The Universal Plan for Wealth
Motto: "Her attorney informed us this morning, that although the deed is being assigned to my sister, my brother and I, that if my mother requires nursing home care through Medicare at any point over the next five years, that the Feds will take the house to pay the bills."
What follows below is the only correct, universally applicable plan for wealth management.
If you do not live in the third world, the truth of the foregoing is not a matter open to debate as far as you're concernedi, nor in any sense dubious or in any manner doubtful. It is entirely complete and absolutely accurate. It is also obligatory, as there's no alternative either present or contemplated.
If you live in what was the First World back before your grandfather let your stupid mother ruin it -- this is what you must do.
Step 1. Take all the credit you can. Max out all your existing credit cards, and sign up for any new ones from anywhere. Take a third, fourth, fifth mortgage on any real estate you might own. Sell any chattels (cars, wife, children, everything -- ).
Step 2. Turn all those proceeds into Bitcoin.
Step 3. Leave for a place outside of the fiat reichii.
That's it, and that's all.
And now for the caveats :
Caveat 1. You may have to take menial jobs to support yourself for a few years in your new jurisdiction, but this is par for the course for soviets escaping their socialist nightmare. Plenty of college educated russkis drove cabs in New York back when their college degrees actually signified some intelligence and some work. Bussing tables for a little won't kill you like it didn't kill them.
Caveat 2. Be mindful of what it means to own Bitcoin. Allowing an agent of the Empire of Evil (aka United States Government) to hold your Bitcoin "for you" such as through using a "webwallet" or similar does not mean you're holding any Bitcoin. Read and thoroughly understand the functioning of the Most Serene Republic's currency before you make the leap.
Caveat 3. If you own ~nothing at all (in other words, were born after 1970) then bleeding your credit cards for cash and trading that for a few Bitcoin quarters and dimes is all you've got. Do it right now, and be out of there before the weekend's over. If however you own significant property, the old termite wisdom very much applies : for maximal bleed you might wish to leave some parts for last and replace some other parts with cheap "equivalents". You know, just like the USG itself is doing.
Caveat 4. The USG "law enforcement" is not capable of successfully prosecuting credit card fraud within a one month window. It is perfectly safe for you to buy the blanks, buy the numbers, write them in and hit everything in sight -- provided you start no later than today and you are out of Nuevo Laredo by mid July. If you have either the connections or else a functioning head with a taste for adventure, this little goodbye salvo is de rigueur.
Caveat 5. Accept no substitutes. The USG full well understands TMSR will end it, and has been deploying the full array of nonsense to try and delay the inevitable. Among that arsenal, the constant nonsense surrogates. Do not accept Doge, Ethereum or whatever other USG-sponsored scamcoin-of-the-season in lieu of legitimate Bitcoin.
That'd be it. Bear in mind that "your" house is worth absolutely nothing as it is, but even were you to live in the ideal world you imagine, a house mortgaged to the hilt is worth ~0 by the very working of things. By the time you've taken all the real estate mortgages you can take, you have also possession of all the fiat value that there was to be found in those items -- if they were to burn tomorrow it wouldn't affect your capital position in any manner.
Perhaps they should burn, come to think of it.
In any case -- and make no mistake about this -- there is not going to be a fiat Reich left within your lifetime. There is a reason TMSR.MPEx is not paying USG any tax while USG.Maersk is paying TMSR everything it can, and then some. That reason is the simple and ineluctable fact that while TMSR is the sovereign, the USG is a mere pretender to sovereignity with no basis in either fact or ideology.
In other words : there will not be a United States tomorrow. The Republic won't have it. These aren't matters that require your approval, be it comprehending or uncomprehending. All you can do in face of the inevitable is to start planning accordingly. Today.
Do that.
———- To the brave souls that (driven by uncomprehending stupidity) would nevertheless attempt : try and understand that Trilema has made numerous (numerous as in, hundreds) predictions over its decade of continuous, domineering existence -- all of which seemed "insane" and "not even worth seriously discussing" to the horde of imbeciles, all of which came true. Trilema is still here, the horde of imbeciles changed numerous times over its lifetime, and will continue to change, because change is the only option left to he who would pretend sense is "insane" and "not even worth discussing seriously". [↩]
- On a first evaluation the fiat reich is composed of the United States and its allies -- Canada, Australia, Japan, Western Europe, Saudi Arabia, South Africa etcetera. [↩]
Thursday, 29 June 2017
What's the reason to think that on the other end of these trips, the "coke machine" does not await? Especially once meat sovereigns on the other end catch on. Even now, fiatola-fat UStards routinely get held for ransom when they venture outside of the reservation.
