The most recent, second increase in new MPEx account registrations is not without its pitfalls.
Out of the past 100 or so new pubkeys sent (which covers about six days) maybe 10 people paid so far.
To be perfectly clear, it’s not a matter of my opinion, or probability, or discussion that signing up for a financial service - even in a play currency like BTC, Monopoly Money or WoW gold - without having as much as cursorily and unattentively read the motherfucking FAQ is sufficient and indefeasible proof of idiocy. It is a matter of fact.
If you are one of the people who wrote these emails to me, you are an idiot. There is no discussion possible, you are an idiot. If you are one of the others, who cnat even wtire, but make up the chunk of ~90 or so people who discovered to their surprise and displeasure that they have to pay in order to acquire a seat at the exchange from the account confirmation email, you are just as much an idiot. Perhaps not an equally vocal one, but your head doesn’t work enough to power a goat.
I do not believe idiots have any place in this world. You people shouldn’t be alive. Until you grow some balls to resolve this problem yourself, please crawl into a hole somewhere and stay there. I do not wish to ever see you, talk to you or in any way interact with you. Nobody else does. You’re humanity’s dead weight, you’re the cause everything costs more, takes longer and is less cool.
Just die already.
Because these idiots won’t fucking die already, everyone else has to be inconvenienced. I deeply regret this. If it were practical I’d just kill them all with my own hand. Unfortunately, it is not practical, and so with my deepest and most sincere apologies to sane people everywhere I have to modify the MPEx FAQ. From now on, if the phrase “I understand that I will be required to pay 30 BTC as fees for registering this account, and I agree and promise to do so.” does not appear in the email containing your key, it will be (silently) discarded.
I am sorry.