Soft pre-announcement of awards at stealth third Bitcoin conference of any import

Saturday, 17 May, Year 6 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

fluffypony Gavin Andresen dressing up as a mad scientist to accept an award on Satoshi Nakamoto's behalf is such an odd decision.
punkman *dressing up as a homeless lab assistant.
mircea_popescu Odd doesn't begin to cover it. They must be putting something in their water over there.

Subplot 1 :

mircea_popescu Vexual: I just read a deliciously accessible blog post by mp << I apologize humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.

(Skipping subplot 2)

Subplot 3 :

mircea_popescu benkay: how does anyone who's been a cto or a senior engineer of any quality not have the ten grand to throw at a good idea themselves? << shut up you don't understand the redditard. he COULD HAVE BEEN a cto. which is just the same OKAY ?
mircea_popescu fucking racist woman hater.
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00098219 = 15.9115 BTC [-] {2}
bounce hater of racist womanses?
mircea_popescu stop oppressing me
fluffypony he's groping you
bounce I'll drop a tree on you, for hugging
fluffypony virtual groping over IRC
mircea_popescu kakobrekla we need to put a TW: stuff in the chan topic.

Resuming main plot :

mircea_popescu Also, next conference i'm going to have the mpex awards. Working list :

  • Most best colored Santa Claus.
  • Guy on tallest pogo stick.
  • Best mining rig constructed out of the largest number of distinct parts.

Taking further suggestions.
BingoBoingo Most offtopic journalist.

mircea_popescu No that's serious.
fluffypony most homoerotic self-styled journalist

mircea_popescu Male journalist best tits award. Maybe a woman with generous DD teatsi dons a moustache or something, to disguise herself as a man journalist. Also, should there be a "best mime" ? Or do we just invite a bunch of US VCs and call it good ?
fluffypony Best use of "amazing" in a bash.
fluffypony !b 2
assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( )
fluffypony I'm aiming to win. First mover advantage and all that.

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3 Responses

  1. More MPEx award suggestions:

    1. Most Informative Dream Interpretation
    2. Appiest App
    3. Most Influential Muppet
    4. Most Creative Use Of The Word "Cunt"
    5. Best Cardano Design

  2. Variation of 5: Best Random Number

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 18 May 2014

    Best random number ftw!

    Also, best physical virtual coin, I suppose.

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