self-styled journalists [01:54]
fluffypony with a podcast [01:54]
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assbot Nautiluscoin is cool because it incorporates everything learned about crypto so far, and its helmed by a famous fund manager / CNBC pundit [01:55]
fluffypony [01:55]
assbot Nautiluscoin is a classy rebuttal to the people & institutions who said they cant use Bitcoin without knowing its creator. [01:55]
fluffypony please someone stab this guy in the face [01:55]
fluffypony [01:56]
assbot ~~every coffee shop in 2017~~ Bitcoin, Vertcoin, Myriad accepted here! (for credit cards, additional fees apply)" [01:56]
bitcoinpete seaman is a twat [01:56]
fluffypony bitcoinpete: I have a special place in my heart filled with vile for him [01:56]
bitcoinpete ya he <3 vertcoin, maybe he can do promo for you? [01:57]
bitcoinpete for vertpay or w/e [01:57]
fluffypony bitcoinpete: we already pulled the entire thing because of him [01:57]
fluffypony well not entirely because of him [01:57]
bitcoinpete haha i wish it was because of him [01:57]
fluffypony Redditards did the groupthink thing and decided we were a scam [01:57]
fluffypony and Semen jumped on the bandwagon [01:57]
benkay wait vertpay is dead? [01:58]
bitcoinpete wait so now reddit calls scams? [01:58]
benkay hahaha [01:58]
fluffypony bitcoinpete: yep [01:58]
benkay no they kill legit operators [01:58]
benkay dat mob [01:58]
fluffypony benkay: yeah, we pulled it completely [01:58]
fluffypony going back to PayBee [01:58]
bitcoinpete dogepay is the future of redditards [01:58]
fluffypony I've been slowly putting some thoughts down and a timeline of how things went down as a blog post [01:59]
fluffypony it's not high priority [01:59]
bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: [01:59]
assbot #bitcoin-assets log [01:59]
fluffypony but cathartic [01:59]
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bitcoinpete blogging is certainly that [01:59]
fluffypony well the final straw for me was when some redditard said I control a sea of Reddit accounts [02:00]
fluffypony and I'm manipulating all the downvotes [02:00]
fluffypony because I'm a "seasoned scammer" [02:00]
fluffypony because of course nobody would downvote except the thousands of accounts under my helm [02:00]
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bitcoinpete get that tinfoil [02:01]
benkay this is one of those "company you keep" situations. [02:02]
fluffypony benkay: from which perspective? (got 1am slow-brain atm) [02:03]
bitcoinpete but... "teh community" [02:03]
benkay if every altcoin is a scam [02:03]
benkay ... [02:03]
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fluffypony ah yes [02:04]
bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: phone numbers need to move on the gpg format. << this, i'd like to see [02:05]
mircea_popescu !up kdomanski [02:14]
-assbot- You voiced kdomanski for 30 minutes. [02:14]
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mircea_popescu Nautiluscoin is cool because it incorporates everything learned about crypto so far, and its helmed by a famous fund manager / CNBC pundit << yeah, the max keiser string of scamcoins (keisercoin, auroracoin) all worked splendid. [02:15]
mircea_popescu defo needs more of the same. [02:15]
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bitcoinpete [02:17]
assbot Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins. [02:17]
bitcoinpete he won't shut up [02:17]
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mircea_popescu !up duduqa [02:22]
-assbot- You voiced duduqa for 30 minutes. [02:22]
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mircea_popescu fluffypony every god damned fucking noob does this. "oh, biggest ever" "let me tell you about my design" [02:22]
mircea_popescu insufficient humility in the english speaking space. [02:22]
bitcoinpete because the americans haven't produced anything for years [02:23]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: agreed - plus David Seaman is a special case [02:23]
bitcoinpete they're reduced to marketing and fiat finance. both of which are hot air [02:23]
bitcoinpete no one in the usa has been successful at anything other than talking in a generation [02:24]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00098935 = 15.6317 BTC [-] {2} [02:24]
bitcoinpete so they talk about shit like "With DigiShield, the difficulty is allowed to decrease in larger movements than it is allowed to increase from block to block. This keeps a blockchain from getting "stuck" i.e., not finding the next block for several hours following a major drop in the net hash of coin. It is all a balancing act. " [02:24]
bitcoinpete from the nautiluscoin site [02:24]
BingoBoingo bitcoinpete: I took a shit this morning... [02:25]
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bitcoinpete [02:26]
assbot Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins. [02:26]
fluffypony lol [02:26]
bitcoinpete "I don’t justify myself to random people. You asked me a question. I answered it." [02:26]
fluffypony bitcoinpete [02:27]
fluffypony you're missing the point [02:27]
fluffypony it's a "TRUE PROFESSIONAL COIN" [02:27]
fluffypony David said so [02:27]
bitcoinpete jeebus [02:28]
mircea_popescu bitcoinpete: yep <<< uh that didn't take so long... [02:28]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.421 = 2.105 BTC [+] [02:29]
mircea_popescu !up lobbes [02:30]
-assbot- You voiced lobbes for 30 minutes. [02:30]
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fluffypony mircea_popescu: yeah, been quite bummed out / annoyed over the last few days because of the way things went down, but meh, over it now [02:30]
mircea_popescu no one in the usa has been successful at anything other than talking in a generation << ouch. kinda unsettlingly truthy this [02:31]
bitcoinpete why ty [02:34]
mircea_popescu who is this seaman fellow anyway. [02:34]
benkay oi [02:34]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: he's a REPORTER because he has a podcast [02:34]
mircea_popescu i can't find anything in particular. is he like boxxy w/o tits ? [02:34]
benkay i've successfully derped, youse guise. [02:35]
mircea_popescu benkay please do not condescend @me by using a gender pronoun! [02:36]
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bitcoinpete [02:37]
assbot David Seaman | Podcaster / Writer / Journalist [02:37]
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fluffypony View count: 235 [02:38]
fluffypony he should sell ad space [02:38]
mircea_popescu oh come on. [02:39]
mircea_popescu [02:39]
assbot You can do Anything! - YouTube [02:39]
mircea_popescu "i posted a youtube and 1000 people have watched, so therefore i assume everyone has heard of me and admires my work" [02:39]
bitcoinpete he works for meagre, meagre tips [02:39]
mircea_popescu so then pay him. [02:39]
mircea_popescu how many trillions of his shitcoin does a btc buy ? [02:39]
fluffypony bitcoinpete: Total Received 0.32923659 BTC [02:40]
fluffypony plus he has to pay for dem LA lattes [02:40]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.42100222 = 2.526 BTC [+] {2} [02:42]
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bitcoinpete fluffypony: well if he lived in the uk, seaman could replace lattes with netflix, just like momma cpi said [02:46]
bitcoinpete [02:47]
assbot Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins. [02:47]
bitcoinpete aaaand seaman quit the convo [02:47]
bitcoinpete fun while it lasted [02:47]
fluffypony Twitter ragequit? [02:48]
fluffypony :-P [02:48]
bitcoinpete lol i do what i can [02:50]
bitcoinpete also, spotted a beauty comment on one of seaman's youtube vids: "There is another channel with the same name, but its probably somebody copying the original to get views!" [02:50]
bitcoinpete on a video with 2200 views... [02:50]
fluffypony lol [02:50]
fluffypony [02:51]
assbot How I created my own bitcoin-like currencyFast MoneyCommentary [02:51]
fluffypony [02:51]
fluffypony that's him creating Nautiluscoin [02:51]
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kakobrekla where is the joke here? [02:53]
fluffypony kakobrekla: what we want...nay, what we NEED is a cryptocurrency created by a CNBC contributor [02:54]
mike_c with a fleece vest [02:54]
fluffypony especially one that has a stabilisation fund [02:54]
kakobrekla ok, cause i was looking at the multi monitor setup and going hmm why doesnt he turn the side ones towards him and i couldnt find the joke [02:55]
fluffypony "One percent of Nautiluscoin was pre-mined and will be used to capitalize the NSF." [02:56]
bitcoinpete another foundation! [02:57]
bitcoinpete o, fund [02:57]
bitcoinpete same shit [02:57]
fluffypony lol [02:57]
kakobrekla anyone made a foundation fund yet? [02:57]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 180 @ 0.00300018 = 0.54 BTC [-] {4} [02:58]
fluffypony oh ffs [02:58]
fluffypony I suggested on Reddit that someone turn their Reddit bet into a BitBet bet [02:58]
fluffypony now I'm getting spam [02:58]
kakobrekla where are you getting spam [02:59]
fluffypony "I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of" [02:59]
fluffypony kakobrekla: on Reddit [02:59]
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bitcoinpete lol [02:59]
kakobrekla well, they do have css. [02:59]
fluffypony indeed [03:00]
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fluffypony [03:01]
fluffypony also apparently you become Black Moses by using the site [03:01]
mircea_popescu with a fleece vest < jewishmothercoin [03:16]
mircea_popescu "I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of" << lmao [03:16]
mircea_popescu tell them to leave comments on bitbet about it :D [03:16]
fluffypony hah hah [03:16]
mircea_popescu like an hero, without the blood [03:17]
fluffypony [03:17]
assbot Prediction: when the Chinese find out about Nautilus, thats when things will get crazy. Talk about investing safely in the US market... [03:17]
mircea_popescu must suck to work in the press. [03:17]
kakobrekla when the chinese find out about nautilus, bitcoin is illegal [03:17]
mircea_popescu i mean seriously, everyone is fixated on garbagemen and toilet plunger men [03:17]
fluffypony kakobrekla: logic eludes him [03:17]
mircea_popescu let me tell you something : plastic insulates from shit/fungus [03:18]
mircea_popescu there's no plasticwrap for the brain [03:18]
mircea_popescu why would "the chinese" want to invest in the us market anyway ? [03:18]
kakobrekla tell him to put his lifesaving 0.1 btc that he has onto a bet [03:18]
mircea_popescu better off playing craps. [03:18]
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kakobrekla i hope someone answered him 'patience is the key' [03:21]
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mircea_popescu ok those yahoo q's are pretty lulzy [03:21]
fluffypony lol [03:22]
fluffypony that last one is a serious wtf [03:22]
fluffypony aight, I'm out, night [03:25]
[]bot Bet created: Malala Yousafzai to win Peace Prize ( [03:26]
mircea_popescu mike_c [03:26]
assbot Pinterest worth $5 billion. For comparison, Yelp worth $4B, Groupon worth $4.1B, Twitter worth $19.7B today. [03:26]
mircea_popescu it is beyond me why one wouldn't get change for a million if buying all those plus whatsapp. [03:26]
mike_c yelp and groupon make money i think [03:27]
mike_c nope, i was wrong [03:27]
mircea_popescu yw. [03:27]
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assbot Beware "DarkCoin Statistics Software" tweets via dvesudbi .com. Windows trojan Malware.QVM03.Gen [03:27]
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mike_c well, if it makes you feel better, groupon used to be worth $18B :) [03:28]
mircea_popescu 30% ? what, is this a world w/o vat and sales tax ? [03:28]
mircea_popescu eat half their icecream when it gets there, then 1/4 of each bite they take. [03:29]
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assbot IACR Statement on Mass Surveillance [03:31]
mircea_popescu anyway, re the change for a million : [03:31]
assbot Major U.S. hedge funds sold 'momentum' Internet names in first-quarter| Reuters [03:31]
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artifexd kakobrekla: Bug fixed and confirmed as fixed. :) [03:36]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00099384 = 19.0817 BTC [+] {2} [03:39]
artifexd mircea_popescu: As per your request, bets placed notifications in this channel are limited to those that are 1BTC or larger. [03:40]
mircea_popescu cool. [03:40]
kakobrekla ;;rate artifexd 1 runs bitbet ircbot [03:42]
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jurov dem hedgehog funds [03:50]
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mircea_popescu ;;rate naphex 2 [04:01]
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gribble You rated user artifexd on Fri May 2 07:30:28 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Best story of a nick I ever heard.. [04:01]
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assbot hedgehog sex? - YouTube [04:03]
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mircea_popescu لهَوَى النّفُوسِ سَرِيرَةٌ لا تُعْلَمُ [04:25]
mircea_popescu curious if anyone maanges to translate that [04:25]
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mircea_popescu ;;eauth mircea_popescu [12:40]
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mircea_popescu << Volume (total) 2 shares ; Volume (7 days) 0 shares [12:42]
assbot 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious [12:42]
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assbot BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (93%) on Yes, 77.59 B (7%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`865 (100`000 to 1) [12:42]
mircea_popescu ;;ticker [12:42]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.89, Best ask: 448.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.49, 24 hour volume: 4121.22830484, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.67, 24 hour vwap: 448.863344347 [12:42]
mircea_popescu ;;calc 2 * 20 / 448.863344347 / (1007.93+77.5) [12:42]
gribble 8.2100164935e-05 [12:42]
mircea_popescu i would say that's roughly the proportion between predictious and bitbet : 8e-5 to 1 [12:43]
mircea_popescu somewhat reminiscent of zerohedge's humiliation last year [12:43]
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assbot ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [12:43]
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mircea_popescu [12:55]
assbot TIME magazine/.com invites me to write one article a week for them. "This is a platform, not a freelance assignment, so it is unpaid." HAHA [12:55]
mircea_popescu just in case you were doubting my sayings about journos. [12:55]
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fluffypony lol [12:57]
