Forum logs for 04 Mar 2014

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
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mircea_popescu Apocalyptic yeah, sorta what he could get. [00:09]
mircea_popescu dexX7 yeah, they managed to lose their customer db a week or two ago. maybe that's all they lost, who's to know at this point. [00:10]
cazalla reading the casinobitco.in feb report - if bitcoin price is lower, would it be right to assume people would be more bitcoin as it's worth less? [00:10]
cazalla yet they seem to blame low price on less bets [00:10]
cazalla and no - i did not buy any of this i just like to read what people are doing [00:11]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves on the other hand, i'd be fucking amazed if buffett is still around in 10 years [00:11]
mircea_popescu let alone 20. [00:11]
ThickAsThieves well that's how it happene dwith sdice [00:11]
ThickAsThieves if it holds true it would be an indicator now that casinobit is dwindling [00:12]
mircea_popescu cazalla if there's some such effect, it'd conceivably show slower than one month [00:12]
jcpham dat gox shitshow [00:12]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Generally, advanced age can get people to go away [00:12]
cazalla they are blaming lower volume on lower price but i would think vol would be higher with lower price [00:12]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo and before it does, it can get people to be unable to evaluate the future. [00:12]
mircea_popescu o wow look at this, mpoe-pr forum heroin nao ? [00:12]
mircea_popescu or how do you say, heroess ? [00:13]
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cazalla heroine? [00:13]
jcpham mircea_popescu I told someone that MPOE-PR was light years ahead of mtgox the other day [00:13]
cazalla heroiness? [00:13]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I think now the trend is China White, or Heroine [00:13]
jcpham pretty sure they agreed [00:13]
kakobrekla cazalla got a link to that [00:13]
mircea_popescu Neil when do you release such a wonder anyway ? [00:13]
mike_c the guy is 83, he gets a pass. he has quite a track record of not being stupid. [00:13]
michiel_l midnightmagic mikaeldice mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mius_ mixdio [00:14]
cazalla kakobrekla: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/reportdownload.php?id=70 page 4 [00:14]
mircea_popescu mike_c he easily gets a pass from me too, he can say whatever the fuck he wants [00:14]
mircea_popescu doesn't mean i'll agree with what he says tho [00:14]
kakobrekla a pdf. [00:14]
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kakobrekla which includes google docs spreadsheet link. [00:15]
mircea_popescu Neil at any rate, i wasn't saying there's something wron with the compilers, i said it depends how shit's implemented. basically, a write-out of "undefined" [00:15]
kakobrekla why is the report not on facebook [00:15]
mike_c which shows a complete lack of ability to run a sportsbook. [00:15]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla because facebook is for porn [00:15]
mircea_popescu o no wait. [00:15]
mircea_popescu jurov wait, reddit deletes threads ? [00:16]
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mircea_popescu nah it's there, or at least i see it. [00:17]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Twitter is for porn http://deadspin.com/the-cardinals-are-very-embarrassed-by-carlos-martinezs-1530572369 [00:17]
mircea_popescu blergh. [00:18]
mircea_popescu hopefully the idiot got told to get fucked by the team. [00:18]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Throws a baseball too good for that. Was told to just watch actual porn and skip the tweets [00:19]
mircea_popescu not that idiot. the other idiot. [00:19]
BingoBoingo Ah [00:19]
mircea_popescu "Matheny told two reporters this morning that he spoke privately to Martinez and that he addressed the team again about their actions on social media this morning." [00:19]
mircea_popescu matheny needs to be out of a job. [00:19]
mircea_popescu this sort of irresponsible behaviour on his part is intolerable by a major. [00:19]
mircea_popescu anyway, if i owned the cardinals he'd be fired. [00:20]
BingoBoingo Problem is he is too good as well, at being grumpy and old. [00:20]
mircea_popescu fuck him. [00:20]
mircea_popescu you don't like porn, you don't get to work. [00:20]
mircea_popescu queue at the soup kitchen. [00:20]
BingoBoingo Well, when BTC tops $10,000 Maybe buy the Cardinals? Play at MPEx stadium? [00:20]
benkay http://bitbet.us/bet/621/any-altcoin-will-surpass-litecoin-in-market-capitalization/ [00:20]
ozbot BitBet - Any altcoin will surpass Litecoin in market capitalization [00:20]
benkay mircea_popescu: u gon have a headache with that one [00:21]
mircea_popescu i'd rather buy something cool. [00:21]
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mircea_popescu benkay tell me about it. [00:21]
benkay the "any coin" clause [00:21]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Make it a troll buy around $100k/BTC Matheny will prolly still be there by then. [00:21]
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mircea_popescu ;;google how much did the cardinals cost last time [00:22]
gribble St. Louis Cardinals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Red Sox World Series Tickets 81% Higher Than Cardinals ... - Forbes: ; St Louis Cardinals on the Forbes MLB Team Valuations List: (1 more message) [00:22]
mircea_popescu meh [00:22]
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michiel_l midnightmagic mikaeldice mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mius_ mixdio [00:22]
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mircea_popescu mike_c i have no idea dood, i went to bed fully expecting to see it way lower. i come back... it's gone from 86-87 to what, 84ish [00:23]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: $150 million in 1995 [00:23]
mircea_popescu owch. even at $100k / btc, it'll prolly be 10k btcs or some shit. seems excessive. [00:24]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: You forget that whol 'Murica collapsing part. [00:24]
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mircea_popescu copumpkin can i get a summary ? i just fucking banned youtube. [00:26]
BingoBoingo 100k/BTC might be as forgetable a milestone as silver parity [00:26]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: the pope saying "cazzo" [00:26]
mircea_popescu haha [00:26]
copumpkin during an address [00:26]
mircea_popescu wait [00:26]
mircea_popescu isn't hte pope argentine ?! [00:26]
mircea_popescu he cusses in italian ?! [00:26]
copumpkin yeah, giving a speech in italian [00:27]
copumpkin it was a mistake, he was trying to say "caso" [00:27]
copumpkin :P [00:27]
mircea_popescu holy perra hermano! [00:27]
copumpkin but it was unambiguously cazzo [00:27]
mircea_popescu o i c [00:27]
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mircea_popescu til : spanish is quite well gender balanced : [00:29]
mircea_popescu Then I touched her cunt. [00:29]
mircea_popescu Entonces le toqué la concha. [00:29]
mircea_popescu Entonces le toqué el mico. [00:29]
mircea_popescu Entonces le toque el coño. [00:29]
mircea_popescu Entonces le toque la panocha. [00:29]
mircea_popescu two masculine cunts, two feminine cunts. [00:29]
mircea_popescu jic. [00:29]
tank100_ taub_ teek testuser the20year2 thecluck_ thestringpuller thoa_afk toffoo TomServo topace transisto Troicc tych0 Tykling [00:30]
mircea_popescu lmao ken slaughter says THREE weeks ? [00:30]
mircea_popescu scam. [00:30]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 137 @ 0.00495005 = 0.6782 BTC [-] [00:31]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.00648 = 0.1296 BTC [+] {2} [00:32]
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Duffer1 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=462370.msg5480240#msg5480240 [00:35]
ozbot [ActiveMining] Official Shareholder Discussion Thread [Moderated] [00:35]
BingoBoingo http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2014/03/03/kennesaw-state-orders-museum-remove-are-racist-past-woman-whose-land-was-given#.UxR6DSFZPmM.twitter [00:36]
ozbot Kennesaw State orders museum to remove are on racist past of woman whose land was given to universit [00:36]
Duffer1 common B-A injuries: severe bruising from facepalm repetition, permanent eyeroll syndrome [00:36]
mircea_popescu wait women are a race ? [00:37]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Maybe to aspies? [00:37]
mircea_popescu "Out of this cesspool of vice rises that hideous monster, a possible menace to every home in the South. He has the savage nature and murderous instincts of the wild beast, plus the cunning and lust of a fiend." [00:38]
mircea_popescu ouch. [00:38]
asciilifeform took a break from my usual doings, wrote psot: [00:39]
mircea_popescu "But her legacy has always been tarnished by the racist views that launched her career." / "but we've never managed to cope with the fact that people in the past did not think very much of the stereotypes we today hold dear" [00:39]
asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1446 [00:39]
ozbot Loper OS » Modern Chumpatronic Engineering. [00:39]
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mircea_popescu omgspam [00:39]
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BingoBoingo Ban SPAM!!! [00:39]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18552 @ 0.00085969 = 15.949 BTC [-] [00:39]
kakobrekla sorry about that. [00:41]
BingoBoingo Is Diablo-D3 still banned? [00:41]
kakobrekla no [00:41]
mircea_popescu is anyone still banned ? [00:42]
kakobrekla no [00:42]
mircea_popescu are you married ? [00:42]
kakobrekla no [00:42]
mircea_popescu do you mind if we keep asking you questions until you answer yes ? [00:42]
kakobrekla no [00:42]
mircea_popescu did you ever have sex with an eskimo and/or navy seal ? [00:43]
kakobrekla no [00:43]
mircea_popescu anything good on tv ? [00:43]
kakobrekla no [00:43]
mircea_popescu did you write a script for this yet ? [00:43]
kakobrekla no [00:43]
mircea_popescu did you accept jesus in your heart and other cavities ? [00:44]
kakobrekla well, not at the same time. [00:44]
mircea_popescu lol [00:44]
mircea_popescu aite, i'm satisfied. [00:44]
kakobrekla k [00:44]
wao-ender lul http://blog.magicaltux.net/2010/06/27/php-can-do-anything-what-about-some-ssh/ [00:45]
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BingoBoingo Texas since #BitcoinTexas is a hashtag http://gawker.com/family-that-gets-arrested-for-meth-together-makes-out-i-1535467958 [00:55]
mircea_popescu ahaha [00:55]
mircea_popescu wait, so siblings may not kiss in the us ?! [00:56]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Generally not [00:57]
mircea_popescu uh. [00:57]
mircea_popescu fucking weird country that. [00:57]
wao-ender indeed. [00:57]
wao-ender such normal in Europe. [00:57]
mircea_popescu She said the two had been living in a motel with her 2-year-old twin daughters [00:57]
BingoBoingo Arised because another TwoBitIdiot like account https://twitter.com/ryanxcharles raised the issue of a Bitcoin Texas nonference [00:57]
mircea_popescu dude wtf, living in a motel ? what's that, like 50 bucks a night? [00:57]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Depends on the motel, could go as low as $50 a week if the interstate is too fat. [00:58]
BingoBoingo or far [00:58]
mircea_popescu "How many incestuous half siblings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You do the meth." << ahaha [00:58]
mircea_popescu gawker comments way better than gawker [00:58]
BingoBoingo For sure. Like Slashdot, or Ars. [00:59]
mircea_popescu "wow! this website is a scam, can we get a link to reddit and bitcointalk.org protest time!" [01:00]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla what the fuck are we doing with that retarded altcoin bet. [01:00]
kakobrekla kill all humans. [01:00]
BingoBoingo Flip a coin? [01:01]
BingoBoingo Preferably on of thickastheives's altcoins? [01:01]
mircea_popescu no but srsly. [01:01]
wao-ender I like it [01:02]
wao-ender huge pot in [01:02]
kakobrekla first of all [01:02]
kakobrekla what does "ends up" zactly mean [01:02]
mircea_popescu first of all i'm banning that retarded site, it's a signal about as good as pissing in the snow. [01:02]
wao-ender :D [01:03]
mircea_popescu http://coinmarketcap.com/ bs. [01:03]
ozbot Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations | Bitcoin Ripple Auroracoin Litecoin Peercoin Dogecoin Nxt Ma [01:03]
wao-ender I like art in snow. [01:03]
wao-ender with piss [01:03]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla it's... ambiguous [01:03]
mircea_popescu 0.o [01:03]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0432 = 0.1728 BTC [+] [01:04]
kakobrekla even more interesting is [01:05]
kakobrekla that the bet does not exclude ripple [01:06]
mircea_popescu ripple is not a coin tho [01:06]
benkay what is a coin? [01:06]
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kakobrekla who am i? [01:06]
mircea_popescu gotta have a blockchain at a minimum neh ? [01:06]
kakobrekla they have some sort of blockchain [01:06]
mircea_popescu i mean otherwise what, facebook is a coin [01:06]
wao-ender it isn't ?! [01:07]
mircea_popescu mk ima go take a coinpiss and brb [01:07]
kakobrekla im selling all my facebucks then. [01:07]
wao-ender use buttcoins only please. [01:07]
mircea_popescu no but srsly, i have a serious problem just giving 15 btc to some dorks who went and did what basically ? [01:08]
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mircea_popescu aurora coin has nothing, atc is more fleshed out than it. [01:08]
mircea_popescu "we are going to help iceland" [01:08]
mircea_popescu it's not even fucking legal to trade btc in iceland. [01:08]
kakobrekla but at the end of the day its what the bet sez and what you can prove not what the truth is. [01:08]
wao-ender yeah [01:08]
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wao-ender but aur doubled, nice pump & dump [01:09]
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benkay it /is/ a coin. [01:09]
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kakobrekla bitfury was such example. [01:09]
benkay just like atc and ltc and dgc [01:09]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla this is also true [01:09]
mircea_popescu "#2551 5,638 BTC volume." [01:09]
mircea_popescu where is it even listed ? [01:10]
kakobrekla i was wondering myself [01:10]
kakobrekla didnt find it [01:10]
decimation asciilifeform your blog post is good. I think the root of the issue (the reason why chumps bow prostrate to their masters) is that the chumps fail to distinguish fantasy from reality [01:10]
decimation a trustworth bitcoin exchange should exist, this is an exchange, therefore it is trustworthy? [01:10]
mike_c mircea_popescu: it at least makes me feel better that you were surprised too. [01:10]
kakobrekla it could be the guys set up something nonpublic and gave the guy the feed [01:11]
mircea_popescu decimation you ever read that grand tlp piece re trading ? [01:11]
kakobrekla now they just herp derp there [01:11]
kakobrekla while everyone is scratching heads [01:11]
decimation not sure, possibly [01:11]
michiel_l midnightmagic mikaeldice mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mius_ mixdio [01:11]
mircea_popescu mike_c i capitulated re s.mpoe price making any sense like a year ago [01:11]
mircea_popescu i dun claim to understand it. maybe better minds later on. [01:12]
mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498522.0;all [01:13]
ozbot MtGox source code leaked ... [01:13]
mircea_popescu o hey look at that. [01:13]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.08916021 = 0.4458 BTC [-] {3} [01:13]
joecool posting this so nobody loses sleep [01:14]
joecool [07:10:14] MagicalTux: kalyhost going to continue operations? <- that's the plan [01:14]
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mircea_popescu "Does Deutsche Bank use php? Does HSBC use fucking MYSQL??? Do any of those banks comment out lines in production code for debugging?!?!?!?" [01:14]
mircea_popescu i suspek forum noobs would be mighty surprised. [01:14]
decimation I would be shocked if they didn't [01:15]
joecool probably all asp, the pinnacle of security [01:15]
wao-ender no, fortran! [01:15]
mircea_popescu joecool anyone use them other than forum ? [01:15]
mike_c bank software is probably terrible. i highly doubt they have good programmers. [01:15]
mircea_popescu anyway, commented out lines in production software are more common than web designers. [01:15]
joecool mike_c: windows server 2003 is stable ok? [01:15]
mircea_popescu heck, linux kernel has commented out lines [01:16]
mircea_popescu (or at least had, i'm not really following) [01:16]
joecool mircea_popescu: still does, i need to see how many uses of "fuck" they still have in source [01:16]
mike_c commented out lines are pretty bad (or at least a pet peeve). that's what source control is for. [01:16]
joecool used to have a tracker for that [01:16]
decimation what's wrong with commenting out lines of code? they are crumbs for students [01:16]
mike_c what's wrong is they make the code less readable, thereby making it harder for the 2nd programmer who has to touch the code. [01:17]
joecool mostly scheduler stuff, because nobody can make up mind how how to schedule tasks for 64k cpu's vs. a typical desktop [01:17]
kakobrekla i dont think forum is still on kalyhost [01:17]
mircea_popescu joecool > 42 [01:17]
kakobrekla joecool well, he thought and say same for gox. [01:18]
michiel_l midnightmagic mikaeldice mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mius_ mixdio [01:18]
joecool kakobrekla: well its ok though, MT says kalyhost is staying in operation [01:18]
joecool we have to believe him [01:18]
mircea_popescu mike_c pet or nonpet, fact. [01:18]
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Bugpowder mircea_popescu: who cares about source code [01:18]
Bugpowder 20GB of user docs leacked [01:18]
kakobrekla am i the only one so retarded to read the footer of the forum [01:18]
kakobrekla >Sponsored by Private Internet Access, a Bitcoin-accepting VPN. [01:18]
mircea_popescu a ok [01:18]
mircea_popescu wait vpn ? [01:18]
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mircea_popescu forum is on virtual hosting ? [01:18]
mircea_popescu i guess that's kind-of impressing actually. [01:19]
kakobrekla vpn is not vps [01:19]
mircea_popescu o [01:19]
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kakobrekla but afaik they host them [01:19]
mircea_popescu yeah my blind. [01:19]
mircea_popescu Bugpowder this is re the very concerning leak at mtgox, [01:19]
mircea_popescu in that ~20gb worth of idiots' passport scans are now in the wild. [01:19]
Bugpowder yeah.... GOD DAMN IT [01:19]
mircea_popescu these are EXTREMELY vulnerable people, because most of them have either forced their bank to accept "weird" txs [01:19]
mircea_popescu or even signed ok's for "weird" txs. [01:20]
mircea_popescu getting out of an identity theft mess will be a royal pain in the loins [01:20]
Bugpowder http://pastebin.com/N7B5DC4d [01:20]
ozbot Goxed - Pastebin.com [01:20]
Bugpowder My friends are not happy [01:20]
Bugpowder nor am I [01:20]
mircea_popescu i can' read all that. exec summary ? [01:20]
mircea_popescu a ok [01:21]
Bugpowder just find nanashi and read all his comments [01:21]
Bugpowder he didn't hack it [01:21]
Bugpowder they may release a torrent [01:21]
Bugpowder they say no personal info released of users [01:21]
Bugpowder they won't release personal info [01:21]
Bugpowder (probably they will sell that instead of leak it :( [01:22]
Bugpowder That motherfuckering tool. [01:22]
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mircea_popescu derp. [01:22]
mircea_popescu Bugpowder ya well who toldja to use gox. [01:22]
Bugpowder You said OTC [01:23]
TATrilllaInTehMi I think u gotta take 'ends up' as 'when this bet closes' [01:23]
Bugpowder little did I expect OTC to be the SAFE routh [01:23]
Bugpowder route [01:23]
mircea_popescu yeah well. [01:24]
decimation well, at the very least with OTC damage is limited and healing [01:24]
mircea_popescu ^ [01:24]
Bugpowder The user data all stored in mySQL [01:24]
mircea_popescu this is what strategic soundness is [01:24]
Bugpowder Dude was more concerned with putting a frappachino cafe in his own fucking building than using svn. [01:25]
mircea_popescu course, it IS possible the leaked thing is not actually their code. [01:25]
asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/2QvBdNea [01:25]
ozbot Name Home Mobile Personal Email Emergency Contact Emergency Number Adam Turner - Pastebin.com [01:25]
asciilifeform karpeles had a wife? [01:25]
mircea_popescu "I think what concerns me more than anything is that they're rounding some of their values." [01:25]
mircea_popescu wow. [01:26]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform https://picasaweb.google.com/100317866314689750892/ProfilePhotos [01:26]
mircea_popescu lol o look, twitter beleeted, picasa beleeted, aww. [01:27]
asciilifeform was something there? [01:27]
Bugpowder borked [01:27]
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asciilifeform empty now. [01:27]
kakobrekla maybe its his cat. [01:27]
Bugpowder Apple Pie? [01:28]
mircea_popescu kinda fun that everyone was acutally fucking japanese girls. [01:28]
mircea_popescu imagine these kids, you know ? buncha weaboos start card trading website [01:28]
mircea_popescu end up affording to move to japan and pork lolis all dai [01:28]
mircea_popescu talk about living the dream. [01:28]
asciilifeform well, 'first ecstasy, then laundry.' [01:28]
TATrilllaInTehMi is the fill fox DB in the wild yet? [01:29]
TATrilllaInTehMi full [01:29]
decimation they never did the laundry apparently [01:29]
mircea_popescu TATrilllaInTehMi afawk. [01:29]
ivet can anyone direct me to a good irc channel for bitstamp trading? [01:30]
TATrilllaInTehMi afawk=dunno? [01:30]
mircea_popescu as far as we know [01:30]
BingoBoingo ivet: Maybe get a cloak first? [01:30]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07727271 = 0.85 BTC [-] {6} [01:30]
mircea_popescu does #bitstamp exist ? [01:30]
TATrilllaInTehMi I know [01:30]
mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5492674#msg5492674 << check out karpeles' sock doing damage control. [01:31]
ozbot Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. [01:31]
mircea_popescu such noobs, le wow. [01:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.00085761 = 15.9515 BTC [-] {2} [01:31]
BingoBoingo Oh, moar anti-porn n00bs http://deadspin.com/which-knbr-employee-is-downloading-huge-amounts-of-porn-1535336358 [01:31]
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kakobrekla bitstamp tard came spamming re bitstamp back in 2012 or what was it, to such extent that he got a k-line [01:32]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00494475 = 1.9779 BTC [-] {4} [01:32]
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BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [01:36]
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gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 680.0, vol: 65736.15109940 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 643.2, vol: 41149.86071 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 680.0, vol: 49700.76269936 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 644.809386, vol: 16392.57100000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 670.89335, vol: 67.80058344 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 663.4488, vol: 419.40543934 | Volume-weighted last average: 667.901191362 [01:36]
kakobrekla >Dj Dope [01:36]
