Various people pointed out to me that they can't get to the better hash function article through google. Everything else, yes, that -- no.
It seemed ridiculous on the face, and so I went and checked. Fancy this wonder :
Anything and everything, including articles that mention it by virtue of including the "Recent Articles" listing. The article itself, however -- absent.
The poor quality of the work is readily reminescent of the rest of the USG, but the twist may well be that perhaps I wasn't supposed to ever notice. As it turns out, people who know me (in an "artificial intelligence"-comprehensible sort of way) don't have the problem :
davout i get it as first result fwiw
Big data, eh.