Forum logs for 16 May 2014

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

mircea_popescu	anyway, it's really difficult to take very intelligent people through a set itinerary. when challenged to prove cbs some other kid started with set theory.	[00:04]
mircea_popescu	half hour later he was just about done introducing monotony when the bell rang	[00:05]
mircea_popescu	the matter was never mentioned again.	[00:05]
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mircea_popescu	rithm: i'll pay good bitcoin for a -assets tshirt << pinging nubbins ?	[00:11]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.popehat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/STOPLIBELSLANDERINGOURDOCTORSYOU.pdf	[00:13]
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mircea_popescu	liberslander!	[00:13]
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jurov	;;later tell nubbins chan clamors for -assets tshirt i recommend the disck surgery motive	[00:13]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[00:13]
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mircea_popescu	Berkley — who signs his letter "Dale D. Berkley, Ph.D., J.D."2 — begins by pre-refuting his own point:	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	"Of course Dr. White did not in fact participate in the interview and Dr. Koob did not write the letter attributed to him."	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	When the target of satire complains that it is defamatory, the relevant question is whether the satire can reasonably be taken as a statement of fact about its subject. Dr. Berkley, by saying that "of course" the satirical articles do not reflect the actual words of the subjects, has just proclaimed that the satire he is complaining about cannot be taken as a statement of fact.	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	You paid taxes for that.	[00:14]
mike_c	there is no nubbins. only nubbins`	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	i do not know there is anyone more incompetent alive today than people posing as lawyers for the us federal bureaucracy.	[00:14]
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jurov	;;later tell nubbins` chan clamors for -assets tshirt i recommend the dick surgery motive	[00:14]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[00:14]
jurov	there is no god. only doge.	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	jurov btw it's "motif"	[00:15]
mircea_popescu	motive in english roughly works like casus in "casus belli"	[00:15]
jurov	that kinda fits too	[00:16]
mircea_popescu	lol	[00:16]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1007 @ 0.00099235 = 0.9993 BTC [+]	[00:18]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14400 @ 0.00099548 = 14.3349 BTC [+]	[00:19]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 33 @ 0.04179847 = 1.3793 BTC [-] {4}	[00:25]
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benkay	http://totalfratmove.com/dan-bilzerian-throws-hot-naked-girl-off-roof-by-the-vagina-she-almost-dies/	[00:26]
assbot	Total Frat Move \| Dan Bilzerian Throws Hot, Naked Girl Off Roof By The Vagina, She Almost Dies	[00:26]
benkay	http://www.popehat.com/2014/05/15/that-claim-wont-fly/	[00:26]
assbot	That Claim Won't Fly \| Popehat	[00:26]
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mircea_popescu	lol	[00:27]
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mircea_popescu	how the fuck is that thing "the hottest chick" anyone ever saw ?!	[00:28]
mircea_popescu	jezuz america...	[00:28]
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benkay	http://janicexxx.tumblr.com/	[00:29]
assbot	Changes	[00:29]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.07499448 = 2.1748 BTC [+] {4}	[00:29]
mircea_popescu	"She was lucky to get away with only a broken foot, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t listen to something a millionaire tells you to do."	[00:29]
mircea_popescu	that part is spot on.	[00:29]
mircea_popescu	!up Regilio	[00:30]
-assbot-	You voiced Regilio for 30 minutes.	[00:30]
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mircea_popescu	guy tells you not to grab his shirt, you fuckin' don't grab his shirt.	[00:30]
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mircea_popescu	benkay http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e1e9f64e7015b91f3103a5207615489/tumblr_n5l6dpZmuu1t1gjr6o1_1280.jpg << no but srsly. she's unhealthy.	[00:31]
benkay	https://twitter.com/thejanicexxx/status/466692977121701888/photo/1 yea srs	[00:31]
assbot	Life is ruff. http://t.co/5ASMEfo8jH	[00:31]
benkay	also lulzily twitter sez that's adult content	[00:31]
mircea_popescu	"Like your client, the facts of the claim won't, quite, fly."	[00:33]
mircea_popescu	ahaha	[00:33]
fluffypony	benkay: those are hotdogs, right?	[00:33]
fluffypony	http://hot-dog-legs.tumblr.com	[00:33]
assbot	Hot-Dog Legs	[00:33]
benkay	that's hilarious	[00:34]
mircea_popescu	benkay too many commas tho.	[00:34]
mircea_popescu	Much like your client, the facts of the claim won't quite fly.	[00:34]
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benkay	"I'll let that sink in."	[00:35]
mircea_popescu	:D	[00:35]
benkay	how are these commas my problem?	[00:35]
mircea_popescu	not yours, his	[00:36]
benkay	it's that rhythmic punctuation.	[00:36]
BingoBoingo	http://apple.slashdot.org/story/14/05/15/2114255/apples-revenge-imessage-might-eat-your-texts-if-you-switch-to-android	[00:36]
assbot	Apple's Revenge: iMessage Might Eat Your Texts If You Switch To Android - Slashdot	[00:36]
benkay	apparently one is supposed to write the way one talks these days.	[00:36]
benkay	GOSH THEY FIXED THAT OKAY BINGOBOINGO	[00:36]
BingoBoingo	benkay: Apparently they haven't completely	[00:37]
mircea_popescu	they kinda fixed it	[00:37]
benkay	i'm already resigned to losing this number.	[00:37]
benkay	it's a crime.	[00:37]
BingoBoingo	The same way Ubuntu "fixed" web fonts	[00:37]
benkay	but i never owned the keys for it, so i guess i never really owned it.	[00:37]
BingoBoingo	;;ticker --market all	[00:39]
mircea_popescu	^	[00:39]
gribble	Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 448.29, vol: 5697.55655741 \| BTC-E BTCUSD last: 440.536, vol: 4141.64959 \| Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 446.72, vol: 1987.13722844 \| CampBX BTCUSD last: 451.95, vol: 46.88061203 \| BTCChina BTCUSD last: 444.43734, vol: 1597.93080000 \| Kraken BTCUSD last: 449.58704, vol: 3.01796103 \| Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 450.95479, vol: 50.48678245 \| Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)	[00:39]
BingoBoingo	;;more	[00:39]
gribble	445.252555233	[00:39]
mircea_popescu	phone numbers need to move on the gpg format.	[00:39]
benkay	"Mr Bilzerian will never, even permit the case to be resolved prior to the inevitable judgement in his favor."	[00:39]
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BingoBoingo	The NSA just needs to open up their data dumps to the public. Just brand it socialized cloud storage, or UberPastebin.	[00:40]
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mircea_popescu	benkay "we have more money than you, suck it."	[00:42]
jurov	BingoBoingo: they will be opened regardless. bits want to be free	[00:42]
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mircea_popescu	no, it's not that bits want ot be free. it's that any sufficiently large bureaucracy wants to be fucked.	[00:43]
mircea_popescu	in the ass, if possible.	[00:43]
BingoBoingo	jurov: I just think it is the only way this "cloud" concept can be saved	[00:43]
benkay	can't save a concept	[00:46]
benkay	businesses don't need saving	[00:46]
mircea_popescu	!t m x.eur	[00:47]
assbot	[MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00310599 / 0.00311106 / 0.0031169 (288 shares, 0.90 BTC), 7D: 0.00310046 / 0.00310484 / 0.0031169 (1257 shares, 3.90 BTC), 30D: 0.00294249 / 0.00317913 / 0.00328679 (2452 shares, 7.80 BTC)	[00:47]
mircea_popescu	sorta starting to move a little that thing ?	[00:47]
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BingoBoingo	!t m f.mpif	[00:50]
assbot	[MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 (471 shares, 0.10 BTC), 7D: 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 / 0.00021725 (2111 shares, 0.46 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021509 / 0.00021725 (1054461 shares, 226.81 BTC)	[00:50]
BingoBoingo	%book	[00:50]
atcbot	56k@238 7k@237 9k@235 \| 5k@220 68k@200 4k@195	[00:50]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12669 @ 0.00099639 = 12.6233 BTC [+]	[00:55]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0419 = 0.2095 BTC [+]	[01:02]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04195 = 0.1259 BTC [+]	[01:05]
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BingoBoingo	http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/05/15/0417210/air-force-prepares-to-dismantle-haarp?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed&sbsrc=science	[01:06]
assbot	Air Force Prepares to Dismantle HAARP - Slashdot	[01:06]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5250 @ 0.00099402 = 5.2186 BTC [-] {2}	[01:07]
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bitcoinpete	yello	[01:10]
fluffypony	green	[01:11]
bitcoinpete	ooo just noticed that benkay went on a blogging bender. nice	[01:11]
bitcoinpete	bloo	[01:11]
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bitcoinpete	;;later tell benkay "the developing world" is a hackneyed term. they're not developing into shit. nor is our progressive definition of the "developed world" anything more than a historical blip, an aberration. toss the dichotomy in the trash along with money laundering	[01:15]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[01:15]
bitcoinpete	and 20% tax on greek bond capital gains ain't that bad, shocking broken promise aside. 33% for legal entities is a swift kick to the nuts though	[01:18]
benkay	shoulda i put it in scare quotes?	[01:19]
bitcoinpete	where does greece get off thinking they can make their own decisions?	[01:19]
benkay	also w/r/t tax it's criminal. those bonds were tax free until now, i believe.	[01:19]
bitcoinpete	benkay: lol yes	[01:19]
benkay	i was relying on my readers to interpolate scare quotes.	[01:19]
bitcoinpete	don't lean on them too much now	[01:20]
bitcoinpete	and hey, nice bitbet ads	[01:20]
benkay	oh hey i capitalized it	[01:20]
benkay	that should be sarcasm cue enough	[01:20]
benkay	but ty, implementing.	[01:20]
bitcoinpete	caps isn't far enough	[01:21]
bitcoinpete	quotes or all caps	[01:21]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00099164 = 16.4612 BTC [-] {2}	[01:21]
bitcoinpete	sorry, "capitalized" isn't far enough	[01:21]
benkay	dunzo.	[01:21]
benkay	yeh good pts.	[01:21]
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bitcoinpete	it's kinda funny to see bitbet ads on ch	[01:22]
bitcoinpete	the only colour in the joint	[01:23]
benkay	it revolts me	[01:23]
benkay	but i didn't have to work for it	[01:23]
benkay	tradeoffs.	[01:23]
benkay	(revolts is perhaps too strong. much love to mike_c for the ads.)	[01:23]
kakobrekla	but much hate to kako	[01:24]
bitcoinpete	kolour me kako	[01:24]
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bitcoinpete	benkay: you should have custom b&w ads	[01:24]
benkay	kakobrekla: bitbet looks great!	[01:25]
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kakobrekla	depends on the screen quality	[01:25]
benkay	and how color blind one is	[01:26]
kakobrekla	yeah, maybe MP thinks he bet on NO on berkshire bet	[01:26]
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mircea_popescu	bitcoinpete ch ?	[01:27]
mircea_popescu	lh	[01:28]
mircea_popescu	oh oh benkay nao has his own acroname ?	[01:28]
bitcoinpete	he's earned it	[01:28]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla lawl	[01:28]
mircea_popescu	was green rihght ?	[01:28]
kakobrekla	green is no yes :)	[01:29]
benkay	hello this is no	[01:29]
bitcoinpete	i watched around the world in 80 days last night and i coulda sworn they used perimutuel betting	[01:29]
bitcoinpete	*pari-mutuel	[01:30]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla your scam green looking red has made me bet on the wrong side. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT	[01:30]
kakobrekla	mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/how-to-cancel-your-bitbet-bet/	[01:30]
assbot	How to cancel your BitBet bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[01:30]
mircea_popescu	bitcoinpete probably. it was quite popular for all of history, up until some american swindler noticed he can't really rob the punters blind with it.	[01:31]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla OIC, bet 1984985734k btc on otherside	[01:31]
kakobrekla	mhm	[01:31]
mircea_popescu	HOW ABOUT I JUST MAKE FORUM ACCOUNTS	[01:31]
kakobrekla	lel	[01:31]
bitcoinpete	https://twitter.com/ObsoleteDogma/status/467005255042236416	[01:32]
assbot	Worse than a lost decade RT /CardiffGarcia: Japan post-'92 vs euro area post-'08: http://t.co/2sCJZOLGeH	[01:33]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7787 @ 0.00099093 = 7.7164 BTC [-] {2}	[01:40]
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jurov	http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-yahoo-questions-that-will-destroy-your-faith-in-humanity	[01:45]
assbot	38 Yahoo Questions That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity	[01:45]
jurov	i liked #4 .. but then #5 D:	[01:45]
bitcoinpete	#18: do you think nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?	[01:48]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.07489252 = 1.0485 BTC [-]	[01:48]
bitcoinpete	#23: how turn computer monitor into mirror? scanning a mirror doesn't work	[01:49]
bitcoinpete	lol	[01:49]
jurov	Why does my cat vibrate?	[01:49]
bitcoinpete	i think my cat ate my sex toy	[01:50]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 59 @ 0.07692541 = 4.5386 BTC [+] {6}	[01:51]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.07799999 = 0.624 BTC [+] {2}	[01:52]
jurov	monica.txt :D	[01:52]
fluffypony	can there be anything worse than self-styled journalists	[01:54]
fluffypony	with a podcast	[01:54]
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fluffypony	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467036201061715968	[01:55]
assbot	Nautiluscoin is cool because it incorporates everything learned about crypto so far, and its helmed by a famous fund manager / CNBC pundit	[01:55]
fluffypony	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467030928481853441	[01:55]
assbot	Nautiluscoin is a classy rebuttal to the people & institutions who said they cant use Bitcoin without knowing its creator.	[01:55]
fluffypony	please someone stab this guy in the face	[01:55]
fluffypony	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/466009831896141824	[01:56]
assbot	~~every coffee shop in 2017~~ Bitcoin, Vertcoin, Myriad accepted here! (for credit cards, additional fees apply)"	[01:56]
bitcoinpete	seaman is a twat	[01:56]
fluffypony	bitcoinpete: I have a special place in my heart filled with vile for him	[01:56]
bitcoinpete	ya he <3 vertcoin, maybe he can do promo for you?	[01:57]
bitcoinpete	for vertpay or w/e	[01:57]
fluffypony	bitcoinpete: we already pulled the entire thing because of him	[01:57]
fluffypony	well not entirely because of him	[01:57]
bitcoinpete	haha i wish it was because of him	[01:57]
fluffypony	Redditards did the groupthink thing and decided we were a scam	[01:57]
fluffypony	and Semen jumped on the bandwagon	[01:57]
benkay	wait vertpay is dead?	[01:58]
bitcoinpete	wait so now reddit calls scams?	[01:58]
benkay	hahaha	[01:58]
fluffypony	bitcoinpete: yep	[01:58]
benkay	no they kill legit operators	[01:58]
benkay	dat mob	[01:58]
fluffypony	benkay: yeah, we pulled it completely	[01:58]
fluffypony	going back to PayBee	[01:58]
bitcoinpete	dogepay is the future of redditards	[01:58]
fluffypony	I've been slowly putting some thoughts down and a timeline of how things went down as a blog post	[01:59]
fluffypony	it's not high priority	[01:59]
bitcoinpete	mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-05-2014#676326	[01:59]
assbot	#bitcoin-assets log	[01:59]
fluffypony	but cathartic	[01:59]
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bitcoinpete	blogging is certainly that	[01:59]
fluffypony	well the final straw for me was when some redditard said I control a sea of Reddit accounts	[02:00]
fluffypony	and I'm manipulating all the downvotes	[02:00]
fluffypony	because I'm a "seasoned scammer"	[02:00]
fluffypony	because of course nobody would downvote except the thousands of accounts under my helm	[02:00]
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bitcoinpete	get that tinfoil	[02:01]
benkay	this is one of those "company you keep" situations.	[02:02]
fluffypony	benkay: from which perspective? (got 1am slow-brain atm)	[02:03]
bitcoinpete	but... "teh community"	[02:03]
benkay	if every altcoin is a scam	[02:03]
benkay	...	[02:03]
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fluffypony	ah yes	[02:04]
bitcoinpete	mircea_popescu: phone numbers need to move on the gpg format. << this, i'd like to see	[02:05]
mircea_popescu	!up kdomanski	[02:14]
-assbot-	You voiced kdomanski for 30 minutes.	[02:14]
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mircea_popescu	Nautiluscoin is cool because it incorporates everything learned about crypto so far, and its helmed by a famous fund manager / CNBC pundit << yeah, the max keiser string of scamcoins (keisercoin, auroracoin) all worked splendid.	[02:15]
mircea_popescu	defo needs more of the same.	[02:15]
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bitcoinpete	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467051286278725632	[02:17]
assbot	Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins.	[02:17]
bitcoinpete	he won't shut up	[02:17]
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mircea_popescu	!up duduqa	[02:22]
-assbot-	You voiced duduqa for 30 minutes.	[02:22]
