Eskimo Nell
Friday, 07 September, Year 4 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
| Gather 'round, all ye whorey! |
| Adunarea la mine curvet! |
| Gather 'round and hear my story! |
| V-oi istorisi un zaifet. |
| When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold, |
| Dupa ce l-au macinat vremile si i-au racit coaiele |
| And the tip of his prick turns blue, |
| Vinturile si-n capu' pulii-i cresc albastrele |
| Far from a life of Yukon strife, |
| Departe de viata chinuita din Yukon |
| He can tell you a tale or two. |
| Un barbat va poate spune-o poveste beton. |
| So pull up a seat, and buy me one neat |
| Asa ca craciti-va bine, toti ochii la mine |
| And a tale to you I will tell, |
| Fiti gata, povestea-i pe vine |
| About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete, |
| Despre Bula Ochi-Mort si Mexicanu' Ionut |
| And a harlot named Eskimo Nell. |
| Si Nela, eschimoasa sparta-n curut. |
| When Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete |
| Cind Mexicanu' Ionut si cu Bula Ochi-Mort |
| Go forth in search of fun, |
| Merg sa-si caute pizde de scos la raport |
| It's Dead-Eye Dick that swings the prick, |
| E al' c-un ochi mort ce minuie teapa |
| And Mexican Pete the gun. |
| Mexicanu' Ionut agita puscoaca |
| When Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete |
| Cind astia doi impreun-amindoi |
| Are sore, depressed and sad, |
| Is catraniti, tristi, suparati si cam goi |
| It's always a cunt that bears the brunt, |
| Pizda inghite papara de soi |
| But the shooting's not so bad |
| Al' cu puscoaca nu-i mare smardoi. |
| Now Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete |
| Mexicanu' Ionut si cu Bula Ochi-Mort locuiesc |
| Lived down by Dead Man's Creek, |
| Linga piriul Aluia Mort, si balesc |
| And such was their luck that they'd had no fuck |
| Ca de-o vreme nimic n-au mai prins la futut |
| For nigh on half a week. |
| Cam de-aproape doua zile sau trei - zut. |
| Oh, a moose or two, and a caribou, |
| Ce-i drept o vaca sau doua si-un bour |
| And a bison cow or so, |
| Si-o bizoanca alaturi de-un taur |
| But for Dead-Eye Dick with his kingly prick, |
| Da' pentru Bula Ochi-Mort si-a lui mataringa |
| This fucking was mighty slow. |
| Atita futai nu poate nicicum sa ajunga |
| Dick pound on his cock with a huge piece of rock |
| De plictiseala-si troznea pula c-un bolovan |
| And said, "I want to play!" |
| Si repeta "Vreau sa fut zdravan" |
| It's been almost a week at this fucking creek, |
| De-aproape o saptamina la piriul asta futut |
| With no cunt coming my way. |
| Si nici macar o pizda n-apare s-o rup. |
| So, do or dare, this horny pair |
| Asa ca ori faci ori te lasi, |
| Set off for the Rio Grand. |
| Spre Rio Grande-au pornit cei doi borfasi |
| Dead-Eye Dick with his kingly prick, |
| Bula Ochi-Mort si-a lui mataringa |
| And Pete with his gun in hand. |
| Si Mexicanu' Ionut cu pusc-atirninda |
| Then as they blazed their noisy trail, |
| Cum mergeau ei cu mult zgomot la vale |
| No man, their path withstood. |
| Orice barbat le fugea disperat din cale |
| Many a bride, her husband's pride, |
| Nenumarate mirese, mindria mirilor |
| A pregnant widow stood. |
| Au ramas vaduve gravide-n urma zbirilor |
| When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold, |
| Dupa ce l-au macinat vremile si i-au racit coaiele |
| And the tip of his prick turns blue, |
| Vinturile si-n capu' pulii-i cresc albastrele |
| And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle, |
| Iar gauricea din mijloc nu vrea sa mai pise |
| I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you? |
| Eu as zice c-a supt-o, voi nu ? |
E un inceput in tot cazul.
Category: Cuvinte Sfiinte
Friday, 7 September 2012
I'm going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong:
back to the land of the all-night stand-where the nights are six months long.
Where you get it in bits as hard as tin in the land where spunk is spunk-
not a trickling stream of lukewarm cream, but a solid frozen chunk.
Friday, 7 September 2012
Lol
Friday, 7 September 2012
Lui Terente i-ar fi placut asta. Si lui Chopper.
Friday, 7 September 2012
Cine plm ii ciopar.
Saturday, 8 September 2012
.mark chopper sau cum era comanda aia in canal pentru invocat demonu de cautare pe goagal
Saturday, 8 September 2012
Imi da ceva biciclet cu motor.
Saturday, 8 September 2012
"mark chopper" read.
Saturday, 8 September 2012
A a m-am prins, da.