Frank the experimental biologist

Friday, 23 March, Year 10 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Frank sat down on the little stool and wiped his brow. All this experimental biology stuff is hard work! Mrs. Hutchkinsons' feet squirmed nervously in the stirrups on either side -- that damned anesthetic must be finally wearing off. Why do they waste money on that crap, anyway ?

Six hours or so earlier, Mrs. Hutchkinson showed up to her dentist's appointment. She remembered the gas mask coming down, clearly enough, and then nothing. She still couldn't open her mouth at all, but that was normal -- it always took her a while to regain facial muscle control after a visit at the dentist. She would take a lot longer than usual this time, actually, because Frank had helpfully forced down her craw a fist sized ball of wet cement, approximately the consistency of fresh burrata. It had certainly set by now, ensconcing every tooth in its permanent resting place.

The dumb bitch could stand losing some weight anyway, thought Frank, as he lit a cigarette. Why do people feed the dumb cunts so much anyway ? Everywhere in town, up and down the street, nothing but overfed dogs and overfed women, it's getting so a soul can barely get through a honest psychopath's workday without breaking a sweat.

Frank was built like one of those WW2 recruits, a length of rope basically. He put out his cigarette on her left sole, right under the thumb, producing some lively thrashing, and then reached for his biologist kit. He retrieved the crotch protector and put it to the side -- a clear but thick plastic half ball, with a mess of straps coiled around. It wasn't yet the time for this, it goes on at the very end, with the stained and soiled miniskirt, the dirty knee high stockings full of holes, the well worn stilettos and the shoulder-off blouse with the vertical slits to expose the tits.

Mrs Hutchkinson didn't know it yet, but she was to be abandoned behind the railroad tracks as it were, among the "red district" crack whores and bums. With her clenched teeth and clad in that locally-typical geddup she should have quite a lot of fun for a good while, Frank figured. But before that could begin, there was the little point of the ticks to be seen to. Frank grabbed the tweezers, put on the magnifying glasses and turned on his headlamp. He radically retracted Mrs. Hutchkinson's preputial fold with his left index while holding the clitoris firmly depressed under his thumb. He reached with his tweezer-equipped right into the tick box, caught one bugger and finely applied it right in the space. The animal went right to work, and soon received a brother and sister on either side.

A couple of hours' attentive, painstaking work later, Mrs. Hutchkinson's intimate folds were thoroughly studded with six or seven dozen tiny arachnids, all happily sucking away the blood of life like so many piggies placed by divine providence at the celestial trough. Frank hooked the protector over her swelling snatch, forced the clothes on and dragged the flailing, strangely silent woman to the beat up pick-up truck waiting outside.

He would spend the next month or two picking off crack whores, removing their ticks, and analytically analyzing patterns and things of that nature to better understand his urban environment. Just like a real scientist, what!

Category: Cuvinte Sfiinte
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14 Responses

  1. I seem to recall that the good doctor Shiro Ishii actually tried this!

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 23 March 2018

    In any contest with reality, fiction doesn't stand a chance.

  3. Losing weight is one thing, but how is she supposed to get water?

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 23 March 2018

    Colonic irrigation.

  5. bruxner`s avatar
    Tuesday, 7 April 2020

    Now I am redy to eat my breakfast.

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 7 April 2020


  7. Jonathon Appleton`s avatar
    Jonathon Appleton 
    Saturday, 11 April 2020

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  8. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 11 April 2020

    That's a thought. So, Jonathon Appleton of... umm, Bucharest, Romania, figures he could take some of my load off. Ain't that a cute notion ?

    Among the few humans alive capable of such a wonder, kiddo, there's exactly no bois. I know, for having looked.

    PS. There's nothing easier (especially for the outlandishly impudent Romanians) to presume equality with just about everything they see, on the flimsy basis of being deaf and dumb idiots. Nevertheless, there are such things as differences, in the world. Leaving the world aside, there most definitely are differences between us.

    mysql> SELECT id, post_name FROM mpwp_posts WHERE post_type ="post" AND post_content like "% a author%";
    | id | post_name |
    | 89206 | forum-logs-for-16-feb-2012 |
    | 89243 | forum-logs-for-11-mar-2012 |
    2 rows in set (9.13 sec)

    Neither of which match your usage. What can I say... stay in school ? Focus on taking over the comparatively negligible loads burdening the comparatively negligible people who thereby also give a comparative shit about you, like persay your long enduring, thoroughly misfortunate parents ? Something in that vein, anyhow.

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    riley aird 
    Sunday, 12 April 2020

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  10. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 12 April 2020

    A contest with who ?

  11. willisduffy`s avatar
    Thursday, 23 April 2020

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    tosha corre 
    Saturday, 25 April 2020

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    the dawhish 
    Friday, 8 May 2020

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  14. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 8 May 2020

    Leveling up in Frank The Ditch ? Such nice, fambly will be ecstatic.

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