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mircea_popescu	fluffypony every god damned fucking noob does this. "oh, biggest ever" "let me tell you about my design"	[02:22]
mircea_popescu	insufficient humility in the english speaking space.	[02:22]
bitcoinpete	because the americans haven't produced anything for years	[02:23]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: agreed - plus David Seaman is a special case	[02:23]
bitcoinpete	they're reduced to marketing and fiat finance. both of which are hot air	[02:23]
bitcoinpete	no one in the usa has been successful at anything other than talking in a generation	[02:24]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00098935 = 15.6317 BTC [-] {2}	[02:24]
bitcoinpete	so they talk about shit like "With DigiShield, the difficulty is allowed to decrease in larger movements than it is allowed to increase from block to block. This keeps a blockchain from getting "stuck" i.e., not finding the next block for several hours following a major drop in the net hash of coin. It is all a balancing act. "	[02:24]
bitcoinpete	from the nautiluscoin site	[02:24]
BingoBoingo	bitcoinpete: I took a shit this morning...	[02:25]
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bitcoinpete	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467083442120040449	[02:26]
assbot	Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins.	[02:26]
fluffypony	lol	[02:26]
bitcoinpete	"I don’t justify myself to random people. You asked me a question. I answered it."	[02:26]
fluffypony	bitcoinpete	[02:27]
fluffypony	you're missing the point	[02:27]
fluffypony	it's a "TRUE PROFESSIONAL COIN"	[02:27]
fluffypony	David said so	[02:27]
bitcoinpete	jeebus	[02:28]
mircea_popescu	bitcoinpete: yep <<< uh that didn't take so long...	[02:28]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.421 = 2.105 BTC [+]	[02:29]
mircea_popescu	!up lobbes	[02:30]
-assbot-	You voiced lobbes for 30 minutes.	[02:30]
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fluffypony	mircea_popescu: yeah, been quite bummed out / annoyed over the last few days because of the way things went down, but meh, over it now	[02:30]
mircea_popescu	no one in the usa has been successful at anything other than talking in a generation << ouch. kinda unsettlingly truthy this	[02:31]
bitcoinpete	why ty	[02:34]
mircea_popescu	who is this seaman fellow anyway.	[02:34]
benkay	oi	[02:34]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: he's a REPORTER because he has a podcast	[02:34]
mircea_popescu	i can't find anything in particular. is he like boxxy w/o tits ?	[02:34]
benkay	i've successfully derped, youse guise.	[02:35]
mircea_popescu	benkay please do not condescend @me by using a gender pronoun!	[02:36]
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bitcoinpete	http://davidseaman.com	[02:37]
assbot	David Seaman \| Podcaster / Writer / Journalist	[02:37]
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fluffypony	View count: 235	[02:38]
fluffypony	he should sell ad space	[02:38]
mircea_popescu	oh come on.	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjLiQxEZlM	[02:39]
assbot	You can do Anything! - YouTube	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	"i posted a youtube and 1000 people have watched, so therefore i assume everyone has heard of me and admires my work"	[02:39]
bitcoinpete	he works for meagre, meagre tips	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	so then pay him.	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	how many trillions of his shitcoin does a btc buy ?	[02:39]
fluffypony	bitcoinpete: Total Received 0.32923659 BTC	[02:40]
fluffypony	plus he has to pay for dem LA lattes	[02:40]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.42100222 = 2.526 BTC [+] {2}	[02:42]
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bitcoinpete	fluffypony: well if he lived in the uk, seaman could replace lattes with netflix, just like momma cpi said	[02:46]
bitcoinpete	https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/467084168862920705	[02:47]
assbot	Nautiluscoin ends amateur hour for Scrypt coins.	[02:47]
bitcoinpete	aaaand seaman quit the convo	[02:47]
bitcoinpete	fun while it lasted	[02:47]
fluffypony	Twitter ragequit?	[02:48]
fluffypony	:-P	[02:48]
bitcoinpete	lol i do what i can	[02:50]
bitcoinpete	also, spotted a beauty comment on one of seaman's youtube vids: "There is another channel with the same name, but its probably somebody copying the original to get views!"	[02:50]
bitcoinpete	on a video with 2200 views...	[02:50]
fluffypony	lol	[02:50]
fluffypony	http://www.cnbc.com/id/101573131	[02:51]
assbot	How I created my own bitcoin-like currencyFast MoneyCommentary	[02:51]
fluffypony	http://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/img/editorial/2014/04/09/101569917-BKdesk.530x298.jpg?v=1397073198	[02:51]
fluffypony	that's him creating Nautiluscoin	[02:51]
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kakobrekla	where is the joke here?	[02:53]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: what we want...nay, what we NEED is a cryptocurrency created by a CNBC contributor	[02:54]
mike_c	with a fleece vest	[02:54]
fluffypony	especially one that has a stabilisation fund	[02:54]
kakobrekla	ok, cause i was looking at the multi monitor setup and going hmm why doesnt he turn the side ones towards him and i couldnt find the joke	[02:55]
fluffypony	"One percent of Nautiluscoin was pre-mined and will be used to capitalize the NSF."	[02:56]
bitcoinpete	another foundation!	[02:57]
bitcoinpete	o, fund	[02:57]
bitcoinpete	same shit	[02:57]
fluffypony	lol	[02:57]
kakobrekla	anyone made a foundation fund yet?	[02:57]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 180 @ 0.00300018 = 0.54 BTC [-] {4}	[02:58]
fluffypony	oh ffs	[02:58]
fluffypony	I suggested on Reddit that someone turn their Reddit bet into a BitBet bet	[02:58]
fluffypony	now I'm getting spam	[02:58]
kakobrekla	where are you getting spam	[02:59]
fluffypony	"I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of BetMoose.com."	[02:59]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: on Reddit	[02:59]
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bitcoinpete	lol	[02:59]
kakobrekla	well, they do have css.	[02:59]
fluffypony	indeed	[03:00]
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fluffypony	https://www.betmoose.com/img/home-feature2.png	[03:01]
fluffypony	also apparently you become Black Moses by using the site	[03:01]
mircea_popescu	with a fleece vest < jewishmothercoin	[03:16]
mircea_popescu	"I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of BetMoose.com." << lmao	[03:16]
mircea_popescu	tell them to leave comments on bitbet about it :D	[03:16]
mircea_popescu	ITS AN REDDIT ADVERTTISING STRATEGY	[03:16]
fluffypony	hah hah	[03:16]
mircea_popescu	like an hero, without the blood	[03:17]
fluffypony	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467095913031553024	[03:17]
assbot	Prediction: when the Chinese find out about Nautilus, thats when things will get crazy. Talk about investing safely in the US market...	[03:17]
mircea_popescu	must suck to work in the press.	[03:17]
kakobrekla	when the chinese find out about nautilus, bitcoin is illegal	[03:17]
mircea_popescu	i mean seriously, everyone is fixated on garbagemen and toilet plunger men	[03:17]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: logic eludes him	[03:17]
mircea_popescu	let me tell you something : plastic insulates from shit/fungus	[03:18]
mircea_popescu	there's no plasticwrap for the brain	[03:18]
mircea_popescu	why would "the chinese" want to invest in the us market anyway ?	[03:18]
kakobrekla	tell him to put his lifesaving 0.1 btc that he has onto a bet	[03:18]
mircea_popescu	better off playing craps.	[03:18]
mircea_popescu	http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr03/14/13/enhanced-15904-1400089318-6.jpg	[03:19]
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kakobrekla	i hope someone answered him 'patience is the key'	[03:21]
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mircea_popescu	http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr02/14/12/enhanced-3604-1400085059-20.jpg	[03:21]
mircea_popescu	ok those yahoo q's are pretty lulzy	[03:21]
fluffypony	lol	[03:22]
fluffypony	that last one is a serious wtf	[03:22]
fluffypony	aight, I'm out, night	[03:25]
[]bot	Bet created: Malala Yousafzai to win Peace Prize (http://bitbet.us/bet/850/)	[03:26]
mircea_popescu	mike_c https://twitter.com/sarahfrier/status/467091164710322178	[03:26]
assbot	Pinterest worth $5 billion. For comparison, Yelp worth $4B, Groupon worth $4.1B, Twitter worth $19.7B today. http://t.co/loP97F15H7	[03:26]
mircea_popescu	it is beyond me why one wouldn't get change for a million if buying all those plus whatsapp.	[03:26]
mike_c	yelp and groupon make money i think	[03:27]
mike_c	nope, i was wrong	[03:27]
mircea_popescu	yw.	[03:27]
mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/anonymouscoin/status/467083048488407040	[03:27]
assbot	Beware "DarkCoin Statistics Software" tweets via dvesudbi .com. Windows trojan Malware.QVM03.Gen	[03:27]
mircea_popescu	https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnjttamIAAAzIu0.jpg	[03:28]
mike_c	well, if it makes you feel better, groupon used to be worth $18B :)	[03:28]
mircea_popescu	30% ? what, is this a world w/o vat and sales tax ?	[03:28]
mircea_popescu	eat half their icecream when it gets there, then 1/4 of each bite they take.	[03:29]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.iacr.org/misc/statement-May2014.html	[03:31]
assbot	IACR Statement on Mass Surveillance	[03:31]
mircea_popescu	anyway, re the change for a million : http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/15/us-hedgefunds-filing-momentum-idUSBREA4E11720140515?feedType=RSS&feedName=vcMedia&virtualBrandChannel=10109&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=59213	[03:31]
assbot	Major U.S. hedge funds sold 'momentum' Internet names in first-quarter\| Reuters	[03:31]
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artifexd	kakobrekla: Bug fixed and confirmed as fixed. :)	[03:36]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00099384 = 19.0817 BTC [+] {2}	[03:39]
artifexd	mircea_popescu: As per your request, bets placed notifications in this channel are limited to those that are 1BTC or larger.	[03:40]
mircea_popescu	cool.	[03:40]
kakobrekla	;;rate artifexd 1 runs bitbet ircbot	[03:42]
gribble	Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user artifexd has been recorded.	[03:42]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00099404 = 7.505 BTC [+]	[03:42]
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jurov	dem hedgehog funds	[03:50]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7228 @ 0.00099404 = 7.1849 BTC [+]	[03:57]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07360031 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}	[04:00]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0736 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}	[04:01]
mircea_popescu	;;rated naphex	[04:01]
gribble	You rated user naphex on Tue Apr 15 12:14:50 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: btcxchange.ro.	[04:01]
mircea_popescu	;;rate naphex 2 btcxchange.ro	[04:01]
gribble	Rating entry successful. Your rating for user naphex has changed from 1 to 2.	[04:01]
mircea_popescu	;;rated artifexd	[04:01]
gribble	You rated user artifexd on Fri May 2 07:30:28 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Best story of a nick I ever heard..	[04:01]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_YGc2lxs8	[04:03]
assbot	hedgehog sex? - YouTube	[04:03]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.42833318 = 1.285 BTC [+] {3}	[04:05]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4315 @ 0.00099404 = 4.2893 BTC [+]	[04:10]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.429 = 0.858 BTC [+]	[04:23]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60718 @ 0.00099433 = 60.3737 BTC [+] {3}	[04:23]
mircea_popescu	لهَوَى النّفُوسِ سَرِيرَةٌ لا تُعْلَمُ	[04:25]
mircea_popescu	curious if anyone maanges to translate that	[04:25]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 14 @ 0.04120842 = 0.5769 BTC [-] {3}	[04:29]
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*	Topic for #bitcoin-assets set by kakobrekla!~kako@unaffiliated/kakobrekla at Wed Mar 5 21:58:12 2014	[12:39]
-assbot-	Welcome to #bitcoin-assets. To get voice (ie, to be able to speak), first identify with gribble and then send "!up" to assbot in a private message. If you do not have a WoT account, try politely asking one of the voiced people for a temporary pass.	[12:39]
mircea_popescu	;;eauth mircea_popescu	[12:40]
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mircea_popescu	https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-vs-berkshire-hathaway-march-2015/300-bitcoins-worth-more << Volume (total) 2 shares ; Volume (7 days) 0 shares	[12:42]
assbot	300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious	[12:42]
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mircea_popescu	http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/	[12:42]
assbot	BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (93%) on Yes, 77.59 B (7%) on No \| closing in 9 months 4 days \| weight: 81`865 (100`000 to 1)	[12:42]
mircea_popescu	;;ticker	[12:42]
gribble	Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker \| Best bid: 447.89, Best ask: 448.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.49, 24 hour volume: 4121.22830484, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.67, 24 hour vwap: 448.863344347	[12:42]
mircea_popescu	;;calc 2 * 20 / 448.863344347 / (1007.93+77.5)	[12:42]
gribble	8.2100164935e-05	[12:42]
mircea_popescu	i would say that's roughly the proportion between predictious and bitbet : 8e-5 to 1	[12:43]
mircea_popescu	somewhat reminiscent of zerohedge's humiliation last year	[12:43]
mircea_popescu	http://trilema.com/2013/zonehedge-wow-such-durden-much-info-about-useless/	[12:43]
assbot	ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[12:43]
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mircea_popescu	!up Asa9	[12:49]
-assbot-	You voiced Asa9 for 30 minutes.	[12:49]
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mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/avantgame/status/467076435916505088	[12:55]
assbot	TIME magazine/.com invites me to write one article a week for them. "This is a platform, not a freelance assignment, so it is unpaid." HAHA	[12:55]
mircea_popescu	just in case you were doubting my sayings about journos.	[12:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]	[12:56]
fluffypony	lol	[12:57]
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fluffypony	davout:)	[12:57]
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davout	hello	[13:00]
Asa9	oh ty mp sir!	[13:00]
mircea_popescu	yw	[13:00]
Asa9	how have you been, sir?	[13:01]
mircea_popescu	https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnuGeL2IIAEX0pZ.jpg << apparently it's doggy's fave spot to hide in.	[13:01]
mircea_popescu	Asa9 i have been a bitch to deal with. you ?	[13:01]
Asa9	lol! I'm in the process of moving to a new house I just bought.	[13:01]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04276666 = 0.2566 BTC [+] {2}	[13:02]
mircea_popescu	fair enough.	[13:02]
mircea_popescu	who the fuck is pat burns, tat ? some athlete guy ?	[13:02]
Asa9	Early in the morning here, so I thought i'd check out some fast chats :D	[13:02]
mircea_popescu	this shit's unreadable, omfg the derp. not your fault even, i imagine what the input material should have been like.	[13:04]
mircea_popescu	but speaking of altcoins, fluffypony why not just use altcoin for w/e wallet you were trying to do ? unlike vericoin or w/e, it's not going to be going anywhere and doesn't actually need anyone's approval/support.	[13:04]
mircea_popescu	or should i say anyone elses'.	[13:05]
fluffypony	well	[13:05]
fluffypony	the aim was to have a more general use altcoin remittance system	[13:05]
mircea_popescu	that's not telling me anything	[13:05]
fluffypony	the Vertcoin thing was a failed suggestion from people who thought it would be a good idea	[13:05]
fluffypony	but moving forward, since we're no longer bound to that	[13:06]
fluffypony	we can support ATC	[13:06]
mircea_popescu	what is the difference between "supporting atc" and vertcoin ?	[13:06]
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mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists. << you gotta stop saving on whores man.	[13:07]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: we weren't just going to support Vertcoin, we were going to be exclusively Vertcoin for the first few months	[13:07]
mircea_popescu	exactly.	[13:07]
mircea_popescu	why aren't you anymore ? (because reddit sunk the vertcoin, i thought). why not move to atc, it can't be sunk by reddit.	[13:08]
mircea_popescu	is my reasoning here.	[13:08]
fluffypony	ah	[13:08]
fluffypony	well	[13:08]
fluffypony	the focus on Vertcoin wasn't just for shits and giggles, the idea was that the IPO would be a VTC-only IPO, so the focus on Vertcoin would also provide benefit to them	[13:09]
moiety	good morning! :D	[13:09]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony okay ? so ?	[13:09]
mircea_popescu	moiety hi there!	[13:09]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: so what, have an ATC IPO? :-P	[13:09]
moiety	cazalla: good for you, stick at it and it will be worthwhile :D	[13:09]
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mircea_popescu	fluffypony if your ipo is atc only, it provides some benefit to atc. you can mine some, which puts you in the same position as if you had mined some vertcoin	[13:10]
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mircea_popescu	;;later tell bingoboingo i am shocked, shocked i say, to find sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim available in the us. it's my first line against infection, it's very well tolerated and extremely cheap. yet well hated in the us, probably for these reasons.	[13:11]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[13:11]