kakobrekla 12:32 AM (3 minutes ago) > hey guys can you resolve this as a yes, aurora already almost doubled and everyone else agrees? thanx [01:36]
BingoBoingo Looks like BTC has serious drama support this week [01:36]
kakobrekla .... [01:36]
kakobrekla mp everyone else agrees. [01:37]
kakobrekla that has to be THE merit. [01:37]
kakobrekla what u say eh [01:37]
ThickAsThieves i left a disagree [01:37]
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mircea_popescu kakobrekla yes everyone agrees, let's send the winners to gox. [01:38]
BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=339544.msg5491951#msg5491951 [01:39]
ozbot BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC) [01:39]
mircea_popescu i dunno, to me this entire shit looks like a transparent attempt of the quoted site to made 10 btc or w/e. [01:39]
mircea_popescu the entire auroracoin thing looks like it cost less than what the bet would bring in. [01:39]
BingoBoingo So verdict is "Yes" everyone gets beta access to Gox 2 Electric Bugabear [01:39]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00085703 = 3.9423 BTC [-] {2} [01:39]
mircea_popescu no but seriously, anyone got a link to any place auroracoin thing is actually traded ? [01:40]
ThickAsThieves add to the FAQ: In a circumstance where an accepted bet is determined to have unreliable determining factors, BitBet shall choose factors as best it can, or refund all bets at its own discretion. [01:41]
BingoBoingo Refund everybody minus fee? "Poorly spec's BitBEt Med getting whipped" [01:41]
ThickAsThieves www.cryptsy.com [01:41]
ThickAsThieves https://www.cryptsy.com/markets/view/160 [01:41]
ozbot Cryptsy - AUR/BTC Market [01:41]
mircea_popescu eh get the fuck out, cryptsy never saw 1k btc in its entire existence [01:42]
ThickAsThieves surely it has [01:42]
ThickAsThieves but i still agree [01:42]
ThickAsThieves this is way fishy [01:42]
ThickAsThieves and a scam [01:42]
BingoBoingo It is a lesson in forcing better specs [01:42]
ThickAsThieves should probably just refund everyone [01:43]
mircea_popescu i dunno, i can't ok this. i mean i couldn't care less either way, it's bettors' btc on either side of the bet. [01:43]
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ThickAsThieves i have a bet in there [01:43]
mircea_popescu but for the love of the sanctity of marriage... [01:43]
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mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i can't fucking push it either, it's a legitimate contention. [01:44]
BingoBoingo I mean scamcoin tricks suggest forcing people to either spec better signals or kill MPOE bot [01:44]
kakobrekla firstly, how will you handle 'ends up' ? [01:44]
kakobrekla was there an answer to this [01:44]
ThickAsThieves if it's legitimate it was from day 1 [01:45]
ThickAsThieves Yes [01:45]
ThickAsThieves i think 'ends up' is important to define [01:45]
kakobrekla secondly, it doesnt specify if it has to be minable/premined or to which extent that can be [01:45]
BingoBoingo This might be a good time to suggest a BitBet, "Bitbet to not accept further Altcoin Marketcap bets in 2014" [01:45]
ThickAsThieves 'ends' has a menaing after all [01:45]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla nope [01:46]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla well it specifies "coin" [01:46]
ThickAsThieves precedent at bitbet is to say 'above x rate at any time, or by a specific time' etc [01:46]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 806 @ 0.00480085 = 3.8695 BTC [-] {3} [01:47]
ThickAsThieves it specifies 'altcoin' [01:47]
mircea_popescu aite. [01:47]
ThickAsThieves in the headline at least [01:47]
mircea_popescu most fucked up bet of 2013 award [01:47]
ThickAsThieves hmm [01:47]
ThickAsThieves where is AUR blockchain viewable? [01:47]
mircea_popescu the sad irony of it all beinbg that i hazily recall mod asking me if i see a problem and me saying no. [01:47]
ThickAsThieves can coins in circulation be confirmed? [01:47]
mircea_popescu i guess i was right... it's not that there's A problem. [01:47]
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the20year2 thecluck_ TheSeven thestringpuller ThickAsThieves thoa_afk [01:47]
BingoBoingo Nah, most fucked up might get litigated around 12 UTC [01:48]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i guess if someone can be bothered to install their wallet. [01:48]
ThickAsThieves i'm not icelandic [01:48]
ThickAsThieves :) [01:48]
mircea_popescu maybe we should just crash it. [01:48]
BingoBoingo x-bt doesn't trade it though [01:48]
mircea_popescu "bitbet resolves dubious bet by crashing dubious altscam into the ground" [01:48]
ThickAsThieves what websites has bitbet allowed as proof in the past? [01:50]
ThickAsThieves btc-e [01:50]
ThickAsThieves any others? [01:50]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform for he record, Лохотрон is way better than "Chumpatron" [01:50]
mircea_popescu bitcoincharts [01:50]
kakobrekla ThickAsThieves lots. [01:50]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but of course. [01:50]
mircea_popescu blockchain [01:50]
ThickAsThieves those dont have alts [01:51]
ThickAsThieves sry [01:51]
mircea_popescu well you askd [01:51]
ThickAsThieves i meant for altcoin bets [01:51]
mircea_popescu not really many alt bets allowed till recently. [01:51]
asciilifeform 'you go to war with' the pidgin you have, not the literary language you wish you had... [01:51]
mircea_popescu yeah. [01:51]
mircea_popescu also i think tpoh does not even nearly map on the english tron [01:52]
mircea_popescu which is more like... half of the tron troff pair than anything [01:52]
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BingoBoingo Fuck, Imma have to learn Russian by June aren't I [01:53]
ThickAsThieves how about i tell which side i bet on and you just resolve it to that? [01:53]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: by april! [01:53]
ThickAsThieves as good a criteria as any here ! [01:53]
mircea_popescu "russian by june" sounds like a good book [01:53]
mircea_popescu provided june is a hawt ukrainian blondy [01:53]
nubbins` ^ [01:53]
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ThickAsThieves Only Fools Russian [01:53]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: If they come this fast I live way to close to a trascom outpost. [01:53]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i imagine you're on the no side [01:54]
nubbins` :o [01:54]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.04242 = 0.8484 BTC [-] {2} [01:54]
ThickAsThieves i wont tell you, otherwise Scam accusations [01:54]
kakobrekla it cant resolve as no yet [01:54]
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asciilifeform once met a military type (american) who knew just one russian phrase, but knew it very well: 'don't shoot - i know secrets' [01:55]
mircea_popescu jhahaha [01:55]
ThickAsThieves nice [01:55]
mircea_popescu good phrase to know. [01:55]
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mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=%D0%BD%D0%B5+%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%B9%D1%82%D0%B5+-+%D1%8F+%D0%B7%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8E+%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%8B&complete=0 [01:56]
BingoBoingo I've been learning in the wrong direction then. My first phrase was "Fuck your mother горничная" [01:57]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: did that key work? [01:57]
mircea_popescu copumpkin yeah. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2014#541337 [01:57]
copumpkin oh, sorry, must've been offline or mentally impaired [01:58]
copumpkin thanks! [01:58]
mircea_popescu have fun [01:58]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: If you want a lower stakes pro sports team https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontier_Greys is probably available for under 300 BTC and... No facilities to maintain [01:59]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23950 @ 0.00085861 = 20.5637 BTC [+] [02:00]
mircea_popescu or alternatively i could hire twenty cocksucking "masseuses" for like 12 btc a season and have the porniest pro sports team in da werld [02:00]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: one of these days, you ought to write 'n00b guide' to sports bets. for instance, i grew up thinking of the whole concept as a chumpatron (lusers bet, the sports meisters throw matches & pocket the chumpatronium) [02:01]
peterl didnt the "lingerie leauge" or whatever they call it try that? [02:01]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, Sauget Illinois is pretty much strip clubs and nothing else [02:01]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform no, you're exactly correct, [02:01]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: That actually isn't far from the truth [02:01]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: whee, it works!!!!! [02:01]
mircea_popescu line betting is essentially someone getting in between bitbet and the luser, offering "services" and other customer supports. [02:01]
mircea_popescu copumpkin wd! [02:02]
asciilifeform ahahaa [02:02]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform and i don't mean this stylistically. it is factually and quite mathematically exact. [02:02]
copumpkin what are these strange cxbtc things I have [02:02]
mircea_popescu copumpkin well if you had smpoe and didn't log in for a year you prolly got a buncha divs and whatnot [02:02]
copumpkin oh sweet [02:02]
mircea_popescu kinda how finance works. [02:02]
copumpkin MPOE is by far the best investment I've ever made if you count how much I paid for it and how much it has grown and BTC has grown [02:03]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: SPorts betting at its essence boild down to finding players and ownership groups with such animosity towards one another that throwing the game isn't and option. [02:03]
copumpkin investment/gamble :P [02:03]
mircea_popescu so good for you. [02:03]
copumpkin better for you :) [02:03]
mircea_popescu i'm sure you can find a buncha daytrading lokhs that know way better. [02:03]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: seems like a serious amount of work to do, simply in order to make a fair gamble. [02:03]
copumpkin lol [02:03]
mircea_popescu "so far my best investment was, buy some mpex stocks and not logging in for a year" [02:04]
mircea_popescu sounds like fightin' words in forum land. [02:04]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.0424 = 0.848 BTC [-] [02:04]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: oh, I'm an index fund kinda guy, and I scoff at daytraders [02:04]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: remember my 'test drive' of mpex? that's all i did... [02:04]
* copumpkin scoffs at daytraders [02:04]
mircea_popescu what do we know. [02:05]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: It can be. While winning a bet is the best outcome, the best expectable outcome is betting on a game that provides a decent "sweat" [02:05]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12650 @ 0.00085885 = 10.8645 BTC [+] [02:05]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: this is an interesting point [02:05]
mircea_popescu anyway, this is a quite legitimate business endeavour. mpex is designed so that people can make their own brokerages and serve demographics on top of it. [02:05]
mircea_popescu bitbet is so made that people can run their own line books backed on it [02:05]
mircea_popescu etc. [02:05]
mircea_popescu growth enabling strategy. [02:06]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.59909839 = 2.9955 BTC [+] {4} [02:06]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00479 = 0.479 BTC [-] [02:06]
mircea_popescu course, this shit takes professionalism (of the actual kind), so there's not that much being done so far. [02:06]
peterl copumkin: great way to invest if you have the patience to not get in your own way [02:06]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The nature of how baseball works lends a lot of games to beign interesting sweats. Less so with hockey, still far less with Handegg, and almost never does an interesting sweat come from basketball. [02:06]
mircea_popescu why is this ? [02:07]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: because of some intrinsic fact about the games? or mere historical happenstance? [02:07]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Intrinsic facts in this ordering. [02:07]
mircea_popescu do tell ? [02:07]
BingoBoingo Baseball's offense is based on an action that at best succeeds 1/3 of the time. [02:08]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0056745 = 0.1873 BTC [+] {2} [02:08]
BingoBoingo Hockey similarly relys on accidental scoring. [02:08]
BingoBoingo With Handegg, generally there is a better team and that team wins. [02:08]
mircea_popescu so this makes them better sweats ? [02:08]
mircea_popescu ah cause randomness ? [02:09]
BingoBoingo With basketball pointshaving is a thing. [02:09]
mircea_popescu ;;google pointshaving [02:09]
gribble Point shaving - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Jo (pointshaving) on Twitter: ; What is Point Shaving? - Basketball - About.com: [02:09]
ThickAsThieves by sweat you mean suspense? [02:09]
peterl I seem to remember reading that good baseball teams lose to bad teams more often than good basketball teams lose to bad teams [02:09]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah. Randomness makes more Interesting bets. [02:09]
BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Exactly [02:09]
BingoBoingo Even the Miami Marlins win some games [02:09]
mircea_popescu oh i see [02:09]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02142205 = 0.557 BTC [+] {3} [02:10]
BingoBoingo Bets are not investments [02:10]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo amusingly, i just rewatched every given sunday earlier [02:10]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 735 @ 0.00475315 = 3.4936 BTC [-] {12} [02:10]
mircea_popescu miami... sharks was it ? [02:10]
kakobrekla mircea_popescu: Yeah. Randomness makes more Interesting bets. < that explains the just dice! [02:10]
nubbins` ^ heh [02:10]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: In the movie. IRL the dolphins at that level. [02:11]
BingoBoingo kakobrekla: The difference is dice players aren't patient enough to wait two hours to find out how they rolled. [02:11]
mircea_popescu " According to the 1999 Gambling Impact Study, an estimated $80 billion to $380 billion was illegally bet each year on sporting events in the United States. This estimate dwarfed the $2.5 billion legally bet each year in Nevada" [02:12]
mircea_popescu heh [02:12]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00469999 = 0.5875 BTC [-] {2} [02:12]
ThickAsThieves "The CEO of Reddit has personally gone to bitcointalk to warn users to not invest in an IPO coin "Redditcoin" and warn they will take action if it is released." [02:12]
ThickAsThieves take action how? [02:12]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, Nevada has no professional teams [02:12]
kakobrekla coingen it tat [02:12]
asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: imagine if technology were possible! he could simply whisper 'this turd will not bear my pgp signature' and be done. [02:13]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves sue, basically. [02:13]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform that technology would basically be... imagine if poor people had no money. [02:13]
mircea_popescu that's all the needed technology. [02:13]
ThickAsThieves shit the last thing i need is reddit after me [02:13]
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ThickAsThieves i dont have enough firsts or walls [02:13]
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ThickAsThieves fists* [02:14]
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asciilifeform i mean, it is a deep mystery to me why it should ever remain in doubt whether 'X endorses Y' [02:14]
asciilifeform given that we have public key crypto [02:14]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform "It is of negative survival value in the context of financial collapse." << this is strictly untrue. [02:14]
mircea_popescu trustfulness is actually always positive, and much more so in stressed environments. [02:14]
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ThickAsThieves so there's some kinda chatter about some bitcoin news tomorrow [02:15]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: only as 'part of a balanced diet!' with a working 'Friend Or Foe' detector. [02:15]
ThickAsThieves could explain the rally [02:15]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves just ver & co trying to wash the foundation thing. [02:15]
kakobrekla how ? [02:15]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform no, i mean this. gedank : [02:15]
ThickAsThieves https://twitter.com/niccary/status/440598582551674880 [02:16]
ozbot Twitter / niccary: This is going to be an exciting ... [02:16]
mircea_popescu two sets of chumps, separated by semipermeable membrane. on left, trustfull, on right untrustful chumps. [02:16]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1774 @ 0.00460426 = 8.168 BTC [-] {7} [02:16]
kakobrekla maybe its theseckritbitcoinproject.io [02:16]
mircea_popescu simple minded sociopaths arise in both compartments with the same, god dictated frequency. [02:16]
mircea_popescu sociopath on trustful side easily and frictionlessly builds army, wipes other side. [02:16]
ThickAsThieves lol [02:16]
mike_c haha. from that twitter page: "@niccary @marketmakers @Bloomberg @blockchain did the price of #bitcoin go up as to insider trading?" [02:16]
mircea_popescu sociopath on trustless side wastes all his time being paul fucking atreides, wasting his time fighting the freemen leaders. [02:17]
mike_c insider trading on bitcoin!! [02:17]
mike_c moar regulations please [02:17]
BingoBoingo ;;nigger --market all [02:17]
gribble Error: "nigger" is not a valid command. [02:17]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 50 @ 0.02216199 = 1.1081 BTC [+] {3} [02:17]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5801 = 1.1602 BTC [-] {2} [02:17]
BingoBoingo Srry [02:17]
BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [02:17]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 673.26, vol: 64724.23883599 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 641.724, vol: 40894.4983 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 670.5, vol: 50996.06328152 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 641.018476, vol: 16685.66700000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 666.9435, vol: 67.8440946 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 671.50415, vol: 431.73359996 | Volume-weighted last average: 661.927690152 [02:17]
ThickAsThieves http://texasbitcoinconference.com/hackathon [02:18]
ozbot Texas Bitcoin Conference - Hackathon [02:18]
ThickAsThieves surely someone here can nab that $1m [02:18]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: this is correct, depending on the playing field. not everyone is inclined to build armies, though - some folks just want to kill & eat their neighbors. [02:18]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform but it is not actually sociopathic to kill the trustful. [02:18]
ThickAsThieves "Up to 49% of your team can be remote." [02:18]
mircea_popescu basically, the story here is that statistically, the trustfull will fare better. [02:18]
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mircea_popescu for that matter, the strategy of the woman that goes "i like you, fuck me please" actually beats into shit the strategy of the woman that plays the aloof wallflower. [02:19]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02219999 = 0.2886 BTC [+] {2} [02:19]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00085885 = 19.7106 BTC [+] [02:19]
mircea_popescu as counterintuitive and mother-in-law-wisdom contradictory this may seem. [02:19]
cazalla wonder if gox actually deleted account and personal details as they said they would after 90 days (from memory i was 90) [02:19]
asciilifeform my first imagined picture, when reading mr. o's bit, was the demise of the dodo bird. [02:19]
mike_c cazalla: do you really wonder? [02:19]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: ебать его [02:19]
BingoBoingo I will write this n00b guide to sports bets [02:20]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform but a dodo is not a chump. [02:20]
BingoBoingo And in the process teach people how to only lose 30% pr year [02:20]
mircea_popescu your own definition includes free will. [02:21]
ThickAsThieves "Iceland’s Auroracoin Passes Litecoin, Becomes Third Largest Altcoin by Market Cap" coindesk... [02:21]
asciilifeform well, the animal is often described as having had an... inadequate reaction to predators, having lives as it did without them [02:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 51 @ 0.00459 = 0.2341 BTC [-] {2} [02:21]
ThickAsThieves enky says "Auroracoin is premined, it doesnt make sense to look the marketcap" [02:22]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform that part is true. but it was not capable of useful work. [02:22]
mircea_popescu compare for better results the fate of various subhuman tribes encountered by europeans. [02:22]
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mircea_popescu the ones that failed to suck cock rapidly, eagerly and well are now extinct. [02:22]
asciilifeform i do wonder what, if anything, has been heard of the Yanomami indians since that time when traders supplied them with shotguns... [02:24]
mircea_popescu aztecs made hernan cortes king. aztecs still exist today. sioux though it proper to oppose. sioux are gone. [02:24]
BingoBoingo Well in that case the ones who never encountered small pox before are equally extinct. [02:24]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: didn't you have something about popescuity at some point? [02:24]
copumpkin I don't see it anymore :( [02:24]
mircea_popescu copumpkin yeah it was a signed message in like... 2011 ? [02:24]
BingoBoingo And the Sious did outlast the Aztecs. [02:24]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo how you figure ? [02:25]
copumpkin mircea_popescu: damn, I'm out of date :( [02:25]
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ThickAsThieves so i posted the link to The Last Question on facebook, and it only got Likes from jesus lovers [02:25]
mircea_popescu lol [02:25]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00562006 = 0.1124 BTC [-] {2} [02:25]
BingoBoingo Aztec descendents survived on their women's lubrication and in that course became something different. Sioux staying pure now merely sell gas for $6 per gallon to people who can't stay on the interstate. [02:25]
mircea_popescu so i've been reading stan's last post for the past fucking hour, becase you people are killing any shred of productivity. [02:26]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i kinda count "Becoming something different" as survival. [02:26]
mircea_popescu seeing how it's the key to survival. [02:26]
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cazalla mike_c: not really : i am hopeful they did delete my ID as they said they would after i closed my account [02:27]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well it counts as personal survival, but not cultural survival. It's a mindset. A flawed one. But it is the one dominant on this continent in spite of wrongness. [02:28]
