Get lost, dumbo!

Saturday, 16 February, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Wei were sitting about chatting, and the conversation revealed to my conscious mind something I've certainly known all along : in the whole lives (such as they ware) of all the moronic 20something year old females whom I've blocked with a curt "get lost" this was the first time they were told to get lost, and the first time they were blocked, ever, on all of the "social media". And the first time they were told their intelligence is in question, by anyone, anywhere, ever. And the very first time they even heard of such a thing ever happening, to anyone. Ever.

Thousands upon thousands of non-consensual online deflorations, that's the glory crowning my (online) brow. Nevermind the thousand of inept boys who were never e-raped before, there's at least just as many inept girls whose lives (well, "lives") are never going to be the same now! Because they can't be! You always remember your first time!!!

It really "should be illegal" and in any case is doubleplusungood, wouldn't you say ? Besides, the great guys not to mention experts in things and matters will probably get a kick out of it, so let's republish some bits :

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master 1y
Pretty great actually. Right now just sitting down with a cup of coffee, but in general like... helping baby turtles find the ocean, check this out : http://trilema.com/2017/galati-yacht

Ropebaby91 28F Switch 1y
Cool

Ropebaby91 28F Switch 4h
Hey

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master 1m
You're too old now, go away.

-Julie_ 21F Exploring
How about you read profiles before messaging?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
It makes entirely no difference what some 20yo ditz thinks she thinks about anything.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

battlecat88 28F Undecided
cool. what the fuck is your problem? go act holier than thou to someone that gives a fuck about what you think.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, moron.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Kitty_Sinful 20F Switch
Aaaand... Any interest I had is now gone. If you're trying to fuck somebody, don't take digs at their intelligence. I politely inquired what you were trying to say, and you responded in a crass way. Have a nice day. Goodbye.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get the fuck lost, moron.

GIGISPOCKET 22F Dom
lmfao go ask your momma, I'm not submissive. Read profiles carefully

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Nobody gives a shit about your dumbass profile, get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

MummyDaddyWanted 27F babygirl
umm i couldnt see what you had said to me as it was on my phone and now i can see it on my laptop dont talk to me like a piece of shit you cunt

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, tard.

miss-s-dom 29Fii Domme
Did you miss the part in my profile where it mentions I'm a domme? It's in the... all of it part.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Actually, I just noticed you're too old. Bye.

daddydomm1996 22F Dom
I don’t know why you messaged my sub but she’s not yours nor will she ever be. She doesn’t bow down to you. You don’t own her I do.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dorky.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Kittenkaotic23 24F kitten
Your message literally says "not even kidding" that's it

Kittenkaotic23 24F kitten
So I dont understand how that has anything to do with a measure of my intelligence.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Of course you wouldn't, the same brain that fails to understand the world around it predictably also fails understand why it's failing. See here & get lost.

SheLCar17 20F babygirl
Yeah no never gonna happen

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Then what good are you ?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Syff07 27F Switch
Cool. Bye

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're really too dumb to be here.iii

mnira 29F Little
I am a submissive little not a submissive slave and there is a huge difference between that and this..

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're also way too old to be of any use. Bye.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

frostbite88 22F Brat
Or maybe I deleted our previous conversation and have no idea what you're referring to.

LordMPofTMSR
Or maybe you're a retard. Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

pure_vixen 22F Princess
Questioning my intelligence. How ignorant of you. I didn’t mean I couldn’t understand what you were saying, I said that because I could only read a small section of the caption before it trails off and there’s no way for me to access it. Word of advice, keep the caption short, use your so called intellect and write what you want to share with a person in the message box.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

boredgirl587 26F Switch
Lmfao! Idk what kind of pathetic women you use that language to, but I’ll asure you, that is the BIGGEST turn off, aside from your pubic hair beard. Dudes like you are the very last thing I’m interested in playing with. :)iv
You’re quite cocky for someone who looks like a kiddy diddler.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, moron.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

brownsugarphat 24F Princess
And you're failing this manners test. Gtfo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao retard. Start here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Coniectrix 24F Brat
like I care about that or your opinion.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao retard. Start here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

simplydistracted 22F Exploring
how about you go fuck yourself?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao retard. Start here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

LittlestBabyBat 28F Brat
I'm on Mobile, the only thing I can see is " how about you drop. .." and then your message "not even kidding" . So please tuck that condescending bullshit back in your pocket asshole.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're too dumb to be on my internet. Get the fuck lost.

