The kids know words, or The post-lulz festival of pointless imbecility

Remember how I said that the disadvantage of teaching people NEETs the alphabet and nothing more is that you have to somehow put up with a bunch of retards that can now express themselves in writing ? Yeah, it was a few years ago, it's true. Nevertheless,

Last Friday's douche is gonna... I mean, "an art collective", right ? There's no barrier to entry whatsoever, if a bunch of unwashed junkies "identify as" an "art collective" that's it and that's all, they're now what they say they are. Because what you say you are... that is what you'll be.ⁱ and every time the salt writes "Pepper" on the shaker I end up with spicy soup. You don't ? So then!

And "all the tricks in the book". Has he seen this book ? Does he know anyone who has seen such a book ? If he ran into the guy that wrote the motherfucking book, would he even know when to shut the fuck up ?ⁱⁱ Nevertheless, all the foregoing notwithstanding, somehow, magically -- he's gonna... What's he gonna do ? Umm... well... he could say some words. Would you like that ?

You'd better like it, because guess what ? Yeah, I expect you guessed it : whether you like it or not, whether it works out or not, whether anything whatsoever at all, dumb idiocy will persevere.

For as long as you keep feeding them, that is. For as long as you keep feeding the morons, they'll be shambling about, saying the words -- all of the words -- and not doing any of the deeds.

Alternatively, the obvious approach would be adopting some guerilla tactics. You know, like shooting them in the face.

Shoot them in the face.

1. All the tenses are the same tense, what will, was, could, might, can, whatevers... [↩]
2. Hint : no, lol. [↩]