fluffypony	I know - but we've shelved the "big" IPO and raised a smaller amount privately, so the idea is that we're going to complete the product and bring it to market, and then if we feel it necessary we can always do a second round of funding to enable merchant acquisition	[13:12]
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mircea_popescu	ah. you gonna get pissy if i tell you the whole adventure simply displays a shocking lack of strategic competence on your team ? :D	[13:12]
fluffypony	no, you're right	[13:13]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00099876 = 12.9839 BTC [+]	[13:13]
fluffypony	I got sold on the idea against my better instincts	[13:13]
fluffypony	and better judgement	[13:13]
mircea_popescu	use this bitchin' resource we got here. i know it's counterintuitive to just be plain about things, there's this deeply drilled in idea that business "must be sikrit".	[13:13]
mircea_popescu	nothing could be further from the truth, and this is experience not a guess.	[13:14]
fluffypony	the takeaway for me has been that there are precious few business people in this space, just a bunch of nerds that think running an ecommerce store == being a businessman	[13:14]
mircea_popescu	i can undersign that.	[13:14]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: I know - it was all too haphazard and I didn't think things through or talk about them here	[13:14]
fluffypony	critical failures, but failures to learn from	[13:15]
mircea_popescu	in candor, i was sorta getting myself settled with popcorn to see how your thing will catastrophically fail by autumn.	[13:15]
mircea_popescu	lucky you, you failed early.	[13:15]
fluffypony	yep	[13:15]
mircea_popescu	anyone ever had elderberry flower cordial ?	[13:16]
fluffypony	yes!	[13:16]
fluffypony	they have it at one of the delis here, it's delicious	[13:17]
mircea_popescu	im making five gallons or so.	[13:17]
fluffypony	nom	[13:17]
moiety	I've had elderberry wine. i don't think this is the same	[13:17]
mircea_popescu	it's quite traditionally romanian/balkan, is the deli owner from like constanta ?	[13:17]
mircea_popescu	moiety might be this with alcohol added, or an entirely diff thing	[13:17]
punkman	elderberry wine uses the berries	[13:18]
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punkman	I don't think they usually add alcohol, just ferment as usual	[13:18]
mircea_popescu	a, that also works	[13:18]
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punkman	I'm gonna make some loquat juice today	[13:19]
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mircea_popescu	eriobotrya ?	[13:20]
mircea_popescu	that's great for bingo's womanly problems, it clears utis something fierce.	[13:20]
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mircea_popescu	!up Shakespeare	[13:21]
-assbot-	You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes.	[13:21]
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Shakespeare	wassup sluts	[13:21]
punkman	haven't tried juicing them before, but since I got so many	[13:21]
mircea_popescu	was just derping about your post. man that was painful to read.	[13:21]
davout	customers cocks	[13:21]
Shakespeare	just posted a blog update	[13:21]
mircea_popescu	http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-05-2014#677233	[13:22]
assbot	#bitcoin-assets log	[13:22]
Shakespeare	well don't shoot the noob liveblogging messenger!	[13:22]
Shakespeare	pat Burnett	[13:22]
Shakespeare	dammit	[13:22]
Shakespeare	spellcheck	[13:22]
Shakespeare	pat byrne	[13:22]
mircea_popescu	"I got the impression that she is a savvy professional that has begun to wrangle in books that were previously lacking." finally.	[13:22]
Shakespeare	overstock	[13:22]
mircea_popescu	jody who ?	[13:23]
Shakespeare	dunno ill check later	[13:23]
mircea_popescu	anyway, the patrick byrne dood... he can't fucking read, derping about rousseau ?	[13:23]
mircea_popescu	rousseau could read.	[13:23]
mircea_popescu	i guess it's great for all these muppets that i don't tend to show up at these things.	[13:24]
Shakespeare	it was funny when hebspoke Chinese	[13:24]
Shakespeare	almost racist	[13:24]
mircea_popescu	why ?	[13:24]
mircea_popescu	that i read as the only + in there, at leastr man speaks chinese.	[13:24]
fluffypony	"I’d like to dual list on NASDAQ and the blockchain"	[13:24]
fluffypony	so like a 3PO but better?	[13:25]
Shakespeare	cuz he responding to a guy from china who wasn't speaking Chinese	[13:25]
mircea_popescu	jurov:"emerged from stealth" << am lolling with you here.	[13:25]
mircea_popescu	the implicit proposition is that they are already big but also new.	[13:25]
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mircea_popescu	as contradictiory and nonsensical as that may be, it's not intended for thinking people	[13:25]
fluffypony	I emerge from stealth every morning just btw	[13:25]
mircea_popescu	it's intended for overgrown kids.	[13:25]
mircea_popescu	Shakespeare oh. ouch.	[13:25]
mircea_popescu	wait. how can a guy from china not speak chinese ?	[13:26]
mircea_popescu	was byrne's chinese so bad the guy didn't even recognise it ?	[13:26]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: I got the impression that he can speak English really well, so he asked the q in English	[13:26]
mircea_popescu	or did he use the wrong "chinese"	[13:26]
fluffypony	and the Byrne replied in Chinese	[13:26]
mircea_popescu	o o	[13:26]
mircea_popescu	that's impolite.	[13:26]
fluffypony	because such impress	[13:26]
fluffypony	especially to an English speaking audience	[13:26]
mircea_popescu	o boy.	[13:26]
fluffypony	from now on I'm responding to all questions asked here in Afrikaans	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	you know, judging by the average worldliness displayed by us folk you'd think that entire continent consists of one huge barn. wtf.	[13:27]
fluffypony	except my Afrikaans is rubbish	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	isn't that basically a dutch creole ?	[13:27]
fluffypony	yes	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	so then just speak mangled dutch	[13:27]
fluffypony	hah hah	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	>D	[13:27]
fluffypony	it's more guttural and a lot uglier sounding than Dutch	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	o.O	[13:27]
mircea_popescu	now how the fuck can something sound uglier than dutch	[13:28]
fluffypony	except I once heard a recording of some chick reading Afrikaans poetry, and it was beautiful	[13:28]
mircea_popescu	more... GUTTURAL !?	[13:28]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: deep guttural G sound everywhere	[13:28]
mircea_popescu	is this afrikaans thing spoken by sharpening metal blades on rocks ?	[13:28]
fluffypony	lol	[13:28]
davout	speaking dutch with a mouth full of m&ms sounds more accurate	[13:29]
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mircea_popescu	davout hey, how come fanny never caught the irc bug	[13:29]
davout	what do i know :)	[13:29]
davout	also she hardly turns her computer on, she's too busy with her horse thing exams	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	a	[13:30]
davout	which is incidentally going pretty well	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	horse exams ;/	[13:30]
davout	she did her first pro contest beginning of this weel	[13:30]
davout	*week	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	you just... jump on the horse and go. what exams!	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	jesus these people know how to take the fun out of anything	[13:30]
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davout	ended up in 4th position on 80 contestants	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	!up yulierawati	[13:30]
-assbot-	You voiced yulierawati for 30 minutes.	[13:30]
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fluffypony	"He said their hardware wallet had many more features than Trezor"	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	davout wow	[13:30]
davout	dat pride	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	she wasn't even that tiny, how the hell ?	[13:30]
mircea_popescu	wait, was it race or dressage	[13:31]
davout	like i tell her, the horse does all the work	[13:31]
davout	neither	[13:31]
davout	like jumping	[13:31]
davout	but with time taken into account as well	[13:31]
davout	it's like they sort contestants by fouls (like the bars that the horse touches and make fall) and then by time	[13:32]
davout	racing is for skinny midgets :D	[13:32]
moiety	punkman: what do loquats taste like?	[13:33]
mircea_popescu	ah	[13:33]
moiety	i don't like horse racing, when they fall D;	[13:33]
davout	moiety: at least it makes some butcher happy	[13:33]
mircea_popescu	moiety you don't always break the horse's leg on a fall.	[13:33]
moiety	do the fallen ones get eaten?	[13:34]
mircea_popescu	in general yo ushould be able to save it.	[13:34]
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davout	moiety: if they have something broken, i guess it depends on whether they were medicated	[13:34]
moiety	recently, there was a runaway horse that had no jockey and it banged into another one and they both had to be put down	[13:34]
punkman	moiety, I'd say it's kinda unique, a bit citrus-y, but I'm not good at describing such things	[13:34]
mircea_popescu	punkman "it tastes like woman with a career"	[13:35]
davout	yeah, horses are pretty fragile, they have thin legs compared to their weight, no wonder it breaks so easily	[13:35]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.43509379 = 3.0457 BTC [+] {5}	[13:35]
davout	also some horses that could be saved simply aren't because it doesn't make economical sense	[13:35]
fluffypony	railzand pointed this out to me - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0	[13:36]
assbot	Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions	[13:36]
punkman	moiety: " a mix of peach, citrus and mild mango."	[13:36]
mircea_popescu	europe sits atop a lake of fine wine in which supernumerary purebreed horses are flung.	[13:36]
moiety	and they surprise them all the time too because the gaps after the hedges change, so if there is no jockey, they don't get warned early enough to jump	[13:36]
fluffypony	any thoughts?	[13:36]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42942928 BTC [-]	[13:36]
moiety	punkman: oh that sounds really nice actually	[13:36]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony how is it different from a repurposed yubikey ?	[13:36]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: seems to be more squarely aimed at the "convenience" crowd	[13:37]
fluffypony	the widespread adoption pitch seems to be a popular one lately	[13:37]
mircea_popescu	;;later tell cevidad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0	[13:37]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[13:37]
assbot	Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions	[13:37]
assbot	Error \| Bitcointa.lk	[13:37]
fluffypony	"bringing it to the masses"	[13:37]
mircea_popescu	;;seen cevidad	[13:37]
gribble	I have not seen cevidad.	[13:37]
mircea_popescu	shit.	[13:37]
davout	mircea_popescu: it's cedivad i reckon	[13:37]
mircea_popescu	;;seen cedivad	[13:38]
gribble	cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: i actually have one, but i never really wrote about hashfast, bitcointa.lk or any other of my web-related experiences (i manage some really huge websites)...	[13:38]
davout	-> davidec	[13:38]
mircea_popescu	;;later tell cedivad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0	[13:38]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[13:38]
assbot	Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions	[13:38]
assbot	Error \| Bitcointa.lk	[13:38]
mircea_popescu	davout yeah, i used to know it, then someone perturbed me ;/	[13:38]
mircea_popescu	now i misknow it	[13:38]
mircea_popescu	O WOE	[13:38]
davout	;;tslb	[13:38]
gribble	Time since last block: 20 minutes and 1 second	[13:38]
davout	bitcoin, be faster	[13:39]
mircea_popescu	davout my bank reported a hold and payment i completed at like 4am monday after noon wednesday.	[13:40]
mircea_popescu	it's a societe generale subsidiary, too. i really would like to know how the fuck that worked.	[13:41]
mircea_popescu	"o he's a good guy, let's just give him three days' full credit"	[13:41]
davout	wat, you made a payment to someone at sg and it's stuck ?	[13:46]
mircea_popescu	no. i made a payment to someone, which went through, and it wasn't stuck. monday morning.	[13:47]
mircea_popescu	this was announced on my account however, after two full closes.	[13:47]
mircea_popescu	sort-of like you buy 1mn shares of apple today, hold them till monday, then sell them, and simply pocket the difference, without any capital exposure.	[13:47]
davout	i don't get it	[13:49]
davout	ok, the payment got reported later	[13:49]
davout	on wednesday, after being made on monday?	[13:49]
mircea_popescu	yes.	[13:49]
davout	do you know when it was received?	[13:50]
mircea_popescu	it's so unexpectedly absurd i can see why it'd be hard to grok.	[13:50]
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mircea_popescu	it was received on monday.	[13:50]
davout	same bank?	[13:50]
mircea_popescu	nope.	[13:51]
davout	they probably have two cut-offs for transfers and periodically synchronized web interface	[13:51]
mircea_popescu	no, this was their own direct interface. the non-web ms-dos looking thing.	[13:52]
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mircea_popescu	!up kdomanski_	[13:52]
-assbot-	You voiced kdomanski_ for 30 minutes.	[13:52]
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davout	the way banks handle dates is still shrouded in mystery to me	[13:52]
mircea_popescu	yeah but in this case i could have emptied my account and walked. at any point... tuesday.	[13:53]
mircea_popescu	or monday. or wed.	[13:53]
davout	just because it wasn't reported to you doesn't mean it wasn't taken into account wrt what you could still transfer out	[13:53]
davout	hypotheticals hypotheticals	[13:54]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13850 @ 0.00099611 = 13.7961 BTC [-]	[13:54]
davout	for example, due to the way transferring btc out at BC works, you can have an executed transfer that's still marked as pending on the web interface	[13:55]
mircea_popescu	davout i tell you, it's not a matter of it being reported to me. cashier had no trace of it.	[13:55]
mircea_popescu	acct showed full amt. etc.	[13:55]
davout	weird	[13:55]
davout	sg subsidiary, fernch technology, who's to know	[13:55]
davout	and when is say fernch i mean fernch	[13:56]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43788 BTC [+]	[13:57]
davout	on an unrelated note i'm buying a romanian made car today	[13:58]
mircea_popescu	ferhch lol	[13:59]
mircea_popescu	o, the duster ?	[13:59]
davout	fanny wants a duster, i'd rather pay for a sandero	[13:59]
mircea_popescu	davout anyway, the discussion was re "why are you not faster bitcoin"	[14:00]
mircea_popescu	;;tslb	[14:00]
gribble	Time since last block: 2 minutes and 35 seconds	[14:00]
mircea_popescu	better than 3 days.	[14:00]
davout	o yea, bitcoin, the fastestest	[14:00]
davout	i'm off, these cars don't just buy themselves	[14:00]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.0313999 = 0.8164 BTC [+] {2}	[14:03]
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bounce	could use one of these: http://thingm.com/products/blink-1/ -- cool thingy, got kickstarter-funded august 2012. can you buy'em? in two online stores! well, only one, the other gives a page not found. and their own doesn't sell this one, it only sells the mk2. well, pre-orders for the mk2. which is on possible production problem hold. so, no, they really don't sell much of anything.	[14:10]
assbot	blink(1) \| ThingM	[14:10]
fluffypony	lol	[14:11]
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mircea_popescu	bounce lol	[14:19]
mircea_popescu	i wonder how much of the us economy will move on that model.	[14:20]
mircea_popescu	it has a distinctively soviet flavour. "in our country you can buy anything yo ucan possibly wish for, on the cheap."	[14:20]
mircea_popescu	"god help you if you want running hot water"	[14:20]
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mircea_popescu	"violet blue ® @violetblue · 12m Tried to disable all Gmail Labs to try and eclipse the 707, but I get a Google server error message and can't save settings. Great."	[14:22]
mircea_popescu	i can't even make heads or tails of wtf she's on about. basically google has created a new breed of hermetic nonsense.	[14:23]
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fluffypony	"eclipse the 707"	[14:33]
fluffypony	is that sikrit kode?	[14:33]
mircea_popescu	no idea	[14:33]
mircea_popescu	http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/#c2917	[14:42]
assbot	BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (73%) on Yes, 11.38 B (27%) on No \| closing in 4 weeks 12 hours \| weight: 16`539 (100`000 to 1)	[14:42]
mircea_popescu	the public hath spoken	[14:42]
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chetty	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphia	[15:06]
assbot	Hypergraphia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia	[15:06]
chetty	Think thats anyone we know??	[15:06]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00415735 = 0.4157 BTC [+]	[15:11]
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mircea_popescu	lmao	[15:15]
mircea_popescu	chetty I COULD STOP AT ANY TIME I WANTED TO	[15:15]
chetty	mircea_popescu, of course you could :P	[15:18]
mircea_popescu	lol	[15:19]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.458 BTC [+]	[15:41]
punkman	https://bitcoinstarter.com/projects/629	[15:42]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4581 BTC [+]	[15:42]
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mircea_popescu	punkman you got a means to contact the chick ?	[15:46]
