Forum logs for 24 Oct 2014

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
joecool all sorts of weird "features" in OSX like, "stuck" processes [00:00]
nubbins` force quit kicks ass over whatever the fuck you do in windows again [00:00]
bounce stuck different from stuck processes on other unix? [00:00]
mircea_popescu nubbins` hadn't they implemented kill ? [00:01]
joecool it's different than zombie process in other nix [00:01]
nubbins` windows? who knows [00:01]
joecool can't do anything with it [00:01]
mircea_popescu ;;google kill process windows [00:02]
gribble XP: kill a Windows process from the command line with taskkill | a ...: ; Really killing a process in Windows - Stack Overflow: ; Taskkill - TechNet - Microsoft: [00:02]
mircea_popescu yeah they have [00:02]
nubbins` looky loo [00:02]
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nubbins` !uq ninjashogun [00:03]
nubbins` shit, my p is backwards [00:04]
nubbins` ??? :/ [00:04]
mircea_popescu !ub ninjashogun ? [00:04]
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nubbins` !ud ninjashogun [00:04]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla you broke it. [00:04]
nubbins` not cool man [00:04]
mircea_popescu !gown nubbins` [00:04]
nubbins` how are we supposed to ub people [00:04]
nubbins` !pown mircea_popescu [00:04]
nubbins` NOTHING'S WORKING [00:05]
nubbins` ;;ficker [00:05]
gribble Error: "ficker" is not a valid command. [00:05]
asciilifeform unƃoɥsɐɾuıu dn¡ [00:05]
nubbins` what is going on D: [00:06]
mircea_popescu so it turns out atheism is a non-prophet organisation. [00:06]
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nubbins` http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot [00:06]
assbot Welcome to Instant Rimshot [00:06]
mircea_popescu !up ninjashogun [00:06]
-assbot- You voiced ninjashogun for 30 minutes. [00:06]
mircea_popescu shit man, you were doing it right! it's p [00:07]
nubbins` fuuuuuu [00:07]
nubbins` too late, man [00:07]
nubbins` :( [00:07]
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nubbins` ʍou ƃuᴉʞɹoʍ s,ʇᴉ ǝqʎɐɯ [00:08]
IHB_ thanks for the mircea. last time i was in here was when i living in bangalore. you just published your response to the SEC and it was great. [00:08]
IHB_ *voice [00:09]
nubbins` w̢̤͖͓̹e̠ļ̯̟c̀o̥m̱͉̻̲̜e̛̳͚,̵͙̩̭̻̲̙͍ ͍͖̘͓̫̤̝n̮͙i̘̟̝n̳͔̺͚͡ͅj҉͖a̷̜͖s̢͚̭̪̭̝̪̣ḥ̞o̭̭̺̣g̛̳͖̟͚͚ụ͎͙ṉ̣̜͎̮ [00:10]
mircea_popescu so where do you live now ? [00:10]
nubbins` wow [00:10]
kakobrekla nubbins` get a 'real' computer. [00:10]
mircea_popescu nubbins` did you do all that on an osx ? [00:10]
nubbins` :D [00:10]
nubbins` kakobrekla what, a dell? [00:11]
asciilifeform a Multivac. [00:12]
kakobrekla a vegetable. instead of fruit. [00:12]
mircea_popescu multivac'd have been a great vacuum cleanner brand [00:12]
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asciilifeform 'nothing sucks like multivacs' ? [00:13]
asciilifeform ;;google nothing sucks like electrolux [00:13]
mircea_popescu "if you stuff one vac, it's got more!" [00:13]
gribble Electrolux - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Brand blunder - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; VAX - Catb.org: [00:13]
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mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/what-do-you-call/ [00:24]
assbot What do you call… pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [00:24]
mircea_popescu lmao these logs... nubbins` using cohen as an argument ?! [00:28]
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mthreat What do you get when you cross a potato with a dildo? [00:30]
mthreat a dictator [00:30]
mircea_popescu lol [00:31]
undata mircea_popescu: the puns! THE PUNS! [00:31]
ben_vulpes wow, building bitcoin on osx is actually a bit tangly << i for one gave up [00:31]
undata <3 [00:31]
mircea_popescu my puny attempt! [00:31]
mircea_popescu undata we had limmerick day a few months ago too. [00:31]
undata I will have to read those logs. [00:32]
ben_vulpes oh god those jokes [00:35]
BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/10/new-paper-bitcoin-over-tor-a-bad-idea-especially-bad-for-spv/ [00:35]
assbot New Paper: Bitcoin over Tor a Bad Idea, Especially bad for SPV | Qntra.net [00:35]
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ben_vulpes just what i need while watching this ftp dump scroll by [00:35]
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mircea_popescu xinxi: one of them used to say: I would like to cry in a bmw instead of lauching on a bike. <<< that's a whole new dimension to the entire "fuck you rich" discussion. [00:37]
mircea_popescu apparently it's different by gender :D [00:37]
BingoBoingo Eh, bike's more likely to get stolen [00:38]
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BingoBoingo https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/10/23/151 << RE: USB turd [00:50]
assbot LKML: Greg KH: Re: [PATCH] usb: serial: Perform verification for FTDI FT232R devices [00:50]
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BingoBoingo !up MosesEX [00:52]
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BingoBoingo Hello MosesEX [00:52]
MosesEX BingoBoingo, whats up BingoBoingo [00:52]
BingoBoingo Oh not too much [00:52]
MosesEX any christians in here? [00:52]
MosesEX or jews or muslims? [00:52]
kakobrekla those were already stoned to death [00:53]
MosesEX homosexuals should be put to death [00:53]
mircea_popescu yeah we only got sluts and drunks left. [00:53]
MosesEX but obama supports homosexuals [00:53]
kakobrekla !down MosesEX [00:53]
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mircea_popescu ;;ud obama [00:53]
BingoBoingo ;;ud obola [00:54]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Obama | An acronym standing for. One Big Ass Mistake, America! Q: What was the result of the 2008 election? A: OBAMA. by ferrgus February 23, 2009. 22182 13448. [00:54]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Obola | Oct 13, 2014 ... Obola. (noun) the result of a completely incompetent democratic administration that cares more about open borders with no enforcement of ... [00:54]
mircea_popescu i guess it's mitt romney's showbiz name. [00:56]
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BingoBoingo !up MosesEX [00:58]
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MosesEX YA [00:58]
BingoBoingo !down MosesEX [00:58]
MosesEX YAY [00:58]
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BingoBoingo Ah, makes sense nao [01:01]
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kakobrekla anyone want these atc i have ? maybe mpif takes em? [01:06]
kakobrekla bb? [01:06]
BingoBoingo WHy not? 1BuJThNvr31EwnLGiaAdQbYHCkBdJvgTQJ [01:07]
kakobrekla sent [01:08]
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jurov http://chralash.wordpress.com/2014/10/23/proof-of-reserves-born-out-of-tragedy-will-slowly-become-the-global-gold-standard-for-financial-auditing/ [01:46]
assbot “Proof of reserves,” born out of tragedy, will slowly become the global gold standard for financial auditing. « Real Virtual Currency [01:46]
jurov herp derp [01:46]
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asciilifeform https://marcan.st/transf/ftdi_evil.png [01:52]
asciilifeform ^ looks quite like 'ida' output, so symbol names presumably inferred by reverser [01:52]
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BingoBoingo http://mobilesecurityares.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/why-samsung-knox-isnt-really-fort-knox.html << NSA Phone [02:01]
assbot Mobile Security Blog: Why Samsung Knox isn't really a Fort Knox [02:01]
asciilifeform there's what, 17 of them now? [02:01]
asciilifeform 'all but the laziest man' are now making 'avoid 3v1l surv31l4nc3111!' turdicles. [02:01]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: No, this is the one NSA approves of for gubmint work [02:04]
asciilifeform which work. [02:04]
asciilifeform afaik the only 'top seekreet'-approved Pnohe is 'blackberry sektera' (sp?) [02:05]
asciilifeform aka obamaphone [02:05]
asciilifeform (or was it obamaberry?) [02:05]
BingoBoingo Well this is the new one they are proposing [02:06]
BingoBoingo By samsung [02:06]
* asciilifeform does not own one, but recalls seeing photos, there's a normal 'blackberry' and an nsa board sandwiched under the battery [02:06]
BingoBoingo I've owned normal blackberries. Pleasant paging device. [02:06]
* asciilifeform never understood the appeal of the microscopic trackball on those things [02:07]
BingoBoingo Skipped those after first one broke in hours. The tiny trackpad used as a micro trackball was very functional though [02:08]
asciilifeform https://twitter.com/JohnnySoftware/status/525092883125506048 << lulzies [02:09]
assbot /SwiftOnSecurity Windows Update busily bricking USB serial chips http://t.co/XkoNmNiCUH Maybe completely intentional. Microsoft-SWATed case? [02:09]
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asciilifeform 'FTDI's own web site says their chips are used in medical...' [02:10]
BingoBoingo Ah [02:11]
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* asciilifeform is hoping that this kind of thing will become an everyday event [02:11]
asciilifeform run moar winblows. [02:11]
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kakobrekla choke on your fruit. [02:13]
asciilifeform which fruit [02:13]
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kakobrekla thats what you already said for python [02:14]
asciilifeform lol [02:14]
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kakobrekla apples will do. [02:17]
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BingoBoingo http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/the-washing-up [02:18]
assbot Everybody loves Eric Raymond » The washing up [02:18]
jurov one click and i ended up on http://www.schneierfacts.com/ [02:20]
assbot Bruce Schneier Facts [02:20]
jurov http://www.schneierfacts.com/facts/1341 << exactly what i wanted [02:22]
assbot Bruce Schneier Facts [02:22]
jurov (if anyone did not read my rant yet: http://explo.yt/post/2014/02/26/Bruce-Schneier-passwords-fail ) [02:23]
assbot Bruce Schneier passwords fail - serialized delusions [02:23]
BingoBoingo http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/the-redhat-package-mangler [02:25]
assbot Everybody loves Eric Raymond » The RedHat Package Mangler [02:25]
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midnightmagic "It's about the same likelihood as that you would get spontaneously quantum teleported by tunnelling through solid wall, that's why such things just don't happen." <-- this is incorrect [02:27]
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jurov yes? [02:28]
pete_dushenski first things first: http://www.contravex.com/2014/10/23/the-trade-offs-of-feminism/ [02:28]
assbot The Trade-Offs of Feminism | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski [02:28]
pete_dushenski now, logs! [02:28]
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jurov rly? masculinity as a measurable natural resource? [02:30]
artifexd kakobrekla: If you find a way to get the mbp to not sound like it's overheating while using a non-mac os, I'd love to hear about it. [02:31]
pete_dushenski jurov lol tis a theory. [02:31]
kakobrekla artifexd never had, never will have any apple products. [02:31]
nubbins` kako uses alienware only [02:32]
artifexd I thought I just read that you got a mbp... [02:32]
jurov no, we use lenovo - it means slovenky in somalian [02:32]
jurov *slovenly [02:32]
artifexd Ah no. That was joecool. Same color as you. [02:33]
kakobrekla colors, the root of all evil. [02:33]
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BingoBoingo kakobrekla: If you find a way to get the mbp to not sound like it's overheating while using a non-mac os, I'd love to hear about it. << apmd -C [02:39]
jurov or soundproof foam? [02:40]
kakobrekla or just turn it off [02:40]
artifexd I don't see a -C option [02:43]
BingoBoingo http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/linux-doomsday [02:44]
assbot Everybody loves Eric Raymond » Linux doomsday [02:44]
pete_dushenski ^must be the same raymond from that trilema comment. everyone loved him too! [02:44]
BingoBoingo artifexd: Which non-OS X OS are you running? [02:44]
asciilifeform http://www.novate.ru/blogs/121014/28088 << 'kegelcizer' from 'futurama' now actual. [02:44]
assbot - KGoal, | | [02:44]
artifexd I'm looking at centos right now. [02:45]
jurov http://i.imgur.com/iXsZdHh.jpg?1 << kakobrekla [02:45]
artifexd I haven't settled on a distro yet though. [02:45]
kakobrekla heh [02:45]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform> http://www.novate.ru/blogs/121014/28088 << 'kegelcizer' from 'futurama' now actual. << WOnderful [02:46]
assbot - KGoal, | | [02:46]
kakobrekla ;;google kegel kickstarter [02:49]
gribble kGoal Smart Kegel Trainer by Minna Life — Kickstarter: ; Skea - Smart Kegel Exercise Aid by Linkcube Studio — Kickstarter: ; The Kegel Bear by Natalie Bayne — Kickstarter: [02:50]
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asciilifeform sc4m4tr0nix? [02:50]
asciilifeform though i'm told that once in a while, when the planets align, an actual product is made on 'kickstarter' [02:51]
kakobrekla dunno not the vagina expert and lampelina is in bed. [02:51]
asciilifeform best expert. [02:52]
asciilifeform https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/871901583/the-kegel-bear [02:52]
assbot The Kegel Bear by Natalie Bayne — Kickstarter [02:52]
BingoBoingo http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/letters-of-support [02:53]
assbot Everybody loves Eric Raymond » Letters of support [02:53]
asciilifeform http://www.businessinsider.com/potential-nyc-ebola-patient-took-an-uber-2014-10 [02:54]
assbot Potential NYC Ebola Patient Took An Uber - Business Insider [02:54]
asciilifeform ubola. [02:54]
BingoBoingo Only missing A, I and Y [02:57]
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MosesEX yay [02:58]
asciilifeform iBola ? [02:58]
MosesEX hello everyone [02:58]
BingoBoingo MosesEX: What are your thoughts on Obola [02:58]
MosesEX BingoBoingo, ebola? its overreacted [02:58]
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BingoBoingo ;;ud ibola [02:58]
gribble Google found nothing. [02:58]
MosesEX yet it might spread [02:58]
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BingoBoingo asciilifeform: iBola isn't a thing yet. Maybe next month? [02:58]
MosesEX those who die from ebola is because they were ordained to die from it [02:58]
BingoBoingo MosesEX: Ordanation doesn't count when ebama does it [02:59]
MosesEX obama is destroying this country [02:59]
MosesEX we need republicans [02:59]
MosesEX not demoncrats [02:59]
MosesEX hi everyone! [03:00]
BingoBoingo MosesEX: They both suck. [03:00]
BingoBoingo MosesEX: You said you had questions. Ask or you get the !down again. [03:01]
MosesEX ys [03:01]
MosesEX yes [03:01]
MosesEX does the irc hate bitcoin? [03:01]
MosesEX why or why not [03:01]
MosesEX i mean irs [03:01]
MosesEX does the irc hate bitcoin yes or no [03:02]
MosesEX god dammit [03:02]
MosesEX DOES THE IRS OR FERDERAL GOVERNMENT HATE BITCOIN [03:02]
midnightmagic jurov: quantum tunnelling doesn't and can't happen for macroscopic objects like that. quantum wave functions are sometimes bounded asymptotically in position. [03:02]
BingoBoingo MosesEX: Are you high? [03:02]
MosesEX LIKE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TAX IT [03:02]
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ben_vulpes once was not enough [03:05]
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BingoBoingo http://dpaste.com/1PX6023 [03:05]
assbot dpaste: 1PX6023 [03:05]
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pete_dushenski mircea_popescu:meyer lanski famously told some older street thoughs, as a 12 yo, "you get nuttin' for nuttin'". that's all it is. at 12 he's as rich as me telling the sec how to behave. << beauty. [03:16]
joecool artifexd: hm? i had used ibm and then lenovo thinkpads exclusively, up until today [03:17]
pete_dushenski speaking of mobsters, anyone have any book recommendations on mafia/mobs? [03:17]
pete_dushenski BingoBoingo goosfraba eh? [03:18]
BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: You never really know [03:19]
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pete_dushenski mircea_popescu:i kinda suspect where bums sleep is indicative of societal notions << ya the libraries vs. banks discrepancy is telling. [03:25]
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pete_dushenski i wonder where in the world bums shack up in public schools, hospitals, and other public buildings. [03:26]
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mircea_popescu india ? [03:28]
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BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: The bathrooms. [03:29]
pete_dushenski mircea_popescu quite possibly. haven't been there yet to see [03:29]
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pete_dushenski maybe india'll be on the 2015 list [03:29]
asciilifeform i vaguely recall reading (1990s usenet?) of american expats living in bathrooms in jp. [03:30]
asciilifeform as a routine matter. [03:30]
pete_dushenski mircea_popescu speaking of travel plans, some close friends decided to GET MARRIED on the same weekend as the third conference. so ya. [03:30]
pete_dushenski i'm out for this one. [03:30]
pete_dushenski asciilifeform probably mcd's: clean [03:32]
* asciilifeform checks grinding wheel on which current turd is being polished; [03:33]
asciilifeform anyone have a preference for which 'libboost' is to be used? [03:33]
joecool oh book on mobsters, i haven't managed to find a copy of the book that came out a couple years ago about samsung [03:34]
joecool "thinking of samsung" or "think samsung" i think it translated into [03:34]
nubbins` asciilifeform iirc 1.5.5 was current when bitcoin 0.5.3.was released [03:38]
nubbins` most recent is only 1.5.6 i believe [03:38]
asciilifeform nubbins`: ty [03:39]
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mircea_popescu wow look at that, jurov's blog is not vulnerable to the wp reflected ddos thing [03:44]
mircea_popescu nice. [03:44]
mircea_popescu nubbins`: kako uses alienware only << no, he uses girls'. [03:46]
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BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/Paulmd199/status/525422001058742273 [03:47]
assbot Just remembered this /ioerror statement, after hearing one of the Ottawa shooting suspects was designated "high risk" http://t.co/9ULzZ3tm1E [03:47]
mircea_popescu http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/wp-content/images/ep062.jpg << lolk [03:47]
pete_dushenski just ordered this: http://www.amazon.ca/Rise-Fall-Jewish-Gangster-America/dp/0231096836/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1414111566&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Rise+and+Fall+of+the+Jewish+Gangster+in+America [03:49]
assbot The Rise and Fall of the Jewish Gangster in America: Albert Fried: 9780231096836: Books - Amazon.ca [03:49]
BingoBoingo GNOME + Redhat >> http://lwn.net/Articles/617176/ [03:50]
assbot gnome-shell: lock screen bypass [LWN.net] [03:50]
asciilifeform someone is using gnome !?!?111 [03:51]
nubbins` BingoBoingo lelel [03:51]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know who ? linus. [03:51]
asciilifeform lol! [03:51]
* asciilifeform somehow did not know this. [03:51]
BingoBoingo !b 4 [03:51]
assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3E1GYG4.txt ) [03:51]
mircea_popescu not even kidding. [03:52]
BingoBoingo Linus uses Fedora, right? [03:52]
* asciilifeform buried herr torvalds in his head long ago, 'and ordered cement poured to be tempted to dig up' [03:52]
asciilifeform (apologies to vysotsky) [03:52]
asciilifeform *not tempted [03:52]
joecool lolololol gnome [03:52]
mircea_popescu why was that ? [03:53]
asciilifeform rng warz [03:53]
mircea_popescu and holy shit, this linux thing is really not used by anyone, is it ? took until 2014 for someone to mash the prtscr key ? [03:53]
mircea_popescu likely story. [03:53]
asciilifeform and before that, 'i'm apolitical, don't care what happens etc' [03:53]
asciilifeform linux - used, sure. but gnome... [03:53]
mircea_popescu neither of these crossed it for me. [03:53]
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mircea_popescu midnightmagic: jurov: quantum tunnelling doesn't and can't happen for macroscopic objects like that. <<< well they call anything "quantum" these days. [03:54]
mircea_popescu forgetting what it actually means. [03:54]
mircea_popescu tl;dr : nothing "quantum" can ever affect a macro object. by definition. [03:55]
asciilifeform eh, the photon that broke the camel's back? [03:55]
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mircea_popescu !up no_imagination [03:56]
-assbot- You voiced no_imagination for 30 minutes. [03:56]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform "i choked on a particularly rapid tachyon" should be standard blonde answer. [03:56]
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no_imagination thanks [03:56]
mircea_popescu this is the imagination institute. welcome. [03:56]
asciilifeform re: bitcoind liposuction: who's for nixing the 'alert' gizmo? [03:59]
mircea_popescu in any case change its key. [03:59]
asciilifeform alternative can only be if someone (mircea_popescu ?) is willing to sit on a new key! [03:59]
no_imagination mircea_popescu: read some of your stuff. is it fair to say you value BTC as a store of value and the rest is secondary? [03:59]
* asciilifeform would rather it not be him. when he is killed key will fall into enemy hands. [03:59]
BingoBoingo http://www.ioactive.com/pdfs/IOActive_Advisory_OpenBSD_5_5_Local_Kernel_Panic.pdf [04:00]
mircea_popescu no_imagination oversimplified. i mean... it's in the stuff you read, as short as it gets. [04:00]
nubbins` which key is this [04:00]
asciilifeform nubbins`: key for the mechanism which enabled bitcoind to nag users with warning text [04:00]
no_imagination im all about simple [04:00]
