Let's start with something light :
There's always habits available in Ideal Hotel, and doesn't that look like the crummiest thing you ever did see ?
But moving on, long tree is long :
Check out Mr Bird guy :
Unfortunate human captured by a technologically advanced tribe of dogs and forced to live in their midsts :
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I confide I oft times finish in creamy. And speaking of creamy : suppose ginger wasn't the pulp of a plant.
Suppose instead ginger were the flesh of an animal, like some sort of little songbird. Suppose that the bird was therefore farmed extensively, suppose that the farming consisted of stuffing the little birds in plastic tubes, in the dark, because the plastic prevented their plumage from developing and the darkness made them all fat and juicy. Plus the fixed size of the tube made automated gutting of the bird and cleaning of the ginger much cheaper. Tens and tens of millions of birds, like three heads for every ounce of fresh ginger.
Would you still eat it then ?
That is a proper breakfast I say!
This is me supporting the entire weight of the tree of life, knowledge and everything else. On my head.
Where my thoughts are.
Mujer comes from the same root that yielded muiere in Romanian. Yes, it's derogatory.
Whereas curve simply means whores.
So now you know.ii
This is the entrance to this nice place I've found (not that it's hard to find)
This is the bar I found in this nice place I've found (not that it's hard to find).
This is the best table in the nice place. Far enough from the stage so you don't need to move your head much, angled correctly so you can sit comfortably rather than crane your neck. Simply optimal.
This is the bottle of champagne I found. Chandon Brut Rose it was called. It sucked.
And that'd be it for now. Extradition, as they say, has its advantages.———
- Speaking of which, you aren't using one of those shitty non SHA-512 hashes for signatures are you. [↩]
- Speaking of which, do you realise that a) the Taj Mahal is a monument to a woman's cocksucking abilities and b) there's nothing else in existence that comes close ?
Yeah, that's right : the greatest female accomplishment in human history to date was that chick in India that ate a mean snake. [↩]