DutchRopeBaby 30F Princess
Okay cool

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not interested in 30 year olds, bye.

GoddessMyranda 22F Domme
This is a beyond disrespectful message to send to a Dominant or anyone that you have never spoken to before, for that matter.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao. Start here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Wigglytuff 20F sub
It's a shame that you're not. Not interested, leave me be please.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao.

Get lost ; but forever remember your femtarded idiocy will never get you anywhere.v

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

RoseInRain 98Fvi babygirl
Lol

RoseInRain 98F babygirl
I play at the top of the food chain, sweetie. You’ll have to do better than that.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Bwahahaha.

Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Bacon-and-Legs 21F Princess
Someone has a big man complex.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
If you're passively-aggressively trying to discuss me, you're off the mark : I actually am a big man.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
A nevermind, meanwhile discovered you're short.

Ain't nobody got time for that, get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

ezzydarling 19F Evolving
I’m on mobile and the subject line that you made the brunt of your inquiry is getting cut off. So I apologize for wanting to fully understanding what you are asking of me. But I don’t appreciate being insulted for no reason.
That’s how you lose a woman’s interest.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

imalist 19F Brat
Ha. Well I still think that’s funny. I’m not doing that

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
So then get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Blayze89 29F sub
How about you read the part of my profile that says I'm under consideration?

Not even kidding.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
See here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

LittlePinkMocchi 24F Little Uh what? I've been asked some STRANGE things but THIS? This takes the cake. :/

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
So welcome out of your bubble, what.

LittlePinkMocchi 24F Little
Welcome out of my bubble? I'm sorta confused by the way you're talking. So, I got a very standard question for you. Have you read my bio?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Nope.

LittlePinkMocchi 24F Little
I thought as much. Most don't. sigh Anyways, make an effort to know someone before messaging them.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Woman, nobody gives a shit what conditions you'd like to impose upon the world, or think you might or whatever the fuck.

Cut out the pompous self-important bullshit and limit yourself to answering ther questions asked of you, when asked, and to the best of your ability. That's the whole thing.

LittlePinkMocchi 24F Little
1. No one in this world has to answer to anyone. Unless they so choose.
2. The ones that they would choose would not be a pompous, unintelligent child such as yourself.
3. If I was going to go straight, it wouldn't be for some that well acts and looks like an ignorant disgusting excuse for a life form that cannot even dane others to consider them a human being.
4. I do not lower my self to dregs such as you so go and speak to your own kind the fellow scum of the earth.

LittlePinkMocchi 24F Little
No rebuking comments as beforevii, I see. Good. Thanks for the fun.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

CuteFaceFreak 28F Sensualist
Thank you im flattered you'd be so bold and think I'd consider you. But, no...best of luck to you, mister.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao you'd consider me ? What are you, stupid ?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

_sirenita 24F Princess
I think caring about a stranger’s test would be more of a failure.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Nobody asked you what you thought, dumbass. Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

badsushi 23F sub
That seems pretty bold of you to assume you would be worth serving

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Start here.

badsushi 23F sub
No thanks

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Then get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding

SubmissivelyT 21F kitten
I already serve someone who I am quite fond of. I am not interest in serving anyone else on a 24/7 basis. Any other partners after Him would be on a play partner basis

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
See here.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Korytsya 26F Princess
You clearly don't know how to read, peasant.viii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Roflmao

Arkhorne 31M Dom
Ok so... I think I need to stop that!

Who you think you are for speeking like that to my sub?

And for don't asking me before speeking to her?

If you don't know how to talk properly to others you shouldn't talk to anyone!

And learn to read a description before speaking to someone!

Now go fuck yourself!

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dork.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Redlilpuppy 19F pup
But.. I serve my Daddy

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
GLFH.

PS

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

EmmaMiasma 19F sub
What a lovely way to introduce yourself to someone.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
I'm not "introducing myself", dumbo. Now get the fuck lost, and memorize this on your way out.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

angelone-gray 25F sub
Désolé je parle français je n'est pas compris.
Je ne parle pas aux garçons qui n'ont pas demander a mon dominant l'autorisation de me parler.
Au revoir

LordMPofTMSR
Ahahah what a moron.ix

Get your head out of your ass, but get the fuck lost first.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

kitty69love 22F Brat
What do you want.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

MandraGox 26F Mistress
hahahahaha, not to be a joke, it's quite funny ...
that would be extremely boring for me ...
to say the least...

