No Such lAbs (S.NSA), May 2015 Statement

Tuesday, 02 June, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming Outgoing
Description Value Description Value
-- 0 -- 0
Total 0 Total 0
    S.NSA assets
    Account 01.05.2015 Net change 31.05.2015
    Cash 456.23675136 0 456.23675136
    Tangibles 8.20505811 0 8.20505811
    Intangibles and goodwill 8.31827553 0 8.31827553
    Total assets 472.76008500
    S.NSA liabilities
    Account 01.05.2015 Net change 31.05.2015
    Shareholder equity 472.76008500 0 472.76008500
    Total liabilities 472.76008500

      S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

      S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.

      S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

      # Fingerprint Shares BTC Par
      1 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 3`315`952 331.5952 1
      2 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 1`421`122 142.1122 1
      T 4`737`074 473.7074 1


        As expected, 32 RNG units were received from MacroFab Corp on May 27th and were tested forthwith. Five of the 32 units tested turned out to be defective (3 exhibited harmonics in the 2nd noise generator, a fourth sawtooth pattern, a fifth no output whatever). The producer has agreed to replace these, but the episode is indicative of the extreme care that is required in assembling the Cardano. While expensive and slow, full testing will probably be required seeing how a nonfunctioning RNG is the end of any practical cryptography. The passing units will now enjoy a life of ent.

        As in the great days of the Studio System, NSA's star male lead spent a lot of time loaned out to other studios this Spring. The critically panned "RSA In The Soup!" trilogy was just packaged recently, while filming for the Thermonuked Chicken Saga continues.

        See you next month!

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