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fluffypony davout:) [12:57]
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davout hello [13:00]
Asa9 oh ty mp sir! [13:00]
mircea_popescu yw [13:00]
Asa9 how have you been, sir? [13:01]
mircea_popescu << apparently it's doggy's fave spot to hide in. [13:01]
mircea_popescu Asa9 i have been a bitch to deal with. you ? [13:01]
Asa9 lol! I'm in the process of moving to a new house I just bought. [13:01]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04276666 = 0.2566 BTC [+] {2} [13:02]
mircea_popescu fair enough. [13:02]
mircea_popescu who the fuck is pat burns, tat ? some athlete guy ? [13:02]
Asa9 Early in the morning here, so I thought i'd check out some fast chats :D [13:02]
mircea_popescu this shit's unreadable, omfg the derp. not your fault even, i imagine what the input material should have been like. [13:04]
mircea_popescu but speaking of altcoins, fluffypony why not just use altcoin for w/e wallet you were trying to do ? unlike vericoin or w/e, it's not going to be going anywhere and doesn't actually need anyone's approval/support. [13:04]
mircea_popescu or should i say anyone elses'. [13:05]
fluffypony well [13:05]
fluffypony the aim was to have a more general use altcoin remittance system [13:05]
mircea_popescu that's not telling me anything [13:05]
fluffypony the Vertcoin thing was a failed suggestion from people who thought it would be a good idea [13:05]
fluffypony but moving forward, since we're no longer bound to that [13:06]
fluffypony we can support ATC [13:06]
mircea_popescu what is the difference between "supporting atc" and vertcoin ? [13:06]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists. << you gotta stop saving on whores man. [13:07]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: we weren't just going to support Vertcoin, we were going to be exclusively Vertcoin for the first few months [13:07]
mircea_popescu exactly. [13:07]
mircea_popescu why aren't you anymore ? (because reddit sunk the vertcoin, i thought). why not move to atc, it can't be sunk by reddit. [13:08]
mircea_popescu is my reasoning here. [13:08]
fluffypony ah [13:08]
fluffypony well [13:08]
fluffypony the focus on Vertcoin wasn't just for shits and giggles, the idea was that the IPO would be a VTC-only IPO, so the focus on Vertcoin would also provide benefit to them [13:09]
moiety good morning! :D [13:09]
mircea_popescu fluffypony okay ? so ? [13:09]
mircea_popescu moiety hi there! [13:09]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: so what, have an ATC IPO? :-P [13:09]
moiety cazalla: good for you, stick at it and it will be worthwhile :D [13:09]
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mircea_popescu fluffypony if your ipo is atc only, it provides some benefit to atc. you can mine some, which puts you in the same position as if you had mined some vertcoin [13:10]
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mircea_popescu ;;later tell bingoboingo i am shocked, shocked i say, to find sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim available in the us. it's my first line against infection, it's very well tolerated and extremely cheap. yet well hated in the us, probably for these reasons. [13:11]
gribble The operation succeeded. [13:11]
fluffypony I know - but we've shelved the "big" IPO and raised a smaller amount privately, so the idea is that we're going to complete the product and bring it to market, and then if we feel it necessary we can always do a second round of funding to enable merchant acquisition [13:12]
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mircea_popescu ah. you gonna get pissy if i tell you the whole adventure simply displays a shocking lack of strategic competence on your team ? :D [13:12]
fluffypony no, you're right [13:13]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00099876 = 12.9839 BTC [+] [13:13]
fluffypony I got sold on the idea against my better instincts [13:13]
fluffypony and better judgement [13:13]
mircea_popescu use this bitchin' resource we got here. i know it's counterintuitive to just be plain about things, there's this deeply drilled in idea that business "must be sikrit". [13:13]
mircea_popescu nothing could be further from the truth, and this is experience not a guess. [13:14]
fluffypony the takeaway for me has been that there are precious few business people in this space, just a bunch of nerds that think running an ecommerce store == being a businessman [13:14]
mircea_popescu i can undersign that. [13:14]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: I know - it was all too haphazard and I didn't think things through or talk about them here [13:14]
fluffypony critical failures, but failures to learn from [13:15]
mircea_popescu in candor, i was sorta getting myself settled with popcorn to see how your thing will catastrophically fail by autumn. [13:15]
mircea_popescu lucky you, you failed early. [13:15]
fluffypony yep [13:15]
mircea_popescu anyone ever had elderberry flower cordial ? [13:16]
fluffypony yes! [13:16]
fluffypony they have it at one of the delis here, it's delicious [13:17]
mircea_popescu im making five gallons or so. [13:17]
fluffypony nom [13:17]
moiety I've had elderberry wine. i don't think this is the same [13:17]
mircea_popescu it's quite traditionally romanian/balkan, is the deli owner from like constanta ? [13:17]
mircea_popescu moiety might be this with alcohol added, or an entirely diff thing [13:17]
punkman elderberry wine uses the berries [13:18]
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punkman I don't think they usually add alcohol, just ferment as usual [13:18]
mircea_popescu a, that also works [13:18]
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punkman I'm gonna make some loquat juice today [13:19]
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mircea_popescu eriobotrya ? [13:20]
mircea_popescu that's great for bingo's womanly problems, it clears utis something fierce. [13:20]
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mircea_popescu !up Shakespeare [13:21]
-assbot- You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes. [13:21]
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Shakespeare wassup sluts [13:21]
punkman haven't tried juicing them before, but since I got so many [13:21]
mircea_popescu was just derping about your post. man that was painful to read. [13:21]
davout customers cocks [13:21]
Shakespeare just posted a blog update [13:21]
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Shakespeare well don't shoot the noob liveblogging messenger! [13:22]
Shakespeare pat Burnett [13:22]
Shakespeare dammit [13:22]
Shakespeare spellcheck [13:22]
Shakespeare pat byrne [13:22]
mircea_popescu "I got the impression that she is a savvy professional that has begun to wrangle in books that were previously lacking." finally. [13:22]
Shakespeare overstock [13:22]
mircea_popescu jody who ? [13:23]
Shakespeare dunno ill check later [13:23]
mircea_popescu anyway, the patrick byrne dood... he can't fucking read, derping about rousseau ? [13:23]
mircea_popescu rousseau could read. [13:23]
mircea_popescu i guess it's great for all these muppets that i don't tend to show up at these things. [13:24]
Shakespeare it was funny when hebspoke Chinese [13:24]
Shakespeare almost racist [13:24]
mircea_popescu why ? [13:24]
mircea_popescu that i read as the only + in there, at leastr man speaks chinese. [13:24]
fluffypony "I’d like to dual list on NASDAQ and the blockchain" [13:24]
fluffypony so like a 3PO but better? [13:25]
Shakespeare cuz he responding to a guy from china who wasn't speaking Chinese [13:25]
mircea_popescu jurov:"emerged from stealth" << am lolling with you here. [13:25]
mircea_popescu the implicit proposition is that they are already big but also new. [13:25]
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mircea_popescu as contradictiory and nonsensical as that may be, it's not intended for thinking people [13:25]
fluffypony I emerge from stealth every morning just btw [13:25]
mircea_popescu it's intended for overgrown kids. [13:25]
mircea_popescu Shakespeare oh. ouch. [13:25]
mircea_popescu wait. how can a guy from china not speak chinese ? [13:26]
mircea_popescu was byrne's chinese so bad the guy didn't even recognise it ? [13:26]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: I got the impression that he can speak English really well, so he asked the q in English [13:26]
mircea_popescu or did he use the wrong "chinese" [13:26]
fluffypony and the Byrne replied in Chinese [13:26]
mircea_popescu o o [13:26]
mircea_popescu that's impolite. [13:26]
fluffypony because *such impress* [13:26]
fluffypony especially to an English speaking audience [13:26]
mircea_popescu o boy. [13:26]
fluffypony from now on I'm responding to all questions asked here in Afrikaans [13:27]
mircea_popescu you know, judging by the average worldliness displayed by us folk you'd think that entire continent consists of one huge barn. wtf. [13:27]
fluffypony except my Afrikaans is rubbish [13:27]
mircea_popescu isn't that basically a dutch creole ? [13:27]
fluffypony yes [13:27]
mircea_popescu so then just speak mangled dutch [13:27]
fluffypony hah hah [13:27]
mircea_popescu >D [13:27]
fluffypony it's more guttural and a lot uglier sounding than Dutch [13:27]
mircea_popescu o.O [13:27]
mircea_popescu now how the fuck can something sound uglier than dutch [13:28]
fluffypony except I once heard a recording of some chick reading Afrikaans poetry, and it was beautiful [13:28]
mircea_popescu more... GUTTURAL !? [13:28]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: deep guttural G sound everywhere [13:28]
mircea_popescu is this afrikaans thing spoken by sharpening metal blades on rocks ? [13:28]
fluffypony lol [13:28]
davout speaking dutch with a mouth full of m&ms sounds more accurate [13:29]
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mircea_popescu davout hey, how come fanny never caught the irc bug [13:29]
davout what do i know :) [13:29]
davout also she hardly turns her computer on, she's too busy with her horse thing exams [13:30]
mircea_popescu a [13:30]
davout which is incidentally going pretty well [13:30]
mircea_popescu horse exams ;/ [13:30]
davout she did her first pro contest beginning of this weel [13:30]
davout *week [13:30]
mircea_popescu you just... jump on the horse and go. what exams! [13:30]
mircea_popescu jesus these people know how to take the fun out of anything [13:30]
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davout ended up in 4th position on 80 contestants [13:30]
mircea_popescu !up yulierawati [13:30]
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fluffypony "He said their hardware wallet had many more features than Trezor" [13:30]
mircea_popescu davout wow [13:30]
davout dat pride [13:30]
mircea_popescu she wasn't even that tiny, how the hell ? [13:30]
mircea_popescu wait, was it race or dressage [13:31]
davout like i tell her, the horse does all the work [13:31]
davout neither [13:31]
davout like jumping [13:31]
davout but with time taken into account as well [13:31]
davout it's like they sort contestants by fouls (like the bars that the horse touches and make fall) and then by time [13:32]
davout racing is for skinny midgets :D [13:32]
moiety punkman: what do loquats taste like? [13:33]
mircea_popescu ah [13:33]
moiety i don't like horse racing, when they fall D; [13:33]
davout moiety: at least it makes some butcher happy [13:33]
mircea_popescu moiety you don't always break the horse's leg on a fall. [13:33]
moiety do the fallen ones get eaten? [13:34]
mircea_popescu in general yo ushould be able to save it. [13:34]
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davout moiety: if they have something broken, i guess it depends on whether they were medicated [13:34]
moiety recently, there was a runaway horse that had no jockey and it banged into another one and they both had to be put down [13:34]
punkman moiety, I'd say it's kinda unique, a bit citrus-y, but I'm not good at describing such things [13:34]
mircea_popescu punkman "it tastes like woman with a career" [13:35]
davout yeah, horses are pretty fragile, they have thin legs compared to their weight, no wonder it breaks so easily [13:35]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.43509379 = 3.0457 BTC [+] {5} [13:35]
davout also some horses that could be saved simply aren't because it doesn't make economical sense [13:35]
fluffypony railzand pointed this out to me - [13:36]
assbot Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions [13:36]
punkman moiety: " a mix of peach, citrus and mild mango." [13:36]
mircea_popescu europe sits atop a lake of fine wine in which supernumerary purebreed horses are flung. [13:36]
moiety and they surprise them all the time too because the gaps after the hedges change, so if there is no jockey, they don't get warned early enough to jump [13:36]
fluffypony any thoughts? [13:36]
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moiety punkman: oh that sounds really nice actually [13:36]
mircea_popescu fluffypony how is it different from a repurposed yubikey ? [13:36]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: seems to be more squarely aimed at the "convenience" crowd [13:37]
fluffypony the widespread adoption pitch seems to be a popular one lately [13:37]
mircea_popescu ;;later tell cevidad vs [13:37]
gribble The operation succeeded. [13:37]
assbot Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions [13:37]
assbot Error | [13:37]
fluffypony "bringing it to the masses" [13:37]
mircea_popescu ;;seen cevidad [13:37]
gribble I have not seen cevidad. [13:37]
mircea_popescu shit. [13:37]
davout mircea_popescu: it's cedivad i reckon [13:37]
mircea_popescu ;;seen cedivad [13:38]
gribble cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: i actually have one, but i never really wrote about hashfast, or any other of my web-related experiences (i manage some really huge websites)... [13:38]
davout -> davidec [13:38]
mircea_popescu ;;later tell cedivad vs [13:38]
gribble The operation succeeded. [13:38]
assbot Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions [13:38]
assbot Error | [13:38]
mircea_popescu davout yeah, i used to know it, then someone perturbed me ;/ [13:38]
mircea_popescu now i misknow it [13:38]
mircea_popescu O WOE [13:38]
davout ;;tslb [13:38]
gribble Time since last block: 20 minutes and 1 second [13:38]
davout bitcoin, be faster [13:39]
mircea_popescu davout my bank reported a hold and payment i completed at like 4am monday after noon wednesday. [13:40]
mircea_popescu it's a societe generale subsidiary, too. i really would like to know how the fuck that worked. [13:41]
mircea_popescu "o he's a good guy, let's just give him three days' full credit" [13:41]