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
How do you know ?

MandraGox 26F Mistress
Well, I'll be clearer, I'm not interested..

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're not very bright, is what you're not. Get lost.x

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

beaniebaby93 25F babygirl
Lol dude I have a kid and a life. How about "hi, my name is ___, how are you?". That's usually how you start a conversation.

beaniebaby93 25F babygirl
Ugly ass bald old man.xi

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, moron.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

TheSUBeffect 23F Switch
You're bad at messaging. Lengthy subjects bore me.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're too stupid to be here. Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Audiogalaxy 25F Evolving
Hi, if you've had take a look at my pictures and status, you'd noticed that I'm not a sub. And that I already have a boyfriend. And that I live in Brazil. But thanks.. I guess

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You really think any of that matters one whit ?

Audiogalaxy 25F Evolving
All of this matters to me, and I live to fulfill my desires, not anyone else's.
And btw, you really ain't my type (too old). So have a nice day :)

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Pretty lulzy. Anyway, see to here an' stop bothering me.xii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

-minnie- 23F sub
Has this line ever actually worked on someone?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
As a forinstance. Now get off your high horse, it's unbecoming.

-minnie- 23F sub
Haha you are joking right? Did you even read my bio?xiii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, derp.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Miramaxx 21F Switch
:):):):):) get the fuck outta here

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao.

Get lost, tard.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

WhorrorRy 21FtM Top
Well, your message cuts off so I'm not sure exactly what you're telling me to "drop", but I'm gunna go ahead and say, uhhhhhh no??? Fuck off?? Thanks,b. :) :)xiv

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, moron.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

xBabyg1rlx 21F sub
How about you drop whatever 'sex god' act you're trying to pull and try reading peoples profiles before messaging.

xBabyg1rlx 21F sub
Not even kidding.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Keks.

Get lost, twerp.

CumAndAttraction 43M Kinkster
Any recommendations on where to meet kink friendly women? I'm not interested in escorts.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Go do your six months of log reading like everyone else. Besides that specific channel, I have absolutely nothing to say to uppity plebs.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

_Jun_ 25F Domme
I honestlyxv pity any woman that has to bear your presence. Never write me again.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Hahaha, check out the uppity if worthless moron.

What are you doing on my internet anyways ?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

greeneyes0318 23F sub
I feel insulted.xvi

greeneyes0318 23F sub
Anyhow, I don't see how dropping everything and dedicating my life to serving you would be beneficial to me.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
That's because you're not only extremely fucking stupid, but also incredibly cheeky.

See this then get the fuck off my Internet.xvii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

DSANDREA 22F Mistress
No. Thanks. Maybe in another moment of life.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
See here ; and medidate as to how that's never your call.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

PrimitiveSlut 23F sub
Would be a bit hard from England

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Well at first you'd come over for a coupla weeks, see how well we fit. Have you ever visited Costa Rica ?

PrimitiveSlut 23F sub
I have never travelled out of my countryxviii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Ah, it's beautiful. Here : [various travel links snipped]

PrimitiveSlut 23F sub
They are beautiful pictures

PrimitiveSlut 23F sub
Just seem a bit sketchy.

My apologies.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You have no fucking idea what anything is, do you. Ever been out of the rural edges of Europe even ?xix

PrimitiveSlut 23F sub
If you want to speak to me, I'd appreciate it if you spoke to me with some respect. Otherwise stop.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

KinkyFredCpl 23F babygirl
lol does that ever actually work?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
In a word, yes. See http://trilema.com/2018/meet-miss-piggy/

KinkyFredCpl 23F babygirl
well a good slave only submits to HER daddy.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, schmucky.xx

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Luv_mi-Boobs 24F Switch
I'd rather not cuck boy

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao.

Get lost, dorky.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

His_LittleMiss 22F sub
Sorry, I've just seen this message.
I use this site on my mobile, and I can't read the full subject heading, but it has certainly peaked my interest.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Right.