The "need power, to keep your money" thing.
Thursday, 29 June 2017
Getting out of the "I'm too scared to step outside of my hole" mentality is a large part of escaping the female worldview.
Friday, 30 June 2017
You've left a little on the table which is kinda amusing for a Romanian.
One can get a couple unlocked iphones on contract per telco and immediately turn around and sell them for cash via your local trading site. Apple also provides financing so be sure to get a couple extra for the "wife and kids".
Hit your credit card limit smashin dat dere cash advance button erry day? Don't be so hasty to throw it out, banks will often auto approve you for a little bit extra to the tune of a couple thousand before locking you out, so smash dat ATM like button for another thousand per day or whatever your limit is.
Then go and rent some white goods - fridges, washing machines, dryers, and sell that on your local trading site as well. Don't worry, it's all insured.
Be sure to hit up the local pay day loan joints, they won't lend as much and they charge a lot of interest, but when you have no intention of paying it back, well, the terms and conditions are more than suitable.
When they start calling, and they will, just tell them you lost your job, over-extended yourself and ask for financial hardship - depending on where you live, this will give you 1-2 months at which point nearly all the companies will just sell the debt to debt collection agencies to whom you tell you have no assets, have no job, have no money but to feel free to go get a judgement in court if they want. If they get snippy, start demanding they send all correspondence by mail, which they won't because it's just easier for the stupid fucking indians they hire to make these calls to hang up and dial the next schmuck they can juice ad infinitum - did you know some people have killed themselves over debt collectors calling them? Hilarious.
The cops won't ever be interested in what you've done unless you went around getting car loans and selling the new cars off or tell the bank you deliberately did all this - provided you stick to your lost your job and over-extended yourself scenario, they can't and won't do anything but just ask you nicely to pay.
And if the western world should continue just a little longer, in 5-7 years time your credit file (depending on country) will be wiped clean and you can pull the same stunt again.
Friday, 30 June 2017
The contribution of a practician will always outshine the helpless mews of the theoretical physicist.
Tell me this then, is the 10-20k figure per capita of Useless White Pussy more or less accurate irl cca 2017 ?
That spurious biomass finally finds the way to terminate itself has little to do with you know, whatever irrelevancy was going in at the time in the immediate vicinty. They killed themselves because ustarded, not because it rained incorrectly shaped dropplets.
Saturday, 1 July 2017
B... but... we were promised no more crises!
Saturday, 1 July 2017
A well nevermind then.
Wednesday, 9 August 2017
Maybe some readers of this article will want moar than just a mere universal plan for wealth. It can't hurt to also live to be rich and not be a poorfag.
Wednesday, 9 August 2017
Can't hurt.
Sunday, 22 July 2018
Ready for that ‘cup of joe’ in Seattle?
Sunday, 22 July 2018
I beg your bourbon ?
Monday, 23 July 2018
You beg, I’ll pour.
Monday, 23 July 2018
Meanwhile email regexp returned a comment history. There's about equal chances of having coffee with me in either Seattle or a model pig sty.
The more interesting question however, is : have you been following the blog daily since early 2016, as the comment delay suggests, or is your mating strategy essentially "i'ma try for half hour every coupla years, meaning i got about as many shots as the average revolver" ?
Tuesday, 24 July 2018
Daily? It's not that engrossing.
and the less-interesting question is: Does that mean I have 5 shots left?
Tuesday, 24 July 2018
Considering the source (okcupid), it'd be a reasonable guess to say your tuna was just about at use-by date. Whatever, maybe slightly past, something like that.
So... no, in all likelihood no shots left at all.
Tuesday, 24 July 2018
You're so much more interesting when you think I'm a man...makes me wonder. I'd forgotten about changenie & was curious what your reply would be to her. You assume I want to meet for sex; your info is more intriguing than your cock.
chat soon ;)