davout wat, you made a payment to someone at sg and it's stuck ? [13:46]
mircea_popescu no. i made a payment to someone, which went through, and it wasn't stuck. monday morning. [13:47]
mircea_popescu this was announced on my account however, after two full closes. [13:47]
mircea_popescu sort-of like you buy 1mn shares of apple today, hold them till monday, then sell them, and simply pocket the difference, without any capital exposure. [13:47]
davout i don't get it [13:49]
davout ok, the payment got reported later [13:49]
davout on wednesday, after being made on monday? [13:49]
mircea_popescu yes. [13:49]
davout do you know when it was received? [13:50]
mircea_popescu it's so unexpectedly absurd i can see why it'd be hard to grok. [13:50]
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mircea_popescu it was received on monday. [13:50]
davout same bank? [13:50]
mircea_popescu nope. [13:51]
davout they probably have two cut-offs for transfers and periodically synchronized web interface [13:51]
mircea_popescu no, this was their own direct interface. the non-web ms-dos looking thing. [13:52]
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davout the way banks handle dates is still shrouded in mystery to me [13:52]
mircea_popescu yeah but in this case i could have emptied my account and walked. at any point... tuesday. [13:53]
mircea_popescu or monday. or wed. [13:53]
davout just because it wasn't reported to you doesn't mean it wasn't taken into account wrt what you could still transfer out [13:53]
davout hypotheticals hypotheticals [13:54]
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davout for example, due to the way transferring btc out at BC works, you can have an executed transfer that's still marked as pending on the web interface [13:55]
mircea_popescu davout i tell you, it's not a matter of it being reported to me. cashier had no trace of it. [13:55]
mircea_popescu acct showed full amt. etc. [13:55]
davout weird [13:55]
davout sg subsidiary, fernch technology, who's to know [13:55]
davout and when is say fernch i mean fernch [13:56]
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davout on an unrelated note i'm buying a romanian made car today [13:58]
mircea_popescu ferhch lol [13:59]
mircea_popescu o, the duster ? [13:59]
davout fanny wants a duster, i'd rather pay for a sandero [13:59]
mircea_popescu davout anyway, the discussion was re "why are you not faster bitcoin" [14:00]
mircea_popescu ;;tslb [14:00]
gribble Time since last block: 2 minutes and 35 seconds [14:00]
mircea_popescu better than 3 days. [14:00]
davout o yea, bitcoin, the fastestest [14:00]
davout i'm off, these cars don't just buy themselves [14:00]
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bounce could use one of these: -- cool thingy, got kickstarter-funded august 2012. can you buy'em? in two online stores! well, only one, the other gives a page not found. and their own doesn't sell this one, it only sells the mk2. well, pre-orders for the mk2. which is on possible production problem hold. so, no, they really don't sell much of anything. [14:10]
assbot blink(1) | ThingM [14:10]
fluffypony lol [14:11]
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mircea_popescu bounce lol [14:19]
mircea_popescu i wonder how much of the us economy will move on that model. [14:20]
mircea_popescu it has a distinctively soviet flavour. "in our country you can buy anything yo ucan possibly wish for, on the cheap." [14:20]
mircea_popescu "god help you if you want running hot water" [14:20]
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mircea_popescu "violet blue ® @violetblue · 12m Tried to disable all Gmail Labs to try and eclipse the 707, but I get a Google server error message and can't save settings. Great." [14:22]
mircea_popescu i can't even make heads or tails of wtf she's on about. basically google has created a new breed of hermetic nonsense. [14:23]
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fluffypony "eclipse the 707" [14:33]
fluffypony is that sikrit kode? [14:33]
mircea_popescu no idea [14:33]
mircea_popescu [14:42]
assbot BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (73%) on Yes, 11.38 B (27%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 12 hours | weight: 16`539 (100`000 to 1) [14:42]
mircea_popescu the public hath spoken [14:42]
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chetty [15:06]
assbot Hypergraphia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [15:06]
chetty Think thats anyone we know?? [15:06]
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mircea_popescu lmao [15:15]
mircea_popescu chetty I COULD STOP AT ANY TIME I WANTED TO [15:15]
chetty mircea_popescu, of course you could :P [15:18]
mircea_popescu lol [15:19]
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punkman [15:42]
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mircea_popescu punkman you got a means to contact the chick ? [15:46]
mircea_popescu "0 backers pledged 0.00270000 Ƀ" lawl [15:46]
punkman [15:46]
assbot overview for anarkitty [15:46]
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mircea_popescu ? [15:46]
assbot Anarkitty [15:46]
punkman probably not [15:47]
mircea_popescu you got a reddit acct ? [15:47]
punkman nah [15:47]
punkman fluffypony does [15:48]
fluffypony lol [15:48]
mircea_popescu hey fluff, mind sending the girl a pm to come here ? [15:48]
mircea_popescu i think ima back her. [15:48]
fluffypony apparently I have hundreds [15:48]
fluffypony sure [15:48]
mircea_popescu danke. [15:48]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+] [15:48]
punkman I lol'd [15:49]
assbot is brought to you by Rothstein & Company Oil Rig Contractors Limited, a private limited company incorporated in the United Kingdom with Company Registration Number 08987618. [15:49]
punkman that gif [15:49]
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mircea_popescu lmaop [15:55]
fluffypony the whole HYIP thing is just circlejerky, bunch of people at the top making money [15:55]
fluffypony and the guys running the forums and the shill accounts too [15:55]
fluffypony it's kinda exactly like Warrior Forum and BHW :-P [15:55]
mircea_popescu they;re not really making money [15:55]
mircea_popescu unlike the wf/bhw/btctalk etc [15:56]
fluffypony I'm sure they get enough people to "invest" [15:56]
mircea_popescu no see this is the problem : petty crime is the dumbest thing you could possibly do. [15:56]
punkman yeah but those "investors" only have $0.50 [15:56]
mircea_popescu at least if you sling dope you get to have some fun [15:56]
mircea_popescu online fraud... meh. [15:56]
fluffypony it's like pirateat40 - Advanced Edition [15:57]
fluffypony just with smaller money [15:57]
fluffypony *moneys [15:57]
mircea_popescu hardly. [15:57]
mircea_popescu the cases where one strikes oil a la pirate are rare. [15:58]
mircea_popescu the thing works on the same econoimics as the spam "business". [15:58]
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fluffypony "LICENSED SCRIPT" [15:58]
fluffypony well that's a relief [15:58]
fluffypony for a moment I thought their script was unlicensed [15:58]
mircea_popescu < discussed there [15:59]
assbot And another one bites the dust : pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [15:59]
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[]bot Bet placed: 19.5 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (". Odds: 91(Y):9(N) by coin, 92(Y):8(N) by weight. Total bet: 1105.01619404 BTC. Current weight: 81,824. [16:01]
mircea_popescu o hey. [16:02]
fluffypony O.o [16:05]
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mircea_popescu ;;rated punkman [16:11]
gribble You rated user punkman on Sun Apr 13 18:38:02 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: New blood. [16:11]
Panadol_____ pankkake parseval_ paxtoncamaro91 Perlboy phf phish pigeons pizzaman1337 PsychoticBoy Pucilowski punkman [16:11]
mircea_popescu ;;rate punkman 1 Talent scout and secret agent. [16:11]
gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user punkman has changed from 1 to 1. [16:11]
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mircea_popescu [16:36]
assbot cosbycoin [16:36]
mircea_popescu "A video based conferencing technologies has been a great challenge for non-cooperating technologies. The video conferencing services are associated with configurations and compatibility. Some managed network services are now offered organizations continue their import voice based meetings and cloud based conferencing services that help individual executives. It is more reliability as well as ease of use. The cloud bas [16:36]
mircea_popescu ed type of conferencing services can provide a great return on investment ROI and help save time." [16:36]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 61 @ 0.02375773 = 1.4492 BTC [-] {8} [16:37]
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fluffypony what did I just read [16:42]
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fluffypony with all the redundancy, that blog post needs to RIP in pieces [16:43]
mircea_popescu yes. there would be indeed technology ? answer lies inside. [16:43]
fluffypony mircea_popescu be honest with us [16:44]
mircea_popescu return on investment roi. [16:44]
fluffypony this is the guy you're keeping to run S.LIMBS isn't it [16:44]
mircea_popescu lol [16:44]
mircea_popescu you gotta admire the good quality generator tho. [16:44]
fluffypony article rewriters seem to be getting a little better with time too [16:45]
pankkake I wonder, in how many years we won't be sure we are talking to/reading an human on the internet [16:45]
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pankkake the issue is that it just be a dumb human [16:46]
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fluffypony pankkake: cleverbot is already leading the way [16:46]
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mircea_popescu pankkake this is just a restatement of why you can't have "decentralised" stock exchanges. [16:46]
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mircea_popescu you trust the content based on it being signed by trustworthy sources. [16:46]
mircea_popescu !up jespern [16:46]
-assbot- You voiced jespern for 30 minutes. [16:46]
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mircea_popescu !up mumu [16:46]
-assbot- You voiced mumu for 30 minutes. [16:46]
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pankkake ahah, imagine a bot creating businesses [16:46]
mircea_popescu believe it or not it's actually being worked on. [16:46]
fluffypony pankkake: you could have an ARMY of trolls! [16:47]
pankkake my troll is handcrafted, we're not skimping on the quality [16:47]
mircea_popescu this is like the idea that buttcrafted shit is somehoiw better shit than mass produced shit. [16:47]
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fluffypony Etsy is the bane of my existence [16:48]
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fluffypony the wife sees stuff on it and is like "OMFG LOOK HOW AMAZING COZ HANDCRAFTED" [16:48]
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fluffypony and then 20 seconds of searching finds the same crap on banggood or aliexpress [16:48]
fluffypony "handmade" [16:48]
pankkake handmade… by a chinese [16:48]
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danielpbarron that sounds like "DACs" or whatever they are called (decentralized autonomous corporations a.k.a. scams) [16:50]
fluffypony The Future of Business (tm) [16:51]
mircea_popescu so it does. [16:52]
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mircea_popescu !up Shakespeare [17:07]
-assbot- You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes. [17:07]
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fluffypony !up Shakespeare [17:07]
fluffypony oh [17:07]
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mircea_popescu [17:07]
assbot BBC News - Bosnia and Serbia emergency after 'worst ever' floods [17:08]
mircea_popescu and I was complaining. [17:08]
Shakespeare ur gonna love this [17:08]
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Shakespeare When asked what one Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - Brock Pierce [17:08]
mircea_popescu wait, the guy has money to invest somehow now ? [17:08]
fluffypony we should get him to invest in S.OBVSKAM [17:08]
mircea_popescu wasn'ty he supposed to be a lawyer ? [17:08]
Shakespeare no he's the alleged peso dude [17:09]
Shakespeare pedo [17:09]
mircea_popescu o o [17:09]
mircea_popescu ahahahaha [17:09]
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assbot When asked what one #Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - /brockpierce via /Bitcoin_Assets [17:10]
TomServo lol [17:11]
mircea_popescu gotta love these people's show biz prior experience. [17:11]
mircea_popescu they know how to protect themselves and what to say. [17:11]
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TomServo His last post is a link to "Why Mastercoin Could Go to 1 BTC"... not going to read it, sorry. [17:12]
mircea_popescu Why The Sky May Contain A Pie, And Wherebouts Would It Be. [17:13]
jborkl Well we were better off with the sr and ml than peepee touchers [17:13]
mircea_popescu jborkl they. what do we care ? [17:13]
mircea_popescu not like WE're the ones going to hang out with the menagerie. [17:13]
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mircea_popescu well except for tat, who has an apparent penchant for stepping in sheit. [17:13]
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jborkl tat will never be the same [17:14]
mircea_popescu at least unlike nefario's lolference coupla years ago, these schmucks kinda know they don't belong in here. [17:14]
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jborkl well you know you make a really good point as always [17:15]
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fluffypony nubbins`: just in case you missed it, we've all spoken in your absence and decided we need #bitcoin-assets t-shirts made, plz make happen [17:15]
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mircea_popescu !up frothy [17:16]
-assbot- You voiced frothy for 30 minutes. [17:16]
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nubbins` hi friends [17:16]
nubbins` fluffypony i just got a ;;later tell about just that [17:16]
fluffypony exce-rent [17:16]
mircea_popescu frothy are you the pierced chick fluffy was gonna contact ? [17:17]
nubbins` [17:17]
assbot Lagwagon - May 16 - YouTube [17:17]
frothy nope [17:17]
mircea_popescu aok [17:17]
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fluffypony mircea_popescu: sent a msg, haven't had a reply [17:17]
mircea_popescu so who are you then [17:17]