mircea_popescu cazalla all that hopeful and five dollars buys you a cup of coffee. [02:28]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo shitty cultures aren't going to survive anyway. [02:28]
mircea_popescu people took 25k years to come up with... pottery ? fuck them, you don't even want that shit to survive. [02:28]
mircea_popescu kind-of why the only thought the collapse of the us evokes in my head is... well... good riddance. [02:29]
mircea_popescu i'd much more regret the russians should they go, even as they've been unmitigated assholes their entire history. [02:29]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The bigger problem is they had buffalo that many years and never managed to turn them into cows. [02:29]
mircea_popescu at least good novels. plus good words. [02:29]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo some argument can be brought that a relative lack of readily available iron made them kind-of stone-age-bound 4ever. [02:30]
mircea_popescu imo it's a weak argument. [02:30]
BingoBoingo Wisconsin had plenty of easy Iron [02:30]
mircea_popescu right. [02:30]
mircea_popescu i mean... most of yurp had no iron [02:30]
mircea_popescu sweden did, and it was enough. [02:30]
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BingoBoingo The problem was they used Iron to shape flint and not the right way [02:30]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0046 = 0.1886 BTC [+] {2} [02:31]
mircea_popescu no but i mean... nobody forbade that, you know ? [02:31]
mircea_popescu they could have shoved it up their butts too, [02:31]
BingoBoingo Still an interesting alternate history it would be if the filthy spanish did not small pox the continent and therby give the English the chance to colonize [02:32]
mircea_popescu just as long as they made some tenochtitlan steel sabres cca 1300 [02:32]
agamemnon23 alex_c AndrewJackson Anduck Apocalyptic arij artifexd ArtyFact asciilifeform assbot Azelphur azi` [02:33]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/90s.jpg [02:33]
mircea_popescu he looks like such a total derp, too [02:33]
BingoBoingo I some alternate history Ohio could have been the real Afghanistan [02:33]
mircea_popescu they give stars to anyone now. [02:33]
asciilifeform 'those were the great roaring 90s, we survived as well as we could' [02:34]
asciilifeform multiple generations of derps killed their predecessors, ending with a final crop of mostly-functional beings [02:34]
mircea_popescu but tha tdouche ? srsly ? [02:34]
asciilifeform as described, in great detail, elsewhere [02:34]
mircea_popescu people are rolling in graves. [02:34]
mircea_popescu "if you give that fucking nimrod 1500 i'll shoot him on general principle" [02:35]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I'm telling you can't be more than 20 BTC next year to take them http://www.frontierleague.com/teams/frontier-greys/ [02:38]
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mircea_popescu jaysus [02:39]
BingoBoingo Check the history of the town they are headquartered in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauget,_Illinois [02:39]
mircea_popescu http://www.frontierleague.com/league/transactions/ < o look, they have a bitcoin exchange [02:40]
ozbot Transactions | Frontier League [02:40]
BingoBoingo Seriously the formula should be buy a frontier league team, hire some MLB players [02:40]
BingoBoingo ??? [02:41]
mircea_popescu what's OF SS etc [02:41]
BingoBoingo Profit [02:41]
BingoBoingo OF is outfield [02:41]
BingoBoingo SS is Shortstop [02:41]
mircea_popescu "The population was 249 at the 2000 census." hah [02:41]
mircea_popescu Sauget was incorporated as "Monsanto" in 1926. It was formed to provide a liberal regulatory environment and low taxes for the Monsanto chemical plants at a time when local jurisdictions had most of the responsibility for environmental rules. It was renamed in honor of Leo Sauget, its first Village President [02:41]
mircea_popescu ew [02:41]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, No one but Monsanto and strip clubs actually are in the city limits [02:41]
mircea_popescu i wouldn't buy that shit if it was free. [02:41]
BingoBoingo Well they haven't had a mayor not named Sauget in nearly a century [02:42]
BingoBoingo Fuedalism is alive and well in /Murica [02:42]
mircea_popescu The Monsanto plant in Sauget was also home to a serious accident in January 1992 when worker Charles Pritchett was critically hurt. Pritchett was caught in an auger used for moving small materials and shredding rubber. He was stuck in the auger for five hours while officials attempted to extract him. Pritchett was in a coma for three months and pronounced dead twice. Pritchett's leg was eventually amputated due to infe [02:43]
mircea_popescu ction and the severity of the mutilation. Judge C. Glenn Stevens awarded the man $16,000,000 in 1993 to compensate him. To satisfy the judgment, the Midwest Rubber Reclaiming plant and equipment owned by the Monsanto Corporation was sold at auction in August 1993. The site has since been leveled with no future prospects for development. [02:43]
mircea_popescu herp [02:43]
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BingoBoingo herp, It was reclaimed for still more strip clubs [02:43]
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mircea_popescu what's a working girl make there ? [02:44]
BingoBoingo Depends on the tits and how not black she is [02:44]
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mircea_popescu white c cup [02:45]
mircea_popescu 24 yo [02:45]
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BingoBoingo hundreds a night if she's fat and black, thousands if the ain's fat and lighter. White C cup would prolly work in Caseyville where the money is better [02:45]
BingoBoingo Especially at 24 [02:45]
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mircea_popescu thousands a night ? [02:46]
mircea_popescu wow, more than most start-ups. [02:46]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: That East Saint Welfare [02:46]
mircea_popescu need moar #womenintech, because currently they're not fucktarded enough to work really long hours doing relaly anyoing shit for very little money. [02:46]
BingoBoingo For Srs. [02:47]
mircea_popescu fact : the ~average~ entrepreneur will not have made by age 40 as much money as the average hs floozie working the stripping joints in saget, il made. [02:47]
BingoBoingo Cause they only make 4x what then men driving the trucks make [02:47]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Most of those floozies make more than the doctors that patronize them make [02:48]
mircea_popescu not oft said enough. [02:48]
BingoBoingo And then they turn 30 [02:48]
BingoBoingo Once they turn 30 some horses at Fairmount park sell their jizz for more than the floozie's going rate. [02:49]
mircea_popescu "I move that MPOE-PR be appointed supreme dictator of the Bitcoin Foundation. [02:49]
mircea_popescu Hopefully these will be the first orders of business: dissolve, disband, liquidate." [02:49]
mircea_popescu dude imagine, a chick being emperor of bitcoin. [02:49]
BingoBoingo So much fanfiction would happen [02:50]
asciilifeform why the hell not [02:50]
mircea_popescu ^ [02:50]
mircea_popescu you two answered each other. [02:50]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Does Hanna have thoughts on these developments? Other than "finally" and oter breif quips? [02:52]
mircea_popescu you'll have to ask her i guess. [02:52]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9004 @ 0.00086034 = 7.7465 BTC [+] [02:53]
BingoBoingo Eh, I don't go on Bitcointalk that often anymoar [02:53]
BingoBoingo I also have to do this paper on n00b sportbetting for asciilifeform [02:54]
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BingoBoingo And find ALL of the satoshi communications [02:54]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: not direly essential, i think i got the basic idea from your summary [02:54]
BingoBoingo Ans still try to double those ATC holding [02:54]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Well, n00bs don't read -assets so I might as well write it for them. [02:55]
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mircea_popescu not wasted effort, writing things up [03:01]
mircea_popescu "The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, the Ottoman Empire still existed." [03:02]
BingoBoingo And that is why I try not to travel futher north than I-70 [03:03]
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BingoBoingo And Cubs fans drink this swill called "Old Style" which isn't strong enough to be a malt liquor or palatable enough to be a beer. [03:04]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: cultural, educational: http://lurkmore.to/%D0%9F%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0 [03:10]
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mircea_popescu lol [03:13]
mircea_popescu clearly military brothels aren't what they used to be [03:13]
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BingoBoingo As I write the noob sports betting article, I'd like to open a quick survey. What team would people pick to take the World Series this year? [03:15]
mircea_popescu lol the churkin performance at the un is pretty lulzy [03:15]
asciilifeform ahahaha [03:15]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i couldn't name a tea, [03:15]
mircea_popescu check that out, they only got 1% ish respond to mobilization orders ? [03:16]
mircea_popescu lmao. [03:17]
mircea_popescu people all derping around about war. if a general mobilization order issued by the ukraine is ignored so, who the fuck is going to go to war ? france ? [03:17]
mircea_popescu maybe if they make the war 4 hours a day and everyone the same height. [03:17]
asciilifeform 'make w0r in your sp4r3 t1m3' [03:19]
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nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bmo-customer-s-account-emptied-of-87k-as-bank-falls-for-scam-1.2555647 [03:19]
ozbot BMO customer's account emptied of $87K as bank falls for scam - British Columbia - CBC News [03:19]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: When I wrote the electric boogaloo bet, France's boots were the ones I imagined solving it as Yes [03:20]
nubbins` BMO = canada's 4th-largest bank [03:20]
mircea_popescu how did you think that one [03:20]
BingoBoingo Or Sardinia's boots [03:20]
mircea_popescu nubbins` pretty funny. [03:20]
ThickAsThieves i'd bet on the Red Sox [03:20]
ThickAsThieves but i'm from there [03:20]
ThickAsThieves which i suppose is relevant [03:20]
ThickAsThieves sweat factor n all [03:20]
BingoBoingo Nah, Players as old as big Pappi don't get consecutive good seasons [03:21]
ThickAsThieves oh i dont watch baseball anymore [03:21]
ThickAsThieves only when i worked at a newspaper [03:21]
BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: And this is why you follow AsicMiner and not things more interesting to drink to. [03:21]
ThickAsThieves i dont drink really [03:22]
ThickAsThieves other than for the taste sometimes [03:22]
BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: And your lack of drinking is why you care about shit like ASICMiner [03:22]
ThickAsThieves once i fell out of it, it just makes me sleepy and feel crappy [03:22]
BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Building a habit takes work [03:23]
BingoBoingo So does building an addiction [03:23]
ThickAsThieves i put plenty time in during my 20s [03:23]
ThickAsThieves i get bored with everything eventually [03:23]
BingoBoingo For some reason I suspect your 20's weren't very roaring... [03:23]
ThickAsThieves i'm even bored with getting bored with things [03:23]
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BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Maybe it is time to see what Abercrombie tastes like? [03:24]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform wow, orlov is pro moscow ?! [03:24]
ThickAsThieves i ahev my stories [03:24]
BingoBoingo What would Hemmingway do? [03:24]
mircea_popescu how the hell does that work ? just because he dislikes the usg ? [03:24]
ThickAsThieves arrests, fights, etc [03:24]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not exactly - mostly anti-u.s./'international community' [03:24]
asciilifeform or rather, anti-anglo [03:24]
mircea_popescu but it can't seriously be contemplated ukrainians'd fare better under putin than under merkel [03:25]
BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: I'm still out on bail since last spring [03:25]
mircea_popescu or is it ? [03:25]
ThickAsThieves lol [03:25]
ThickAsThieves well then [03:25]
mircea_popescu i mean... eu in no way means anglo [03:25]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: under merkel << time for a 'joke' [03:25]
nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/how-synthetic-identity-fraud-costs-canada-1b-a-year-1.2554429 [03:25]
ozbot How 'synthetic' identity fraud costs Canada $1B a year - Canada - CBC News [03:25]
BingoBoingo Oh, In simple western terms mircea_popescu takes a 180 from IRC mircea [03:25]
asciilifeform russian derper: 'if we'd let the jerries win, we'd be riding in mercedes benz now!' [03:25]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo huh ? [03:25]
asciilifeform counter-derper: 'as the leather seats' [03:25]
nubbins` "In one case, Kelly suspects the person used in the scheme had poor English skills and, through miscommunication, wrote down what he believed was the fake name he was supposed to use, which was apparently flashing across his computer screen. This fake identity went on to have an effective credit rating, a driver’s licence, bank accounts, a telephone and an apartment (with renter’s insurance). And [03:25]
nubbins` all under the name: Server Froze." [03:25]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol [03:26]
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mircea_popescu server froze is actrually not a bad name [03:26]
mircea_popescu for a lead vocal of a postpunk band [03:26]
nubbins` certainly, mister froze [03:27]
nubbins` just sign here [03:27]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Twitter you sounds rather pro-Putin IRC you sounds rather fuck everybody. Unfortunatly people miss the Trilema you fuck everybody needs to be literal [03:27]
mircea_popescu it's mister server [03:27]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i'm not pro putin in any sense. it's just that most of the people ending up in my feed are english speaking propaganda agents [03:27]
mircea_popescu so i tend to give them a hard time [03:27]
nubbins` vladimir poutine [03:28]
mircea_popescu lol [03:28]
nubbins` wouldn't be able to take the guy seriously if he wasn't such a fucking hardass [03:28]
mircea_popescu he's a pretty decent hardass. [03:29]
mircea_popescu sort-of like reaganesque i guess [03:29]
ThickAsThieves kenna says hi! http://www.moneyandtech.com/mar3-news-update/ [03:29]
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mircea_popescu still tryin' huh. [03:30]
mircea_popescu why can't he just make an altcoin like any well behaved scammer and fade into the bitbucket. [03:30]
asciilifeform orlov's view seems to be that usg/nato/allies wreck countries (near east, etc.) to retard development -> to throttle resource consumption, create captive markets a la the brits at their peak, churn mil. inventory, 'controllable chaos' to feed various parasites. [03:30]
asciilifeform this is by no means an uncommon view. [03:30]
mircea_popescu it's not factually correct tho. [03:30]
BingoBoingo Well, it is important to remember that a lot of what made Reagan Reaganesque was his Buffet like dementia [03:31]
mircea_popescu what examples do we have ? hungary, slovenia, slovakia, czech, poland, romania, bulgaria, take your pick ? [03:31]
BingoBoingo Eh, why not pick on the polaks? [03:31]
BingoBoingo They had Ukraine first. [03:31]
mircea_popescu all these countries re-industrialised after the soviet collapse. [03:32]
mircea_popescu kinda indifferent which you pick [03:32]
asciilifeform did they? [03:32]
asciilifeform i suppose it depends on what you think of as 'industry' [03:32]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: For values of first not == Mongols [03:32]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform what'd you consider a fair measure ? [03:33]
ThickAsThieves LTC hit hard on AUR news [03:33]
mircea_popescu romania finished 2 nucelar reactors that the soviets/local commies tried to get going for 15 years, and now exports electricity. [03:33]
mircea_popescu is this a measure ? [03:34]
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asciilifeform sure. [03:34]
mircea_popescu i really could keep on going. [03:34]
asciilifeform other cases (latvia) not so hot. [03:34]
mircea_popescu latvia is a very small unfortunate plot of land tho [03:34]
asciilifeform main export, unskilled labour [03:34]
mircea_popescu i mean... some geographical zones will just die out if trade barriers go away [03:34]
mircea_popescu you wouldn't say washington wrecked detroit per se would you / [03:34]
BingoBoingo Oh, Washington destroyed Detroit. [03:35]
asciilifeform why not [03:35]
mircea_popescu well because in that sense you could as well say i did it. [03:35]
kakobrekla oh lol [03:35]
kakobrekla >BitcoinNotBombs co-founder Davi Barker was stopped in the Manchester, NH airport by TSA agents demanding to search is bags for Bitcoins. Barker was traveling with Bitcoin related merchandise, namely metal pins with Bitcoin labels on them, which he believes is what confused the TSA agents, who didn’t seem to understand what Bitcoin actually is. Barker was eventually allowed to continue to his flight. [03:35]
BingoBoingo Detroit would be thriving if that false flag agent did not smash Patton with a jeep [03:35]
ThickAsThieves https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=bitcoin+ [03:35]
ozbot bitcoin - Wolfram|Alpha [03:35]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07500001 = 0.15 BTC [-] [03:35]
kakobrekla CALL BOMB SQUAD; CHECK FOR BTC!! [03:35]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo or if they bombed japan more generouslky. [03:36]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla honestly the thing reads to me like attentionseeking behaviour. [03:36]
ThickAsThieves "The purpose of this wallet is to provide cold storage level security with close to web wallet convenience." [03:36]
mircea_popescu so the customs searched his bags. it's what customs do. [03:36]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Japan doesn't count. Fake Gox BTC, Fake COuntry [03:36]
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BingoBoingo Or Cuntry [03:36]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: smash Patton with a jeep << https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/ConspirThx.htm [03:36]
mircea_popescu they're not obliged nor reasonably expected to go "o heh heh bitcoin heh heh" just so random beavis feels tehy connected. [03:36]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah well afaik toyota etc is what sunk detroit. [03:37]
kakobrekla i cant judge whats true or whats not just whats written [03:37]
asciilifeform 'Patton, like Douglas MacArthur, was an unfortunate mixture of personal courage, technical brilliance and toxic personality, and like MacArthur, a role model to three generations of mediocrities who equate pomp and nitpicking with excellence.' [03:38]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform and as far as parasites go... russia definitely takes the cake. their (putin's) recovery model pretty much relies on parasites [03:38]
mircea_popescu nttawwt [03:38]
mircea_popescu jesus wtf. [03:38]
mircea_popescu who dares slurry the name of Gen Pissintherhine! [03:38]
kakobrekla it does remind me of nefarios travel to usa though. [03:38]
kakobrekla that was epic. [03:39]
mircea_popescu only took him 30 hours to fail ? [03:39]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the parasites in the summary being the various u.s. 'aid' busybodies who feast on the festering corpses of countries zapped by 'international community' [03:39]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Well unlike McArthur Patton was good at being crazy good at his job. [03:39]
mircea_popescu "i have 38 dollars, 15 pakistani liras, scottish food stamps and i will be here one month but is all ok" [03:39]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform none of them being you know, owners of uk football clubs. [03:39]
BingoBoingo Fuck I need a time machine [03:40]
Mats_cd03 im a big fan of tom ricks' view of how the ukraine will turn out [03:40]
Mats_cd03 http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/03/03/ukraine_call_me_a_crazy_optimist_but_i_think_that_in_the_long_run_putin_and_his_kle [03:40]
ozbot Ukraine: Call me a crazy optimist, but I think that in the long run, Putin and his kleptocratic pals [03:40]
BingoBoingo We just need to advance civilization to RoboKleptocracy already and be done with it [03:40]
mod6 arnt we alreday there? [03:41]
Mats_cd03 putin is avon barksdale [03:42]
BingoBoingo mod6: Nah, robots still steal for people. We need robots to steal for the sake of theft being fun [03:42]
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asciilifeform 'orc culture 101.' in the lands of the orcs, when 'human' shows up and says 'we can have government without corruption!' what people hear is 'if we'd let the jerries win, we could be in a mercedes benz. but it isn't too late! and if we end up as the seats, that's our place' [03:42]
mod6 BingoBoingo: ahh [03:42]
Mats_cd03 a younger, more handsome negro will surely replace him one day [03:42]
asciilifeform like that chinese fellow who wrote that his country ought to be colonized for 300 years before it can be considered 'civilized' [03:42]
BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Pharrel? [03:42]
asciilifeform and thrown in oubliette for his troubles [03:42]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00465108 = 0.1535 BTC [-] [03:42]
asciilifeform now a brit, french, or one of us - might agree! but who expects the chinese crown to agree. [03:43]
asciilifeform you'd have to be an idiot [03:43]
mircea_popescu as if anyone could be bothered to colonize china. [03:43]
asciilifeform or a traitor, sure of protection from his foreign master [03:43]
mircea_popescu if every able bodied white guy did nothing but rape chinese women from now on to the rest of his life, [03:43]
mircea_popescu it still wouldn't be done [03:43]
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BingoBoingo I dunno china takes order well, also heroin well [03:43]
asciilifeform 'colonize' doesn't have to mean 'administer british-style' [03:43]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043249 = 0.173 BTC [+] [03:43]
asciilifeform could also mean 'biodiesel' [03:43]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo but that's the point. you'd have to somehow teach them to stop taking order. [03:44]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, that's not colonize for srsly. [03:44]
asciilifeform or mrs. thatcher's 'we need no more than 15 mil. russians. to service the pipeline.' [03:44]
mircea_popescu lol she actually said that ? [03:44]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'll say now that i was never able to track down an authoritative proof of this. [03:45]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, you start an IRL Breaking Bad spinoff, call it "The Real Empire Business" All of a sudden you have a nation of 2 billion central kentucky hillbillies [03:45]
asciilifeform but, to 50% of russian-speaking people, she may as well have said it [03:45]
mircea_popescu ya well... [03:45]
asciilifeform (there is also no proof that stalin spoke the famous 'no man no problem') [03:45]
