Forum logs for 12 Dec 2015

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
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adlai !v assbot:adlai.rate.luke-jr.10:0c6030d0625cf90570bf09dce24b99a56dfb5a99bdb26b22ab8cfd7695c05c55 [00:15]
assbot Successfully updated the rating for luke-jr from 10 to 10 with note: highly amusing, misunderestimatood architect of OP_CONSEQUENCEVERIFY [00:15]
danielpbarron wtf 10 !? [00:15]
adlai stopping to hurl threats at lemmings for long enough to watch them play in their own language does a world of good to your blood pressure [00:16]
adlai anybody who cares to find out what that rating means can probably understand it from reviewing the background to all the !s drama [00:16]
danielpbarron !rated Luke-Jr [00:19]
assbot You rated user Luke-Jr on 16-Dec-2014, with a rating of -6, and supplied these additional notes: He tried to add blacklisting to bitcoin.. [00:19]
adlai once y'all get over the dick measuring you'll realize that supporting larger vN blocks is the cheapest way to reduce vM block capacity, short of paying miners to generate empty blocks, or the existence of a free market for negative block space [00:20]
adlai lol yes, another one of my ideas not worth self-censoring is a free market for provable tx censorship... basically anything that gets money a better megaphone to fund its own security [00:22]
adlai or properly taglined, "a place for miners to sell the only good they're licensed to manufacture" [00:23]
danielpbarron whatever that means, it still remains that bitcoin as it exists today is a giant ball of turd. The priority should be on deturdification before major rule changes, especially considering that no such changes are currently required to ensure its survival [00:24]
adlai i didn't say pay the guy to break it [00:24]
mircea_popescu adlai if you read carefully, nobody gave a shit at any point about what the congenitally retarded / ustards do in their bathroom. [00:27]
mircea_popescu the slaps start flowing once they start talking out of it. [00:28]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37900 @ 0.00048063 = 18.2159 BTC [-] [00:28]
adlai well, "you threw the wrong bitch out the window" [00:29]
mircea_popescu impossible by definition. [00:29]
mircea_popescu "beat your wife every day. if you don't know why, she does." [00:29]
* adlai fails to understand how "let's softfork blabla blabla blabla anything" can be viewed as anything other than playing in the bathtub [00:29]
adlai note that neither sipa nor Luke-Jr nor most anybody else is advocating for a hardfork. [00:30]
adlai as far as i can tell, the only person who mentions hardforking segwit after this idea is your favorite costume artist [00:30]
adlai softforks by definition are a bathtub game between miners and cautious experimenters [00:31]
adlai let idiots lose their own money. jeez. i'm done with this topic, back to my usual bullshit [00:31]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33580 @ 0.00048051 = 16.1355 BTC [-] {2} [00:34]
shinohai <<< my estimation exactly. [00:38]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 03:14:22; danielpbarron: wtf 10 !? [00:38]
mircea_popescu lol. [00:38]
shinohai Wasn't it just last week he was considering doing work for the nvxim cult or whatever it's called? [00:38]
adlai !v assbot:adlai.rate.luke-jr.9:42a21f2c611b5b48d8b90a449d8fcdc30b99282e695ebe497f19d43b6c71106c [00:39]
assbot Successfully updated the rating for luke-jr from 10 to 9 with note: still claims via solicited PM that he plans to break bitcoin someday [00:40]
shinohai The usg would prlly like to have a chat with him then. [00:42]
adlai yeah, i left a positive rating so they know he's good for it [00:45]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28850 @ 0.00048002 = 13.8486 BTC [-] [00:52]
BingoBoingo * adlai fails to understand how "let's softfork blabla blabla blabla anything" can be viewed as anything other than playing in the bathtub << The Jim Crow "soft phork" isn't anything near soft in the way previous ones have been. Would blocks still verify on actual bitcoind? Sure. Transactions? lol nope. [00:53]
adlai lol you don't have to run code with real money to read it [00:54]
BingoBoingo Read what? That there's a link to different data structure where actual signatures are? How the fuck does actual bitcoind get "witnesses" [00:55]
adlai bitcoind gets steal-friendly witnesses, from bold experimenters who sacrifice their Bitcoin on the altars of the mine-verify greed-off [00:56]
adlai if you'd prefer to stick to Bitcoin, your witnesses remain safe and sound in txins where for better or worse Our Prophet Satoshi intended them to be [00:57]
adlai !s writtit [00:57]
assbot 1 results for 'writtit' : [00:57]
adlai if you're not a party to testing tepid bathtub nucleation, then you're unable to steal the vJimCrow witnesses [00:59]
BingoBoingo "Standards" [01:00]
shinohai I'm sorry, if the whole history isn't there then *it isn't bitcoin* [01:00]
* adlai just ran out of tulip tokens for defending ideas he can neither long nor short, back to midwifing s.mpoe's self-identity crisis [01:01]