nubbins` right [04:01]
nubbins` kill it [04:01]
asciilifeform that was my suggestion [04:01]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4111 @ 0.00074124 = 3.0472 BTC [+] [04:01]
nubbins` without mercy [04:01]
Apocalyptic asciilifeform, I guess there's no much use to it nowadays [04:01]
asciilifeform what use was there at any point for it? [04:01]
mircea_popescu not particularly useful. i can live with my current key being used but would rather not and am definitely not making a different one. [04:01]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform a lot of this stuff is you know, "just in case"isms driven by the fact that a few years ago bitcoin was entirely a novel concept. [04:02]
asciilifeform ehe. [04:02]
mircea_popescu a lot of questions i can answer atm i couldn't even properly form in 2011, and im sure im not the only one. [04:02]
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joecool gavin has that key right? [04:02]
Apocalyptic not only gavin [04:03]
asciilifeform hitler has it [04:03]
joecool ok cia too [04:03]
mircea_popescu that emergency messaging thing was more of a "let's bake a p2p messaging app into the core because you don't know what will happen and it may be needed." [04:03]
* asciilifeform doesn't much care who has it [04:03]
Apocalyptic there is thermos and a third fellow i forgot [04:03]
joecool buzzfeed.com [04:03]
joecool "12 things you might be doing wrong with your bitcoin" [04:03]
mircea_popescu Apocalyptic it was sirius not thermos no ? [04:03]
Apocalyptic I've read from many sources thermos has it, but it could be wrong [04:04]
bounce you need a keykeeper? what's the key do? [04:04]
asciilifeform needed. and now nothing. [04:04]
Apocalyptic midnightmagic may know [04:04]
bounce oh, nag people. oh well. guess I'll have to keep at it here then. [04:06]
mircea_popescu lol [04:06]
midnightmagic the key is held by gavin. satoshi still has it. i don't know who else. I don't think anyone else. [04:07]
mircea_popescu nah it was more people, before satoshi split. [04:08]
thestringpuller theymos [04:08]
midnightmagic hrm. there might be a k-of-n threshold split key now, it would make sense. [04:10]
asciilifeform ;;later tell jurov was it you who was making the mailing list gizmo ? [04:10]
gribble The operation succeeded. [04:10]
mircea_popescu course at some point it had a bug where it kept a hash of the signature and so you could change the message around if you had an older key. [04:10]
mircea_popescu an older signature* i mean [04:10]
asciilifeform new seed nodes? [04:12]
nubbins` lel [04:13]
mircea_popescu huh ? [04:13]
asciilifeform pnSeed[] [04:13]
mircea_popescu o the fallbacks ? [04:13]
* asciilifeform assumes everyone here has a copy of the src [04:13]
mircea_popescu such a fucking kludge that. [04:13]
mircea_popescu should be done away with [04:13]
asciilifeform what'll it be then [04:14]
mircea_popescu reads user provided config file [04:15]
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mircea_popescu if you don't supply bootstrap nodes you shouldn't be running it anyway. [04:16]
asciilifeform 'Oh that will not do, said Milder to Moulder / Oh what will you do then said Festel to Fose / Great guns and great cannon said John the Red Nose ... ' [04:16]
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asciilifeform does anyone give a rat's arse about builds other than 'unix' ? [04:17]
mircea_popescu should run in cygwin. [04:18]
asciilifeform lol, someone does this ? [04:18]
mircea_popescu incidentally, the node discovery mechanism is a fucking hole of the first degree. all an attacker really needs to do is take control of the "last resort" ips and then supress "normal" peer discovery. [04:19]
mircea_popescu certainly not outside the capabilities of the us, and a fine reason why stock bitcoin is not safe anyway. [04:19]
asciilifeform or of 'showmyip.com' [04:19]
mircea_popescu that wouldn't do anything. [04:20]
bounce the windows build is a mingw build, no? kinda useful to be able to build that from linux [04:20]
asciilifeform bounce: why would you dream of running bitcoin under winblows? [04:20]
mircea_popescu bounce pretty sure it was mingw at some point, not sure if still [04:20]
asciilifeform i can't think of any reason to do this [04:20]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform because underbanked, reasons and logics. [04:20]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and we are to help them? [04:20]
* bounce doesn't dream of that, but people do that stuff [04:20]
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asciilifeform people also eat shit [04:21]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform think about it, they're prolly running pirated windows, too. [04:21]
bounce though if you're going to toss qt then perhaps there's a case to drop the whole windows thing [04:21]
asciilifeform best windows. [04:21]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00074124 = 4.188 BTC [+] [04:21]
nubbins` <+asciilifeform> does anyone give a rat's arse about builds other than 'unix' ? <<< makefile.osx is a steaming shit heap in 0.5.3 anyway. i'll offer a working one in the future if there's demand [04:22]
asciilifeform most of the planet, i suspect, has never seen a 'legit' winblows [04:22]
BingoBoingo bounce: why would you dream of running bitcoin under winblows? << I imagine people may want to run relay nodes on Win for variety. [04:22]
mircea_popescu and btw, someone has to fix all the fucking magic number fest in the node discovery mechanism [04:22]
mircea_popescu it's nothing but add a week of this, substract 51 minutes of that, madness. [04:22]
* asciilifeform was reading it just now [04:22]
asciilifeform incidentally [04:22]
mircea_popescu set this to 0 so that accidentally overloks it, it's written by drunk geese. [04:22]
asciilifeform that's traditional malware code [04:22]
asciilifeform ;;google domain generation algorithm [04:22]
gribble Domain generation algorithm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Domain Generation Algorithms (DGA) in Stealthy Malware - Damballa: ; Domain Generation Algorithm (DGA) - InfoSec Institute: [04:22]
TheNewDeal ;;seen Chaaaang-Noi [04:22]
gribble Chaaaang-Noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 11 weeks, 4 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: either never have time, or not have money.... [04:22]
asciilifeform ^ reminiscent [04:22]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i just meant the timestamping. [04:23]
asciilifeform the 'randomize order in a deterministic way' thing [04:23]
mircea_popescu heh yeah i guess you're right. [04:23]
mircea_popescu it's a sickening display i tell you that. [04:23]
* asciilifeform enjoying tour of sausage factory [04:24]
asciilifeform http://pbfcomics.com/153 << obligatory [04:24]
assbot The Perry Bible Fellowship [04:24]
mircea_popescu more like a dildo factory, but hey. [04:24]
mircea_popescu ;;google bitcoin was written by the retarded [04:25]
gribble Bitcoin was written by the retarded, part II pe Trilema - Un blog de ...: ; "Bitcoin's Place in the Coming Economic Crash" written by Evan ...: ; Bitcoin for dummies - Author walks users through how ... - Reddit: (1 more message) [04:25]
nubbins` ha [04:25]
asciilifeform this one here's one of them hollow glass dildos [04:25]
asciilifeform liable to unexpected fragmentation. [04:26]
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mircea_popescu also, was there a special command line thing to add ips ? [04:26]
mircea_popescu or was that taken out by .5 ? [04:26]
mircea_popescu and is addr.txt still there ? [04:27]
* mircea_popescu is not on a code reading system atm [04:27]
bounce then you'll just have to wait for the book [04:27]
BingoBoingo also, was there a special command line thing to add ips ? connect and addnode persist in newer iterations [04:27]
nubbins` bounce heh [04:28]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu is on playing Doom system? [04:28]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, on chick chit chatting system :D [04:28]
nubbins` chick chit chat [04:28]
mircea_popescu i suppose i should route it through chittaggong [04:28]
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assbot Coinbase is in trouble... but it's their own damn fault. : Bitcoin [04:30]
mircea_popescu also, at least at some point there was explicit tor support in the code [04:30]
mircea_popescu which also should go to bed. [04:30]
asciilifeform incidentally... [04:30]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo well sure. [04:31]
asciilifeform which miners contain ftdi ? [04:31]
asciilifeform i know there were such. [04:31]
aabtc aegis agamemnon23 agorecki AlexWkz altoz AndrewJackson Anduck Apocalyptic arij artifexd asciilifeform assbot atcbot Azelphur [04:31]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i don't think anyone made it to market ? i think just plans for. [04:31]
asciilifeform folks who don't diddle electronics don't appreciate how ubiquitous ftdi is [04:31]
mircea_popescu !up Evolyn [04:31]
-assbot- You voiced Evolyn for 30 minutes. [04:31]
* assbot gives voice to Evolyn [04:31]
* nubbins` cheers the continued gutting [04:32]
mircea_popescu less to print eh ? [04:32]
cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/10/pools-closed-for-crypto-money-expo/ [04:33]
assbot Pool's Closed For Crypto Money Expo | Qntra.net [04:33]
nubbins` i hope there'll still be enough to fill a book ;/ [04:33]
mircea_popescu oh, also i nthe stupid pile : there used to exist a way to send coins by ip. it was a no-verification "tell me an address" special message. [04:33]
cazalla and with that, i'm off to beach for a little [04:33]
mircea_popescu inexplicably, the nonsense made it all the way to 5. [04:34]
TheNewDeal kakobrekla has anything come of the pre-log logs allegedly held by Azelphur? [04:34]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu> oh, also i nthe stupid pile : there used to exist a way to send coins by ip. it was a no-verification "tell me an address" special message. << killed in 0.3.x series. one of Satoshis later acts [04:35]
asciilifeform and apparently it is possible to get 'git' to cough up a plain unix patch. [04:35]
asciilifeform so aficionados of this apparatus can use it to heart's delight [04:35]
mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/01.jpg << me thinks is is like too fucking much to scrool through. but anyway. [04:35]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo oh was it ? [04:36]
mircea_popescu well good then [04:36]
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nubbins` you will regret scrolling to the bottom [04:36]
mircea_popescu am i entirely off base in my belief the habbo hotel thing is pretty much the last remaining, well known and well advertised child porn marketplace online ? [04:37]
BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The story if I recall correctly was Satoshi said upgrade nao, and then later told everyone the patched vulnerability in pay to ip [04:37]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo now that you mention it im vaguely remembering this [04:38]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: it was the sort of mandate that only Satoshi or what USgavin wishes he was could push [04:40]
nubbins` "follow the bit of the crypto coins" [04:40]
nubbins` where do i send my $10k [04:40]
kakobrekla TheNewDeal idk there were several efforts made so far in that direction by various entities and i dont think anything came out of it [04:40]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo well honestly, back around .3.x the atmosphere was quite different. i dunno who or why would not patch when satoshi said patch. [04:41]
TheNewDeal going to need a meme for this. It's not in the logs? [04:41]
mircea_popescu TheNewDeal "this" ? [04:41]
TheNewDeal The pre-log logs [04:42]
mircea_popescu lol [04:42]
TheNewDeal I've been exposed to some [04:42]
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BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well it was still around 10kiloBTC pizza time [04:42]
TheNewDeal someone once sent me a text file of the SD ipo [04:42]
TheNewDeal I believe [04:42]
TheNewDeal but they will remain mythical in my mind [04:42]
mircea_popescu fun times. [04:42]
mircea_popescu thing of it the good way : that much less log to read. [04:43]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00074124 = 1.186 BTC [+] [04:43]
TheNewDeal *back to penance* [04:43]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36500 @ 0.00074106 = 27.0487 BTC [-] {2} [04:44]
* BingoBoingo has but a tiny bit of pre-log logs. [04:44]
* kakobrekla confesses he misses nefario and prolly some others. [04:44]
mircea_popescu **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Thu Apr 12 23:03:54 2012 << my first mention. [04:45]
bounce which miners contain ftdi ? << no idea, but it wouldn't surprise me if the typical USB miner's USB interface is exactly that. then again, maybe best leave that to miner programs. [04:45]
nubbins` http://worstcats.tumblr.com [04:46]
TheNewDeal Chaaaang-Noi / goat never signed up for gpg , aye? [04:46]
bounce also, git allows for generation of patches that're relatively easy to send over a ml then feed'em back to git. [04:46]
TheNewDeal nubbins` not those slimy hippos again [04:46]
nubbins` april 2012, that predates me by maybe 7 months [04:46]
mircea_popescu i was in otc before that. and back in 2011/2012, -otc was pretty much like here. [04:47]
kakobrekla lies [04:47]
mircea_popescu then it... evaporated. [04:47]
nubbins` otc is a ghost town [04:47]
nubbins` like here, but without discussions [04:47]
TheNewDeal lots of trolling tho [04:48]
nubbins` and with noobs asking to buy $10 btc with ppusd [04:48]
mircea_popescu is sturles still in that game ? [04:48]
nubbins` yeah [04:48]
nubbins` still around anyway [04:48]
mircea_popescu incredible, that guy. he's been doing 10bux trades with noobs for what, 3-4 years ? all paypal. he must be married to thiel or something. [04:49]
mircea_popescu no idea how he didn't get his accounts frozen. [04:49]
mircea_popescu ;;rated sturles [04:49]
gribble You rated user sturles on Sat Oct 29 01:49:37 2011, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: coupla deals over pp. [04:49]
mircea_popescu one of the unsung heroes of bitcoin. [04:50]
TheNewDeal nubbins` - cats out of the bag ! http://imgur.com/5T5nXXl [04:50]
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BingoBoingo Hello fivezerotwo [04:57]
fivezerotwo Hello BingoBoingo [04:57]
fivezerotwo ;;isup qntra.net [04:57]
gribble qntra.net is up [04:57]
fivezerotwo Meh, it's generally slow enough to be unusable. [04:58]
BingoBoingo ;;isup Gribble [04:58]
gribble Gribble is up [04:58]
BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [04:58]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 357.5, vol: 22227.78066240 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 355.564, vol: 7662.83937 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 357.89, vol: 37452.28542973 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 357.409811, vol: 67730.70380000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 368.36564, vol: 13.95253549 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 355.7179, vol: 147.48973354 | Volume-weighted last average: 357.452315111 [04:58]
BingoBoingo fivezerotwo: What, do you not like the new favicon? [04:59]
fivezerotwo Oh, nice favicon. [05:00]
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BingoBoingo Thank you. [05:01]
BingoBoingo fivezerotwo: May you pretty please let us become legit News Outlet++ [05:01]
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fivezerotwo Heh. Oh, I have another job now, but I'll be back at Qntra soon (^.^) [05:02]
Apocalyptic fwiw some DNS servers still don't resolve qntra.net, include mine [05:03]
fivezerotwo That's doubtful, perhaps you got banned [05:03]
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Apocalyptic it's really not [05:04]
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BingoBoingo FU ebay and your local pickup only bullshit!!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-19-SGI-Silicon-Graphics-XYR-Servers-and-Storage-Chassis-Units-Altix-Onyx/311115009699?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D26942%26meid%3D26c12aa8df564c9292af44d0b8622bc1%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D11184%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D161451319162 [05:06]
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BingoBoingo Oh reddit agrees with mircea_popescu now, kind of https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2k3jpe/lets_not_be_dicks_to_victims_of_bitcoin_theft/clhzgbd [05:13]
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kakobrekla >Amen to that, entirely too many assholes in the cryptosphere these days. The entry barrier is no longer access to coins, or ability to mine. It is being able to deal with all the children and pricks that think they know it all and that their ideology are law. [05:15]
kakobrekla lol [05:15]
mircea_popescu jesus that lansky fellow is one boring fuck. [05:15]
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mircea_popescu i've had him shadowed for months now, he's not done anything. i don't even mean anything indictable, he's not done anything AT ALL [05:16]
mircea_popescu how can these dorks live like that. [05:16]
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mircea_popescu Apocalyptic what does it say ? [05:17]
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Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, can't resolve host, as you can see in https://www.whatsmydns.net/#A/qntra.net , some DNS servers all around still didn't catch up [05:18]
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Apocalyptic not a really big deal [05:18]
mircea_popescu australia mostly huh. [05:19]
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Apocalyptic western europe too, (the nodes are chosen randomly so we don't have the same ones probably) [05:20]
asciilifeform !s lansky [05:20]
assbot : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=lansky [05:20]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform lawsky i mean. the ny derp. [05:20]
asciilifeform aha [05:20]
Apocalyptic but yeah Aus is pretty bad too [05:20]
mircea_popescu i suppose the soa cache is the culprit. [05:23]
mircea_popescu URL tested: http://qntra.net Test performed from: New York, NY Test performed at: 2014-10-24 02:21:20 (GMT +00:00) Resolved As: 23.235.236.98 Status: OK Response Time: 0.604 sec DNS: 0.241 sec Connect: 0.091 sec Redirect: 0.000 sec First byte: 0.091 sec Last byte: 0.181 sec Size: 35273 bytes [05:24]
mircea_popescu i dun see the problem, most of the internet takes more than a second [05:24]
BingoBoingo soa = School of Ass??? [05:24]
mircea_popescu http://gtmetrix.com/reports/qntra.net/gOCNpLYe 99% 97% w/e that means. [05:25]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo state of authority record [05:25]
mircea_popescu start* [05:25]
mircea_popescu http://www.webpagetest.org/result/141024_34_5MM/ << also comes out good [05:26]
mircea_popescu no idea what the 502 guy is about. [05:26]
asciilifeform http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=assbot&sign=ANY&type=RECV << never authed? [05:26]
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asciilifeform am i missing something [05:26]
nubbins` ;;google scissorfight planet of ass [05:26]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform why would assbot auth anyway ? [05:27]
asciilifeform damned if i know [05:28]
nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/G8DdQpS.jpg [05:29]
BingoBoingo %p [05:30]
atcbot >> No data returned from CoinMiner.net << [PityThePool Hashrate]: 513.11 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.73 TH/s [P2P Hashrate]: 0.00 TH/s [05:30]
kakobrekla asciilifeform iirc last gribble auth was when nicks were changed, it does auth to nickserv though [05:31]
asciilifeform aha [05:31]
kakobrekla keeping the key on the server would defeat the purpose of key? [05:31]
asciilifeform who said to keep it there, lol [05:31]
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asciilifeform *contemplating [05:32]
mircea_popescu undiscovered ? [05:33]
asciilifeform undiscovered enough to fuck with some heads [05:33]
mircea_popescu like how'd it go ? [05:34]
BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Well kakobrekla just did heart surgery... [05:34]
* asciilifeform if knew - would demonstrate now [05:34]
mircea_popescu i guess we find out. [05:35]
kakobrekla speaking of assbot, just pushed a patch and going for reset [05:36]
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kakobrekla !s lansky [05:39]
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kakobrekla lol [05:39]
mircea_popescu success ? [05:41]
nubbins` i vaguely remember an off-color joke about a man named cess [05:42]
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decimation asciilifeform: that ftdi thing is evil [05:42]
asciilifeform decimation: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-10-2014#889092 [05:44]
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kakobrekla !s lansky [05:44]
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kakobrekla aha [05:44]
asciilifeform let's fire that again: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-10-2014#889092 [05:45]
assbot Logged on 22-10-2014 22:05:36; asciilifeform: http://zeptobars.ru/en/read/FTDI-FT232RL-real-vs-fake-supereal << entirely different silicon. from this we learn!! that a) they copied it because usb id is charged for by rent-seeking scumz0rs b) winblows includes ftdi driver already. relationship with microshit. so chinese were forced into this. [05:45]
decimation sigh log is down [05:45]
kakobrekla use mirror [05:45]
decimation yeah I did. is it being ddosed? [05:45]
asciilifeform re: ftdi, microshit, usb phoundation: [05:46]
asciilifeform !s the air seller [05:46]
assbot 4 results for 'the air seller' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=the+air+seller [05:46]