His_LittleMiss 22F sub
I'm assuming you think some part of that message is a lie?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
No, I just don't give a shit about a lazy yet pompous moron. Get the fuck lost, "peaked your interest" dork.xxi

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

patriarchyrulz 22F sub
Right. Im not so sure how that will go. Buut i loved your writing on The post with "am i an object or person"

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
And why not ?

patriarchyrulz 22F sub
All the reasons?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
I suppose you could start with this.

patriarchyrulz 22F sub
:) right, i dont need to be convin ed to be a slave, i already am one. Just not to you.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Nobody's "convincing" you, moron. See here on your way out.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

KINKIKIKI00 26F Brat
Okay how about this one, suck a dick and get out of my dms cause I’m not interested in your little dick and superior attitude so chow

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

xpurplexprincess 19F Little
You're rude man.xxii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

BlackRiverQueen 21F Brat
How about you go fuck yourself.

BlackRiverQueen 21F Brat
I can't even read your long winded title bullshit. Pompous ass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're a moron, what. Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

DaddyDomandVixen 22F Exploring
This is her dom and fuck off little shitxxiii

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Twerp, go read and stfu.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

xprettyxkitty 20F Sensualist
where on my profile do you see I'm submissive?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Keks.

Get lost, dorky.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Clarabbee 20F kajira
Lol I am already owned

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
I suppose you could start with this.

Clarabbee 20F kajira
All that says is that you're incredibly insecure about rejection. I have no interest in men over 30 and j am engaged to the man who owns me. Him and I are soulmates

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Keks.

Get lost, dork.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

shedevilcapri 25F Princess
Drop everything and do what? Come over and let you dominate me? Do NOT message me then insult me. If that’s what you are going to do then back the fuck off. I’m not here to play games.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
http://trilema.com/2018/meet-miss-piggy/ << what games, dorky ?

shedevilcapri 25F Princess
Honestly I don’t have the time or patiencexxiv to sit and read whatever garbage you just sent me. Nor am I interested. Stop messaging me

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're actually too dumb for this life. Get lost.

MRExtreme 52M Dom
Hi LordMP,

I will be travelling to Costa Rica with my slave. Do you have any (kinky) tips ?

Have a nice day

MRExtreme

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Go do your six months of log reading like everyone else. Besides that specific channel, I have absolutely nothing to say to uppity plebs.xxv

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Lyss1995 23F Switch
Based off of what you wrote on your profile, youre an egotistical person that has a skewd view on life and thinks way too much of themselves. Youre really full of yourself, so much so that its pathetic. You get off on trying to convince yourself youre better than everyone and you accomplish that by trying to make others feel beneath and lesser than you. I already figured youd send me some arrogant message. And i was right. Take your shitty personality and try that crap on someone else. Im smart enough not to fall for the bullshit you spew from your mouth.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

babyfacexo 25F Sadomasochist
Lol how about you drop whatever it is you’re doing and remember that I have no interest in proving my intelligence to you. Not even kidding.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, moron.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

twistedslut94 24F Slut
I think of this as a game, and I don't waste my times playing games.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Rather the case is I think of you as a moron, and I don't waste my time with morons.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

LlTTLECUB 21F kitten
I'm an Owned Little. Not a slave, and not looking for a Master. I am a Submissive, and I choose who I submit to. I am not a Slave who lets someone boss her around, has no say, or kneels before anyone. I am also not poly. I am Monogamous only, with my Daddy. To top it off, I am a Bratty Little, into Pet-play. Far from a nameless, mindless, Slave.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Moar like you're fat, ugly and stupid.xxvi

SadistDaddy423 36M Dom
Your stupidity and arrogance make me laugh, you message my Babygirl like you are something more then she has. In a lifestyle based on rules and respect you show no respect for my Submissives rules or respect for our Dynamic. Since I know you clearly can't read since my Girls page says clearly she is not available and to communicate with her it should be done through me this entire message is most likely a waste of time

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, schmucktard.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

DitaLove_xo 25F Domme
Stop being a dick and learn how to approach a Woman. Forget about serving you. If anything you’ll be the bitch on his knees for Me.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao, worthless but uppity, right ?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Lola---K 19F Dommexxvii
Read my profile. Fuck no. Not even kidding.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Haha, dorky got a profile. Really ?

