Forum logs for 22 Apr 2015

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
BingoBoingo Oh shit, and I was starting to python decent without dead trees next to computing monitor [00:00]
ascii_lander and l0l, i don't even remember how to program any more (at least in the traditional sense where someone gives you a spec & pays) [00:00]
williamdunne ascii_lander: Use Node and 7 frameworks, apparently [00:00]
ascii_lander williamdunne: this is only vaguely meaningful in my head. [00:01]
* BingoBoingo would like to see a WordPress 2.X replacement in SBCL [00:01]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: would you also like to see a vietnamese water buffalo replacement that runs on jp-A ? [00:01]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: actually... yeah [00:02]
ascii_lander not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live [00:02]
BingoBoingo I would love a pack animal that runs on Jet-A [00:02]
* NewLiberty_ ( has joined #bitcoin-assets [00:02]
ben_vulpes << induced a product idea: video camera that streams to bulletproof storage [00:02]
assbot Wisconsin's Shame: ‘I Thought It Was a Home Invasion’ | National Review Online ... ( ) [00:02]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: robert heinlein thought of it 1st [00:02]
ben_vulpes so? [00:02]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: hint hint - everyone who needs this - has. [00:02]
ben_vulpes no, fuck "needs". [00:03]
ascii_lander and if you have it, and it isn't obvious, then it doesn't work. [00:03]
ascii_lander like nuke deterrent. [00:03]
trinque BingoBoingo: [00:03]
assbot redline6561/coleslaw · GitHub ... ( ) [00:03]
trinque common lisp static site generator [00:03]
ben_vulpes the point is to make it so painfully impossible for this to happent to ordinary mortals that the bastards can't pull this kind of stunt anymore. [00:03]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Wisconsin situation had an easier solution... Disclosure when contacted by LeX as per [00:04]
assbot A Law Enforcement Encounter: If you ran a Bitcoin related service before the thing hit $100 you prolly ought to be somewhat concerned and/or prepared | Bingo Blog ... ( ) [00:04]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: thing is, doesn't work unless you are holed up in fuhrerbunker 24/7 [00:04]
williamdunne ben_vulpes: Alternatively people need to start shooting so that its too risky for them to continue running into houses [00:04]
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ascii_lander if it becomes known that you've cemented a toiletcam into every brick in your house - you will be beaten and arrested/'shot on escape' elsewhere [00:04]
ben_vulpes williamdunne: kind of a nonstarter. [00:04]
ben_vulpes ascii_lander: they go after der boxen. [00:04]
ben_vulpes house entry is a terror tactic, not actually performing research. [00:05]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: if you have something of actual value on these - pull the pin. [00:05]
ben_vulpes how would they know though [00:05]
ben_vulpes they are the most derpy of derps. [00:05]
ascii_lander i mean, when the battering ram crashes through [00:05]
ascii_lander then - pull the pin, what else. [00:06]
* BingoBoingo would like girls with Yugo SKS, nato grenade combo [00:06]
ben_vulpes pulling the pin does nothing to humiliate everyone involved. [00:06]
ben_vulpes in painstaking detail. [00:06]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Pin activates thermite, thermite brings liberty [00:06]
ascii_lander how does ending on on 'youtube' humiliate the thugs? [00:06]
ascii_lander they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1 [00:06]
ascii_lander the only useful application would be to avoid 'nailgunning' [00:07]
ben_vulpes in courtroom. [00:07]
ascii_lander l0lr00m [00:07]
ben_vulpes also pill against nailgunning. [00:07]
ben_vulpes 'pill' [00:07]
BingoBoingo COurtroom is zoo pen at best, county far at worst [00:07]
ascii_lander at any rate, if anyone here does not have -some- variant of this in place, now would be the time to make arrangements. [00:08]
ben_vulpes and if the things are incredibly low cost and easily hidden, the unknowability of where its deployed makes people start to think multiple times. [00:08]
ascii_lander tip: avoid powering with obvious wires. [00:08]
ben_vulpes especially if their names end up rather publically attached to such actions. [00:08]
ben_vulpes "we know where you live" (tm) [00:08]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: does the name lon horiuchi ring a bell ? [00:09]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: << heh neat [00:09]
assbot redline6561/coleslaw · GitHub ... ( ) [00:09]
BingoBoingo bastard file + aluminum can = half of thermite, bastard file + rustocalypse + other half. Triggering is your problem [00:09]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: trinque Git, kinda a dealbreaker. [00:09]
ascii_lander i learned his name many years ago, shortly after the thing that made him famous. what of it. he wasn't, afaik, lynched [00:09]
ascii_lander and all legal avenues failed [00:09]
ben_vulpes there was no serenissima then [00:10]
trinque ben_vulpes: I've been writing quite a bit of it myself lately [00:10]
ascii_lander to no one's great surprise [00:10]
trinque CL that is [00:10]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: why u no git? [00:10]
ben_vulpes and trinque: why u CL? [00:10]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: git has an unacceptabru weakest link to constitute improvament [00:10]
trinque ben_vulpes: drives a little device I'm fielding to let the kitchens increase prep time on orders [00:10]
* assbot removes voice from ascii_lander [00:10]
BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander [00:10]
* assbot gives voice to ascii_lander [00:10]
williamdunne !up ascii_lander [00:10]
* assbot gives voice to ascii_lander [00:10]
trinque has a dial and a shitty lcd screen [00:11]
trinque good for queso-covered fingers [00:11]
ben_vulpes trinque: ha! neat [00:11]
ben_vulpes trinque: you should bring the thinger down south [00:11]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet [00:11]
ben_vulpes yet. [00:11]
ben_vulpes i'd have us be prepared. [00:11]
trinque ben_vulpes: yeah I wouldn't mind [00:11]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: that did not parse. [00:12]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: git's pinacle of security is https, WP killer demands moar [00:12]
ben_vulpes it's actually ssh. [00:12]
* BingoBoingo not most attentive to linus drools [00:13]
ben_vulpes k so research first then, derp about my toolset later [00:13]
trinque git's fine [00:13]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << Serenisima protected a cat last week from larger predator... [00:13]
trinque the git command's pretty arcane, but the data model's relatively straightforward [00:14]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve [00:14]
trinque just a derpy key value store where the keys are hashes [00:14]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: But as ascii_lander posed it, the victory is what was killed [00:14]
ben_vulpes there was no honor in the kittens demise. [00:14]
BingoBoingo Oh, kittens didn't die. A -redacted- met the spade [00:15]
ben_vulpes you recall the scottish kitten? [00:15]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: moiety? [00:15]
ben_vulpes aha [00:15]
ascii_lander yes. that one. [00:16]
ben_vulpes [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point [00:16]
ascii_lander RIP moiety [00:16]
ben_vulpes RIP moiety [00:16]
BingoBoingo RIP moiety [00:16]
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ascii_lander i picked up and played with a small moiety earlier today, in the cemetary [00:17]
ben_vulpes i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory [00:17]
ascii_lander they have them running around, there are dishes with food. [00:17]
ben_vulpes redactoleta i mean [00:17]
ascii_lander the small moiety sqeaked, purred [00:18]
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ben_vulpes [01:21] in other news, << i think this is the first mircea_popescu link where the gurl's apparently winning to untrained eyes [00:18]
assbot ... ( ) [00:18]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes no, it does not, because the locals are either mentally retarded or mentally ill. [00:19]
mircea_popescu before you can have good tools, you need the orcs developed enough to use them. [00:19]
mircea_popescu imagine arming the mongol horde with ak-47s only to discover they use it as a club. [00:19]
ben_vulpes i suppose implicit is the importing of staff [00:19]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: mosin was a club quite often. [00:20]
ben_vulpes (st4ph) [00:20]
mircea_popescu yeah but mosin sucked. [00:20]
ben_vulpes [01:31] just like the 'best car' << "cultures that do not cherish the young mother perish", and we want this for la serenissima? [00:20]
mircea_popescu not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live << very much this. [00:20]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23400 @ 0.00032966 = 7.714 BTC [+] {2} [00:20]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: But the cat was saved because shelter it takes on day one of 10 day rotation was occupied on day 9 by a [canine/avian/reptilian] and trespasser was dispatched. [00:21]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring [00:21]
mircea_popescu there's really no further point for most of ba's population. alf likes the women, some light industry (cooks, etc) are salavageable, [00:21]
mircea_popescu but by and large these derps are about as needed as any black african from africa. [00:21]
mircea_popescu the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better. [00:21]
ben_vulpes kind of my point [00:21]
ascii_lander come now, who is to be the worker bee in the hive ? [00:22]
mircea_popescu like nuke deterrent. << no, he has a point. the footage is valuable. [00:22]
BingoBoingo the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better. << falcipram? [00:22]
* ascii_lander really does like them [00:22]
ben_vulpes so go out and talk to them! [00:22]
mircea_popescu but by and large im with williamdunne on this : if what it takes to force the usg into abject surrender is turning suburbia into iraq, fucking turn suburbia into iraq. [00:22]
* assbot removes voice from recon_eric [00:23]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: too high tech for my illiterate mind [00:23]
ben_vulpes fistful of tacks, i know [00:23]
ascii_lander ^ [00:23]
ben_vulpes all tech though is learnable [00:23]
mircea_popescu that simple policy : no groups allowed on this property. enforced with guns. [00:23]
ben_vulpes you're just lazy and i think possibly scared [00:23]
mircea_popescu let them try and get around it. as the costs baloon they will give up. [00:23]
williamdunne mircea_popescu: The men bursting through doors are men like any other, if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job.. [00:24]
ben_vulpes ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight. [00:24]
ben_vulpes but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace [00:24]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: 'lazy' is not quite the word. imagine you grew up without ever interacting with cars in any way other than jumping out from under the wheels of a speeding semi every other day. [00:24]
BingoBoingo Who wouldn't want to give process servers a bit of disincentive, right recon_eric ? [00:24]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes there's a subtle difference re "young mothers". serenissima is an elective thing. you don't get born into it, quite specifically. [00:25]
ben_vulpes no clearly, but the young can be set upon the road much more early can they not? [00:26]