BingoBoingo Look there somethings you can let the derps fart out in their bubble bath. Some things like this though actually run the risk of being taken seriously by the Chicoms. [01:01]
BingoBoingo [01:02]
assbot «Maitrisons sexuellement les petites frontistes décérébrées" (Màj) - Fdesouche ... ( ) [01:02]
adlai !s animals anyway [01:04]
assbot 3 results for 'animals anyway' : [01:04]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00047893 = 12.4522 BTC [-] {2} [01:06]
* adlai hates it when the market speaks to him in numbers... or loves it, for they sometimes tickle his whiskers [01:10]
adlai ;;seen [01:12]
gribble I have not seen [01:12]
adlai dancing blind today [01:13]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00047893 = 12.5959 BTC [-] {2} [01:14]
BingoBoingo "Based on their findings, Braverman and his coauthor, New York State Commissioner of Health Nirav Shah, M.D., say the BMI threshold for obesity, which now stands at 30, should be lowered to 24 for women and 28 for men." << [01:19]
assbot Obesity rate may be worse than we think - ... ( ) [01:19]
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* adlai is listening to: Ott - Live at Gnomelandia (55:13) [01:22]
adlai meh. it's 'signals from bob' and confucius heraclitus s.plato etc etc [01:23]
trinque adlai: I saw them live when they were Ott and the All Seeing I. [01:23]
* adlai will see them do that same shit in ~14 hours [01:24]
trinque was a good show [01:24]
adlai in the meat. [01:24]
adlai worth the credit card debt. [01:24]
* adlai says so before he's even had to liquidate time or btc to repay [01:24]
adlai where'd you see them trinque ? [01:25]
trinque Portland, at a venue called Branx [01:25]
* adlai notes to self that scripts[igs] are to be trusted as far as you can chuckem [01:25]
adlai i'd deed something about passing a paper wallet to the asshole who plot twists by turning around and passing the fucking joint before the atom splits, but my hopes are not enough to collect the donation on that one [01:27]
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asciilifeform << how's this work [01:28]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 03:21:25; adlai: lol yes, another one of my ideas not worth self-censoring is a free market for provable tx censorship... basically anything that gets money a better megaphone to fund its own security [01:28]
adlai negative block space [01:28]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49600 @ 0.00047879 = 23.748 BTC [-] {4} [01:28]
trinque how is that distinct from the txspam "attacks" [01:28]
adlai trivially verifiable, take your pick of extra shenanigans on top. it's worthless but idiots will pay for it. [01:28]
adlai it increases revenue for miners that follow their free market boners, while providing a clearer signal of the hand that rubs them [01:29]
asciilifeform i suspect that we'll be seeing some variant of this quite soon [01:29]
asciilifeform on a usg scale [01:29]
adlai quite possibly, i'm still waiting for luke to explain/publish his crafty draftings [01:30]
adlai and/or issue a death warrant on me for trying to build a better mute button for our megaphone [01:31]
adlai the magic of bitcoin is that you don't have to press either one of them, you can just shout until the button breaks of its own idiocy [01:31]
asciilifeform 'go ahead and transmit your tx to the free^H^H^H^Hterrorist world, but be prepared to wait two years for a confirmation. or you can send to u.s. fed miner and get in the next block.' [01:31]
asciilifeform ('legal transactions only') [01:31]
adlai really, if it thinks such a scheme will pass, i invite the sexprs into my neural sandbox [01:32]
trinque here comes danielpbarron to quote rev 13:16 [01:32]
asciilifeform did i miss a tray of lsd being passed around earlier. [01:32]
adlai what tray, there were only two cubes :( [01:32]
trinque probably ott's fault. [01:33]
adlai perhaps, the market is known to precede itself [01:33]
* adlai waits for marines to kick down some door, see you on the other side of the burlap sack [01:34]
asciilifeform adlai: the 'free market for negative block space' follows trivially from the scheme discussed in the old thread, where miner optimizes for fee/byte [01:35]
asciilifeform you can occupy as much space as you like by bidding up. [01:35]
asciilifeform fill it with whatever. [01:36]
adlai and there's no public way to politely request that hashpower babysitters bid down [01:36]
asciilifeform 'free market' doesn't come with a 'let's all chill and think and do we really want thermonukefest??' button [01:36]
adlai beyond bitchering about relaying as though your nodeship can seed the clouds [01:36]
asciilifeform if prisoner's dilemma somehow solved itself, you wouldn't need miners to begin with [01:37]
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adlai seriously though, i have logs better worth burning my carpal tunnels over, and they tend to come in parenthesized pairs [01:38]
adlai (who knew neuron space could be so prosaically constrained!) [01:38]
asciilifeform looks like Vexual's vacant chair is finally filled ? [01:40]