mircea_popescu	"0 backers pledged 0.00270000 Ƀ" lawl	[15:46]
punkman	http://www.reddit.com/user/anarkitty	[15:46]
assbot	overview for anarkitty	[15:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]	[15:46]
mircea_popescu	http://www.anarkitty.co.uk/ ?	[15:46]
assbot	Anarkitty	[15:46]
punkman	probably not	[15:47]
mircea_popescu	you got a reddit acct ?	[15:47]
punkman	nah	[15:47]
punkman	fluffypony does	[15:48]
fluffypony	lol	[15:48]
mircea_popescu	hey fluff, mind sending the girl a pm to come here ?	[15:48]
mircea_popescu	i think ima back her.	[15:48]
fluffypony	apparently I have hundreds	[15:48]
fluffypony	sure	[15:48]
mircea_popescu	danke.	[15:48]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+]	[15:48]
punkman	I lol'd https://oilrigcontractors.com/	[15:49]
assbot	OilRigContractors.com is brought to you by Rothstein & Company Oil Rig Contractors Limited, a private limited company incorporated in the United Kingdom with Company Registration Number 08987618.	[15:49]
punkman	that gif	[15:49]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]	[15:51]
mircea_popescu	lmaop	[15:55]
fluffypony	the whole HYIP thing is just circlejerky, bunch of people at the top making money	[15:55]
fluffypony	and the guys running the forums and the shill accounts too	[15:55]
fluffypony	it's kinda exactly like Warrior Forum and BHW :-P	[15:55]
mircea_popescu	they;re not really making money	[15:55]
mircea_popescu	unlike the wf/bhw/btctalk etc	[15:56]
fluffypony	I'm sure they get enough people to "invest"	[15:56]
mircea_popescu	no see this is the problem : petty crime is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.	[15:56]
punkman	yeah but those "investors" only have $0.50	[15:56]
mircea_popescu	at least if you sling dope you get to have some fun	[15:56]
mircea_popescu	online fraud... meh.	[15:56]
fluffypony	it's like pirateat40 - Advanced Edition	[15:57]
fluffypony	just with smaller money	[15:57]
fluffypony	*moneys	[15:57]
mircea_popescu	hardly.	[15:57]
mircea_popescu	the cases where one strikes oil a la pirate are rare.	[15:58]
mircea_popescu	the thing works on the same econoimics as the spam "business".	[15:58]
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fluffypony	"LICENSED SCRIPT"	[15:58]
fluffypony	well that's a relief	[15:58]
fluffypony	for a moment I thought their script was unlicensed	[15:58]
mircea_popescu	http://trilema.com/2012/and-another-one-bites-the-dust-bitmarketeu/ < discussed there	[15:59]
assbot	And another one bites the dust : bitmarket.eu pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[15:59]
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[]bot	Bet placed: 19.5 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 91(Y):9(N) by coin, 92(Y):8(N) by weight. Total bet: 1105.01619404 BTC. Current weight: 81,824.	[16:01]
mircea_popescu	o hey.	[16:02]
fluffypony	O.o	[16:05]
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mircea_popescu	;;rated punkman	[16:11]
gribble	You rated user punkman on Sun Apr 13 18:38:02 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: New blood.	[16:11]
Panadol_____	pankkake parseval_ paxtoncamaro91 Perlboy phf phish pigeons pizzaman1337 PsychoticBoy Pucilowski punkman	[16:11]
mircea_popescu	;;rate punkman 1 Talent scout and secret agent.	[16:11]
gribble	Rating entry successful. Your rating for user punkman has changed from 1 to 1.	[16:11]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.cosbycoin.com/	[16:36]
assbot	cosbycoin	[16:36]
mircea_popescu	"A video based conferencing technologies has been a great challenge for non-cooperating technologies. The video conferencing services are associated with configurations and compatibility. Some managed network services are now offered organizations continue their import voice based meetings and cloud based conferencing services that help individual executives. It is more reliability as well as ease of use. The cloud bas	[16:36]
mircea_popescu	ed type of conferencing services can provide a great return on investment ROI and help save time."	[16:36]
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fluffypony	what did I just read	[16:42]
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fluffypony	with all the redundancy, that blog post needs to RIP in pieces	[16:43]
mircea_popescu	yes. there would be indeed technology ? answer lies inside.	[16:43]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu be honest with us	[16:44]
mircea_popescu	return on investment roi.	[16:44]
fluffypony	this is the guy you're keeping to run S.LIMBS isn't it	[16:44]
mircea_popescu	lol	[16:44]
mircea_popescu	you gotta admire the good quality generator tho.	[16:44]
fluffypony	article rewriters seem to be getting a little better with time too	[16:45]
pankkake	I wonder, in how many years we won't be sure we are talking to/reading an human on the internet	[16:45]
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pankkake	the issue is that it just be a dumb human	[16:46]
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fluffypony	pankkake: cleverbot is already leading the way	[16:46]
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mircea_popescu	pankkake this is just a restatement of why you can't have "decentralised" stock exchanges.	[16:46]
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mircea_popescu	you trust the content based on it being signed by trustworthy sources.	[16:46]
mircea_popescu	!up jespern	[16:46]
-assbot-	You voiced jespern for 30 minutes.	[16:46]
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mircea_popescu	!up mumu	[16:46]
-assbot-	You voiced mumu for 30 minutes.	[16:46]
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pankkake	ahah, imagine a bot creating businesses	[16:46]
mircea_popescu	believe it or not it's actually being worked on.	[16:46]
fluffypony	pankkake: you could have an ARMY of trolls!	[16:47]
pankkake	my troll is handcrafted, we're not skimping on the quality	[16:47]
mircea_popescu	this is like the idea that buttcrafted shit is somehoiw better shit than mass produced shit.	[16:47]
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fluffypony	Etsy is the bane of my existence	[16:48]
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fluffypony	the wife sees stuff on it and is like "OMFG LOOK HOW AMAZING COZ HANDCRAFTED"	[16:48]
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fluffypony	and then 20 seconds of searching finds the same crap on banggood or aliexpress	[16:48]
fluffypony	"handmade"	[16:48]
pankkake	handmade… by a chinese	[16:48]
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danielpbarron	that sounds like "DACs" or whatever they are called (decentralized autonomous corporations a.k.a. scams)	[16:50]
fluffypony	The Future of Business (tm)	[16:51]
mircea_popescu	so it does.	[16:52]
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mircea_popescu	!up Shakespeare	[17:07]
-assbot-	You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes.	[17:07]
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fluffypony	!up Shakespeare	[17:07]
fluffypony	oh	[17:07]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27439139	[17:07]
assbot	BBC News - Bosnia and Serbia emergency after 'worst ever' floods	[17:08]
mircea_popescu	and I was complaining.	[17:08]
Shakespeare	ur gonna love this	[17:08]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7388 @ 0.00099611 = 7.3593 BTC [+]	[17:08]
Shakespeare	When asked what one Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - Brock Pierce	[17:08]
mircea_popescu	wait, the guy has money to invest somehow now ?	[17:08]
fluffypony	we should get him to invest in S.OBVSKAM	[17:08]
mircea_popescu	wasn'ty he supposed to be a lawyer ?	[17:08]
Shakespeare	no he's the alleged peso dude	[17:09]
Shakespeare	pedo	[17:09]
mircea_popescu	o o	[17:09]
mircea_popescu	ahahahaha	[17:09]
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mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/467306096970178560	[17:10]
assbot	When asked what one #Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - /brockpierce via /Bitcoin_Assets	[17:10]
TomServo	lol	[17:11]
mircea_popescu	gotta love these people's show biz prior experience.	[17:11]
mircea_popescu	they know how to protect themselves and what to say.	[17:11]
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TomServo	His last post is a link to "Why Mastercoin Could Go to 1 BTC"... not going to read it, sorry.	[17:12]
mircea_popescu	Why The Sky May Contain A Pie, And Wherebouts Would It Be.	[17:13]
jborkl	Well we were better off with the sr and ml than peepee touchers	[17:13]
mircea_popescu	jborkl they. what do we care ?	[17:13]
mircea_popescu	not like WE're the ones going to hang out with the menagerie.	[17:13]
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mircea_popescu	well except for tat, who has an apparent penchant for stepping in sheit.	[17:13]
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jborkl	tat will never be the same	[17:14]
mircea_popescu	at least unlike nefario's lolference coupla years ago, these schmucks kinda know they don't belong in here.	[17:14]
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jborkl	well you know you make a really good point as always	[17:15]
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fluffypony	nubbins`: just in case you missed it, we've all spoken in your absence and decided we need #bitcoin-assets t-shirts made, plz make happen	[17:15]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350999 = 0.294 BTC [+]	[17:16]
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mircea_popescu	!up frothy	[17:16]
-assbot-	You voiced frothy for 30 minutes.	[17:16]
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nubbins`	hi friends	[17:16]
nubbins`	fluffypony i just got a ;;later tell about just that	[17:16]
fluffypony	exce-rent	[17:16]
mircea_popescu	frothy are you the pierced chick fluffy was gonna contact ?	[17:17]
nubbins`	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyuQe8n9Xyg	[17:17]
assbot	Lagwagon - May 16 - YouTube	[17:17]
frothy	nope	[17:17]
mircea_popescu	aok	[17:17]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07350999 = 0.3675 BTC [+]	[17:17]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: sent a msg, haven't had a reply	[17:17]
mircea_popescu	so who are you then	[17:17]
nubbins`	^ i always feel good when i remember this song on this day	[17:17]
frothy	curious bystander	[17:17]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` how's life treatin ya ?	[17:17]
nubbins`	mp not bad, v busy these days	[17:17]
nubbins`	lotta projects on the go, not much free time for irc	[17:18]
mircea_popescu	better than hanging out all day like all teh other bums.	[17:18]
nubbins`	heh. well, to a point	[17:18]
mircea_popescu	:p	[17:18]
nubbins`	today tho, i plan on listening to music from my youth and drinking Krombacher	[17:18]
nubbins`	and not working	[17:19]
fluffypony	because you have those pesky t-shirts to design?	[17:19]
fluffypony	:-P	[17:19]
nubbins`	people keep mentioning t-shirts, but without any details XD	[17:19]
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fluffypony	nubbins`: witty remark on the front	[17:20]
fluffypony	cool bitcoin-assets logo-ish thing on the back	[17:20]
fluffypony	or the other way round	[17:20]
nubbins`	"the bee-dash-ay took my baby away?"	[17:20]
nubbins`	styled #b-a, of course	[17:21]
fluffypony	lol	[17:21]
TomServo	what about "too honest for a shady logo"	[17:21]
nubbins`	"too drunk to fuck"	[17:22]
fluffypony	maybe we should come up with a couple and then put it to a gpg signed vote	[17:22]
mircea_popescu	someone had a kickass idea these days about a b-a shirt	[17:22]
mircea_popescu	but i forgot wtf it was	[17:22]
nubbins`	wait, no, that's a dead kennedys song.	[17:22]
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nubbins`	mircea_popescu thank dog for the log!	[17:23]
nubbins`	...actually that's not bad right there	[17:23]
mircea_popescu	ya srsly.	[17:23]
mircea_popescu	:D	[17:23]
fluffypony	lol	[17:23]
fluffypony	as long as we don't end up with "thank doge" due to a misprint	[17:23]
nubbins`	i don't make misprints :D	[17:23]
nubbins`	actually, that's a lie. we have a box full of misprinted shirts that we use for test prints	[17:24]
nubbins`	when too covered in ink, we cut 'em up for cleaning rags	[17:24]
nubbins`	nothing wasted!	[17:24]
nubbins`	anyway, fun times these days. we had a big show on the 4th	[17:26]
nubbins`	lotta art got sold, lotta live music got listened to	[17:26]
nubbins`	i got drunker than i planned, smoked a ton of drugs, and still managed to not lose track of the money	[17:27]
mircea_popescu	o hey wd.	[17:27]
mircea_popescu	lol bitch got money on her mind.	[17:27]
fluffypony	dat skillz	[17:27]
nubbins`	yah	[17:27]
nubbins`	the Square app + credit card reader helped a lot	[17:27]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00711996 = 0.1068 BTC [+] {2}	[17:27]
nubbins`	it lets ya track cash sales too	[17:27]
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TomServo	nubbins`: does that still have no fees?	[17:28]
nubbins`	2.75% i think	[17:28]
nubbins`	standard cc fee	[17:28]
nubbins`	oh started making plans for yoorup vacation too	[17:28]
nubbins`	france+netherlands+germany	[17:29]
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nubbins`	oh hey, someone interviewed vexual	[17:35]
nubbins`	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFi6QVlE6rc	[17:35]
assbot	Strange Guy Interviewed - YouTube	[17:35]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.031389 = 0.2825 BTC [-]	[17:36]
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mircea_popescu	i forget, what was theymos' real name ?	[17:38]
nubbins`	don't think i ever knew it	[17:38]
nubbins`	Steve Spiros?	[17:39]
jborkl	Gavin Andresen: Rising Transaction Fees Could Price Poor Out of Bitcoin	[17:39]
nubbins`	fun fact, poor people don't own btc	[17:41]
jborkl	yeah, kinda a logic loop fail there on Gavins part	[17:41]
nubbins`	"paying 50 cents to move $10k worth of currency could price poor out of bitcoin"	[17:43]
mircea_popescu	actually, i pay 2-5 dollars on a regular basis for 10-100k worth of btc.	[17:43]
nubbins`	"I can't afford these transaction fees," tweeted Steve Spiros from his iPhone 5S	[17:43]
mircea_popescu	i don't see the problem with it. and i do not see what business children / poor people have in bitcoin.	[17:43]
mircea_popescu	money is not for children, money is for adults. school and , in some jurisdictions, cock sucking is for children.	[17:44]
jborkl	western union charging $20 to send $400 seems to work for poor people all the time	[17:44]
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nubbins`	jborkl YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE	[17:48]
nubbins`	brb popping 3 doors down to have a beer with the hippies	[17:48]
pankkake	I'm a cheap ass, I almost always send zero fee	[17:49]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00099361 = 8.545 BTC [-]	[18:03]
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mike_c	ascii's been quiet lately. must be working hard!	[18:08]
mike_c	cardano needs more power!	[18:08]
mike_c	(yes, a tim allen reference)	[18:09]
thestringpuller	the cardano lives	[18:09]
thestringpuller	YES IT IS ALIVE	[18:09]
thestringpuller	mike_c what's the action? where da work at?	[18:09]
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mike_c	who knows man, i am drowning in fucking shell scripts.	[18:09]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.00616993 = 0.1851 BTC [+] {4}	[18:10]
thestringpuller	yum bash scripts	[18:10]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00099361 = 10.6813 BTC [-]	[18:10]
mike_c	sed 's/me working/hire someone/g'	[18:10]
midnightmagic	mikaeldice_ mike_c MiningBuddy- mircea_popescu mius mixdio	[18:10]
mircea_popescu	mike_c afaik he was moving.	[18:10]
mike_c	ah, to the new labratory	[18:11]
bounce	shell scripts != bash scripts	[18:11]
mike_c	boratory	[18:11]
mircea_popescu	course that was like a week ago	[18:11]
mike_c	;;google laboratory	[18:11]
gribble	Laboratory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Argonne National Laboratory: ; Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory:	[18:11]
benkay	http://ergoemacs.org/misc/xah_as_good_as_dead.html	[18:11]
assbot	I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee	[18:11]
benkay	poor fucker needs bitcoin ads	[18:11]
benkay	pff mike_c you need bash horsepower?	[18:12]
mike_c	haha "possibly homeless. i fear i lose my internet"	[18:13]
mike_c	glad to see he has priorities	[18:13]
punkman	$1600 rent	[18:13]
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benkay	well his priorities are mad fucked.	[18:13]
mike_c	benkay: you're the one who told me to write this shit myself instead of use ansible. i blame you.	[18:13]
punkman	ansible is awesome	[18:14]
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benkay	i could write it for you man	[18:14]
punkman	except the YAML part	[18:14]
mike_c	i have this thing where i don't trust anyone to setup my servers except me. i should get over it, but i haven't yet.	[18:15]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 69 @ 0.00611448 = 0.4219 BTC [-] {4}	[18:16]
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mircea_popescu	you shouldn't get over it	[18:17]
mircea_popescu	but you will.	[18:17]
punkman	mice_c, if you got a good recipe, I can turn the thing into an ansible script. I don't trust myself to come up with the recipe though.	[18:17]
mike_c	i'll keep that in mind punkman. i've still got a couple more server types to get through.	[18:19]
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benkay	what are you building out, mike_c ?	[18:19]
HeySteve2	some good scambusting here: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/lsm-labs-poorly-veiled-scam/2014/05/16	[18:19]
assbot	LSM Labs: A Poorly-Veiled Scam » CryptoCoinsNews	[18:19]
mike_c	normal webstack. just a little more robust and scalable than usual.	[18:20]
mircea_popescu	lsm labs ?!	[18:21]
mircea_popescu	what were the other labs, ratlabs ?	[18:21]
TomServo	butterfly labs? :)	[18:22]