nubbins` ^ i always feel good when i remember this song on this day [17:17]
frothy curious bystander [17:17]
mircea_popescu nubbins` how's life treatin ya ? [17:17]
nubbins` mp not bad, v busy these days [17:17]
nubbins` lotta projects on the go, not much free time for irc [17:18]
mircea_popescu better than hanging out all day like all teh other bums. [17:18]
nubbins` heh. well, to a point [17:18]
mircea_popescu :p [17:18]
nubbins` today tho, i plan on listening to music from my youth and drinking Krombacher [17:18]
nubbins` and not working [17:19]
fluffypony because you have those pesky t-shirts to design? [17:19]
fluffypony :-P [17:19]
nubbins` people keep mentioning t-shirts, but without any details XD [17:19]
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fluffypony nubbins`: witty remark on the front [17:20]
fluffypony cool bitcoin-assets logo-ish thing on the back [17:20]
fluffypony or the other way round [17:20]
nubbins` "the bee-dash-ay took my baby away?" [17:20]
nubbins` styled #b-a, of course [17:21]
fluffypony lol [17:21]
TomServo what about "too honest for a shady logo" [17:21]
nubbins` "too drunk to fuck" [17:22]
fluffypony maybe we should come up with a couple and then put it to a gpg signed vote [17:22]
mircea_popescu someone had a kickass idea these days about a b-a shirt [17:22]
mircea_popescu but i forgot wtf it was [17:22]
nubbins` wait, no, that's a dead kennedys song. [17:22]
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nubbins` mircea_popescu thank dog for the log! [17:23]
nubbins` ...actually that's not bad right there [17:23]
mircea_popescu ya srsly. [17:23]
mircea_popescu :D [17:23]
fluffypony lol [17:23]
fluffypony as long as we don't end up with "thank doge" due to a misprint [17:23]
nubbins` i don't make misprints :D [17:23]
nubbins` actually, that's a lie. we have a box full of misprinted shirts that we use for test prints [17:24]
nubbins` when too covered in ink, we cut 'em up for cleaning rags [17:24]
nubbins` nothing wasted! [17:24]
nubbins` anyway, fun times these days. we had a big show on the 4th [17:26]
nubbins` lotta art got sold, lotta live music got listened to [17:26]
nubbins` i got drunker than i planned, smoked a ton of drugs, and still managed to not lose track of the money [17:27]
mircea_popescu o hey wd. [17:27]
mircea_popescu lol bitch got money on her mind. [17:27]
fluffypony dat skillz [17:27]
nubbins` yah [17:27]
nubbins` the Square app + credit card reader helped a lot [17:27]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00711996 = 0.1068 BTC [+] {2} [17:27]
nubbins` it lets ya track cash sales too [17:27]
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TomServo nubbins`: does that still have no fees? [17:28]
nubbins` 2.75% i think [17:28]
nubbins` standard cc fee [17:28]
nubbins` oh started making plans for yoorup vacation too [17:28]
nubbins` france+netherlands+germany [17:29]
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nubbins` oh hey, someone interviewed vexual [17:35]
nubbins` [17:35]
assbot Strange Guy Interviewed - YouTube [17:35]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.031389 = 0.2825 BTC [-] [17:36]
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mircea_popescu i forget, what was theymos' real name ? [17:38]
nubbins` don't think i ever knew it [17:38]
nubbins` Steve Spiros? [17:39]
jborkl Gavin Andresen: Rising Transaction Fees Could Price Poor Out of Bitcoin [17:39]
nubbins` fun fact, poor people don't own btc [17:41]
jborkl yeah, kinda a logic loop fail there on Gavins part [17:41]
nubbins` "paying 50 cents to move $10k worth of currency could price poor out of bitcoin" [17:43]
mircea_popescu actually, i pay 2-5 dollars on a regular basis for 10-100k worth of btc. [17:43]
nubbins` "I can't afford these transaction fees," tweeted Steve Spiros from his iPhone 5S [17:43]
mircea_popescu i don't see the problem with it. and i do not see what business children / poor people have in bitcoin. [17:43]
mircea_popescu money is not for children, money is for adults. school and , in some jurisdictions, cock sucking is for children. [17:44]
jborkl western union charging $20 to send $400 seems to work for poor people all the time [17:44]
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nubbins` jborkl YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE [17:48]
nubbins` brb popping 3 doors down to have a beer with the hippies [17:48]
pankkake I'm a cheap ass, I almost always send zero fee [17:49]
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mike_c ascii's been quiet lately. must be working hard! [18:08]
mike_c cardano needs more power! [18:08]
mike_c (yes, a tim allen reference) [18:09]
thestringpuller the cardano lives [18:09]
thestringpuller YES IT IS ALIVE [18:09]
thestringpuller mike_c what's the action? where da work at? [18:09]
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mike_c who knows man, i am drowning in fucking shell scripts. [18:09]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.00616993 = 0.1851 BTC [+] {4} [18:10]
thestringpuller yum bash scripts [18:10]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00099361 = 10.6813 BTC [-] [18:10]
mike_c sed 's/me working/hire someone/g' [18:10]
midnightmagic mikaeldice_ mike_c MiningBuddy- mircea_popescu mius mixdio [18:10]
mircea_popescu mike_c afaik he was moving. [18:10]
mike_c ah, to the new labratory [18:11]
bounce shell scripts != bash scripts [18:11]
mike_c boratory [18:11]
mircea_popescu course that was like a week ago [18:11]
mike_c ;;google laboratory [18:11]
gribble Laboratory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Argonne National Laboratory: ; Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory: [18:11]
benkay [18:11]
assbot I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee [18:11]
benkay poor fucker needs bitcoin ads [18:11]
benkay pff mike_c you need bash horsepower? [18:12]
mike_c haha "possibly homeless. i fear i lose my internet" [18:13]
mike_c glad to see he has priorities [18:13]
punkman $1600 rent [18:13]
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benkay well his priorities are mad fucked. [18:13]
mike_c benkay: you're the one who told me to write this shit myself instead of use ansible. i blame you. [18:13]
punkman ansible is awesome [18:14]
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benkay i could write it for you man [18:14]
punkman except the YAML part [18:14]
mike_c i have this thing where i don't trust anyone to setup my servers except me. i should get over it, but i haven't yet. [18:15]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 69 @ 0.00611448 = 0.4219 BTC [-] {4} [18:16]
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mircea_popescu you shouldn't get over it [18:17]
mircea_popescu but you will. [18:17]
punkman mice_c, if you got a good recipe, I can turn the thing into an ansible script. I don't trust myself to come up with the recipe though. [18:17]
mike_c i'll keep that in mind punkman. i've still got a couple more server types to get through. [18:19]
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benkay what are you building out, mike_c ? [18:19]
HeySteve2 some good scambusting here: [18:19]
assbot LSM Labs: A Poorly-Veiled Scam » CryptoCoinsNews [18:19]
mike_c normal webstack. just a little more robust and scalable than usual. [18:20]
mircea_popescu lsm labs ?! [18:21]
mircea_popescu what were the other labs, ratlabs ? [18:21]
TomServo butterfly labs? :) [18:22]
mircea_popescu "You will be required to register to Bitcoin Talk and other forums and start conversations on our products. We will advise you what you will need to say.  You will need to create 5 accounts for us on bitcoin talk to start with (this takes 7 days to be active). Then I will instruct you on what else needs to be completed." [18:22]
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HeySteve2 yeah Samuel did a piece on BFL [18:23]
assbot We Need to Talk About Butterfly Labs [18:23]
HeySteve2 sent him to the trilema link to help his research [18:23]
mircea_popescu HeySteve2 link me to twitter of that story ? [18:24]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0768859 = 0.3075 BTC [-] [18:24]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.076886 = 2.3066 BTC [+] {3} [18:25]
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mircea_popescu nm, found it. and also, why the fuck does the page load > 150 elements ? [18:25]
mircea_popescu time for a trim, seriously. [18:25]
HeySteve2 um yeah, I don't tweet much. not sure how to link to a tweet [18:26]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07688633 = 1.1533 BTC [+] {4} [18:26]
mircea_popescu [18:26]
assbot LSM Labs: A Poorly-VeiledScam [18:26]
HeySteve2 oh right, the date, got it [18:26]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.076886 = 0.2307 BTC [-] {2} [18:27]
assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.00051 = 0.51 BTC [+] [18:27]
mircea_popescu about when will mpoe-pr come back : [18:27]
assbot The forum and its implementation. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [18:27]
benkay wow the migration's in full effect [18:30]
benkay to argentina, i mean. [18:31]
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mircea_popescu [18:43]
assbot Argentine National Anthem (English Subtitled) - YouTube [18:43]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00099438 = 8.85 BTC [+] [18:43]
mircea_popescu ¡Oíd, mortales!, el grito sagrado: [18:45]
mircea_popescu ¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad! [18:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 70 @ 0.07688705 = 5.3821 BTC [+] {4} [18:47]
thestringpuller that post didn't answer the question [18:48]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.0778631 = 9.3436 BTC [+] {8} [18:48]
thestringpuller But i do like the conclusion [18:49]
thestringpuller here is no need for social media [18:49]
mircea_popescu which question ? [18:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.078 = 2.574 BTC [+] [18:50]
thestringpuller THE QUESTION [18:51]
thestringpuller I don't even know the question [18:51]
mircea_popescu aok. [18:51]
thestringpuller you're making me want to start a blog! [18:52]
mircea_popescu make it a good one. [18:52]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14791 @ 0.00099424 = 14.7058 BTC [-] {2} [18:53]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.078 = 0.234 BTC [+] [18:54]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2018 @ 0.00012064 = 0.2435 BTC [-] {2} [18:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share [19:03]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00099336 = 57.2175 BTC [-] [19:04]
mircea_popescu [19:08]
assbot Bitcoin Mining Rigs 3: Mine Hard With a Vengeance - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - [19:08]
mircea_popescu i lolled [19:08]
mircea_popescu fluffypony that one of your rigs ? [19:08]
fluffypony no [19:08]
fluffypony that's a piece of shelving [19:09]
mircea_popescu that's what i meant, the metal [19:10]
fluffypony nope, that's literally some shitty shelving from the hardware store [19:10]
fluffypony with cable ties [19:10]
mircea_popescu ah ok [19:10]
fluffypony [19:10]
assbot Product Pics - Imgur [19:11]
mike_c but does it work just as well :D [19:11]
mircea_popescu this is so lulzy [19:11]
mircea_popescu "can't use ice like that, it causes condensation [19:11]
fluffypony mike_c: yes, but definitely not as solid or wife friendly [19:11]
mircea_popescu "well ok, wrap the cup in a towel. condensation problem... no longer immediately visible" [19:11]
mircea_popescu forum engineeering. [19:11]
fluffypony LOL [19:11]
mircea_popescu fluffypony ah i see. yeah. [19:12]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07895 = 0.3948 BTC [+] [19:13]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07895 = 0.8685 BTC [+] [19:14]
mike_c that site is awesome [19:14]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.07984431 = 2.9542 BTC [+] {5} [19:15]
mircea_popescu it's not bad. course it's a layer of lulz, just as much a satire of its authors intent as of early forum fucktardery. [19:15]
mike_c well, i meant that post specifically. those garage pics are great [19:16]
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mircea_popescu fo sho [19:16]
mircea_popescu << dec 2013, trying to sell this idea that you can't really sell bitcofins. [19:16]
assbot Easy like Sunday morning - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - [19:16]
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mircea_popescu meanwhile may 2014, people have the reverse problem : can't really buy. [19:16]
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chetty DOJ: Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners [19:19]
mircea_popescu [19:20]
kakobrekla [19:20]
kakobrekla this was YAH on glbse iirc [19:20]
kakobrekla bah [19:21]
kakobrekla wrong pic [19:21]
kakobrekla [19:21]
kakobrekla thos one [19:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00414925 = 0.1245 BTC [-] {2} [19:21]
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cgcardona good morning o/ [19:21]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla yeah i think you're right [19:22]
mircea_popescu [19:22]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0799 = 1.3583 BTC [+] [19:23]
mircea_popescu [19:23]
mircea_popescu [19:23]
mircea_popescu [19:24]
jborkl mircea_popescu : is there a public price and volume record of S.MPOE available? [19:24]
mircea_popescu i hope i've fixed everyone's productivity. [19:24]
mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe [19:24]
assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009876 / 0.00099394 / 0.00099934 (766871 shares, 762.23 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00095539 / 0.00101 (5998711 shares, 5,731.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094532 / 0.00101 (24007139 shares, 22,694.47 BTC) [19:24]
mircea_popescu like that ? [19:24]
jborkl historic [19:24]
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mircea_popescu not unless you've been watching the reported vwap [19:24]
mircea_popescu if memory serves mike_c was keeping some data on his blog [19:25]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07996258 = 0.3199 BTC [+] [19:25]
mircea_popescu [19:25]
jborkl ok that answered it, I will just start from now [19:25]
assbot S.MPOE Analysis - Btc Alpha [19:25]
mircea_popescu you can prolly grep the logs for "[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D" it's called often enough [19:26]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.08003223 = 2.0808 BTC [+] {4} [19:26]
mike_c jborkl: kakobrekla sells that data. [19:26]
mircea_popescu oh and a special one for pankkake [19:26]
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jborkl ah ok [19:27]