ascii_lander williamdunne: … if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job.. << this is part of the process of how we got the 'no-knock warrant.' the next step is, of course, the 'shoot-first' warrant. [00:26]
ascii_lander we will get there. [00:26]
BingoBoingo all tech though is learnable << Not to all people. The engineering students who failed at video conferencing as the other part of my pharmacy school TA pairing. [00:26]
BingoBoingo Maybe the beatings were too few? [00:26]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes i have no idea. maybe. you think ? [00:26]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: 'twas directed at ascii_lander [00:26]
ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment [00:27]
ascii_lander assperiment ? [00:27]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: But applies everywhere [00:27]
mircea_popescu how does it go ? "honey, you're sixteen now, time to go be a whore in hong kong" ? [00:27]
ben_vulpes i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event [00:27]
williamdunne ascii_lander: There cannot be infinite escalation, and I would bet on the police being on the losing end. Shoot first warrants would end up with the neighbours making potshots at the police [00:27]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander nothing wrong with the "no knock" warrant. the point of escalation is escalation. [00:27]
mircea_popescu fucking shoot them. [00:27]
ascii_lander williamdunne: pot shots at the police are not compatible with glass-house civilization. [00:28]
mircea_popescu obviously. [00:28]
ben_vulpes if whoring is what she's bound to do she'll go into it well knowledgeable of the various optimizations to be made [00:28]
ascii_lander folks who need daily deliveries of $everything - won't be shooting at anyone. [00:28]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes how is this bound thing go ? [00:28]
ben_vulpes peonage? [00:28]
ben_vulpes you tell me, you actually do the binding [00:28]
mircea_popescu use numerous words rather than have me guess. uh... [00:29]
mircea_popescu wait, so basically your plan is "whatever, i'll feed her, maybe she meets some guy that trains her" ? [00:29]
ben_vulpes why though is going off to whore necessary? [00:29]
mircea_popescu for teh experience, i imagined. [00:29]
* BingoBoingo offers that coyote hindquarters grill out to between 2-3 times the size of roid'd up 'Murican chikken thighs [00:29]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: the essential thing to realize is that mircea_popescu-ine methods only work with mircea_popescu-ine tech leve [00:29]
ascii_lander l [00:29]
ascii_lander and that attempting them elsewhere may disappoint, like trying to create doped diamond semiconductor in edison's lab [00:30]
mircea_popescu i certainly do not propose i am in possession of answers to the world's problems. [00:30]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29100 @ 0.00032708 = 9.518 BTC [-] {3} [00:30]
mircea_popescu HOWEVER! I do have some pretty good questions. [00:30]
ben_vulpes one does not train daughters in the way one trains wives and girlfriends. [00:30]
mircea_popescu so then what's an assperiment ? [00:30]
ben_vulpes while there are parallels, they as all must pick their masters. [00:30]
ben_vulpes a derpy pun! [00:30]
ben_vulpes #bitcoin-assets [00:30]
mircea_popescu anyway, the "i'll feed her and we'll see" plan is not really all that bad. [00:30]
BingoBoingo How much malbec is ben_vulpes's score tonight? [00:31]
* ascii_lander knows of no other algos that make any sense for this [00:31]
* ben_vulpes shrugs [00:31]
ben_vulpes worked for me [00:31]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: do you want to count the whole day's titration? [00:31]
* ascii_lander actually had nothing alcoholic today [00:31]
ben_vulpes anyways, at no point did my BAC approach anything interesting. [00:31]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes anyway, the problem of women, by and large, is that they're naturally afraid and most environments encourage this and bring them up cowardly. [00:32]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Total + hours is how I usually self-assess [00:32]
* ascii_lander was keeping brain working in reserve for… something. [00:32]
mircea_popescu a whore's just that : a symbol for "fearless woman". [00:32]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: shouldn't it be total/hours? [00:32]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Nah, + because alliteration with party [00:32]
ben_vulpes #bitcoin-parenting [00:32]
mircea_popescu they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1 << this is false, ftr. [00:33]
BingoBoingo The / is a differnet metric ben_vulpes [00:33]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: how's that [00:33]
ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill. [00:33]
BingoBoingo The / is how drunk you are, The + is cumulative party value [00:34]
ben_vulpes [01:49] !up SquirtPrincess << she's probably going to get more out of this than that indianchocolate [00:34]
ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: aha [00:34]
* ascii_lander realizes that he still has a full bag of hundies [00:34]
ben_vulpes well call it 1.25 liters and 8 hours [00:34]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander do you suppose the german concentration camps "terrorized" anyone ? [00:34]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: nope because wasn't build for it [00:35]
BingoBoingo Now there are derived metrics ben_vulpes that can be used to score time, value, and Xtreme of party ben_vulpes [00:35]
ascii_lander it wasn't a public impalement in the proper eurasian tradition [00:35]
ascii_lander *built [00:35]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander but they were put on the youtube of that time [00:36]
ascii_lander umm wat no. [00:36]
mircea_popescu who in the reich went "great, now terrorizes 1000 instead of 1" [00:36]
ascii_lander no they weren't [00:36]
mircea_popescu how do you then know of them ? [00:36]
ascii_lander come on, 'nacht und nebel' etc [00:37]
mircea_popescu no, after. [00:37]
ascii_lander we know from the post-war derpage [00:37]
mircea_popescu exactly. [00:37]
mircea_popescu this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. [00:37]
mircea_popescu now we are doing the post-war derpage. [00:37]
ascii_lander for a dead horse, it still gallops rather well. [00:37]
mircea_popescu the reich did too. [00:37]
ascii_lander or is the algo 1) get killed messily by usg 2) while camera rolls 3) ??? 4) profit [00:37]
ascii_lander i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 [00:38]
mircea_popescu actually, if it hadn't had all its industry destroyed and a desperate want of money, it'd have continued practically unabated. [00:38]
ascii_lander but someone else will need to do 3 and 4 [00:38]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22900 @ 0.00033245 = 7.6131 BTC [+] {3} [00:38]
mircea_popescu the usg has similarly had all its industry destroyed and is entirely out of money. [00:38]
ascii_lander it isn't out of slaves yet [00:38]
mircea_popescu neither was the reich, in 1949 [00:38]
mircea_popescu heck, the even built a wall! [00:38]
ascii_lander the one genuinely convertible wealth [00:38]
ascii_lander that wall would still be standing if there weren't a 'pepsi' competing reich to poke at it [00:39]
BingoBoingo this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. << Last I checked Will Smith was still president [00:39]
mircea_popescu but as to the subject of "slaves" : turns out the dea agents exist to go to parties in columbia and steal the stashes of bitcoin the usms was "auctioning" [00:39]
mircea_popescu ya know ? doesn't sound like much slaves to me. [00:39]
mircea_popescu more like odoacer slavery. [00:39]
ascii_lander the folks with the keys are the actual rulers, 'news at eleven' [00:39]
ben_vulpes i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point [00:40]
ben_vulpes if one and two are to happen to one, at least ensure three and four [00:40]
ascii_lander 3 is ??? though. [00:41]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << yeah, tell that to poor derpopo. [00:41]
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ben_vulpes three only included for symmetry [00:41]
BingoBoingo !up recon_eric What's your liquid like? Homeowner? I'm kinda a savant when it comes to pointing at mexicans. [00:41]
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BingoBoingo !up OldBenjamin [00:42]
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mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve << that cat wouldn't eat. [00:42]
ben_vulpes wait i thought she was on payroll [00:42]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Coyote also doesn't taste bad [00:42]
ben_vulpes may i inquire as to the terms of that contract? [00:42]
ben_vulpes !up ascii_lander [00:42]
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ascii_lander dank e ben_vulpes [00:42]
ben_vulpes bitte ascii_lander [00:43]
BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: She was on payroll and left reservation to maintain lifesupport on ventures that ought to dry [00:43]
ascii_lander wouldn't eat? [00:43]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes apparent winning doth not last. [00:43]
assbot ... ( ) [00:43]
ben_vulpes (ascii_lander: is that an actual tab?!) [00:43]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: stray tab [00:44]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring << suppose pet lets you in on her secret : she's pregnant. what now ? [00:44]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: suppose lets in on secret that she was usg mole all along also. [00:45]
ascii_lander suppose xxxxx. [00:45]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00033314 = 3.0815 BTC [+] {2} [00:45]
ascii_lander 'and what if the truck had been carrying ammo?' (™) ® © my father [00:45]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes she got a small advance to do some bits of work, turned out she needed more to live off, but it wasn't really enough, she decided that the process which found her the place to stay in the first place couldn't possibly work to keep her in it, and wandered off to meatspace. [00:45]
mircea_popescu whatever, people get to live their own lives. [00:45]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander so you won't entertain this theoretical ? [00:46]
ascii_lander i will entertain anything [00:46]
mircea_popescu ok, so what if ? [00:46]
ascii_lander but this is in the realm of 'wat if your mother were aggripina and plotting against you' [00:46]
mircea_popescu women can get pregnant, no ? [00:46]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: aha but we don't live in ar. [00:47]
mircea_popescu how do you mean ? [00:47]
ascii_lander we live where folks abort every morning before breakfast six times. [00:47]
mircea_popescu so if woman were pregnant you'd want her to abort, because lyf sucks ? [00:47]
* ascii_lander is as certain that woman is in full agreement re: this issue as that she isn't a usg succubus [00:48]
BingoBoingo ;;later tell josh_garza There should be enough information in the past 24 hours in the logs to determine which person with my slave name I am, please pursue legal action over please unbored me with civil suit. Would love the chance to become a priority creditor with claims upon your whatever. [00:48]
gribble The operation succeeded. [00:48]
assbot What the Fuck is a Hashlet? | Bingo Blog ... ( ) [00:48]
ascii_lander which is to say, if wrong about this, it makes sense to eat nagant [00:48]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander and so if she didn't want to you'd break up ? [00:48]
ascii_lander aha [00:48]
mircea_popescu and if you did break up, and she had no money, [00:48]
