Here's what you don't know or understand about Facebook : everything.

Tuesday, 20 October, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

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Obviously after the previous article inflicted ego wounds on roughty speaking the entire population of web-grazing cows, I was in for some hate mail.

I'm not going to say any words at you idiots. Yes, I know, "you were successful". "Viral marketing". You never had a quarter million likes, so shut the fuck up.

Yes, I know, "it's not like this where you live". Totally, that matters.

Here's what you don't know : everything. Here's what you don't understand : everything. Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, it's not your world and you're not even an extra in it. Fucking racist...

Category: Meta psihoza
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  1. braindamage`s avatar
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    braindamage 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    It might interest you to know that on the grounds of some recent pandemic nagationism or some other lame butthurt of theirs, they've been recently (as of the last day) banning comments that link to trilema and deleting previous comments that contained links to it. That will unhappen all the thoughtcrime being spread in these columns.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    Well, it very marginally interests me, seeing how Trilema served ~2mn uniques today, and I very much doubt facebook's got half that if you exclude my own bots.

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 8 April 2020

    By the way, since you mentioned it I went and dug them out :

    Robots/Spiders visitors (Top 25) Hits Bandwidth Last visit

    Firefox version 10 and lower - various robots
    Baidu ( catchall )
    Unknown robot identified by bot\*
    Dalvik -- wtf is a dalvik ?!
    SemrushBot
    bingbot
    MJ12bot
    Googlebot
    Applebot
    Yandex ( catchall )
    YandexBot
    fetcher
    Links (
    PhantomJS
    Konqueror
    CCBot
    Java ( catchall )
    link
    nutch ( catchall )
    discover
    facebookexternalhit 11328 771.34 MB 08 Apr 2020 - 11:27

    Unimpressive in any sense ; but considering the data's current as of 08 Apr 2020 - 11:29 it seems to me they have precious little control over "their own" platform, huh ?

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