And what, it... matters ?!

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Thing1One 25F Brat
I’m laughing anyway.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Ca proasta la pula, as the expression goes.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Autumn_Falls 24F sub
Wow dude :) I actually cant read the whole freaking message coz I'm on my phone so...

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

PumpkinPieCutie 25F
What is this in reference to?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

RachelMN 25F Switch
Excuse you?xxviii You send me a message with a subject I'm not able to completely read with a message saying not even kidding. So my apologies if you didnt understand why I said huh. But If you're going to act a prick after the first message. You can take your attempts somewhere else because you weren't ever going to get anywhere with me in the first place.
I do have standards, dom or master disrespectful assholes get nothing. Now what do you want.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Lanay_XP 21F Exploring
Right.

Or you put your message in the subject line.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

FoxyPrincess25 25F Brat
I don’t even know what you’re talking about Sir. So please explain

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

CaribbeanKink 25F Evolving
Hi

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Yeah ?

CaribbeanKink 25F Evolving
Uhm. U messaged me

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Buzz off, dumbass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

srsub 20F Princess
And you can go to the hell

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.xxix

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

ChelsieCeira 25F Evolving
I can see “how about you drop whatever it is you’re” and “not even kidding”
I think I missed half of the title or whatever lol

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

xxiliad 24F Princess
Wow what a dick. You're the one that put a long ass message in the subject line instead of the message itself. Get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lostxxx, moron. Nobody asked for your worthless valuations of the world around you.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

Cleverflower 20F Domme
I ' m d o m i n a n t

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Suuure.xxxi

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

DarkMaiden96 22F Princess
How about you suck my fuck and diexxxii in a hole you fucking pig I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot poll with that kind of attitude now piss off and leave me alone dirt bag

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao.

Get lost, dorky.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

sunsetyogi 22F Exploring
How about you treat me with respect and not assume I want to be a slave?

Not even kidding.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dorky.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

LindseyLovelace 24F Switch
Wow you know I really just woke up this morning hoping to prove my intelligence to specifically you, whatever will I do?

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Lilleny 21F babygirl
Oh what a guy you are. All you had sent me was "Not even kidding." Whatever you are not kidding about you had decided to put in the subject line, which cuts off after six words. So if anything, consider yourself the failure.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're too dumb to be worth clothing, get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

LolitaDiamond 22F Kinkster
How about

You pay me and i give you the time of day for thinking that every female is some sort of degradation slut, or you get the fuck outta here since you're trying way too fucking hard.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get over yourself, dumbass. And get lost, while at it.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

LittIeDove 19F sub
Uh, well. . Two things here. I want a dom who is soley with me, not fucking some fat whores behind my back . .
And you are a tad bit older than I wanted. .

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Dude, get over your dumb self. Listen to the two bit cunt, "she wanted". You're not worth dressing, what "wanted".

And get lost.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

MadnessKitten 22F Brat
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Beat it, presumptuous dumbo.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Not even kidding.

xLunaBunnyx 21F Domme
Go fuck yourself. I’m not a sub.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Lmao, no, you're just a confused tard.xxxiii Buh bye.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

pinkyprincessxx 18F Little
Well.. it's quite nice of you to stop by, but I think it's a no from me :)

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, tard.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

babygirlyy 18F babygirl
You said how about drop whatever it is, and noteven kidding. That's no intelligence testxxxiv

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

CuriousNoName 24F Hedonist
Well either way way I've checked your profile and am vastly uninterested in what you are offering. Add on to that the fact you are now degrading my intelligence, I think I'm happy doing without :)

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Get lost, dumbass.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Lalalelo 24F Switch
If you'd looked at my profile you'd probably realise you are not going to get me jumping through hoops for a meet up when I am engaged and not looking for another person to play with.

Lalalelo 24F Switch
Also if you want a slave you best find someone else to kneel before you. I'm a switch (As my profile states) who leans more towards being dominate.xxxv

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Whatever.

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
Think of it as an intelligence test. That you're failing.

Deadly-Euphoria 19F Exploring
well since I was on a broken phone I didn't get the whole message.

Deadly-Euphoria 19F Exploring
And since I am going to be a lawyer I think I am pretty smart for my (failing intelligence)

LordMPofTMSR 38M Master
You're retarded, get the fuck lost.

