Eu: supposedly zoso makes 1.5-3k (euro) a month from “affiliate” sales of this blog
Ea: i don’t get it, what’s selling? the blog? the template? not the products.
Ea: he claims its on aff sales of the products?! lmao
Eu: we know the revshare is 3%
Eu: he supposedly
Eu: no, bear with me just a second here
Eu: he supposedly makes
Ea: ::falls over::
Eu: 2,000 x 4.2 x 100 / 3 =
Eu: 280,000 RON worth of sales
Eu: on AVERAGE
Eu: every month
Eu: that’s like
Eu: fuck me, i dunoo, 20k/ visitor ?
Eu: but hey, accurate within a 99.9999% error margin.
Ea: i’m fuckin impressed
Eu: its somewhere between 0.20 leis and 200 billion
Ea: well shit
Ea: i just visited the site
Ea: i guess i’m out next few months’ salary
Ea: that shade of white looks so great. i think i’ll buy a television and a sex robot.
Eu: eh, fuck it, it’s just money after all, i’m sayin’
Ea: yep i know what you are saying.
Eu: do you know what i am saying ?
Ea: yes i know what you are saying.
Eu: alright butters. but i think you’re missing the point here. you should probably (in order to blend in with the locals, and bear in mind this is just a suggestion, ok ?) you should think “hey, this dude makes a lot of money. i fancy sucking his c0k”
Ea: well why? it’s just money. fuck i’m spending 20k every time i hit that site
Ea: i should be sucking MY OWN cock
Eu: but you don’t have a cock
Ea: so i’ll save for a few days and have one grafted to my elbow
Eu: ima blog this.
Daca aveti chef sa va incercati mana ca traducator, am doua alternative pentru dumneavoastra :
- Daca intelegeti limba engleza, traduceti aceasta conversatie in limba romana. Primiti in schimb link de-aici spre unde-o puneti.
- Daca intelegeti limba prostilor, oricare ar fi ea, ca nu mi-i clar, traduceti sensul acestei conversatii intr-un format accesibil prostalaului despre care se discuta. Primiti in schimb cel mai probabil o porecla din partea lui, care probabil are menirea sa va insulte, gen. Plus cel putin o mentiune lunara in cadrul bolboroselilor de pe blogul omului (cel mai adesea la categoria bolboroseli sintetice).