kakobrekla yeah, say thanks to somenumberasletters guy [05:46]
decimation wait, so if windows includes driver, this will only hurt those who use an 'aftermarket' driver? [05:46]
decimation or did this get pushed in a windows update? [05:47]
asciilifeform decimation: traditional ftdi chip, for no particularly good reason, is reflashable in-band. [05:47]
decimation yeah, most usb turds seem to be [05:47]
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asciilifeform and, afaik, no wp pin on any of them [05:47]
asciilifeform Because It Would Be Wrong (TM) [05:47]
decimation or 'fuse' [05:47]
decimation wait, why would it be wrong to put a wp pin? [05:48]
joecool is cardano project still active? [05:48]
BingoBoingo kakobrekla: By thanks you mean make sausage of? [05:48]
asciilifeform joecool: yes. [05:48]
asciilifeform joecool: see mircea_popescu's site for monthly reports. [05:48]
decimation like, it would be unflashable by idiots? [05:48]
mircea_popescu ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com [05:48]
gribble log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up [05:48]
joecool asciilifeform: thanks [05:48]
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kakobrekla BingoBoingo the letters are right next to each other. [05:48]
mircea_popescu decimation how is it down ? [05:48]
decimation I can't get to it [05:48]
decimation lemme check why [05:48]
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asciilifeform decimation: if the chinese had simply copied the die, as folks often do, the vulnerability would be no surprise. but instead they reimplemented the thing bug-for-bug. [05:49]
asciilifeform from scratch. [05:49]
decimation I can't ping it, it resolves to 178.62.254.13 [05:49]
mircea_popescu joecool yeah. http://trilema.com/category/snsa/ [05:49]
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asciilifeform simple enough best, so there was no real need to make electron micrograph and laboriously reverse the mask [05:49]
decimation asciilifeform: lol [05:49]
decimation so they exploited their own bugs? [05:49]
asciilifeform they simply took the spec & reimplemented. [05:49]
BingoBoingo http://moderncuriosity.com/images/ohullothere.gif [05:49]
mircea_popescu decimation that's fucking weird. [05:49]
asciilifeform decimation: they exploited their own 'don't care' bits. [05:50]
decimation asciilifeform: if it's an exact duplicate, how do they differentiate it from legit chips? [05:51]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform from wqhat i understand the problem is that they didn';t copy bug for bug. in that they write even bits, the original does not [05:51]
BingoBoingo decimation: None of the clones are actual duplicates, they just "borrow" scarce usb id number [05:52]
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decimation ah I see [05:52]
BingoBoingo decimation: Not even a real counterfeit problem so much as not enough ID numbers problem [05:52]
mircea_popescu this is a case of, broken implementation uses its own brokenness to deny things to better competitors [05:52]
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decimation but presumably the reimplemented devices are 'close enough' for the standard ftdi driver to work? [05:53]
mircea_popescu decimation the original only writes bytes in pair. sane implementation write bytes as presented [05:53]
mircea_popescu thus the hack makes the sane implementation null itself and fixes the checksum too, while the original ignores both operations because not two bytes involved. [05:54]
decimation it certainly seems to me that any owner of the chinese copies has a good basis for a lawsuit [05:54]
mircea_popescu what, "unauthorised access to a computer system" ? [05:55]
decimation exactly [05:55]
mircea_popescu that's like "wmd"s and "terrorism". can only be used one way. [05:55]
mircea_popescu tho a high court of justice held in serbia, hanging bush jr and co would be a fun sight. [05:55]
decimation did you guys see the uk law idea balloon? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/22/serious_crime_bill_computer_misuse_national_security_life_in_prison/ [05:56]
decimation I assume that's the phrase you were referencing mircea [05:57]
mircea_popescu the uk is such a lulzfest by now. [05:57]
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decimation yeah it's more american than the us [05:58]
mircea_popescu the cheek of them fuckers, anyway. so wait, governments hacking individual phones is a ok, individuals exposing the lies of governments is life in prison ? [06:00]
mircea_popescu how about fuck you, rogue state ? [06:00]
decimation yeah, that's over the top [06:00]
mircea_popescu the only crime is working for a government. [06:00]
decimation I can't see how normal people see this anything other than bureaucrats covering themselves, rather than doing anything in 'the people's' interest [06:01]
mircea_popescu murder is not in and of itself comparable. neither is rape. certainly not theft. [06:01]
decimation so why isn't ftdi management going to jail [06:01]
mircea_popescu right. [06:01]
decimation I guess the important part is that bureaucrats keep their jobs, not that owners keep their property [06:02]
mircea_popescu there's no way out, the "western world" must burn. [06:02]
mircea_popescu and that specifically includes "the countries", ie, governments and their minions. it doth not include "the people" as such. [06:03]
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TomServo u [06:08]
joecool no u [06:09]
mircea_popescu &urmom [06:09]
gribble Error: "urmom" is not a valid command. [06:09]
decimation last night it occured to me - what if someone took over a botnet and then used it to - create bitcoin nodes [06:11]
asciilifeform again, the whole ftdi boobytrap - just another little proggy for microshit virus os. [06:11]
asciilifeform decimation: what, precisely, would this accomplish? [06:11]
decimation that little scoreboard page could register your custom string :) [06:11]
asciilifeform speaking of which. [06:12]
asciilifeform someone wants to suggest string? [06:12]
decimation well, I like the idea of taking back 'bitcoin foundation', but I find it likely to confuse [06:12]
asciilifeform who exactly is part of this perverse digression anyway [06:12]
decimation I might contribute a patch or two if the ball is rolling [06:14]
joecool woah i just had a DoD ip try to get into my gmail [06:14]
joecool 33.40.41.69 < [06:14]
asciilifeform tripped the alarm? [06:15]
joecool i guess [06:15]
joecool yeah "suspicious sign in prevented" [06:15]
decimation might have been a misconfigured router somewhere [06:15]
mircea_popescu now im curious [06:15]
asciilifeform chumpnet node, snore [06:16]
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asciilifeform I find it likely to confuse << who said to call it a phoundation? [06:21]
asciilifeform and is there a name, anyway? [06:22]
mircea_popescu moreover, there's good confusion and bad confusion. [06:22]
mircea_popescu like for instance, when a 16 yo gets her first boyfriend, who is an alcoholic shithead, [06:22]
mircea_popescu and then they finally break up and the sane 2nd guy calls himself ALSO a boyfriend [06:22]
mircea_popescu the confusion thus created is positive. it's the confusion that precedes the move from sheer idiocy to sanity. [06:23]
mircea_popescu so in this sense, creating confusion with the current bitcoin foundation is the best thing that can happen, short of the entire group of shitheads spontaenously combusting in a flame of shit. [06:23]
asciilifeform eh, this is like jamming radio [06:23]
asciilifeform shouting contest [06:23]
mircea_popescu exactly. [06:23]
asciilifeform how is this a good thing ? [06:24]
mircea_popescu the idea is for people to be able to go "i support the bitcoin foundation" and for derps to go oh, this thing ? and for people to lol superiorly at their cluelessness. [06:24]
mircea_popescu this is how derps learn. by finding themselves in a situation where the people they aim to impress laugh at their cluelessness. [06:25]
mircea_popescu without this, they have no motivation. [06:25]
asciilifeform so are we going for an avignon papacy ? [06:25]
mircea_popescu no, we are going for the roman papacy. [06:26]
mircea_popescu this current avignon bullshit has run its course. [06:26]
asciilifeform there's a fat arse parked at rome already [06:26]
asciilifeform how to dislodge? [06:26]
mircea_popescu personally, i dun see it. [06:27]
decimation generally this takes a french army [06:27]
mircea_popescu the rest is just claims. people can claim whatever they like. [06:27]
BingoBoingo Pope on a rope? [06:29]
asciilifeform rope-a-pope. [06:29]
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mircea_popescu myeah. ty. [06:34]
TheNewDeal ;;gpg info creativex [06:37]
gribble No such user registered. [06:37]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the name collision gambit - how far to take it? are we to carry on the entire papal court thing? [06:41]
mircea_popescu how do you mean ? [06:41]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that is, the ridiculous meatspace org thing [06:41]
decimation copyrast lol http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/24/remember_aereo_no_well_its_pretty_much_dead_now/ [06:41]
asciilifeform the current phoundation rolls in coin of mysterious (or not-so-mysterious) origin, this powers a certain amount of 'loud shout' idiocy [06:42]
decimation I'm not sure they are worth the dignifying with targeting [06:42]
mircea_popescu i personally don't give a shit. my thinking is, if im making a backloading hoe, i shall name my backloading hoe a backloading hoe. sure, someone may or may not exist figuring his hoe is THE backloading hoe. this does not interest me. if he has already built a "backhoe loading palace" or not, if and when i feel like building a backhoe loading palace, i shall call it... guess ? [06:42]
TheNewDeal did anyone else (like goat or theymos) get in trouble a la http://bitbet.us/bet/486/james-gibson-aka-gigavps-to-be-named-as/ ? [06:42]
mircea_popescu the only way to avoid this is being in my wot. which the derps in question are not. so therefore they do not exist. [06:42]
mircea_popescu ;;google trilema nefario, theymos, others known and unknown [06:43]
gribble Scammer tag : Nefario, theymos, others known and unknown - Trilema: ; Octombrie 2012 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: ; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: [06:43]
asciilifeform !s the problem of enforcement [06:45]
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TheNewDeal mp, was that a response to my 'spergily timed question? [06:45]
mircea_popescu TheNewDeal yeah ? [06:45]
asciilifeform who, if anyone, owns the meatspace trademarks anyway ? [06:46]
TheNewDeal gracias [06:46]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform believe it or not... mtgox! [06:46]
asciilifeform lol! [06:46]
mircea_popescu bewcause the fucktards in question decided it's best to give it to a "safe company" [06:46]
* asciilifeform somehow misses this [06:46]
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mircea_popescu i even said in the log, a year or so ago, now it will be bought off a bankruptcy auction [06:47]
mircea_popescu herpy-derp and a bottle of cum. [06:47]
asciilifeform that'll be the day. [06:47]
mircea_popescu yeah, that'll be the day trademark enforceability ends. [06:47]
decimation asciilifeform: no one ones "bitcon foundation" [06:47]
mircea_popescu decimation you can't register X "foundation" aganst the owner of X. [06:47]
decimation but I think a trademark must be used.. in trade [06:47]
decimation yeah, it would probably be a court case [06:48]
decimation if one lawyered carefully, one could make annoying [06:48]
thestringpuller http://trilema.com/2012/security-comparison-of-bitcoin-denominated-instruments-exchanges/ << lol [06:48]
mircea_popescu back in 2012 huh. [06:48]
decimation asciilifeform: I suggest 'xbtd' [06:49]
asciilifeform barf [06:49]
decimation heh [06:49]
decimation it probably collides anyway [06:50]
TheNewDeal ok I understand James McCarthy took the hit for glbse, and got banished to his parents basement for eternity [06:51]
TheNewDeal and a scammer tag or two was handed out [06:51]
TheNewDeal but did anyone go to jail, get fined by sec, etc? [06:51]
thestringpuller ;;gettrust Nefario [06:51]
gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Nefario: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -1 via 4 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Nefario | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Nefario | Rated since: Tue Jul 12 22:55:49 2011 [06:51]
TheNewDeal ;;gpg info Nefario [06:51]
gribble User 'nefario', with keyid 28DD49E2A68F4B7C, fingerprint 03B47461C1E526576917215728DD49E2A68F4B7C, and bitcoin address None, registered on Tue Jul 12 02:17:47 2011, last authed on Thu Sep 27 07:05:00 2012. http://b-otc.com/vg?nick=nefario . Currently not authenticated. [06:51]
asciilifeform TheNewDeal: glbse was 'yi yi zhi yi' and therefore legally untouchable. [06:51]
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asciilifeform !s yi yi zhi yi [06:52]
assbot 6 results for 'yi yi zhi yi' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=yi+yi+zhi+yi [06:52]
TheNewDeal in a very straight line? [06:52]
asciilifeform no. [06:53]
thestringpuller running through a WoT graph [06:53]
thestringpuller and wow some of the names that pop up when you go back in time [06:53]
* asciilifeform did not invent pinyin, is not to blame for it [06:53]
asciilifeform or wait, what [06:53]
TheNewDeal I see the reference now - control the barbarians using barbarians [06:53]
asciilifeform e.g., mtgox [06:54]
thestringpuller PatrickHarnett: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=PatrickHarnett&sign=ANY&type=RECV ; Kludge the banker: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=PatrickHarnett&sign=ANY&type=RECV [06:54]
asciilifeform !s anarchotyranny [06:54]
assbot 0 results for 'anarchotyranny' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=anarchotyranny [06:54]
asciilifeform eh. [06:54]
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TheNewDeal so weird to see stuff like copumpkin giving the guy a 4, then everyone else negrating? [06:54]
TheNewDeal -? [06:54]
TheNewDeal +. [06:55]
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mircea_popescu i doubt copumpkin is keeping much track anymore [06:55]
asciilifeform glbse, mtgox - folks who are doing 'god's work' from usg point of view will not be molested by usg. [06:55]
decimation lol perhaps the name 'gaijin' keeping with the japanese theme [06:55]
asciilifeform (unless they fail to play ball at some point) [06:55]
TheNewDeal but james did get bannished to his childhood bedroom [06:55]
thestringpuller ^- which james? [06:56]
thestringpuller giga? [06:56]
TheNewDeal mccarthy? [06:56]
thestringpuller oh nefario [06:56]
TheNewDeal nefariolol [06:56]
thestringpuller http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=gigavps << anyone know what happened to that guy? [06:57]
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TheNewDeal all the talk about old people and namworld runs off? [06:57]
asciilifeform obligatory - http://www.loper-os.org/?p=939 << my first excretion on the subject, inspired by glbse [06:57]
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decimation asciilifeform: what was the name of that soviet agent who was like 'james bond' [07:01]
asciilifeform ??? [07:01]
TheNewDeal stanislav [07:01]
TheNewDeal I believe [07:01]
decimation I can't find it in the logs, you mentioned him months ago [07:02]
asciilifeform wtf even means 'like james bond'. everyone he fucked died same day? [07:02]
decimation fictional character [07:02]
asciilifeform well certainly [07:02]
decimation as in, pop spy [07:02]
asciilifeform aha [07:02]
asciilifeform stierlitz [07:02]
decimation yeah [07:02]
asciilifeform but not at all like james bond [07:02]
asciilifeform other than being a fictional hero [07:02]
asciilifeform quite the polar opposite, in most ways [07:02]
asciilifeform ;;google seventeen moments of spring [07:03]
gribble Seventeen Moments of Spring - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; 17 Moments of Spring - 1/12 - 1/7 - YouTube: ; Semnadtsat mgnoveniy vesny (TV Mini-Series 1973) - IMDb: [07:03]
TheNewDeal damn ascii, this is a lengthy piece [07:03]
mircea_popescu but did anyone go to jail, get fined by sec, etc? << no. [07:04]
TheNewDeal ;;ticker [07:05]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform> wtf even means 'like james bond'. everyone he fucked died same day? << lmao [07:05]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 352.01, Best ask: 353.34, Bid-ask spread: 1.33000, Last trade: 353.38, 24 hour volume: 25593.98759498, 24 hour low: 344.34, 24 hour high: 380.28, 24 hour vwap: 362.289581503 [07:05]
mircea_popescu "my sperm got is how they invented spermicide, bitch!" [07:05]
mircea_popescu actually that loper-os artic le is how stan ended up on hanbot's list iirc. [07:06]
asciilifeform aha. [07:06]
mircea_popescu ("list of people writing about bitcoin that are not obviously total idiots") [07:06]
thestringpuller asciilifeform: that article is ahead of its time lol [07:08]
thestringpuller good read [07:08]
decimation as I recall, reading about stan's encounter and further correspondence on that post is what interested me in this channel [07:08]
asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/f4TeW4zQ [07:09]
asciilifeform now declassif1ed! [07:09]
thestringpuller "And, what is far sadder, fools invariably show up, ready to part with their Bitcoins on their own free will. They give them up in exchange for promises, backed by nothing at all." << timeless [07:09]
mircea_popescu yeah that sounds about right. [07:10]
* asciilifeform must admit for the record that he did not know about nanotube's 'wot' [07:10]
asciilifeform when wrote that piece. [07:10]
asciilifeform or possibly saw it, and did not digest [07:11]
asciilifeform but did, sadly, actually have the concept in head, and did nothing useful with it [07:11]
asciilifeform !s kyristor [07:11]
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mircea_popescu anyway, this is funny because of all the forum derps going "oh, mpoe-pr hates everything!!1" [07:12]
mircea_popescu yeah, like that asshole teacher that flunks the entire class, which is unfair, because THE ENTIRE CLASS [07:12]
asciilifeform 'entire cl455! except for those bozos who cheated by studying' [07:13]
decimation being an asshole is bad pr in the short run, but it's great for making history in the long run (if you are right) [07:13]
mircea_popescu that's the immortal gambit, isn't it. [07:13]
thestringpuller mpoe-pr was more of a public service [07:16]
thestringpuller paid to by mp to educate the masses [07:16]
* asciilifeform misses the mpoepr essays [07:17]
thestringpuller MPOE-PSA [07:17]
BingoBoingo So is Thermos still holding GLBSE asset lists hostage? [07:18]
mircea_popescu yeah but the woman was slowly going insane. and really, today's poor aren't actually worth it. [07:18]
mircea_popescu two years ago it was a different story. [07:18]
thestringpuller BingoBoingo: I think issuers got their lists [07:19]
TheNewDeal where can one get a hold of said mpoe-pr eas [07:19]
TheNewDeal essays* [07:19]
thestringpuller bitcointa.lk [07:19]
BingoBoingo bitcointa.lk seems to have stopped keeping up [07:20]
thestringpuller TheNewDeal: https://bitcointa.lk/threads/so-you-think-youre-going-to-start-a-bitcoin-business-right.73270/ << that's a good one [07:20]
TheNewDeal read that one a handful of times [07:21]
TheNewDeal thought that was MP for some reason... [07:21]
* asciilifeform read them all many times [07:21]
asciilifeform and the immortal... [07:21]
asciilifeform !s shall be delivered [07:21]
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BingoBoingo yeah but the woman was slowly going insane. and really, today's poor aren't actually worth it. << Also the part where you stick by saying cares about that venue are over has its own value [07:21]
mircea_popescu i didn't parse that. [07:21]
mircea_popescu anyway, basically she's a naggum without the ulcer. [07:22]
mircea_popescu (did get gastritis tho) [07:22]
BingoBoingo Eh, when you write off a venue like bitcointalk as worthless, best to stand by that decision unless something material about the venue changes for the better. [07:24]
mircea_popescu and perhaps 5k posts or so, i forget the exact count, is not quite equal to that guy's usenet count. [07:24]
thestringpuller http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x73/_tarel_/1206481667896.gif [07:24]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo a, yeah, that ain't happening. [07:24]
BingoBoingo Well not with Thermos for sure, probably not with his successor [07:24]
thestringpuller yet bitcointalk keeps getting donations [07:25]
Apocalyptic what's Hannah's blog address btw ? [07:25]
thestringpuller http://thewhet.net [07:25]
Apocalyptic thank you [07:25]
mircea_popescu re-reading that, incredible how little has changed since Nov 15, 2012. "get in the wot, read the logs" [07:26]
thestringpuller 6 months thing hasn't changed either [07:26]
decimation fyi there's an increased chance of a severe geomagnetic storm happening in the next week or two [07:27]
Apocalyptic 6 months thing hasn't changed either // should be 12 maybe [07:28]
asciilifeform when i read 'shall be delivered', i knew virtually nothing about the author -- but instant respect, of the deepest kind. [07:28]
asciilifeform respect as in 'i wish this person to do the privilege of being my kaishakunin.' [07:28]
asciilifeform ;;ud kaishakunin [07:29]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kaishakunin&defid=1111214 | Samurai Who Performs Kaishaku During Seppuku. The Kaishakunin Used A Katana Known As A Dotanuki. [07:29]
decimation he's the guy who witnesses right? [07:29]
asciilifeform not only witnesses. [07:29]
BingoBoingo 6 months thing hasn't changed either // should be 12 maybe << Nah it is the same six months, test is picking the right 6 [07:29]
