SJW ? You mean SEW ?

Thursday, 30 October, Year 6 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

In typical fashion of the socialist plague, the seemingly endless yet sadly worthless legions of boring, otherwise unemployable US "grad students"i populating the Socialist Media webspaceii call themselves something they pointedly aren't.iii

Their idea of social "justice" being social equality, and since there's nothing more fundamentally injust than equality in any societyiv, it'd be much healthier and much saner to just simply call them what they are : Social Equality Warriors. SEWs, for short.

So what if it looks like it came from sewage ? It kinda does. So what if it rhymes with Jews ? Gives the unwashed "right" aka old left a slight refresher of vocabulary, they'll now be able to go down the street chanting "We hate SEWs an' Jews!!!" - Yah God only knows they needed a refresher.

So that's that. SEWs it is.

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  1. Hey, my cat is looking at a Pisciculture-Calisthenics postdoc programs. Don't judge. []
  2. Social media ? No such thing. "Electronic Support Services for the Asocial", more like it. []
  3. Great Leap Forward, anyone ? []
  4. One of two things is definitely true of any shop where all the items go for the same price : either it's very bad business, or it's in the business of plying cheap plastic junk upon an unsuspecting public. []
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7 Responses

  1. Qunt Magnet`s avatar
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    Qunt Magnet 
    Friday, 31 October 2014

    The amazing thing comes from how few SEWs will acknolwdge their most productive position in society will be, even if the EW everything up, serving their betters (i.e. the studdents who haven't bought into their shit yet).

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 31 October 2014

    What are students studded with ?

  3. there’s nothing more fundamentally injust than equality in any society wat da shit you talkin wit dat shit man???

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 31 October 2014

    Easy enough to explain. Suppose there's a situation where you have women and men. Men fuck the women, sometimes in the ass, sometimes painfully, sometimes against their will. Sometimes all three. Not most of the time, tho. Sure, this means some women are getting their ass all bloody when they weren't looking for it, but even a gangbang is enjoyable according to nine out of ten participants. And sure this means some dizzy cows that "don't feel" like they should be women get oppressed into shape irrespective of their oh-so-precious feelings on the subject.

    Meanwhile, suppose there's a different situation where you have no men and no women, just mewons, some absurd shit that's the average of the two genders. This isn't a time when ~some~ are getting fucked. This is a time when ~everyone~ is getting fucked, and fuck you if you're about to claim that "yeah, but it's not that hard" because it's not your place to say, is it now.

    So there you have it. Equality is the only truly injust situation people can find themselves in. Everything else's pure fluff by comparison.

  1. [...] "Justice", you see. Why couldn’t I have been born into that life? I envied Max so much. His life must have been heaven on earth. Despite my envy of Max, I couldn’t hate him, at least at that time. He was the only popular young person who ever reached out to me. He invited me to visit his home, and he treated me like a friend. For that, I will always have a grudging respect for Max Bonon. [...]

  2. [...] does have a point. It is "injustice", in the sense that term was redefinedii by random ignorant idiots. Each new semester of college yielded the same lonely celibate life, devoid of girls or any social [...]

  3. [...] is perhaps well known but certainly not said enough that SEWs are driven by and explained by psychology rather than reason ; and that the spew they spew is [...]

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