The Clouds That Threaten Domestic Bliss

What's my eagle eye spy ?

Is that a buttmoon ?!

Apparently it's a buttmoon!

But why's there a buttmoon ? Let's investigate this occurence!

Oh wows, it's not merely just a butt, floating midair! It turns out upon examination the thing's actually connected to a complete whore whole rest of her!

Butt where might she be houriⁱ-ing to ?!

And with gear and equippment no less!

Is it conceivable she's running over to catch an escaped ass ?

Could she be chasing after more disembodied parts ? Just what kind of amorous disorder's my house home to ?!

Quick, quick, go into the light!

Precum se poate constata atit experimental cit si artistic, chiar si-ntre doua poa' sa te ploua ; dar a) nu pe oua si b) nu multa vreme. Deci bun ?ⁱⁱ

We will skip the other 95 or so shots in this set, on the theory that who wants to see bare cunts with welted butts emptying a clothes line, amirite ? Instead, let's forget software, move on to hardware.

Because we're so totally over software. Hardware, geddit, coming from software, you see what I did there, yes ? Wink wink fudge fudge ?

So I bought myself some cool (nudge nudge) CPUs. Notwithstanding they're significantly older than pretty much every "expert online", they're also... actually better than everything else available. Perhaps this is not coincidental.

Oh, yeah, and one of them new curved monitors while at it. Sa am la curve, as it were. Supposedly they're great for gamingⁱⁱⁱ -- not that I've yet had time to even power it on, but perhaps one of these days.

Other than which, the garden's in full bloom.

Si-n incheiere, va urez un calduros

1. حُـورِيَّـة [↩]
2. In alte stiri, o fo' cod portocaliu de pula-n pizda & futut in cur prin Serbia zilele astea. Ce sa zic... cic-o dat cu oua. [↩]
3. Curvele, nu coardele. [↩]