* adlai at least tries, when picking lsd visions to distill into signed code, to look out for bitcoin's well-being [01:40]
* adlai isn't sure what title Vexual's chair ever bore? [01:42]
adlai << i'd nominate pete himself for this one :P [01:42]
assbot Logged on 05-10-2015 23:19:14; pete_dushenski: if so, there go all my crank theories, right out the window ! [01:42]
adlai he at least seems to have bought his voice with money, whereas i seem so far to retain it because the wot finds what i say or do sufficiently profitable or funny [01:44]
asciilifeform wai wut [01:44]
adlai !gettrust [01:45]
assbot You need to specify one (or two) nicks. [01:45]
adlai ffs whatever happened to context [01:45]
* adlai leaves it to the sufficiently motivated plumber [01:45]
asciilifeform !gettrust pete_dushenski [01:45]
assbot Trust relationship from user asciilifeform to user pete_dushenski: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 13 via 9 connections. | | [01:45]
BingoBoingo Wait adlai is this the vexual is satoshi theory? [01:45]
adlai nah satoshi is some guy in #zennet who thinks i don't understand O(bullshit) [01:46]
* adlai wanted to bitbet short puts on the AGRS altcoin, but it turns out to not even be more than TLS-signed bittrext [01:47]
adlai the brains behind it spin a bullshit game that would make robert viragh proud [01:48]
* BingoBoingo wonders if there is a 12 step group for LSD adlai can explore, remembers medically induced ibogaine hallucinations likely conntributed to Bill's spiritual experience [01:48]
adlai nah bro haven't you heard, it's the self limiting drug [01:48]
asciilifeform << lulzy, found by chance [01:49]
assbot Ten Economic Blunders from History | Mises Daily ... ( ) [01:49]
adlai << possibly intriguing for any meth witches in the audience with a poor bullshit game [01:50]
assbot PLOS Genetics: Hnrnph1 Is A Quantitative Trait Gene for Methamphetamine Sensitivity ... ( ) [01:50]
adlai bwah 'The market, known as the Policy Analysis Market, or PAM, never got off the ground. Democrat politicians in the Senate uncovered the plan in July 2003 and it was dropped amid public outcry. Ron Wyden, a Democratic senator from Oregon, expressed the prevailing attitude when he said that "The idea of a federal betting parlour on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque."' [01:54]
asciilifeform ahahaha the admiral poindexter thing [01:54]
* adlai didn't realize the oft-mentioned godfather of predixhun markets was behind this [01:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47150 @ 0.00048425 = 22.8324 BTC [+] {5} [01:57]
adlai asciilifeform: while your room 101 may contain electric anthills (used to get tease out the bitcoin you don't 'own'), /me expects to get lazzaroed for association-by-homage with the 'coinjoin scammers' or somesuch [02:01]
asciilifeform each of us will get an anthill 'entirely his own and fully adequate for him' (to borrow a mircea_popescuism) [02:06]
adlai the best use of the such [02:06]
* trinque expects to succumb to some pollution or diet related illness and die the usual way. [02:06]
adlai dude carpal tunnel is terminal for brogrammers [02:07]
trinque go lift weights. [02:07]
asciilifeform them that die will be the lucky ones (tm) (r) (treasure island) [02:07]
adlai unfortunately it costs less btc to keep another human alive than it does to kill yourself, and not even malthus could've foreseen this tragedy [02:07]
adlai but call me when they're paying bitcoin for aborted stem cells [02:08]
trinque how is that? [02:08]
trinque obligatory borrowed gun, bought bullet reference. [02:08]
adlai well the pay bitcoin-by-proxy for cumshots! [02:08]
* adlai invokes [02:09]
assbot The Brick Testament ... ( ) [02:09]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33950 @ 0.00047855 = 16.2468 BTC [-] {2} [02:11]
adlai there's something amazing about getting a whisker signal before assbot, and waiting to see which direction it guesses [02:11]
assbot AMAZING COMPANY! [02:11]
adlai fwiw (more bullshit not worth deeding) i will pay all my personal profits to date to the L1 who provides the correct conjuring of their extraction from public ticker data [02:13]
adlai it's worth a couple bitcents, wait a while and call me on this bullshit if i'm still around after we've given andreas rastapopoulous his two years [02:14]
adlai obviously this payment is only owed if the proof is in a form acceptable to any and all future investors in my shinola distillery, usg ktulu or otherwise [02:15]
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adlai offer null and void for usg's L_n presence, its keys don't verify with the blessed rings [02:17]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00048678 = 4.6731 BTC [+] {2} [02:20]
adlai there's a lightning network pun in here but i'm too spent to kill the joke. nite, or morning, as the custom may dictate [02:21]
BingoBoingo go lift weights. << Pin Tren for carpal tunnel. [02:26]
BingoBoingo !up justanotheruser [02:27]
