Eskimo Nell

Friday, 07 September, Year 4 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
Gather 'round, all ye whorey!

Adunarea la mine curvet!

Gather 'round and hear my story!

V-oi istorisi un zaifet.

When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold,

Dupa ce l-au macinat vremile si i-au racit coaiele

And the tip of his prick turns blue,

Vinturile si-n capu' pulii-i cresc albastrele

Far from a life of Yukon strife,

Departe de viata chinuita din Yukon

He can tell you a tale or two.

Un barbat va poate spune-o poveste beton.

So pull up a seat, and buy me one neat

Asa ca craciti-va bine, toti ochii la mine

And a tale to you I will tell,

Fiti gata, povestea-i pe vine

About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete,

Despre Bula Ochi-Mort si Mexicanu' Ionut

And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.

Si Nela, eschimoasa sparta-n curut.

When Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete

Cind Mexicanu' Ionut si cu Bula Ochi-Mort

Go forth in search of fun,

Merg sa-si caute pizde de scos la raport

It's Dead-Eye Dick that swings the prick,

E al' c-un ochi mort ce minuie teapa

And Mexican Pete the gun.

Mexicanu' Ionut agita puscoaca

When Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete

Cind astia doi impreun-amindoi

Are sore, depressed and sad,

Is catraniti, tristi, suparati si cam goi

It's always a cunt that bears the brunt,

Pizda inghite papara de soi

But the shooting's not so bad

Al' cu puscoaca nu-i mare smardoi.

Now Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete

Mexicanu' Ionut si cu Bula Ochi-Mort locuiesc

Lived down by Dead Man's Creek,

Linga piriul Aluia Mort, si balesc

And such was their luck that they'd had no fuck

Ca de-o vreme nimic n-au mai prins la futut

For nigh on half a week.

Cam de-aproape doua zile sau trei - zut.

Oh, a moose or two, and a caribou,

Ce-i drept o vaca sau doua si-un bour

And a bison cow or so,

Si-o bizoanca alaturi de-un taur

But for Dead-Eye Dick with his kingly prick,

Da' pentru Bula Ochi-Mort si-a lui mataringa

This fucking was mighty slow.

Atita futai nu poate nicicum sa ajunga

Dick pound on his cock with a huge piece of rock

De plictiseala-si troznea pula c-un bolovan

And said, "I want to play!"

Si repeta "Vreau sa fut zdravan"

It's been almost a week at this fucking creek,

De-aproape o saptamina la piriul asta futut

With no cunt coming my way.

Si nici macar o pizda n-apare s-o rup.

So, do or dare, this horny pair

Asa ca ori faci ori te lasi,

Set off for the Rio Grand.

Spre Rio Grande-au pornit cei doi borfasi

Dead-Eye Dick with his kingly prick,

Bula Ochi-Mort si-a lui mataringa

And Pete with his gun in hand.

Si Mexicanu' Ionut cu pusc-atirninda

Then as they blazed their noisy trail,

Cum mergeau ei cu mult zgomot la vale

No man, their path withstood.

Orice barbat le fugea disperat din cale

Many a bride, her husband's pride,

Nenumarate mirese, mindria mirilor

A pregnant widow stood.

Au ramas vaduve gravide-n urma zbirilor

When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold,

Dupa ce l-au macinat vremile si i-au racit coaiele

And the tip of his prick turns blue,

Vinturile si-n capu' pulii-i cresc albastrele

And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,

Iar gauricea din mijloc nu vrea sa mai pise

I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you?

Eu as zice c-a supt-o, voi nu ?

E un inceput in tot cazul.

Category: Cuvinte Sfiinte
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8 Responses

  1. I'm going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong:
    back to the land of the all-night stand-where the nights are six months long.
    Where you get it in bits as hard as tin in the land where spunk is spunk-
    not a trickling stream of lukewarm cream, but a solid frozen chunk.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 7 September 2012

    Lol

  3. Lui Terente i-ar fi placut asta. Si lui Chopper.

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 7 September 2012

    Cine plm ii ciopar.

  5. .mark chopper sau cum era comanda aia in canal pentru invocat demonu de cautare pe goagal

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 8 September 2012

    Imi da ceva biciclet cu motor.

  7. "mark chopper" read.

  8. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 8 September 2012

    A a m-am prins, da.

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