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mike_c if you're looking for full historicals. [19:27]
kakobrekla no data is free, you pay for the protocol [19:27]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08106296 = 0.1621 BTC [+] [19:28]
kakobrekla you can parse it from irc and or logs [19:28]
kakobrekla bbl [19:28]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08199916 = 1.968 BTC [+] {4} [19:30]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-] [19:30]
mike_c well, if kakobrekla doesn't mind i'm happy to give you a dump then. i've got them all in a database. [19:31]
jborkl cool, that will work [19:32]
mircea_popescu not bad also [19:32]
assbot Bitcoiner or cult leader? - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - [19:32]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.082 = 0.164 BTC [+] {2} [19:36]
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mircea_popescu !up foodies [19:36]
-assbot- You voiced foodies for 30 minutes. [19:36]
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foodies multumesc tizule [19:37]
foodies si nu ma refer la assbot [19:37]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00099004 = 9.0589 BTC [-] [19:37]
mircea_popescu it starts by making sense or it gets the hose again. [19:37]
mike_c multumesc! the only romanian word i know. 'thank you', right? [19:38]
foodies yup [19:38]
mircea_popescu mike_c tizule would be the vocative of tiz which denotes someone with the same given name. [19:38]
mike_c interesting. but slow down here, if I become multilingual i get kicked out of the US. [19:40]
mircea_popescu i wouldn't worry, you're getting kicked out of the us anyway. [19:40]
mike_c maybe i'll kick them out and i'll stay. [19:40]
chetty mike_c, And thats a bad thing? [19:40]
mircea_popescu that's the domain of the childless. [19:40]
foodies lol muricans [19:41]
mike_c chetty: grandparents get upset if you take their grandchildren to another continent. [19:41]
chetty they can go too ya know [19:42]
mike_c have you ever spoken to old people? :) [19:42]
mircea_popescu i don't think she does much of that :D [19:42]
chetty no, I don't talk to myself much [19:42]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.082 = 1.23 BTC [+] {2} [19:42]
pankkake mircea_popescu: weirldly enough, feet is not on my fetish list. it's certainly too mainstream [19:43]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.082 = 4.92 BTC [+] {4} [19:43]
mircea_popescu oh it was bellybutton lint was it [19:43]
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pankkake a nice, somewhat deep, round, bellebutton [19:44]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.08337527 = 5.9196 BTC [+] {7} [19:44]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00098953 = 25.1341 BTC [-] {3} [19:44]
mircea_popescu [19:44]
assbot Bitcoin: Women and Children Last - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - [19:44]
pankkake defitively no outies [19:44]
mircea_popescu possibly the most selfparodying thing on [19:45]
mircea_popescu sounds like a 15yo writer is trying to fit in. [19:45]
mircea_popescu "Bitcoin, viewed from the outside, seems to be vastly white, male, and very loudly libertarian. This is possibly just a result of a wider problem in the tech world [...]" etc [19:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 129 @ 0.08935059 = 11.5262 BTC [+] {9} [19:45]
mircea_popescu being white, male and libertarian is a problem now. [19:45]
pankkake I'm actually surprised by the lack of libertarians [19:45]
mircea_popescu cause you know, we all wanna be black women working for the govt. [19:45]
pankkake well, on bitcointalk and whatever [19:46]
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pankkake and, interestingly, while my encounters with bitcoiners and libertarians have been both hugely male (or females with "male personalities"), the races have been fairly diverse [19:49]
fluffypony yeah [19:49]
pankkake I suppose racism still sells more than sexism [19:49]
fluffypony the "no women in IT" thing has been done for ages [19:49]
artifexd pankkake: Can you make penguirker display the total in bitcoin and whether it was a sell or a buy? Something like "Buy 4882.0000 ATC @ 0.00000220 BTC [0.01074040BTC]" [19:50]
pankkake well, I kinda hoped mod6 would make his bot work :p [19:51]
pankkake I find the sell/buy thing weird. for bitcoin-central I show wether it's up or down from prev trade, like assbot [19:51]
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pankkake but perhaps it has a psychological sense [19:52]
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moiety pankkake: females with "male personalities" << ?? [19:53]
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mike_c well, it is different info. you can have consecutive buys that are dropping in price if the spread is moving. [19:53]
pankkake moiety: for examples females that usually prefer the company of males [19:54]
mircea_popescu um. those'd be female personality females. [19:55]
mircea_popescu male personality females'd prefer the company of females. right ? [19:55]
moiety i thought you meant females masquerading as males [19:56]
pankkake as friends, not as sexual partners [19:56]
pankkake ahah, no [19:56]
mircea_popescu "I walk in and a group of people are already sitting at a long table. I say hi and hover for a second, determining where to sit. Entirely uninvited, and before I even have a chance to react, one guy proceeds to grab me by the waist and pull me into an awkward, grope-y side hug next to him on the bench. To reiterate, I’ve never met this man in my life. I try giving him the benefit of the doubt and make some quip about [19:56]
mircea_popescu his being a friendly sort, but it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly when he puts his hand on my leg and leaves it there until I squirm uncomfortably." [19:56]
mircea_popescu dude srsly. [19:56]
mircea_popescu this poor woman. [19:56]
assbot This is what it's like to be a woman at a Bitcoin meetup - Arianna Simpson [19:56]
mike_c old news :) you even commented on that post a while ago [19:57]
pankkake except those guys will do it to a male too. I don't like it either but I'm not going to blog about it [19:57]
pankkake not that hard to make it known you don't like it [19:57]
mircea_popescu mike_c hm, did i totally blank it out ? link ? [19:57]
mike_c you did. your comment is still there [19:57]
mircea_popescu pankkake you telling me some dude grabbed you by the waist at some event ? [19:58]
chetty geeze, enough with putting people in groups - wtf it matters male/female at a btc meetup? [19:58]
pankkake plenty of people will grab, touch, whatever [19:58]
mircea_popescu ah. her image *still* doesn't load. [19:58]
mike_c [19:58]
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thestringpuller chetty do you even leave your cave? [19:59]
thestringpuller lolol [19:59]
thestringpuller <3 [19:59]
mircea_popescu i never read it before. i was just looking for the pic. [19:59]
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chetty thestringpuller, hey I was at the first romanian btc conference! [20:00]
thestringpuller o rly? [20:00]
mircea_popescu yea, she was there. [20:01]
chetty and just an fyi, the only female engineer in biggish corp for years - its not realy a big deal, these women are whiners [20:02]
fluffypony chetty: did you accidentally an "as" [20:02]
mircea_popescu ". Since Bitcoin is still so new, we have the rare opportunity to get onboard before the ship has sailed, becoming knowledgeable before a vast majority of people have ever even heard of it. " [20:03]
mircea_popescu ahaha fat fucking chance. [20:03]
mircea_popescu "Learning about it now, instead of trying to play catch-up as it often seems like we are in terms of women in STEM fields, programming, or traditional finance, will surely reap great benefits." this is so true, yet so hopeless. [20:03]
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fluffypony shame [20:04]
moiety if she loves bitcoin so much why is she making everyone out to be creeps? afaik you get creeps at all kinds of gatherings and she'd have a better chance of me even getting to the end of the article if she didn't sound so retarded while whinging [20:04]
fluffypony moiety: clearly she's never gone to an IRC meet [20:04]
fluffypony although I haven't dared go to one since the 90s [20:04]
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moiety i haven't been to any [20:04]
moiety but i'm not about to assume that every person is the same [20:04]
mike_c we ganging up on arianna? she got groped at the meetup. that seems like a legitimate beef to me. [20:05]
mircea_popescu moiety on a plain reading on that article, it'd be because they were creeps. [20:05]
moiety she is doing to other people what she doesn't want done to herself [20:05]
mircea_popescu i gather she refused further media exposure for the sake of not driving the creep image. [20:05]
fluffypony mike_c: I don't think we were ganging up on her [20:06]
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kakobrekla fluffypony i have been to a few, dunno why are you having issues with the meets. [20:06]
kakobrekla or maybe im a part of that werido group [20:06]
moiety mike_c: its a legit gripe to be felt up but not to label all as gropers [20:06]
mircea_popescu mike_c tbh having actually read the thing nao, it doesn't seem she's beefing, and moreover the entire feminist/sexism/what have you apparatus is useless and inadequate. [20:06]
fluffypony kakobrekla: tech IRC meets !== IRC meets [20:06]
mircea_popescu adult woman got stuck among a bunch of weirdo kids. [20:06]
mike_c kakobrekla: you care if i publish s.mpoe trade history that I got from your feed? [20:06]
mircea_popescu weirdo activities ensued. [20:06]
fluffypony kakobrekla: like a bitcoin-assets meet would definitely not be the same as a #sex meet :-P [20:06]
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kakobrekla mike_c not really, as i said, data is free, you pay for delivery [20:07]
mircea_popescu fluffypony because people at a #sex met would imagine they've got an in already with anyone present ? [20:07]
mike_c ok [20:07]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: exactly [20:07]
mike_c jborkl: here you go. [20:07]
mircea_popescu all i can say is ew. [20:07]
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mircea_popescu moiety honestly i dun see such labelling [20:09]
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jborkl thank you mike_c [20:10]
moiety i probably shouldn't have ranted second half is sort of different [20:10]
moiety i still dont like the title though [20:10]
mircea_popescu you can rant, it's allowed :) [20:10]
fluffypony moiety: I hear your point, though, and I agree [20:11]
mircea_popescu yeah i can attest the title is inept. it + the context + the missing image when mike_c linked it first ensured i wasn't going to read it. [20:11]
mircea_popescu it got a 2nd shot once buttderp guy linked it, but it could just as well not have. [20:11]
moiety i just really don't like such sweeping statements and i feel she contradicts herself a bit in this article [20:13]
mircea_popescu you ever been to a bitcoin event btw ? [20:13]
fluffypony moiety wouldn't without her manul [20:14]
moiety i haven't actually, scotland is rather sparse for these things and i missed London [20:14]
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mircea_popescu [20:15]
moiety but if i turned up to one and someone did that i wouldn't sit and squirm and complain abut it later, i'd say, wanna get off my leg please, kthx [20:15]
assbot For the love of toes. (Warning, topless women). [20:15]
mircea_popescu omfg i've just been groped on twitter [20:15]
kakobrekla a year in this room turns any bitcoin conf into noobfest [20:15]
mircea_popescu moiety well what if you kinda liked them [20:15]
moiety then its not entirely creeping is it? [20:16]
fluffypony kakobrekla: werd [20:16]
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kakobrekla you are better off staying home [20:16]
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fluffypony BingoBoingo:) [20:18]
moiety kakobrekla: just as well, i don't seem to go anywhere [20:18]
kakobrekla high five! [20:19]
moiety THOUGH! i have had some good news! I think i found a roof :D [20:19]
moiety (with walls and floors and everything!) [20:19]
kakobrekla you moving? [20:19]
moiety ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it [20:20]
fluffypony sex weeks [20:20]
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fluffypony ... [20:20]
moiety woke up this morning to an email asking if i would like to view a place i enquired about :D [20:20]
moiety SIX** omg [20:20]
moiety six [20:20]
kakobrekla six sex? [20:20]
fluffypony !b6 [20:20]
fluffypony ffs [20:20]
kakobrekla fail [20:20]
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moiety omg please dont bash that [20:20]
kakobrekla omg please bash that. [20:20]
pankkake !b 12 [20:20]
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moiety pankkake! [20:21]
pankkake not enough [20:21]
moiety i am so red now you wouldn't believe [20:21]
pankkake !b 30 [20:21]
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kakobrekla lmao [20:21]
kakobrekla anyway, going far moiety ? [20:21]
moiety and i did it again, ijust said please bash that and i meant DONT bash that ffs shoot me now [20:21]
mircea_popescu you are better off staying home << kako is developing an ideology here [20:21]
kakobrekla :D [20:22]
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kakobrekla how else am i going to keep you all connected to irc [20:22]
moiety no just back to my home town [20:22]
mircea_popescu ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it << now we know how she's making rent. [20:22]
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mircea_popescu moiety> i am so red now you wouldn't believe << aww! sokay hon, it's just a freudian sleep. [20:23]
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moiety lol! [20:24]
moiety i swear you could toast things onmy face right now [20:24]
mircea_popescu there there. [20:24]
mircea_popescu anyone read lunes de fiel ? [20:24]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim is still in the US and dirt cheap here. UK's the ones who banned it. Then again this is the third antibiotic so far. [20:26]
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mircea_popescu herp. [20:26]
mircea_popescu this should prolly have a limit. [20:27]
fluffypony heh [20:28]
Duffer1 b all [20:29]
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Duffer1 :P [20:29]
fluffypony Duffer1: mornings/afternoons as it may be [20:29]
BingoBoingo !b 31337 [20:29]
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BingoBoingo ^ limit [20:29]
Duffer1 hello [20:29]
moiety kakobrekla: please dont add them! [20:29]