mircea_popescu ^ [07:30]
mircea_popescu i like this right 6 theory [07:30]
decimation we are all in the same big zone together, might as well let the string be 'zekd' [07:31]
mircea_popescu "master, how to learn dao ?" "read a coupla lines on it" "which ones ?" "yes" [07:31]
thestringpuller Who is inaba again? [07:31]
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asciilifeform as i understand, one's kaishakunin would typically be a respected teacher, who approves of you enough to take the risk of embarrassing himself by chopping incorrectly. [07:31]
Apocalyptic so it's either the noob gets the 6 right or gets only a subset, if the cardinal of this subset is low enough it doesn't help in any way [07:31]
thestringpuller "My point was that I have run and continue to run successful business(s) on the Bitcoin platform and yet somehow I've managed to do this without WOT... again shooting your theory to hell and gone." << Don't know what businesses he is talking about. [07:31]
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mircea_popescu thestringpuller "we". [07:32]
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mircea_popescu !up eth3 [07:32]
-assbot- You voiced eth3 for 30 minutes. [07:32]
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mircea_popescu ennumeration! [07:32]
decimation !s eth2 [07:32]
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eth3 hi [07:32]
eth3 heh had to change nicks to get in mintpal's channel [07:32]
eth3 moolah didn't like being called out on his scam [07:32]
mircea_popescu i thought you were just fighting systemv [07:32]
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eth3 nah just snooping over there see if there was any action ;p [07:33]
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decimation asciilifeform: I booted rhel7 today to find out what lennart has been up to [07:33]
decimation it's been 'chromed', looks like lame osx [07:34]
decimation even the server version [07:34]
mircea_popescu anyway, inaba is the original bfl forum shill / organiser of the original "bfl will deliver" scambets. [07:34]
BingoBoingo thestringpuller: Inaba is BFL-PR [07:34]
thestringpuller "You hold up MPEx and Satoshi Dice as successful businesses, and give them valuation in the millions of dollars. I mean, seriously, what is there to argue? I've already provided you evidence and reasons as to why the utter nonsense you're claiming is evidence for your arguments is false and you just keep providing the same nonsensical arguments over and over. BFL has sold tons of hardware, that is verifiable proo [07:34]
thestringpuller " [07:34]
thestringpuller ^- wow it's just funny to read this stuff now. [07:34]
mircea_popescu he's got a legitimate business trading ciggs for socks and sweaters in jail now or what. [07:34]
asciilifeform trading something else. [07:35]
decimation no cigs aren't allowed anymore I think [07:35]
decimation they trade tins of sardines [07:35]
* BingoBoingo still feels warm fuzzies about winning the S.BBET over S.DICE bet win [07:35]
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mircea_popescu o right it was herring [07:36]
decimation http://online.wsj.com/articles/SB122290720439096481 [07:36]
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decimation "There's been a mackerel economy in federal prisons since about 2004, former inmates and some prison consultants say. That's when federal prisons prohibited smoking and, by default, the cigarette pack, which was the earlier gold standard." [07:36]
thestringpuller BFL hadn't even delivered at that point, those sales were just "preorders". Geeze. [07:36]
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* asciilifeform when read about this for the first time, wondered if some 'lifer' inmate will file a 'cruel and unusual punishment' claim against the u.s. department of prisons for potentially extending his lifespan and thus adding years to his sentence without a judge's say-so [07:39]
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decimation lol asciilifeform that's a good point [07:39]
mircea_popescu interesting argument [07:39]
mircea_popescu may even get to scotus [07:40]
asciilifeform lol [07:40]
mircea_popescu they recently heard a case about fucking beards. [07:40]
decimation yeah they decide hard-hitting cases like that these days [07:40]
TheNewDeal beard fucking? [07:40]
asciilifeform except that one must appreciate the kind of monsters methodist/puritans are. e.g., not only are various measures taken to prevent inmates from offing themselves, but those condemned to death are on 24/7 'suicide watch'. [07:40]
TheNewDeal ;;google beard fucking scotus [07:41]
gribble Sadly, No! » Fuck the Fucking Supreme Court: ; This Better Not Be the Beginning of the End for Beards - Jezebel: ; Supreme Court Facial Hair | Josh Blackman's Blog: [07:41]
asciilifeform lest they deprive the crown of its entertainment. [07:41]
decimation scotus is so frightened of making another 'roe v wade' and thus lose their 'prestige' [07:41]
decimation that they have neutered themselves from making any decisions [07:41]
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decimation and will thus fade into irrelevance like the president and congress [07:41]
mircea_popescu the president can't fade into irrelevance. [07:43]
decimation well, there's no doubt that there's a megaphone attached to his lips, but what does he actually say anymore? [07:43]
BingoBoingo Ebama simply summons Obola to crush dissent [07:44]
mircea_popescu the content ain't that important. [07:44]
decimation asciilifeform: maybe as a mercy gesture the prisons stock high-mercury mackerel [07:44]
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BingoBoingo asciilifeform: maybe as a mercy gesture the prisons stock high-mercury mackerel << Heavy metal poisoning is slow [07:45]
decimation perhaps the presidency will slowly transform into 'the official scapegoat' [07:45]
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mircea_popescu seems dubious, but maybe. [07:45]
asciilifeform ze fuhrer says through his megaphone - whatever he is asked to say. for example, '38400 baud.' >> http://imgur.com/a/oZSiI [07:45]
asciilifeform 'At the 1980 Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech. "O!"—applause. "O!"—an ovation. "O!!!"—the whole audience stands up and applauds. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, "Leonid Ilyich, those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"' [07:46]
decimation one of the few unifying opinions in the us today is 'the politicians suck' [07:47]
decimation a fact highlighted daily by bureaucrats and their media minions [07:47]
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mircea_popescu by the way, is yarvin still writing or lives in memory only ? [07:49]
asciilifeform ask him [07:49]
decimation he put a post up a few months ago that kinda ended it [07:49]
asciilifeform http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2014/08/hiatus.html [07:49]
assbot Unqualified Reservations: Hiatus [07:49]
decimation he's apparently gotten himself roped into the silly-con valley circus (again) [07:50]
mircea_popescu aha [07:50]
decimation I think urbit is still around [07:50]
decimation maybe they are in 'stealth mode' [07:50]
asciilifeform searched using google, for 'urbit', via a few proxies, cookieless browser - and discovered that... [07:51]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo's 'review' - and mine - are on front page. [07:51]
decimation lol [07:51]
decimation I'm sure when they are done with 'stealth mode' urbit will be awesome ;) [07:52]
mircea_popescu http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/22/facebook_uk_2013_accounts_corporation_tax/ [07:52]
assbot Facebook pays INFINITELY MORE UK corp tax than in 2012 The Register [07:52]
* BingoBoingo was probably the least technical person to compel Urbit to the gallows [07:52]
asciilifeform i'm also still, for some reason, on their mailing list, and mostly nothing has happened there in a while [07:52]
asciilifeform doesn't mean mr mold isn't grinding away in his cellar again like before. [07:52]
asciilifeform but, stopped posting, it seems. [07:52]
decimation probably with mr. theil's cash [07:52]
asciilifeform no secret, this [07:52]
asciilifeform unless he's blown it on 'paid best friends' [07:53]
decimation eh, he can probably gain a small staff of unpaid 'interns' [07:53]
asciilifeform i'm sorta glad he did the escapade, because those were the easiest four-and-half btc i ever made [07:54]
decimation heh. I just got a destroyer, and after rebuilding the code about 5 times I said 'fuck this' [07:54]
decimation plus, the intentionally annoying 'language' [07:55]
asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1352 [07:55]
assbot Loper OS » Dukedom for Sale. [07:55]
decimation having to learn runes to read beowulf is one thing, acting as some weirdo's bitch is another [07:55]
asciilifeform decimation: actually i must disagree. i followed mr mold's project since the day i ferreted out the semi-public dump where he kept it [07:56]
asciilifeform decimation: i'm willing to believe him where he swore to me that he never learned 'haskell', 'ml', or the like. [07:57]
asciilifeform decimation: but he certainly sat in comp sci grad school long enough to suffer the braindamage which produced those monstrosities [07:57]
asciilifeform until i realized this, following the work was actually enjoyable [07:58]
asciilifeform there was ever the possibility that he - wouldn't - do... well, what he did. [07:58]
BingoBoingo Fucking Jets [07:58]
asciilifeform i eagerly and secretly learned his languages from the scant posted notes and the system sources. [07:59]
asciilifeform there are not so many of us. [08:00]
asciilifeform os crackpots, that is [08:00]
asciilifeform can't set the bozo bit on a fellow so quickly, i thought, esp. one who somehow begged/borrowed/stole enough free time to actually achieve something tangible [08:00]
* BingoBoingo thinks TempleOS guy is best OS crackpot guy of the crowd shipping nao [08:00]
asciilifeform when mr mold posted a begging box some years ago (prior to public urbit) - i gave... [08:01]
asciilifeform (his 'fuckyoumoney' was, he said, actually just 'temporarily fuckyou' and had run through. his dependopotamus had birthed.) [08:01]
mircea_popescu ahahhah "temporary fuck you" [08:02]
* mircea_popescu boggles [08:02]
BingoBoingo ^ mircea_popescu contemplating Usian contempt for fertile women [08:02]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2010/01/mencius-moldbug-babysitting-fund.html [08:02]
assbot Unqualified Reservations: The Mencius Moldbug Babysitting Fund [08:02]
decimation asciilifeform: I also gave a couple btc to his pot [08:03]
mircea_popescu is this like "i don't eat anything for as many as 20 hours a day, so i'm therefore anorexic" ? [08:03]
decimation I don't disagree with your assessment, it just makes me feel weird to try to learn something that's so esoteric [08:03]
mircea_popescu i mean the temporary fuck you is the exact definition of the non-fuck you [08:03]
asciilifeform he had, according to his confession at least, what turned out to be a battery rather than a perpetuum mobile. [08:03]
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decimation asciilifeform: yeah I was disappointed when he cut off blogging after I gave [08:04]
asciilifeform same [08:04]
mircea_popescu now that happens [08:04]
asciilifeform though he did specify 'i won't promise to do anything interesting now' [08:04]
asciilifeform sorta admited that he was spent [08:04]
decimation he might have had the unwashed masses who followed him 'go to his head' [08:04]
asciilifeform 'plan was to make some money in Silicon Valley and then retire as an independent scholar...' << notice, mr mold also didn't much care for arbeit macht frei. [08:06]
decimation asciilifeform: I was thinking about this today, you are right. it's fantastically expensive to feed and house yourself in the us, especially with dependents [08:06]
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mircea_popescu i have no idea how well it applies, but i have seen this "independently wealthy" affectation too often to count, both online and off. it is usually the carpace of the shy, socialy awkward, intelligent young male. [08:07]
BingoBoingo decimation: Only if you stay in income trapzors [08:07]
mircea_popescu pretty much every whore i ever talked to readily identifies it in the field as mere pretense. [08:07]
asciilifeform and woe be unto you if you have some calling that is more costly than watching tv. [08:07]
decimation BingoBoingo: like, live off of usg welfare checks? [08:07]
mircea_popescu plenty of blogs start on that basis, which assuages the author's mindvoices long enough to write something [08:07]
mircea_popescu then as a sense of familiarity develops, more of truth can be let out. [08:08]
asciilifeform usg welfare << terry davis! [08:08]
BingoBoingo decimation: No, like somewhere rent is $300/month instead of $maxint/month [08:08]
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decimation To me "independently wealthy" implies owning a revenue stream that is sufficient for a reasonable standard of living, plus cushion [08:08]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i guess it depends on whether decimation means by dependents any 16 yo kids like in the youtube vid. [08:08]
decimation heh no mine are very young [08:08]
BingoBoingo Ah, $maxint child induced damage [08:08]
BingoBoingo Seriously thoug Ohio is a place. The20YearIRCloud does well renting mud huts in the wastes of Ohio [08:09]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: "independently wealthy" affectation too often to count << not hard to tell the fake perpetuum mobile - it sorta grinds to a halt at some point... [08:09]
decimation right, but then I wouingld have to drive an hour to do... anyth [08:09]
mircea_popescu i'd rather raise children in chiapas than ohio. [08:09]
asciilifeform what does it cost in ohio to get 1Gb/s fiber? [08:10]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13197 @ 0.00074258 = 9.7998 BTC [+] [08:11]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform why do you need 1gb/s ? [08:11]
asciilifeform how many volumes in ru or de in the topology section of the largest academic library in ohio? [08:11]
mircea_popescu decimation owning "revenue streams" is not so unlike owning women, the original... stream. [08:11]
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asciilifeform what does it cost to take next-day delivery of a crate of taiwanese FETs in rural (cheap) ohio? [08:11]
asciilifeform etc [08:12]
decimation asciilifeform: there's this guy in akron who is trying to run a 'startup' https://tiny-circuits.com/blog/ [08:12]
assbot TinyCircuits Blog [08:12]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i don't imagine post charges differently ?! [08:12]
decimation he can rent industrial space for cheap [08:12]
decimation can't hire anybody [08:12]
decimation yeah ascii I bet it's cheaper to ship there than to dc [08:12]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: u.s. post is worthless. private carriers will only deliver to reasonably large population centers, at least given normal 'human' (vs courier, $maxint) service. [08:13]
BingoBoingo how many volumes in ru or de in the topology section of the largest academic library in ohio? << At OSU prolly a lot and you can walk them out the door forever [08:13]
decimation I bet the ohio state university library is as good or better than maryland, but it's also not near any cheap housing [08:13]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno, man. fedex delivered to timisoara nad to luxor [08:13]
mircea_popescu both in the 100k range, nowhere. [08:13]
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mircea_popescu akron is what, 1mn ? 2mn ? [08:13]
decimation 200k [08:14]
mircea_popescu well in that sense boston is 50k lol. [08:14]
mircea_popescu 200k + 700k [08:14]
asciilifeform at any rate, darkest ohio is a paltry 1-2x cheaper than where i am. [08:15]
* fluffypony stretches [08:15]
BingoBoingo I mean even if must live in the bay area, Oakland is a place... [08:15]
decimation asciilifeform: yeah that's the problem [08:15]
decimation you can rent an apartment for 1k instead of 2k [08:15]
* asciilifeform no longer fits in a flat [08:16]
BingoBoingo I have never spent 4 digit integer dollars on apartment. [08:16]
decimation asciilifeform: has your landlord bothered you about your various 'hobbies' [08:16]
asciilifeform decimation: he lives in ca. [08:16]
decimation the problem with renting homes in the us is that 99.99% of the 'landlords' are just some other chump with the mortgage [08:17]
asciilifeform yes, that kind, as i understand [08:17]
asciilifeform not a pro, owns just this one bldg [08:17]
decimation the general business strategy is to spend nothing on maintenance and maximize rent [08:17]
asciilifeform amortizes all maintenance using insurance co. [08:17]
decimation which is why renting is not a thing for most folks [08:17]
decimation lol like he files claims? [08:17]
asciilifeform right [08:17]
asciilifeform this is SOP apparently [08:18]
decimation I thought insurance companies drop you like a hot potato if you pull that [08:18]
asciilifeform so long as it's, e.g., new refrigerator every 15 yrs and not 15 months [08:18]
decimation the reason why this works out (even if the guy is losing money) is that real estate is favored by usg tax code [08:19]
asciilifeform at any rate, no sc4mz0r, he, i've no complaints. house does exactly what was printed on the tin. [08:19]
decimation one can depreciate the house to $0 over 30 years [08:19]
asciilifeform yes [08:19]
decimation but it's not just housing, food, petrol, etc, all is priced to essentially rob most of your discretionary income [08:20]
asciilifeform don't forget tax. [08:20]
BingoBoingo one can depreciate the house to $0 over 30 years << One can depreciate house to a liability within a day [08:20]
decimation lol [08:21]
decimation asciilifeform: yeah even with the tax breaks above, a person is going to pay at least 30-40% tax [08:21]
decimation this would have been considered ridiculous even by roman tax farmers [08:22]
asciilifeform roman slaves had more disposable income than most people in usa. [08:22]
asciilifeform more in sense of buying power [08:23]
decimation most of that tax is paid by kulaks, to fund programs that assault their dignity and liberty [08:23]
decimation http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_26742711/did-diversity-miss-train-union-stations-architecture << semi-related [08:25]
assbot Did diversity miss the train in Union Station's architecture? - The Denver Post [08:25]
decimation apparently the boring train station that hosts successful business is 'racist', because it doesn't have an african corner or something [08:26]
* BingoBoingo sometimes forgets abused Usians aspire towards more than 200 square feet and a flush toilet in their residence [08:26]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: some aspire to, e.g., electron microscope, or six-axis vertical mill, or ion beam workstation. [08:30]
asciilifeform other - healthier folks - to bathtub for burial in cocaine. [08:30]
BingoBoingo This is true [08:30]
asciilifeform but the real treasure - unlimited free time - makes ion beam workstation look like a 'dollar store' souvenir. [08:31]
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decimation guten morgen [08:32]
decimation !up smidge [08:32]
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decimation asciilifeform: even though hardly anyone is involved in producing food, we are still not free from wage-bondage [08:33]
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asciilifeform http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sdKX5Hq8cnk/SZVX52DsPoI/AAAAAAAAAOM/eE5uWEMVxNM/s400/2008_slumdog.jpg [08:34]
asciilifeform decimation: arbeit macht frei! [08:34]
decimation the uncertain money supply contributes to over-bidding of assets [08:35]
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decimation heh stierlitz is available with english subtitles on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIzOma9Pyv8 [08:37]
assbot 17 Moments of Spring - 1/12 - 1/7 - YouTube [08:37]
asciilifeform yes. [08:38]
* asciilifeform has not read the subs, not sure about quality of translation [08:39]
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asciilifeform decimation: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/9/4/170494.jpg?v=1 [08:56]
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cazalla mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/01.jpg << me thinks is is like too fucking much to scrool through. but anyway. <<< it is but i'd rather scroll 10 images than click 10, pdf is included anyway :P [09:21]
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mircea_popescu but the real treasure - unlimited free time - makes ion beam workstation look like a 'dollar store' souvenir. << meanwhile i've spent my unlimited free time of today watching old sexploitation movies to the intellectual exhaustion of the entire company. [10:13]
mircea_popescu it is but i'd rather scroll 10 images than click 10, pdf is included anyway :P << brevity is teh soul of wit and all that. [10:14]
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thestringpuller assbot is dead [10:25]
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cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/10/swedish-enforcement-agency-to-look-if-debtors-own-bitcoin/ [11:44]
assbot Swedish Enforcement Agency To Look If Debtors Own Bitcoin | Qntra.net [11:44]
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RagnarDanneskjol http://online.wsj.com/articles/u-k-will-have-to-pay-an-extra-2-6-billion-to-eu-budget-1414137927 [11:47]
assbot U.K. Will Have to Pay an Extra $2.6 Billion to EU Budget - WSJ - WSJ [11:47]
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punkman did assbot change how it sends PMs? It keeps opening new windows in my client every time it sends a line. [11:59]