mircea_popescu you'd let her starve ? [00:49]
ascii_lander (does nagant count as breaking up?) [00:49]
ascii_lander aha [00:49]
trinque lol [00:49]
mircea_popescu seems a bit much. [00:49]
trinque feeding a kid and handing him books doesn't seem so bad [00:49]
BingoBoingo ^methotrexate oatmeal [00:49]
ascii_lander trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull [00:50]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27070 @ 0.00033353 = 9.0287 BTC [+] {2} [00:50]
mircea_popescu what if she wanted to move to odessa to have it ? [00:50]
ascii_lander circa 1980 ? [00:50]
ascii_lander sure. [00:50]
mircea_popescu well then i guess tashkent [00:50]
mircea_popescu should be just about 1980 there. [00:50]
ascii_lander l0lno. [00:50]
ascii_lander it's somewhere south of 1989 here [00:51]
ascii_lander in ba [00:51]
mircea_popescu ok, so she wanted to move to santa fe [00:51]
ascii_lander waiwat [00:51]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80930 @ 0.00033494 = 27.1067 BTC [+] {3} [00:51]
mircea_popescu Santa Fe de la Vera Cruz, it's a city. [00:51]
ascii_lander we are nearing exhaustion of supply of unobtainium here [00:51]
ascii_lander for this gedankenexperiment [00:51]
ascii_lander at some point it has to touch earth [00:52]
ascii_lander or crashes [00:52]
trinque ascii_lander | trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull << up to you if that's what he becomes [00:52]
mircea_popescu so a woman that gets pregnant and wants to move to argentina to raise her kid could not exist ? [00:52]
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mircea_popescu speaking of which, virginal tits! [00:52]
assbot ... ( ) [00:52]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: high-tech yes! [00:53]
mircea_popescu (i think alf may recognize that window gauze) [00:53]
ascii_lander wai wut [00:53]
mircea_popescu very 1980s eastern yurp a thing [00:54]
mircea_popescu you didn't have it ? [00:54]
ascii_lander ah in that sense yes [00:54]
mircea_popescu yes in that sense lol. [00:54]
ascii_lander it didn't even strike me as remarkable [00:54]
ascii_lander i actually have it in my sorry hovel in usa [00:54]
mircea_popescu i never saw it anywhere else. [00:54]
ascii_lander recreated from ancestral instinct lol [00:54]
mircea_popescu lol [00:54]
* ascii_lander assumed that mircea_popescu recognized it from my cam feedz or the like [00:55]
mircea_popescu "In cooperation with CoinStand, I will be launching a new version of Paybase. For now I call it Paybase2. [00:55]
mircea_popescu We are not ready to talk about what it will do yet. I will only say that when we launched Paybase we did it backwards. We build the software but did not have the financial relationships in place to support our goals (finished and tested deals with card networks, FIAT to crypto licenses, banks fully committed to supporting us, etc)." [00:55]
mircea_popescu ahaha fucktard. [00:55]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: to round off the offspring thread: remember the case of the sea anemone ? [00:55]
mircea_popescu wasn't he derping about how the coin can't go under, financial relationships, etc ? [00:56]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander mno ? [00:56]
ascii_lander 'The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore, so it eats it! It's rather like getting tenure.' [00:56]
ascii_lander or mircea_popescu's essay about his father [00:56]
mircea_popescu ah yes [00:57]
ascii_lander so this. [00:57]
* ascii_lander will die with his brain still in [00:57]
mircea_popescu you know, it's not written in the fucking repository of thermodynamic laws you have to raise your children like the retarded americans. [00:57]
mircea_popescu how about, the women raise them, in the gyneceum, and you just sit ? [00:58]
* BingoBoingo will only go so far as to say I will probably die [00:58]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: gyneceum - aha would sign up for that. [00:58]
ascii_lander right now. [00:58]
ascii_lander where's the fucking dotted line to sign, l0l [00:58]
ascii_lander but that isn't on the dial, aha [00:58]
mircea_popescu i dunno, just looking around. [00:58]
ascii_lander on the dial - derpistan. [00:58]
mircea_popescu why not, your gf's jealous ? [00:59]
ascii_lander 'greatest country in the wurld [00:59]
ascii_lander ' (TM) [00:59]
mircea_popescu !up jayk [00:59]
-assbot- You voiced jayk for 30 minutes. [00:59]
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ascii_lander ah no. just that yours truly is a bound peon of derpistan [00:59]
mircea_popescu so ? [00:59]
mircea_popescu im pretty sure you can have people living together in the us [00:59]
ascii_lander 'filtration system a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of huuuuman sooolid waaaaste..!' [00:59]
mircea_popescu maybe not in wisconsin, but generally. [00:59]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: recall the 'fool's gasout' thread ? [01:00]
mircea_popescu 800 lines in 3 hours, myeah ok, clearly y'all are a buncha addicts. [01:00]
mircea_popescu and no [01:00]
ascii_lander to entirely insulate from derpization, need lethal enforcement of separation from derpistani rules [01:00]
ascii_lander as in, full martian dome [01:01]
mircea_popescu ... [01:01]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander is probably regretting seriously his not expatirating his keys with self. [01:01]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: actually i did [01:01]
mircea_popescu is the contention here that you'd get fired it word got out that you and three women are raising two children or something ? [01:01]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: fat lotta good [01:01]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: And why aren't you pricing empenada carts yet? [01:02]
ascii_lander !s free range children [01:02]
assbot 0 results for 'free range children' : [01:02]
ascii_lander !s freerange [01:02]
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ascii_lander damnit we had this thread [01:02]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander but if the women raise them what do you care ? [01:03]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: if they get usderpized what do i need them for again ? [01:03]
mircea_popescu interesting. [01:03]
ascii_lander i would like the ability to shoot them, for example, at any age [01:04]
mircea_popescu what if it comes with their ability to shoot you ? [01:04]
ascii_lander if they are a waste of oxygen [01:04]
ascii_lander ability to shoot me is a given already [01:04]
ascii_lander happens often enough as it is where i live [01:04]
mircea_popescu aha [01:04]
ascii_lander but to get back the unobtainium - aha, gynacaeum, sure [01:05]
ascii_lander signmeup. [01:05]
ascii_lander let's the dirigible too [01:05]
mircea_popescu that'd be one hell of a murder trial. "why did you kill your own children!!11" "they... weren't all that impressive" [01:05]
ascii_lander !s dumplings [01:05]
assbot 14 results for 'dumplings' : [01:05]
ascii_lander [01:06]
assbot Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them' [01:06]
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ascii_lander ^ it [01:06]
mircea_popescu but alf, what if they happen to excel at something you just don't happen to recognize as a thing ? [01:06]
ascii_lander then i suck and hopefully they poison me 1st [01:06]
mircea_popescu and then later you figure out you murdered turing for being gay and are all regretful and gotta poke out your eyes ? [01:06]
ascii_lander for the sake of phyooture(tm) [01:06]
ascii_lander then clearly. [01:06]
mircea_popescu this should be a play, if we got any playwrights in the audience :D [01:07]
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ascii_lander but at any rate, we can play the unobtainium game, great phun. yes, if had starship, would travel to proxima centauri, would xxxxx, yyyy. [01:07]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: You are too valuable to been poisoned by cunt snot like that. Go for adoption and multi-continent ascii proliferation [01:07]
mircea_popescu ;;google sweet dreams are made of this [01:07]
gribble Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video ...: ; Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (are Made Of This) Lyrics | MetroLyrics: [01:07]
ascii_lander none of it seems the least bit applicable to my actual meatengineering constraints [01:07]
mircea_popescu i dunno dood. even ncos manage to get azn chicks pregnant. [01:08]
ascii_lander ncos are three 'ph.d.'s ahead of [01:08]
* ascii_lander . [01:08]
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trinque to be fair, the east coast is pretty dystopian [01:08]
mircea_popescu you looked at pay grades ? [01:08]
trinque I dunno that I'd want to raise a kid there [01:08]
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ascii_lander the only formula i'd sign up for is mircea_popescu's gynacaeum [01:09]
BingoBoingo Middle west isn't so bad other than Ohio and Kansas [01:09]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander maybe mine doesn't fit ? [01:09]
ascii_lander l0l [01:09]
mircea_popescu guy walks into tailor's, "gimme a suit just like that guy's!" [01:09]
ascii_lander obviously every man - own emacs config! [01:09]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu would not use my emacs [01:09]
ascii_lander or vice-versa. [01:10]
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ascii_lander not without some serious work under magnifying glass, at least. [01:10]
* ascii_lander does see emacs as most intimate item, more than eyeglasses [01:10]
ascii_lander there probably liveth somebody who could see pretty well with mine on [01:10]
mircea_popescu eyeglasses aren't that intimate yo. [01:11]
ascii_lander but my emacs? fuhgettaboutit [01:11]
mircea_popescu try anal hooks. [01:11]
ascii_lander precisely [01:11]
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ascii_lander but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied the system of simultanous equations which point to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint. [01:12]
ascii_lander *offspring [01:12]
BingoBoingo So, even reddit has one bright corner [01:12]
assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( ) [01:12]
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mircea_popescu ascii_lander hey, nothing wrong with a little exploration. [01:12]
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BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander [01:13]
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ascii_lander dank e BingoBoingo [01:14]
* BingoBoingo thought dank was yesterday, but accepts [01:14]
* ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch [01:14]
BingoBoingo * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch << Girl sounds like solid solution to this problem [01:15]
ascii_lander solution to just about everything [01:15]
* ascii_lander eyes attison detector [01:15]
ben_vulpes it twitched, you didn't notice [01:15]
BingoBoingo It's slammed to the right, too late [01:16]
ben_vulpes more likely, suborned from get-go right? [01:16]
ascii_lander 'arrow hasn't moved, how could it' (™) (r) [01:16]
BingoBoingo Lizards are over, all hail our Avian overlords [01:16]
ben_vulpes aves uber alles [01:16]
ascii_lander 'He does, but as he's walking out the door, he yells his parting words loudly enough for half the food bank to hear, "YOU NOTHIN BUT A SEXY PIECE OF ASS. USELESS FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST A USELESS, SEXY PIECE OF ASS."' [01:16]
BingoBoingo lol [01:16]
ascii_lander 'you nothing but a fast cpu, useless for anything else' he said to the pentium [01:17]
ascii_lander pentium: '....' [01:17]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: How close is your ghetto to Baltimore? [01:17]