asciilifeform but he might as well have [03:45]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform in stalin's case, the proof is in the picture [03:45]
asciilifeform (or 'million deaths is a statistic, one death a tragedy') [03:46]
mircea_popescu (that famous one, on the river side) [03:46]
btcleaker <-- Insider with ground breaking tip. Shoot mail @ leakerbitcoin@forward.cat for more info [03:46]
btcleaker <-- Insider with ground breaking tip. Shoot mail @ leakerbitcoin@forward.cat for more info [03:46]
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BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [03:46]
mircea_popescu sigh [03:46]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 689.91, vol: 65493.93688626 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 659.011, vol: 40669.46841 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 687.0, vol: 51698.83657489 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 653.8679, vol: 17764.86200000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 687.912, vol: 68.30158652 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 671.1525, vol: 433.36901496 | Volume-weighted last average: 678.238779079 [03:47]
BingoBoingo leaker quit too soon to get mocked [03:47]
mircea_popescu how fucking retarded are kids today ? if you're an insider you need to introduce yourself ? [03:47]
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mircea_popescu wait, over 600 already ? [03:47]
asciilifeform spam'n'scram [03:47]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Very retarded see 2bitIdjit for deets [03:47]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Over 600 since MPOE resolved [03:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 99 @ 0.0062001 = 0.6138 BTC [-] {2} [03:48]
mircea_popescu heh. [03:48]
BingoBoingo For February [03:48]
mircea_popescu if i fucking have a heart attack "suddenly" you're all screwed. [03:48]
mircea_popescu cokea btw, here's a pro tip : using random seven proxies is not enough [03:48]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21431 @ 0.00086292 = 18.4932 BTC [+] {2} [03:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 144 @ 0.00462948 = 0.6666 BTC [-] {4} [03:49]
mircea_popescu we still can tell. [03:49]
cokea wat [03:49]
nubbins` .cat? [03:49]
cokea I'm a better troll than that [03:49]
cokea Frozenway is a known VPN mircea_popescu [03:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00605506 = 0.1756 BTC [-] {5} [03:50]
mircea_popescu nubbins` supposedly catalan [03:50]
mircea_popescu tey're running out of gimmicks. [03:50]
nubbins` interesting [03:50]
nubbins` didn't know non-us countries got 3-letter TLDs [03:50]
nubbins` not that it's a country [03:51]
mircea_popescu what the web really needs is a .derp [03:51]
nubbins` can you imagine the gold rush on that? [03:51]
mircea_popescu srsly. [03:51]
BingoBoingo cokea: So what brings you here? ENlightenment? [03:51]
BingoBoingo cokea: Do you write for wired? [03:52]
nubbins` 3-letter .derp domain for sale, 5k btc [03:52]
cokea viagra spam BingoBoingo [03:52]
cokea you got that for me BingoBoingo? [03:52]
BingoBoingo cokea: Nah kakobrekla would have caught that. [03:52]
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mircea_popescu " So, now we are threatening to start World War Three because Russia is trying to control the chaos in a failed state on its border — a state that our own government spooks provoked into failure?" [03:53]
mircea_popescu dude how the fuck is the ukraine a failed state [03:53]
BingoBoingo cokea: Sometime I am drunk. SOmetimes I am stupid. You didn't catch me here while drunk, so... [03:53]
mircea_popescu what are htese people all about. [03:53]
punkman1 mircea_popescu: you can have .derp for like $200k [03:53]
mircea_popescu it's like everyone has nothing better to do than ride the hyperbolae. [03:53]
cokea BingoBoingo: I'm also mining manually [03:53]
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btcleak Guess who's back [03:53]
nubbins` you? [03:53]
mircea_popescu punkman1 maybe once i'm older. [03:53]
BingoBoingo cokea: Must be some serious carpal tunnel [03:53]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: how the fuck is the ukraine a failed state << exactly same way as the u.s. [03:53]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno. last i visited i had a ton of fun. [03:54]
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mircea_popescu by comparison, ny was boring as fuck. [03:54]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Want some real insider leaks? [03:54]
Multivac btcleak is tiberius! I hope. [03:54]
mircea_popescu ;;google man pissing, urethal sounds [03:54]
asciilifeform bankrupt, serious ethnic split, little to no history as an actual nation... dead industry [03:54]
gribble If You Stick Things in Your Pee Hole, Awful Things Will Happen - Vice: ; Urology Care Foundation - Urology A-Z - Urethral Stricture Disease: ; A Vibrating Urethral Sound - ShopInPrivate.com: [03:54]
asciilifeform subject beaten to death elsewhere [03:54]
mircea_popescu ^ insider leak [03:54]
btcleak I got the hottest chili ever BingoBoingo Multivac [03:54]
BingoBoingo ;;ud sound docking [03:54]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking. [03:54]
ozbot Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking [03:54]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno, it doesn't seem failed at all to me. [03:54]
mircea_popescu solmalia is a failed state. [03:55]
btcleak I guess I'd be better off scamming tho [03:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6329 @ 0.00086085 = 5.4483 BTC [-] [03:55]
mircea_popescu afghanistan, as pumped by the us is a failed state. [03:55]
BingoBoingo Prolly better ROI [03:55]
mircea_popescu perhaps iraq too. arguably. [03:55]
btcleak ya [03:55]
btcleak HOTTEST SHIT ON MTGOX [03:55]
nubbins` Multivac: i read a story about you today [03:55]
asciilifeform currently trying to confirm or refuse a certain interesting rumour [03:55]
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btcleak Mine isn't a rumor [03:55]
btcleak It comes from the man himself [03:55]
BingoBoingo btcleak: THis chan largely gave up on Gox 9 months ago. Unless Gox had a baby we don't much care; unless paternity test. [03:56]
asciilifeform that yanukovych was in the process of selling vast tracts of land in u. to the chinese [03:56]
asciilifeform to be farmed to exhaustion [03:56]
btcleak lol fuck gox BingoBoingo [03:56]
asciilifeform (as they are presently doing elsewhere) [03:56]
nubbins` BingoBoingo: i used to know a lot of freaks, some of whom were into sounding (not sound docking) [03:56]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform seeing how i never heard a peep of this until AFTER the troubles, i'd say it's propaganda [03:56]
asciilifeform if true, it's a bit of a 'pox on both houses' [03:56]
BingoBoingo btcleak: So you have some credentials? SOme history? [03:57]
asciilifeform given that, after a russian victory, the process (if actual) will likely re-start [03:57]
mircea_popescu good land is in the west anyway [03:57]
btcleak BingoBoingo: I'm some random guy [03:57]
mircea_popescu or am i confused ? [03:57]
asciilifeform center. [03:57]
BingoBoingo btcleak: So am I [03:57]
btcleak or else I would make you pay forward for the info not after it happens [03:57]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo after one makes /. first page no longer random [03:57]
asciilifeform west u. is a kind of mournful shithole similar to certain u.s. 'red states' [03:58]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: prolly ture [03:58]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: OMG, BingoBoingo is more real than Firstname Lastname [03:58]
mircea_popescu what's "Farmed to exhaustion" mean anyway. [03:58]
BingoBoingo Imma have to read some Sartre [03:58]
mircea_popescu modern agriculture uses soil as substrate, plants are fed oil. [03:58]
nubbins` nevermind sartre, read some hugh pickens [03:58]
nubbins` ;p [03:59]
btcleak Sartre is a faggot BingoBoingo [03:59]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: there is such a thing as an agricultural equivalent of 'strip mining' [03:59]
btcleak and a shitty writer BingoBoingo [03:59]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Maybe Imma faggot gonna wear your anus around my clit? [03:59]
btcleak shitty writer sartre [03:59]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes. and everyone is practicing it. [03:59]
mircea_popescu and has been [03:59]
mircea_popescu for over 50 years. [04:00]
btcleak hey mircea_popescu [04:00]
btcleak I am so in love with you that I want to give you the info for free [04:00]
BingoBoingo btcleak: I am dealing with a real existential crisis where Immaginary me is bigger than actual me. [04:00]
mircea_popescu got tits ? [04:00]
btcleak I can grow some for you [04:00]
mircea_popescu so grow some tits and give me your titlove for free. [04:00]
BingoBoingo btcleak: I would like if you gave me your anus and 15 minutes of time to sort out my feelings. [04:00]
btcleak I will BingoBoingo [04:00]
btcleak LOL this info is funny [04:01]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 91200 @ 0.00086367 = 78.7667 BTC [+] {6} [04:01]
mircea_popescu i wonder how the various ws folk will adapt to this chan in the coming years. [04:01]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: They adapt or die [04:01]
btcleak you mean when bitcoin ponzi disappear? [04:01]
mircea_popescu yeah but it'll be interesting. [04:01]
mircea_popescu btcleak btc ponzis can not disappear. [04:01]
mircea_popescu they haven't disappeared in fiat yet [04:01]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Protip: Bing the lube or I'll make the lube [04:01]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: idea was that this (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/04619a7a-5da2-11e3-95bd-00144feabdc0.html) transport project would ship the resulting goods home. [04:02]
mircea_popescu o o that [04:02]
btcleak lol it will mircea_popescu [04:02]
mircea_popescu isn't that an old nazis did it story ? [04:02]
btcleak bitcoin is a shit technology [04:02]
asciilifeform i've no conclusive evidence! i live in an entirely different failed state, on other side of atlantic ocean. [04:02]
btcleak who are the rich faggots here [04:02]
BingoBoingo btcleak: What ridiculous tech do you advance? LISP Machines? [04:02]
btcleak I need to make a deal regarding my info [04:02]
mircea_popescu this kunstler.com thing reads like alex jones in a different cape. [04:03]
btcleak BingoBoingo: auto fleshlights [04:03]
btcleak mircea_popescu redirect me to the rich folks [04:03]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Make your case. [04:03]
mircea_popescu go pester ver. he may have 18 btc or so left. [04:03]
asciilifeform http://www.apk-inform.com/en/news/1025846 [04:03]
ozbot Ukraine: Council of Ministers of Crimea and Chinese companies agreed to jointly construct a grain te [04:03]
asciilifeform etc. [04:04]
BingoBoingo Or in the words of fiddy, get rich or dy trying [04:04]
btcleak fuck 18 btc [04:04]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform isn't it a little nutty to extrapolate based on that ? [04:04]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: sure. [04:04]
mircea_popescu romania has a grain terminal in constanta large enough to ship the ukraine whole [04:05]
asciilifeform a not entirely-implausible scenario, though. [04:05]
mircea_popescu still... it's just a terminal [04:05]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.0008621 = 14.1384 BTC [-] [04:05]
BingoBoingo btcleak: I may or may not have 300 kbtc. If you offer news that gets a response from me other than nigga, maybe you get 20BTC [04:05]
asciilifeform http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/25/countries-like-china-want-foreign-farm-land/ [04:05]
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ozbot Why China Wants (and Needs) Foreign Farm Land – News Watch [04:05]
btcleak lol BingoBoingo [04:05]
btcleak I have a confirmed news that is happening in a 2 weeks time frame [04:05]
BingoBoingo Nigga please btcleak [04:05]
asciilifeform ' The deal will funnel $2.6 billion into Ukraine annually for the next 50 years. China will also send seeds and fertilizer, as well as build some vital infrastructure in Crimea...' [04:06]
asciilifeform sept. 25, 2013 [04:06]
nubbins` big oil popeline terminates in constanta as well, no? [04:06]
mircea_popescu so this is somehow a bad thing ? [04:06]
nubbins` lel popeline [04:06]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Maybe we don't care about foundation jacking off and jizzing? [04:06]
btcleak some good shit to be short on [04:06]
mircea_popescu this is what the ukraine does, farms for export. [04:06]
mircea_popescu since what, 1820 [04:06]
btcleak who cares of foundation BingoBoingo [04:06]
nubbins` btcleak nobody gives a fuck about your news :( [04:06]
BingoBoingo btcleak: I dunno? Nigas? [04:06]
btcleak nubbins`: yes you love me [04:06]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: somehow a bad thing ? << we'll see when it revvs up [04:07]
mircea_popescu i guess. [04:07]
asciilifeform notice that if china merely wanted to buy the existing agri output, it easily could [04:07]
BingoBoingo btcleak: Id I didn't short in Sept 2009 why would I short nao? [04:07]
asciilifeform but no, they want to buy land, ship in own agrichemistry, etc [04:07]
mircea_popescu ukraine has one of the fucking worst productivities in the world. [04:07]
asciilifeform gotta wonder why [04:08]
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mircea_popescu do you know what they got per hectare in 2012 ? [04:08]
nubbins` 1btc [04:08]
mircea_popescu something like 1800kgs [04:08]
mircea_popescu they could easily get 4k+ [04:08]
asciilifeform by 'burning the candle at both ends', no? [04:08]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Parts of Ukraine have great productivity, other parts suck though. Ukraine is an odd mix of Kansas and Arizona [04:08]
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asciilifeform as the chinese are suspected of planning [04:08]
mircea_popescu well no, by fucking farming properly. [04:09]
BingoBoingo ^^ [04:09]
mircea_popescu they don't even plow half the time [04:09]
asciilifeform that's kinda how you keep the thing going, no? [04:09]
* asciilifeform is not an agronomist [04:09]
mircea_popescu http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/11/08/186900-a-man-and-a-horse-plough-up-the-field-near-the-village-of-bugayvka-som.jpg [04:09]
mircea_popescu i r not kid you. [04:09]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: No, you plow all of the time, even during fallow years [04:09]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform there's a difference between fingerfucking and fucking a girl. [04:10]
mircea_popescu as long as you don't actually use your knee it doesn't harm her in any way [04:10]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5851 BTC [+] [04:10]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: funnily, that horse scene is my father's main memory of his visit to Ro. in the early '80s! [04:10]
mircea_popescu well yeah, but meanwhile ro industrialised [04:10]
mircea_popescu cause eu capital. [04:10]
asciilifeform right [04:10]
mircea_popescu ukraine has to do the same thing somehow [04:10]
mircea_popescu i guess htey're stuck with chinese capital [04:10]
asciilifeform well, the east still has the sov. era industry going, sort of. [04:10]
mircea_popescu on the face of things this is all sensible, is what i'm saying. i dun see the big threat [04:11]
asciilifeform there wouldn't have been a wankfest if the west u. folks didn't 'go full bore latvian' and decree a 'lowering into prison bitch' of the rus. half [04:11]
BingoBoingo If 'Murica can Industrialize so can Ukraine, http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911/raptor-ii [04:11]
asciilifeform 'language exams', etc [04:12]
BingoBoingo I am a pole and so can you [04:12]
mircea_popescu i guess. [04:12]
mircea_popescu im not even sure what the tension was, exactly. [04:12]
asciilifeform it was a foolish declaration of chimp war, egged on by the u.s [04:12]
mircea_popescu there defo was some sort of tension [04:12]
asciilifeform as described by mr.o [04:12]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform listen, you can't do that from outside. [04:12]
BingoBoingo 2001 was a Chimp war kakobrekla can attest [04:12]
asciilifeform you do it from inside [04:12]
mircea_popescu it's some sexual pathology that's at the root of it. [04:12]
asciilifeform using 'ngo [04:12]
asciilifeform ' [04:13]
mircea_popescu nah [04:13]
kakobrekla lol BingoBoingo [04:13]
mircea_popescu if ngos worked then white chicks wouldn't be raped five times a year on average in south africa today [04:13]
BingoBoingo Fucking ass Monoliths [04:13]
asciilifeform and by dropping hints that you'll support rebels [04:13]
kakobrekla BingoBoingo looks like ukraine needs one [04:13]
asciilifeform (see, e.g. mr saakashvili) [04:13]
BingoBoingo kakobrekla: I might have one in the garage. Would you escrow the sale of a monolith to the unidentified gunmen? [04:14]
kakobrekla better sleep on that one. [04:15]
BingoBoingo I need to get rid of this monolith because the squirrels are starting to play nigga golf [04:15]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4206 @ 0.00086085 = 3.6207 BTC [-] [04:15]
kakobrekla lol [04:15]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i tell you, to me this sounds like thje proposition that a bank can provoke a divorce [04:15]
BingoBoingo They've gone black, soon they won't come back [04:15]
BingoBoingo Also I'd like the garage opener to work instead of returning "err: All of Jupiter's moons are yours except Europa" [04:16]
BingoBoingo Annoying ass cargo cult technology [04:17]
asciilifeform attempt no parking there. [04:17]
btcleak brb niggers [04:17]
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BingoBoingo Fucking it. Imma load up a space trolley full of ford escorts and make parking there [04:18]
mircea_popescu is ford escort slang for a black stripper with lobster tail ? [04:18]
nubbins` yeah [04:18]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Unfortunatley not [04:18]
nubbins` rob ford likes lobster [04:18]
nubbins` and tail [04:19]
BingoBoingo When I was in high school an acquainance from the boonies came from a family with a surplus of ford passengar cars. [04:19]
BingoBoingo The family did things out of boredom like fit dump truck motors into passenger coupes [04:20]
nubbins` hah [04:20]
BingoBoingo And nao their kid can't fly aero planes [04:20]
BingoBoingo Not after that great 4th of july party [04:20]
BingoBoingo WHere they turned a ford into a firework barge [04:21]
BingoBoingo Eh, though. Live and let dies. [04:21]
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BingoBoingo Even though the kid fit dump truck power in hatchback confines [04:22]
nubbins` fiesta tow truck [04:23]
mircea_popescu nah this is nuts. there's not going to be any "de-nazifying" of anything, wtf. [04:23]
BingoBoingo nubbins`: Well it was a 94 escort and an 88 F-OMNGWTFBBQ Super DUty [04:24]
nubbins` i like it [04:24]
nubbins` always wanted to hide a muscle car inside a shitbox chassis [04:24]
nubbins` this is even better [04:24]
BingoBoingo nubbins`: I have no idea if it is still [04:25]
BingoBoingo Haven't seen the kid since '06 [04:25]
nubbins` man, david byrne doesn't stop singing about food, does he? [04:25]
BingoBoingo nubbins`: The moral of the story before police get involved is that no, torque alone does not make you fast. [04:27]
nubbins` oh, of course not [04:27]
nubbins` just like the idea of surprises under the hood [04:27]
nubbins` whether it be something that can smoke a cop car or something that can tow a fleet of em [04:28]
mircea_popescu ^ [04:28]
mircea_popescu i was thinking, and wtf do you do for transmission [04:29]
diametric evening gents [04:29]
BingoBoingo Well last time I saw him I introduced him to a girl who was good at the dick sucking and wanted to sell a Dodge neon. [04:29]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: You half ass the transmission [04:29]
mircea_popescu so it'll do... 60mph ? [04:30]
mircea_popescu except... real easy ? [04:30]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Hopefully [04:30]
mircea_popescu even at say 30% inclines ? [04:30]
BingoBoingo Two bolts plus a crankshaft [04:30]
mircea_popescu ok that'll prolly blow [04:30]
BingoBoingo Only blow so often though [04:30]
mircea_popescu you know there's a reason detached semi heads are run a certain way [04:30]
mircea_popescu too light spells trouble [04:30]
BingoBoingo Of course [04:31]
mircea_popescu diametric heya [04:31]
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BingoBoingo The early 1990's though inherited a lot of the ethos of the 1980's where any motor by a company should work with any transmission [04:32]
mircea_popescu yeah, because this is how it works in mechanics. [04:33]
mircea_popescu also any roman candle should work with any asshole. [04:33]
copumpkin lol [04:33]
BingoBoingo I may have tested that last one... [04:33]
mircea_popescu anyway, i'd love to see the hand-made transmission some afficionado made to allow a dump truck engine in his thunderbird [04:35]
mircea_popescu because such a thing COULD be done, and it'd probably be awesome. [04:35]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Do you want me to give you some email addresses? [04:35]
mircea_popescu lol noty. [04:35]
mircea_popescu but pix if you have them. [04:35]
BingoBoingo I know someone not on a no fly list who does that for their Demo cars [04:35]
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mircea_popescu also since we're talking shafts : [04:36]
mircea_popescu http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/crisis-in-south-africa-the-shocking-practice-of-corrective-rape--aimed-at-curing-lesbians-9033224.html [04:36]
ozbot Crisis in South Africa: The shocking practice of 'corrective rape' - aimed at 'curing' lesbians - A [04:36]
mircea_popescu i wonder if this ever actually worked. [04:36]
mircea_popescu "i used to kinda not like doing it with men, but then these dudes fucked me really roughly and now i'm like all fixed" [04:37]
dub i've had rough sex with a lesbian [04:37]
mircea_popescu without asking her ? [04:38]
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mircea_popescu "I used to sleep under a bridge, not eat, just cry. I hanged myself; it was on a Monday. I took pills, took alcohol, drank cleaning appliances and then hanged myself. But God said, 'It is not your time'." [04:39]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: So are you asking if someone can deliver to you a thundrbird with a dump truck motor or asking for opinions whether or not it can be done? [04:39]
mircea_popescu i was more like idly trolling for pics [04:39]
dub she was into it, unkown if it cured her muff addiction [04:39]
mircea_popescu why would you want to cure such a thing anyway [04:40]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The one big example I say in person was well before I had a computer with more than two colors on its monitor much less a digital camera. [04:41]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i imagine because of the limitations of alloys you'd prolly end up with rather complex coggery [04:42]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well the first example I saw ended its life because the operator insisted on running it on Jet A fuel [04:42]
MisterE http://storify.com/billmon1/the-ukrainian-grand-delusion [04:42]
MisterE war will be good for BTC [04:43]
mircea_popescu there shall be no war. [04:43]
MisterE its already over [04:43]