punkman "Eurostat arrived at the €2.1bn figure on the basis of new methods of calculating member states’ GNI since 1995, taking account of previously unreported or under-reported black economy elements, such as drug dealing and consumption or the sex industry." [11:59]
punkman (without paywall http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/23/uk-european-commission-eu-budget-contribution) [11:59]
assbot 404 Page not found [11:59]
punkman I wonder what these eutards are smoking [12:00]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00073878 = 6.3166 BTC [+] [12:14]
mircea_popescu lol and how are they going to do that. [12:21]
mircea_popescu also, http://trilema.com/2014/caged-tit/ [12:21]
assbot Caged Tit pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [12:21]
mircea_popescu punkman basically desperation is what they're smoking. [12:22]
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* Topic for #bitcoin-assets set by kakobrekla!~kako@unaffiliated/kakobrekla at Wed Mar 5 21:58:12 2014 [17:49]
-assbot- Welcome to #bitcoin-assets. To get voice (ie, to be able to speak), first identify with gribble and then send "!up" to assbot in a private message. If you do not have a WoT account, try politely asking one of the voiced people for a temporary pass. [17:49]
mike_c custom code? [17:49]
ziggamon the topup method is for most cases a direct-to-mobile, bitrefill sends a request to the distributor, who then sends a request to the operator, and the user gets a nice sms saying ”your account was topped up” [17:49]
mike_c why did you notice? [17:50]
kakobrekla mike_c still it doesnt make sense [17:50]
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kakobrekla you just make tx larger and next ouputs smaller [17:50]
kakobrekla double fail [17:50]
kakobrekla outputs* [17:50]
mike_c yes, i didn't mean "really good custom code" [17:50]
mike_c somebody had on their ledger two amounts they owed that guy and their code made two outputs in the tx. [17:51]
mike_c although.. that may not be totally retarded. [17:51]
kakobrekla i own the incoming address [17:51]
kakobrekla its not what you describe [17:51]
mike_c do you know who sent it to you? [17:52]
kakobrekla some bit4x user [17:52]
* mircea_popescu is now curious what ppl are discussing, loads up the logs [17:52]
kakobrekla nothing significant prolly [17:53]
ben_vulpes interesting, blockchain barfs on calculating transacted total [17:53]
kakobrekla i just cant make sense of it [17:53]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9339 @ 0.00073705 = 6.8833 BTC [+] [17:53]
mike_c not the only time it happened from that address. [17:53]
mike_c https://blockchain.info/tx/18d8d42c2e09fce04f1613869e4e60beb17a4d311e0dfa452311fb06598c6a0e [17:53]
assbot Bitcoin Transaction 18d8d42c2e09fce04f1613869e4e60beb17a4d311e0dfa452311fb06598c6a0e [17:53]
mircea_popescu bounce: "we're looking for a junior database developer. you will also be our DBA. we do big data and require tsql skills. we're active in 80% of the country's hospitals. we're an entirely microsoft shop." -- this advert frightens me. <<< omfg holy shit. [17:53]
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mircea_popescu jurov: mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you know who ? linus. << actually he was so disgusted to unity he switched back to kde <<< he kept switching between gnome and kde, at least two or three back and forths. [17:54]
ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: p. sure i know that company [17:54]
ben_vulpes hilarious technology choices [17:54]
mircea_popescu so, the junior db guy is going to be the dba ? [17:54]
ben_vulpes "the" dba [17:55]
mircea_popescu "we are looking to hire a young cowhand, you will also be our napoleon" [17:55]
ben_vulpes impling "the" db [17:55]
mircea_popescu oh ?! [17:55]
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kakobrekla i see mike_c heh. that one isnt pointing towards me though. [17:55]
ben_vulpes if it's the same company, they've got one in every single customer dc [17:55]
mike_c yeah, just saying. he's doing some odd tx's. [17:55]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes i guess you know your cortisols huh. [17:55]
kakobrekla i think im gonna ask him [17:56]
ben_vulpes *shrug* i don't 'em as hot as you do i guess [17:56]
ben_vulpes *run 'em [17:56]
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kakobrekla what sort of black magicks is he performing [17:56]
ben_vulpes !up ziggamon [17:56]
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ben_vulpes !up ziggamon [17:57]
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ben_vulpes whatever you say, assbot. [17:57]
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bounce yes, the original had "you will be our dba"; also implying probably the only dedicated tech guy to work with the eggheads in analytics [17:58]
ben_vulpes if that's the case, they're not the same company at all. [17:59]
mircea_popescu "your job will be to write another leveldb to excel 11.2.5 translation tool [17:59]
mircea_popescu the previous one broke when we upgraded from excel 10" [17:59]
mircea_popescu YOU CAN NOT USE ANY CLI STUFF. THAT BRINGS VIRUSES AND OTHER TERRORISTS [17:59]
* mircea_popescu imagines little shops of horror where excel spreadsheets have little magic cells where one puts magic values in order to cause an excel-to-db commit [18:00]
bounce there's plenty of those in tdwtf, no need to imagine. [18:01]
undata mircea_popescu: at a previous gig in a consulting shop, we encountered a (subsequently rejected) potential client which did exactly this [18:01]
ben_vulpes ;;ud tdwtf [18:01]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TDWTF | Nov 5, 2008 ... The Daily What The Fuck. A website containing random IT stuff that make you go WTF. Dear god. This bastardised site looks like from TDWTF. [18:01]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: cazalla: http://www.dailydot.com/crime/silk-road-murder-charges-ross-ulbricht/ <<<< cazalla this totally needs all the research you can throw at it. what the fuck is the story there, they got raped on the "undercover" work ? how ? why ? major point loss for the omni-impotent usg. [18:02]
assbot The mystery of the disappearing Silk Road murder charges [18:02]
mircea_popescu undata sigh. [18:02]
undata mircea_popescu: the effort that guy poured into learning excel "macros" or whatever their called could've been spent on lvl2 php [18:02]
mircea_popescu excel has "macros" in the sense people trying to emulate my sex life through jacking off have lipstick on their balls. [18:03]
mircea_popescu microsoft just heard there's this thing "emacs" that has these things "macros" so they put a brick in their thing with MCRAO written on it. [18:04]
bounce it's got a name. "visual basic for applications". great for macro viruses and such. one stop shop for all your office document infection needs. [18:05]
mircea_popescu is it actually visual basic ? [18:05]
jurov how actually? basically it is [18:06]
mircea_popescu lol "visual basic for applications". "c for seafaring vessels. java for flowing liquids. ruby for rings". what the fuck is a language for, applications, right ? what the fuck else, gramas ? [18:06]
jurov cazalla i missed footnote 12. nevermind [18:06]
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mircea_popescu jurov does it have cell-aware goto ? so could you write a basic program in a 2d array that's the excel spreadshit ? [18:07]
* bounce has so far successfully avoided more understanding than to look away in a hurry as soon as anything like it comes into view, so can't help you there. so not sorry. [18:08]
mircea_popescu and i asked if it actually is basic because microsoft could just as well rape perl and call it "visual basic for backscratching" [18:08]
jurov lol it's not inside spreadsheet. i never used it, tho [18:08]
undata http://www.tushar-mehta.com/publish_train/xl_vba_cases/0906%20conways%20game%20of%20life.shtml [18:08]
assbot Conway's Game of Life [18:08]
mod6 <+mircea_popescu> "we are looking to hire a young cowhand, you will also be our napoleon" << haha [18:09]
mircea_popescu excel gol ? [18:09]
mircea_popescu kinda cool. [18:09]
jurov embedding scripting lang in the app isn't anything unusual... how m$ did it is another story [18:09]
jurov my opinion on excel? "yeah call me when it is able to simply read back csv excereted by itself." [18:10]
bounce that was entirely true to form: they announced they'd do it. everybody assumed it'd be bodged all to hell and back again. they released it. someone figured out a virus for it. [x] bodging confirmed. [18:10]
mircea_popescu ziggamon: it’s different for different countries. but markup is generally 10-20%. << what i don't get is, most countries have local shops that even give discount. why would someone pay a premium ? what's the usecase like ? [18:10]
kakobrekla lazy? [18:11]
jurov mircea_popescu anonimity for the poor [18:11]
mircea_popescu ;;ud bodged [18:11]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bodge | bodge. A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright. 1> You bodged ... [18:11]
mircea_popescu til. [18:11]
mircea_popescu jurov but i can buy refill cards here anonymously too. and phones, for that matter. [18:11]
mircea_popescu i guess it's an outside-of-us-only type of deal ? [18:12]
jurov in the EU? that's not so easy [18:12]
mircea_popescu ic. [18:12]
jurov but then i'm 100% sure it doesn't have eu in the list anyway. there were such services before. [18:12]
kakobrekla theres france [18:13]
kakobrekla but thats not really eu [18:13]
jurov exception culturelle [18:14]
kakobrekla also spain [18:14]
ziggamon mircea_popescu: You are right about the fees. Use cases are sometimes people want to do it online and now they can. Fees are lower than equivalent services that take credit card. Also there is a remittance use case for bitcoiners. [18:14]
ziggamon the goal is, with enough usage I’ll be able to negotiate better prices from the distributor, and eventually set up agreements with operators directly, only then will it be competitive with the kiosk [18:15]
bounce you running any sort of turnover already? [18:15]
mircea_popescu ziggamon: :) 100 satoshis. <<< this at least he got right, bitcoin is powers of two powers, not powers of three. [18:15]
mircea_popescu as discussed http://trilema.com/2013/mpex-one-year-of-dividends/#footnote_4_47551 because trilema, again a year ahead of public discourse in the space. [18:15]
assbot MPEx : one year of dividends pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [18:15]
ziggamon bounce: not yet, slow launching now, here, on my personal FB/twitter and such. but I’ve gotten a few orders from around the world already and everything seems to be working. will be doing more promotion during the weekend [18:16]
bounce 100 isn't a power of two [18:17]
mircea_popescu jurov thing is, since all of eu is basically supplied by a british and a french operator, france is good enough, just buy orange there. [18:17]
mircea_popescu bounce 10*2, where 2 is a power of 2. [18:17]
mircea_popescu as opposed to 10**3, where 3 is a power of 3. [18:17]
bounce yay, new series! [18:17]
mircea_popescu basically, 1`000, 1`000`000, 1`000`000`000 is bullshit whereas 100, 10`000, 1`000`000, 100`000`000 is where it's at is the idea. [18:18]
jurov 10000 satoshi shall be named mircibitcoin and 100 popescibitcoin in the honor of... [18:19]
mircea_popescu that doesn't sound like it has a chance. [18:20]
mircea_popescu i don't see myself saying "popescibitcoin" [18:20]
bounce SI gives single singe digit shifts, at least until it hits 10^3 and 10^-3 [18:20]
jurov decidecibitcoin :D [18:20]
bounce s/single single/single/ just a single single please [18:20]
mircea_popescu bounce talk about nonsense in standards, right. "oh, single digit then three digit. because fatlogic." [18:20]
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jurov how is that nonsense? [18:21]
mircea_popescu and because "use double digit throughout is too hard, you definitely need and use patent nonsense like deciliter" [18:21]
mike_c mircea_popescu: the use case is mostly not for your phone. you are in US and topping up mom's phone in mexico. [18:21]
* asciilifeform remembers recent machining textbook (american) which defended barbarian units of measure as 'intuitive to humans' [18:21]
mircea_popescu mike_c wouldn't you send her btc and she can do it locally ? guess not. [18:21]
bounce gives a good range and is still fine grained for the ones more often in use. not nonsense to me. [18:22]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform there is some value to that, amusingly, in exactly an end-of-world context. because you can measure feet and inches without rulers better than you can measure cms. [18:22]
asciilifeform my index finger knuckle-to-tip is a вершок to 1 %. [18:22]
jurov that's just because there are entrenched foot sizes [18:23]
jurov nonmetrical [18:23]
mircea_popescu bounce it may not be to you, but it's proven nonsense in practice. your beer is not 5 deciliters, but most likely 50 cl or 500ml. [18:23]
jurov if i knew my feet are of size 27cm then i could measure accurately [18:23]
mircea_popescu jurov and we could call you A4jurov [18:23]
bounce hm? plenty glasses are marked with dl, not cl and marking with ml would be misleading [18:25]
mircea_popescu i gotta see one of these beers marked in dl. [18:25]
mats_cd03 i've never seen dl. [18:25]
mircea_popescu me either. [18:25]
jurov and i'm not convinced about inches, too.. everyone still has to check their size anyway before using it [18:25]
asciilifeform in the apocalyptic dark future of kello kitty (TM) - the billion iPnohes may not power up, but they'll remain the same size... somehow people forget that the planet is cluttered up with a nearly-bottomless supply of objects of very exactly known sizes. [18:26]
asciilifeform so my accurate '1U of server' knuckle will not be asked after. [18:26]
jurov lol you remember the onscreen ruler app? with zoom function? [18:26]
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asciilifeform wat [18:27]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform rounded corners therefore your argument is ivalid. [18:27]
mircea_popescu iValid* [18:27]
asciilifeform lol! [18:27]
mircea_popescu jurov tits measure! nipple to nipple capilicker! [18:27]
jurov too bouncy [18:29]
mircea_popescu anyway, logical scale, if you must have it log for fine-ness : 10**0 orign, then 10**1, 10**3, 10**5, 10**9, 10**13, 10**17, 20**21, then 10**29 and add 8 seven more times so on. [18:29]
mircea_popescu god's scale, because it allows you to integrate everyday important stuff like the atomcount on a planet. [18:30]
jurov well, one'd need to start writing numbers like 10'0000'00'00'0 [18:31]
mircea_popescu jurov still, i don't believe there's enough day to day humiliation for alleged females with cupsizes under c. [18:31]
mircea_popescu aaaand what's wrong with that ? [18:31]
jurov not saying its wrong [18:31]
mircea_popescu pity there's not more hipser listening in on -assets, this could be the new bored math grad student trent [18:32]
mircea_popescu trend* [18:32]
jurov another system would mess with my perception [18:32]
bounce trent, the bored math grad hipster [18:32]
mircea_popescu that's the definition of hipsterism. [18:32]
jurov i started to split fractional part by 4 digits [18:33]
mircea_popescu ;;google pula lui terente [18:33]
gribble Nu e deloc ușor să colecționezi penisuri | VICE Romania: ; Ko-Rupt - Sa-mi bag pula-n ma-ta - YouTube: ; IPJ Gorj Perchezitii contrabanda tigari Matasari 1 oct - YouTube: [18:33]
jurov and it bit me outside bitcoin [18:33]
jurov so i must be careful [18:33]
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mircea_popescu true story : early 1900s romanian outlaw and rapist, hung like a horse, after execution penis kept by museum of natural history. [18:33]
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mircea_popescu allegedly womenz left the door unlocked because fancied a fuck. so then he;'d also rob the place. [18:34]
jurov very expensive escort service [18:35]
mircea_popescu well generally the women fancying the fuck were young hussies, the people owning the place/jools not young hussies, so it works out eh ? [18:36]
mircea_popescu sorta like fuck-welfare, you get laid, govt picks up the bill. [18:36]
jurov and how we come to that topic? my client dropped a line somhow? [18:36]
mircea_popescu we were discussing trent [18:36]
mircea_popescu the bored hipster grad student. [18:36]
jurov ;;google trent, the bored math grad hipster [18:37]
gribble Stranded: A Wayward Ink Publishing Anthology - Kindle edition by ...: ; collision detection: Blogonomics: My latest story in New York ...: ; Kanye West ChicagoVerseUniteD: Chicago Scene Salvation: (1 more message) [18:38]
jurov ? [18:39]
mircea_popescu it's in the logs lol. trent, the bored math grad hipster [18:39]
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bounce oh, stick me with the blame, why don't you [18:40]
mircea_popescu big cocks are no blame. [18:41]
jurov oh it's not any preexisting (fictional or real) character? [18:41]
mircea_popescu no, we just made it up. because we're creative like that. [18:41]
bounce that's it, cock au vin for dinner tonight [18:41]
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mircea_popescu with our very large mindpenis. [18:41]
jurov i was interested in his stories... guess imma have to write it myself [18:41]
bounce argl. s/ck/q/ but the damage is done now anyway [18:42]
mircea_popescu jurov actually, trent the GAY bored math grad student hipster would be even better. [18:42]
jurov yest id' make him a fag [18:42]
jurov yes i'd make him a fag [18:42]
mircea_popescu not really a fag all the way tho. maybe just the gaytip ? [18:42]
bounce as in happy. these are supposed to be happy stories. [18:42]
bounce gay just as soon as it's hip to be gay. now wouldn't that be an interesting trend. [18:43]
mircea_popescu would be ? how about is ? [18:43]
bounce have they caught on themselves? [18:44]
jurov that's called "gay curious" or such [18:44]
jurov bi curious [18:44]
mircea_popescu i dunno, but the complaint of all the actual faggots i know in the us is that "all the kids pretending like they're gay make life impossible" [18:44]
jurov lol [18:44]
bounce that was the point, yes. the pretension and then not carrying through. [18:44]
mircea_popescu it's really pretty heavy duty trollage of the gay community by mainstream hot topic teenagers. think about it, what if all the chicks in discos were really trannies. [18:45]
ben_vulpes "these kids have no idea what it meant to be gay even a decade ago!" [18:45]
mircea_popescu ^ [18:45]
mircea_popescu "just because i'm gay he thinks i want him to stick his penis into me ?!?!?!?!" [18:45]
mircea_popescu "can't we all just be platonigay ?" [18:46]
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jurov eternal friendzone [18:46]
mircea_popescu gayzone is best friendzone! [18:46]
mircea_popescu jurov is he sjw also ? or just a lot of aloof ennui on political topics ? [18:49]
jurov our trent is totally starring in porn under "hung hipster" nick [18:49]
mircea_popescu well, camwhoring at any rate. [18:50]
jurov woud prolly be better story if some sjw is his bitch [18:50]
mircea_popescu well, online-only bitch at any rate. [18:51]
mircea_popescu maybe the pilot episode is the nsa trying to recruit him [18:51]
mircea_popescu and he's all like... [18:51]
mircea_popescu jurov you ever seen le grand blond ? [18:52]
jurov which nsa? interacting with our stan would be fun [18:52]
mircea_popescu no no the other nsa. [18:52]
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bounce pretending to be starring, of course. couldn't be a hipster if it was for real. [18:52]
jurov not seen [18:52]
mircea_popescu then he turns them down and takes a job for stan's nsa. [18:52]
mircea_popescu jurov oh you absolutely must. [18:52]
mircea_popescu ;;google le grand blond avec une chaussure noire [18:53]
gribble The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe (1972) - IMDb: ; The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe - Wikipedia, the free ...: ; The Return of the Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe - Wikipedia ...: (1 more message) [18:53]
jurov maybe i did but mostly forgot [18:54]
mircea_popescu pierre richard got the derpy cool. [18:54]
mircea_popescu and mireille d'arc is the hottie soubrette soumise from le grand restaurant [18:56]
mircea_popescu ;;google site:trilema.com mireille darc [18:56]
mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/les-veinards/ < [18:57]
assbot Les veinards pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [18:57]
gribble Les veinards pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: [18:58]
asciilifeform nsa tries to recruit derpy math kid << 'good will hunting' (film) [18:59]
mircea_popescu mat damon is too much of a fucking ham for this. [18:59]
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ben_vulpes trilema dns still borkd for me [19:00]
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mircea_popescu ben_vulpes is it cached locally ? [19:01]
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ben_vulpes derpy consumer route? it's possible but...not likely. [19:01]
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ben_vulpes log as well which is kinda odd [19:02]
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mircea_popescu ben_vulpes what's dig say ? [19:02]
ben_vulpes http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=betczLmN [19:03]
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mircea_popescu SERVER: 192.168.0.1 is usually your own router. [19:04]
ben_vulpes log unborkt [19:04]
ben_vulpes so yes then [19:04]
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ben_vulpes der derp derp derp derp [19:04]
mircea_popescu lol [19:04]
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mircea_popescu i can understand caching an answer. but caching a nonanswer ? who the fuck is the bright excel spreadsheet that came up with that idea. [19:05]