ascii_lander close enough [01:18]
ascii_lander i wander in there on occasion [01:18]
ascii_lander see the fishes. [01:18]
BingoBoingo Because Baltimore is having its own "Ferguson" moment that started in your absence [01:18]
ascii_lander (for free-world folks: that's where they keep the mega-aquarium) [01:18]
BingoBoingo Tread lightly, tan, and work on that Rioplantentanese. [01:19]
* ascii_lander hasn't been there in a good long while. [01:19]
BingoBoingo Your region jsut recently had a ferguson. Pick up a jerzy of a darker baseball player and wear it when transiting dark places. Embrace the foreigner card. [01:20]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot there, at any rate [01:21]
BingoBoingo Still, if like Fergonson pedestrians will try to jump on motor carriages. [01:22]
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* ascii_lander isn't to be found often in urban zones at all, in usa [01:22]
BingoBoingo You'd be surprised how far out of the Urban core a 'Ferguson' affects a certain subspecies of Homo Spaniens. [01:23]
ascii_lander eventually - all of it [01:23]
ascii_lander axe-time, sword-time. [01:23]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: Baltimore incident was spinal injury in City holding cell. I'd recommend pricing empenada stands in #b-a [01:24]
ascii_lander i'm pricing garbage sorter stand [01:24]
ascii_lander (apparently this is a mega-business here, like in ussr) [01:24]
ben_vulpes lol ascii_lander they don't have stands [01:25]
BingoBoingo I am totally unaware. [01:25]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: they have… turf [01:25]
BingoBoingo just... Ferguson style protestors when they can't hang the cops become a regional blight. [01:26]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9025 @ 0.00033591 = 3.0316 BTC [+] [01:27]
ascii_lander << for phans of ' axe-time sword-time ' [01:29]
assbot Sassafrass--Ice and Fire - YouTube ... ( ) [01:29]
ascii_lander as mentioned to hanbot in the sushi place [01:30]
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BingoBoingo [01:31]
assbot cash out union - YouTube ... ( ) [01:31]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: I dunno how organized you local fauna, but you mentioned bicycling places. I am clearly exurbanly located and... Close encounters with wild like happen [01:32]
BingoBoingo *wild life [01:32]
BingoBoingo [01:32]
assbot shady navy/moody/merl da union limas out - YouTube ... ( ) [01:32]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: mostly in the past [01:32]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: Check your local news. It looks like your croppers are full Ferguson mode. [01:33]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: they were in d.c. proper, during ferguson proper [01:33]
ascii_lander it was an interesting sight [01:33]
ascii_lander all the cops in the city standing around, in boredom, collecting overtime pay [01:34]
ascii_lander waiting for the wildfire that never came [01:34]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: But now they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your thigh has an abcese? [01:34]
ascii_lander incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum of how orc riots are quite precisely centrally organized and decreed [01:35]
BingoBoingo Of course. [01:35]
ascii_lander various streets can be distinguished as 'permissible for orc burn' or not, to the naked eye [01:35]
BingoBoingo Unfortunately US-50 connects StL and DC [01:35]
ascii_lander ones not 'permissible' - are, to date, impregnable [01:35]
ascii_lander wake me up when they overrun the armory. [01:36]
BingoBoingo The StL varietal has a history of burning buildings to sell bricks to Atlanta and Florida subdivisions [01:36]
ascii_lander until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) [01:37]
BingoBoingo ANd of course there is US-50 [01:37]
BingoBoingo until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts [01:38]
* ascii_lander wonders if even in mircea_popescu [01:38]
ascii_lander 's formula, [01:38]
ascii_lander offspring are still a liability, because one might conceivably grow attached to them [01:38]
ascii_lander and then hostages [01:38]
ascii_lander consider why there was successful uprising at treblinka [01:39]
ascii_lander but scarcely anywhere else among the camps [01:39]
ascii_lander (because, elementarily, was full of unattached young men. who understood their proper natural function, that of kamikaze) [01:40]
BingoBoingo The brewing Chicom problem [01:43]
* BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou [01:44]
BingoBoingo *Mizzou [01:44]
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ascii_lander umd actually has some (lame) ruins [01:44]
ascii_lander from old fires [01:44]
ascii_lander properly speaking, most of it is a ruin as it is. simply, an inhabited one. [01:45]
BingoBoingo Mizzou only needed one big fire to get big ruins that are still the campus centerpiece [01:45]
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mircea_popescu incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum << same bs in ba [01:50]
ascii_lander who burned ba ? [01:51]
ascii_lander 'respekt the wurkerz' ? [01:51]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more. there's a line between attachment and mania. [01:51]
ascii_lander making more << again with atomic dirigible [01:52]
ascii_lander yes, with it - turn on 7Hz blaster, cities fall [01:52]
ascii_lander can make 'more' of anything [01:52]
ascii_lander without it - dig in mud, with other ants [01:52]
mircea_popescu 'respekt the wurkerz' ? << basically. [01:52]
* ascii_lander notes for folks who missed the 'fool's gasout' thread that: atomic dirigible isn't 'money' [01:52]
ascii_lander it's this thing that mircea_popescu flies around on [01:53]
ascii_lander mighty spiffy [01:53]
mircea_popescu pregnant virgin angel wings ? [01:53]
ascii_lander aha. [01:53]
ascii_lander morphs into these when parking's tight [01:54]
ascii_lander at other times, normal zeppelin [01:54]
ascii_lander but atomic. [01:54]
mircea_popescu << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. [01:55]
assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( ) [01:55]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: as it is, the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by the beneficiaries, not vice-versa [01:55]
mircea_popescu backwards world. [01:55]
ascii_lander as with any thermodynamic atrocity, this one is maintained at tremendous expense. [01:56]
mircea_popescu "And on through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna take two milks." "No, you aren't, unless that second milk is worth being thrown out of this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided they take the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter." [01:56]
mircea_popescu it's basically, the same children that needed to be beaten 50 years ago, [01:56]
mircea_popescu still begging for that one beating that'd have sorted them out. [01:57]
mircea_popescu 50 years later. [01:57]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6009 @ 0.00032223 = 1.9363 BTC [-] [01:57]
ascii_lander aha [01:57]
ascii_lander but, [01:57]
ascii_lander 'hunchback is straightened by his grave' [01:57]
* ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today [01:57]
ascii_lander spiffier than any flat i've ever lived in [01:58]
mircea_popescu lol [01:58]
ascii_lander some probably more sq. m. than my current pad [01:58]
ascii_lander if you add up the levels [01:58]
ascii_lander (one appeared to go 4 stories down, and then to water) [01:59]
mircea_popescu "I'll post this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire that has stuck with me: "Those who are the least likeable are also the most in need of your help." [01:59]
mircea_popescu Sometimes I give an extra item to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way to compliment them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if they're often quick to anger/lash out otherwise." [01:59]
mircea_popescu imbeciles. [01:59]
ascii_lander wtf [02:00]
* BingoBoingo worries ascii_lander is unprepared for changes in local climate [02:01]
mircea_popescu hunting the image. "were friendly". as if the appearance of friendliness is worth two shits. [02:01]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: as prepared as the next schmuck [02:01]
ascii_lander mircea_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if told that 'friendly' means 'open to spreading legs' [02:02]
ascii_lander all of a sudden - not so friendly [02:02]
ascii_lander easy to throw bone that costs nothing [02:02]
ascii_lander now throw own hip bone [02:02]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: If you can find historical "sundown town" of similar inconvenience to yourself may be worth investment to move rent beams [02:02]
ascii_lander as in mircea_popescu's rhyme [02:02]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander as the tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so the woman knows to spread her legs and let him get in" [02:02]
ascii_lander l0l [02:02]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: funnily enough, i live in a sector of suburb full of south amer. in particular, argentinians... [02:03]
ascii_lander (as far as can tell) [02:03]
ascii_lander mainly artisans (mechanics, builders, plumbers, etc) [02:03]
BingoBoingo Oh, dunno if those would past muster last century [02:03]
* ascii_lander isn't in their wot, expects to be killed for supplies [02:04]
* ascii_lander will disappoint the cannibals. hasn't much of any use to anyone [02:04]
* BingoBoingo offers screening towns by when they got rid of breaking wheel in town square [02:05]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: historical… inconvenience… << if could move, would move here. as it is, gluetrap. [02:07]
ascii_lander BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in [02:08]
ascii_lander but to the one the stray cats in the cemetary live in [02:09]
mircea_popescu wait, meta-bsas ? already ? [02:09]
ascii_lander they are, one might correctly presume, somewhat different places. [02:09]
ascii_lander in one, for instance, folks sleep ad libitum. [02:09]
ascii_lander now, the cat-b-a is still lightyears ahead of, e.g., wash., d.c. [02:10]
ascii_lander but important to keep a handle on the picture. [02:10]
BingoBoingo ascii_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town. [02:10]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. [02:10]
ascii_lander incidentally, the cemetery cats are of the highest quality. [02:11]
ascii_lander top pet. [02:11]
ascii_lander moiety valhalla. [02:12]
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BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander [02:15]
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* BingoBoingo was "Go, Go, Fergusson" [02:20]
BingoBoingo Now understands the horror [02:20]
ascii_lander horror or 'go go' depends on which side of the guernica you're sitting on [02:21]
ascii_lander as always. [02:21]
BingoBoingo Some battles, literally color coded.... Zulu vs. Boer [02:23]
ascii_lander welcome to yugousaia [02:23]
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ascii_lander (as if it were new) [02:23]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00033629 = 3.1275 BTC [+] {2} [02:24]
BingoBoingo lol [02:24]
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ascii_lander BingoBoingo et al: [02:33]
assbot Buenos Aires crypts full of unusual sights, tales - SFGate ... ( ) [02:33]
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ascii_lander wut [02:46]
ascii_lander this even exists. [02:46]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6750 @ 0.00033718 = 2.276 BTC [+] [02:48]
BingoBoingo seriously /r/fatpeoplestories is the only readable /r/ [02:48]