mircea_popescu pretty much [04:43]
MisterE Putin won [04:43]
nubbins` wait [04:43]
nubbins` she drank cleaning appliances? [04:43]
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BingoBoingo MisterE: It isn't over but it isn't a war [04:43]
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nubbins` like what, a vacuum cleaner? [04:43]
MisterE thought that was a musical insturment [04:44]
mircea_popescu nubbins` she means bleach [04:44]
nubbins` guess it affected her language center [04:45]
MisterE drinking bleach is the most retarded thing to do [04:45]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Is Romania left or right hand drive? [04:45]
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MisterE you will never die [04:45]
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nubbins` ;;seen bloctoc [04:46]
gribble bloctoc was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: It will help government determine the size of the bailout required [04:46]
BingoBoingo ;;seen vexual [04:46]
gribble vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 3 hours, 30 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: lasers in the eye is never good tat [04:46]
bloctoc nubbins' looking for me? [04:47]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14400 @ 0.00086121 = 12.4014 BTC [+] [04:47]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: So one estimate request got a response already "Depends on the dump truck motor. Are you talking about a standard Volvo or cummins diesel? Or are you talking about a larger super industrial engine? Any motor can be out in any car. All it takes is a torch, welder, and some good math." [04:50]
mircea_popescu haha [04:50]
mircea_popescu you probably shouldn't hustle these good people, they probably have productive stuff to do with their tiem [04:51]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, if you want a new car to be chauffered in... [04:51]
nubbins` just pinging! any luck w/ eulora? [04:52]
BingoBoingo Left hand drive [04:52]
BingoBoingo I pinged a party with earnest experience in the matter. [04:52]
artifexd No. Stuck on cel3d right now. [04:52]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo not rly. about to move here anyway. [04:52]
nubbins` ah [04:52]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: So Argentina plan is underway? [04:53]
* mircea_popescu admires how we've picked the most persnickety software stack imaginable, apparently. [04:53]
nubbins` ah, it's not so bad [04:54]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30550 @ 0.00086059 = 26.291 BTC [-] {2} [04:57]
MisterE How does a Roma know a word like persnickety? [04:57]
MisterE hardly european [04:58]
copumpkin mircea_popescu knows all [04:59]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu is moving? [04:59]
KRS-One lol [04:59]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.006001 = 0.12 BTC [-] [05:00]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform gotta see the world. [05:00]
mircea_popescu 2015 mp conference won't be in timisoara, that's for sure. [05:00]
BingoBoingo Well Bingo Leaks remember Argentine apartements being quoted specificaly. [05:02]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21278 @ 0.00085872 = 18.2718 BTC [-] {2} [05:04]
asciilifeform neat [05:04]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12163 @ 0.00085739 = 10.4284 BTC [-] {2} [05:05]
BingoBoingo Well going to South America would make an incredibly torqued T-Bird easier to deliver [05:05]
dignork Lol, got it from ukranian friends: http://imgur.com/ja0PCoE [05:06]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83287 @ 0.00085643 = 71.3295 BTC [-] {3} [05:06]
BingoBoingo dignork: STFU, none of those people have patches. They could be self defense units. [05:07]
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dignork BingoBoingo, i know, still funny [05:07]
BingoBoingo dignork: Eat a dick, I am waiting for serious news, not more black ops OMGWTFBBQ dickign around. [05:08]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26100 @ 0.00085472 = 22.3082 BTC [-] {3} [05:08]
copumpkin these MPOE sales aren't me, I promise [05:08]
copumpkin just because I have my key back doesn't mean I'm dumping! [05:08]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: serious news << like a French invasion? [05:08]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: French or Sardinian work. Those new Raphaels are pretty hot shit. [05:09]
dignork BingoBoingo, gosh, it was a joke, i have friends on both sides too. [05:09]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: why not Spanish? Chinese? [05:09]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: They weren't in Crimea I. French, British or Sardinian, baby that's what I need. [05:10]
asciilifeform you left out turks. [05:11]
BingoBoingo dignork: Hard to communicate umor over text without being permissive isn;t it. [05:11]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.00466001 = 0.6291 BTC [+] {3} [05:11]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Turks would be forced into the same role, Black Sea gatekeepers [05:11]
BingoBoingo ATM unless Turks decide otherwise the black sea is only for countries with Black sea borders [05:12]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 38 @ 0.006 = 0.228 BTC [-] [05:12]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04324997 = 0.1297 BTC [+] [05:13]
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BingoBoingo Pretty much the same role the Ottmans professed to hold [05:13]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 187 @ 0.00597994 = 1.1182 BTC [-] {2} [05:14]
Multivac According to Deadline, the White House has recommended that the Supreme Court rule against Aereo when broadcasters bring its service to trial this April. [05:15]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0436663 = 0.131 BTC [+] {2} [05:15]
BingoBoingo I almost atm respect MRBigg the Ripple and Bearshare shill over Obama [05:16]
dignork BingoBoingo, not really, sarcasm is a tricky one [05:17]
BingoBoingo He nevar hid his hollywood shillness [05:17]
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mircea_popescu romania invades, takes over odessa [05:25]
asciilifeform ahahaha [05:25]
mircea_popescu dun dun dun [05:26]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: plz don't blow away the other cute cherub statue [05:26]
asciilifeform in my old apt. [05:26]
mircea_popescu lol [05:26]
BingoBoingo Plz take little Egypt next [05:26]
mircea_popescu ROMANIA TAKES IT ALL [05:26]
BingoBoingo Missouri smells bad and we are tired of being neighbors [05:27]
mircea_popescu Multivac hwo the fuck is this white house to "recommend" wtf. [05:27]
BingoBoingo Mardigras weekend just happened and everything to the west smells like piss [05:27]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: always wondered, what % piss by volume, is... Ganges river. [05:28]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02120003 = 0.1696 BTC [-] [05:28]
asciilifeform (assuming it is a physically meaningful question) [05:28]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: In the Ganges river case I'd guess at least 15% [05:28]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform all surface water has been pissed on average four times [05:29]
BingoBoingo Maybe some inbound amonium gets caught in clays, but... [05:29]
asciilifeform well, that. [05:29]
BingoBoingo Consider the Illinois river is mostly an untreated sewer flowing from Chicago and manages to support sufficient silver carp that baseball bats and armor are the prefered means for fishish them [05:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40900 @ 0.00085702 = 35.0521 BTC [-] {2} [05:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43492 @ 0.00085456 = 37.1665 BTC [-] {3} [05:32]
MisterE Russia has been in control down there forever already [05:34]
copumpkin omg MPOE selloff [05:34]
MisterE they just 'formalizing' it [05:34]
* copumpkin panic-sells [05:34]
MisterE yea? [05:34]
asciilifeform MisterE: in Chicago? [05:34]
asciilifeform did i sleep through something? [05:34]
MisterE well it's chicage [05:35]
MisterE Russians would be just another gang of thugs :p [05:35]
MisterE you'd outlast them [05:35]
MisterE no I'm saying the Crimea [05:35]
BingoBoingo MisterE: You mean they wouldn't outlast the Northside Polaks [05:35]
MisterE russia already controlled it [05:35]
BingoBoingo Oh, not Chicago talk [05:36]
MisterE what do the Turks have to say? [05:36]
MisterE that will be key [05:37]
BingoBoingo Dunno any Chicago Turks [05:37]
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BingoBoingo Are the Turks gonna let the Sardinians ty to force Crimea to trade again? [05:37]
MisterE I know there's a lot of history there and I don't know enough of it [05:38]
MisterE basically lots of stacks of bodies [05:38]
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copumpkin quit selling all the MPOE! [05:48]
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gribble You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7 [06:01]
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benkay !l m mpoe [06:03]
assbot I don't give a shit who saw what and who did what or who did who. [06:03]
BingoBoingo Watching Karl Urban in Almost Human I have to wonder... Why not just a Judge Dread serial? [06:03]
benkay !h [06:03]
assbot List of commands: [06:03]
assbot !ticker (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t} [06:03]
assbot !last (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l} [06:03]
assbot !mp (desc: returns the response from MPEX order) [06:03]
assbot !rules (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r} [06:03]
assbot !exchanges (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e} [06:03]
assbot !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com) [06:03]
assbot !bash (desc: bashes last lines to bash) {short: !b} [06:03]
assbot !quote (desc: quotes last lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q} [06:03]
BingoBoingo !jd [06:03]
benkay !t m s.mpoe [06:03]
assbot Just-Dice stat: 14170 BTC profit, 40.6k BTC invested, 762.97 mio bets, 5.06 mio BTC wagered [06:03]
assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00085369 / 0.00085835 / 0.00086433 (1018179 shares, 873.96 BTC), 7D: 0.000745 / 0.00086217 / 0.00088851 (8430211 shares, 7,268.32 BTC), 30D: 0.000745 / 0.00087418 / 0.00094153 (29592229 shares, 25,868.96 BTC) [06:03]
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assbot Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.0008541 BTC [-] [06:04]
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BingoBoingo You got a Bitcoin Stick? [06:11]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00543999 = 0.1034 BTC [+] {5} [06:12]
benkay walk softly and carry a bitcoin stick. [06:12]
mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5496175#msg5496175 [06:14]
ozbot Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. [06:14]
mircea_popescu and the plot trickens [06:14]
BingoBoingo Trickens because BTC in itself now has gotten boring [06:15]
BingoBoingo Gutten Borrin [06:16]
BingoBoingo Here be the Bitten Coins [06:16]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23850 @ 0.0008493 = 20.2558 BTC [-] {2} [06:16]
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cokea i am good [06:17]
cokea i was quoted by the WSJ for a troll post [06:17]
cokea good life [06:17]
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Multivac Alert! Alert! MPOE-PR trying to destroy the Bitcoin! [06:20]
diametric asciilifeform: finally found some pods for those logic analyzers i got. [06:23]
asciilifeform diametric: neato! where ? [06:23]
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diametric ebay, some showed up finally, though almost all of them are way overpriced. $50-$150, found one for $10 though [06:24]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 57 @ 0.00466023 = 0.2656 BTC [+] {2} [06:25]
asciilifeform diametric: drop a photo of the priceless antique here, for the others [06:26]
diametric http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-HEWLETT-PACKARD-1651B-LOGIC-ANALYZER-/221036512792 [06:26]
diametric I own two of these beautiful machines [06:27]
diametric but no pods. [06:27]
diametric well until i get it hopefully next week [06:27]
asciilifeform ought to post a pic of operating unit [06:27]
asciilifeform it's well worth seeing [06:27]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59988989 = 1.1998 BTC [+] {2} [06:28]
diametric speaking of tools, still need my oscilloscope? [06:28]
asciilifeform diametric: for the moment. i shall be done with it soon. [06:29]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44298 @ 0.00084722 = 37.5302 BTC [-] [06:29]
* asciilifeform borrowed a very rare and spiffy instrument from diametric to test rngs. [06:29]
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KRS-One http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2014/03/bitcoin-exchange/ [06:32]
ozbot The Inside Story of Mt. Gox, Bitcoin's $460 Million Disaster | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com [06:32]
KRS-One look at that stupid look on his fucking face [06:32]
mircea_popescu lol gutten boring [06:32]
KRS-One .bait [06:32]
ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6i69aVcNe1r2mc2eo1_1280.jpg [06:32]
KRS-One aw HELL ya [06:32]
BingoBoingo Eh, My hometown was almsot genecided during the Great war. [06:33]
Duffer1 https://blockchain.info/address/1BTCorgHwCg6u2YSAWKgS17qUad6kHmtQW [06:34]
ozbot Bitcoin Address 1BTCorgHwCg6u2YSAWKgS17qUad6kHmtQW [06:34]
Duffer1 bitcoin foundation donation address [06:34]
twizt lol [06:35]
twizt so many coins [06:35]
Duffer1 i'm actually surprised they got less than labcoin [06:35]
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BingoBoingo Duffer1: I am not at all [06:36]
BingoBoingo Also Duffer1 It is Monday, why are you not streaming Archer and watching a better alternate reality future for 'Murica? [06:37]
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Duffer1 i'm never sure when it's on, i always watch later [06:39]
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BingoBoingo Oh shit Duffer1 Illegally stream it nao [06:39]
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BingoBoingo Highway to the Danger Zone [06:43]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00466051 = 0.233 BTC [+] [06:43]
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mod6 archer++ [06:44]
MisterE http://news.yahoo.com/giant-virus-resurrected-permafrost-30-000-years-202120390.html [06:46]
ozbot Giant Virus Resurrected from Permafrost After 30,000 Years - Yahoo News [06:46]
BingoBoingo MisterE: Quiet, we are trying to hook Mircea up with a monster hotrod [06:50]
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MisterE that rod is for insertion... [06:53]
MisterE you sure you're doing it the right way? [06:53]
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BingoBoingo Insertion, where I dun care, he has more experience in this I supposed a dude who could put dumptrucks in ford escorts. He wanted dumptruck motors in a ThunerBird, and Imma trying to get the hillbilly's email. [06:54]
MisterE heh crazy [06:55]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.599945 = 1.1999 BTC [+] {2} [06:57]
gesell1 did anyone try to call MTgox today? [06:57]
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Duffer1 i almost lawld but i didn't want to offend anyone who might have lost out :( [07:02]
BingoBoingo gesell1: They had no information of @MagicalTux's cup size if that is the info you wanted [07:06]
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mircea_popescu lol BingoBoingo is bored [07:07]
gesell1 BingoBoingo: I'm just curious in general what the support phone actually is [07:07]
mircea_popescu gesell1 there was a pastebin earlier with everyone's phones [07:07]
mircea_popescu they lost the db, so. girlfriends, mothers et all. [07:08]
gesell1 mircea_popescu: but there was a press release on mtgox with the support phone number [07:08]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Incredibly, and just a bit too tipsy to hit publish on the sports betting for n00bs post even though I wrote most of it in chan [07:08]
gesell1 its on mtgox.com still [07:08]
gesell1 aat the very bottom [07:08]
BingoBoingo gesell1: The support line is a girl speaking Ingrish. Might as well go to latestrip.com where the Ingrish girls show tits [07:08]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: cups size: as in '2 X, 1 cup' ? [07:09]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Poor asians so mostly B's [07:09]
jcpham just because mtgox says you owned bitcoins it doesn't really mean you owned them [07:09]
jcpham not really [07:09]
BingoBoingo gesell1: As mircea_popescu pointed out though I am bored [07:10]
BingoBoingo So jcpham you realize talking gox drama here is just a huge circle jerk for anyone other than Luke-Jr [07:10]
mircea_popescu i am 12 and what is latestrip.com [07:10]
jcpham lolololol [07:10]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Where I spent dollars I should have spent on BTC [07:11]
BingoBoingo Damn you spring 2010 [07:11]
cokea #bitcointraders if you're bored BingoBoingo [07:11]
asciilifeform a strip, that tells you if you're.. late. like a litmus strip. [07:11]
asciilifeform if that wasn't obvious from name [07:11]
mircea_popescu so pregnant girls in the buff ? [07:11]
BingoBoingo Here's a Tartar http://www.latestrip.com/freechat/girl/TamaraMuslim [07:12]
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BingoBoingo But yeah, too many prego girls [07:12]
BingoBoingo Sauget wouldn't put them on stage [07:12]
bloctoc Nextcoin youtube videos really are adorable. http://wiki.nxtcrypto.org/wiki/External_Videos [07:13]
Multivac Nextcoin does not compute. [07:15]
BingoBoingo Fuku Kasparov https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/440704422549942273 [07:15]
BingoBoingo Kramnik beat your ass for a reason. [07:15]
Multivac from the Karpeles article comments: "Mark is a member of Mensa, well that says it all. I work with a guy who claims to be a Mensa member, he's the biggest jackass I have ever encountered. But if you want to know how smart he is, just ask he'll tell you about it, all day long." [07:16]
BingoBoingo And Anand... was prolly actually the best champion in a long time. [07:16]
Multivac Truth [07:16]
mircea_popescu why do people go to the mensa thing anyway [07:16]
BingoBoingo Multivac: Mensa is nothing, I qualified for that bullshit [07:16]
mircea_popescu i suppose it's actually a sort of bitcoin foundation, huh. [07:16]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: phun phact: today, K is known in russia - not mainly as a chess player. [07:16]
asciilifeform see 'bob the bridge-builder.' [07:17]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I know, he flys that everywhere now. [07:17]
BingoBoingo Part of wy he is in exile [07:17]
asciilifeform M is actually a sex club [07:17]
Multivac I never met someone that said they were Mensa that wasn't degenerate. [07:17]
asciilifeform i have this on good authority, though never seen in person [07:17]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform ithought men want good looking women [07:17]
mircea_popescu rather than smart women [07:17]
BingoBoingo Multivac: I am a total degenerate, out on bail at this moment, I still think Mensa is too white trash [07:18]
asciilifeform once again, never saw it alive [07:18]
Multivac Bailed out for what though? [07:18]
mircea_popescu he got drunk one day... [07:19]
BingoBoingo Multivac: Disorderly conduct, Which I find a moral imperative [07:19]
BingoBoingo Religious liberty is at stake [07:19]
Multivac Did you flip over a car? [07:19]
Multivac Poop in a hamburger? [07:19]
BingoBoingo Multivac: Imma not that in shape, unless the car is a fiero [07:19]
BingoBoingo And it is all allegedly [07:19]
mircea_popescu anyway, that's all the excitement i can take in one day. take care all [07:20]
mircea_popescu don't break the bitcoin, [07:20]
* Now talking on #bitcoin-assets [11:09]
* Topic for #bitcoin-assets is: http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com - most days worth reading || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com - all days worth reading [11:09]
* Topic for #bitcoin-assets set by kakobrekla!~kako@unaffiliated/kakobrekla at Wed Nov 27 22:34:53 2013 [11:09]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 133 @ 0.00495352 = 0.6588 BTC [+] {2} [11:12]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 141 @ 0.00495356 = 0.6985 BTC [+] {2} [11:17]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share [11:22]
assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 3.68215411 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 122 satoshi per share [11:24]
mircea_popescu soo... turns out this was best dividend in s.mpoe history. [11:25]
mircea_popescu 428 satoshi on 29-09-12 and 506 satoshi 26-01-13 being the previous highs [11:26]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07598485 = 0.5319 BTC [+] {2} [11:33]
dub https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5493553#msg5493553 [11:34]
ozbot Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. [11:34]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 91 @ 0.00495354 = 0.4508 BTC [-] [11:35]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41421 @ 0.00083883 = 34.7452 BTC [-] {3} [11:44]
mircea_popescu dub lol [11:46]
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punkman "KAM Analysts have come out and established the opening price for MZC at $1.00 USD as a opening price. "We felt this was a reasonable opening price with the Alt Market the way it is currently, Dogecoin is setting around $1.17 in some exchanges and MAXcoin is still right around $1.28." [11:52]
punkman http://www.kimitsuassetmanagement.com/ [11:52]
mircea_popescu >< [11:52]
mircea_popescu what the fuck is this. [11:52]
mircea_popescu another "altcoin" with a 349587598437598349534 "mkt cap" ? [11:52]
punkman it's auroracoin for indians [11:53]
mircea_popescu oh. [11:53]
mircea_popescu great IDEA [11:53]
punkman http://www.mazacoin.org/about.html [11:53]
ozbot MazaCoin - About [11:53]
mircea_popescu sometimes i wonder if the "entrepreneur" scum even knows what idea means. [11:53]
punkman "During the first phase of the MazaCoin pre-mine, the Traditional Lakota Nation as represented by the BTC Oyate Initiative will pre-mine 25 million MazaCoins as the starting point of a National Crypto-Currency Reserve. This reserve is critical as a symbol of national sovereignty, and vital for the future of MazaCoin. " [11:53]
mircea_popescu of wtf. [11:54]
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mircea_popescu we need more pianos to catch lots and lots of fingers in [11:54]
mircea_popescu i bet you some nigger* fuckwit somewhere thought "o hey, nobody can oppose this SCAM because it'd be raycest!!11" [11:55]
mircea_popescu *nigger in this context is a term of art. see http://trilema.com/2013/fried-chicken/ for the definition. [11:55]
punkman yeah I know, been working on my own niggers.txt [11:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00083813 = 12.991 BTC [-] {3} [11:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.608 = 1.216 BTC [+] [11:58]
punkman waiting for more lulz from that altcoin marketcap bet [11:59]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22315 @ 0.00083767 = 18.6926 BTC [-] {2} [12:00]
mircea_popescu sigh. [12:00]
wao-ender today topic, scamcoins? [12:01]
* wao-ender popcorn.gif [12:01]
mircea_popescu wao-ender no it's just this bet. [12:07]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-] [12:08]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00559998 = 0.56 BTC [+] {3} [12:09]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9365 @ 0.00083687 = 7.8373 BTC [-] {2} [12:13]