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ben_vulpes excel based routing tables [19:06]
bounce randomly clicking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:21st-century_American_male_actors yields http://www.danamboyer.com/ who thus benefits from his surname starting with an a [19:06]
assbot Category:21st-century American male actors - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [19:06]
ben_vulpes what could go wrong [19:06]
assbot dan amboyer - home [19:06]
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mircea_popescu bounce google came up with the fucktarded idea of basically replacing their algorithm with a by-hand list (yeah, just at the top, which is like saying "just where it matters"). as a result, all sorts of shitholes like facebook, wikipedia etc are basically google spam repositories. [19:09]
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wywialm i will buy put options on usd, eur, possibly unescrowed, short or mid-term [19:09]
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mircea_popescu !s put options [19:10]
assbot 80 results for 'put options' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=put+options [19:10]
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wywialm not much relevant content, unfortunately [19:13]
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wywialm mircea_popescu, you don't trade options now, do you? [19:14]
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mircea_popescu wyrdmantis i just meant it for los_pantalones observation that yu can't afford buying put options [19:14]
mircea_popescu which somehow isn't in there it seems. [19:14]
mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2014#834057 http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2014#834220 etc. [19:16]
assbot Logged on 18-09-2014 18:12:54; los_pantalones: long puts, no matter the market [19:16]
assbot Logged on 18-09-2014 19:46:44; los_pantalones: what did i say earlier about long puts? [19:16]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.00073449 = 1.9097 BTC [-] [19:16]
wywialm didn't he mean btc puts? i look for usd or eur btc-denominated puts [19:17]
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mircea_popescu so put on btc paid in eur say ? [19:18]
kakobrekla ben_vulpes you can run your own instance of logs if you want. [19:18]
wywialm put on eur paid in btc delivered in eur [19:19]
wywialm aka put on x.eur but without having to register on paymium [19:19]
wywialm s/aka/a la/ [19:19]
mike_c wywialm: isn't that bit4x.com? [19:20]
kakobrekla or anyone else who is trustworthy. [19:20]
wywialm i'll see the bit4x.com. kakobrekla: i'm precisely in the process of looking for such trustworthy person :) [19:21]
kakobrekla uh? i was talking about logs. [19:21]
mircea_popescu im completely confused now. isn't bit4x usd/eur pair ?! [19:21]
mike_c wait, nvmd. i think i misunderstood you. [19:21]
kakobrekla bit4x is many pairs none of which are btc. [19:21]
mike_c his put on this denominated in that delivered by bananas twisted my brain for a second. [19:22]
wywialm and bit4x.com trades options? i cannot find any reference to that [19:22]
kakobrekla nope, not options. [19:22]
mike_c no, forget bit4x. [19:22]
kakobrekla its a scam anyway. [19:22]
mike_c and the customer service! [19:22]
kakobrekla the worst part! [19:22]
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wywialm mike_c, it's actually simpler than options on btc/usd rate. if you properly treat btc as the center of this financial universe, the usd and eur are foreign assets and they should be deliverd [19:23]
mircea_popescu what do california, subsaharan africa and the poorest parts of india have in common ? [19:23]
mircea_popescu http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Grafik_pest.png [19:23]
mike_c ;;gettrust wywialm davout [19:24]
gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user wywialm to user davout: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=wywialm&dest=davout | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=davout | Rated since: Thu Jan 27 16:22:24 2011 [19:24]
mike_c why are you trying to avoid paymium? [19:24]
mircea_popescu wywialm anyway, talk to los_pantalones, he might write something but i doubt you'll want the premium. [19:24]
ben_vulpes kakobrekla: interdasting notion, but i'm taking like 3 things into production over the next month and can't handle the overhead. [19:24]
wywialm i'm not trying to avoid it, i simply would like to have it simple [19:24]
mircea_popescu wywialm but if you're taking that foreign asset delivery, you will need a method. bag of cash ? or what's your idea of simple ? [19:25]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: bring out yer dead! [19:25]
kakobrekla ben_vulpes no pressure. [19:25]
asciilifeform !s plague [19:25]
assbot 69 results for 'plague' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=plague [19:25]
wywialm wire/sepa is not that bad [19:25]
kakobrekla but im not dead yet! [19:25]
ben_vulpes kakobrekla: are you trying to get it off of your plate? [19:26]
wywialm paymium is a layer on top of it [19:26]
asciilifeform http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg17223184.000-did-bubonic-plague-really-cause-the-black-death.html << linked this a few days ago [19:26]
assbot Did bubonic plague really cause the Black Death? - health - 24 November 2001 - New Scientist [19:26]
mircea_popescu wywialm yeah but wanting someone to make a custom thing for you rather than just using something already in place takes you from a few btcs to a few thousand btcs volume you know. [19:26]
asciilifeform (and yes, knew about the crackpot hypotheses before reading that; but good overview) [19:26]
wywialm ok, i could be convinced to buy puts on x.eur [19:26]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform is this the school arguingit was really ebola ? [19:26]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5510 @ 0.00073705 = 4.0611 BTC [+] [19:27]
kakobrekla ben_vulpes since everyone is eating i dont see why we should limit ourselfs to one plate :) [19:27]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ebola-esque haemorrhagic fever, yeah [19:27]
asciilifeform not necessarily modern ebola [19:27]
* mircea_popescu is unconvinced. [19:27]
los_pantalones wywialm how long dated a put are you looking for ? [19:27]
wywialm i'm merely trying to explore possibilities [19:27]
mircea_popescu it was clearly bacterial. [19:27]
los_pantalones and where would you want to trade them ? [19:27]
asciilifeform clearly? [19:27]
mircea_popescu clearly. [19:27]
wywialm 30-60 days [19:27]
los_pantalones strike ? [19:28]
los_pantalones in USD [19:28]
wywialm 400 [19:28]
los_pantalones $60/$80 [19:29]
asciilifeform unrelated - is the standard unix 'patch' util braindamaged, or am i? specifically, the ludicrously elephantine output when deleting files [19:29]
los_pantalones for a 45 day put [19:29]
mircea_popescu los_pantalones interesting quoting, and he can pick whether he wants 60 or 80 ? :D [19:30]
mircea_popescu or is it by volume or what. [19:30]
los_pantalones haha [19:30]
los_pantalones he can sell me $60's or buy $80's [19:30]
mircea_popescu o the spread. ic. [19:30]
los_pantalones yeah, kinda wide, i could tighten if he shows some int [19:31]
los_pantalones and where he wants to clear [19:31]
mircea_popescu no, actually, it's pretty narrow. [19:31]
mircea_popescu all things considered. [19:31]
los_pantalones alright, ty for the stamp of approval [19:31]
wywialm i'd suppose 30% spread is pretty wide :) [19:32]
mircea_popescu american put @400, 45 days out i'd almost buy at 80. [19:32]
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los_pantalones wywialm any int? [19:33]
mircea_popescu if only there was some sort of spot that wasn't a total fucking joke. [19:33]
wywialm but it's confusing to quote puts on usd in usd. you mean that usd will be delivered if 400 or higher? [19:34]
wywialm thats why i tried to spell it in btc [19:34]
mircea_popescu wywialm if you want to be delivered fiat, wtf would you quote it in o.O [19:35]
wywialm mircea_popescu, if you bought options on S.MPOE would you quote it in terms of S.MPOE or btc? [19:35]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: I'm not old enought to have originals to make an authoritative checksum. ATM Nakamoto Institute is probably your best bet [19:36]
mircea_popescu wywialm i thought you said you want to be paid in fiat. [19:36]
wywialm nonono, i would like to pay btc for an option of fiat delivery, excuse me being not clear enough [19:37]
mircea_popescu so i guess you can pay the 80 in btc at whatever current prevailing rate. [19:37]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: best i turned up is: bitcoin-0.3.21-linux.tar.gz (leeched jun 2 2011) - sha256: 7e49fd93e9db98d57df31b789eb3cc46e94854958c86961514ff5cb1c7264071 [19:38]
BingoBoingo Thx [19:39]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: could've sworn i had others, but no dice, must've actually cleaned disk at one point [19:39]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: back when i gave even less of a damn [19:39]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00073728 = 13.0499 BTC [+] {2} [19:40]
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mircea_popescu well that's interesting, https://codeload.github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/legacy.tar.gz/v0.3.21 spits out a turd that's sha256: 8c62d735a13d89c25c35996c828bcee96aa6e00adcffd294c494ae8d8b5924bb [19:43]
asciilifeform size? [19:44]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform diff the two wouldja ? maybe there's a qntra story in here [19:44]
kakobrekla diff? [19:44]
asciilifeform 1sec [19:44]
mircea_popescu 383958 bytes [19:44]
wywialm los_pantalones, could you deliver by sepa? [19:45]
wywialm or is it cash-only? [19:45]
wywialm i.e. btc-only? [19:45]
asciilifeform aha mine had bins [19:46]
asciilifeform as well as src [19:46]
asciilifeform why? hell knows [19:46]
mircea_popescu ah that's wtf it is [19:46]
asciilifeform source - identical. [19:47]
asciilifeform no story. [19:47]
los_pantalones wywialm i could clear on atlas, would be pretty easy way to do this [19:48]
los_pantalones they have a 12/31 expiry option, would fit your time frame pretty well [19:49]
los_pantalones but i'm not sure it's the contract you want [19:49]
wywialm let me have a look at it [19:50]
mircea_popescu methinks he wouldn't be on atlas. [19:51]
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TheNewDeal Im also interested in supplying if you cant find something that works [19:52]
mircea_popescu i had nfi they do anything besides grains anyway [19:52]
los_pantalones https://atlasats.com/ [19:52]
assbot Atlas ATS [19:52]
mircea_popescu oh not cme's atlasmarkets.com ? [19:53]
los_pantalones no, not that one [19:53]
los_pantalones these guys in nyc, i see them all the time [19:53]
mircea_popescu a nm then [19:53]
mircea_popescu im too old school for school o.o [19:53]
wywialm i can't see any reference to options or futures there [19:54]
los_pantalones no futs, options [19:54]
los_pantalones seems you are right re: no info though [19:54]
los_pantalones let me see if i can find a link for you [19:55]
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mircea_popescu !up Mikayla [19:55]
-assbot- You voiced Mikayla for 30 minutes. [19:55]
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kakobrekla !up Mikayla [19:57]
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kakobrekla !up Mikayla [19:57]
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wywialm TheNewDeal, you mean options? [19:58]
TheNewDeal Yaya [19:58]
TheNewDeal Sell call. Ya [19:58]
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Mikayla Was told by a friend to come here? [20:00]
HeySteve hello [20:00]
HeySteve yeah, it was me Mikayla [20:00]
TheNewDeal Cash only preferred, but may bend if its a well structured deal [20:00]
HeySteve Mikayla was curious about bits for tits [20:00]
Mikayla lol... [20:01]
wywialm ok, then. for start i would buy put option, delivering 100$ unescrowed, as a sort of unit test, at 0.25 btc per 100$ strike, i offer 0.03 btc, matures in 21 days. is it ok, los_pantalones or TheNewDeal? [20:01]
midnightmagic Mikayla mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mixdio_ [20:02]
mircea_popescu Mikayla http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ [20:02]
assbot I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [20:02]
los_pantalones first glance, too small for my interests but i'll look at the terms a bit more [20:03]
TheNewDeal Can you explain that in a different way please [20:03]
los_pantalones can you explain a little more why you want to do this way ? [20:03]
TheNewDeal Strike price $400, quantity .25 , fee .03? [20:04]
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wywialm TheNewDeal yes [20:04]
TheNewDeal Expiry date is? [20:05]
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wywialm i'd like to test if it is feasible have fiat delivered - that's why the form, i have not yet traded options on WoT that's why so small [20:05]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00074018 = 14.4705 BTC [+] {2} [20:05]
TheNewDeal Definitely not doing a fiat delivery at that price [20:06]
TheNewDeal Charge would be more than the fee [20:06]
TheNewDeal Will do btc delivery [20:06]
wywialm SEPA is free of charge [20:07]
TheNewDeal Thats a bold claim [20:08]
mircea_popescu what's a wire these days, like 50 plus whatever admin costs on one's side ? [20:08]
wywialm ok, at least most banks offer sepa free of charge in poland, i might be generalizing [20:09]
TheNewDeal Definitely not in n polland [20:09]
wywialm oh, seems that i'm generalizing too much now [20:10]
los_pantalones https://atlasats.com/optionsguide [20:10]
assbot Atlas ATS [20:10]
mircea_popescu wywialm you gotta appreciate business people keep chicks around a special room for the sole purpose of sending out mail and keeping track of mail and taking the cock. and they are paid a salary, and that's then taxed. [20:10]
mircea_popescu make your unit test 10k not 100. [20:10]
* asciilifeform looks in here and it's... actually on topic! bitcoin, assets. rich folks playing mathematical games. [20:11]
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wywialm :) [20:11]
Mikayla ok what do I do? :) [20:11]
mircea_popescu Mikayla as per a, link to your previous work, then i'll give you a string you can take your pic. [20:12]
Mikayla previous work? [20:12]
Mikayla like dcc a pic? [20:12]
mircea_popescu "Has previously posted nudie selfshots on the web. You will be required to prove this by supplying a link.". [20:12]
HeySteve here is Mikayla: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1362_45056770867_1473_n.jpg?oh=c1f57205c00094451d0b653ae69bb0b3&oe=54B30676&__gda__=1420689177_7164727e301038dce99c41246bde41f8 [20:12]
Mikayla I don't have nude shots on the web? [20:13]
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mircea_popescu this'd be your first time ?! [20:13]
Mikayla well I have a picture with black tape on my nipples? [20:13]
mircea_popescu yeah, well, that won't work. [20:13]
mircea_popescu gotta go bare. [20:14]
Mikayla well I will take a picture :) [20:14]
Mikayla I have done nude once, but it isn't online [20:14]
Mikayla it's in an art gallery [20:14]
Mikayla if it's even still there [20:14]
mircea_popescu Mikayla alrighty. one second [20:14]
Mikayla also you won't be able to tell it is me - slow shutter speed - "ghost shots" [20:14]
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wywialm ok, TheNewDeal, what would be your price? would you deliver SEPA? let's say 100 EUR, strike 0.32 per 100 EUR, premium 0.04 btc? [20:15]
mircea_popescu write 0bc8870d, take a pic, post link. [20:15]
Mikayla where do I link it to? [20:15]
mircea_popescu you post the link here, it'll go in the article. [20:15]
asciilifeform lol, mircea_popescu is doing his whole pubkey ? [20:16]
mircea_popescu Mikayla and we gotta be able to tell it's you, that's the whole idea. [20:16]
Mikayla Please explain it basically. I only know how to dcc [20:16]
Mikayla unless there is a place where I can link such a photo to [20:16]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform sha256sum "mikayla" [20:16]
Mikayla never done it before :P [20:16]
asciilifeform aha [20:16]
mircea_popescu Mikayla i guess you can email me the pic then. [20:16]
HeySteve there is Mikayla, picpaste or imgur work fine [20:16]
mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/office.jpg [20:16]
Mikayla HeySteve link? [20:16]
HeySteve well, you'll need a Bitcoin wallet too... you kinda jumped ahead [20:17]
Mikayla LOL [20:17]
mircea_popescu she's that eager huh ? nice trait :) [20:17]
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mircea_popescu anyway, i got lunch now. wil be back in a coupla hours. [20:19]
wywialm los_pantalones TheNewDeal if physical delivery is too much fuss then btc settlement is ok [20:19]
TheNewDeal Definitely not delivering for a contract of maximum 100 [20:20]
TheNewDeal Add a zero or two and ide consider [20:20]
wywialm cash settlement? [20:21]
wywialm i.e. btc settlement? [20:21]
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thestringpuller https://bitcomsec.true.io/bitcomsec/tracking-a-bitcoin-thief-cryptorush-hack/ [20:25]
TheNewDeal Yes, but give me the contract terms [20:25]
TheNewDeal Strike price, quantity, premium, expiry date [20:26]
thestringpuller ^- you trading options? [20:27]
TheNewDeal Considering it [20:28]
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wywialm strike 0.0025 usd/btc, quantity 100 usd, 0.03 btc premium, 14.11 expires, put option. [20:28]
TheNewDeal Its not a put [20:28]
BingoBoingo !up Mikayla [20:29]
wywialm am i missing something? [20:29]
TheNewDeal If i sell you the opportunity to purchase btc at 400, im selling a call [20:29]
TheNewDeal You are purchasing it [20:29]
TheNewDeal Clear? [20:30]
los_pantalones i agree w/ that [20:31]
wywialm yeah, of course you are right, i should "deliver" (btc settlement) the quantity in case of put [20:31]
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los_pantalones such tortured language [20:32]
los_pantalones can we take a quick step back [20:32]
los_pantalones what are you trying to do? what's the purpose of the option? [20:32]
los_pantalones what are you protecting ? [20:33]
TheNewDeal Just read what i said [20:33]
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mike_c deliver in bananas, it's easier. [20:34]
TheNewDeal Were going to flip the terminology [20:34]
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BingoBoingo !up Mikayla [20:35]
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Mikayla http://picpaste.com/webcam-toy-photo10-rU1NwxNF.jpg [20:36]
assbot PicPaste - webcam-toy-photo10-rU1NwxNF.jpg [20:36]
wywialm los_pantalones, let's say i'm protecting a hypotetical receipt of fiat [20:36]
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TheNewDeal Strike 400 usd/btc (shitstamp) , quantity .25 btc, expiry nov 14, fee 0.055 btc [20:37]
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The20YearIRCloud BingoBoingo: don't bash our Ohio mudhuts. They're 10x nicer than what Europeans call 'homes' [20:39]
asciilifeform The20YearIRCloud: main problem with these huts is that the only industry for the occupants to work in is meth production. [20:39]
thestringpuller The20YearIRCloud: you're from Ohio? [20:40]
thestringpuller North or South? [20:40]
The20YearIRCloud Columbus area [20:40]
wywialm TheNewDeal, much too expensive, los_pantalones offered the same for 45 days not 22 [20:41]
thestringpuller Ah. My mom grew up in Cleveland and Canton. [20:41]
thestringpuller Cleveland is slowly turning into Detroit. [20:41]
The20YearIRCloud It's been pretty close to there for a while. Cleveland is extraordinarily poorly managed [20:42]
thestringpuller I blame Ford Motors. [20:42]
los_pantalones haha, and we've come full circle [20:42]
The20YearIRCloud But not as bad as detroit, and Ohio has a pretty great senate/house that keeps the rest of the state from turning into a cesspool. [20:42]
los_pantalones options on btc are damned expensive [20:42]
los_pantalones hahaha [20:42]
los_pantalones tyvm [20:42]
The20YearIRCloud Akron/Canton is run by the mob [20:42]
HeySteve hey The20YearIRCloud, get any further with black soldier fly? [20:42]
The20YearIRCloud HeySteve: I really want to do it if/when I get property in the country [20:43]
asciilifeform http://www.superconductors.org/28c_rtsc.htm << whatever happened to this? [20:45]
HeySteve k I am running a trial at the moment, fish eating it [20:45]
HeySteve if I can eliminate feed costs this way, should help aquaculture business a lot [20:46]
asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/2014/10/BTAgent-cpe-backdoor.htm [20:49]
wywialm los_pantalones, TheNewDeal thanks anyway for your offers [20:49]
TheNewDeal Ill think about a little longer [20:50]
TheNewDeal Im at work now [20:50]
asciilifeform '...This ELA technique is used to visually detect any conflicting compression levels in an "photo"; indicating composite fakery in an image... On 19 June 2014, in relation to discoveries published on my media fakery blog, my home in Shropshire was raided by six police/intelligence officers; only two of whom identified themselves. An undocumented quantity of electronics equipment, including modems, computers, me [20:50]
asciilifeform dia storage devices, and paperwork was seized. The actual grounds for my arrest was cited as "harassment". This concerned a suspected fake news story that had been exposed on my blog.' [20:50]
asciilifeform 'During the police interview -- both in the "informal chat" before the official interview itself, and during that formal tape-recording grilling -- I was probed by detectives on topics quite unrelated to my arrest. In wholly irrelevant circumstances, I was grilled over my role in "unlocking" these CPE, and in my motives for doing so. Not in any way relevant to the accusations filed against me. In interview, I b [20:52]