BingoBoingo moiety: I thought this waas lampelina business [20:30]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo lampelina has been working on this business for sex weeks. [20:30]
moiety lampelina: please don't add them! [20:30]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Ah. [20:30]
moiety lol oh dear, i'm not going to live this one down am i [20:31]
benkay !b 1/0 [20:31]
mircea_popescu moiety you know when your older brothers are picking on you tis better to pretend like you jus don care. [20:31]
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mircea_popescu !b [20:32]
assbot xkcd: Exploits of a Mom [20:32]
moiety i make the worst typos, i should be used to it [20:32]
thestringpuller BingoBoingo: How does end of June look for you? [20:32]
BingoBoingo thestringpuller: I'm not sure yet. I'm assuming rather busy. [20:33]
thestringpuller ah [20:33]
thestringpuller The way of life [20:33]
* lampelina has nothing to do with mentioned [20:34]
benkay a lampelina? [20:35]
mircea_popescu o she lives! hai! [20:35]
lampelina hai! [20:35]
mircea_popescu so what ARE you doing atm ? kako is always obscure on the topic. [20:35]
mircea_popescu some sort of b-a website overhaul ? [20:35]
lampelina I'm having dinner at the moment [20:35]
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kakobrekla i think she is still butthurt over the dishes thingy [20:36]
lampelina ? [20:36]
mircea_popescu dishes ?! [20:36]
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BingoBoingo thestringpuller: Yeah, sometime in the next couple months there's going to be surgery to pin some delicate glands into place so they never get tangled again. Once that happens I'll probably be less than portable for a while. [20:36]
benkay so very weirdly, my irc client refuses to autocomplete lampelina [20:36]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo your... your glands got tangled ?! [20:36]
kakobrekla yeah, i told the story in romania. [20:36]
thestringpuller ouch :( [20:36]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, the left one twisted. [20:37]
thestringpuller sounds like testicular torsion [20:37]
BingoBoingo Yeah, twas untwisted in the ER [20:37]
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mircea_popescu ? [20:37]
assbot Time is Testicle [20:37]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo wait, when was this ? [20:37]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, I'm not that unfortunate schmuck. [20:38]
BingoBoingo It was the first Sunday in May [20:38]
mircea_popescu wow sucks dood. [20:38]
mircea_popescu i hope she was worth it. [20:38]
thestringpuller this will forever remind me of Venture Brothers [20:39]
benkay mike_c: from another channel: " nijotz: It begins, I've inserted an ipdb into ansible' [20:39]
benkay " [20:40]
BingoBoingo Eh, worse things could have happened. The ultrasound could have said I was fucked. [20:40]
mircea_popescu isn't this how myspace was born ? [20:40]
pankkake was there a discussion about ansible ? [20:41]
mircea_popescu in logz [20:41]
pankkake I'm certainly looking for *sane* configuration management systems (and obviously, not written in ruby) [20:42]
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mircea_popescu hey, anyone here knows about those voice servers gameplayers use ? [20:43]
kakobrekla ventrilo and teamspeak ? [20:44]
moiety ive heard of mumble and teamspeak [20:44]
pankkake mumble! [20:44]
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kakobrekla i have none [20:44]
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kakobrekla i used both years ago [20:44]
fluffypony pankkake: I can only speak of ansible with the highest regard inasmuch as I have seen/worked with it as implemented by a sysadmin (who I consider to be among the most savvy *nix admins I've ever known) of mine on a project last year [20:45]
mircea_popescu yes [20:45]
benkay gpg phone system? [20:45]
benkay GPG PHONE SYSTEM [20:45]
mircea_popescu so anyone got a server running/want to set me one up ? [20:45]
fluffypony ooooh [20:45]
fluffypony bitcoin-assets teamspeak? [20:45]
kakobrekla you dont want that [20:46]
pankkake fluffypony: good. these things need to be approved by bearded sysadmins, not macbook developers :p [20:46]
mircea_popescu well, trilema the rift guilt teamspeak [20:46]
fluffypony pankkake: exactly :) [20:46]
benkay what do you guys have against hipster?! [20:46]
pankkake benkay: gpg would probably introduce too much latency [20:46]
benkay hipsters* [20:46]
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pankkake benkay: nothing, as long as they are all burned [20:46]
fluffypony hah hah [20:47]
benkay pankkake: gpg just for identifying ownership of endpoints [20:47]
fluffypony throw the hipster down the well [20:47]
fluffypony so my country can be free [20:47]
benkay what is even a hipster [20:47]
pankkake haha [20:47]
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benkay no seriously [20:48]
benkay what is a hipster [20:48]
fluffypony benkay: [20:48]
assbot How to Be a Hipster: 28 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow [20:48]
pankkake if it was easy to define I wouldn't hate them so much [20:49]
benkay so a shibboleth [20:49]
benkay what's wrong with tailored pants? [20:49]
benkay and being blind? [20:49]
fluffypony "If you do eat meat, you must assert that choice as a cynical transcendence of vegetarians' futile attempts to save the world." [20:49]
benkay the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things [20:49]
Naphex mircea_popescu: use mumble instead of TS [20:49]
Naphex much better [20:49]
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pankkake trying to install murmur (the mumble server), it wants to install a bunch of Qt dependencies :/ [20:50]
benkay that's fucking retarded fluffypony i want my minute and a half back [20:50]
mircea_popescu Naphex either one i dn care [20:51]
fluffypony benkay: it was like the third link on Google, I was trying to do your job for you [20:51]
fluffypony :-P [20:51]
benkay i'm not asking for retards opinions about what a hipster is [20:51]
fluffypony ;;ud hipster [20:51]
gribble | Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation  ... [20:51]
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mircea_popescu !up Quanttek [20:52]
-assbot- You voiced Quanttek for 30 minutes. [20:52]
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mike_c benkay: lol ipdb :) ansible had to be too good to be true. [20:52]
benkay is this a bare metal thing, mike_c ? [20:52]
mircea_popescu benkay> the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things << [20:52]
Quanttek thanks [20:52]
mircea_popescu vintage = dressing in 2nd hand shops. [20:52]
mike_c no, virtual [20:52]
benkay [20:52]
mircea_popescu quite becoming for young women. [20:52]
mircea_popescu Quanttek sure. so who might you be ? [20:53]
benkay you know how i feel about provisioning virtual instances. [20:53]
benkay on the topic, this is the stupidity my day has devolved into: [20:53]
assbot Install the Elastic Load Balancing Command Line Interface - Elastic Load Balancing [20:53]
Quanttek mircea_popescu: just a lurker and community manager of monero who wants to stay up to date [20:53]
mircea_popescu what is monero ? (mp wants to stay up to date too) [20:54]
Quanttek mircea_popescu: prolly the biggest anonymous cryptocurrency (if you don't coun dark, because scammy and more privat then anonym) [20:55]
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pankkake why monero and not bytecoin? aren't they the same thing basically? [20:55]
Apocalyptic Quanttek, you know Steve ? [20:56]
mircea_popescu this thing ? [20:56]
assbot Bytecoin Monero CryptoNote [20:56]
Apocalyptic Quanttek, nevermind, I mixed it up with moneero [20:57]
kakobrekla meanwhile in april 2013 [20:57]
assbot [NEW CURRENCY] Maria 2.0 was banned, here is her proof. The birth of Bytecoin! [20:57]
Quanttek pankkake: kind of, but bytecoin got 2 years premined and obfuscated and complicated the code for advantages for the devs. get's probably dumped, when the price rises. also we have an active development (miner is 10times faster + pool +gui + exchanges) [20:57]
Apocalyptic btw not so smart to choose a name that close to an established s.a. [20:58]
kakobrekla so they finally ran out of altcoin names [20:58]
pankkake oh well. I mined some bytecoin but the wallet has a bug so I can't access them [20:58]
Quanttek pankkake: 80% is preminded. it shouldn't suprise you [20:58]
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mircea_popescu anyone bored enough care to eval this monero thing ? [21:00]
Apocalyptic "Egalitarian proof of work" [21:00]
Apocalyptic what the hell is this ? [21:00]
fluffypony pankkake: different bytecoin [21:01]
fluffypony pankkake: there was a shitcoin called Bytecoin that nobody pid any attention to [21:01]
fluffypony *paid [21:01]
pankkake I know [21:01]
Quanttek well. it's an algorith called cryptonight, which uses a big cratchpad and some advantages of cpu, so it is atm only cpu and gpu won't be that much faster [21:01]
Apocalyptic and I see "inflation to preserve mining incentives" [21:01]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: it's reasonably interesting [21:01]
fluffypony mostly because it uses ring signatures for transactions [21:02]
fluffypony so plausible deniability [21:02]
fluffypony and you can specify a mixin count for a transaction [21:02]
fluffypony and transactions are grouped with similar transactions in the mixin [21:02]
fluffypony also it's not forked from bitcoin [21:02]
mircea_popescu o thhat thing [21:02]
mircea_popescu i remember now [21:02]
fluffypony so the RPC API is fucked and incomplete [21:02]
mircea_popescu ok yeah [21:03]
fluffypony and there's tons of poorly written code that is being fixed [21:03]
fluffypony but in principle it's interesting, a lot more interesting than CNBC-COIN [21:03]
fluffypony or whatever it's called [21:03]
mircea_popescu right. [21:03]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09395 = 0.9395 BTC [-] {2} [21:04]
mircea_popescu what's the cap, i forget [21:04]
kakobrekla basically this altcoin market is now same as penny stocks market or what [21:04]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla same in the sense of worse [21:04]
Quanttek that's probably monero's biggest challenge: fixing the code and making the code more readable [21:04]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: ~18.4 million [21:04]
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fluffypony block reward is also interesting, started at 20 I think (blocks every minute) [21:05]
fluffypony "Uses a recurrence relation. Block reward = (M - A) * 2-20 * 10-12, where A = current circulation. Roughly 86% mined in 4 years" [21:05]
fluffypony block reward graph: [21:05]
mircea_popescu not much confidence in the "gpu resistence" theory huh [21:05]
fluffypony none [21:05]
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fluffypony it's not supposed to be though [21:05]
mircea_popescu !up Shakespeare [21:06]
fluffypony !up Shakespeare [21:06]
-assbot- You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes. [21:06]
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* assbot gives voice to Shakespeare [21:06]
fluffypony double ups [21:06]
BingoBoingo "3:15: I went over to the BitFury booth again and asked the man how much hashpower they have shipped to date. He stared, so I asked again. Looking like he caught a their, he smirked and said, “Why do you want to know that? You want to know how much money we make, what?” I said no, that I’m just interested to know how much hashpower is out there because of them, nothing nefarious. He wouldn’t say any answer other than hinti [21:06]
BingoBoingo ng they hadn’t provided the majority. I wonder if he’d tolerate me asking if they’d rent some hashes to ATC…" Shakespeare [21:06]
BingoBoingo [21:06]
fluffypony heh heh [21:06]
assbot The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog [21:06]
Shakespeare just posted final update for today [21:06]
kakobrekla seems to have lot of similar properties, satoshi prices, dumb investors, poor investors, mostly scams, pump and dumps, nobody except for launchers/brokers making money [21:06]
kakobrekla i never thought it will come this far [21:06]
mike_c !down kakobrekla for slander [21:07]
kakobrekla heh [21:07]
fluffypony kakobrekla: did you read that Nautiluscoin article that was linked yesterday? [21:07]
mircea_popescu !drown him [21:07]
kakobrekla no [21:07]
kakobrekla dunno [21:07]
fluffypony it's hilarious [21:07]
kakobrekla i saw a twitter convo [21:07]
jborkl <- not that I need it yet but https is done [21:07]
assbot Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials [21:07]
fluffypony jborkl: nice [21:07]
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pankkake mircea_popescu, others: I set up a mumble server on better certificate, hostname will come later if needed [21:08]
mircea_popescu Naphex [21:09]
assbot /Mircea_Popescu Mircea, your name sounds familiar. Eti involved cu cryptos? Sunt chiar civa romni bgai n industria asta nou. [21:09]
mircea_popescu pankkake love you. how do i use it ? [21:09]
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pankkake install mumble, connect to the server, and that is all [21:09]
mircea_popescu i ask cause im gonna put it in guild wall so what do i need to specx ? just the ip ? [21:09]
Naphex mircea_popescu: lol:)) [21:09]
mike_c #b-a in voice! somebody stream that. [21:09]
pankkake yeah, just the ip, it's the default port [21:10]
fluffypony mike_c: it's for their guild, we're not cool enough to join [21:10]
mircea_popescu ty [21:10]
* fluffypony would totally join a b-a voice [21:10]
fluffypony we could call it bav [21:10]
benkay i just want a phone number that i own via gpg. [21:11]
kakobrekla anyway, the point i was trying to make, altscams are here to stay [21:11]
benkay some of them may even not be scams some day, kakobrekla [21:11]
fluffypony benkay: Apple would never allow it :-P [21:11]
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mircea_popescu !up Guest32894 [21:11]
-assbot- You voiced Guest32894 for 30 minutes. [21:11]
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mircea_popescu fluffypony you can join, what. [21:11]
benkay fluffypony: what does Apple have to do with anything? [21:11]
mircea_popescu just troll ppl trying to raid. [21:12]
kakobrekla benkay sounds like you should open altxchange [21:12]
fluffypony benkay: re: gpg phone numbers, not altcoins [21:12]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: is there a way for me to follow what's going on in the game so I can confuse things? :-P [21:12]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.09133255 = 2.74 BTC [-] {6} [21:13]
