This being the only country in the world where a semi can run down a McLaren on the fucking highwayi.
I mean, what next, a turkey crashed into a bullet, an island hit a torpedo, melcul, tusti! din tufis ?
Yet that's exactly how they fucking drive. Selling the Tico poks fast cars is like selling nine year old schoolgirls double-ended dongs. They might like 'em, they might admire 'em, handle them, hit each other over the head with them... but they ain't ever gonna use 'em for anything like the intended purpose.
- To be technical, "una via que viene referida como autopista". [↩]