Momentary ebullution of intimacy

Titlul e in engleza cit si textul va fi in engleza, da' facem o introducere in romana ca sa fie chestiunea incurcata. Deci, in continuarea discutiei cu momentul de intimitate-n baie, va ofer un nou moment, tot de intimitate, tot in baie. Pentru o mai buna contextualizare a referintelor, invederez urmatoarele puncte pe ordinea de zi :

• Fata chiar este neurotica. Ea stie ca este neurotica. Totusi... e prea neurotica pentru a accepta notiunea ca-i neurotica. Win 11.
• Eu sedeam pe buda. Ea sedea pe marginea cazii.
• Anterior acestui aranjament, m-am batut cu palma pe coapsa descoperind astfel ca plm DOARE!!! La examinare am constatat ca am doua fire de par a caror radacina s-a umflat, asa ca le-am extras pina la singe dupa care am turnat alcool sanitar. Sanatatea incepe acolo unde se termina durerea sau cum era aia. SPARTA!
• Ulterior momentului cu SPARTA dar anterior momentului dialogului, preopinenta s-a exprimat c-o doare burta, tre' ca are ceva problema.

Si-acum, dialogul (notat ad hoc de-o aspiranta la literatura care tragea cu urechea, si primind minime corecturi in vederea apropierii si nu departarii lui de realitatea celor zise).

Eu : you know, i think you're the most neurotic person i know.
Ea : me? i'm the most neurotic person you know? what does that even mean?
Eu : neurotic is going "oh my tummy hurts, there must be something wrong with it."
Ea : so, what, going "oh my tummy hurts...it must be raining in china" is sane?
Eu : yes
Ea : no, that's insane. i'm extrapolating.
Eu : that's neurotic
Ea : but you extrapolate all day, aren't you neurotic?
Eu : no
Ea : but you're the one who just was like "oh, there's something wrong with my leg" and went and popped the shit out of it like demons needing to be exorcised, and then you're like "oh shit, i'm getting folicutis!?"
Eu : "folliculitis"
Ea : god that's cute. "oh i have folliculitis, have you had folliculitis?"
Eu : well that's what it's called
Ea : so if i had said "oh my tummy hurts, i have a colic," that'd be sane?
Eu : yeah
Ea : so then the problem here is specificity, it's not neuroticism
Eu : that's what being neurotic is
Ea : why didn't you say that to begin with!
Eu : i did, you're just too neurotic to be able to hear it
Ea : eh
Eu : you know, ever since i started peeing in your mouth, peeing is so pleasant
Ea : even when you're peeing outside my mouth?
Eu : mhm!
Ea : why?
Eu : i don't know, it's sexualized i guess.
Ea : it's liquid coming out of your cock. it wasn't sexual before?
Eu : i guess i never considered it
Ea : that's neurotic
Eu : how is it neurotic?
Ea : it's new, and it's erotic.

Problema cea mai grava cu toata situatia asta ar fi ca dialogurile la care particip eu in viata de zi cu zi sunt suprarealiste, in timp ce incercarile livresti in acest sens ale celorlalti sunt cel mult banale. Aceasta ranversare a realitatii literaturii-n literatura realitatii ma ingrijoreaza, pentru ca exista un cert risc al iesirii din precursor. Poate chiar in decor.

Ma tem sa nu ajung carte.