fluffypony I mean, besides actually playing the game [21:13]
mircea_popescu fluffypony download rift and play ? [21:14]
fluffypony Shakespeare: so this Circle thing is just an overblown web-wallet? [21:14]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00099001 = 24.4037 BTC [-] {2} [21:14]
mircea_popescu fluffypony it's a vc money pit looking for new ways to justify why it's not delivering anything [21:14]
fluffypony why did I just waste 4 minutes watching this video [21:14]
fluffypony at least the hipster article I made benkay read made sense [21:15]
mircea_popescu pankkake i put it on guild wall, anyone show up ? [21:16]
pankkake no [21:16]
pankkake I'm going to buy food, back in a few minutes [21:16]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09182006 = 0.9182 BTC [+] [21:17]
Shakespeare fluffypony circle's web wallet is insured and has no-fee Bitcoin buying [21:21]
fluffypony Shakespeare: it's still meh for all the hype [21:21]
fluffypony I was actually kinda hoping for something with more ambition [21:21]
BingoBoingo Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. [21:21]
fluffypony ^^ [21:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09188633 = 0.4594 BTC [+] [21:21]
Shakespeare well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch [21:21]
fluffypony Shakespeare: I don't doubt that for a second [21:21]
Shakespeare and it being insured is at least interesting... [21:21]
fluffypony Shakespeare: 3:53 is borked grammatically [21:21]
mike_c classic bs video crap. just keep randomly switching between camera head-on and camera to the side. cuz it's cool when the person talking to you isn't looking at you. [21:21]
Quanttek I personally think that circle may have advanced security features, but they didn't thought of the usual laziness of users, especially newbies [21:21]
fluffypony mike_c: TAT is going to do the same thing for the Altcoin promo vid, just watch [21:21]
fluffypony Quanttek: I think they'll snag new users with the zero-fee buy, and I suppose 2FA is common enough that users won't have a problem with it [21:21]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.0399999 = 0.28 BTC [-] [21:22]
mircea_popescu Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. << poretty much. and the fact they both exist indicates quite clearly why neither will succeed. [21:22]
mircea_popescu their walls are nil. [21:22]
thestringpuller walls? [21:22]
mircea_popescu well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch << sure, until someone else eats its lunch. [21:22]
fluffypony thestringpuller: that which prevents a competitor from taking over [21:22]
mircea_popescu this is like lending money to inner city druglords. [21:23]
Shakespeare I read that bullies are healthier [21:23]
mircea_popescu you'll never collect, they'll get killed before you ever could. [21:23]
fluffypony "Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency" [21:23]
thestringpuller mircea_popescu: wait waht? druglords always pay me back tho [21:23]
Shakespeare get dat lunch! [21:23]
fluffypony - CoinBase [21:23]
mike_c circle has armed guards. with lasers. [21:24]
mircea_popescu thestringpuller you're special. [21:24]
mircea_popescu mike_c cuntlasers ? [21:24]
mike_c probably [21:24]
* mircea_popescu prepares to slap them on the butt with a lolsuit. [21:25]
mircea_popescu i own the cuntlaser patent pending yo! [21:25]
BingoBoingo ;;google cuntllaser [21:25]
gribble No matches found. [21:25]
mircea_popescu llmao [21:26]
fluffypony lloll [21:26]
mircea_popescu ;;ticker [21:27]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 450.99, Best ask: 451.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.51000, Last trade: 450.99, 24 hour volume: 3843.41611032, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.410898888 [21:27]
BingoBoingo ;;google cuntlaser [21:28]
gribble No matches found. [21:28]
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mircea_popescu it's a secret tech. [21:29]
fluffypony part of the S.LIMBS portfolio, innit? [21:29]
mircea_popescu i can not confirm or danny. [21:29]
benkay [21:29]
assbot fisher-lebo/updn GitHub [21:30]
benkay it looks like a stab at monetizing the link aggregator. [21:30]
benkay i don't know that the model works, but it's worth your looks and thoughts. [21:30]
benkay also: [21:30]
benkay [21:30]
assbot punking MS users via the blockchain [21:30]
mircea_popescu ahahaha [21:30]
mircea_popescu dude i love that banner. [21:31]
mircea_popescu [21:31]
assbot A compendium of basic points about Bitcoin for the benefit of various confused noobs. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [21:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00098884 = 14.7832 BTC [-] {2} [21:31]
mircea_popescu first sentence ? "Point 1 : #bitcoin-assets is the forum." [21:31]
mircea_popescu my fucking curse is that i need months to understand what the fuck i'm saying in my own articles. [21:31]
benkay and another one [21:32]
benkay [21:32]
assbot I Dont Want to Hire Women | Clarissa's Blog [21:32]
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mircea_popescu "I have crashed the glass ceiling in every aspect of my life." [21:34]
mircea_popescu somehow i doubt she made more money than the best men in whatever she misrepresents her field as being [21:34]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [+] [21:34]
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mircea_popescu which is the only "aspect" in which the glass ceiling is meaningful anyway [21:34]
mircea_popescu << and this is how i know she hasn't. [21:35]
assbot >Samson Wins a Battle with a Hairdresser | Clarissa's Blog [21:35]
benkay 'twas a guest post, mircea_popescu [21:36]
TheNewDeal the brk-a bet has gone from a 2.X% to 6.8% in like one week [21:36]
mircea_popescu benkay someone guest posts THERE ?! [21:36]
mircea_popescu when times is looking for free content ? [21:36]
benkay she probably made it up [21:36]
benkay hello this is dog [21:36]
mircea_popescu "The post was written by a guest blogger but the veracity of every aspect of the story has been verified by Blogger Clarissa." [21:37]
mircea_popescu o help me rwands. "blogger clarissa" ? what was she before, "astrologist clarissa" ? "madamme clarissa" ? [21:37]
benkay (i'm just stoking the american tech gender fight. don't mind me.) [21:37]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09239037 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {3} [21:37]
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benkay davout: i didn't know you ever disconnected [21:38]
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mircea_popescu 260 comments on “I Don’t Want to Hire Women” << well, no shortage of redditards. [21:38]
benkay tards trolling tards trolling tards [21:38]
benkay can't tell if troll or tard [21:38]
mircea_popescu welcome to the web of intertards [21:38]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.038001 = 0.76 BTC [-] [21:38]
benkay hello is this tard? [21:38]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0399 = 0.1197 BTC [+] [21:39]
davout benkay: bonjour, ici retardé [21:39]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09269503 = 0.7416 BTC [+] [21:40]
mircea_popescu Reddit Free Retarde [21:40]
mircea_popescu like radio free europe but more hip and chique [21:41]
fluffypony OL [21:42]
fluffypony +L [21:42]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 161 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1346 BTC [-] [21:43]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 125 @ 0.00610375 = 0.763 BTC [-] {4} [21:45]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0939999 = 0.752 BTC [+] [21:46]
mircea_popescu !up pactr [21:46]
-assbot- You voiced pactr for 30 minutes. [21:46]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.02351598 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {5} [21:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 26 @ 0.03749615 = 0.9749 BTC [-] {3} [21:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09399946 = 0.94 BTC [-] [21:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02350299 = 0.1175 BTC [-] {3} [21:48]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09399924 = 0.188 BTC [-] [21:48]
[]bot Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day (". Odds: 71(Y):29(N) by coin, 76(Y):24(N) by weight. Total bet: 42.47158113 BTC. Current weight: 16,366. [21:49]
TheNewDeal wooooh [21:50]
TheNewDeal that is new [21:50]
mircea_popescu artifexd made it yest [21:50]
TheNewDeal now I can delete my web browser [21:50]
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TheNewDeal got all the info I need right here [21:50]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03139998 = 0.314 BTC [+] [21:51]
mircea_popescu :D [21:53]
TheNewDeal that 14B bet is odd. Last difficulty change, there was a low prediction [21:53]
TheNewDeal and not too many bets came [21:53]
BingoBoingo Now we just need to distribute the lawgs as a chain of blocks [21:53]
TheNewDeal ahhh maybe thats not true [21:53]
rithm hrm...a chain of blocks [21:54]
mircea_popescu first ever novel idea [21:54]
mircea_popescu chainofblocks [21:54]
TheNewDeal chain of blawgs? [21:54]
rithm "chainblocks" [21:54]
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mircea_popescu blockschain [21:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.092 = 0.552 BTC [-] [21:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.0009881 = 7.7072 BTC [-] [21:55]
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BingoBoingo I've got to be ready for dotcoin's inevitable return [21:56]
mircea_popescu lmao coinbase accepted pmarca's blockchain award ? [21:56]
rithm bloxchain ™® [21:56]
mircea_popescu the humiliation. [21:56]
rithm x makes it HN worthy [21:57]
mircea_popescu ahahaha wait wait, they gave "insightful journalist" award to that mtgox handpuppet ? [21:57]
BingoBoingo Yup [21:57]
mircea_popescu this was better than expected. so did they do anything right ? [21:58]
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mircea_popescu i mean all the possible self-crits and then some. with idiocy like this who needs enemies even. [21:59]
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TheNewDeal can I ping a certain bet with that bitbet []bot [22:00]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.03139998 = 0.942 BTC [+] {2} [22:01]
mircea_popescu what's ping mean [22:02]
fluffypony so TAT says we must feel free to buy him a "join" [22:02]
TheNewDeal joint? [22:03]
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fluffypony yes, but without the t [22:03]
fluffypony guess he needs this more than I [22:03]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.0009881 = 4.5453 BTC [-] [22:04]
mircea_popescu i doubt he's allowed to smoke a joint [22:04]
fluffypony then it really is for a "join" [22:04]
mircea_popescu maybe he'd like a john [22:04]
fluffypony aaah makes sense now [22:04]
benkay lol why is tat not allowed to smoke a joint? [22:04]
mircea_popescu isn't he basically like a quaker ? [22:05]
mike_c vegans do plenty of drugs [22:05]
TheNewDeal hahaha [22:05]
mircea_popescu i guess technically ALL drugs. [22:06]
mircea_popescu except for toad licking or fringe shit like that [22:06]
mircea_popescu "fluffypony: I used to think that love was like the rush and swell of meeting someone knew" why u no speal. [22:07]
fluffypony holy cowbell splink errur [22:08]
fluffypony phiksing noa [22:08]
jurov pankkake fluffypony i'm trying saltstack, so far like it. it's in py and not so high level of abstraction [22:08]
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mircea_popescu and you're soooo pussywhipped maaaaan... [22:08]
mircea_popescu ima write a counterpost. [22:08]
fluffypony loving my wife !== pussywhipped [22:09]
fluffypony as even the wife will tell you [22:09]
mircea_popescu :D [22:09]
fluffypony I should get her to chat here some times [22:09]
mircea_popescu i meant that quite literally. [22:09]
Naphex kill all coders who forge From: headers with user emails in headers [22:09]
pankkake jurov: looks nice, somehow I was thinking it was a openstack only thing [22:10]
fluffypony Naphex: instead of using the reply-to? [22:10]
benkay salt's aight. [22:10]
Naphex fluffypony: exactly! [22:10]
pankkake my current setup is just fabric scripts [22:10]
benkay again, if you need idempotent box state mgmt. [22:10]
Naphex god! my jimmies are all rustled [22:10]
pankkake benkay: I'm an idempotent nutjob. idempotify all the things! [22:11]
mircea_popescu lol [22:12]
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jborkl you guys check and see if it is rendering ok now? There is still one page that I know is not [22:15]
assbot Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials [22:15]
jborkl it was stripping out the css [22:16]
asciilifeform hmm what'd i miss... [22:16]
Mats_cd03 nothing of note [22:16]
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pankkake jborkl: I see no chart on BITCOIN PRICE CHART [22:18]
jborkl yeah, that is the one [22:18]
pankkake also, do the all caps in CSS! [22:18]
artifexd TheNewDeal: What is it you would like []bot to do? [22:18]
TheNewDeal I just want to ask the bot what the stats are on a bet [22:19]
benkay asciilifeform: the forum thinks s.nsa is a scam without constant updates from ken stan [22:19]
asciilifeform lol [22:19]
jborkl thanks pankkake [22:19]
pankkake otherwise live updating works [22:19]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09299 = 0.465 BTC [+] [22:20]
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artifexd Something like: []bb 834 and it responds with what? Give me an example of what you would like to see. [22:20]
TheNewDeal yah that would be nice [22:20]
TheNewDeal unless I could use a keyword like "difficulty" and get maybe the top 2 results [22:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.093 = 1.488 BTC [+] [22:21]
TheNewDeal but that may be a little hefty [22:21]
benkay (mike_c: i too am balls-deep in bash today) [22:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.09410711 = 1.3175 BTC [+] {4} [22:22]
jborkl wait pankkake - are the post titles rendering in all caps? [22:22]
artifexd Top 2 results as defined by what? Closing soon? Bet amount? Should it only return bets that are still open? [22:23]
pankkake yes [22:23]
TheNewDeal bet amount [22:23]
pankkake oh, apparently Chromium is at fault for copying it in all caps [22:23]
jborkl damnit, ok wordpress wants to use google fonts and I refuse so it is screwing me over [22:24]
TheNewDeal and maybe open or closed, no resolved [22:24]
mike_c what's wrong with google fonts? [22:24]
jborkl it sends like 15 requests to pull the fonts and they are huge [22:24]
pankkake well, they are cached, after [22:24]
jborkl true [22:25]
pankkake or maybe cached from another request on another site [22:25]