That'll have to do -- not because there's any end to them, but because there's an end to my patience. But, in the hope that I've entertained and educated, a bon entendeur, salut!

———
  1. I'm a guy who didn't like his original country, so he ended up making his own ; who didn't like his original family, so he ended up making his own.

    I'm a guy who has a very peculiar relationship with the first person plural pronominals : they're not inherited in my case, like in the vast majority of cases. I have made my own ; meaning that great care should be exercised saying "we" to me, because odds are you're out of scope, especially if your entire thinking on the topic consists of simply assuming you aren't.

    To answer over the ages an old Trilema dispute,

    De restu' nu raspund. []

  2. My scripts never messaged a female aged over 25 at the time of discovery, for the very simple reason that they can't. This is just how machines work, aite ?

    Nevertheless, responses keep flowing in from all sorts of girls aged even into the 30s!

    Part of it can be explained by the natural process of aging, specifically that some of them are so fucking stupid, the cutoff runs away from under them before they can get the well greased gearbox to spin enough ticks to actually get back to me. The part that can thus be explained is up to maybe 27 or so, but certainly not any older -- meaning that the rest simply lied about their age at a previous moment in time.

    Which is something girls dumb fat biosacs of no particular value do all the time, of course. What they don't do, however, is not get back to me. The bitches may protest all they want -- but in cold, actual, machine-verified reality they do drink every last dreg off that inbox, they do read it all, they're just so fucking addicted to undeserved attention they simply can't help themselves.

    So, in practical terms : you can rest assured that whatever female recipient did read whatever you deign to send her way, irrespective what claims she makes about it. She read it, and if she's saying otherwise she's simply lying, that's all.

    Stop believing women. []

  3. Yep, that's exactly right : she didn't block me -- I blocked her. []
  4. 01f602 in the original. Because totally, there's need for 6 byte Unicode to render this bullshit, "Oxford dictionary's 2015 word of the year". Herp. []
  5. Fact. []
  6. Ftr she changed her age sometime in the intervening five days -- yeah, that's right, we're not yet a week in -- because my records at the time show her 22. []
  7. This is not coincidental. For all the pretense to agency, the female judges herself as your inferior. It's what it is -- now go deal with it. Preferably, in a manner better than that. []
  8. Do you suppose she came up with that all on her own ?

    Or do you suppose the rumours are true, and the urchins actually huddle together in a sewer somewhere, waiting trepidatiously for the lightning to strike, so they can "tell it off" and things ? []

  9. Monolingualism is for cows. []
  10. Yeah, that's right, she was "not interested" is what she was. Cuz the lips were moving. []
  11. Don't you find it cute, this tendency of children to "insult" by making statements that'd bother them ? []
  12. She claims I'm not her type (too old). She is in fact too old to be a beginner slavergil. Guess which of these actually ends the conversation. []
  13. They're fundamentally incapable of apologizing for having been caught in the wrong, these "liberated" retards. Was this a positive outcome of the Hilarity ? []
  14. Needless to say, I've replaced all six-byte unishits with :) -- to absolutely no loss whatsoever. []
  15. The epithet has meanwhile become the mark of lying in this context. The difference between the plain statement ("I pity") and the adorned statement ("I honestly pity") is that the former comes from unconscious wishful thinking, whereas the latter comes from wishful thing that was regarded by the consciousness as false, yet just as desirable as before.

    It's all about desires, right ? []

  16. The term of art being "retard's handshake". []
  17. I'm not kidding, by the way. I expect the recipients to never connect to the Internet ever again ; and I mean this in the strictly legally binding sense, they've been excommunicated, and permanently. []
  18. Can you believe this shit ?

    To have never left say Costa Rica, is one thing. But stinking, ugly, dirty, crowded, miserable, bitter England ?! How stupid would one have to be ?! []

  19. Yeah, she said she hadn't before, my bad -- I just hadn't bothered to load up enough context in the terminal. What can you do. []
  20. If you challenge me, I show you up and then you fail to apologize, Ima kick you out.

    That's how challenges work, they're not a zero cost option you can write to yourself at any time. They're a bet -- if you bet and lose, you're out the wager. And if we don't know each other, your only available wager is "all in".