asciilifeform rushed aside the serious espionage implications of having backdoors in CPE; believing that -- for whatever reason -- everyone has a right to choose what software is running on electronic equipment installed in their own home or office. Nevertheless, I am expected to appear in court in a couple of weeks...' [20:52]
thestringpuller http://qntra.net/2014/10/cryptsy-and-shavers-sued-by-victims/ [20:52]
The20YearIRCloud asciilifeform: why has nothing more been said about that superconductor? [20:52]
asciilifeform CPE being 'customer premise equipment' - the modem orifices in question [20:52]
asciilifeform The20YearIRCloud: that was my question to the rest of you [20:52]
TheNewDeal Wywialm you were actually interested in buying a put i see. I had it backwards [20:52]
wywialm but i too got it confused [20:53]
TheNewDeal wywialm ^ [20:53]
TheNewDeal Are you sure? [20:53]
wywialm yes, i was incorrectly asking you to deliver through sepa while having in mind asking you to accept sepa delivery [20:54]
TheNewDeal Mp , how did you settle your usd options in btc only [20:55]
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wywialm i might ask in name of mp, if i'm wrong he certainly will correct me - the options were on btcusd exchange rate and thus delivered 1 btc. [20:56]
HeySteve mircea_popescu, Mikayla will be back tomorrow after I've explained process further [20:56]
wywialm s/ask/answer/ [20:56]
TheNewDeal Would it just be the differnce of (actual - strike) convertes into btc at current rate? [20:56]
TheNewDeal wywialm explain how delivery (btc only) would occur in your mind [20:57]
wywialm TheNewDeal, it would be the case if the options were on usd (that is approximately what i have in mind). [20:58]
thestringpuller TheNewDeal: ( strike - market price ) / market price [20:58]
thestringpuller or the opposite depending on call/put [20:58]
thestringpuller the above is all in USD [20:58]
TheNewDeal Yah opp for call [20:58]
thestringpuller when you divide it all out you get BTC denomination [20:59]
wywialm now usd is approx. 0.002788 btc per 1 usd, if strike for put is 0.0025 then if usd is lower than that you pay me (usdbtc_rate - 0.0025) x notional_quantity, am i right? [21:00]
TheNewDeal wywialm let's talk more about a december 1 delivery [21:00]
TheNewDeal Please for gods sake quote it in btc/usd [21:00]
wywialm sure [21:00]
wywialm i just thought it might be a good idea to quote it as x.eur is quoted [21:01]
los_pantalones no [21:01]
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wywialm los_pantalones, of course, 0.0025 - usdbtc_rate [21:02]
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TheNewDeal If i were to write a call for a stock option. It would be quoted in stock/usd not the other way around [21:04]
wywialm well it is common to refer to premiums as % of underlying [21:05]
wywialm but they are quoted either in dollar terms or implied vol [21:05]
TheNewDeal Ive never seen that, but ive really only looked on finance.yahoo [21:07]
TheNewDeal Everything was priced in usd, all contracts covered 100 of underlying [21:07]
los_pantalones in markets that don't move 7.5% overnight [21:07]
los_pantalones yeah, worrying about the width as a % of the underlying is not a bad way to look at things [21:07]
TheNewDeal wywialm would you consider a dec 1 expiry? [21:08]
wywialm yes, i would - as i said i would even consider 60 days, but then it wouldn't be much of unit testing [21:09]
wywialm re: quoting. i imagined that if usd is the currency at, say, CBOE, and they quote options in usd, and here the currency is btc, we should quote options on eur or usd in btc and in usdbtc exchange rate :) [21:11]
wywialm we will perhaps return to that later [21:12]
wywialm now i have to go. [21:13]
TheNewDeal Ill be on later too [21:13]
wywialm bye [21:13]
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thestringpuller just do it how MP did it [21:15]
TheNewDeal No shit, aye? [21:20]
TheNewDeal Just wanted to make sure I remembered how he did it [21:21]
thestringpuller that was more at wywialm [21:23]
TheNewDeal Gotcha. [21:27]
TheNewDeal Im just getting excited thinking about options [21:28]
thestringpuller good way to lose a lot of money [21:28]
TheNewDeal Agreed, but .25 btc underlying is tiny [21:32]
thestringpuller lol [21:32]
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TheNewDeal Good chance for me to get some rep [21:33]
TheNewDeal Ide consider going up to 10, for the right price [21:34]
TheNewDeal And a strike that wasnt 10 % out of tge monay [21:34]
thestringpuller jesus [21:35]
thestringpuller lol [21:35]
thestringpuller i don't fuck /w options no more [21:35]
TheNewDeal Theyre exremely useful for cash delivery [21:37]
TheNewDeal Problem with btc options is the convexity [21:40]
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TheNewDeal Price jumps or drops by a factor of 10, everything gets fucked [21:41]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu, jurov, ben_vulpes, decimation, (who else?) --- is there a reason to keep the json rpc apparatus in bitcoind ? imho all of its functions can be carried out by crafted command line arguments and parsing stdout... [21:42]
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ben_vulpes at some point calling bitcoind cli args started talking to the json rpc api [21:43]
ben_vulpes with* [21:43]
ben_vulpes i don't know precisely when that was. [21:43]
asciilifeform am i the only one who wants that thing gone? [21:43]
ben_vulpes hardly. [21:43]
ben_vulpes ripping out is a grand idea. [21:43]
asciilifeform it's a hearnia. [21:43]
jurov asciilifeform: how do you want to communicate with the daemon? [21:44]
jurov signals? [21:44]
asciilifeform jurov: argv [21:44]
mike_c argv isn't the best cross-process communication strategy. [21:44]
jurov it§s running x days, you want to get getinfo() [21:45]
jurov how? [21:45]
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asciilifeform aha [21:45]
asciilifeform there - signals [21:45]
asciilifeform but this is beginning to sound like actual work [21:45]
ben_vulpes arbeit macht frei [21:48]
asciilifeform nah, the good kind of work. the kind for which arbeit macht frei leaves precious little time. [21:49]
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ben_vulpes as much as i'd like it gone, i'd also like something in the wild before the stoolies attempt to fork. [21:50]
asciilifeform ben_vulpes: so far i got qt and ssl snipped. mega-triumph! lol [21:50]
ben_vulpes bubbles for stan! [21:51]
asciilifeform ben_vulpes: this has exactly zero effect on the build - no sane person builds with those flags anyway [21:51]
asciilifeform but - less turd to read. [21:51]
ben_vulpes what else do you want to do to the thing? [21:52]
jurov yup. i am in, only it will take few days till i'll do the gpg-only mailman and assure myself it can go online [21:52]
asciilifeform what i personally would like is: the smallest subset of the satoshi turdball that will still operate on the network in the customary way. [21:52]
BingoBoingo !up Mikayla [21:52]
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asciilifeform everything after that - is luxury. [21:52]
Mikayla hello :) [21:52]
asciilifeform but this - is essential. [21:52]
ben_vulpes rpc removal is essential? [21:52]
ben_vulpes * is rpc removal essential? [21:53]
asciilifeform so far, only those removals which do not require something built in their stead. [21:53]
jurov if you snip off the blockchain so that it just relates transactions, then most of the complexity goes away [21:53]
jurov but not sure this is useful [21:53]
ben_vulpes lol notrly no [21:53]
asciilifeform jurov: doesn't operate in expected way, no, then [21:54]
ben_vulpes well asciilifeform if you're willing to perform the surgery do it. otherwise, it'll have to wait right? [21:55]
asciilifeform first the basic delousing. [21:55]
asciilifeform surgery - after. [21:56]
ben_vulpes sounds like a decision to me [21:56]
asciilifeform the ms vc liquishit is to be burned as well. [21:56]
asciilifeform there is no reason ever to use it - for anything [21:56]
asciilifeform even virii can be built with mingw, with superior result in every and all cases. [21:57]
ben_vulpes why even bother with windows? [21:58]
asciilifeform i've no idea! [21:58]
asciilifeform one of you weirdos wanted the thing buildable under it [21:59]
asciilifeform forget who [21:59]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo if memory serves [21:59]
ben_vulpes he wants it to build on mac s/e as well [21:59]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Nah [21:59]
ben_vulpes ah well. [22:01]
ben_vulpes my mistake. [22:01]
ben_vulpes anyways. is bitcoin not here to also end m$? [22:02]
asciilifeform so can we zap the win32 crap? [22:04]
mike_c no [22:04]
ben_vulpes why not? [22:04]
asciilifeform what do we need it for ? [22:04]
asciilifeform bundling bitcoind in malware? [22:04]
mike_c because what is the average windows bitcoin user supposed to use now? the foundation binary? [22:04]
ben_vulpes the average windows user shuts the fuck up and uses unix. [22:04]
ben_vulpes gets the fuck out of bitcoin. [22:04]
thestringpuller sounds liek something larry page would say [22:05]
thestringpuller oh wait he did [22:05]
mike_c mhm. perhaps the average windows user gets the fuck out of b-a, but kicking them out of bitcoin seems a bit much. [22:05]
jurov we already decided to nix qt, so no avg windows user [22:05]
jurov i don't get this discussion [22:05]
ben_vulpes if qt's nixed, the average user's nixed as well. [22:06]
ben_vulpes this is a *tool* for people who *use tools*, not consumers. [22:06]
mike_c avg user can run armory on top of b-a bitcoind. [22:06]
mike_c maybe [22:06]
ben_vulpes avg user should throw down 200 dollars for a netbook and fucking run unix. [22:06]
thestringpuller they could always use multibit! [22:06]
thestringpuller XD [22:06]
thestringpuller or electrum et. al [22:06]
thestringpuller or bitcoinj [22:07]
mod6 someone could make a worthy ui to interact with the baseline b-a bitcoind. then qt is out of core, and lives in someother project. [22:07]
BingoBoingo or cygwin [22:07]
jurov mod6 qt is neeeded only for wallet management [22:08]
asciilifeform thing is [22:08]
ben_vulpes win32 stuff isn't necessary to run the thing under cygwin, correct? [22:08]
asciilifeform anyone is free to grab this thing [22:08]
jurov if this is split off, qt is not needed [22:08]
asciilifeform and bolt on whatever [22:08]
asciilifeform but there is no reason for that crap to be part of the Koraktor [22:08]
asciilifeform (evil magic book) [22:09]
mike_c i am struggling to defend my position. [22:09]
mike_c perhaps there is no use case. [22:09]
mike_c the only thing i use bitcoin on windows for is watching wallets. [22:10]
mike_c what about that case? [22:10]
mats_cd03 bitcoind on windows could live in qemu or whatever [22:10]
Mikayla not worried about trusting windows too much? [22:11]
asciilifeform once again - anyone who wants to run on winblows, or VAX, or Elektronika BK0010 - can add whatever kludges he needs to [22:11]
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asciilifeform and it'll be between him and his gods [22:11]
Mikayla wouldn't linux be safer? [22:12]
ben_vulpes mike_c: watch wallets on blockchain.info [22:12]
ben_vulpes and watch addrs, not wallets. [22:12]
mats_cd03 safety is relative. [22:12]
ben_vulpes mats_cd03: also illusory and elusive [22:12]
Mikayla Just takes one man, or a group, to excell in hacking and to pick you as a target [22:13]
mike_c how would you watch a wallet on blockchain? [22:14]
jurov mike_c i just pulled all the addresses from the wallets and imported them (into electrum) [22:15]
jurov *privkeys [22:15]
jurov and electrum can do the watching without privkeys, too [22:15]
ben_vulpes ^ [22:15]
asciilifeform i'll leave mingw in for now [22:15]
asciilifeform but the vs crap is gone. [22:16]
asciilifeform there is no reason for it, ever [22:16]
jurov it's about a year in production, no complaint from coinr users [22:16]
mike_c hm. i wonder if this would be a useful web service. upload your electrum/armory public key and it will watch your wallet. [22:18]
asciilifeform will it brush your teeth, too? [22:19]
asciilifeform and chew your food? [22:19]
mike_c anyway, fine, windows support no good. [22:19]
mats_cd03 what would it do? send you an email when coins move? [22:19]
mike_c well, primarily it would provide web access to a watch-only version of your wallet. [22:20]
mike_c alerts could be part of it. [22:20]
mike_c if it gets hacked.. well, then you should create a new wallet for privacy. [22:20]
mike_c i guess. really who cares. [22:20]
mike_c premium version will chew your food. [22:21]
mike_c but you can brush your own teeth. [22:21]
mats_cd03 scam. [22:22]
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mike_c use case #1: a business could allow public web access to a wallet and interested parties would know it is solvent and where money is going. [22:22]
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bounce asciilifeform: by the by, you familiar with "patch -u"? though there's really no shortcut for "delete this file", you still get to see the whole of what is being deleted even if it is the entire file. [22:23]
asciilifeform bounce: that is precisely what i was whining about [22:24]
asciilifeform bounce: i don't want to see it [22:24]
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asciilifeform bounce: the turds clutter the patches. i want the latter - small. [22:25]
bounce could argue it's an oversight in patch. for collaboration it's still better to show what's being done than to just say "stuff got deleted" ('yes, but what then?') [22:26]
asciilifeform incidentally! [22:27]
asciilifeform this is yet another case of compounding failure. [22:27]
asciilifeform even the humble unix 'patch' utility - was not designed from birth for keeping the world small, 'fits in head' [22:28]
asciilifeform it spews turd. [22:28]
asciilifeform !up Mikayla [22:28]
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asciilifeform !up Mikayla [22:28]
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Mikayla I would like to open a bit wallet but not sure about the links I see online. Any recommendations? Thanks in advance [22:28]
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jurov Mikayla: it's best to try them all [22:31]
Mikayla the way some of them look I don't know.... lol [22:31]
TheNewDeal Usagi will open one for you, just send him a,pm [22:31]
undata Mikayla: don't let someone else hold your wallet for you ^ [22:31]
Mikayla is it best to pick on in your own country? [22:32]
TheNewDeal I kid, I kid [22:32]
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Mikayla undata I'm not that stupid :) thank you :) [22:32]
TheNewDeal No such thing mikayla, its like software [22:32]
TheNewDeal I think bitcoin.org explains the differences [22:33]
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Mikayla The fact that there are over 100 links makes me nervous [22:33]
Mikayla I really don't want to be screwed over [22:33]
asciilifeform Mikayla: what exactly do you hope to achieve, personally, by making use of bitcoin ? [22:33]
asciilifeform Mikayla: generally noobs do better if they can answer this question in their heads [22:33]
Mikayla receive payments [22:33]
Mikayla that's all it is for [22:33]
jurov https://bitcoin.org/en/choose-your-wallet << not exactly million [22:34]
assbot Choose your wallet - Bitcoin [22:34]
undata Mikayla: define "own country" [22:34]
Mikayla a local website [22:34]
Mikayla opening all the links thanks [22:34]
jurov Mikayla: bitcoins are *not* accessed via website [22:34]
Mikayla considering any person can make a website I prefer to ask for reputable ones [22:34]
jurov you pick safe computer or appliacne [22:34]
jurov install wallet software [22:35]
Mikayla I appreciate the help for me the noob :) [22:35]
undata Mikayla: highest value here would be legitimate, not local [22:35]
Mikayla A friend suggested it and had to offline, that's how I ended up here and I'm trying to learn but a lot looks suspect [22:35]
undata and ensuring that what you downloaded is what was purported [22:35]
Mikayla okay got it. awesome. [22:35]
undata surely there's a trilema bootstrapping post [22:35]
ben_vulpes this is a pretty funny conversation given the previous conversations about noobs and bitcoin [22:36]
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jurov Mikayla how do they looks suspect? can you explain an example? [22:36]
undata ben_vulpes: oh hey, btw. I will at some point use a fresh pi and thermal printer to print some paper wallets, then destroy the pi [22:37]
undata seem like a plan? [22:37]
ben_vulpes thermal printing's durable? [22:38]
jurov if you go so far then destroy the printer too [22:38]
asciilifeform undata: better destroy the designer of the turd (broadcom) [22:38]
asciilifeform undata: or the folks with the master key to the pi rng. [22:38]
Mikayla ben_vulpes they show different values [22:38]
Mikayla in the same currency [22:39]
undata ben_vulpes: that would be a consideration [22:39]
jurov asciilifeform: you don't have to use it, by default it is even switched off (raspbian) [22:39]
asciilifeform jurov: and what is used in its place ? [22:39]
jurov Mikayla: because there is no official exchange rate [22:39]
undata the qr code could be transferred to something more durable thereafter, maybe [22:39]
jurov asciilifeform: std linux stuff (keyboard or whatnot) [22:39]
Mikayla so best I wait for my friend tomorrow? [22:39]
mircea_popescu hola! [22:39]
mircea_popescu how goes Mikayla ? [22:40]
undata asciilifeform: that however would do the idea in for sure. [22:40]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: we have a patient for you! [22:40]
mircea_popescu do tell! [22:40]
ben_vulpes undata: live cd/usb, boot regular device in "silent" mode, print stuff. [22:40]
davout undata: dice + wordlist, use the pi to transform the passphrase into something you can send coins to [22:40]
ben_vulpes http://picpaste.com/webcam-toy-photo10-rU1NwxNF.jpg [22:40]
assbot PicPaste - webcam-toy-photo10-rU1NwxNF.jpg [22:40]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu >> Mikayla << [22:40]
mircea_popescu uh. what is that! [22:41]
undata davout: ah ok, that gets around asciilifeform's criticism, correct? [22:41]
asciilifeform davout, undata: nope. [22:41]
asciilifeform davout, undata: rng is used at other times also. [22:41]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform i am not a big fan of rpc. [22:42]
asciilifeform sometimes i despair, and think - what else will you folks agree to play with without learning how it works first. [22:42]
mircea_popescu so my vote is an unblocking no. [22:42]
davout asciilifeform undata it's the best way to remove any kind of prng from the key-generation process [22:42]
undata asciilifeform: less despair, more education [22:42]
davout signing is a different story [22:42]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see discussion about how at 0.5.3 rpc is sorta glued in, and will take some actual work to rip out [22:42]
undata asciilifeform: how best to generate a safe paper wallet? [22:43]
mircea_popescu im going through the logs nao [22:43]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the shitgnomes glued it in, to learn how, read source [22:43]
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asciilifeform undata: safe from what [22:43]
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undata asciilifeform: anything of which you think I should be wary. [22:44]
mircea_popescu !up tpt_toolbox [22:44]
-assbot- You voiced tpt_toolbox for 30 minutes. [22:44]
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jurov btw this is actually good food for thought - is there a process one can cryptograpically safely *on paper* generate public key (btc address) from private key? [22:46]
mod6 Ok, so this is what we came up with for a Bitcoin Foundation charter: http://dpaste.com/0A9NGC9 [22:46]
assbot dpaste: 0A9NGC9 [22:46]
asciilifeform jurov: in principle - yes [22:46]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2014/10/BTAgent-cpe-backdoor.htm <<< this shit's pretty insane. cazalla i think we want to show some support ? [22:46]
asciilifeform jurov: church-turing. [22:46]
mircea_popescu jurov yes. but documenting it would be a very good thing to do. [22:46]
mircea_popescu anyone wanna write a qntra article titled "how to calculate your own bitcoin address, pen on paper only" ? it'd be a great thing. [22:47]
Duffer1 i believe reddit beat you to that one [22:48]
Duffer1 oh nm that was pen n paper mining [22:48]
jurov church-turing on pediwiki seems to be something unrelated [22:48]
mircea_popescu Duffer1 link beats claim ? [22:48]
asciilifeform jurov: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Church-TuringThesis.html [22:49]
assbot Church-Turing Thesis -- from Wolfram MathWorld [22:49]
jurov i had in mind RSA something.. multiplying 200digit numbers would be tedious but doable [22:49]
Mikayla hi mircea_popescu sorry was on a call [22:49]
jurov with emphasis on *doable* [22:49]
mircea_popescu not more tedious than 100 multiplications of two digit numbers [22:49]
undata maybe a pi image could be built which would help with the "by hand" calculations? [22:50]
mircea_popescu Mikayla make a proper pic will you. [22:50]
asciilifeform undata: or 'help' [22:50]
Mikayla how so? [22:50]
TheNewDeal ;;Ud pi [22:51]
jurov hmmm... and if we can admit 1990s desktop calculator... [22:51]
gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pi | Pi is an irrational number (meaning the digits never end or have a repeating pattern) that is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter...this ratio is a ... [22:51]
mircea_popescu Mikayla do you see the girls in the article ? they are clearly visible in good light. your thing looks is neither. [22:51]
Mikayla I wasn't sure about exposing my face and it is night time here :) [22:51]
TheNewDeal Street whores article? [22:51]
mircea_popescu Mikayla none of the previous girls died of face exposure so far. [22:52]
