The very hard and unrewarding life of Ismail

Friday, 08 May, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Allow me to help you see what I see :


Yes, that's right, file:///C:/Users/Ismail/Desktop/ismail%20final.html#. Twice. Because why not, right ?

Yes, Verify Now<>, because who the hell's to know the difference. Hey, people derping about the "Internet of Things" : have you perhaps stopped to consider that the generation of fluffmeisters before you (yes, there was a generation of idiots before you, exactly identical to you ; no, you didn't invent stupidity, it invented you) came up with the bright "every business needs a website" nonsense, for all sorts of great reasons on paper, but with the only practical result being the above - to wit : unsecured inept shit ready for the taking by any two bit barely literate Ismail weighing more in smegma and undernail dirt than interesting thoughts and useful ideas ? Every band needs a website, myspace's going to be big, right ? Everyone needs a blog, because that's why the United States doesn't have a single decent writer, let alone 785 Rembrandts : lack of access. To a website. How about you go away, Joe's fridge does not need to be on the Internet anymore than Joe's shitty band or Joe's inept business do. The only thing of Joe's that belongs on the Internet are his ex gf's nudies, and we have those already.

Yes, missing punctuation here and there, because hey, spelling is hard, getting the dots in front of capitalised letters is easy, why the fuck even bother. It's Windows, it's supposed to do itself, right ?

Yes, "something unusual", that'll cut it, because in the atmosphere of imbecility the "War on Terror" has wrought, that's exactly the right way to express yourself : like a subclinically asocial 14 yo.

Yes, "emails from Paypal will always address you by name" as a rider in an email that fails to even say what the fuck it's saying, because seriously, if anyone had told Ismail how much work this stupid shit is, he'd never have quit not working at McDonald's.

No, I don't actually use Paypal, and haven't for many years. But what the hell's the difference, right ? Por favor, un minimo respeto por el trabajador!

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2 Responses

  1. funkenstein`s avatar
    Friday, 8 May 2015

    Ismail, having little or no money in his purse, and nothing particular to interest him in downtown Dallas, has to get to sea as soon as he can. To phish the white whale.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 8 May 2015

    Haha good one.

    I should perhaps send him a phish that addresses him by name.heyismail.jpg

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