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adlai 'The fictitious people in the zoo had a big board supposedly showing stock market quotations and com-modity prices along one wall of their habitat, and a news ticker, and a telephone that was supposedly connected to a brokerage on Earth. The creatures on Zircon-101 had told their captives that they had invested a million bitcoins for them back on Earth, and that it was up to the captives to manage it [02:31]
adlai so that they would be fabulously wealthy when they were returned to Earth.' - more from kenny v [02:31]
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* adlai invites agents of all horsemen, not just USG, to make such proof worthless; not because he's too lazy to make it worthwhile himself, but because he just wants two coins to rub together [02:35]
adlai some guy bought them off me once for a pittance by today's rates >_> [02:35]
adlai 'worthless' even if correctly produced, for the intentionally obtuse in the lurker gallery [02:36]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40283 @ 0.00048692 = 19.6146 BTC [+] {3} [02:37]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45280 @ 0.00048481 = 21.9522 BTC [-] {2} [02:42]
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adlai !up 4886 (spoilers! he dies at the end) [02:44]
assbot you're my GOD DAMN HERO.wmv - YouTube ... ( ) [02:44]
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adlai more from the "whence D-wave's IPO paycheck" department, [03:02]
assbot Satoshi's unmoved coins are the world's biggest prize in quantum-decryption, the canary in bitcoin's quantum coalmine : Bitcoin ... ( ) [03:02]
adlai "The day is quickly approaching where even if someone were to sign a message using Satoshi's known coin hoard addresses, we should think twice about whether this person actually is Satoshi or not" [03:02]
adlai shut up and get in line for your trilema credits like a good boy, satoshi. your money is as good as anybody else's. [03:03]
* adlai notes that his own leaked keys hardly budged [03:03]
adlai so satoshi-minutes are worth somewhere between a deedbot and a bitcent [03:04]
adlai ;;ticker --market all [03:10]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 410.47, vol: 43067.03987488 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 407.316, vol: 25074.7603 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 411.3, vol: 127788.60787139 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 452.0, vol: 5.81748064 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 415.241712, vol: 183926.44340000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 408.0, vol: 503.19544403 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 423.192010992, vol: 194.34333951 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message) [03:10]
adlai ;;more [03:10]
gribble 412.850947599 [03:10]
adlai oops. [03:10]
adlai pls winkledinks give me my time-btc back, i wish i'd dumped them at the parabolic fulcrum [03:11]
adlai attention SPV devils, your v3 headers become newsworthy in roughly (exp 1) days [03:19]
* adlai counts dots off, sadly open source is quicker to kill than pay for itself [03:19]
assbot 404 - Not Found ... ( ) [03:19]
adlai bleh. one for the picture gallery: [03:21]
assbot ver-10k.png (1280x800 pixels) ... ( ) [03:21]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72350 @ 0.00048962 = 35.424 BTC [+] {3} [03:36]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3021 @ 0.000483 = 1.4591 BTC [-] [04:05]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18100 @ 0.000483 = 8.7423 BTC [-] [04:07]
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mircea_popescu i had no idea BingoBoingo is cajun enough to read french [04:12]
BingoBoingo I don't read french. [04:14]
BingoBoingo I violenced the text until it gave up its salient points. [04:14]
mircea_popescu hahaha. what did you gather from the violation ? [04:14]
BingoBoingo I gathered that French libertard liek rape more than MP. Seriously that brown people should rape all the FN women business is what Obama has to be thinking. [04:16]
mircea_popescu <<< not as easy as it sounds. [04:16]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 04:30:25; asciilifeform: 'go ahead and transmit your tx to the free^H^H^H^Hterrorist world, but be prepared to wait two years for a confirmation. or you can send to u.s. fed miner and get in the next block.' [04:16]
BingoBoingo Nordic system on crack. [04:16]
mircea_popescu BingoBoingo basically the french version of the redditard decided that right wing females appreciate macho men. further decided that all men are the same, and that includes him. further decided that hey, if they queue up to kneel for mp, why not for him. figured out that this is ridiculous, so instead of doing it wrote about it. everyone [that never does anything] got all excited about it, then realised it's meaningles [04:18]
mircea_popescu s so decided to delete it because if deleted it's somehow protected from its meaninglessness. [04:18]
BingoBoingo Ah [04:18]
mircea_popescu as some derpy woman said, "congrats to the winners [which is everyone]" [04:18]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform specifically : to guarantee your transactions are on average included the same day, you need control over ~0.5% of the network. [04:19]