    I really don't give shit one whether you had other notions as to "how things work", either. []

  21. It's spelled "piqued".

    It's one thing to raid the thesaurus in an attempt to appear civilised and Derrida's-milieu-aware. It's another to invite people over for wine tasting parties where you serve California swill while phonetically misspelling whatever words your lot stole from French. []

  22. They genuinely believe politeness includes never pointing out failure. []
  23. Plus the consequences are never gonna be the same.

    Cuz this is her dom an' he's backtraced it! []

  24. What she means is, that she's formed this complex whereby she will only do work if flattered, and even then -- work to her specs, flattered to her specs.

    She's got options, just like everyone. Rite ? It's not like she'll get hurt if she doesn't do what she has to do, no no no, oh no, no such thing. Instead, the "what she had to do" will be hurt by her not doing it!!! That's totally how it works!!!

    Rite ? []

  25. What, you thought there was only one of these ?

    Keks. When bimbo tried to tell me about her experience, my first question was "which one". Because yes -- there's multiple of anything amateur. What the fuck did you expect ?! []

  26. Truth. Whatever other blather, the actual reality trumps. []
  27. All these 19yo "dommes"... holy hell, gimme a break, there is no such thing. []
  28. Such rhetorical elegance as only the midwest might've ever produced. []
  29. Yup, that's right, she's still there, waiting on the line. Who knows, maybe I buy her flowers and candy to "make up" ? Because "I have to understand"! Why not ? []
  30. Apparently when I do it, it works. []
  31. She's also c l e v e r !

    What, sayin' so dun make it so ?!?! []

  32. She's not even that angry, for her age. []
  33. Yes, "domme" hallucinations in teenaged females are a sure sign of developmental delay, also known as retardation. It's what it is, what can you do. []
  34. Salutations from the "she'd know better" brigade. []
  35. Leans more towards oral culture, rather. She uses "dominate" for "dominant" because oral cultures don't really use grammar in the Latin sense. []
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9 Responses

  1. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 19 February 2019

    Meanwhile in footnote viii lulz, the suspicion's confirmed.

  2. KittyAngelBA`s avatar
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    KittyAngelBA 
    Sunday, 3 March 2019

    I read though your accounts posts and you seem rather condescending also you seem to think that having a kink/fetish is the same as being apart if a BDSM community which is a huge red flag. Joe shmoe may have a kink or fetish. He will have little understanding of how to do it safely as he only has things like porn and random shit he finds online to help him understand it. This makes him likely an unsafe kink partner. But a safer kink partner would be someone involved in the community. Who has learned from other safe people. Gone to events and seen others do kink safely. Gone to seminars and took lessions form people who have all but mastered the craft(I dont say mastered as their is always something to learn) these people although not surely safe have a far more likelyhood of being safe then Joe shmoe. Also in your drama queens writting, you said you dont wanna hear what woman think the rules should be... Does that mean you dont beleive in negotiation? If so then you are not fit to be a master(assuming you mean the role not just the word). As to be a master, for someone to fully submit to you, there must be a great amount of trust. The slave must trust that you know their needs. They must trust that if it ever goes to far they can make you stop. And everyone has their own rules because everyone has their own limits (medically and non-medically). I could of misunderstood your work but by reading multiple of your posts I found the same condescending "higher then thee" type writting. Also multiple insults on woman's appearance as if that has any relevence to the conversation as if you got to negotiation you whete obviously attracted to them.

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 3 March 2019

    Keks! Wait, wait, don't tell me, let me guess... you're gonna power-grab my fucking space ?!?! You and whose the fuck's army!

    Get lost, dumbo.

  4. So much text from 'kittyangelba' to say nothing at all. The 'bdsm community' is a tired excuse for people to recycle lame ideals.

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 3 March 2019

    19yo parroting her elbow-holding mother, to "fit in". You've seen these on the street, too. I'm sure the online versions carry the same exact sad puppy expression.

  6. > You and whose the fuck's army!

    Maybe she's just waiting for inflation to do the job for her.

  7. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 3 March 2019

    Oh, I'm sure she's waiting for something to do her job for her. That much is as fucking certain as the bell tinkles, no two ways about it.

  8. I betcha the BA is Buenos Aires...sounds just about derpy enough.

  9. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 4 March 2019

    Yet another scared slut, I can see it...

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