ascii_lander readable?! [02:48]
BingoBoingo compared to /r/bitcoin [02:49]
BingoBoingo Content is basically the same [02:50]
BingoBoingo Illustrations are much more vivid in /r/fatpeoplestories though [02:51]
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ben_vulpes morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form [03:05]
ben_vulpes likely next to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio [03:06]
ben_vulpes because? why not [03:06]
ben_vulpes "we must because we can" [03:06]
ben_vulpes << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. << folks frequently exhort me to "donate time at redacted house", to see what life is like for these people. [03:07]
assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( ) [03:07]
mircea_popescu who the fuck cares what "life is like" ? [03:07]
ben_vulpes little do they know that the episcopalians dragged me through this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of the subhumans. [03:07]
ben_vulpes i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity? [03:08]
mircea_popescu ... [03:08]
ben_vulpes "you've never worked a service industry job, have you?" [03:08]
ben_vulpes "you've never lived on $10/hr, have you?" [03:08]
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mircea_popescu "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes, that is exactly what i was saying : that this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside." [03:08]
ben_vulpes both of which - yes. [03:08]
mircea_popescu logic. [03:08]
mircea_popescu !up aabtc [03:08]
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mircea_popescu i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder to "see what it's like" for rebar. [03:09]
ben_vulpes almost died of co poisoning one time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement. [03:09]
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ben_vulpes swore shortly thereafter to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work. [03:10]
ben_vulpes am rather pleased with my progress. [03:10]
ben_vulpes * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now [03:11]
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ben_vulpes we have orcs now? [03:11]
ben_vulpes explicit orcs i suppose [03:12]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes whyssat ? [03:12]
ben_vulpes pszt/orc/ [03:12]
ben_vulpes or the flavor of utterances? [03:13]
ben_vulpes (mthreat too, i should add) [03:13]
mircea_popescu the flavour [03:15]
mircea_popescu i can tokenize strings too you know! [03:15]
ben_vulpes an example'd be the "kick-ass" utterance. [03:16]
ben_vulpes ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking [03:16]
ben_vulpes idem with your impatient hand-fluttering at my nitwitisms [03:17]
mircea_popescu lol [03:17]
mircea_popescu well, im off! laters artists & artisans [03:18]
ben_vulpes and the cadence of speech you employ when forced to beat sense into such as me [03:18]
ben_vulpes da da, da da, da da, da da! [03:18]
ben_vulpes bon chance, mircea_popescu [03:18]
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mircea_popescu << he lives in a sheltered bubble, never heard any of this before. [07:45]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 07:21:15; cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops [07:45]
cazalla i guess reddit generation think such stories are new, having never heard of etc [07:48]
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mircea_popescu << pretty decent that [07:51]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 10:15:15; cazalla: [07:51]
cazalla yeah, i like it [07:53]
mircea_popescu << the one thing that seems remarkable to me about the otherwise illiterate prose typical of rettardit is, just how desocialised these people are. [07:55]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 06:36:01; ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: << what have you done [07:55]
mircea_popescu so, a guy and his best friend. ok, this happens. they're friends for the usual stupid reasons : lived nearby, and never contradicted each other. [07:55]
mircea_popescu only fucktarded teens think this way, but then again i guess that's what they are. [07:56]
mircea_popescu then one's family is a military man and his pliable wife. but no, not for shithead. "B&P (Booze&Pills) : Ahabs good for almost nothing, rehab bound mother. Major Asshole : Ahabs equally absent and physically abusive military father." [07:56]
mircea_popescu you know, if THAT woman had an equally uncharitable view of the speaker, he'd probably read "good for almost nothing but shitting diapers idiot" [07:57]
mircea_popescu now why exactly would someone decide that their home life is miserable ? oh, because that's how fucktarded adolescents think. okay. [07:57]
mircea_popescu viva la reddit, but at least learn teh fucking rhetorics, rather than deluge the interwebs in chicken scribblings. [07:58]
mircea_popescu but the kicker : the other family is a successful man and his ambitious wife. THIS IS ALSO NOT GOOD. [07:58]
mircea_popescu what the fuck would it take for these idiots to think their parents ~their superiors~ ? [07:58]
mircea_popescu cuz i suspect this is the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i tell you if the 19 yo snot that imagines he's better than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in the bitcoin community" etc that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it to death with blunt toothpicks. [08:00]
mircea_popescu which i suppose makes me the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) : the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father." [08:01]
mircea_popescu fucking hell, they hold whoring against the man that does it but not in favour of the man that doesn't do it ? ball beatings already. [08:01]
mircea_popescu "a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." yeah, totally. this is probably the iconic reddit comment. what, buoyancy ? words are words and the world consists of pictures. blips are big, so this simile works! [08:05]
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davout "it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins" <<< bwhahah [08:49]
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mircea_popescu pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 [08:57]
mircea_popescu i dunno dood, lift the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill the mariane gap, cover the usg deficit [09:02]
mircea_popescu not like there's a shortage. [09:02]
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jurov i don't see how these are better (with exception of the usg deficit maybe) [09:03]
mircea_popescu because a zepellin has 0 apparent weight, so it lifts itself ? [09:04]
jurov i understood it as the overinflated self-worth replacing the hydrogen, not adding a lift :) [09:06]
mircea_popescu " Unsurprisingly, this level of (motherly) indulgence and (fatherly) neglect had produced a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." [09:06]
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mircea_popescu a fleet of zeppelins needs no further lift. [09:06]
BingoBoingo pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides. [09:07]
mircea_popescu "hey, i'm just as stupid as him, but at least i'm not fat!" [09:07]
mircea_popescu "so what's your excuse then" [09:07]
mircea_popescu "what ?!?!?" [09:08]
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BingoBoingo << Morning lols [09:12]
assbot Page not found | ... ( ) [09:12]
mircea_popescu i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work [09:14]
mircea_popescu how do you encrypt a posting today to the key of future readers ? [09:14]
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BingoBoingo Seriously [09:16]
BingoBoingo Public information generally needs to go plaintext or clearsigned [09:16]
davout ^this [09:20]
davout for those who enjoyed the tango show [09:25]
assbot Astor Piazzolla Libertango(piano and violoncello).flv - YouTube ... ( ) [09:25]
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mats [09:46]
assbot Futures Trader Charged with Illegally Manipulating Stock Market, Contributing to the May 2010 Market ‘Flash Crash’ | OPA | Department of Justice ... ( ) [09:46]
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mircea_popescu lol they found the culprit huh [09:49]
mircea_popescu "I’m not going to make this about the so-called hacker who is responsible for the list, claiming he did it to prove a point about the safety of Fetlife’s members. Attention is what the douchebag wants and I refuse to give it to him. Now, did he breach Fetlife as he’s claimed? Of course not. That takes a skill he lacks." [09:50]
mircea_popescu dude why is it that every internet derp thinks his attention is important, valuable or desired ? [09:51]
mircea_popescu other than the obvious "well it's all he's got, it'd better be" [09:51]
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mircea_popescu !up ascii_lander [10:48]
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ascii_lander good morning mircea_popescu! [10:48]
mircea_popescu hai! [10:49]
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ascii_lander << i'll be wandering around town until 1900 or so (blast-off at 2215) [10:59]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow [10:59]
ascii_lander will check #b-a a few times b/w now and then [10:59]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help to pass sack of pesos to mircea_popescu [11:00]
ascii_lander ben_vulpes: if we don't run across each other today, i might have it sent to your room [11:00]
mircea_popescu ascii_lander ima go for a salmon sandwich say 1ish. [11:01]
ascii_lander aha! [11:01]
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ascii_lander same spot? [11:01]
ascii_lander or meet at $hotel [11:01]
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mircea_popescu same spot. [11:04]
ascii_lander works [11:04]
ascii_lander << as per mircea_popescu's old article where 'this rifle is so spiffy, i'ma go fishing with it' [11:07]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work [11:07]
mircea_popescu lol [11:07]
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ben_vulpes << lotsa yup [11:59]
assbot The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( ) [11:59]
ben_vulpes davout: [12:00]
assbot Libertango - Astor Piazzolla - YouTube ... ( ) [12:00]
davout ben_vulpes: ¡che boludo! [12:01]
davout gracias [12:01]
davout imma make my own version [12:01]
ben_vulpes eyy chetty, still game for ceviche? [12:03]
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mats [12:37]
assbot Vortessence ... ( ) [12:37]
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mod6 !up assbot [12:42]
mod6 bah [12:42]
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ascii_lander mats: looka quite like the ubiquitous 'volatility' [12:42]
ascii_lander mebbe with spiffier gui [12:43]
ascii_lander (why need the gui, don't ask me...) [12:43]
mats is almost exactly volatility [12:43]
mats uses Django and bootstrap! [12:44]
ben_vulpes how did they get django into a memory forensics tool? [12:47]
ben_vulpes o.O [12:47]
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ascii_lander 'Django, have you always been alone? Django! Django, have you never loved again?' (™) (R) [12:48]
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davout obligatory django [12:52]
assbot Minor Swing - Django Reinhardt & Stéphane Grappelli - YouTube ... ( ) [12:52]
davout from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes [12:52]
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mats GSMA's guide on encrypted traffic [13:01]
assbot ... ( ) [13:01]
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Pierre_Rochard vessenes fundation burned to the ground: [13:09]