mircea_popescu by the way : http://trilema.com/2013/the-conference-second-edition/ [12:13]
mircea_popescu the cuttoff for regs for the april conference is march 15th. there won't be late regs or anything. [12:13]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17385 @ 0.00083667 = 14.5455 BTC [-] [12:14]
dub I'll be in cambodia [12:14]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04270871 = 0.2563 BTC [-] {5} [12:15]
jurov ;;bc,stats [12:21]
gribble Current Blocks: 288860 | Current Difficulty: 3.81572379881463E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 290303 | Next Difficulty In: 1443 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 10 hours, 57 minutes, and 23 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 3883050502.07 | Estimated Percent Change: 1.76445 [12:21]
mircea_popescu not a bad place to be [12:21]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 14 @ 0.04241428 = 0.5938 BTC [-] {4} [12:23]
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mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iypi49ZW1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg [12:29]
mircea_popescu (why did the chick cross the road ?) [12:29]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23850 @ 0.00083849 = 19.998 BTC [+] [12:42]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34600 @ 0.00083655 = 28.9446 BTC [-] {3} [12:48]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1298 @ 0.0001866 = 0.2422 BTC [+] {6} [13:28]
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mircea_popescu that bitcoin scam foundation thread is really delivering the lels. [13:32]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC [13:33]
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wao-ender v0v http://www.coindesk.com/icelands-auroracoin-passes-litecoin-becomes-third-largest-altcoin-market-cap/ [13:43]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 360 @ 0.0055 = 1.98 BTC [13:43]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00479999 = 0.48 BTC [+] [13:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00559998 = 0.1456 BTC [+] {2} [13:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 188 @ 0.00567496 = 1.0669 BTC [+] {3} [13:46]
mircea_popescu we're in the middle of a debate as to how scammy this is. [13:48]
mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=499595.0 [13:49]
ozbot Satoshi should give away a good chunk of the 1.000.000 btc he has [13:49]
mircea_popescu teh forum hath spoken [13:49]
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chetty there should be an award for the dumbest ideas [13:57]
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mircea_popescu there is. [13:58]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6087 = 1.2174 BTC [+] {2} [14:05]
jurov darwin award doesn't quite apply to internet [14:10]
KRS-One Any rumor that mastercoin is going to save goxcoin [14:14]
mircea_popescu i heard auroracoin is going to disrupt rainbows. [14:15]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55007 @ 0.00083292 = 45.8164 BTC [-] {2} [14:16]
KRS-One Its about time rainbows were disrupted. [14:16]
KRS-One Elusive bastards. [14:17]
mircea_popescu ikr ? now they're going to be square [14:17]
KRS-One wut! lel [14:17]
KRS-One First sinewave, now digital rainbows. Next thing you know cats will sleep with doges. [14:17]
mircea_popescu and have retarded otter children [14:18]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6 = 1.2 BTC [-] [14:22]
jurov that's sloth, no? [14:22]
mircea_popescu lol i guess so [14:23]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 826 @ 0.0008375 = 0.6918 BTC [+] [14:33]
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mircea_popescu The thing is, your brain has to be full of prions to think that this "Punked By Obama Supporter" video shows Fox being punked, either that or you're in first grade where the following exchange is considered an awesome practical joke: "I told you my name's Bill, but it's not, it's Will! All this time you thought it was Bill! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I'd warn that kid he's going to get himself beat up at recess if I wa [14:36]
mircea_popescu sn't helping collect the dirt bombs. [14:36]
mircea_popescu Imagine you are in the target demo for Fox & Friends (i.e. your ex-husband drives an F150 and your daughter's Nokia is bedazzled), would you feel punked? What would you see in the video? You'd see a wise ass, a self-aggrandizing cynic, a douchebag. So if he's pro-Obama, then the point is obvious: pro-Obama people are idiots. Thanks, Max, you helped the cause. [14:36]
mircea_popescu Imagine Gretchen Carlson doing what she should have done if she was smart: kept the interview going longer. "Oh, I'm sorry, Max, we must all be dummies here at Fox because when you told us you were pro-Romney we... just believed it. We do that with the Bible and pre-war intelligence, too, gosh golly. Well, you have a Columbia education and I'm giving you a national platform, why don't you tell us why we're all stupi [14:36]
mircea_popescu d here for supporting Romney? Why should we want Obama for a second term? Please, no soundbites you got from twitter." As the kid's head melts like he was staring into the Ark of the Covenant we'd see clearly that he isn't an Obama supporter at all. He may be voting for Obama, I have no idea, but he wasn't there for Obama, he was there for himself under the pretense antagonizing Fox, which is why his main argument [14:36]
mircea_popescu was "s'up." Advice for aspiring comics like Max: if you get to go on TV, you should probably prepare some material. [14:36]
mircea_popescu holy shit this guy's good. [14:36]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 300 @ 0.0055 = 1.65 BTC [14:46]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.60001625 = 2.4001 BTC [-] {3} [14:46]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15400 @ 0.00083628 = 12.8787 BTC [+] [14:47]
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moiety mew [14:57]
moiety BingoBoingo, you around? [14:57]
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mircea_popescu hey there moiety [14:58]
moiety mircea_popescu: are you [14:58]
moiety lol [14:58]
moiety yes hi how are you? [14:59]
moiety look at this http://imgur.com/gallery/X3IbG it's immense [14:59]
mircea_popescu you made that ?! [15:00]
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chetty wow, I want one [15:00]
asciilifeform woah [15:00]
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moiety i truly wish i made that mircea_popescu [15:03]
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moiety how amazing is it [15:03]
assbot AMAZING COMPANY! [15:03]
moiety lol ^ [15:03]
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moiety i wonder who did make it and i wish there were better pictures of the sides [15:04]
moiety the set i made, i used half kinder eggs with beer cap crowns for queens lol [15:05]
mircea_popescu lol [15:05]
moiety they had googly eyes too... made the game [15:05]
mircea_popescu neat btc product tho, find them and hussle them. [15:05]
moiety i think that's the only chess set you can commit a murder with [15:06]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00567498 = 0.2837 BTC [+] [15:08]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 300 @ 0.0055 = 1.65 BTC {2} [15:09]
moiety omg its only $295 [15:10]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 402 @ 0.00567498 = 2.2813 BTC [+] {3} [15:10]
moiety lies 910CAD http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/OldeWorldCC?ref=l2-shopheader-name [15:11]
moiety bizarre "only ships within united states" why is it in CAD then [15:12]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17735 @ 0.00083593 = 14.8252 BTC [+] {2} [15:21]
mircea_popescu "A Kremlin aide was quoted on Tuesday as saying that if the United States were to impose sanctions on Russia over Ukraine, Moscow might be forced to drop the dollar as a reserve currency and refuse to pay off any loans to US banks." [15:23]
mircea_popescu now that'd be a riot. [15:23]
mircea_popescu suddenly the eu is forced to ALSO drop the dollar because if you can't buy gas from the gazprom with it then what good is it ? [15:23]
mircea_popescu putin could just get done with it and declare obama must now spend a week naked in chains pulling the plow under the whip somewhere in rural ukraine. [15:24]
asciilifeform plow? bah. uprooted tree stump. what pre-iron-age slavs plowed with. [15:24]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44737 @ 0.00083635 = 37.4158 BTC [+] {3} [15:26]
mircea_popescu but black slavery is a modern not pre-iron-age phenomena [15:27]
mircea_popescu let us preserve historic accuracy. [15:27]
mircea_popescu anyway, s/whip/knuth [15:28]
chetty 5. The fax machine was invented the same year as the Oregon trail migration. [15:28]
asciilifeform chetty: early faxes required user to trace over the picture [15:30]
asciilifeform by hand [15:30]
asciilifeform not quite what modern people have in mind when they think 'fax' [15:30]
deadweasel you have died from from plague. your party died in a river crossing. [15:32]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform now we know how the office xeros romp got started. [15:32]
asciilifeform 'you have died of death' [15:32]
mircea_popescu o [15:32]
asciilifeform (i distinctly recall that being in there) [15:32]
mircea_popescu you know i never get you people. i always packed an arsenal of bullets, hunted, got super rich [15:32]
mircea_popescu i usually made 3-4x my money by the time i was in oregon [15:32]
mircea_popescu http://newswatch.us/28-year-old-ceo-of-bitcoin-exchange-dead-after-possible-suicide/#sthash.17rKP4om.dpuf [15:34]
ozbot 28 Year Old CEO Of Bitcoin Exchange Dead After Possible Suicide | NEWSWATCH [15:34]
asciilifeform nailgun? [15:35]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 95 @ 0.0055 = 0.5225 BTC [15:35]
mircea_popescu karpuccinos [15:37]
mircea_popescu (twist : Autumn Radtke was a chick) [15:38]
asciilifeform probably asked to 'turn karp' and refused. [15:38]
punkman Poloniex hacked, but hackers only took out BTC, didn't care for the altcoins [15:41]
mircea_popescu what, they left all the auracoins behind ? [15:41]
mircea_popescu BUT IT HAS A MARKET CAP! with a fluffball and all. [15:41]
asciilifeform house burgled, thieves took tv but not the turds in the cat's sandbox... [15:41]
punkman "The major problem here is that the auditing and security features were not explicitly looking for negative balances." [15:42]
punkman "Because there is not enough BTC to cover everyone's balances, all balances will temporarily be deducted by 12.3%." [15:42]
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asciilifeform can't wait for the exchange that keeps balances as 'unsigned int' and underflows into $MAXINT - epsilon when it gets cleaned out. [15:43]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 113 @ 0.00574805 = 0.6495 BTC [+] {5} [15:43]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 505 @ 0.00574406 = 2.9008 BTC [-] {2} [15:44]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 988 @ 0.00574 = 5.6711 BTC [-] [15:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07699997 = 0.154 BTC [+] [15:46]
Multivac haha, derps sell their LTCs for AURs, causing LTC to fal from 25 to 21, then BTCChina lists LTC and it goes to 27 [15:46]
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ThickAsThieves maybe itll go back to 40 [15:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 340 @ 0.0049463 = 1.6817 BTC [+] {6} [15:52]
wao-ender http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/02/27/world/europe/ukraine-divisions-crimea.html [15:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00083182 = 8.9837 BTC [-] [15:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00575 = 0.575 BTC [+] [15:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.00490999 = 0.1227 BTC [-] [15:55]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00575 = 0.2875 BTC [+] [15:57]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00574999 = 0.1495 BTC [-] {2} [15:58]
mircea_popescu http://imgur.com/Jr4uWC2 [16:00]
ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer [16:00]
mircea_popescu someone should dump that on twitter. [16:00]
mircea_popescu i mean reddit. [16:00]
ThickAsThieves get a MPOE-RedditPR [16:01]
mircea_popescu http://beforeitsnews.com/chemtrails/2014/03/russia-attacked-largest-oil-refinery-in-europe-is-on-fire-in-huge-blaze-2442038.html [16:01]
ozbot Russia Attacked? Largest Oil Refinery In Europe Is On Fire In Huge Blaze | Chemtrails [16:01]
mircea_popescu sooo... is this a fake ? [16:01]
asciilifeform http://englishrussia.com/2014/03/03/largest-oil-refinery-in-europe-is-on-fire [16:02]
ozbot Largest Oil Refinery in Europe is on Fire | English Russia [16:02]
mircea_popescu http://www.euronews.com/2014/01/10/german-oil-refinery-fire-and-explosion/ [16:02]
ozbot German oil refinery fire and explosion | euronews, world news [16:02]
mircea_popescu apparently it's shell's rheinland [16:03]
asciilifeform no snow in that one. [16:04]
mircea_popescu hm [16:04]
ThickAsThieves :/ [16:04]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42285 @ 0.00083931 = 35.4902 BTC [+] {3} [16:07]
diametric Why is in a category called 'chemtrails' [16:07]
mircea_popescu probably because the chemtrails did it ? [16:08]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0434999 = 0.1305 BTC [+] [16:17]
moiety oh jeez [16:17]
moiety i don't like shell, but that's awful [16:18]
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ThickAsThieves http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/04/smut_filter_adviser_to_uk_pm_investigated_for_viewing_child_smut/ [16:23]
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ThickAsThieves http://blockchain.com/ [16:27]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00083505 = 24.634 BTC [-] [16:27]
Rulother ooo [16:27]
ThickAsThieves Transparent exchange maybe? [16:27]
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Rulother Well we're expecting "big news" from them soon [16:28]
ozbot Blockchain.com - Bitcoin Wallet. [16:29]
nubbins` judging by the picture of an iphone [16:31]
nubbins` i'd say the big news is a functional html5 web wallet [16:31]
nubbins` to replace the ios app that got yanked [16:31]
ThickAsThieves meh [16:32]
nubbins` meh for some, a boon for others [16:32]
asciilifeform exploit bounty for yet others. [16:32]
nubbins` +1 :D [16:36]
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ThickAsThieves KateCraig: "However, the bigger reason for the delay is that I've been trying to track down an accounting error. My spreadsheet says we should have much more in the h/w reinvestment fund than we actually have in the bank. I believe I've traced the issue to how depreciation was being calculated." [16:39]
asciilifeform 'On March 2nd 2014 Flexcoin was attacked and robbed of all coins in the hot wallet. The attacker made off with 896 BTC...' (http://flexcoin.com) [16:40]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07699997 = 0.154 BTC [+] {2} [16:41]
asciilifeform 'As Flexcoin does not have the resources, assets, or otherwise to come back from this loss, we are closing our doors immediately.' [16:42]
nubbins` well that's convenient [16:49]
Apocalyptic indeed [16:49]
Apocalyptic yet another self-hack [16:49]
nubbins` "Flexcoin, Inc is located in the Alberta, Canada" [16:50]
nubbins` ah, the Alberta [16:50]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00083505 = 8.5175 BTC [-] [16:50]
azi` why would anyone use a service described as "bitcoin bank"? [16:51]
nubbins` heh [16:51]
nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bitcoin-bank-flexcoin-shuts-down-after-600-000-theft-1.2559018 [16:51]
ozbot Bitcoin bank Flexcoin shuts down after $600,000 theft - Business - CBC News [16:51]
deadweasel nice to have a shake-out now and again. [16:51]
nubbins` https://twitter.com/flexcoin [16:52]
ozbot flexcoin (flexcoin) on Twitter [16:52]
nubbins` heh [16:52]
nubbins` feb 25: "We hold zero coins in other companies, exchanges etc. While the MtGox closure is unfortunate, we at Flexcoin have not lost anything." [16:52]
nubbins` march 4: "Flexcoin will be shutting its doors." [16:52]
azi` lol [16:52]
ThickAsThieves does LAMP have a way to autclose db connections (of a certain age) across all hosted sites [16:52]
ThickAsThieves or must it be done in each site script [16:52]
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diametric ThickAsThieves: its been a while since I've done any PHP code, but all connections get closed if you open them with mysql_connect vs. pconnect [17:00]
diametric closed at the end of the session that is [17:00]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33508 @ 0.00083267 = 27.9011 BTC [-] {2} [17:03]
ThickAsThieves thx [17:03]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00083131 = 22.1128 BTC [-] {2} [17:07]
punkman "Make music with the world. "The Cypherfunks" is a decentralized band & cryptocurrency. A new way to make music in the 21st century! The cryptocurrency, enables the new music collective." [17:09]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04299999 = 0.129 BTC [-] [17:10]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043 = 0.172 BTC [+] [17:13]
ThickAsThieves to steal [17:13]
punkman "Or, in other words, if Satoshi Nakamoto is the Genius Father of Cryptocurrency as an advancement in cryptotechnology, then Thomas Jackson is its Genius Uncle as an advancement in cryptotechnology in world economics." [17:17]
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asciilifeform http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=22764360 [17:20]
ozbot $10M Calif. Gold Coin Hoard Found in Yard May Have Been Stolen From Mint - ABC News [17:20]
asciilifeform tldr: if you find gold, shut up, melt it down [17:20]
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ThickAsThieves Nic Cary will be on bloomberg tv in 35m [17:26]
ThickAsThieves http://www.bloomberg.com/tv/ [17:26]
ozbot Bloomberg TV: Business Live TV - Bloomberg [17:26]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.609 BTC [+] [17:28]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07699996 = 0.154 BTC [-] [17:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52950 @ 0.0008303 = 43.9644 BTC [-] {3} [17:32]
moiety aww asciilifeform is that the couple who were out walking and found the gold? [17:32]
asciilifeform moiety: yeah, them [17:34]
asciilifeform moiety: linked piece mentions that it might be confiscated. [17:34]
moiety so if they prove its the 1900 heist money, they won't get anything? [17:34]
asciilifeform that was the claim, yes [17:35]
moiety plot twist : there weren't only five cans (i hope) [17:35]
moiety i'd be too frightened to open the cans for fear of beasties [17:36]
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ThickAsThieves mircea_popescu pm [17:38]
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nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=218435.msg5506076#msg5506076 [17:41]
ozbot Official CaVirtex.com Thread [17:41]
nubbins` now that's an interesting way to respond [17:41]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 13 @ 0.043 = 0.559 BTC [+] [17:41]
nubbins` My response [17:42]
nubbins` quoting is hard etc [17:42]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 51 @ 0.00489979 = 0.2499 BTC [+] {2} [17:45]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.043 = 0.86 BTC [+] [17:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 62 @ 0.043 = 2.666 BTC [+] [17:53]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves lol katecraig is still delayed ? [17:55]
mircea_popescu wasn't it xmas ? [17:55]
mircea_popescu aww flexcoin eh ? which was this one ? i forget. [17:56]
Apocalyptic the first bitcoin bank [17:58]
Apocalyptic it's been around for a while afaik [17:58]
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mircea_popescu pretty sure it's not the first thing posing as a bank no [17:59]
nubbins` hadnt heard of it before today [18:00]
Apocalyptic should have included quotes I guess [18:00]
mircea_popescu larger amounts of airqutes pls [18:00]
nubbins` the "first" bitcoin "bank" [18:00]
mircea_popescu t"he" etc [18:01]
nubbins` "theft" [18:01]
mircea_popescu AIRQUOTE EVERYTHING [18:01]
Apocalyptic heh [18:01]
nubbins` "flexcoin" "will be" "shutting" its "doors" [18:01]
ThickAsThieves hehe obama is announcing new budget from an elementary school [18:01]
nubbins` did someone whisper it in his ear while he was reading a story? [18:02]
nubbins` followed by a look of utter confusion and a few more paragraphs of story-time? [18:02]
mircea_popescu "its" [18:03]
nubbins` hey those aren't your doors! [18:03]
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nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/report-slum-landlords-dennis-o-keefe-says-1.2558938 [18:04]
ozbot Report slum landlords, Dennis O'Keefe says - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News [18:04]
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nubbins` "O'Keefe said the city will act quickly on complaints once they're received, but if a landlord refuses to allow an inspector into the unit, the city then has to go to court. If an order to clean up a property is then ignored, they would have to go to court again." [18:04]
nubbins` report slum landlords, wait two years for solution [18:05]
nubbins` meantime, get kicked out of your house [18:05]
mircea_popescu that's you ?! [18:05]
nubbins` nah [18:05]
nubbins` i'm not an o'keefe [18:05]
nubbins` nor a dennis, for that matter [18:05]
mircea_popescu is keefe like the most common canadian name ? [18:05]
Mats_cd03 any bets on when the next exchange with >1000btc gets robbed [18:05]
nubbins` relatively uncommon [18:05]
nubbins` lots of o'keefes [18:05]
mircea_popescu aha i c [18:05]
nubbins` 3 generations back, we were o'keeffe but dropped an o and an f [18:06]
Duffer1 you mean "robbed" Mats? :P [18:06]
nubbins` "exchange" [18:06]
Duffer1 hehe [18:06]
nubbins` "with", even [18:06]
Mats_cd03 is there a sizable irish pop in cn [18:06]
Mats_cd03 ca* [18:06]
Apocalyptic sounds about right [18:06]
nubbins` most of newfoundland has irish heritage [18:06]
nubbins` of some sort [18:07]
nubbins` the rest of canada, not so much [18:07]
nubbins` but it is a nation of immigrants, so y'know. pockets everywhere [18:07]
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nubbins` TBF my ancestors came from england, nor ireland. [18:09]
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nubbins` bbl picking up rent, etc [18:10]
artifexd I'm looking to buy some ATC. x-bt and openex orderbooks are too thin. Anybody selling? [18:10]
mircea_popescu artifexd maybe BingoBoingo [18:11]
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artifexd ;;later tell BingoBoingo I'm trying to buy some ATC. Are you trying to sell? [18:13]
gribble The operation succeeded. [18:13]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00574998 = 0.575 BTC [+] {2} [18:14]
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ThickAsThieves blockchain on bloomberg momentarily [18:15]
ThickAsThieves http://www.bloomberg.com/tv/ [18:15]
ozbot Bloomberg TV: Business Live TV - Bloomberg [18:15]
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ThickAsThieves facebook is gonna buy drones to provide internet to africa [18:16]
ThickAsThieves sell! [18:16]
moiety is mark spending his xmas money or something lately? [18:17]
ThickAsThieves blockchain.info bought clarkmoody [18:17]
ThickAsThieves integrating with zeroblock [18:17]
moiety o.o [18:17]
ThickAsThieves they bought rtbtc [18:18]