mircea_popescu to obtain similar performance to wires in this respect [delay only, not in all the others, you still get bitcoin, rather than usg-fiat moved around] you need a 0.2%ish of the network. [04:20]
mircea_popescu interdiciton is hard. [04:20]
mircea_popescu specifically to get your two years interdiction, usg needs to control 99.999% of the network, and admitting half an exahash was legit that requires they get a further 50 or so yotahashes. and that nobody else does anything. [04:22]
BingoBoingo [04:23]
assbot Spectrophilia ... ( ) [04:23]
mircea_popescu nb [04:26]
mircea_popescu "The idea of a federal betting parlour on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque."' << so ? [04:27]
mircea_popescu this is like saying "the pornstar is brunette and tall." mkay ? [04:28]
mircea_popescu got anything at the actual topic ? [04:28]
mircea_popescu << lmao the philipino dept hard at work. no, the day isn't approaching, quickly or otherwise. [04:30]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 06:01:33; adlai: "The day is quickly approaching where even if someone were to sign a message using Satoshi's known coin hoard addresses, we should think twice about whether this person actually is Satoshi or not" [04:30]
mircea_popescu for one thing, "quickly" is a non-quantum concept. [04:30]
adlai further on the "look what doesn't seem to have made logs yet" topic, the plaintext wripped from : [04:31]
assbot [1011.0423] A note comprising a negative resolution of the Efficient Market [04:31]
assbot ... ( ) [04:31]
adlai forget the businessman, clergy don't hold a candle to the nigerians [04:32]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58050 @ 0.00048246 = 28.0068 BTC [-] {3} [04:33]
adlai seems to have stolen a leaf from the book of ,,seen herbijudlestoids [04:34]
adlai fucking robots used to work, once [04:35]
adlai if androids dream of dead ghosts masturbating, but no Tulip cluster simulate their moans, does that still constitute spectrofilia? [04:36]
BingoBoingo Test all the children: "While the old ISAT test often saw as many as 95 percent of students meeting or exceeding standards, the highest-scoring school in St. Clair, Madison, Monroe or Clinton counties was Damiansville Elementary in Clinton County, with a proficiency score of 69.2 percent, and the lowest-performing school was Lovejoy Elementary in Brooklyn with a proficiency rate of zero." [04:36]
adlai what was it testing, how to compile and `gpg --gen-keys` ? [04:37]
adlai i hear you get least-positive-bignum points on the SAT for this [04:37]
BingoBoingo Kommon Kore [04:37]
* adlai has heard back from the latest incarnation of the Bcc funnel, this one with a request to cheatsheet for the interview << more in the 'reinventing wot' dept [04:41]
assbot Better XMPP Identifiers - Ed25519 Public Keys and .onions — ChatSecure ... ( ) [04:41]
mircea_popescu anyway, the diocletian edict is a fine example. the problem isn't even economic there, it's purely political. "oh, we have a problem we don't know how to solve, here's some red tape" "tell you what - it's not worth the risk of dealing with your red tape AT ALL. see ya". "oh noes! who could have predicted!" [04:41]
adlai crowdsourcing 'peer' review from hacker news, and they don't even pay shares by the wordcount! [04:41]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38550 @ 0.00048403 = 18.6594 BTC [+] {2} [04:42]
adlai mircea_popescu: i really wish red tape will kill all the stupid ideas dreamt up tonight [04:43]
adlai alas for i can't stuff the worst ones back into my tendons [04:43]
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adlai and from our new Arithmancy professors, [04:52]
assbot ... ( ) [04:52]
adlai "A comparison to gold suggests Bitcoin could be undervalued" don't go driving any nonsmall amounts, we may have to take your bullshit seriously as well! [04:53]
* mircea_popescu prepares the 2016 version of the "stop buying" article. [04:54]
mircea_popescu these idiots are all ready to fuck things over. "oh, it went up, buy buy buy!11" [04:54]
mircea_popescu imbeciles. [04:54]
adlai nah let them riff a little, it's their role in nature's "greedy algorithm" bullshit detector [04:55]
adlai "More investors are taking it seriously and using it as a portfolio diversifier" go on, elaborate how billionaires hedge their penny stock exposure with hard currency [04:57]
adlai next up they'll be telling you when and where to short mpex [04:57]
adlai that'll be the "shut up and buy" signal, i guess [04:57]
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adlai << they don't bite my fisheye scopes and 'assault handles' either,.. [05:06]
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adlai in relevant news, if STRML or anybody else from bitMEX ever shows up, i'd love to eat their fee discounts on managing DPE risk [05:08]
mircea_popescu !up STRML [05:09]
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* adlai has no idea how to valuate that risk but when did that ever stop idiots [05:09]