assbot GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( ) [13:09]
Pierre_Rochard Next on the chopping block: MIT [13:09]
mats [13:09]
assbot Jordan seeks further cooperation with Russia in nuclear field ... ( ) [13:09]
mod6 Pierre_Rochard: ah! [13:11]
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lobbes from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes << all you need these days is to know three chords and have a pretty face. [13:12]
lobbes Hell, it is like a sin to have a good guitar instrumental these days. And I could never get into 'metal'; too much speed, not enough soul [13:12]
davout lobbes: too many pedals [13:13]
davout funnily enough, "pédale" in french is a derogatory word for a man who likes to receive butseks [13:13]
lobbes aha [13:13]
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Pierre_Rochard from their forums: “As of 4/15/15 total cash less current liabilities was ~$75K.” [13:15]
davout Pierre_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less total cash" [13:15]
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Pierre_Rochard davout: perhaps bruce fenton will find a wealthy sheikh to revive this particular abomination. They have wasted their oil wealth in worse ways [13:18]
Pierre_Rochard > is MIT, a center of tech innovation [13:21]
Pierre_Rochard > is media lab, focused on intersection of tech, design, art etc [13:21]
Pierre_Rochard > presents “About” in a series of pdf documents [13:21]
assbot About the Lab | MIT Media Lab ... ( ) [13:21]
Pierre_Rochard can’t make this stuff up [13:21]
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funkenstein_ from comments to gavintech announcement: "I'm very happy that you found a good place to land" <-- like he's a helpless orphan [14:23]
funkenstein_ "that's great you found somebody to tell you what to do".. i think MP's comments are more respectful of gavin [14:23]
mircea_popescu vessenes fundation burned to the ground: << merely usg being forced to assume its minions. [14:25]
assbot GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( ) [14:25]
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mircea_popescu << marginally lulzy stuff [14:31]
assbot Oh Gawker Media. You so silly. - Imgur ... ( ) [14:31]
jurov "it's a feature!!!" [14:33]
assbot “Not-So-Decentralized” Ripple Freezes $1m in User Funds | Inside Bitcoins | Bitcoin news | Price | Bitcoin Conferences ... ( ) [14:33]
mats "MIT is no longer the hallowed Library of Alexandria that shared the Lisp Machine and SICP with the world. Today, its made up of showmen and fools like Gavin, who endeavor to destroy software they don't understand, on behalf of a handler. Your relevance fades, and in a decade your cohorts will disavow any knowledge of you. Enjoy your faux relevancy as long [14:37]
mats as it lasts." [14:37]
mats looks like someone has been reading the logs... [14:37]
mircea_popescu lmao [14:39]
mircea_popescu on both counts! [14:39]
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ben_vulpes high grade lulzatronium [14:51]
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ascii_lander l0l as if it wasn't clear that gavin will not starve or be reduced to honest work [14:52]
ascii_lander he laughs 'all the way to the bank' [14:53]
ascii_lander moiety - starved, moat monster - never. [14:57]
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funkenstein_ anybody catch a look at the LMC from buenos aires? [15:29]
funkenstein_ by the way while you were meeting there I caught two back to back Clinton shows [15:29]
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mircea_popescu lmc ? [15:32]
funkenstein_ magellanic cloud [15:33]
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funkenstein_ much better viewing without the light pollution of course but one takes what one can get [15:34]
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mircea_popescu oic [15:49]
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mike_c "I’m offering MIT as a neutral academic home for some of the conversations and the technical coordination" [16:17]
mike_c first best neutral home. [16:17]
mircea_popescu :D [16:18]
mircea_popescu anwyay, yeah, people were derping about hoiw forcing usg to assume its assets is "bad" and the foundation pretense was somehow "better" [16:19]
mircea_popescu it never stuck. [16:19]
mircea_popescu anyway, b-a vs mit is a lot better than b-a vs some scammer's fake "foundation". we're going up in the world. [16:19]
mircea_popescu (i dun imagine anyone seriously deluded themselves into the belief that mit's involvement is going to disuade anyone one ; i do imagine mit thought itself large enough to absorb the shock and not end up like mtgox as a result - which is just as silly, but not necessarily visible from boston) [16:20]
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funkenstein_ and then $ gpg --keyserver --send-key and $ gpg --keyserver --send-key where keyid you just copy from the line above. <-- what about those three letters showing up here? [16:28]
mircea_popescu which ? [16:28]
funkenstein_ mit [16:28]
mircea_popescu well... [16:28]
assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( ) [16:28]
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funkenstein_ ok then, i am going to take a closer look [16:30]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00033918 = 3.4596 BTC [+] [16:30]
funkenstein_ i'll take notes [16:31]
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funkenstein_ in other news today [16:31]
funkenstein_ [16:32]
assbot Kraken Bitcoin Exchange — File your MtGox Creditor Claim with Kraken and... ... ( ) [16:32]
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BingoBoingo [16:37]
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jurov [17:26]
assbot Wi-Fi hack creates 'no iOS zone' that cripples iPhones and iPads | Technology | The Guardian ... ( ) [17:26]
jurov android can be battery drained by the same way, but at least i was able to turn wifi off [17:27]
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mircea_popescu this bs where you can't turn wifi off... [17:33]
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lobbes one more reason to never touch an iTurd [17:47]
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* lobbes owns an android, but rarely downloads any apps. Usually leaves wi-fi 'off' unless absolutely necessary [17:51]
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mircea_popescu "Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch. It's an incredible mess of dependencies, version requirements and build tools." [18:44]
mircea_popescu maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit. [18:44]
mircea_popescu Back then, years ago, Linux distributions were trying to provide you with a safe operating system. With signed packages, built from a web of trust. Some even work on reproducible builds. [18:47]
mircea_popescu But then, everything got Windows-ized. "Apps" were the rage, which you download and run, without being concerned about security, or the ability to upgrade the application to the next version. Because "you only live once". [18:47]
mircea_popescu or, in the words of tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it" [18:47]
mircea_popescu women (and children) in tech. [18:47]
mircea_popescu in other news... privilege [18:52]
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ben_vulpes << rip moiety [18:56]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 17:52:12; ascii_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never. [18:57]
ben_vulpes !up ascii_lander [18:57]
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mircea_popescu it still seems overdramatic to me. chick just didn't wanna bitcoin. [18:58]
mircea_popescu also in the news : joggers live for 6 years longer than non joggers [18:58]
mircea_popescu over the course of their lives, joggers spend about 6 years jogging [18:58]
davout more from nice-lipsync land [19:00]
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lobbes I'm five years late, but I just read these. I wish an alf-machine existed: [19:05]
assbot Loper OS » Seven Laws of Sane Personal Computing ... ( ) [19:05]
lobbes I find #7 especially intriguing [19:05]
ascii_lander lobbes: perhaps -you- can build it [19:06]
* ascii_lander preparing for blast-off back to earth [19:06]
lobbes perhaps -you- can build it << K. I'll cya in 50 years [19:06]
* trinque in ignorance reminds that once computers were built in garages [19:10]
ascii_lander trinque: if not i, then next soldier. [19:10]
mircea_popescu lobbes this is what happened to say, artifexd [19:10]
mircea_popescu and as far as the retarded look goes, [19:11]
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mircea_popescu << lulz [19:12]
assbot ... ( ) [19:12]
ascii_lander << must already be in hell [19:12]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 21:39:33; mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit. [19:12]
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artifexd Security is hard, m'kay... [19:12]
mircea_popescu artifexd no contest. [19:13]
mircea_popescu how goes anyways ? [19:13]
artifexd I'm reviewing golang's crypto code. I have about 5 commits left. [19:14]
ben_vulpes does it wrap openssl? [19:15]
artifexd I have also been fleshing out internal organization. [19:15]
mircea_popescu artifexd you making all this audit process public somewhere ? [19:16]
artifexd Bottom line, I expect to have something to share for testing in 4 weeks. [19:16]
artifexd I have my own fork of the code that has signed commits. [19:17]
artifexd Did you mean something else? [19:17]
artifexd ben_vulpes: no it does not [19:17]
mircea_popescu artifexd im not sure. mostly poking at it. [19:18]
artifexd I would prefer not to use the word "audit" as that implies I am qualified to do so. [19:18]
ben_vulpes artifexd: well that sets it apart from all of the other crypto libs ascii_lander was going on about over coffee today [19:18]
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mircea_popescu artifexd defaudit ? [19:20]
artifexd I have not been keeping up with logs. [19:20]
artifexd I'm comfortable calling it a review. Not just of what it is but what it was and how it got to where it is. [19:21]
mircea_popescu aite. [19:22]
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mircea_popescu apparently, paris hilton's dog died. [19:24]
mircea_popescu i'm putting that in here since we're doing all sorts of trivia shit like "who's paying usgavin to shit in bitcoin this week" and so on. [19:24]
ben_vulpes ;;ticker [19:25]
gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 234.63, Best ask: 234.64, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 234.63, 24 hour volume: 23879.93278316, 24 hour low: 232.0, 24 hour high: 238.99, 24 hour vwap: None [19:25]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even know?" doesn't eve [19:26]
mircea_popescu n grate as much as the dude using disqus. [19:26]
mircea_popescu fucking memory hole, "here guise, let me curl | sudo bash some stuff about how curl | sudo bash is bad mmkay" [19:27]
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ben_vulpes mhm. [19:28]
ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: valkyrie came riding [19:28]
ben_vulpes slaughtered derps [19:29]
mircea_popescu lol srsly ? [19:29]
ben_vulpes mhm! [19:29]
mircea_popescu i love this show... [19:29]
mircea_popescu [19:29]
assbot Invader Zim - Gir - I love this show - YouTube ... ( ) [19:29]
ben_vulpes 'twas a very good show [19:30]
ben_vulpes even deflustered stan before packing him into cab [19:30]
mircea_popescu lol [19:30]
mircea_popescu and i didn't even give her a rifle this time [19:33]
mircea_popescu you should see *that* shit. [19:33]
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BingoBoingo !b 5 [19:52]
assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( ) [19:52]