mircea_popescu	"You will be required to register to Bitcoin Talk and other forums and start conversations on our products. We will advise you what you will need to say. You will need to create 5 accounts for us on bitcoin talk to start with (this takes 7 days to be active). Then I will instruct you on what else needs to be completed."	[18:22]
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HeySteve2	yeah Samuel did a piece on BFL http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/we-need-to-talk-about-butterfly-labs/2014/05/15	[18:23]
assbot	We Need to Talk About Butterfly Labs	[18:23]
HeySteve2	sent him to the trilema link to help his research	[18:23]
mircea_popescu	HeySteve2 link me to twitter of that story ?	[18:24]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0768859 = 0.3075 BTC [-]	[18:24]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.076886 = 2.3066 BTC [+] {3}	[18:25]
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mircea_popescu	nm, found it. and also, why the fuck does the page load > 150 elements ?	[18:25]
mircea_popescu	time for a trim, seriously.	[18:25]
HeySteve2	um yeah, I don't tweet much. not sure how to link to a tweet	[18:26]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07688633 = 1.1533 BTC [+] {4}	[18:26]
mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/CryptoCoinsNews/status/467303616563273728	[18:26]
assbot	LSM Labs: A Poorly-VeiledScam http://t.co/1aTVsxNNvC	[18:26]
HeySteve2	oh right, the date, got it	[18:26]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.076886 = 0.2307 BTC [-] {2}	[18:27]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.00051 = 0.51 BTC [+]	[18:27]
mircea_popescu	about when will mpoe-pr come back : http://trilema.com/2014/the-forum-and-its-implementation/	[18:27]
assbot	The forum and its implementation. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[18:27]
benkay	wow the migration's in full effect	[18:30]
benkay	to argentina, i mean.	[18:31]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAf27OkuYE	[18:43]
assbot	Argentine National Anthem (English Subtitled) - YouTube	[18:43]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00099438 = 8.85 BTC [+]	[18:43]
mircea_popescu	¡Oíd, mortales!, el grito sagrado:	[18:45]
mircea_popescu	¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad!	[18:45]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 70 @ 0.07688705 = 5.3821 BTC [+] {4}	[18:47]
thestringpuller	that post didn't answer the question	[18:48]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.0778631 = 9.3436 BTC [+] {8}	[18:48]
thestringpuller	But i do like the conclusion	[18:49]
thestringpuller	here is no need for social media	[18:49]
mircea_popescu	which question ?	[18:49]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.078 = 2.574 BTC [+]	[18:50]
thestringpuller	THE QUESTION	[18:51]
thestringpuller	I don't even know the question	[18:51]
mircea_popescu	aok.	[18:51]
thestringpuller	you're making me want to start a blog!	[18:52]
mircea_popescu	make it a good one.	[18:52]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14791 @ 0.00099424 = 14.7058 BTC [-] {2}	[18:53]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.078 = 0.234 BTC [+]	[18:54]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2018 @ 0.00012064 = 0.2435 BTC [-] {2}	[18:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share	[19:03]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00099336 = 57.2175 BTC [-]	[19:04]
mircea_popescu	http://buttcoin.org/mining-rigs-3	[19:08]
assbot	Bitcoin Mining Rigs 3: Mine Hard With a Vengeance - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org	[19:08]
mircea_popescu	i lolled	[19:08]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg that one of your rigs ?	[19:08]
fluffypony	no	[19:08]
fluffypony	that's a piece of shelving	[19:09]
mircea_popescu	that's what i meant, the metal	[19:10]
fluffypony	nope, that's literally some shitty shelving from the hardware store	[19:10]
fluffypony	with cable ties	[19:10]
mircea_popescu	ah ok	[19:10]
fluffypony	http://imgur.com/a/Z2szr	[19:10]
assbot	OpenRigs.com Product Pics - Imgur	[19:11]
mike_c	but does it work just as well :D	[19:11]
mircea_popescu	http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/icecubes-m20y9.jpg this is so lulzy	[19:11]
mircea_popescu	"can't use ice like that, it causes condensation	[19:11]
fluffypony	mike_c: yes, but definitely not as solid or wife friendly	[19:11]
mircea_popescu	"well ok, wrap the cup in a towel. condensation problem... no longer immediately visible"	[19:11]
mircea_popescu	forum engineeering.	[19:11]
fluffypony	LOL	[19:11]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony ah i see. yeah.	[19:12]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07895 = 0.3948 BTC [+]	[19:13]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07895 = 0.8685 BTC [+]	[19:14]
mike_c	that site is awesome	[19:14]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.07984431 = 2.9542 BTC [+] {5}	[19:15]
mircea_popescu	it's not bad. course it's a layer of lulz, just as much a satire of its authors intent as of early forum fucktardery.	[19:15]
mike_c	well, i meant that post specifically. those garage pics are great	[19:16]
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mircea_popescu	fo sho	[19:16]
mircea_popescu	http://buttcoin.org/easy-like-sunday-morning << dec 2013, trying to sell this idea that you can't really sell bitcofins.	[19:16]
assbot	Easy like Sunday morning - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org	[19:16]
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mircea_popescu	meanwhile may 2014, people have the reverse problem : can't really buy.	[19:16]
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chetty	DOJ: Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners	[19:19]
mircea_popescu	http://girls.twistys.com/preview/dailyupdates/2014/05/14/caprice-31073/images/full/15.jpg	[19:20]
kakobrekla	http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg	[19:20]
kakobrekla	this was YAH on glbse iirc	[19:20]
kakobrekla	bah	[19:21]
kakobrekla	wrong pic	[19:21]
kakobrekla	http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigmess-bejj0.jpg.jpeg	[19:21]
kakobrekla	thos one	[19:21]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00414925 = 0.1245 BTC [-] {2}	[19:21]
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cgcardona	good morning o/	[19:21]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla yeah i think you're right	[19:22]
mircea_popescu	http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/090613-29359/pics/15.jpg	[19:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0799 = 1.3583 BTC [+]	[19:23]
mircea_popescu	http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/092013-30293/pics/12.jpg	[19:23]
mircea_popescu	http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/122313-31176/pics/15.jpg	[19:23]
mircea_popescu	http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/080913-30321/pics/12.jpg	[19:24]
jborkl	mircea_popescu : is there a public price and volume record of S.MPOE available?	[19:24]
mircea_popescu	i hope i've fixed everyone's productivity.	[19:24]
mircea_popescu	!t m s.mpoe	[19:24]
assbot	[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009876 / 0.00099394 / 0.00099934 (766871 shares, 762.23 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00095539 / 0.00101 (5998711 shares, 5,731.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094532 / 0.00101 (24007139 shares, 22,694.47 BTC)	[19:24]
mircea_popescu	like that ?	[19:24]
jborkl	historic	[19:24]
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mircea_popescu	not unless you've been watching the reported vwap	[19:24]
mircea_popescu	if memory serves mike_c was keeping some data on his blog	[19:25]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07996258 = 0.3199 BTC [+]	[19:25]
mircea_popescu	http://www.btcalpha.com/mpex/stocks/s-mpoe/	[19:25]
jborkl	ok that answered it, I will just start from now	[19:25]
assbot	S.MPOE Analysis - Btc Alpha	[19:25]
mircea_popescu	you can prolly grep the logs for "[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D" it's called often enough	[19:26]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.08003223 = 2.0808 BTC [+] {4}	[19:26]
mike_c	jborkl: kakobrekla sells that data.	[19:26]
mircea_popescu	oh and a special one for pankkake http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/123013-31235/pics/07.jpg	[19:26]
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jborkl	ah ok	[19:27]
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mike_c	if you're looking for full historicals.	[19:27]
kakobrekla	no data is free, you pay for the protocol	[19:27]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08106296 = 0.1621 BTC [+]	[19:28]
kakobrekla	you can parse it from irc and or logs	[19:28]
kakobrekla	bbl	[19:28]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08199916 = 1.968 BTC [+] {4}	[19:30]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-]	[19:30]
mike_c	well, if kakobrekla doesn't mind i'm happy to give you a dump then. i've got them all in a database.	[19:31]
jborkl	cool, that will work	[19:32]
mircea_popescu	http://buttcoin.org/bitcoiner-cult-leader not bad also	[19:32]
assbot	Bitcoiner or cult leader? - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org	[19:32]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.082 = 0.164 BTC [+] {2}	[19:36]
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mircea_popescu	!up foodies	[19:36]
-assbot-	You voiced foodies for 30 minutes.	[19:36]
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foodies	multumesc tizule	[19:37]
foodies	si nu ma refer la assbot	[19:37]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00099004 = 9.0589 BTC [-]	[19:37]
mircea_popescu	it starts by making sense or it gets the hose again.	[19:37]
mike_c	multumesc! the only romanian word i know. 'thank you', right?	[19:38]
foodies	yup	[19:38]
mircea_popescu	mike_c tizule would be the vocative of tiz which denotes someone with the same given name.	[19:38]
mike_c	interesting. but slow down here, if I become multilingual i get kicked out of the US.	[19:40]
mircea_popescu	i wouldn't worry, you're getting kicked out of the us anyway.	[19:40]
mike_c	maybe i'll kick them out and i'll stay.	[19:40]
chetty	mike_c, And thats a bad thing?	[19:40]
mircea_popescu	that's the domain of the childless.	[19:40]
foodies	lol muricans	[19:41]
mike_c	chetty: grandparents get upset if you take their grandchildren to another continent.	[19:41]
chetty	they can go too ya know	[19:42]
mike_c	have you ever spoken to old people? :)	[19:42]
mircea_popescu	i don't think she does much of that :D	[19:42]
chetty	no, I don't talk to myself much	[19:42]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.082 = 1.23 BTC [+] {2}	[19:42]
pankkake	mircea_popescu: weirldly enough, feet is not on my fetish list. it's certainly too mainstream	[19:43]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.082 = 4.92 BTC [+] {4}	[19:43]
mircea_popescu	oh it was bellybutton lint was it	[19:43]
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pankkake	a nice, somewhat deep, round, bellebutton	[19:44]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.08337527 = 5.9196 BTC [+] {7}	[19:44]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00098953 = 25.1341 BTC [-] {3}	[19:44]
mircea_popescu	http://buttcoin.org/bitcoin-women-children-last	[19:44]
assbot	Bitcoin: Women and Children Last - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org	[19:44]
pankkake	defitively no outies	[19:44]
mircea_popescu	possibly the most selfparodying thing on buttcoin.org	[19:45]
mircea_popescu	sounds like a 15yo cracked.com writer is trying to fit in.	[19:45]
mircea_popescu	"Bitcoin, viewed from the outside, seems to be vastly white, male, and very loudly libertarian. This is possibly just a result of a wider problem in the tech world [...]" etc	[19:45]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 129 @ 0.08935059 = 11.5262 BTC [+] {9}	[19:45]
mircea_popescu	being white, male and libertarian is a problem now.	[19:45]
pankkake	I'm actually surprised by the lack of libertarians	[19:45]
mircea_popescu	cause you know, we all wanna be black women working for the govt.	[19:45]
pankkake	well, on bitcointalk and whatever	[19:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 69 @ 0.09446816 = 6.5183 BTC [+] {7}	[19:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 53 @ 0.0355283 = 1.883 BTC [-] {3}	[19:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 106 @ 0.0945 = 10.017 BTC [+]	[19:47]
pankkake	and, interestingly, while my encounters with bitcoiners and libertarians have been both hugely male (or females with "male personalities"), the races have been fairly diverse	[19:49]
fluffypony	yeah	[19:49]
pankkake	I suppose racism still sells more than sexism	[19:49]
fluffypony	the "no women in IT" thing has been done for ages	[19:49]
artifexd	pankkake: Can you make penguirker display the total in bitcoin and whether it was a sell or a buy? Something like "Buy 4882.0000 ATC @ 0.00000220 BTC [0.01074040BTC]"	[19:50]
pankkake	well, I kinda hoped mod6 would make his bot work :p	[19:51]
pankkake	I find the sell/buy thing weird. for bitcoin-central I show wether it's up or down from prev trade, like assbot	[19:51]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00415702 = 0.2079 BTC [+] {2}	[19:51]
pankkake	but perhaps it has a psychological sense	[19:52]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.041 = 0.82 BTC [+]	[19:52]
moiety	pankkake: females with "male personalities" << ??	[19:53]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00415735 = 0.1621 BTC [+]	[19:53]
mike_c	well, it is different info. you can have consecutive buys that are dropping in price if the spread is moving.	[19:53]
pankkake	moiety: for examples females that usually prefer the company of males	[19:54]
mircea_popescu	um. those'd be female personality females.	[19:55]
mircea_popescu	male personality females'd prefer the company of females. right ?	[19:55]
moiety	i thought you meant females masquerading as males	[19:56]
pankkake	as friends, not as sexual partners	[19:56]
pankkake	ahah, no	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	"I walk in and a group of people are already sitting at a long table. I say hi and hover for a second, determining where to sit. Entirely uninvited, and before I even have a chance to react, one guy proceeds to grab me by the waist and pull me into an awkward, grope-y side hug next to him on the bench. To reiterate, I’ve never met this man in my life. I try giving him the benefit of the doubt and make some quip about	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	his being a friendly sort, but it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly when he puts his hand on my leg and leaves it there until I squirm uncomfortably."	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	dude srsly.	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	http://www.ariannasimpson.com/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin-meetup/ this poor woman.	[19:56]
assbot	This is what it's like to be a woman at a Bitcoin meetup - Arianna Simpson	[19:56]
mike_c	old news :) you even commented on that post a while ago	[19:57]
pankkake	except those guys will do it to a male too. I don't like it either but I'm not going to blog about it	[19:57]
pankkake	not that hard to make it known you don't like it	[19:57]
mircea_popescu	mike_c hm, did i totally blank it out ? link ?	[19:57]
mike_c	you did. your comment is still there	[19:57]
mircea_popescu	pankkake you telling me some dude grabbed you by the waist at some event ?	[19:58]
chetty	geeze, enough with putting people in groups - wtf it matters male/female at a btc meetup?	[19:58]
pankkake	plenty of people will grab, touch, whatever	[19:58]
mircea_popescu	ah. her image still doesn't load.	[19:58]
mike_c	http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2014#554955	[19:58]
assbot	#bitcoin-assets log	[19:58]
thestringpuller	chetty do you even leave your cave?	[19:59]
thestringpuller	lolol	[19:59]
thestringpuller	<3	[19:59]
mircea_popescu	i never read it before. i was just looking for the pic.	[19:59]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 99.58971344 BTC to 66`206 shares, 150424 satoshi per share	[19:59]
chetty	thestringpuller, hey I was at the first romanian btc conference!	[20:00]
thestringpuller	o rly?	[20:00]
mircea_popescu	yea, she was there.	[20:01]
chetty	and just an fyi, the only female engineer in biggish corp for years - its not realy a big deal, these women are whiners	[20:02]
fluffypony	chetty: did you accidentally an "as"	[20:02]
mircea_popescu	". Since Bitcoin is still so new, we have the rare opportunity to get onboard before the ship has sailed, becoming knowledgeable before a vast majority of people have ever even heard of it. "	[20:03]
mircea_popescu	ahaha fat fucking chance.	[20:03]
mircea_popescu	"Learning about it now, instead of trying to play catch-up as it often seems like we are in terms of women in STEM fields, programming, or traditional finance, will surely reap great benefits." this is so true, yet so hopeless.	[20:03]
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fluffypony	shame	[20:04]
moiety	if she loves bitcoin so much why is she making everyone out to be creeps? afaik you get creeps at all kinds of gatherings and she'd have a better chance of me even getting to the end of the article if she didn't sound so retarded while whinging	[20:04]
fluffypony	moiety: clearly she's never gone to an IRC meet	[20:04]
fluffypony	although I haven't dared go to one since the 90s	[20:04]
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moiety	i haven't been to any	[20:04]
moiety	but i'm not about to assume that every person is the same	[20:04]
mike_c	we ganging up on arianna? she got groped at the meetup. that seems like a legitimate beef to me.	[20:05]
mircea_popescu	moiety on a plain reading on that article, it'd be because they were creeps.	[20:05]