mircea_popescu the bitcoin founation policy of decentralisation ? [18:18]
mircea_popescu dun dun dun [18:18]
ThickAsThieves so they are opening a trading platform [18:19]
arij really? when did they buy cm/rtbtc? [18:19]
Duffer1 acquire all the things [18:19]
ThickAsThieves this week arij [18:19]
Apocalyptic so they are opening a trading platform // wait, rtbtc was not just charts ? [18:19]
mircea_popescu "Tommie Rice Esti castigator, o PETRECERE de sfarsit de SAPTAMA..." [18:19]
mircea_popescu fucktarded romanian spammers. buy spam software, replace the subject/body copy, [18:19]
arij rtbtc lets you trade at gox/stamp using the API [18:19]
mircea_popescu use english names. [18:19]
Duffer1 rtbtc is a trade platform [18:19]
mircea_popescu it totally makes sense some random tommie rice is fluent in romanian [18:19]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: twist. google's mail has built-in translation. so, spammers no longer need to study languages. [18:20]
* arij wonders what will happen to the bitvps link on clarkmoody [18:20]
ThickAsThieves it'll get a lot of clicks today [18:21]
ThickAsThieves hehe [18:21]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, this is actually correct romanian. it's nigh on impossible for gt to get 8 words straight. [18:21]
ThickAsThieves "our company will never touch fiat" cary says [18:21]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: no, what i meant was, the receiving end [18:21]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves "like we learned from mp" cary doesn't say [18:22]
asciilifeform if google's mail, will translate to luser's language. [18:22]
mircea_popescu cause he forgot that part. [18:22]
mircea_popescu one day i'll understand why this is so hard. [18:22]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah, but, badly. [18:22]
ThickAsThieves ok zeroblock isnt an independent exchange, just an interfacing platform [18:23]
asciilifeform a good portion of english-language spam shows signs of being produced in exactly this way. [18:23]
ThickAsThieves for $20/m [18:23]
mircea_popescu i believe it. [18:23]
wao-ender good move bch. [18:24]
wao-ender these trading platform should rise [18:24]
ThickAsThieves i love how now that gox is dead, we don't get 25% price moves after every news tidbit [18:25]
asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: a team of chumpatronic engineers is working around the clock to fix this. [18:26]
ThickAsThieves hehe [18:26]
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wao-ender soon they move to another X [18:26]
asciilifeform 'a holy place never remains empty' (rus. proverb) [18:26]
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asciilifeform expect a 'MtFox' or the like, using mouth and arse- prints for N-factor authentication and 'AML' government id both [18:27]
asciilifeform or something like that. [18:27]
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asciilifeform the only sure bet is that there will be some sweet placebo to reassure the chumps that 'this time, It's Different !11! (TM)' [18:28]
ThickAsThieves reddit is very disappointed in Cary [18:30]
ThickAsThieves it is kinda non-news [18:31]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform has it lol. [18:31]
mircea_popescu mp says gox is trading with itself, ppl are like oooooookay. [18:31]
mircea_popescu then gox goes away and price suddenly is quite stable. [18:31]
ThickAsThieves also they shouldve at least rebranded the acquisition site fully [18:31]
mircea_popescu so mp goes oooookay. [18:31]
ThickAsThieves they just slapped a squished logo on it [18:32]
ThickAsThieves tsk tsk brandbuilding! [18:32]
ThickAsThieves well gox is probably also what got us to $300+ [18:33]
ThickAsThieves fwiw [18:33]
ThickAsThieves blockchain also shoulda removed this frozen gox chart from clarkmoody lol [18:34]
ThickAsThieves http://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/ [18:34]
ozbot Bitcoin Data Platform | RTBTC [18:34]
mircea_popescu what's the rush. [18:34]
ThickAsThieves well they just said "Hey look at me!" [18:34]
ThickAsThieves typiclaly a good time to comb your hair [18:34]
mircea_popescu http://imgur.com/Jr4uWC2 << check that shit out, suddenly "no data available/0 views" [18:35]
ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer [18:35]
mircea_popescu i didn't know imgur deleted stats ? [18:35]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05110001 = 0.3066 BTC [+] {3} [18:35]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00485772 = 0.1069 BTC [+] {2} [18:35]
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ThickAsThieves hmm that is odd [18:36]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00485 = 0.1067 BTC [-] {3} [18:36]
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deadweasel it's not recording stats anymore either [18:40]
mircea_popescu CONSPIRACI [18:40]
mircea_popescu twist : is imgur running fractional reserve stats ? [18:41]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0057498 = 0.575 BTC [-] {2} [18:41]
deadweasel they had to use yoru stats to cover the justin beiber run on imgur [18:41]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16623 @ 0.00082995 = 13.7963 BTC [+] {2} [18:42]
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mircea_popescu a statschain divided upon itself can not stand! [18:42]
mircea_popescu friends! bitcoiners! citizens! lend me your views! [18:43]
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Duffer1 I only have likes, do you accept those? [18:50]
artifexd lol [18:50]
Duffer1 actually i think i have some spare upvotes [18:50]
mircea_popescu ;;ticker likes/views [18:50]
gribble (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market |all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message) [18:50]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.38356683 BTC to 3`617 shares, 65899 satoshi per share [18:59]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7177 @ 0.00082986 = 5.9559 BTC [-] [19:00]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14623 @ 0.00083032 = 12.1418 BTC [+] [19:01]
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mircea_popescu in today's lol : trilema referrer ronpaulforums.com comes slightly ahead of somethingawful.com [19:05]
mircea_popescu not by much and towards the bottom of the pile, but anyway [19:06]
asciilifeform what's in the top of the pile? [19:06]
Duffer1 ^ [19:06]
mircea_popescu direct, various rss and twitter feeds [19:06]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07699997 = 0.154 BTC [+] {2} [19:07]
mircea_popescu slashdot [19:07]
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mircea_popescu reddit (0.o) [19:07]
mircea_popescu tardstalk [19:07]
mircea_popescu litecointalk [19:07]
mircea_popescu buncha chinese and russian stuff [19:07]
asciilifeform phun phact. first time i ever heard of reddit, i parsed the name as 'Red [i.e. communist] Edit [as in editorial]' [19:08]
mircea_popescu lots of ancient links [19:08]
mircea_popescu (my article about how to suck cock is still 3rd most read, won't yield that beast) [19:08]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform you were so woefully, drastically and deplorably off the mark with that [19:09]
mircea_popescu except wait... [19:09]
mircea_popescu no you weren't. [19:09]
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asciilifeform i'm an 'LL(1)' parser. [19:10]
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mircea_popescu i have a steak at stake and it's fucking sticking it to me [19:10]
asciilifeform i'd rather eat steak than stake. [19:11]
mircea_popescu im stoked :D [19:12]
asciilifeform 'stokes' is a joke, but green's is mean' [19:12]
asciilifeform (memory from a maths class) [19:12]
mircea_popescu i suppose we'll have to have rhymes day namean ? [19:13]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 120 @ 0.00574999 = 0.69 BTC [+] [19:13]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 676 @ 0.00462569 = 3.127 BTC [-] {8} [19:17]
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moiety http://www.engadget.com/2014/03/04/apple-carplay-ferrari-ff-hands-on/ lol resistive touch screen [19:24]
ozbot Hands-on with Apple's CarPlay: when Siri met Ferrari (video) [19:25]
moiety so ugly! [19:25]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37950 @ 0.00082934 = 31.4735 BTC [-] [19:25]
wao-ender looks resistive [19:26]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1650 @ 0.00083029 = 1.37 BTC [+] [19:28]
moiety looks resistable [19:28]
wao-ender capacitivy wouldnt has that flick buttons [19:32]
Mats_cd03 looks like a good competitor to the stuff in tesla's cars [19:32]
wao-ender but volvo have capacitve one carplay, well [19:32]
asciilifeform who the hell wants a touch screen in a car [19:33]
Mats_cd03 i do [19:33]
asciilifeform knob, you can twist without looking [19:33]
Mats_cd03 im not a scrub that needs haptic feedback [19:33]
Mats_cd03 its my opinion that good software solves that problem anyway [19:35]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i don't think the people targetted actually drive. [19:35]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: !? [19:35]
asciilifeform screen is meant for passenger? [19:35]
mircea_popescu nah [19:35]
mircea_popescu screen is meant for douche who can't afford a car at all [19:35]
Mats_cd03 why cant you use a touch screen with a voice button mounted on teh wheel [19:36]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: how is this supposed to work? am i just thick? [19:36]
mircea_popescu "look how cool and from the future we are" [19:36]
mircea_popescu ferrari doesn't sell cars by convincing anyone to buy one [19:36]
mircea_popescu ferrari sells cars by convincing poor lithe 20something chicks to blow anyone in a ferrari [19:36]
asciilifeform so this is something like the ads on the washington d.c. metro for fighter jets and destroyers? [19:36]
mircea_popescu mutatis mutandis [19:37]
mircea_popescu or should i say, mutatits mutandine [19:37]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0222 = 0.111 BTC [+] [19:38]
mircea_popescu (this, incidentally, is also why all the limited edition crap) [19:42]
mircea_popescu http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/politics/presidential-budget-2015/? [19:46]
mircea_popescu check out all those healthcare savings already. [19:46]
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mircea_popescu #obamawasright [19:46]
ozbot Breaking down spending in Obama's budget proposal - The Washington Post [19:46]
mircea_popescu tyl : veteran affairs cost as much as education or health care. who knew there's a cost to all that jingoism. [19:46]
asciilifeform in u.s., actual education (public schools, etc) is funded on state level [19:47]
asciilifeform federal 'dept. of ed' is something quite else [19:48]
mircea_popescu point. [19:49]
mircea_popescu holden got hit with a -40% [19:49]
mircea_popescu "us no longer needs justice dept" ? [19:49]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the 'useful' part of the latter is being merged into the 'ministry of love' (DHS) [19:50]
asciilifeform (that being the armed stormtroopers) [19:50]
mircea_popescu o gee! just like the soviets. [19:50]
mircea_popescu epa got slashed. who knew [19:51]
asciilifeform it lives on fines [19:51]
mircea_popescu i guess if you have no economy you can save on environmnetalism [19:51]
mircea_popescu uh, they don't get to make fines part of their own budget do they ? [19:51]
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asciilifeform they do. [19:52]
mircea_popescu whop the fuck came up with that stupid idea. [19:52]
asciilifeform just like local police depts [19:52]
mircea_popescu jaysus. [19:52]
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asciilifeform (many u.s. police depts are funded largely by asset seizure - without anyone needing to be convicted of a crime) [19:53]
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mircea_popescu that i know [19:55]
mircea_popescu even wrote about it [19:55]
jborkl as I understand it just the State of Texas lew enforcment takes in a billion a year mainly on weed [19:55]
mircea_popescu to me it registers as the #1 item on the list of why the us can't be4 taken seriously as a civilised state. [19:55]
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deadweasel civilization via wikipedia: Civilization or civilisation (in British English) generally refers to state polities which combine these basic institutions, having one or more of each: a ceremonial centre (a formal gathering place for social and cultural activities), a system of writing, and a city. [20:06]
deadweasel not a definition I would have expected. [20:06]
deadweasel so in the most useless sense, we are civlised. [20:06]
deadweasel now how do we actually define civilisation? [20:07]
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mircea_popescu deadweasel civilisation is the totality of material productions of an identified primate group. [20:26]
mircea_popescu as contrasted with culture, which is the totality of ideal productions of an ~. [20:26]
mircea_popescu together culture and civilisation describe privileged wife, [20:26]
mircea_popescu as opposed to bare life (ie, cattle). [20:26]
mircea_popescu s/wife/life [20:27]
nubbins` check your privilege :D [20:27]
nubbins` ba-dum-tss [20:27]
mircea_popescu yeah. [20:27]
mircea_popescu quite typical for libertards to get stuck blaming the curb. [20:27]
deadweasel i prefer this definition. is somewhat more meaningful [20:27]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0896001 = 0.1792 BTC [-] [20:28]
Mats_cd03 !ticker s.mpoe [20:28]
assbot It's so strange that you don't remember any of your poetry. [20:28]
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nubbins` My name is Clark Moody, and this is my website. First of all, I love Jesus, and I want you to know him. He has changed my life forever, and His love has the power to change you. [20:29]
benkay is that kind of attitude an instant disqualifier for anyone elese? [20:30]
nubbins` ¬_¬ [20:30]
nubbins` yes [20:31]
benkay !t m s.mpoe [20:31]
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benkay Mats_cd03: ^^ [20:31]
nubbins` i only finished reading the sentence because my peripheral vision picked it up [20:31]
Mats_cd03 !t s.mpoe [20:31]
assbot The round stones beneath the earth... have spoken through the fire. [20:31]
Mats_cd03 !t m s.mpoe [20:31]
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Mats_cd03 wut [20:31]
moiety yes benkay, so much yes [20:32]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC [20:33]
benkay hullo moiety [20:34]
benkay ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:158cca9962694cd90af05df37425fc2724c92c39cbcaa5b2965f8160 [20:35]
benkay [20:35]
gribble You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7 [20:35]
mircea_popescu meanwhile in a parking lot, http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6681rcJVh1qk6jqko1_500.jpg [20:35]
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benkay i'm uninterested unless they're yours, mircea_popescu [20:36]
mircea_popescu my whats [20:37]
nubbins` flaps [20:37]
mircea_popescu no homo ? [20:37]
benkay tits [20:37]
nubbins` it's all a spectrum man, don't fight it [20:38]
benkay tits in a parking lot are cool, don't get me wrong [20:38]
asciilifeform for newswank aficionados, mr. o update his post (http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/03/reichstag-fire-in-kiev.html) with summary of today's. [20:38]
benkay but i seen plenty of that nao [20:38]
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benkay mircea_popescu's tits, though, that's an entirely different story. [20:38]
moiety mircea_popescu: you have a knack for finding naked girls outside [20:38]
mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79qts6XbI1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg < sure :D [20:39]
moiety lol at least these ones get shoes [20:39]
mircea_popescu moiety some even get a purse. [20:39]
BingoBoingo artifexd: ATM I would not be selling ATC at the current market prices [20:40]
moiety lolol [20:40]
mircea_popescu "Also, something of a consensus among military experts has emerged: Ukraine's army can't fight." [20:40]
mircea_popescu derp. [20:40]
moiety BingoBoingo: there you are i tried to twitter at you [20:40]
mircea_popescu once a state makes the comitment of calling a general mobilisaiton and its ignored, [20:41]
mircea_popescu that state is finished. [20:41]
asciilifeform 'they had a war and nobody came' [20:41]
mircea_popescu sort-of like calling a no confidence vote and not getting any yes. [20:41]
mircea_popescu exactly. [20:41]
mircea_popescu gotta advertise it on social media better next time. [20:41]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30400 @ 0.0008303 = 25.2411 BTC [+] {2} [20:41]
mircea_popescu and incidentally : this is quite instructive for the attentive watcher. with the exception of china and some other asian majors, NOBODY is capable of war. [20:41]
mircea_popescu i don't give a shit that the us could deploy fifty or fifty thousand specially trained idiots. [20:42]
BingoBoingo moiety: Ah, cool link [20:42]
mircea_popescu if it comes to war and there's a general mobilisation, the us couldn't gather even ukraine's 1% [20:42]
mircea_popescu the entirety of the combatant populace would be "can they just rape us instead ? we'll fuck for peace" [20:42]
asciilifeform http://educate-yourself.org/cn/draftindex.shtml [20:43]
ozbot The Military Draft [20:43]
asciilifeform haha apparently i'm still good for cannonfodder [20:43]
mircea_popescu anyway. the us is in this position where it has to learn to play second fiddle/cocksucker to the actual powers that be [20:43]
mircea_popescu and get damned good at it and fucking love it. [20:43]
mircea_popescu ideally by last week. [20:44]
asciilifeform '... If you have a 'specialty' field such as... a degree in computer science... you could be 'drafted'..' [20:44]
asciilifeform (presumably, to install winblows on the platoon laptop, so grunts can play Quake.) [20:44]
mircea_popescu ya that'll do a lot of good. [20:45]
mircea_popescu fun fact : thai underage prostitutes also value those among them that can fix smartphones. [20:45]
mircea_popescu "Now I know better. The government is in the hands of satanic, globalist traitors who are following a script to destroy America and its people" [20:46]
mircea_popescu jesus all the anger. [20:46]
asciilifeform in the east, people do indeed fix phones! [20:46]
asciilifeform when i bought a digital hot air machine circa '07, it came with a whole sausage of power plugs for various phones of the period [20:46]
asciilifeform (chinese) [20:46]
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mircea_popescu hot air machine = tv ? [20:47]
deadweasel nubbins, re: clark moody/jesusIsLord, yes, instant disqualifier [20:47]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04261333 = 0.1278 BTC [-] {3} [20:47]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: nope. http://sra-solder.com/shopimages/products/normal/aoyue768.jpg [20:48]
mircea_popescu o the actual thing [20:48]
mircea_popescu deadpanning my comedee [20:48]
asciilifeform right. literal hot air [20:48]
asciilifeform the most chinese possible. as in, bouncing ball for air pressure gauge. [20:49]
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asciilifeform essential household tool [20:49]
asciilifeform even if you don't solder [20:50]
asciilifeform (e.g. melt hot glue without destroying the glued item) [20:50]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26046 @ 0.00082709 = 21.5424 BTC [-] {2} [20:50]
mircea_popescu dry nail polish [20:51]
asciilifeform nah, vacuum works best for that one [20:51]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 195 @ 0.00459999 = 0.897 BTC [-] {2} [20:52]
artifexd BingoBoingo At would price would you sell? [20:54]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform if the bitch is spherical. [20:55]
asciilifeform ah you meant on actual human nails. [20:55]
* mircea_popescu duly notes that asciilifeform takes his harpies well manicured. [20:56]
BingoBoingo artifexd: Maybe throw out some prices and I'll way yes when one is agreeable? [20:59]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61944984 = 1.2389 BTC [+] {2} [21:00]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00465 = 0.1628 BTC [+] [21:00]
benkay https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=499580 [21:01]
ozbot BTC Stolen from Poloniex [21:01]
asciilifeform unrelated: did anyone ever answer the call to implement btc reference client compatible in verilog? [21:01]
benkay suspicious activity monitors: nontrivial to implement. [21:01]
mircea_popescu no. [21:01]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79200 @ 0.00082516 = 65.3527 BTC [-] {2} [21:01]
benkay transactional database transactions: what the hell is that and why would anyone? [21:02]
asciilifeform (doesn't have to be verilog in particular - any circuit description system would do) [21:02]
mircea_popescu benkay here's a random thought : as long as you're not running on transactional hardware, your "transactional" db stack is exactly implementable in mysql. [21:02]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 265 @ 0.00468773 = 1.2422 BTC [+] {2} [21:02]
artifexd A million ATC for 1 btc [21:02]
mircea_popescu artifexd it's been trading over 100 satoshi since it was invented. [21:03]
mircea_popescu i think 125ish was the cheapest it ever went [21:03]
artifexd I bought 10k this morning for 75 satoshi [21:03]
mircea_popescu wow. who from ? where ? [21:03]
asciilifeform (circuit-level implementation, done correctly, would leave no room for doubt as to the fate of every input bit, and the origin of every output) [21:03]
artifexd https://x-bt.com/markets/atcbtc [21:04]
ozbot X-BT - The new marketplace for trading Bitcoin with Litecoin, Namecoin and Altcoin [21:04]
mircea_popescu pankkake you around btw ? [21:04]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo an' how about you ? [21:04]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6265 BTC [+] [21:04]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00475 = 0.475 BTC [+] [21:08]
asciilifeform from the 'weirdest CAPTCHA' candidates: http://www.microchip.su/search.php [21:09]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I'm on x-bt as well. For an OTC trade I dunno if I can sell for less than 200 satoshis seeing how thin the asks are. [21:14]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo suppose i send you a btc so you can put a buywall at 100 in ? [21:15]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I could do that [21:15]
mircea_popescu pm me an addy then [21:15]
moiety asciilifeform: flippin' heck! @ the captcha [21:16]
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artifexd The asks are thin. I'd be willing to do a million for 150 satoshi each. [21:18]
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ThickAsThieves I can sell some for 750sat [21:19]
BingoBoingo artifexd: Let me auth and I can sell 75000 at 150 satoshis per [21:20]
BingoBoingo ;;eauth BingoBoingo [21:20]
gribble Request successful for user BingoBoingo, hostmask BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/309BB8D7F3251143 [21:20]
artifexd BingoBoingo deal [21:20]
artifexd ;;ident [21:21]
gribble Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None [21:21]
BingoBoingo ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:cc40ed3fbc8fef3a0949519122251b4db3bd6e36158af2dc2c7b9ab1 [21:21]
gribble You are now authenticated for user BingoBoingo with key 309BB8D7F3251143 [21:21]
artifexd pm addresses? [21:21]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33740 @ 0.00082443 = 27.8163 BTC [-] {2} [21:22]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.00475002 = 0.2898 BTC [-] {2} [21:22]
