Ce este adolescenta ?

Saturday, 18 February, Year 4 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Am sa incep ilustrativ, cu un gif animati si-un citat.

adolescenta-si-clitoris

Do you ever sneak down to better seats at the game, and get caught by the usher? When you’re a kid, it doesn’t matter because you’re always getting chased from everyplace anyway. But when you’re an adult, it’s really embarrassing to get caught. You have to pretend like there’s some confusion. So you put on this whole act, you’re looking at the tickets, “I don’t understand how this could’ve happened. Let me see . . . Oh I see the problem. These are very good seats, I have very bad seats. That’s the misunderstanding.

Mdeci, daca eu mi-as lua-o la laba si cineva m-ar lua prin surprindere cel mai probabil as deschide focul. E o reactie absolut normala si naturala, sau ca sa citam din clasici

Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

~ Bad Motherfucker, Pulp Fiction.

Exact asta-i succesiunea corecta, comuna si naturala : ma surprinzi deci ma speriu, ma speriu deci devin violent. Si ti-o iei. Accidental, bineinteles, unde prin "accident" aproximam prostia ta patenta de-a ma fi luat prin surprindere.

Noa, acuma e perfect adevarat ca in practica nu s-ar intimpla asa ceva, cel putin cu mine, in virtutea faptului ca nu m-am mai masturbat de mi-am si uitat de cind, ca n-am cu cineii. Da' totusi, functionarea normala a sistemului cibernetic complex numit fiinta vie nu se schimba asa, pur si simplu, ca ti se nazare tie. Cind esti luat prin surprindere indiferent de absolut orice context sau alte balarii se activeaza exact acelasi sistem lasat noua mostenire de la reptile si functional de-atunci incolo. Acel fight-or-flight response cum ii zic englezii reactiei de stress acut. Suprarenalele varsa bugat adrenalina, sistemul simpatic se activeaza, alea. Cunoasteti, iara daca nu cunoasteti puneti mina si cititi. De altfel se poate vedea in tonusul muscular aparent al fetei.

Si-atunci iata minunea : adolescentii sunt cei care raspund cu flight. Adultii sunt cei care raspund cu fight. Asta inseamna adolescenta, perioada de la inceputul existentei unei fiinte vii cind reactia la stress e s-o iei la goana, sa te estompezi in peisaj, sa te prefaci ca nu existi, chestii de-astea. Reactia normala (prin aceea ca e specifica adultilor sanatosi) este sa distrugi chestia care te-a stressat. Fiind noi oameni si nu animale vom distruge chestia cu scule si unelte, nu cu ghearele si coltii, da' de distrus distrugerea ramine, ca asta-i scopul vietii : sa ne hranim, sa ne futem si sa facem praf tot ce ne stresseaza. Toate trei, nu combinatii de cite doua alese dupa cum se nazare vre-unui asa-zis "reformist".

Ca subsidiar, evident ca ostilitatea provocata de stress nu dispare. Faptul ca adolescentii nu reusesc s-o dirijeze inspre exterior, acolo unde ii e locul nu inseamna ca ea se topeste, iese din existenta, nici vorba de-asa ceva. Inseamna pur si simplu ca e dirijata inspre interior. De-aia sunt atit de nervosi si auto-destructivi adolescentii : ca-i tot stressati si ei is poltroni ca toti copiii asa ca nu indraznesc sa va bage doua, da' toata energia aia psihica se investeste tot in ostilitate. Doar c-o directioneaza interior.

Iar fetele, fiind masochiste cum e si normal sa fie, procedeaza la investirea ostilitatii respective in sine mai abitir si mai indelungat decit baietii, uneori (mai rar) reusind performanta de-a se pastra intr-o eterna adolescenta toata viata.

Pe esafodajul asta simplu al unei realitati obiective tot felul de cetateni au cladit tot felu' de teorii despre cum ar trebui sa fie. Da' la drept vorbind ele intereseaza destul de putin, dat fiind ca vintul bate dupa cum bate, nu dupa cum ar trebui sa bata.

Si apropo de batut : bateti la usa inainte de-a intra ?

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  1. A carui sursa s-a pierdut in negurile internetului, da' daca o stiti v-as ramine foarte recunoscator (si nu zic sarcastic sau ceva, din contra). Da' sursa, bine ? Nu inca una dintre nenumaratele site-uri de "caterinca" a la forgifs sau jj.am de-au ciordit giful, i-au pus eventual un text si gata, is "surse". []
  2. Pe bune acuma, prin gimnaziu aveam fo' patru colegi de clasa care se duceau in fiecare pauza la buda sa si-o ia la laba-n grup. Asta era ce faceau ei la scoala, ca de invatat nu prea, isi petreceau orele visind la frumosul moment cind suna clopotelu' si se pot repezi toti patru la buda. Probabil aveau reflexe pavloviene deja, suna soneria -> se scoala pula. Scoala cu s vreau sa zic, nu cu s, bine ? []
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11 Responses

  1. Flaviu-Luchian`s avatar
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    Flaviu-Luchianinsigna de criptograf 
    Sunday, 19 February 2012

    pai ori am cheie ori sun... ca e cu interfon.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 19 February 2012

    Nu la intrare mei.

  3. Flaviu-Luchian`s avatar
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    Flaviu-Luchianinsigna de criptograf 
    Sunday, 19 February 2012

    pai alte usi n-avem inchise... doar la camara si la baie... la baie e cheie... in camara nu e loc si miroase nitel a usturoi...

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 19 February 2012

    Am impresia ca nu esti in target :D

  5. Batem si usa, evident :)

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 20 February 2012

    Nu poti zice violenta fara viol.

  7. Adolescenta!? Eee...e o chestie misto rau! :)))

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