moiety	she is doing to other people what she doesn't want done to herself	[20:05]
mircea_popescu	i gather she refused further media exposure for the sake of not driving the creep image.	[20:05]
fluffypony	mike_c: I don't think we were ganging up on her	[20:06]
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kakobrekla	fluffypony i have been to a few, dunno why are you having issues with the meets.	[20:06]
kakobrekla	or maybe im a part of that werido group	[20:06]
moiety	mike_c: its a legit gripe to be felt up but not to label all as gropers	[20:06]
mircea_popescu	mike_c tbh having actually read the thing nao, it doesn't seem she's beefing, and moreover the entire feminist/sexism/what have you apparatus is useless and inadequate.	[20:06]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: tech IRC meets !== IRC meets	[20:06]
mircea_popescu	adult woman got stuck among a bunch of weirdo kids.	[20:06]
mike_c	kakobrekla: you care if i publish s.mpoe trade history that I got from your feed?	[20:06]
mircea_popescu	weirdo activities ensued.	[20:06]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: like a bitcoin-assets meet would definitely not be the same as a #sex meet :-P	[20:06]
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kakobrekla	mike_c not really, as i said, data is free, you pay for delivery	[20:07]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony because people at a #sex met would imagine they've got an in already with anyone present ?	[20:07]
mike_c	ok	[20:07]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: exactly	[20:07]
mike_c	jborkl: here you go. https://s3.amazonaws.com/btcalpha/static/mpoe_price.csv	[20:07]
mircea_popescu	all i can say is ew.	[20:07]
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mircea_popescu	moiety honestly i dun see such labelling	[20:09]
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jborkl	thank you mike_c	[20:10]
moiety	i probably shouldn't have ranted second half is sort of different	[20:10]
moiety	i still dont like the title though	[20:10]
mircea_popescu	you can rant, it's allowed :)	[20:10]
fluffypony	moiety: I hear your point, though, and I agree	[20:11]
mircea_popescu	yeah i can attest the title is inept. it + the context + the missing image when mike_c linked it first ensured i wasn't going to read it.	[20:11]
mircea_popescu	it got a 2nd shot once buttderp guy linked it, but it could just as well not have.	[20:11]
moiety	i just really don't like such sweeping statements and i feel she contradicts herself a bit in this article	[20:13]
mircea_popescu	you ever been to a bitcoin event btw ?	[20:13]
fluffypony	moiety wouldn't without her manul	[20:14]
moiety	i haven't actually, scotland is rather sparse for these things and i missed London	[20:14]
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mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/vavamacoin/status/467351846856572932	[20:15]
moiety	but if i turned up to one and someone did that i wouldn't sit and squirm and complain abut it later, i'd say, wanna get off my leg please, kthx	[20:15]
assbot	http://t.co/59ORqW7KbO For the love of toes. (Warning, topless women).	[20:15]
mircea_popescu	omfg i've just been groped on twitter	[20:15]
kakobrekla	a year in this room turns any bitcoin conf into noobfest	[20:15]
mircea_popescu	moiety well what if you kinda liked them	[20:15]
moiety	then its not entirely creeping is it?	[20:16]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: werd	[20:16]
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kakobrekla	you are better off staying home	[20:16]
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fluffypony	BingoBoingo:)	[20:18]
moiety	kakobrekla: just as well, i don't seem to go anywhere	[20:18]
kakobrekla	high five!	[20:19]
moiety	THOUGH! i have had some good news! I think i found a roof :D	[20:19]
moiety	(with walls and floors and everything!)	[20:19]
kakobrekla	you moving?	[20:19]
moiety	ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it	[20:20]
fluffypony	sex weeks	[20:20]
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fluffypony	...	[20:20]
moiety	woke up this morning to an email asking if i would like to view a place i enquired about :D	[20:20]
moiety	SIX** omg	[20:20]
moiety	six	[20:20]
kakobrekla	six sex?	[20:20]
fluffypony	!b6	[20:20]
fluffypony	ffs	[20:20]
kakobrekla	fail	[20:20]
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moiety	omg please dont bash that	[20:20]
kakobrekla	omg please bash that.	[20:20]
pankkake	!b 12	[20:20]
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moiety	pankkake!	[20:21]
pankkake	not enough	[20:21]
moiety	i am so red now you wouldn't believe	[20:21]
pankkake	!b 30	[20:21]
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kakobrekla	lmao	[20:21]
kakobrekla	anyway, going far moiety ?	[20:21]
moiety	and i did it again, ijust said please bash that and i meant DONT bash that ffs shoot me now	[20:21]
mircea_popescu	you are better off staying home << kako is developing an ideology here	[20:21]
kakobrekla	:D	[20:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0945 = 0.2835 BTC [-]	[20:22]
kakobrekla	how else am i going to keep you all connected to irc	[20:22]
moiety	no just back to my home town	[20:22]
mircea_popescu	ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it << now we know how she's making rent.	[20:22]
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mircea_popescu	moiety> i am so red now you wouldn't believe << aww! sokay hon, it's just a freudian sleep.	[20:23]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 122 @ 0.04004097 = 4.885 BTC [+] {2}	[20:23]
moiety	lol!	[20:24]
moiety	i swear you could toast things onmy face right now	[20:24]
mircea_popescu	there there.	[20:24]
mircea_popescu	anyone read lunes de fiel ?	[20:24]
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BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Yeah sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim is still in the US and dirt cheap here. UK's the ones who banned it. Then again this is the third antibiotic so far.	[20:26]
mircea_popescu	!b 1337	[20:26]
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mircea_popescu	herp.	[20:26]
mircea_popescu	this should prolly have a limit.	[20:27]
fluffypony	heh	[20:28]
Duffer1	b all	[20:29]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0915001 = 0.4575 BTC [-]	[20:29]
Duffer1	:P	[20:29]
fluffypony	Duffer1: mornings/afternoons as it may be	[20:29]
BingoBoingo	!b 31337	[20:29]
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BingoBoingo	^ limit	[20:29]
Duffer1	hello	[20:29]
moiety	kakobrekla: please dont add them!	[20:29]
BingoBoingo	moiety: I thought this waas lampelina business	[20:30]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo lampelina has been working on this business for sex weeks.	[20:30]
moiety	lampelina: please don't add them!	[20:30]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Ah.	[20:30]
moiety	lol oh dear, i'm not going to live this one down am i	[20:31]
benkay	!b 1/0	[20:31]
mircea_popescu	moiety you know when your older brothers are picking on you tis better to pretend like you jus don care.	[20:31]
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benkay	!b 0	[20:31]
mircea_popescu	!b http://xkcd.com/327/	[20:32]
assbot	xkcd: Exploits of a Mom	[20:32]
moiety	i make the worst typos, i should be used to it	[20:32]
thestringpuller	BingoBoingo: How does end of June look for you?	[20:32]
BingoBoingo	thestringpuller: I'm not sure yet. I'm assuming rather busy.	[20:33]
thestringpuller	ah	[20:33]
thestringpuller	The way of life	[20:33]
*	lampelina has nothing to do with mentioned	[20:34]
benkay	a lampelina?	[20:35]
mircea_popescu	o she lives! hai!	[20:35]
lampelina	hai!	[20:35]
mircea_popescu	so what ARE you doing atm ? kako is always obscure on the topic.	[20:35]
mircea_popescu	some sort of b-a website overhaul ?	[20:35]
lampelina	I'm having dinner at the moment	[20:35]
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kakobrekla	i think she is still butthurt over the dishes thingy	[20:36]
lampelina	?	[20:36]
mircea_popescu	dishes ?!	[20:36]
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BingoBoingo	thestringpuller: Yeah, sometime in the next couple months there's going to be surgery to pin some delicate glands into place so they never get tangled again. Once that happens I'll probably be less than portable for a while.	[20:36]
benkay	so very weirdly, my irc client refuses to autocomplete lampelina	[20:36]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00098962 = 7.6696 BTC [+]	[20:36]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo your... your glands got tangled ?!	[20:36]
kakobrekla	yeah, i told the story in romania.	[20:36]
thestringpuller	ouch :(	[20:36]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well, the left one twisted.	[20:37]
thestringpuller	sounds like testicular torsion	[20:37]
BingoBoingo	Yeah, twas untwisted in the ER	[20:37]
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mircea_popescu	http://www.epmonthly.com/www.epmonthly.com/departments/clinical-skills/ultrasound/time-is-testicle/ ?	[20:37]
assbot	Time is Testicle	[20:37]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo wait, when was this ?	[20:37]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well, I'm not that unfortunate schmuck.	[20:38]
BingoBoingo	It was the first Sunday in May	[20:38]
mircea_popescu	wow sucks dood.	[20:38]
mircea_popescu	i hope she was worth it.	[20:38]
thestringpuller	this will forever remind me of Venture Brothers	[20:39]
benkay	mike_c: from another channel: " nijotz: It begins, I've inserted an ipdb into ansible'	[20:39]
benkay	"	[20:40]
BingoBoingo	Eh, worse things could have happened. The ultrasound could have said I was fucked.	[20:40]
mircea_popescu	isn't this how myspace was born ?	[20:40]
pankkake	was there a discussion about ansible ?	[20:41]
mircea_popescu	in logz	[20:41]
pankkake	I'm certainly looking for sane configuration management systems (and obviously, not written in ruby)	[20:42]
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mircea_popescu	hey, anyone here knows about those voice servers gameplayers use ?	[20:43]
kakobrekla	ventrilo and teamspeak ?	[20:44]
moiety	ive heard of mumble and teamspeak	[20:44]
pankkake	mumble!	[20:44]
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kakobrekla	i have none	[20:44]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3560 @ 0.00099076 = 3.5271 BTC [+]	[20:44]
kakobrekla	i used both years ago	[20:44]
fluffypony	pankkake: I can only speak of ansible with the highest regard inasmuch as I have seen/worked with it as implemented by a sysadmin (who I consider to be among the most savvy *nix admins I've ever known) of mine on a project last year	[20:45]
mircea_popescu	yes	[20:45]
benkay	gpg phone system?	[20:45]
benkay	GPG PHONE SYSTEM	[20:45]
mircea_popescu	so anyone got a server running/want to set me one up ?	[20:45]
fluffypony	ooooh	[20:45]
fluffypony	bitcoin-assets teamspeak?	[20:45]
kakobrekla	you dont want that	[20:46]
pankkake	fluffypony: good. these things need to be approved by bearded sysadmins, not macbook developers :p	[20:46]
mircea_popescu	well, trilema the rift guilt teamspeak	[20:46]
fluffypony	pankkake: exactly :)	[20:46]
benkay	what do you guys have against hipster?!	[20:46]
pankkake	benkay: gpg would probably introduce too much latency	[20:46]
benkay	hipsters*	[20:46]
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pankkake	benkay: nothing, as long as they are all burned	[20:46]
fluffypony	hah hah	[20:47]
benkay	pankkake: gpg just for identifying ownership of endpoints	[20:47]
fluffypony	throw the hipster down the well	[20:47]
fluffypony	so my country can be free	[20:47]
benkay	what is even a hipster	[20:47]
pankkake	haha	[20:47]
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benkay	no seriously	[20:48]
benkay	what is a hipster	[20:48]
fluffypony	benkay: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster	[20:48]
assbot	How to Be a Hipster: 28 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow	[20:48]
pankkake	if it was easy to define I wouldn't hate them so much	[20:49]
benkay	so a shibboleth	[20:49]
benkay	what's wrong with tailored pants?	[20:49]
benkay	and being blind?	[20:49]
fluffypony	"If you do eat meat, you must assert that choice as a cynical transcendence of vegetarians' futile attempts to save the world."	[20:49]
benkay	the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things	[20:49]
Naphex	mircea_popescu: use mumble instead of TS	[20:49]
Naphex	much better	[20:49]
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pankkake	trying to install murmur (the mumble server), it wants to install a bunch of Qt dependencies :/	[20:50]
benkay	that's fucking retarded fluffypony i want my minute and a half back	[20:50]
mircea_popescu	Naphex either one i dn care	[20:51]
fluffypony	benkay: it was like the third link on Google, I was trying to do your job for you	[20:51]
fluffypony	:-P	[20:51]
benkay	i'm not asking for retards opinions about what a hipster is	[20:51]
fluffypony	;;ud hipster	[20:51]
gribble	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster \| Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation ...	[20:51]
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mircea_popescu	!up Quanttek	[20:52]
-assbot-	You voiced Quanttek for 30 minutes.	[20:52]
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mike_c	benkay: lol ipdb :) ansible had to be too good to be true.	[20:52]
benkay	is this a bare metal thing, mike_c ?	[20:52]
mircea_popescu	benkay> the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things <<	[20:52]
Quanttek	thanks	[20:52]
mircea_popescu	vintage = dressing in 2nd hand shops.	[20:52]
mike_c	no, virtual	[20:52]
benkay	fuckit.py	[20:52]
mircea_popescu	quite becoming for young women.	[20:52]
mircea_popescu	Quanttek sure. so who might you be ?	[20:53]
benkay	you know how i feel about provisioning virtual instances.	[20:53]
benkay	on the topic, this is the stupidity my day has devolved into: http://docs.aws.amazon.com/ElasticLoadBalancing/latest/DeveloperGuide/UsingTheCommandLineTools.html	[20:53]
assbot	Install the Elastic Load Balancing Command Line Interface - Elastic Load Balancing	[20:53]
Quanttek	mircea_popescu: just a lurker and community manager of monero who wants to stay up to date	[20:53]
mircea_popescu	what is monero ? (mp wants to stay up to date too)	[20:54]
Quanttek	mircea_popescu: prolly the biggest anonymous cryptocurrency (if you don't coun dark, because scammy and more privat then anonym)	[20:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07374645 = 0.295 BTC [+] {3}	[20:55]
pankkake	why monero and not bytecoin? aren't they the same thing basically?	[20:55]
Apocalyptic	Quanttek, you know Steve ?	[20:56]
mircea_popescu	http://www.coinssource.com/monero-cryptonote-bytecoin-2nd-generation-anonymity/ this thing ?	[20:56]
assbot	Bytecoin Monero CryptoNote	[20:56]
Apocalyptic	Quanttek, nevermind, I mixed it up with moneero	[20:57]
kakobrekla	meanwhile in april 2013 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=164569.0	[20:57]
assbot	[NEW CURRENCY] Maria 2.0 was banned, here is her proof. The birth of Bytecoin!	[20:57]
Quanttek	pankkake: kind of, but bytecoin got 2 years premined and obfuscated and complicated the code for advantages for the devs. get's probably dumped, when the price rises. also we have an active development (miner is 10times faster + pool +gui + exchanges)	[20:57]
Apocalyptic	btw not so smart to choose a name that close to an established s.a.	[20:58]
kakobrekla	so they finally ran out of altcoin names	[20:58]
pankkake	oh well. I mined some bytecoin but the wallet has a bug so I can't access them	[20:58]
Quanttek	pankkake: 80% is preminded. it shouldn't suprise you	[20:58]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 16.86679648 BTC to 29`438 shares, 57296 satoshi per share	[20:59]
mircea_popescu	anyone bored enough care to eval this monero thing ?	[21:00]
Apocalyptic	"Egalitarian proof of work"	[21:00]
Apocalyptic	what the hell is this ?	[21:00]
fluffypony	pankkake: different bytecoin	[21:01]
fluffypony	pankkake: there was a shitcoin called Bytecoin that nobody pid any attention to	[21:01]
fluffypony	*paid	[21:01]
pankkake	I know	[21:01]
Quanttek	well. it's an algorith called cryptonight, which uses a big cratchpad and some advantages of cpu, so it is atm only cpu and gpu won't be that much faster	[21:01]
Apocalyptic	and I see "inflation to preserve mining incentives"	[21:01]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: it's reasonably interesting	[21:01]
fluffypony	mostly because it uses ring signatures for transactions	[21:02]
fluffypony	so plausible deniability	[21:02]
fluffypony	and you can specify a mixin count for a transaction	[21:02]
fluffypony	and transactions are grouped with similar transactions in the mixin	[21:02]
fluffypony	also it's not forked from bitcoin	[21:02]
mircea_popescu	o thhat thing	[21:02]
mircea_popescu	i remember now	[21:02]
fluffypony	so the RPC API is fucked and incomplete	[21:02]
mircea_popescu	ok yeah	[21:03]
fluffypony	and there's tons of poorly written code that is being fixed	[21:03]
fluffypony	but in principle it's interesting, a lot more interesting than CNBC-COIN	[21:03]
fluffypony	or whatever it's called	[21:03]
mircea_popescu	right.	[21:03]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09395 = 0.9395 BTC [-] {2}	[21:04]
mircea_popescu	what's the cap, i forget	[21:04]
kakobrekla	basically this altcoin market is now same as penny stocks market or what	[21:04]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla same in the sense of worse	[21:04]
Quanttek	that's probably monero's biggest challenge: fixing the code and making the code more readable	[21:04]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: ~18.4 million	[21:04]
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fluffypony	block reward is also interesting, started at 20 I think (blocks every minute)	[21:05]