mike_c accept the borg. [22:25]
mike_c benkay: well, misery loves company. [22:25]
mike_c is google the borg now? that used to be microsoft. well, whatever. [22:25]
jborkl yeah, I guess everyone has them cached somewhere- just pisses me off [22:25]
artifexd TheNewDeal: Ok. Check back tomorrow. [22:25]
TheNewDeal will do [22:26]
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BingoBoingo !up kdomanski_ [22:28]
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BingoBoingo jborkl: Maybe use different fonts? [22:29]
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punkman could ship all Google fonts with the browser [22:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.000988 = 25.9844 BTC [-] {2} [22:31]
punkman although everyone seems to be making their own custom icon font [22:32]
BingoBoingo [22:33]
assbot SE Missouri Redhawks Tweet Weird And NSFW Bathroom Picture [22:33]
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assbot Twitter / wiscoinferno: Carlos Gomez is fucking ... [22:36]
fluffypony nice catch, assbot [22:37]
mircea_popescu fluffypony there you go [22:37]
assbot A useful list of things pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [22:37]
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mircea_popescu TheNewDeal : like so [22:38]
mircea_popescu [22:38]
assbot BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (91%) on Yes, 97.09 B (9%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`741 (100`000 to 1) [22:38]
TheNewDeal yes [22:38]
mircea_popescu problem solved. [22:38]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: afaik he was moving. course that was like a week ago << finally re-assembled computer. just now. it's like moving a medieval organ... [22:38]
mircea_popescu like a spleen ? :D [22:38]
asciilifeform lol [22:38]
TheNewDeal that is perfecto [22:39]
TomServo asciilifeform: got some pics of this beast? [22:40]
asciilifeform of what? [22:40]
asciilifeform i only post pics of interesting things [22:40]
TomServo the pipe organ! :P [22:40]
benkay (the organ) [22:40]
asciilifeform it's a linux box [22:40]
pankkake I like the old HDD method. I wondered what to do of mine… [22:40]
asciilifeform but the armatures that hold lcds take forever to remove / reinstall [22:41]
pankkake I thought of keeping them as throwable weapons [22:41]
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cazalla mircea_popescu: i have to set my cookie again every 4-5 days on, any idea why that occurs? [22:41]
mircea_popescu cazalla are you deleting it ? [22:41]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02457904 = 0.5162 BTC [+] {2} [22:41]
cazalla no, at least not knowingly, i have site whitelisted [22:41]
cazalla in self-destruction cookies that is [22:42]
mircea_popescu i think it should be set for terms of 1 week. this is so that people who use their cookie on w/e randoim computer and forget to purge it don't get rammed forever [22:42]
mircea_popescu obviously drawback is people have to keep recooking [22:42]
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cazalla fair enough [22:44]
fluffypony mircea_popescu: if I edit the cookie and change the expiry date will your server throw a fit and terminate the session after a week? [22:44]
fluffypony or doesn't it care [22:45]
mircea_popescu shouldn't. try ? [22:45]
fluffypony k [22:45]
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nubbins` first nice day of the year [22:49]
kakobrekla [22:49]
assbot The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube [22:49]
benkay ugh aws load balancer cli won't tell me which instances are registered to lb [22:50]
benkay complexity mounting [22:50]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31451 @ 0.00098663 = 31.0305 BTC [-] {3} [22:51]
mike_c just shoot the load balancer in the head [22:53]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.03899989 = 0.312 BTC [-] [22:53]
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benkay you sir are not funny [22:55]
benkay maybe a little, but i'm too pissed at this shitboard to laugh. [22:55]
BingoBoingo;r2=1.24 [22:55]
BingoBoingo [22:56]
assbot OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage OpenSSL is literally fighting back [22:56]
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bitcoinpete BingoBoingo: meaning? [22:57]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.094 = 0.47 BTC [-] [22:57]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00098961 = 6.2345 BTC [+] [22:57]
BingoBoingo bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement. [22:58]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.038 = 0.152 BTC [-] [22:58]
bitcoinpete no wonder the power rangers like it [22:59]
mod6 white power [23:00]
BingoBoingo bitcoinpete: Reading the reports on the OpenSSL/LibreSSL transformation really inspires thoughts about Underhanded C and Obfusticated C competitions [23:00]
mod6 ranger [23:00]
nubbins` [23:00]
assbot imgur: the simple image sharer [23:00]
nubbins` i'm SO close [23:00]
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nubbins` only two gold cups left [23:00]
bitcoinpete i've got a curious new follower on twitter: "bitcoin la chat" [23:01]
bitcoinpete 10.4k followers, 500 some tweets, doesn't seem to do anything at all [23:01]
BingoBoingo [23:01]
bitcoinpete gotta be bots [23:01]
assbot Pentagon document lays out battle plan against zombies - [23:01]
bitcoinpete [23:01]
assbot bitcoin la chat (bitcoinlachat) auf Twitter [23:02]
asciilifeform 'bytecoin' etc. << when do we get 'tritcoin' ? [23:02]
nubbins` heh [23:02]
nubbins` hackneyedcoin [23:02]
bitcoinpete quatcoin [23:03]
bitcoinpete sqwatcoin [23:03]
nubbins` caffeinewithdrawalheadachecoin [23:04]
BingoBoingo queefcoin [23:05]
nubbins` so, it's been a while. anything exciting happen since late april? [23:05]
BingoBoingo nubbins`: [23:06]
assbot Some in Bitcoin group resign over new board members link to sex abuse | Ars Technica [23:06]
bitcoinpete nubbins`: been blogging like a mother [23:06]
thestringpuller S.MG needs a chiptune sound track [23:07]
bitcoinpete smpif launched [23:07]
mike_c bitcoin is now illegal in china [23:07]
bitcoinpete we learned about reusing addresses and bitcoin's sovereignty [23:08]
bitcoinpete and that donald sterling is a billionaire in the wrong place at the wrong time [23:08]
nubbins` BingoBoingo bahahaha [23:08]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5592 @ 0.00098961 = 5.5339 BTC [+] [23:09]
nubbins` i generally reuse addresses [23:09]
bitcoinpete not a terrible idea, it turns out [23:10]
bitcoinpete so this happened [23:10]
assbot Blogger /twobitidiot (aka /RyanSelkis) wins 'Most Insightful Journalist' at #Bitcoin2014 [23:10]
nubbins` each approach has its pros and cons [23:10]
nubbins` lel [23:11]
nubbins` ryan selkis [23:11]
nubbins` best document faker award [23:11]
bitcoinpete best sharpie user award goes to... [23:11]
thestringpuller ;;google an0 [23:11]
gribble Accounting for the nonzero asset corporation. The MPEx standard ...: ; Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: ; F.MPIF, April 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: (1 more message) [23:11]
fluffypony nubbins` [23:12]
fluffypony I've got it [23:12]
fluffypony #bitcoin-assets - Bitcoin in the form a Kitten [23:12]
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pankkake in the form a Kitten? [23:12]
bitcoinpete lmao [23:13]
thestringpuller ;;more [23:13]
gribble [23:13]
nubbins` y'know, the thing about ideas... [23:13]
pankkake also, should be a manul [23:14]
fluffypony pankkake, didn't you watch the video? [23:14]
pankkake no [23:14]
fluffypony [21:49:53] kakobrekla: [23:14]
fluffypony that one [23:14]
assbot The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube [23:14]
fluffypony it's well worth it [23:14]
TheNewDeal [23:15]
assbot BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 3 hours | weight: 16`332 (100`000 to 1) [23:15]
TheNewDeal goood, goood [23:15]
pankkake oh, right, I saw it earlier [23:15]
bitcoinpete words from a winner: [23:16]
assbot The Two-Bit Idiot Circle may have just changed the game for Bitcoin wallets... [23:16]
nubbins` oh, that reminds me [23:16]
nubbins` [23:16]
assbot BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (18%) on Yes, 5.54 B (82%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 70`081 (100`000 to 1) [23:16]
nubbins` still not as juicy as i'd like ;D [23:16]
thestringpuller bitcoinpete: is this where you educate the idiot? [23:16]
bitcoinpete "A fully-reserved hosted wallet that is insured by third-party underwriters rather than a captive product. And dynamic risk-scoring for users based on how many forms of identity are linked to the system (debit / credit cards, bank accounts, etc.)" [23:16]
bitcoinpete quite possibly [23:17]
thestringpuller I'm an entrepreneur and former VC who makes the business case for #Bitcoin ' [23:17]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00098518 = 18.9647 BTC [-] [23:17]
thestringpuller who the fuck is this guy? [23:17]
thestringpuller ~_~ [23:17]
mike_c nubbins`: advertise! [23:17]
nubbins` ha, fun [23:17]
bitcoinpete "Circle is betting the company on winning the consumer land-grab with this “everything-for-free” model, and Allaire admitted that they were in no rush to monetize the business in the near-term." [23:18]
bitcoinpete thestringpuller: basically, he went bust and started writing [23:18]
thestringpuller so basically what the WSJ has started becoming? [23:19]
nubbins` we are in no rush to make money [23:19]
nubbins` we will figure it out later [23:19]
bitcoinpete "So there, I’m not a total shrill." << it's shill. fuck. [23:20]
fluffypony maybe he meant shrill [23:20]
fluffypony and the sentence is "So there, I'm not totally shrill." [23:20]
fluffypony and he's referring to his ability as an opera singer [23:20]
bitcoinpete so either the "a" shouldn't be there, or the "r" [23:20]
bitcoinpete his opera could scarcely we worse than his writing [23:21]
fluffypony lol [23:21]
nubbins` !b 2 [23:21]
assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( ) [23:21]
asciilifeform pay 0% now - 100% later. but my supply of sympathy for idiots has run low. [23:22]
asciilifeform let them eat... shit. [23:22]
benkay "looks like it could be game-changing" [23:22]
benkay this is what people say when they don't understand the games, how they're played, or how to change the rules out from underneath the other players. [23:23]
benkay "i couldn't see bitcoin coming, so i guess nobody could have seen bitcoin coming, so i guess it's fine for me to say that something could change the game because i can't actually play the game" [23:23]
nubbins` "also, i just lost the game" [23:23]
TheNewDeal artifexd no need to change your []bot, looks like assbot compliments it well already [23:24]
benkay "But it is a calculated move. " [23:24]
benkay << how ams even english bro? [23:24]
fluffypony so have Circle "exited stealth" or whatever now? [23:24]
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artifexd TheNewDeal: Ok :( [23:25]
bitcoinpete circle has entered unstealth [23:26]
bitcoinpete more shit from twobittwit: [23:26]
assbot The Two-Bit Idiot A Weird Letter to Charlie Shrem - Fun Post on a Travel Day [23:26]
bitcoinpete it's a weird letter from some pseudonymous character to shrem [23:26]
TheNewDeal you could put the estimate for 1 BTC bet on yes or no, as if no more bets were wagered [23:27]
benkay immabout to ragequit. [23:27]
bitcoinpete complete with plenty o yiddish [23:27]
benkay stahp [23:27]
benkay STAHP [23:27]
artifexd Interesting [23:28]
bitcoinpete tsouris, tzimmes, quidnucs, and a mention of the Bronx Yeshiva... [23:28]
bitcoinpete signed "Marcel Mellish" [23:28]
bitcoinpete benkay: never! [23:28]
thestringpuller damn hanbot's blog wasn't in mircea's reading list [23:30]
thestringpuller lol [23:30]
thestringpuller this is good stuff [23:30]
benkay all what five entries? [23:31]
benkay so is b.a. the destination of choice for the romanian contingent? [23:31]
pankkake it's in! [23:32]
thestringpuller hah [23:33]
thestringpuller soon [23:33]
thestringpuller b.a. is slowly taking over the bitcoin world ~_~ [23:33]
benkay i'm certainly trying to get back. [23:33]
nubbins` sniffed the seats of the coeds’ bicycles [23:34]
nubbins` leel [23:34]
fluffypony [23:35]
assbot Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role [23:36]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.093 = 0.465 BTC [-] [23:36]
bitcoinpete [23:37]
assbot Nautiluscoin Brian Kelly Capital [23:37]
bitcoinpete "Nautiluscoin is the first digital currency toNautilusCoin Icon have its own central bank. " << woohoo! [23:37]
bitcoinpete stupid icon... [23:37]
pankkake lolwut [23:37]
fluffypony man [23:37]
fluffypony Oprah doesn't know what she's missing out on [23:37]
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pankkake is he trying to beat Bernankoin? [23:37]
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fluffypony nah, this is a classic pump and dump [23:38]
bitcoinpete another doge trying to out-dollar the dollar [23:38]
fluffypony there's even a premine [23:38]
fluffypony which is for the "stabilisation fund" [23:38]
nubbins` wow [23:38]
fluffypony ie. "Brian Kelly wants to be rich fund" [23:38]
moiety but do they have manuls [23:38]
thestringpuller Who the fuck is Brian Kelly? [23:39]
bitcoinpete cuz cnbc doesn't pay +30%/yr [23:39]
nubbins` ^ [23:39]
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fluffypony thestringpuller: a CNBC contributor [23:39]
thestringpuller why the fuck does a cryptocurrency need a central bank? [23:39]
bitcoinpete stability! professionalism! [23:39]
thestringpuller why the fuck are these people who are supposed to be changing the world just making it worse? [23:39]
fluffypony it wears a suit [23:39]
fluffypony and has a Mont Blanc pen [23:40]
bitcoinpete and charges high fees [23:42]
fluffypony only the most professional [23:42]
fluffypony $2500 an hour [23:42]
bitcoinpete and goes for power lunches [23:42]
bitcoinpete 1hr min for leaving a voicemail [23:42]
fluffypony lol [23:43]
fluffypony and you thought Bitcoin was filled with "businesspeople" who'd never run a business and "journalists" who'd never done any journalism [23:45]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00098518 = 2.6107 BTC [-] [23:46]
cazalla bitcoinpete: given the time it takes to retrieve a voicemail, 1hr min seems reasonable [23:47]
bitcoinpete cazalla: i'm never paying you by the hour [23:49]
fluffypony lol [23:50]
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bitcoinpete there's no point pounding seaman even further into obscurity, but i think selkis is the right size of target for a good bashing [23:56]
bitcoinpete to the blogmobile! [23:56]
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