lobbes heh, coinreport trying to steal my scoop. Qntra ahead of game still: [19:56]
assbot CoinReport ActiveMining Corporation ordered to pay state of Missouri - CoinReport ... ( ) [19:56]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34200 @ 0.00031482 = 10.7668 BTC [+] {2} [19:58]
mircea_popescu lobbes no link eh ? (im too lazy to click) [19:59]
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lobbes to the qntra version? tis here: [20:04]
assbot Missouri Secretary of State Orders Slaughter to Pay Civil Penalties | ... ( ) [20:04]
mircea_popescu i meant in the coinreport thing [20:07]
lobbes to the order? that be here: [20:07]
mircea_popescu to qntra :D [20:08]
lobbes ahhh now I see [20:08]
lobbes naw I don't think they linked to qntra directly, just funny that they did the same scoop a month after us [20:09]
BingoBoingo << Cripple fight [20:10]
assbot Ben Smith and Jonah Peretti: The Gawker Interview ... ( ) [20:10]
mircea_popescu jonah got tits at least ? [20:11]
BingoBoingo Nah, but you get lines like "When we were sending around a draft of the standards document, what I said to everybody was, hey, read this really closely, because what you do when you publish standards, is that you make Gawker your public editor. Sure, we’ll be looking for [violations of standards internally]—[but] you’ve got all of Twitter, and you’ve got Gawker. So I have really little to complain about, in some sense. Do [20:12]
BingoBoingo you want to talk about this post that you emailed about? " [20:12]
BingoBoingo Or from Jonah: "We should give you a call-in number, just because you’ve sort of become our public editor, our ombudsman or something, our ombudsman at BuzzFeed." [20:13]
mircea_popescu ugh. [20:13]
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BingoBoingo Gawker vs. TheCompanyThatPaysFaceSpaceToPromoteItsClickbait, I hope they both lose [20:14]
mircea_popescu welll... suppose they both win [20:15]
mircea_popescu win what ? a large bag of "you lose" ? [20:15]
mircea_popescu derps [20:24]
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mircea_popescu !up ascii_launchpad [20:43]
-assbot- You voiced ascii_launchpad for 30 minutes. [20:43]
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ascii_launchpad danke mircea_popescu [20:43]
mircea_popescu soo... [20:44]
mircea_popescu you come here often ? [20:44]
ascii_launchpad l0l never [20:44]
mircea_popescu lol [20:44]
* ascii_launchpad may or may not be zebrahitler [20:44]
mircea_popescu in other news, [20:45]
assbot ... ( ) [20:45]
* ascii_launchpad was -of course- put by cabbie at the, ahm, wrong terminal, had to do a bit of gymnastics [20:45]
ascii_launchpad ^ mega-table [20:45]
ascii_launchpad << wai wut... which imbeciles, which thing ? [20:49]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 22:21:59; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it [20:49]
ascii_launchpad has no one heard of reviewing binaries ? [20:49]
mircea_popescu [20:49]
assbot The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( ) [20:49]
ascii_launchpad aha [20:49]
ascii_launchpad aahahahahahaha [20:50]
ascii_launchpad that thing.. [20:50]
ascii_launchpad 'Consider for example Hadoop. Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch.' << no one knows how to recreate a turd 'from scratch' either. though, there was this one 'art installation' fella who tried. had whole synthetic digestion apparatus, looked sorta like a small pharma pilot plant [20:51]
ascii_launchpad wish i still had the link. [20:51]
ascii_launchpad 'To build Apache Bigtop, you apparently first have to install puppet3. Let it download magic data from the internet. Then it tries to run sudo puppet to enable the NSA backdoors (for example, it will download and install an outdated precompiled JDK, because it considers you too stupid to install Java.) And then hope the gradle build doesn't throw a 200 line useless backtrace.' << when do we set the biodiesel boilers [20:52]
ascii_launchpad srsly [20:52]
mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad turd is mostly processed hemoglobin. [20:52]
mircea_popescu no way to make that without a circulatory system [20:52]
ascii_launchpad 'artist' was going for 'look&feel' compat [20:53]
ascii_launchpad rather than, e.g., satisfying a dung beetle [20:53]
mircea_popescu take a simpler thing : i wish to install varnish. [20:53]
mircea_popescu [20:53]
assbot How to install Varnish Cache - cPanel KnowledgeBase ... ( ) [20:53]
mircea_popescu # cd /usr/local/src [20:53]
mircea_popescu # wget "" -O /usr/local/src/ [20:53]
mircea_popescu # chmod +x [20:53]
mircea_popescu # ./ [20:53]
mircea_popescu srsly ? [20:53]
mircea_popescu urmomseasy123. [20:54]
mircea_popescu meanwhile irl [20:54]
mircea_popescu # yum install varnish [20:54]
mircea_popescu No package varnish available. [20:54]
mircea_popescu Error: Nothing to do [20:54]
ascii_launchpad lol dead link [20:54]
mircea_popescu o is it ? [20:55]
mircea_popescu i hadn't even checked. [20:55]
mircea_popescu because wtf, random github derp [20:55]
mircea_popescu "Varnish Cache Proudly Presented by" [20:55]
assbot Page Not Found | W3 TOOLS - Making Web Easier..! [20:55]
mircea_popescu as if [20:55]
ascii_launchpad sp4m4tr0n! [20:55]
ascii_launchpad 'just werks' l0l [20:55]
ascii_launchpad until it doesn't and you're stranded on pluto and now what. [20:56]
mircea_popescu thing is, varnish is a kickass web cache. [20:56]
trinque friend made a github scraper to find perpetrators of this: [20:56]
assbot ... ( ) [20:56]
mircea_popescu takes trilema from burning 10-15 gb / day to about 200 / month. [20:57]
mircea_popescu trinque gotta be more than that. [20:57]
ascii_launchpad cache is useful, sure [20:57]
trinque I don't think that was a complete run [20:57]
mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad this is a particularly good one. [20:57]
trinque he's got a twitter somewhere that farts 'em out [20:57]
trinque couldn't find it [20:58]
* ascii_launchpad knows of 'varnish' [20:58]
mircea_popescu orly ? so hoiw do you install it ? [20:58]
mircea_popescu "rpm -Uvh" ? [20:58]
assbot 404 Not Found ... ( ) [20:58]
* ascii_launchpad has not the faintest idea how to install it today [20:58]
mircea_popescu the web is so fulla win. [20:58]
* ascii_launchpad left this behind in a galaxy far away, long ago. [20:58]
trinque gentoo's ebuild doesn't look too heinous [20:59]
mircea_popescu centos 6.6 [20:59]
ascii_launchpad 'Feels like downloading Windows shareware in the 90s to me.' << l0l aha. pretty much everything but a very finely cultivated gentoo or bsd box feels like ^ [21:01]
mircea_popescu people who finely cultivate women do not have the time to spend on cultivating boxes. [21:01]
ascii_launchpad there is to be a solution to this [21:02]
ascii_launchpad (or not. i didn't make this universe, i just werk here) [21:02]
trinque solution's paying someone for a goddamn OS imo [21:03]
mircea_popescu You can start that process by grabbing the repository: [21:03]
mircea_popescu sudo curl | sudo apt-key add - [21:03]
assbot ... ( ) [21:03]
trinque this is what free looks like [21:03]
ascii_launchpad trinque: check your sofa cushions [21:03]
mircea_popescu srsly ? apt-key add - ? [21:03]
ascii_launchpad trinque: see a spare $maxint or two, perhaps [21:03]
trinque ascii_launchpad: lol, no $maxint in there boss [21:03]
ascii_launchpad it was worth a try. [21:03]
mircea_popescu << how to spread malware. [21:06]
mircea_popescu get that final link in there. [21:06]
assbot How To Install nginx on CentOS 6 with yum | DigitalOcean ... ( ) [21:06]
mircea_popescu [21:07]
assbot nginx: Linux packages ... ( ) [21:07]
mircea_popescu Alternatively, a repository configuration can be added manually without installing the nginx-release package. Create the file named /etc/yum.repos.d/nginx.repo with the following contents: [21:07]
mircea_popescu [nginx] [21:07]
mircea_popescu name=nginx repo [21:07]
mircea_popescu baseurl=$basearch/ [21:07]
mircea_popescu gpgcheck=0 [21:07]
mircea_popescu motherfucker. [21:07]
ascii_launchpad l0l mircea_popescu is surprised ? [21:07]
ascii_launchpad this -is- sop. [21:07]
mircea_popescu im not surprised, i am displeased. [21:07]
mircea_popescu w/e, im just gonna buy more bw / burn more electricity. [21:08]
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mircea_popescu i'm not goiing through this shit. [21:08]
* ascii_launchpad wonders how many of these 'beautiful surprises' it would take to make mircea_popescu a candidate for same nuthouse as ascii_launchpad [21:08]
mircea_popescu (btw, this is exactly how gentoo failed. ran out its time budget) [21:09]
ascii_launchpad mircea_popescu: actually gentoo failed (in the usual sense of the word) long ago when its head dev sold soul to microshit [21:10]
ascii_launchpad on account of, iirc, getting moietied [21:10]
mircea_popescu what can i tell you. [21:10]
mircea_popescu software itself runs great, packaging is the shit. [21:10]
mircea_popescu women in tech really dropped the fucking ball. [21:10]
* ascii_launchpad just walked by a 'women in tech' poster [21:10]
mircea_popescu there's about ten square miles of packaging needlework that needs doing, and the doers are all derping about consent or some stupid shit like that. [21:11]
mircea_popescu pronouns, whatever. [21:11]
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Pierre_Rochard !up ascii_launchpad [21:30]
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ascii_launchpad ty Pierre_Rochard. almost out of time though [21:30]
pete_dushenski scoop echad : [21:31]
assbot Parenting is going to be hard. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( ) [21:31]
ascii_launchpad mircea_popescu: eventually folks will realize that it is -not- a needlework problem. [21:31]
pete_dushenski scoop shtayim : [21:31]
assbot USGavin’s headless body moves on, #bitcoin-assets moves up. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( ) [21:31]
ascii_launchpad because it is not physically possible to breed and teach needleworkers fast enough to keep up with a complexity collapse. [21:31]
Pierre_Rochard ascii_launchpad: ah well don’t leave w/o taking a look at this: [21:31]
assbot Poo Machine by Wim Delvoye | Amusing Planet [21:31]
ascii_launchpad it is the whole definition of such a collapse, actually. [21:31]
ascii_launchpad no one can carry water in buckets within order of magnitude of how quickly the flames spread. [21:32]
ascii_launchpad for a while - it seemed possible, yes. [21:32]
ascii_launchpad 1980-2000 let's say arbitrarily. [21:32]
ascii_launchpad (from when it was mostly clear, to dijkstra et al that -this- would come, to, well, when the symptoms became impossible to ignore for anyone half awake) [21:33]
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pete_dushenski "Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste." << these intellectually poor artists and their purposes. [21:36]
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pete_dushenski i'd love to know who funded this guy's eight years of 'research' [21:37]
pete_dushenski i want to guess that it was a government [21:37]
Pierre_Rochard pro-biotic yogurt company [21:38]
pete_dushenski ascii_countdown 'it's the final countdown' [21:38]
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pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard lol please tell me you're joking [21:39]
mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad> because it is not physically possible to breed and teach needleworkers fast enough to keep up with a complexity collapse. << it's not a complexity collapse. i know how to manage this problem, i've done it before. [21:39]
mircea_popescu if you got some needle work being done youy can use that fixed point to control "development" around it. [21:39]
Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: haha yes, but this non-biologist doesn’t see why not! seems like the ideal controlled experiment machine [21:39]