fluffypony	"Uses a recurrence relation. Block reward = (M - A) * 2-20 * 10-12, where A = current circulation. Roughly 86% mined in 4 years"	[21:05]
fluffypony	block reward graph: http://i.imgur.com/lDqIdyd.png	[21:05]
mircea_popescu	not much confidence in the "gpu resistence" theory huh	[21:05]
fluffypony	none	[21:05]
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fluffypony	it's not supposed to be though	[21:05]
mircea_popescu	!up Shakespeare	[21:06]
fluffypony	!up Shakespeare	[21:06]
-assbot-	You voiced Shakespeare for 30 minutes.	[21:06]
*	assbot gives voice to Shakespeare	[21:06]
*	assbot gives voice to Shakespeare	[21:06]
fluffypony	double ups	[21:06]
BingoBoingo	"3:15: I went over to the BitFury booth again and asked the man how much hashpower they have shipped to date. He stared, so I asked again. Looking like he caught a their, he smirked and said, “Why do you want to know that? You want to know how much money we make, what?” I said no, that I’m just interested to know how much hashpower is out there because of them, nothing nefarious. He wouldn’t say any answer other than hinti	[21:06]
BingoBoingo	ng they hadn’t provided the majority. I wonder if he’d tolerate me asking if they’d rent some hashes to ATC…" Shakespeare	[21:06]
BingoBoingo	http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog/	[21:06]
fluffypony	heh heh	[21:06]
assbot	The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog	[21:06]
Shakespeare	just posted final update for today	[21:06]
kakobrekla	seems to have lot of similar properties, satoshi prices, dumb investors, poor investors, mostly scams, pump and dumps, nobody except for launchers/brokers making money	[21:06]
kakobrekla	i never thought it will come this far	[21:06]
mike_c	!down kakobrekla for slander	[21:07]
kakobrekla	heh	[21:07]
fluffypony	kakobrekla: did you read that Nautiluscoin article that was linked yesterday?	[21:07]
mircea_popescu	!drown him	[21:07]
kakobrekla	no	[21:07]
kakobrekla	dunno	[21:07]
fluffypony	it's hilarious	[21:07]
kakobrekla	i saw a twitter convo	[21:07]
jborkl	https://www.bcoinnews.com <- not that I need it yet but https is done	[21:07]
assbot	Bitcoin news \| Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials	[21:07]
fluffypony	jborkl: nice	[21:07]
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pankkake	mircea_popescu, others: I set up a mumble server on 94.23.215.174. better certificate, hostname will come later if needed	[21:08]
mircea_popescu	Naphex https://twitter.com/Vlad_Roberto/status/467365570489237504	[21:09]
assbot	/Mircea_Popescu Mircea, your name sounds familiar. Eti involved cu cryptos? Sunt chiar civa romni bgai n industria asta nou.	[21:09]
mircea_popescu	pankkake love you. how do i use it ?	[21:09]
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pankkake	install mumble, connect to the server, and that is all	[21:09]
mircea_popescu	i ask cause im gonna put it in guild wall so what do i need to specx ? just the ip ?	[21:09]
Naphex	mircea_popescu: lol:))	[21:09]
mike_c	#b-a in voice! somebody stream that.	[21:09]
pankkake	yeah, just the ip, it's the default port	[21:10]
fluffypony	mike_c: it's for their guild, we're not cool enough to join	[21:10]
mircea_popescu	ty	[21:10]
*	fluffypony would totally join a b-a voice	[21:10]
fluffypony	we could call it bav	[21:10]
benkay	i just want a phone number that i own via gpg.	[21:11]
kakobrekla	anyway, the point i was trying to make, altscams are here to stay	[21:11]
benkay	some of them may even not be scams some day, kakobrekla	[21:11]
fluffypony	benkay: Apple would never allow it :-P	[21:11]
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mircea_popescu	!up Guest32894	[21:11]
-assbot-	You voiced Guest32894 for 30 minutes.	[21:11]
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mircea_popescu	fluffypony you can join, what.	[21:11]
benkay	fluffypony: what does Apple have to do with anything?	[21:11]
mircea_popescu	just troll ppl trying to raid.	[21:12]
kakobrekla	benkay sounds like you should open altxchange	[21:12]
fluffypony	benkay: re: gpg phone numbers, not altcoins	[21:12]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: is there a way for me to follow what's going on in the game so I can confuse things? :-P	[21:12]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.09133255 = 2.74 BTC [-] {6}	[21:13]
fluffypony	I mean, besides actually playing the game	[21:13]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony download rift and play ?	[21:14]
fluffypony	Shakespeare: so this Circle thing is just an overblown web-wallet?	[21:14]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00099001 = 24.4037 BTC [-] {2}	[21:14]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony it's a vc money pit looking for new ways to justify why it's not delivering anything	[21:14]
fluffypony	why did I just waste 4 minutes watching this video	[21:14]
fluffypony	at least the hipster article I made benkay read made sense	[21:15]
mircea_popescu	pankkake i put it on guild wall, anyone show up ?	[21:16]
pankkake	no	[21:16]
pankkake	I'm going to buy food, back in a few minutes	[21:16]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09182006 = 0.9182 BTC [+]	[21:17]
Shakespeare	fluffypony circle's web wallet is insured and has no-fee Bitcoin buying	[21:21]
fluffypony	Shakespeare: it's still meh for all the hype	[21:21]
fluffypony	I was actually kinda hoping for something with more ambition	[21:21]
BingoBoingo	Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it.	[21:21]
fluffypony	^^	[21:21]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09188633 = 0.4594 BTC [+]	[21:21]
Shakespeare	well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch	[21:21]
fluffypony	Shakespeare: I don't doubt that for a second	[21:21]
Shakespeare	and it being insured is at least interesting...	[21:21]
fluffypony	Shakespeare: 3:53 is borked grammatically	[21:21]
mike_c	classic bs video crap. just keep randomly switching between camera head-on and camera to the side. cuz it's cool when the person talking to you isn't looking at you.	[21:21]
Quanttek	I personally think that circle may have advanced security features, but they didn't thought of the usual laziness of users, especially newbies	[21:21]
fluffypony	mike_c: TAT is going to do the same thing for the Altcoin promo vid, just watch	[21:21]
fluffypony	Quanttek: I think they'll snag new users with the zero-fee buy, and I suppose 2FA is common enough that users won't have a problem with it	[21:21]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.0399999 = 0.28 BTC [-]	[21:22]
mircea_popescu	Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. << poretty much. and the fact they both exist indicates quite clearly why neither will succeed.	[21:22]
mircea_popescu	their walls are nil.	[21:22]
thestringpuller	walls?	[21:22]
mircea_popescu	well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch << sure, until someone else eats its lunch.	[21:22]
fluffypony	thestringpuller: that which prevents a competitor from taking over	[21:22]
mircea_popescu	this is like lending money to inner city druglords.	[21:23]
Shakespeare	I read that bullies are healthier	[21:23]
mircea_popescu	you'll never collect, they'll get killed before you ever could.	[21:23]
fluffypony	"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency"	[21:23]
thestringpuller	mircea_popescu: wait waht? druglords always pay me back tho	[21:23]
Shakespeare	get dat lunch!	[21:23]
fluffypony	- CoinBase	[21:23]
mike_c	circle has armed guards. with lasers.	[21:24]
mircea_popescu	thestringpuller you're special.	[21:24]
mircea_popescu	mike_c cuntlasers ?	[21:24]
mike_c	probably	[21:24]
*	mircea_popescu prepares to slap them on the butt with a lolsuit.	[21:25]
mircea_popescu	i own the cuntlaser patent pending yo!	[21:25]
BingoBoingo	;;google site:trilema.com cuntllaser	[21:25]
gribble	No matches found.	[21:25]
mircea_popescu	llmao	[21:26]
fluffypony	lloll	[21:26]
mircea_popescu	;;ticker	[21:27]
gribble	Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker \| Best bid: 450.99, Best ask: 451.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.51000, Last trade: 450.99, 24 hour volume: 3843.41611032, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.410898888	[21:27]
BingoBoingo	;;google site:trilema.com cuntlaser	[21:28]
gribble	No matches found.	[21:28]
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mircea_popescu	it's a secret tech.	[21:29]
fluffypony	part of the S.LIMBS portfolio, innit?	[21:29]
mircea_popescu	i can not confirm or danny.	[21:29]
benkay	https://github.com/fisher-lebo/updn	[21:29]
assbot	fisher-lebo/updn GitHub	[21:30]
benkay	it looks like a stab at monetizing the link aggregator.	[21:30]
benkay	i don't know that the model works, but it's worth your looks and thoughts.	[21:30]
benkay	also:	[21:30]
benkay	http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/16_punking-ms-users-via-the-blockchain.html	[21:30]
assbot	punking MS users via the blockchain	[21:30]
mircea_popescu	ahahaha	[21:30]
mircea_popescu	dude i love that banner.	[21:31]
mircea_popescu	http://trilema.com/2014/a-compendium-of-basic-points-about-bitcoin-for-the-benefit-of-various-confused-noobs/	[21:31]
assbot	A compendium of basic points about Bitcoin for the benefit of various confused noobs. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[21:31]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00098884 = 14.7832 BTC [-] {2}	[21:31]
mircea_popescu	first sentence ? "Point 1 : #bitcoin-assets is the forum."	[21:31]
mircea_popescu	my fucking curse is that i need months to understand what the fuck i'm saying in my own articles.	[21:31]
benkay	and another one	[21:32]
benkay	http://clarissasblog.com/2014/05/14/i-dont-want-to-hire-women/	[21:32]
assbot	I Dont Want to Hire Women \| Clarissa's Blog	[21:32]
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mircea_popescu	"I have crashed the glass ceiling in every aspect of my life."	[21:34]
mircea_popescu	somehow i doubt she made more money than the best men in whatever she misrepresents her field as being	[21:34]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [+]	[21:34]
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mircea_popescu	which is the only "aspect" in which the glass ceiling is meaningful anyway	[21:34]
mircea_popescu	http://clarissasblog.com/2011/03/19/samson-wins-a-battle-with-a-hairdresser/ << and this is how i know she hasn't.	[21:35]
assbot	>Samson Wins a Battle with a Hairdresser \| Clarissa's Blog	[21:35]
benkay	'twas a guest post, mircea_popescu	[21:36]
TheNewDeal	the brk-a bet has gone from a 2.X% to 6.8% in like one week	[21:36]
mircea_popescu	benkay someone guest posts THERE ?!	[21:36]
mircea_popescu	when times is looking for free content ?	[21:36]
benkay	she probably made it up	[21:36]
benkay	hello this is dog	[21:36]
mircea_popescu	"The post was written by a guest blogger but the veracity of every aspect of the story has been verified by Blogger Clarissa."	[21:37]
mircea_popescu	o help me rwands. "blogger clarissa" ? what was she before, "astrologist clarissa" ? "madamme clarissa" ?	[21:37]
benkay	(i'm just stoking the american tech gender fight. don't mind me.)	[21:37]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09239037 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {3}	[21:37]
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benkay	davout: i didn't know you ever disconnected	[21:38]
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mircea_popescu	260 comments on “I Don’t Want to Hire Women” << well, no shortage of redditards.	[21:38]
benkay	tards trolling tards trolling tards	[21:38]
benkay	can't tell if troll or tard	[21:38]
mircea_popescu	welcome to the web of intertards	[21:38]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.038001 = 0.76 BTC [-]	[21:38]
benkay	hello is this tard?	[21:38]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0399 = 0.1197 BTC [+]	[21:39]
davout	benkay: bonjour, ici retardé	[21:39]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09269503 = 0.7416 BTC [+]	[21:40]
mircea_popescu	Reddit Free Retarde	[21:40]
mircea_popescu	like radio free europe but more hip and chique	[21:41]
fluffypony	OL	[21:42]
fluffypony	+L	[21:42]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SF1] 161 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1346 BTC [-]	[21:43]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 125 @ 0.00610375 = 0.763 BTC [-] {4}	[21:45]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0939999 = 0.752 BTC [+]	[21:46]
mircea_popescu	!up pactr	[21:46]
-assbot-	You voiced pactr for 30 minutes.	[21:46]
*	assbot gives voice to pactr	[21:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.02351598 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {5}	[21:47]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 26 @ 0.03749615 = 0.9749 BTC [-] {3}	[21:47]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09399946 = 0.94 BTC [-]	[21:47]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02350299 = 0.1175 BTC [-] {3}	[21:48]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09399924 = 0.188 BTC [-]	[21:48]
[]bot	Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day (http://bitbet.us/bet/677/)". Odds: 71(Y):29(N) by coin, 76(Y):24(N) by weight. Total bet: 42.47158113 BTC. Current weight: 16,366.	[21:49]
TheNewDeal	wooooh	[21:50]
TheNewDeal	that is new	[21:50]
mircea_popescu	artifexd made it yest	[21:50]
TheNewDeal	now I can delete my web browser	[21:50]
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TheNewDeal	got all the info I need right here	[21:50]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03139998 = 0.314 BTC [+]	[21:51]
mircea_popescu	:D	[21:53]
TheNewDeal	that 14B bet is odd. Last difficulty change, there was a low prediction	[21:53]
TheNewDeal	and not too many bets came	[21:53]
BingoBoingo	Now we just need to distribute the lawgs as a chain of blocks	[21:53]
TheNewDeal	ahhh maybe thats not true	[21:53]
rithm	hrm...a chain of blocks	[21:54]
mircea_popescu	first ever novel idea	[21:54]
mircea_popescu	chainofblocks	[21:54]
TheNewDeal	chain of blawgs?	[21:54]
rithm	"chainblocks"	[21:54]
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mircea_popescu	blockschain	[21:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.092 = 0.552 BTC [-]	[21:55]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.0009881 = 7.7072 BTC [-]	[21:55]
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BingoBoingo	I've got to be ready for dotcoin's inevitable return	[21:56]
mircea_popescu	lmao coinbase accepted pmarca's blockchain award ?	[21:56]
rithm	bloxchain ™®	[21:56]
mircea_popescu	the humiliation.	[21:56]
rithm	x makes it HN worthy	[21:57]
mircea_popescu	ahahaha wait wait, they gave "insightful journalist" award to that mtgox handpuppet ?	[21:57]
BingoBoingo	Yup	[21:57]
mircea_popescu	this was better than expected. so did they do anything right ?	[21:58]
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mircea_popescu	i mean all the possible self-crits and then some. with idiocy like this who needs enemies even.	[21:59]
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TheNewDeal	can I ping a certain bet with that bitbet []bot	[22:00]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.03139998 = 0.942 BTC [+] {2}	[22:01]
mircea_popescu	what's ping mean	[22:02]
fluffypony	so TAT says we must feel free to buy him a "join"	[22:02]
TheNewDeal	joint?	[22:03]
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fluffypony	yes, but without the t	[22:03]
fluffypony	guess he needs this more than I	[22:03]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.0009881 = 4.5453 BTC [-]	[22:04]
mircea_popescu	i doubt he's allowed to smoke a joint	[22:04]
fluffypony	then it really is for a "join"	[22:04]
mircea_popescu	maybe he'd like a john	[22:04]
fluffypony	aaah makes sense now	[22:04]
benkay	lol why is tat not allowed to smoke a joint?	[22:04]
mircea_popescu	isn't he basically like a quaker ?	[22:05]
mike_c	vegans do plenty of drugs	[22:05]
TheNewDeal	hahaha	[22:05]
mircea_popescu	i guess technically ALL drugs.	[22:06]
mircea_popescu	except for toad licking or fringe shit like that	[22:06]
mircea_popescu	"fluffypony: I used to think that love was like the rush and swell of meeting someone knew" why u no speal.	[22:07]
fluffypony	holy cowbell splink errur	[22:08]
fluffypony	phiksing noa	[22:08]
jurov	pankkake fluffypony i'm trying saltstack, so far like it. it's in py and not so high level of abstraction	[22:08]
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mircea_popescu	and you're soooo pussywhipped maaaaan...	[22:08]
mircea_popescu	ima write a counterpost.	[22:08]
fluffypony	loving my wife !== pussywhipped	[22:09]
fluffypony	as even the wife will tell you	[22:09]
mircea_popescu	:D	[22:09]
fluffypony	I should get her to chat here some times	[22:09]
mircea_popescu	i meant that quite literally.	[22:09]
Naphex	kill all coders who forge From: headers with user emails in headers	[22:09]
pankkake	jurov: looks nice, somehow I was thinking it was a openstack only thing	[22:10]
fluffypony	Naphex: instead of using the reply-to?	[22:10]
benkay	salt's aight.	[22:10]
Naphex	fluffypony: exactly!	[22:10]
pankkake	my current setup is just fabric scripts	[22:10]
benkay	again, if you need idempotent box state mgmt.	[22:10]
Naphex	god! my jimmies are all rustled	[22:10]
pankkake	benkay: I'm an idempotent nutjob. idempotify all the things!	[22:11]
mircea_popescu	lol	[22:12]
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jborkl	you guys check https://www.bcoinnews.com and see if it is rendering ok now? There is still one page that I know is not	[22:15]
assbot	Bitcoin news \| Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials	[22:15]
jborkl	it was stripping out the css	[22:16]
asciilifeform	hmm what'd i miss...	[22:16]
Mats_cd03	nothing of note	[22:16]
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pankkake	jborkl: I see no chart on BITCOIN PRICE CHART	[22:18]
jborkl	yeah, that is the one	[22:18]
pankkake	also, do the all caps in CSS!	[22:18]
artifexd	TheNewDeal: What is it you would like []bot to do?	[22:18]