mircea_popescu TheNewDeal that's a different one. [22:52]
mircea_popescu thestringpuller: just do it how MP did it <<< wiser words were never spoken :) [22:53]
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mircea_popescu TheNewDeal: Problem with btc options is the convexity <<< prolly the largest, right after "no actual spot" [22:54]
Mikayla will try. I use energy saving bulbs in my home which isn't very friendly with my webcam [22:54]
Mikayla I'm pro earth :) [22:54]
mircea_popescu so do it tomorrow in the sun, this place isn't going anywhere. [22:55]
undata asciilifeform: help may just be a calculator, no? [22:55]
asciilifeform mod6: why we need the charter thing, again ? [22:55]
Mikayla so I've wasted my time finding better light? [22:55]
Mikayla ;) [22:55]
asciilifeform undata: need calculator, use a pocket calculator. [22:55]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform what can it hurt ? [22:55]
mod6 to outline the foundations mission [22:55]
ben_vulpes nobody's going to complain, Mikayla ;) [22:55]
mircea_popescu Mikayla show me and ill tell you. [22:55]
Mikayla do you want clear quality to as the image? [22:55]
undata asciilifeform: yep, as old as possible [22:55]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: what can it hurt << cruft [22:55]
Mikayla my webcam may be too weak [22:56]
jurov to get 1024bits you'll need 400 dice throws. and lesser rsa is vulnerable [22:56]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform didja read the thing ? it ain't cruft. [22:56]
Mikayla lol [22:56]
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mircea_popescu jurov http://trilema.com/2012/romanian-dicelist/ [22:56]
assbot Romanian Dicelist pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. [22:56]
mircea_popescu not 400 no [22:56]
mircea_popescu Mikayla all you got is a webcam thingee ? [22:56]
Mikayla but I look so good in eerie glow :P [22:57]
asciilifeform jurov: usg breaks 1024 without breaking a sweat. [22:57]
Mikayla I have an s4 but my fat friends foot stood on it [22:57]
mircea_popescu Mikayla you're young, you look good anyway. [22:57]
Mikayla so... [22:57]
mircea_popescu mike_c: argv isn't the best cross-process communication strategy. <<< this is true. and at least the best debugged anyway. [22:58]
Mikayla not winning with this eerie glow [22:58]
Mikayla im using my built in webcam [22:58]
Mikayla told you I'm new to this :P [22:58]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it isn't a cross-process apparatus at all, sadly. [22:58]
jurov mircea_popescu: but the problem is, how to compute bitcoin address from it without exposing privkey to electronics [22:58]
Mikayla my code will be recycled... [22:59]
mircea_popescu Mikayla no, it's yours 4lyf. [22:59]
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mircea_popescu jurov not a bad q. [22:59]
mircea_popescu !up vicdoc [22:59]
-assbot- You voiced vicdoc for 30 minutes. [22:59]
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mircea_popescu !up Mikayla [22:59]
-assbot- You voiced Mikayla for 30 minutes. [22:59]
* assbot gives voice to Mikayla [22:59]
mircea_popescu Mikayla where you from anyway ? [22:59]
asciilifeform jurov: charles babbage's engine ? [22:59]
Mikayla ask no questions tell no lies :) [23:00]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: so far i got qt and ssl snipped. mega-triumph! lol << weren't you supposed to work for nsa anyway!!1 [23:00]
jurov sha2-type algo will work fine even with 100 bits from dice, but computation is tedious [23:00]
midnightmagic Mikayla mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mixdio_ [23:01]
midnightmagic Mikayla mike_c MiningBuddy mircea_popescu mixdio_ [23:01]
mircea_popescu Mikayla well somehow i don't think you hacked into a south african ip. [23:01]
Mikayla hush :P [23:01]
thestringpuller LOL [23:01]
mircea_popescu do you know fluffypony ? he's really hawt! [23:01]
bounce such hax [23:01]
Mikayla maybe i'm a really fat guy? [23:01]
fluffypony lol [23:01]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'd like this shit done, so six month from now i can get the damned book. [23:01]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform okok [23:01]
thestringpuller Mikayla: your tits prove otherwise? [23:01]
fluffypony ;;later tell BingoBongo http://i.imgur.com/6g3gDzB.jpg [23:01]
gribble The operation succeeded. [23:01]
mircea_popescu thestringpuller i've seen fat guys with really big tits... [23:02]
mircea_popescu fluffypony lol good strat. [23:02]
asciilifeform http://www.leviathansecurity.com/blog/the-case-of-the-modified-binaries << thanks to diametric [23:02]
thestringpuller mircea_popescu: smooth and hairless like the ones posted? [23:02]
assbot The Case of the Modified Binaries | Leviathan Security Group [23:02]
asciilifeform tor exe diddler finally caught in the wild [23:03]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: what else do you want to do to the thing? << yeah this question scares me too. [23:03]
fluffypony asciilifeform: yeah was an excellet read [23:03]
fluffypony *excellent [23:03]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: also i seem to be the only one here (afaik) with a 100 % working build setup... [23:04]
mircea_popescu so the data is in, my .5.x copies from early 2013 do not match the shas of the stuff available for download now, but if you diff the source it does match. [23:05]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but i kinda hope that i can put this down for a while after jurov proclaims a mailing list box that works to gpg spec [23:05]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and i can drop me turd there [23:05]
Mikayla sorry was on a call again [23:05]
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Mikayla headed out with a gay friend tonight [23:05]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: didja get the 'git' crud out? [23:05]
Mikayla managed to find an angle without the eerie witch look [23:05]
mircea_popescu Mikayla what on call is that ? you videochat or what. [23:05]
Mikayla someone called me :) [23:05]
Mikayla on my phone :)P [23:05]
mircea_popescu :p [23:05]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform sort-of. [23:05]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: unpack, deturdulate, and diff -Nur oldturddir newturddir [23:06]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: why even bother with windows? << because satoshi was the sort of idjit that ran his workstation on windows. [23:06]
mircea_popescu it's sad, but it's true. [23:06]
ben_vulpes fml really? [23:06]
mircea_popescu yes. really. [23:06]
ben_vulpes how do-- [23:06]
ben_vulpes nevermind. [23:06]
mircea_popescu i know. it's like the darkest deepest secret of bitcoin. [23:07]
ben_vulpes was he one of those "cryptographers" who run on windows? [23:07]
asciilifeform or wanted to pretend to be that sort, yes. [23:07]
mircea_popescu he wasn't a crpytographer at all. [23:07]
ben_vulpes burn [23:07]
ben_vulpes it [23:07]
ben_vulpes with [23:07]
mircea_popescu not anymore than you're a rocket scientist, at any rate. [23:07]
ben_vulpes fire [23:07]
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ben_vulpes oh zing [23:07]
* ben_vulpes thinks [23:07]
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ben_vulpes i'm pretty sure i only ever claimed to fuck around with the tools in us 'college' [23:08]
thestringpuller goo afternoon pete_dushenski [23:08]
pete_dushenski thestringpuller goo pm! [23:08]
kakobrekla ben_vulpes just claim the downed pilot story and move on. [23:08]
pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2014/10/24/the-greatest-men-arent-necessarily-the-happiest-men/ [23:08]
assbot The Greatest Men Aren’t Necessarily The Happiest Men | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski [23:08]
Mikayla why do I upload again? [23:08]
Mikayla need to washing my eye linger off me [23:08]
Mikayla haha [23:08]
mircea_popescu Mikayla just email. [23:08]
Mikayla #nomakeuptoplessselfie [23:08]
Mikayla not the other link? [23:08]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, washing the code in bleach to get winblowze off is a good idea. [23:09]
thestringpuller good* [23:09]
asciilifeform i'da done this long ago, if i had any reason to [23:09]
thestringpuller pete_dushenski: /window 42 [23:09]
mircea_popescu Mikayla either way. [23:09]
thestringpuller Wow i need to get better at using irssi [23:09]
asciilifeform i'd like to plant the tree of 'koraktor' book of src, so when i actually have time to do the deed with it, it's there. [23:10]
asciilifeform (substitute name if anyone has name) [23:10]
davout mircea_popescu: "because satoshi was the sort of idjit that ran his workstation on windows" <<< did it even matter that much before bitcoin was invented anyway? [23:10]
TheNewDeal Satoshi wasnt a cyrptographer? [23:10]
Mikayla give meail or link pls [23:10]
asciilifeform davout: does washing matter if there is no one to smell ? [23:10]
asciilifeform davout: how about shitting in toilet instead of pants? [23:11]
TheNewDeal No. The answer is no [23:11]
davout asciilifeform: the answer to this question is less obvious than it seems [23:11]
asciilifeform davout: who said it was obvious. [23:11]
Mikayla on phone to friend agin. [23:11]
Mikayla en route to pick me up, [23:11]
davout asciilifeform: i said it seemed obvious, not that it was :-) [23:11]
Mikayla mircea_popescu link or email addy? [23:11]
mircea_popescu davout yes. gpg existed before bitcoin. [23:12]
kakobrekla the fuckin noise hole on this chick... [23:12]
Mikayla would you be talking about me? [23:12]
kakobrekla me? yes. [23:12]
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mircea_popescu Mikayla http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/office.jpg [23:12]
Mikayla just doing as instructed [23:12]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform: the answer to this question is less obvious than it seems << spoken like a tru frenchman :D [23:13]
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Mikayla sent [23:14]
Mikayla ciao ciao [23:14]
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mircea_popescu mike_c: because what is the average windows bitcoin user supposed to use now? the foundation binary? << the average bitcoin user is welcome to get fucked. [23:14]
asciilifeform ^^^^^^^ [23:14]
mike_c yes yes, we agreed. [23:14]
mircea_popescu oh, i wanna be in bitcoin but i can't afford a computer lalala. [23:14]
* asciilifeform resharpens shears [23:14]
mircea_popescu this is like wanting to do options on 100 bux. no such thing. [23:15]
mike_c because everyone should come to bitcoin fully formed superuser. [23:15]
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mircea_popescu mike_c in so many words, yes. [23:15]
ben_vulpes or make mistakes get burned and learn [23:15]
mircea_popescu why, SWIFT takes people off the street ? [23:15]
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asciilifeform though, fat lot of good, if the n00bs get poetteringed instead... [23:15]
mike_c so why did mpoe-pr spend so much time on forums trying to guide noobs? [23:15]
ben_vulpes side note: classic python exception-oriented-programming https://github.com/nanotube/supybot-bitcoin-marketmonitor/blob/master/RatingSystem/plugin.py#L40 [23:15]
assbot supybot-bitcoin-marketmonitor/plugin.py at master nanotube/supybot-bitcoin-marketmonitor GitHub [23:15]
ben_vulpes mike_c: why, PR for mpex! [23:15]
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mats_cd03 http://www.leviathansecurity.com/blog/the-case-of-the-modified-binaries/ [23:15]
assbot The Case of the Modified Binaries | Leviathan Security Group [23:15]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform fuck em, the ycan have their five btc together and do whatever they do with it. it'll be like the 192.x.x.x ip space [23:15]
mircea_popescu mike_c 2010 is not 2014. [23:16]
asciilifeform mats_cd03: posted a few minutes ago, for some reason nobody commented [23:16]
mircea_popescu in 1700 you could be a senator by being a farmer in the us. [23:16]
mircea_popescu today, fuck you. [23:16]
mats_cd03 woops. [23:16]
mike_c running a bitcoin wallet is not being in the senate. [23:16]
mircea_popescu running a secure one is, yes. [23:16]
mircea_popescu running a sorta-secure one is delegating the vote. [23:17]
asciilifeform mats_cd03: and yes, that particular circus trick is trivial, and the node operator is quite dumb to be caught so easily. come on, first pillage, then burn. patch exe only after typical usage pattern in captured packet stream! (indicative of luser - 'facebook', etc.) [23:17]
mircea_popescu sure, maybe your elected reps won't fuck you over. it's possible. [23:17]
mike_c yes, that i agree with. i thought it might be nice to have some wallet software available to the lower tier that doesn't phone home every time you open it and lose your coin everytime SSL gets probed. [23:17]
mircea_popescu so then they can download the FREE linux distro of their choice [23:17]
mike_c but it's fine, i capitulated. [23:18]
asciilifeform mike_c: 'things must be made as simple as possible, but not simpler' [23:18]
mircea_popescu o god no, untinkable, lifting buttcheek of couch!!11 [23:18]
mircea_popescu so user unfriendly, srsly. [23:18]
asciilifeform free distro << poettering rubs his hands, cackles. [23:18]
davout mircea_popescu: "mike_c 2010 is not 2014." <<< you weren't there in 2010 [23:18]
davout :p [23:18]
mircea_popescu davout yes, but the activity of 2011/2012 is based on the state of the world previous. [23:19]
mike_c listen you pack of elitist fucks, bitcoin is for the masses and dogecoin is going back to the moon. [23:19]
davout you have a point [23:19]
mircea_popescu just like the shit we're talking about here will be a thing in 2015 and then [23:19]
mats_cd03 remember kids, examine the checksum before install. esp with tor involved. [23:19]
mircea_popescu mike_c only thing going to the moon is undata. [23:19]
bounce The Moon is Waxing Crescent (1% of Full) [23:19]
mircea_popescu and he has to pay a big... i mean long ... i mean thick price for it. [23:19]
asciilifeform mats_cd03, mircea_popescu, et. al: here's a little project i've procrastinated for, ~1 year now, that perhaps someone would like to pick up: read gpg pubkeys (from wherever - wot, keyservs, etc) through tor. [23:20]
asciilifeform and look for diddlanomalies [23:20]
mircea_popescu so that after i do that i can write an article about how tor is insecure ? [23:20]
asciilifeform lol [23:20]
mircea_popescu :p [23:20]
asciilifeform other suggested experiments [23:20]
mats_cd03 sounds easy. there are only a thousand exit nodes, no? [23:21]
asciilifeform set up honeypot, log in (successfully, via various protocols) to it through tor [23:21]
asciilifeform and then watch for the unaccounted for login. [23:21]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform this will only get lamers. [23:21]
asciilifeform ultimate project: wall of shame, hosted in neutral country, which displays all easily-parseable login/pw pairs from a few Gb/sec worth of exit node. [23:22]
mircea_popescu mod6: someone could make a worthy ui to interact with the baseline b-a bitcoind. then qt is out of core, and lives in someother project. << a good idea, but kinda what armory will end up being [23:22]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: only lamers << it's a nature preserve for lamers, so far mostly untouched by zoologists. [23:22]
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mircea_popescu whether they're aware yet or not. [23:22]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform neutral country ? what are you, a dyslexig santaist ? [23:23]
asciilifeform shorthand for ru [23:23]
asciilifeform lol [23:23]
mircea_popescu mike_c:the only thing i use bitcoin on windows for is watching wallets. what about that case? >> i dunno, pipe grep ? [23:23]
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asciilifeform host on blockchain telegraph, whatever. [23:24]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform also on the list of surgeries : motherfucker memory management holy shit omfg. [23:24]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: mempool ? [23:25]
mircea_popescu i STILL suspect there's a couple unaccounted leaks in the code [23:25]
asciilifeform anybody ever bother to valgrind? [23:25]
mircea_popescu nobody that knows how to use valgrind. [23:26]
asciilifeform wtf [23:26]
asciilifeform srsly ?!! [23:26]
mircea_popescu well the power rangers, but i have little faith. [23:26]
asciilifeform and here i was, thinking that someone actually gave a damn [23:26]
mircea_popescu depends what you mean by "give" [23:26]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: after this is over, you gotta tell us which soviet calculator you've been using, since '11, for your bitcoin needs. [23:26]
mircea_popescu no. [23:27]
asciilifeform lelz [23:27]
asciilifeform !b 3 [23:27]
assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3PCG7SV.txt ) [23:27]
mircea_popescu maybe once it's over in the sense of, we're all drunk in the retirement home. [23:27]
TheNewDeal The $900k coin days? [23:27]
asciilifeform perhaps one day we meet old woman, and she'll say 'i was a five-output NAND gate in mr p's bitcoin circuit...' [23:27]
TheNewDeal !B 1 [23:28]
mircea_popescu speaking of which, chick was just over, she stripped, and apparently left. now i have a sundress and a bra on my counter. [23:28]
mircea_popescu wtf is she and what is she doing there naked. [23:28]
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TheNewDeal Hahaha [23:28]
mircea_popescu this nand gating ... [23:29]
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bounce best irc [23:29]
asciilifeform well some fella did write 'i was hitler's valet' or somesuch [23:30]
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asciilifeform obligatory: [23:30]
asciilifeform ;;google when computers were human [23:30]
gribble Grier, D.A.: When Computers Were Human (eBook and Paperback).: ; When Computers Were Human: David Alan Grier: 9780691133829 ...: ; The Age of Female Computers - The New Atlantis: [23:30]
mircea_popescu mike_c: premium version will chew your food. << you know, i'm not personally that advanced, but having girly crack your pumpkin seeds/pistachio nuts for you is not so bad. [23:31]
mircea_popescu chewing food seems more for the very sick. [23:31]
asciilifeform people constantly ask for functionality that is quite equivalent to chewing food. [23:32]
asciilifeform it confuses me also. [23:32]
mircea_popescu TheNewDeal: Usagi will open one for you, just send him a,pm << dudes you gotta stop with this "sarcasm" directed at noobs. [23:32]
mircea_popescu sarcasm is generally the lowest form of wit, but when addressed to people who openly admit not having a clue so therefore not being able to catch it it's just irredeemably stupid. [23:33]
mike_c confuses? it's quite simple, "chewing food" is relative. [23:33]
mike_c but i'm done defending the noobs. i'm not a complete noob anymore, so fuck 'em. [23:34]
mircea_popescu lol [23:34]
mircea_popescu ok, that sarcasm was pretty good. [23:34]
mircea_popescu hater. [23:34]
davout lol [23:34]
mod6 so speaking of n00bs. can we add a link to the log.bitcoin-assets.com page that takes a person to the first day of logs availble? [23:35]
davout ;;seen pankkake [23:36]
gribble pankkake was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 52 minutes, and 51 seconds ago: here is 0.000195. [23:36]
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asciilifeform thing is, we're not fucking the noob [23:36]
mike_c also, kakobrekla, low pri bug report: links_only is busted on logs. [23:36]
mircea_popescu mod6 it does that if you use the calendar. [23:36]
asciilifeform just preventing him (or rather, his chumpmeister) from fucking us [23:36]
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mod6 oh! ok [23:37]
* mod6 looks [23:37]
asciilifeform no reason why someone suicidally willing to take responsibility for the inevitable, can't add winblows support [23:37]
asciilifeform but - i won't. and i can't picture who will. [23:37]
mod6 ahh, ic. thanks :) [23:37]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform generally, people who can compile it can also secure windows to a sufficient degree [23:37]
mike_c reason #342 why this should be v0.1 [23:37]
asciilifeform secure winblows lol [23:37]
kakobrekla mike_c i see what i did there will fix. [23:37]
asciilifeform thing is, portability to winblows has costs. [23:38]
asciilifeform beyond mere weight [23:39]
asciilifeform e.g., wanna use your custom '/dev/random'? tough [23:39]
mike_c not tough. platform layer is not a difficult thing to implement. [23:40]
asciilifeform want raw block device access for weaning the thing off bdb? tough [23:40]
asciilifeform mike_c: aha and now you'll be up to your knees in microshit [23:40]
mike_c but isolated. [23:40]
mircea_popescu "Evidence of media fakery that implied corruption in the local health authority and indeed in NHS England. It was one of many similar fake news stories - viz the engineered "Mid Staffs Crisis" used to provide the pretext for rationalising and closing health facilities across the country." [23:40]
mircea_popescu asswipes. [23:40]
undata mircea_popescu | mike_c only thing going to the moon is undata. << maybe I'll luck out and Elon's overcompensating [23:40]
mircea_popescu undata you know i hear that's the appeal of the trannies ? [23:41]
mircea_popescu can be safely gay knowing you won't be splayed by too big a tool. [23:41]
undata ha [23:41]
mircea_popescu mike_c yeah isolated. from your friends and family. [23:41]
asciilifeform mike_c: isolated << if you want to write this, and sign it, who am i to say you oughtn't. [23:41]
asciilifeform but - i do so hate the sea of ifdefs. [23:42]
TheNewDeal Mp as far as the shitty spot price goes, couldnt one set up some actual usd deverable calls/puts at certain prices to protect against a rigged signal? [23:42]
mike_c <+asciilifeform> but - i do so hate the sea of ifdefs. << totally agreed on this. [23:42]
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