BingoBoingo K, I am still waiting on a confirm on my withdrawal from the exchange [21:22]
mircea_popescu how slow are atc blocks these days ? [21:22]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 319 @ 0.00475 = 1.5153 BTC [-] [21:23]
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BingoBoingo http://atc.blockr.io/ [21:24]
mircea_popescu o right right [21:25]
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BingoBoingo Anyone mind pointing a Bitfury at ATC for a few minutes? [21:28]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00479997 = 0.24 BTC [+] {2} [21:36]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6281 BTC [+] [21:37]
BingoBoingo ;;tslb [21:37]
gribble Time since last block: 50 seconds [21:37]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] [21:42]
benkay` http://betaboston.com/news/2014/03/04/aereo-online-tv-streaming-broadcasters-supreme-court-justice-department/ [21:45]
ozbot Feds now oppose Aereo, rejecting cloud apocalypse argument | BetaBoston [21:45]
benkay` want to do something clever? [21:45]
benkay` leave the fucking states. [21:45]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 54 @ 0.00470001 = 0.2538 BTC [-] {2} [21:46]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 360 @ 0.0047 = 1.692 BTC [-] {2} [21:47]
mircea_popescu did they rule ? [21:47]
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artifexd While BingoBoingo has my appreciation for selling ATC to me, my bid for 1,000,000 ATC at 150 satoshis remains open. Thanks BingoBoingo! [21:48]
ThickAsThieves not til April [21:48]
mircea_popescu artifexd why no put it on x-btc ? [21:49]
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artifexd I put part of it on there. [21:49]
mircea_popescu aok [21:49]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35126 @ 0.00082764 = 29.0717 BTC [+] {2} [21:50]
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mircea_popescu that book getting some meat on it. [21:53]
artifexd eh. not really. 2 million is me. [21:54]
mircea_popescu a, the aero thing is yest news really. [21:54]
mircea_popescu artifexd that 500k and 1.5 mn? [21:55]
artifexd yeah [21:55]
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BingoBoingo Yeah [21:56]
artifexd Wait. No. Only 500k of the 1.5 mn is me. [21:56]
artifexd So, I only have 1mn in bids up. [21:57]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 30 @ 0.05107333 = 1.5322 BTC [-] {4} [21:57]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.051 = 0.204 BTC [-] {2} [21:58]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 35 @ 0.03636431 = 1.2728 BTC [-] {7} [21:59]
KRS-One .bait [22:00]
ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/d449b0f3da44baaedcce60296ee35ccd/tumblr_mwrxn19fNb1sls37no1_500.jpg [22:00]
KRS-One lol [22:00]
KRS-One https://twitter.com/FaceBitCoin/status/440916241554083840 [22:00]
ozbot Twitter / FaceBitCoin: We got news for you, bub. If ... [22:00]
mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79qv7HI6O1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg [22:00]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 84 @ 0.03187883 = 2.6778 BTC [-] {2} [22:00]
KRS-One haha hmm [22:01]
KRS-One that girl is thick but looks damn good [22:01]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.02511115 = 0.3767 BTC [-] {2} [22:02]
mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79qs9b7JS1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg [22:03]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.63140501 = 3.7884 BTC [+] {4} [22:04]
ThickAsThieves COG selloff [22:05]
mircea_popescu !t h cog [22:06]
assbot [HAVELOCK:COG] 1D: 0.02511115 / 0.0371273 / 0.05110001 (181 shares, 6.72004135 BTC), 7D: 0.02511115 / 0.04444576 / 0.08388999 (514 shares, 22.84512193 BTC), 30D: 0.02511115 / 0.06244861 / 0.11980000 (1662 shares, 103.78959078 BTC) [22:06]
mircea_popescu heh [22:06]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 5 @ 0.02512 = 0.1256 BTC [+] {2} [22:06]
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nubbins` getting a surprising amount of traction on casascius coins this past week [22:10]
artifexd nubbins` What's a series 1 with error running for nowadays? [22:10]
nubbins` all of the series 1s have errors ;) [22:10]
nubbins` if you mean a 1btc brass series 1, anywhere from 2.5btc to 5btc [22:11]
artifexd I do. Thank you. [22:11]
nubbins` fun fact, the 2011 1btc series-2 (non-error) are much harder to find [22:11]
nubbins` yet they command a lower premium [22:12]
nubbins` figure that out [22:12]
mircea_popescu so buy a bunch and save them a decade [22:12]
nubbins` the problem with saving them for a decade is that i don't think the btc premium will hold up [22:12]
mircea_popescu someone should make a site allowing the pedigree of coins to be traced [22:12]
mircea_popescu it'll prove invaluable down the road [22:12]
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nubbins` i've got pgp-signed documents from casascius stating my fingerprint and the serials of the coins i bought from him [22:13]
nubbins` i've been offering to extend the chain of custody with every sale [22:13]
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ThickAsThieves plus, doge will take over btc anyway right [22:13]
nubbins` i think one person has taken me up on it so far [22:13]
nubbins` tat, +1 [22:13]
asciilifeform coin should be electronic. with small camera, dead-reckoning navigation gyro... antifuse ROM for log. [22:13]
asciilifeform there's your pedigree record... [22:13]
nubbins` coindano [22:14]
nubbins` in my experience, most people who collect casascius coins don't know shit about coin collecting in general [22:15]
nubbins` it's very, very common to see people determining resale value based on face value ("3x face" etc) [22:15]
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mircea_popescu heh [22:19]
mircea_popescu take it the other way : the more you put into educating market, the sooner you'll have an educated market. [22:19]
nubbins` i've been trying, it's an uphill battle [22:20]
mircea_popescu your efforts explode exponentially, the fact you put in some sane structure today attracts wall street tomorrow [22:20]
mircea_popescu and of course a bunch of fuctards who imagine THEY had anything to do with it [22:20]
mircea_popescu but all that is plainly indifferent to you. there's no requirement the fucktards know who gaia is. [22:20]
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nubbins` i honestly feel bad for the people paying 30btc for a 10btc piece because they saw an 0.5btc piece sell for 1.5 [22:21]
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nubbins` 18btc pissed down the drain [22:21]
mircea_popescu i feel bad with people with micropenis. [22:21]
nubbins` do you?! [22:21]
mircea_popescu for people* [22:21]
mircea_popescu sure. [22:21]
nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=426836.msg5239917#msg5239917 [22:22]
mircea_popescu not like they had 20 inches and decided to piss 18 of them away ya know ? [22:22]
ozbot [WTS] Casascius Series 1 1BTC, 5 BTC, 25 BTC [22:22]
nubbins` ^ re: face value and resale value [22:22]
nubbins` too true [22:22]
mircea_popescu such shitty photos [22:23]
nubbins` even the good photos are shitty. those things are almost impossible to photograph well [22:23]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 751 @ 0.0047 = 3.5297 BTC [-] {3} [22:24]
mircea_popescu because no tools. [22:24]
mircea_popescu (hint : spot lights don't work for coins) [22:24]
nubbins` nod. you need lighting [22:24]
nubbins` cell phone cameras are inadequare [22:25]
nubbins` inadequate, even [22:25]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30631 @ 0.00082649 = 25.3162 BTC [-] {2} [22:25]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.00469999 = 0.3008 BTC [-] {2} [22:25]
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mircea_popescu Even at today's exchange rates, that's a TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLAR premium. For a privately-minted round issued in 2013. [22:26]
mircea_popescu Go into a coin store and tell them about this, watch their jaw hit the floor. [22:26]
mircea_popescu word. [22:26]
mircea_popescu anyway : you need a flat panel difuse lighting thing. [22:26]
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mircea_popescu there's special kits for taking pics of small shiny shit like coins [22:26]
nubbins` yeah [22:26]
nubbins` phone cameras usually have auto-focus as well, which really shits the bed photographing the holos [22:27]
mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498302.0 [22:27]
ozbot Eternal Bitcoin Bonds by Usagi [22:27]
mircea_popescu this should be self-explainatory. [22:27]
nubbins` best casascius photos i ever took with a phone, and they're shit: http://imgur.com/a/BWHw5 [22:27]
mircea_popescu nubbins` yeah, if you use a bed the advantage is that the focus is fixed [22:27]
mircea_popescu and you know VERY well exactly how far off the item is [22:28]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0762 = 0.1524 BTC [-] {2} [22:28]
nubbins` nod [22:28]
nubbins` fun fact, i sold that coin for 5.5btc [22:28]
nubbins` "In short, you have NOTHING to worry about." [22:29]
nubbins` i've heard that before [22:29]
mircea_popescu yeah. [22:30]
BingoBoingo http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/03/critical-crypto-bug-leaves-linux-hundreds-of-apps-open-to-eavesdropping/ [22:32]
ozbot Critical crypto bug leaves Linux, hundreds of apps open to eavesdropping | Ars Technica [22:32]
asciilifeform Don't Blame The Mice! [22:32]
jcpham https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=499965.msg5512103#msg5512103 [22:33]
ozbot WTS: 2012 McLaren MP4-12C 3.8L 616HP Supercar [22:33]
asciilifeform also fun: [22:33]
asciilifeform http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/03/journalist-nsa-wont-give-me-a-secure-channel-to-communicate-on/ [22:33]
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mircea_popescu derp. [22:34]
mircea_popescu what, you mean https is in no way s ? [22:35]
mircea_popescu who would have thought this! [22:35]
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asciilifeform 'It's significant that no one managed to notice such glaring errors, particularly since they were contained in code that anyone can review.' << ahahaha [22:35]
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nubbins` "Hiring a lawyer to recoup < 50BTC is idiotic. Lack of practical legal recourse is what makes Bitcoin scamming so attractive." [22:35]
nubbins` i've heard THAT before, too. [22:35]
nubbins` BingoBoingo: i wish i had to use a glass to hear my neighbours [22:35]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform "what, you mean just because people could expend highly specialised, intricate work that's usually highly paid for free it doesn't mean they also will?!?!?!" [22:36]
asciilifeform it would remain derp even if the code were written to spec, by a god. [22:37]
asciilifeform because PKI == chumpatron [22:37]
mircea_popescu gedankenexperiment : cleanning the streets in my town is open source [22:37]
mircea_popescu i could be out there scraping gum from the sidewalk at this very moment. [22:37]
asciilifeform fools will install the patched version, and 'ahhh i'm seekure now.' [22:37]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0905256 = 1.0863 BTC [+] {8} [22:39]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.09254285 = 0.6478 BTC [+] {4} [22:40]
nubbins` grumble, no closer to getting keyboard input working in eulora [22:41]
nubbins` i wish there was someone else trying this on osx so we could compare notes ;( [22:41]
mircea_popescu me2 [22:41]
nubbins` [17:15:46] Hi there gentlemen [22:48]
nubbins` [17:15:53] I'm a newbie over here. [22:48]
nubbins` [17:16:35] And I would like to receive a positive 1 rating for learning the GPG/OTC for BTC [22:48]
deadweasel "i opened my box of animal crackers, what did I win? [22:48]
nubbins` "i learned how to do my job, where is my raise?" [22:48]
deadweasel i exist, therefore rate me a positive 1 [22:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.61357 = 1.8407 BTC [-] {2} [22:49]
nubbins` heh [22:49]
nubbins` ;:rate deadweasel 1 he exists [22:49]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.60007504 = 2.4003 BTC [-] {3} [22:50]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00574999 = 0.1437 BTC [+] [22:51]
benkay` http://www.meetup.com/Wantrepreneurs-Anonymous/?gj=ej1b&a=wg2_l1 [22:55]
benkay` i get it [22:55]
benkay` everyone's retarded and incapable of doing things [22:55]
benkay` wanting ratings for using gpg [22:55]
benkay` thinking they're running companies [22:55]
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Mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: what do you think future revenues look like after the changes [22:57]
mircea_popescu what are we talking about ? [22:57]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0896002 = 0.448 BTC [-] {3} [22:57]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29150 @ 0.00083069 = 24.2146 BTC [+] {2} [22:57]
Mats_cd03 @ s.mpoe [22:57]
FabianB_ mircea_popescu: haven't read backlog yet, has s.bbet divident already been discussed? [22:58]
mircea_popescu FabianB_ report published, dividend paid, was there a problem ? [22:58]
mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 hard to say. [22:58]
asciilifeform s.bbet ?! [22:58]
asciilifeform ah [22:58]
asciilifeform nm [22:58]
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FabianB_ mircea_popescu: i have the feeling i got too much ;) [22:58]
mircea_popescu uhm [22:58]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0895 = 0.537 BTC [-] {2} [22:58]
FabianB_ total div divided by 3 mil instead of 10 mil [22:58]
jurov how much did you get per share? [22:59]
mircea_popescu Mar 04 11:24:30 [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 3.68215411 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 122 satoshi per share [22:59]
mircea_popescu ayup. [22:59]
FabianB_ 122 satoshi per [22:59]
mircea_popescu a well, thanks for pointing out >< [22:59]
FabianB_ but i think it should be around 37 satoshi [22:59]
mircea_popescu will be charging 2.577507877 BTC against march profits. [23:00]
benkay` why does the div command even have a notional float?! [23:00]
mircea_popescu early dividends because the mp can't math. [23:00]
ThickAsThieves heh [23:00]
mircea_popescu benkay` mostly for this reason. [23:00]
FabianB_ heh, the bbet usual :) [23:00]
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mircea_popescu we are very serious about our accounting [23:00]
ThickAsThieves what if i sell my bbet? [23:01]
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mircea_popescu we just don't use the same maths as the rest of you [23:01]
ThickAsThieves no debt to pay! [23:01]
mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves efficient market hypothesis! [23:01]
benkay` it just introduces an opportunity to screw things up. [23:01]
mircea_popescu your shares have already been discounted [23:01]
FabianB_ well, shit happens [23:01]
mircea_popescu FabianB_ on a monthly basis [23:01]
FabianB_ yeah, since next months div will be better anyway :) [23:02]
ThickAsThieves friggin scammars [23:02]
ThickAsThieves better bet yes on altcoin market cap bet to cover losses [23:03]
FabianB_ i guess it's the only sane way to move it to next month [23:03]
mircea_popescu FabianB_ pretty much. [23:03]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0047387 = 0.2369 BTC [+] [23:03]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07699997 = 0.154 BTC [+] [23:04]
mircea_popescu im just slightly distraught that there's no way i can blame this on kakobrekla [23:05]
nubbins` well, there is one way [23:05]
nubbins` unjustifiably ;D [23:05]
mircea_popescu benkay` but in seriousness : the float in the div command allows 3rd parties to verify the float. [23:05]
mircea_popescu as mpex won't let you pay for less than the records show, and you don't want to pay for more. [23:06]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.04299986 = 0.344 BTC [+] {2} [23:06]
FabianB_ most s.bbet shareholders are longterm anyway [23:07]
benkay` didn't you just pay to less than the nominal float? [23:07]
mircea_popescu !t m s.bbet [23:07]
assbot [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0005 / 0.00050531 / 0.000511 (810 shares, 0.41 BTC), 30D: 0.0005 / 0.000616 / 0.00077 (22069 shares, 13.59 BTC) [23:07]
mircea_popescu FabianB_ indeed lol. [23:07]
mircea_popescu benkay` no. to more. [23:07]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 37 @ 0.04389905 = 1.6243 BTC [+] {3} [23:07]
mircea_popescu basically i paid the entire profit to the 3mn shares outstanding [23:08]
mircea_popescu rather than pay 0.3xprofit to the 3mn shares outstanding [23:08]
benkay` ah yeah [23:08]
benkay` that thing where you have shares off the exchange [23:08]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 14 @ 0.0439103 = 0.6147 BTC [+] [23:08]
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assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.04417857 = 0.3092 BTC [+] {3} [23:10]
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mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5512802#msg5512802 [23:10]
ozbot Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. [23:10]
mircea_popescu teh gift that just keeps on givin' [23:10]
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BitcoinPropagand Any btc millionaire here? [23:13]
BitcoinPropagand https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=447133.60 [23:14]
ozbot FREE BITCOIN PROPAGANDA - HELP NEEDED [23:14]
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ThickAsThieves lol usagi [23:16]
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benkay` these arts are really impressive [23:18]
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ThickAsThieves kakobrekla 0: -0 / +1(1) 2013-07-15 1140 btc CPA contract. [23:19]
ThickAsThieves wassat? [23:19]
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mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves back in 2012 i think ? kako had an insurance deal on which usagi's cpa paid out [23:19]
ThickAsThieves word, the date threw me [23:20]
mircea_popescu yeah no way that was last august [23:20]
mircea_popescu it was way before your time [23:20]
benkay` BitcoinPropagand: austerity has neat type design, i just don't care about austerity at all. [23:21]
benkay` or working class gold at all. [23:21]
benkay` ufo for sale is moderately amusing [23:21]
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ThickAsThieves ‏@CharlieShrem 3h [23:22]
ThickAsThieves Tomorrow, 12CT/1ET I'll be giving a powerful speech via Skype adapted from @Falkvinge Stockholm, 2006 freedom demonstration. #TexasBitcoin [23:22]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45700 @ 0.00082643 = 37.7679 BTC [-] {2} [23:23]
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BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/440930297153347584 [23:33]
ozbot Twitter / BBCBreaking: Russia test-fires ... [23:33]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32184 @ 0.00082992 = 26.7101 BTC [+] [23:34]
benkay` and more, BingoBoingo http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/04/world/europe/top-russians-face-sanctions-by-us-for-crimea-crisis.html?_r=0 [23:34]
benkay` that'n's per-tic-u-ler-ly lulzy [23:34]
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mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/774/feeder-cattle-jan-2015-over-250-at-any/ [23:44]
ozbot BitBet - Feeder Cattle Jan 2015 over $250 at any point in 2014 [23:44]
mircea_popescu if anybody got any feeder cattle. [23:44]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [+] [23:46]
moiety the bitbet i have been waiting for! [23:46]
pLambert what is this, a bitbet not based on bitcoin? Absurd! [23:48]
assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.58261144 = 6.9913 BTC [-] {8} [23:48]
moiety how much do storage containers cost? [23:48]
benkay` TEU's run about 1.6KUSD over here, moiety. [23:48]
mircea_popescu yeah, coupla grand or so [23:49]
benkay` china ships 'em over and then doesn't want them back. [23:49]
mircea_popescu but you can't move gfs in containers. [23:49]
moiety ok i have a new grand plan! [23:49]
BingoBoingo WHy not? [23:49]
moiety yes you can mircea_popescu in fact, loads of them at once! [23:49]
mircea_popescu ps : for the people not doing agrifutures : gf is the code prefix for feeder cattle. [23:49]
moiety ohhh [23:49]
moiety lol [23:49]
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mircea_popescu gfj4 is the current on the run (apr 2014) [23:50]
ninjashogun hi [23:50]
ninjashogun hi, mircea_popescu [23:50]
mircea_popescu ello [23:50]
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moiety this week's grand plan: (this one is for accomodation) http://www.worthytoshare.com/house-super-cool-inside-outside-shocked-much [23:51]
nubbins` "a powerful speech via Skype" [23:51]
nubbins` lel [23:51]
mircea_popescu moiety yeah well, the poor of india live in containers since the 50s [23:52]
nubbins` "a serious document written in red crayon" [23:52]
mircea_popescu there are problem [23:52]
mircea_popescu nubbins` kids today. [23:52]
pLambert mircea_popescu: in your statements you keep saying "The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC." What is that going to say when you do have earnings? Do you have a PE value you will calculate an estimated price from? [23:52]
moiety i bet they don't look like that mircea_popescu [23:52]
mircea_popescu pLambert well, avg price / earnings [23:53]
mircea_popescu moiety there are problems, such as due to lack of foundations. [23:53]
mircea_popescu poor thermic and fonic insulation [23:53]
mircea_popescu it's really not such a great solution. [23:53]
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pLambert yeah, I know how to get PE, but what is a P/E implied value? [23:53]
moiety 6 containers @ 2k each seemed fab idea.. ok i'll stay in my igloo [23:54]
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asciilifeform shipping container works best when you bury in a concrete-lined pit. [23:54]
mircea_popescu pLambert the implied simply translates the fact that the earnigns and the price signals are averages and so... a guess. [23:54]
mircea_popescu moiety 1.5-2k is for an actually functional ones. [23:55]
moiety asciilifeform: couldn't you sort of paint the inside iof it with cement? [23:55]
mircea_popescu you can prolly buy scrap for the cost of metal. [23:55]
asciilifeform moiety: structural, rather than decorative [23:55]
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moiety yes but to save having to bury it [23:55]
asciilifeform earth + planks is the frame for the pour. [23:56]
asciilifeform so, buried. [23:56]
moiety i just feel renting is such bad value [23:57]
asciilifeform moiety: you rent a shipping container? [23:57]
mircea_popescu no, she curently rents a tea cozy [23:57]
mircea_popescu but plans to move up in the world [23:57]
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moiety you qould buy it if you were to live in it though right [23:57]
asciilifeform where i live, it is forbidden to live in anything that is not a house, except in specially-designated leper colonies. [23:58]
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moiety mircea_popescu: exactly! discovering containers aren't really 'up' though now XD [23:59]
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moiety asciilifeform: there was a couple here built an amazing house and they had to tear it down becauseit didn't qualify [23:59]
assbot AMAZING COMPANY! [23:59]
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