TheNewDeal	I just want to ask the bot what the stats are on a bet	[22:19]
benkay	asciilifeform: the forum thinks s.nsa is a scam without constant updates from ~~ken~~ stan	[22:19]
asciilifeform	lol	[22:19]
jborkl	thanks pankkake	[22:19]
pankkake	otherwise live updating works	[22:19]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09299 = 0.465 BTC [+]	[22:20]
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artifexd	Something like: []bb 834 and it responds with what? Give me an example of what you would like to see.	[22:20]
TheNewDeal	yah that would be nice	[22:20]
TheNewDeal	unless I could use a keyword like "difficulty" and get maybe the top 2 results	[22:21]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.093 = 1.488 BTC [+]	[22:21]
TheNewDeal	but that may be a little hefty	[22:21]
benkay	(mike_c: i too am balls-deep in bash today)	[22:21]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.09410711 = 1.3175 BTC [+] {4}	[22:22]
jborkl	wait pankkake - are the post titles rendering in all caps?	[22:22]
artifexd	Top 2 results as defined by what? Closing soon? Bet amount? Should it only return bets that are still open?	[22:23]
pankkake	yes	[22:23]
TheNewDeal	bet amount	[22:23]
pankkake	oh, apparently Chromium is at fault for copying it in all caps	[22:23]
jborkl	damnit, ok wordpress wants to use google fonts and I refuse so it is screwing me over	[22:24]
TheNewDeal	and maybe open or closed, no resolved	[22:24]
mike_c	what's wrong with google fonts?	[22:24]
jborkl	it sends like 15 requests to pull the fonts and they are huge	[22:24]
pankkake	well, they are cached, after	[22:24]
jborkl	true	[22:25]
pankkake	or maybe cached from another request on another site	[22:25]
mike_c	accept the borg.	[22:25]
mike_c	benkay: well, misery loves company.	[22:25]
mike_c	is google the borg now? that used to be microsoft. well, whatever.	[22:25]
jborkl	yeah, I guess everyone has them cached somewhere- just pisses me off	[22:25]
artifexd	TheNewDeal: Ok. Check back tomorrow.	[22:25]
TheNewDeal	will do	[22:26]
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BingoBoingo	!up kdomanski_	[22:28]
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BingoBoingo	jborkl: Maybe use different fonts?	[22:29]
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punkman	could ship all Google fonts with the browser	[22:31]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.000988 = 25.9844 BTC [-] {2}	[22:31]
punkman	although everyone seems to be making their own custom icon font	[22:32]
BingoBoingo	http://deadspin.com/se-missouri-redhawks-tweet-weird-and-nsfw-bathroom-pict-1577475970	[22:33]
assbot	SE Missouri Redhawks Tweet Weird And NSFW Bathroom Picture	[22:33]
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BingoBoingo	https://twitter.com/wiscoinferno/statuses/467129479492800512	[22:36]
assbot	Twitter / wiscoinferno: Carlos Gomez is fucking ...	[22:36]
fluffypony	nice catch, assbot	[22:37]
mircea_popescu	fluffypony http://trilema.com/2014/a-useful-list-of-things/ there you go	[22:37]
assbot	A useful list of things pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.	[22:37]
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mircea_popescu	TheNewDeal : like so	[22:38]
mircea_popescu	http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/	[22:38]
assbot	BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (91%) on Yes, 97.09 B (9%) on No \| closing in 9 months 4 days \| weight: 81`741 (100`000 to 1)	[22:38]
TheNewDeal	yes	[22:38]
mircea_popescu	problem solved.	[22:38]
asciilifeform	mircea_popescu: afaik he was moving. course that was like a week ago << finally re-assembled computer. just now. it's like moving a medieval organ...	[22:38]
mircea_popescu	like a spleen ? :D	[22:38]
asciilifeform	lol	[22:38]
TheNewDeal	that is perfecto	[22:39]
TomServo	asciilifeform: got some pics of this beast?	[22:40]
asciilifeform	of what?	[22:40]
asciilifeform	i only post pics of interesting things	[22:40]
TomServo	the pipe organ! :P	[22:40]
benkay	(the organ)	[22:40]
asciilifeform	it's a linux box	[22:40]
pankkake	I like the old HDD method. I wondered what to do of mine…	[22:40]
asciilifeform	but the armatures that hold lcds take forever to remove / reinstall	[22:41]
pankkake	I thought of keeping them as throwable weapons	[22:41]
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cazalla	mircea_popescu: i have to set my cookie again every 4-5 days on trilema.com, any idea why that occurs?	[22:41]
mircea_popescu	cazalla are you deleting it ?	[22:41]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02457904 = 0.5162 BTC [+] {2}	[22:41]
cazalla	no, at least not knowingly, i have site whitelisted	[22:41]
cazalla	in self-destruction cookies that is	[22:42]
mircea_popescu	i think it should be set for terms of 1 week. this is so that people who use their cookie on w/e randoim computer and forget to purge it don't get rammed forever	[22:42]
mircea_popescu	obviously drawback is people have to keep recooking	[22:42]
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cazalla	fair enough	[22:44]
fluffypony	mircea_popescu: if I edit the cookie and change the expiry date will your server throw a fit and terminate the session after a week?	[22:44]
fluffypony	or doesn't it care	[22:45]
mircea_popescu	shouldn't. try ?	[22:45]
fluffypony	k	[22:45]
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nubbins`	first nice day of the year	[22:49]
kakobrekla	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg	[22:49]
assbot	The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube	[22:49]
benkay	ugh aws load balancer cli won't tell me which instances are registered to lb	[22:50]
benkay	complexity mounting	[22:50]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31451 @ 0.00098663 = 31.0305 BTC [-] {3}	[22:51]
mike_c	just shoot the load balancer in the head	[22:53]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.03899989 = 0.312 BTC [-]	[22:53]
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benkay	you sir are not funny	[22:55]
benkay	maybe a little, but i'm too pissed at this shitboard to laugh.	[22:55]
BingoBoingo	http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/lib/libssl/src/crypto/bn/bn_lib.c.diff?r1=1.23;r2=1.24	[22:55]
benkay	CONFORM TO MY EXPECTATIONS	[22:56]
BingoBoingo	http://opensslrampage.org/post/85066370546/openssl-is-literally-fighting-back#disqus_thread	[22:56]
assbot	OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage OpenSSL is literally fighting back	[22:56]
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bitcoinpete	BingoBoingo: meaning?	[22:57]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.094 = 0.47 BTC [-]	[22:57]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00098961 = 6.2345 BTC [+]	[22:57]
BingoBoingo	bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement.	[22:58]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.038 = 0.152 BTC [-]	[22:58]
bitcoinpete	no wonder the power rangers like it	[22:59]
mod6	white power	[23:00]
BingoBoingo	bitcoinpete: Reading the reports on the OpenSSL/LibreSSL transformation really inspires thoughts about Underhanded C and Obfusticated C competitions	[23:00]
mod6	ranger	[23:00]
nubbins`	http://imgur.com/03Emg30	[23:00]
assbot	imgur: the simple image sharer	[23:00]
nubbins`	i'm SO close	[23:00]
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nubbins`	only two gold cups left	[23:00]
bitcoinpete	i've got a curious new follower on twitter: "bitcoin la chat"	[23:01]
bitcoinpete	10.4k followers, 500 some tweets, doesn't seem to do anything at all	[23:01]
BingoBoingo	http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html?sr=tw051614zombiepentagon230pStoryLink	[23:01]
bitcoinpete	gotta be bots	[23:01]
assbot	Pentagon document lays out battle plan against zombies - CNN.com	[23:01]
bitcoinpete	https://twitter.com/bitcoinlachat	[23:01]
assbot	bitcoin la chat (bitcoinlachat) auf Twitter	[23:02]
asciilifeform	'bytecoin' etc. << when do we get 'tritcoin' ?	[23:02]
nubbins`	heh	[23:02]
nubbins`	hackneyedcoin	[23:02]
bitcoinpete	quatcoin	[23:03]
bitcoinpete	sqwatcoin	[23:03]
nubbins`	caffeinewithdrawalheadachecoin	[23:04]
BingoBoingo	queefcoin	[23:05]
nubbins`	so, it's been a while. anything exciting happen since late april?	[23:05]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/05/some-in-bitcoin-group-resign-over-new-board-members-link-to-sex-abuse/	[23:06]
assbot	Some in Bitcoin group resign over new board members link to sex abuse \| Ars Technica	[23:06]
bitcoinpete	nubbins`: been blogging like a mother	[23:06]
thestringpuller	S.MG needs a chiptune sound track	[23:07]
bitcoinpete	smpif launched	[23:07]
mike_c	bitcoin is now illegal in china	[23:07]
bitcoinpete	we learned about reusing addresses and bitcoin's sovereignty	[23:08]
bitcoinpete	and that donald sterling is a billionaire in the wrong place at the wrong time	[23:08]
nubbins`	BingoBoingo bahahaha	[23:08]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5592 @ 0.00098961 = 5.5339 BTC [+]	[23:09]
nubbins`	i generally reuse addresses	[23:09]
bitcoinpete	not a terrible idea, it turns out	[23:10]
bitcoinpete	so this happened https://twitter.com/coindesk/status/467334125482147840	[23:10]
assbot	Blogger /twobitidiot (aka /RyanSelkis) wins 'Most Insightful Journalist' at #Bitcoin2014	[23:10]
nubbins`	each approach has its pros and cons	[23:10]
nubbins`	lel	[23:11]
nubbins`	ryan selkis	[23:11]
nubbins`	best document faker award	[23:11]
bitcoinpete	best sharpie user award goes to...	[23:11]
thestringpuller	;;google site:trilema.com an0	[23:11]
gribble	Accounting for the nonzero asset corporation. The MPEx standard ...: ; Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: ; F.MPIF, April 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: (1 more message)	[23:11]
fluffypony	nubbins`	[23:12]
fluffypony	I've got it	[23:12]
fluffypony	#bitcoin-assets - Bitcoin in the form a Kitten	[23:12]
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pankkake	in the form a Kitten?	[23:12]
bitcoinpete	lmao	[23:13]
thestringpuller	;;more	[23:13]
gribble		[23:13]
nubbins`	y'know, the thing about ideas...	[23:13]
pankkake	also, should be a manul	[23:14]
fluffypony	pankkake, didn't you watch the video?	[23:14]
pankkake	no	[23:14]
fluffypony	[21:49:53] kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg	[23:14]
fluffypony	that one	[23:14]
assbot	The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube	[23:14]
fluffypony	it's well worth it	[23:14]
TheNewDeal	http://bitbet.us/bet/677/	[23:15]
assbot	BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No \| closing in 4 weeks 3 hours \| weight: 16`332 (100`000 to 1)	[23:15]
TheNewDeal	goood, goood	[23:15]
pankkake	oh, right, I saw it earlier	[23:15]
bitcoinpete	words from a winner: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85919259429/circle-may-have-just-changed-the-game-for-bitcoin	[23:16]
assbot	The Two-Bit Idiot Circle may have just changed the game for Bitcoin wallets...	[23:16]
nubbins`	oh, that reminds me	[23:16]
nubbins`	http://bitbet.us/bet/791/s-mg-above-2x-par-on-october-1st-2014/	[23:16]
assbot	BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (18%) on Yes, 5.54 B (82%) on No \| closing in 4 months 2 weeks \| weight: 70`081 (100`000 to 1)	[23:16]
nubbins`	still not as juicy as i'd like ;D	[23:16]
thestringpuller	bitcoinpete: is this where you educate the idiot?	[23:16]
bitcoinpete	"A fully-reserved hosted wallet that is insured by third-party underwriters rather than a captive product. And dynamic risk-scoring for users based on how many forms of identity are linked to the system (debit / credit cards, bank accounts, etc.)"	[23:16]
bitcoinpete	quite possibly	[23:17]
thestringpuller	I'm an entrepreneur and former VC who makes the business case for #Bitcoin '	[23:17]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00098518 = 18.9647 BTC [-]	[23:17]
thestringpuller	who the fuck is this guy?	[23:17]
thestringpuller	~_~	[23:17]
mike_c	nubbins`: advertise! http://www.btcalpha.com/bitbet/791/ad.png	[23:17]
nubbins`	ha, fun	[23:17]
bitcoinpete	"Circle is betting the company on winning the consumer land-grab with this “everything-for-free” model, and Allaire admitted that they were in no rush to monetize the business in the near-term."	[23:18]
bitcoinpete	thestringpuller: basically, he went bust and started writing	[23:18]
thestringpuller	so basically what the WSJ has started becoming?	[23:19]
nubbins`	we are in no rush to make money	[23:19]
nubbins`	we will figure it out later	[23:19]
bitcoinpete	"So there, I’m not a total shrill." << it's shill. fuck.	[23:20]
fluffypony	maybe he meant shrill	[23:20]
fluffypony	and the sentence is "So there, I'm not totally shrill."	[23:20]
fluffypony	and he's referring to his ability as an opera singer	[23:20]
bitcoinpete	so either the "a" shouldn't be there, or the "r"	[23:20]
bitcoinpete	his opera could scarcely we worse than his writing	[23:21]
fluffypony	lol	[23:21]
nubbins`	!b 2	[23:21]
assbot	Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/17EM9QN.txt )	[23:21]
asciilifeform	pay 0% now - 100% later. but my supply of sympathy for idiots has run low.	[23:22]
asciilifeform	let them eat... shit.	[23:22]
benkay	"looks like it could be game-changing"	[23:22]
benkay	this is what people say when they don't understand the games, how they're played, or how to change the rules out from underneath the other players.	[23:23]
benkay	"i couldn't see bitcoin coming, so i guess nobody could have seen bitcoin coming, so i guess it's fine for me to say that something could change the game because i can't actually play the game"	[23:23]
nubbins`	"also, i just lost the game"	[23:23]
TheNewDeal	artifexd no need to change your []bot, looks like assbot compliments it well already	[23:24]
benkay	"But it is a calculated move. "	[23:24]
benkay	<< how ams even english bro?	[23:24]
fluffypony	so have Circle "exited stealth" or whatever now?	[23:24]
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artifexd	TheNewDeal: Ok :(	[23:25]
bitcoinpete	circle has entered unstealth	[23:26]
bitcoinpete	more shit from twobittwit: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85820112864/a-weird-letter-to-charlie-shrem-fun-post-on-a-travel	[23:26]
assbot	The Two-Bit Idiot A Weird Letter to Charlie Shrem - Fun Post on a Travel Day	[23:26]
bitcoinpete	it's a weird letter from some pseudonymous character to shrem	[23:26]
TheNewDeal	you could put the estimate for 1 BTC bet on yes or no, as if no more bets were wagered	[23:27]
benkay	immabout to ragequit.	[23:27]
bitcoinpete	complete with plenty o yiddish	[23:27]
benkay	stahp	[23:27]
benkay	STAHP	[23:27]
artifexd	Interesting	[23:28]
bitcoinpete	tsouris, tzimmes, quidnucs, and a mention of the Bronx Yeshiva...	[23:28]
bitcoinpete	signed "Marcel Mellish"	[23:28]
bitcoinpete	benkay: never!	[23:28]
thestringpuller	damn hanbot's blog wasn't in mircea's reading list	[23:30]
thestringpuller	lol	[23:30]
thestringpuller	this is good stuff	[23:30]
benkay	all what five entries?	[23:31]
benkay	so is b.a. the destination of choice for the romanian contingent?	[23:31]
pankkake	it's in blogs.bitcoin-assets.com!	[23:32]
thestringpuller	hah	[23:33]
thestringpuller	soon	[23:33]
thestringpuller	b.a. is slowly taking over the bitcoin world ~_~	[23:33]
benkay	i'm certainly trying to get back.	[23:33]
nubbins`	sniffed the seats of the coeds’ bicycles	[23:34]
nubbins`	leel	[23:34]
fluffypony	https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467394603000143872	[23:35]
assbot	Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role	[23:36]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.093 = 0.465 BTC [-]	[23:36]
bitcoinpete	http://brian-kelly-jolu.squarespace.com/181/	[23:37]
assbot	Nautiluscoin Brian Kelly Capital	[23:37]
bitcoinpete	"Nautiluscoin is the first digital currency toNautilusCoin Icon have its own central bank. " << woohoo!	[23:37]
bitcoinpete	stupid icon...	[23:37]
pankkake	lolwut	[23:37]
fluffypony	man	[23:37]
fluffypony	Oprah doesn't know what she's missing out on	[23:37]
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pankkake	is he trying to beat Bernankoin?	[23:37]
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fluffypony	nah, this is a classic pump and dump	[23:38]
bitcoinpete	another doge trying to out-dollar the dollar	[23:38]
fluffypony	there's even a premine	[23:38]
fluffypony	which is for the "stabilisation fund"	[23:38]
nubbins`	wow	[23:38]
fluffypony	ie. "Brian Kelly wants to be rich fund"	[23:38]
moiety	but do they have manuls	[23:38]
thestringpuller	Who the fuck is Brian Kelly?	[23:39]
bitcoinpete	cuz cnbc doesn't pay +30%/yr	[23:39]
nubbins`	^	[23:39]
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fluffypony	thestringpuller: a CNBC contributor	[23:39]
thestringpuller	why the fuck does a cryptocurrency need a central bank?	[23:39]
bitcoinpete	stability! professionalism!	[23:39]
fluffypony	IT'S THE MOST PROFESSIONAL COIN GUISE	[23:39]
thestringpuller	why the fuck are these people who are supposed to be changing the world just making it worse?	[23:39]
fluffypony	it wears a suit	[23:39]
fluffypony	and has a Mont Blanc pen	[23:40]
bitcoinpete	and charges high fees	[23:42]
fluffypony	only the most professional	[23:42]
fluffypony	$2500 an hour	[23:42]
bitcoinpete	and goes for power lunches	[23:42]
bitcoinpete	1hr min for leaving a voicemail	[23:42]
fluffypony	lol	[23:43]
fluffypony	and you thought Bitcoin was filled with "businesspeople" who'd never run a business and "journalists" who'd never done any journalism	[23:45]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00098518 = 2.6107 BTC [-]	[23:46]
cazalla	bitcoinpete: given the time it takes to retrieve a voicemail, 1hr min seems reasonable	[23:47]
bitcoinpete	cazalla: i'm never paying you by the hour	[23:49]
fluffypony	lol	[23:50]
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bitcoinpete	there's no point pounding seaman even further into obscurity, but i think selkis is the right size of target for a good bashing	[23:56]
bitcoinpete	to the blogmobile!	[23:56]

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