mircea_popescu but if you got zero because women are fucktarded (because "men" are fucktarded boys) every ordinary anything looks like a fucking pulsar colliding with a supernova. [21:40]
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mircea_popescu you really can't make shit without active bone marrow [21:41]
mircea_popescu !up ascii_pulsar [21:41]
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mircea_popescu anyway ima go eat [21:42]
mircea_popescu BABIES [21:42]
pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard heh sure why not [21:42]
pete_dushenski lol [21:42]
ascii_pulsar wut [21:42]
Pierre_Rochard bon appetit [21:42]
ascii_pulsar aha foodlings [21:42]
ascii_pulsar they crunch, crunch. [21:42]
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mircea_popescu !up liquidassets [22:07]
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mircea_popescu this is a thing nao ? [22:07]
liquidassets haven't caught up with logs since end of c3, felt I was missing out [22:08]
mircea_popescu lol [22:09]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.0003185 = 5.8445 BTC [+] [22:09]
liquidassets Iiquidassets was there!! << [22:11]
assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( ) [22:11]
mircea_popescu aha. [22:12]
mircea_popescu ;;later tell pete_dushenski "If you the historians write about you." [22:12]
gribble The operation succeeded. [22:12]
mircea_popescu in other news, [22:14]
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liquidassets MP can you elaborate on how you don't see bitcoin being retail anything? It seems your thoughts work more in eons, won't there will be an in between time where things might not be end game yet [22:14]
mircea_popescu bitcoin works for say trilema credits retail, whatcha talkin' aboot ? [22:15]
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jayk Jezzz jjj Jrum julmac jurov [22:15]
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liquidassets when you see it... [22:15]
mircea_popescu hm ? [22:16]
liquidassets I can't remember when or where you said it, but it seems like you're pretty down on bitcoin being used for retail purchases [22:16]
liquidassets ...the plug.. [22:16]
mircea_popescu < there ? [22:16]
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liquidassets the more I get into retail the more I want to incentivize bitcoin payments [22:17]
mircea_popescu nothing wrong with that. [22:17]
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mircea_popescu the idea was that bitcoin isn't going to change to accomodate the retail market, principally because the retail market is (necessarily) much too small. [22:18]
mircea_popescu othere than that... if it works for you use it. [22:18]
liquidassets "People try to, because of the misguided belief that Bitcoin value is somehow related to or deriving from its crossection in the retail market" < [22:19]
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trinque liquidassets: what kind of retail are you considering? [22:22]
liquidassets it's a hobby store [22:22]
liquidassets mostly drones and rc cars for now [22:23]
liquidassets but cardanos in the future [22:24]
mircea_popescu ha [22:27]
mircea_popescu incidentally, kinda lulzy for me to read the "concerns" of the bitcoin derpistan cca q4 2014 / q1 2015 in trilema writings two years prior. [22:28]
liquidassets retail anything really, I'm want to help businesses succeed after the next economic adjustment happens [22:28]
liquidassets Ha! link? [22:29]
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mircea_popescu above. [22:30]
mircea_popescu !up oldsk00l [22:30]
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oldsk00l oke [22:31]
oldsk00l mircea_popescu: how are you [22:31]
mircea_popescu not bad. [22:31]
trinque liquidassets: I'm sure super-fast-buy-a-starbux can be built atop bitcoin just fine [22:31]
trinque might not end up being bitcoin itself [22:32]
trinque it will probably involve payment companies and some kind of account you fund [22:32]
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mircea_popescu considering the actual tx pressure is ~0 atm, blocks not even half full etc, he can prolly get away with just using btc for at least a year. [22:33]
liquidassets I'd rather bring in as much btc as possible before spending it [22:35]
liquidassets that would make more sense then trying to cram in into what we have already < [22:35]
mircea_popescu <<< philly cop admits to creating fake events involving criminals to frame random citizens. [22:36]
assbot Ex-Drug Officer Says He Stole Cash, Planted Drugs Many Times - ABC News ... ( ) [22:36]
mircea_popescu Jeffrey Walker told jurors that the Philadelphia Police Department drug squad targeted white "college-boy ... khaki-pants types" who were "easy to intimidate." [22:36]
mircea_popescu heh [22:36]
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oldsk00l ping mircea_popescu [22:39]
mircea_popescu hm ? [22:39]
oldsk00l sorry knew to itc [22:39]
Adlai get busy living or get busy dying [22:40]
oldsk00l lol noth [22:40]
oldsk00l lol both [22:40]
Adlai get busy living xor get busy dying [22:41]
oldsk00l hoe long asre you mrn br vollrvting nitcoind [22:41]
Adlai !down oldsk00l [22:41]
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Adlai how blessed be our gates, to keep out such persistent barbarians [22:42]
mircea_popescu whossat anyway [22:43]
Adlai sum1 hu thnx u vollrvting nitcoin [22:43]
mircea_popescu i guess it's "do you come here often" v2.0, right, "how long have you been collecting bitcoin" [22:44]
mircea_popescu i dunno dood, since it rained. [22:44]
Adlai where does it rain bitcoin? [22:45]
Adlai although i hear they've been asking that in the sahara ever since it deserted up [22:45]
mircea_popescu [22:45]
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mircea_popescu fun fact : this is a cover. the original was an 80s thing of some whales nobody remembers today. [22:46]
Adlai nah [22:46]
assbot Liquid Tension Experiment - Universal Mind - YouTube ... ( ) [22:46]
Adlai !down Adlai [22:47]
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ben_vulpes buenos noches [23:25]
ben_vulpes buenos noches [23:25]
ben_vulpes << you know i met the guy one time [23:27]
assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 22:59:45; lobbes: to the qntra version? tis here: [23:27]
ben_vulpes utterly insane [23:27]
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ben_vulpes ascii_*, mircea_popescu: "hadoop" << thought y'all'd get a kick out of that [23:31]
ben_vulpes [23:47] # cd /usr/local/src << baww look at the hobbyist sysadmin [23:32]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36050 @ 0.0003069 = 11.0637 BTC [-] {3} [23:34]
mircea_popescu what, what did i do ? [23:34]
ben_vulpes discovering the deep bitrot [23:35]
ben_vulpes look do what the 'professionals' do [23:35]
ben_vulpes give up [23:35]
ben_vulpes cry at night [23:35]
ben_vulpes beat yer kids [23:35]
trinque drink, forever [23:35]
ben_vulpes drink too much [23:35]
trinque lol [23:35]
ben_vulpes bwaha [23:35]
mircea_popescu mmmm... [23:35]
ben_vulpes * ascii_launchpad [00:04] just walked by a 'women in tech' poster << in the airport?! [23:36]
ben_vulpes "whose company we enjoy" << dude you're barely ever here what "we"? [23:37]
assbot Parenting is going to be hard. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( ) [23:37]
ben_vulpes blech and with the capitalizing of my carefully uncapitalized lines [23:38]
ben_vulpes look, pete, if the lord had intended capitalization, he'd have capitalized whatever himself. [23:39]
mircea_popescu sooo... how do you two install varnish [23:39]
ben_vulpes "beating heart of the source code" << more like well-armed guardians of the blood in the fly in the amber [23:41]
trinque mircea_popescu: I've yet to hit upon a devops process I actually like. On gentoo at least it appears to be an emerge varnish; rc-update add varnish default; /etc/init.d/varnish start [23:42]
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ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i only actually use nginx. [23:42]
mircea_popescu i have nginx. [23:42]
ben_vulpes and still need varnish?! [23:42]
mircea_popescu but varnish actually halps. [23:43]
mircea_popescu yeah. [23:43]
trinque could just do memcached [23:43]
ben_vulpes above my pay grade boss [23:43]
mircea_popescu i dun think you laymen understand what a real blog is like. [23:43]
trinque guy's got actual traffic to contend with [23:43]
ben_vulpes i dun think you laymen understand running php under load is like << ftfy [23:43]
trinque mircea_popescu: memcached has performed well for me in the past, is supported by nginx [23:43]
ben_vulpes have you tried hiphop vm? [23:43]
mircea_popescu vm ?! [23:43]
mircea_popescu why would i want a vm! [23:43]
ben_vulpes it's the latest and greatest in php performance tekmology! [23:44]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes php has 0 to do with it. for one thing, it's compiled. for the other, it's apache that gets hammered, purely a html problem. [23:44]
ben_vulpes just trollin u boss [23:45]
ben_vulpes like i said, above my pay grade [23:45]
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mircea_popescu i don't really understand the magic, but when running varnish hits ~= pages. [23:45]
ben_vulpes "are self-funded and self-motivated" << the actual footnote you want here is the reference to the deficits that serenissima runs [23:45]
mircea_popescu when not running varnish, hits > 2x pages. this makes a difference because children. [23:45]
mircea_popescu !up joeblo [23:45]
-assbot- You voiced joeblo for 30 minutes. [23:45]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16393 @ 0.00032208 = 5.2799 BTC [+] {2} [23:47]
ben_vulpes i suspect that mircea_popescu booked out all of hotel redacto for con3 [23:49]
ben_vulpes all of a sudden there is life in the thing [23:49]
mircea_popescu ben_vulpes this is literally true, seeing how they had one of your suites per floor. [23:49]
ben_vulpes nice suites btw! [23:50]
mircea_popescu i was like "but i want the cool rooms, like i had", guy was like "well i hope you don't have more than 8 people coming then, because we're not building a patio" [23:50]
joeblo I'm curious, what's the standard implementation for digital assets? [23:51]
ben_vulpes there is no standard, joeblo [23:51]
ben_vulpes look at mpex, each contract is different [23:51]
joeblo Okay, cool thanks [23:52]
ben_vulpes for the very simple reason that complex financial instruments are rarely fungible. [23:53]
ben_vulpes options, sure. [23:53]
joeblo I'm trying to dev up to an API but there doesn't seem to be a definite answer for this [23:53]
ben_vulpes stocks, meh. [23:53]
ben_vulpes joeblo: "deb up to an API" << wat [23:53]
joeblo For example, coloredcoins [23:53]
joeblo Sure, that's not an API, but there are API's around it [23:54]
ben_vulpes (you don't need that apostrophe, fyi) [23:54]
ben_vulpes [01:09] when you see it... << heh i missed it [23:54]
ben_vulpes !gettrust liquidassets [23:54]
assbot liquidassets is not registered in WoT. [23:54]
ben_vulpes HARUMPH [23:55]
ben_vulpes [01:26] might not end up being bitcoin itself << of necessity must be something else [23:56]
ben_vulpes did briefly look into providing "how likely is this addr to doublespend" as a service [23:56]
ben_vulpes [01:40] nah << scam, was expecting physics [23:58]
assbot Liquid Tension Experiment - Universal Mind - YouTube ... ( ) [23:58]
ben_vulpes lobbes: "and omitting to state material facts." << something trips my native engrish filter in this [23:59]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26016 @ 0.00030468 = 7.9266 BTC [-] [23:59]
ben_vulpes "roughly 3000 BTC" << ascii_* now that's a rocket [23:59]
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