adlai 3.. 2... 1. [05:09]
* adlai keeps poring over their arithmancy documentation [05:10]
mircea_popescu in other news, [05:11]
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adlai mircea_popescu: where do you dredge up all this... and how come these sluts don't get to earn their bitcents too? [05:47]
mircea_popescu the history folder, and because they're too old now. [05:48]
mircea_popescu can't be 20 forever. [05:48]
adlai superfish business model! targeted whoring based on reverse-image-crawling links to your own naked likeness [05:48]
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adlai mircea_popescu: did i ever mention one of my meatspace drink buddies who denies that i quote anybody but him when referencing the "problem of too much money"? [05:50]
adlai he's now gone parroting this on to other jooz, even in the same discussion as "so uh is it a good time to buy bitcoin maybe because it's regulated?" [05:51]
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mircea_popescu mkay ? [06:01]
* adlai hopes somebody has a Plan around effigy-attributed trb vpatches, because i know enough C++ to swear myself fit to neither generate nor verify that bullshit [06:02]
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punkman /me was talking at some kind of computer/security/bitcoin workshop in dreamworld [06:05]
punkman perhaps a sign [06:05]
punkman mircea_popescu: what's the mpex referal fee now? [06:06]
mircea_popescu punkman still 10 iirc. [06:06]
adlai unfortunately my meatspace acquaintances, even the ones controlling enough btc to make them worth referring, think they know where and how to best invest it - themselves [06:07]
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punkman adlai: you might be better off talking to people that don't have any btc yet [06:08]
adlai they tend to either encourage me to keep playing around with my play-btc, or feign interest in the hope of nucleating a tradable price signal out of my sykobabble [06:10]
* adlai is proud to report that his meatspace btcfiat signal remains peerlessly indistinguishable from monkeys at a typewriter [06:10]
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adlai makes one feel comfortable in humanity / retardation / childishness / etc [06:11]
adlai monkeys that make good bitbet payouts! but suck at timing anything asymmetric larger than a banknote or two [06:11]
* adlai has a gist floating around that may be welcome (after some digestion) in, under the "betting both sides" department [06:13]
adlai but the tool still needs a couple more trials before pressing blueprints [06:13]
adlai ;;seen mike_c [06:14]
gribble mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, 1 minute, and 40 seconds ago: let's get that thing out the door and get alf some goddamn bitcoin already [06:14]
adlai !search from:adlai ;;seen [06:15]
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adlai ok that's all from the broken record department (for tonight, folks) [06:15]
adlai !down adlai [06:15]
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BingoBoingo * mircea_popescu prepares the 2016 version of the "stop buying" article. << I knew it. [06:22]
BingoBoingo * adlai is proud to report that his meatspace btcfiat signal remains peerlessly indistinguishable from monkeys at a typewriter << Meatspace linux signal is bullish [06:25]
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BingoBoingo Qntra called it [06:31]
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mircea_popescu Qntra called it << bullshit story of all time. "oh i was hacked". the faux satoshi has everything in common with the fiat-based wanna-be bitcoin scammer. [09:57]
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mircea_popescu Qntra called it << bullshit story of all time. "oh i was hacked". the faux satoshi has everything in common with the fiat-based wanna-be bitcoin scammer. [09:58]
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mircea_popescu in other news : how do you superimpose two images for the web, but exactly ? [10:42]
mircea_popescu (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.) [10:43]
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punkman saw a flash of naked girl on last article but it disappeared [12:01]
mircea_popescu hehe. [12:02]
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trinque mircea_popescu │ in other news : how do you superimpose two images for the web, but exactly ? << you put them both in a position: relative div, give the two images position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; [12:13]
trinque ... the shit that fills my head [12:13]
mircea_popescu doesn't work. [12:13]
mircea_popescu you can't have absolute coords. it's the web. [12:13]
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trinque that one makes it "absolute" "relative" to the parent div [12:14]
mircea_popescu you still get padding. [12:15]
pete_dushenski << at least it seems that colbert isn't quite so funny when libertards aren't watching him with the (almost assuredly) mistaken statistic in mind that "half of viewers don't even know he's kidding!" [12:16]
