If you're one of the numerous Buenos Aires printing shops I'll be harassing over the day

Friday, 13 June, Year 6 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Here's the card in question :


It should be printed on splendid quality, silken cunt-colored pink or I guess otherwise black paper, using either gold ink or embossed gold leaf. I'll be paying cash.


UPDATE, 26 June 2014 :



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10 Responses

  1. That font is horrid.

  2. Fortunately we cannot transfer vomit over the Internet yet.

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 13 June 2014

    @Chett O no! Art Deco lives!

    @pankkake Is that meant to suggest you want to puke on my card or i it meant to suggest I should use vomit ink ?

  4. Also, you could put the fingerprint as a QRCode.

    It seems the vCard format has a KEY field but wants the full public key - which is too big unless it is an URL, which is moronic if no fingerprint can be specified.

    http://www.gossamer-threads.com/lists/gnupg/users/64459 was the best I could find…

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 13 June 2014

    I don't like QR codes.

  6. Because we're madmen:


  7. Why don't you like queer codes?

  8. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 13 June 2014

    @Stanislav Datskovskiy Not bad.

    @pankkake Just so.

  9. gini lester`s avatar
    gini lester 
    Saturday, 14 June 2014

    Embossed black on cunt pink, but do also include a small QR fingerprint clit.

  10. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 26 June 2014

    And delivered.

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