This is not BDSM.

Saturday, 29 September, Year 10 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Continuing the series of "what things aren't" (most recently polyamory, but plenty others about), here comes shambling horror :

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The problem with idealismsi is that... no, really, do I have to say this ? The problem with idealism is that it doesn't fucking work. The places where this "doesn't fucking work" manifests (properly speaking -- the places where the idealist doesn't manage to ignore as well as he'd like the universal not-working nature of his idiocy) are called externalized costs for a very good reason : the very substance of idealism, what makes the idealist an idealist, is that he's looking for a way to get you to pay for his breakage.

That's what being an idealist is all about : going around looking for suckers willing to pour their own resources into the gaping void between things as they are and things "as they should be". Ideally. According to Joe.

Now then : the pantsuit hallucinations re always-choice and human-genius and sanctity-of-life and bla bla bla do not work. They do not work anywhere, they fail equally well everywhere, their broken uselessness is universal. Yet in the case of mongoloids such as depicted above -- the failure is quite obvious and not easily ignored.

These sad attempts that can't possibly be aborted arbitrarily post-partum (because "every sperm is sacred") also can't live up to the "genius of mankind" ideals of progressive pantsuitism. Wut do ?

Well.... wouldn't you like to have a "BDSM relationship" with the woman depicted ? Change her diapers ? Tell her "what to do" (but not in the sense of "subdue this province", like I tell mine ; no, more in the sense of "do not eat your armpits", fifty times a day) ? If you take her to the garage she'll oink and bark in the garage, and if you don't she won't (being too busy to oink and bleat in the livingroom). TotallyJustLikeARealSlave dot jpg!!!

This fucking isn't what BDSM is. BDSM isn't an achievement badge for the sort of morons that've somehow either been cornered into or complacently fell into caring for the mentally absent, to make them feel better about their wasted time.

BDSM is something about smart girls, not morons. BDSM is something for rich people, not for the poverty constrained. Kinda like Bitcoin, you know ?

BDSM fucking isn't outpatient mental health support, wut!

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  1. Yes, all socialism is idealism without remainder, and pantsuitism is nothing else and nothing more besides socialism. "Palatable" socialism, sure, "socialmedia"-socialism... distinctions without substance. []
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