assbot Logged on 11-12-2015 16:06:12; mircea_popescu: awww, colbert's not funny ?! who knew! [12:16]
punkman there's probably two dozen ways to do that [12:16]
mircea_popescu [12:17]
assbot "Parody" is not there for you cancerous fags to try and hide your cancer behind it. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( ) [12:17]
trinque then comes the long recitation of the reset.css ritual to purify the browser. [12:17]
mircea_popescu that said, he's squeezed more blood from that rock than anyone i know oif. [12:17]
mircea_popescu trinque if you're curious, see how last trilema does it [12:17]
pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: and colbert kicked the parody to the curb, leaving... not much. [12:17]
pete_dushenski and colbert's up there with ali g and daniel tosh in the "lulzy interview that audience and interviewer understand but interviewee maybe not so much" game. [12:18]
trinque now only the fellation of the state and hollywood remain. [12:19]
pete_dushenski !s tosh.0 [12:19]
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trinque mircea_popescu: a yep, that works. [12:19]
pete_dushenski well that's too bad, tosh.0 is pretty hilarious. [12:20]
trinque giving up on the tags other than div alleviates a lot of the pain [12:20]
punkman colbert had some pretty good bits over the years [12:22]
punkman can't say I'll ever watch his new "serious" crap though [12:23]
pete_dushenski punkman: looks like you're not alone. no one wants the ~actual~ stephen colbert, they want to see an overwrought fauxpublican. [12:24]
* mircea_popescu would almost watch a best-of if curated by someone in the wot [12:25]
mircea_popescu never really watched the guy outside of a few half minute snippets here and there. [12:25]
punkman daniel tosh is pretty bad but I've only caught the odd youtube featuring him [12:25]
punkman [12:26]
assbot Cultural impact of The Colbert Report - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( ) [12:26]
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pete_dushenski << for anyone looking to check out full episodes of tosh.0 [12:28]
assbot tosh.0 - YouTube ... ( ) [12:28]
pete_dushenski can't say i've watched daniel tosh's stand-up routine, but i'd have high expectations for it. [12:29]
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asciilifeform << that was sussman [12:38]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 13:42:05; mircea_popescu: (i did find the answer, a half hour of labour later, and exactly in the "basic science upon the software" sense djikstra was discussing. and i'm betting you don't know either. pos html omfg.) [12:38]
mircea_popescu ah right. [12:38]
mircea_popescu amusingly enouj [12:38]
mircea_popescu enough*, the answer is recursion. [12:38]
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mircea_popescu so wait. the wikipedia page on the "cultural impact" of some random network anchor dude consists of 'things named after him' such as obscure sports teams and various pets ; and a large chapter on "wikipedia references" ? [12:43]
mircea_popescu what are these people on, their own jenkem ? [12:43]
asciilifeform tlp's disease ? [12:43]
asciilifeform 'it is on the screen, ergo it matters even if it is nonsense' [12:44]
asciilifeform ;;nethash [12:45]
gribble 693923003.137 [12:45]
asciilifeform where'd it go..? [12:46]
mircea_popescu aha. [12:46]
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mircea_popescu !s nethash [12:46]
assbot 510 results for 'nethash' : [12:46]
mircea_popescu 12:24:01gribble: 527455049.152 << less than month ago. [12:47]
pete_dushenski 50 petahash here, 50 there... what's a few hundred acres of mining farms between friends ? [12:47]
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pete_dushenski those cf-18s might not be able to hit the side of a barn in syria, but why not a stationary and defenseless mining farm in iceland ? [12:48]
shinohai Happy Hannukah pete_dushenski o/ [12:48]
pete_dushenski aha cheers !! [12:48]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: there is no reason (aside from laziness and idiocy) for there to be any geographic concentrations of miners whatsoever [12:49]
asciilifeform (largest power could easily occupy, e.g., 10,000 cheapo warehouse lofts in 300 cities) [12:50]
pete_dushenski but really, a terahash is running ~1 btc atm (or was last month), which'd mean that 50k btc of ~just equipment~ is popping on and offline PER DAY. though the measurement problems inherent in ;;nethash may account for the majority of that... [12:51]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: why do you imagine that the consumer prices have anything to do with the actual cost to a geopolitical player ? [12:51]
pete_dushenski asciilifeform: also aside from cheap leccy and fast net connection... [12:52]
asciilifeform (what does it cost usg to order intel to bake 100,000 14nm asics ?) [12:52]
pete_dushenski asciilifeform: why did hitler need money ? [12:52]
asciilifeform to buy swedish steel ? [12:53]
