No Such lAbs (S.NSA), January - February 2016 Joint Statement

S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.

S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

During the current month we put in a lot of work, of which principal highlights include :

• Various TRB contributions, including a stupendous amount of hand-cranked and machine-assisted research and experimentation on the codebase (largely documented in the #b-a logs), on-line technical support as well as Malleus, Tinyscheme Genesis and Shiva.
• Phuctor was re-written almost from scratch for the 4th time, and is presently being tested. The current priority (for the 4th consecutive weekend).
• Conducted a deep archaeological digⁱⁱ of the GPG code base, looking both forward and backward from ver. 1.4.10. Found precisely one gibblet worth backporting into the Cardano MPI fork : the 'RSA blinding' TEMPEST countermeasure. Otherwise turned up a mountain of extremely depressing crud. Koch turned long ago.
• Work on 'g', a fairly urgent half-cocked kind of gossipdⁱⁱⁱ. This led into a very time-consuming literature survey where I discovered that there in fact exists no block cipher having any legitimate scientific foundation whatsoever, and provoked the B,TMSR~ Block Cipher Competition. The S.NSA entry is to be an implementation based on Cramer-Shoup. As it turns out, Cramer-Shoup has never been publicly implemented by anyone, at all.

With apologies to investors and any other interested parties : if so much of our work wouldn't actually require camping out in the wilderness, by coyote song and tumbleweed dance, we probably wouldn't take so very long to do everything. Alas...

1. This will be a recurring expense. [↩]
2. The results of this effort will be packaged in either a summarized format for Qntra or in more detail as time allows. Writing papers on archeological expeditions enjoys a relatively low priority at No Such lAbs, even if doing the actual work of digging is by necessity unavoidable. [↩]
3. See discussions on the 2nd and 17th of February. [↩]