Maid knocks on the door (to let me know she's taking off, we have an entire signalling system that somehow naturally, unspokenly arose - she is a very good maid), naked girlie stands up from table, runs off and hides behind a corner.
- Why exactly are you hiding ?
- Well I'm naked.
- So ?
- What, do you suppose it'd be an awkward situation if she sees your back or tit or whatever ?
- Maybe! And besides, why risk it!
- But she's the maid!
- So ?i
- Not like she's a man or anything...
- So what ? You have me fuck women!
- What if a dog came in, would you run and hide then ?ii
- Well, women and dogs are in the same class in this respect.iii
- Why ? What's the logic!
- There's no logic, that's just how it is.
I might be the most sexually conservative person I know. We're talking some heavy duty 1700s shit here, it's not even of this world.
C'est la vie.———