pete_dushenski ok, and how many iphones does usg have to buy off china to pay the israelis for 100k asic chips ? [12:56]
asciilifeform why import ? [12:56]
pete_dushenski (israelis will do anything for iph0ne) [12:57]
asciilifeform serious cpu is one of the very few remaining american monopolies. [12:58]
pete_dushenski asciilifeform: i guess if oregon doesn't mind "belching smokestacks" [12:58]
pete_dushenski i thought there was no 'serious cpu' ;/ [12:59]
asciilifeform 'serious' being a relative thing [12:59]
pete_dushenski ok you tell me what 100k 'serious cpus' cost [13:02]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: obligatory thread: [13:02]
assbot Logged on 15-10-2015 01:03:09; mircea_popescu: in the sense of, "put on provision slip, sign, costs nothing" [13:02]
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pete_dushenski asciilifeform: re-read. basically, no cost because nfi. [13:06]
pete_dushenski from outside, there's no cost. from inside, 'dunno yet, but we'll try to reallocate some of our other budgetary items to accommodate asic production' [13:07]
pete_dushenski basically, more zeros from one excel cell to another and voila ! chips. [13:08]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: << obligatory illustration. where do you suppose these originally came from ? [13:09]
assbot Loper OS » Yes, you can still get these. ... ( ) [13:09]
asciilifeform somebody moved a magical pencil, and - bam - there were fewer rolls of tp to be had. but chips appeared, aha. [13:09]
asciilifeform sorta like a hard drunk, or better yet, a costly dope addict - where does he get the coke money ? [13:10]
asciilifeform answer: ~somewhere~ [13:10]
pete_dushenski aha. anywhere. [13:10]
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asciilifeform pete_dushenski: it isn't even a matter of 'we'll try to reallocate some of our other budgetary items' [13:18]
asciilifeform they simply print the bezzlars, and hire. [13:18]
pete_dushenski << well that was edifying. /me needs more practice with this subject matter. total n00b. [13:18]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 02:01:19; asciilifeform: << historical interest, re: punishments. [13:18]
asciilifeform the second half of this particular engine's cycle is, of course, repossessing the bezzlars so they do not circulate and spread chaos [13:19]
pete_dushenski asciilifeform: a luxury mr. z80-wisher-into-existence perhaps didn't have. [13:19]
asciilifeform in su this was done with the state monopoly on liquor [13:19]
asciilifeform in us - with rent bezzle [13:19]
* pete_dushenski thought liquor was cheap in former su. [13:20]
pete_dushenski or that moonshine in bathtub would suffice to extract one from said monopolu [13:21]
pete_dushenski monopoly* [13:21]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: folks certainly tried moonshining. [13:21]
asciilifeform it was punished harshly. [13:21]
asciilifeform pete_dushenski: re: link, i have always found 'ling chi' interesting. by all indications, the condemned remained alive almost until the very end. this must have taken considerable skill on part of the executioner. [13:22]
pete_dushenski no tv or even books to distract. why not be an artist at your craft ? [13:23]
asciilifeform iirc the last known public ling chi was in 1907 [13:23]
asciilifeform but it was not very impressive, the condemned was doped with opium [13:23]
pete_dushenski not impressive ? you shoulda been there !! [13:25]
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pete_dushenski << l0l. #3 hit on google/yandex is... #b-a logs ! [13:37]
assbot Logged on 11-12-2015 23:56:54; asciilifeform: << see also pelevin's riotously funny doctor gulago [13:37]
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Peter_Geschel phf PinkPosixPXE pizzaman1337 PsychoticBoy punkman1 [15:22]
mircea_popescu interestinglyt enough, is a spam link. [15:24]
mircea_popescu wouldn't you expect to be better policed ? [15:24]
mircea_popescu and to round up alf's punishments thread, [15:26]
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mircea_popescu or perhaps [15:27]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: spiffy [15:54]
asciilifeform << the giftz of winblowz [15:55]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 18:23:12; mircea_popescu: wouldn't you expect to be better policed ? [15:55]
asciilifeform here in gringolandia spam is routinely sent from city, state, and esp. shithole .edu machines [15:55]
asciilifeform and the only reason why spam from .gov/.mil is a rarity is the fascist filtering on the head end [15:56]
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ben_vulpes buenos carmen diaz [16:26]
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BingoBoingo lol [16:46]
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BingoBoingo wouldn't you expect to be better policed ? << It's not. I've only seen spam links from there. [16:55]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77796 @ 0.00048932 = 38.0671 BTC [+] {3} [16:56]
BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all [16:57]
gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 427.29, vol: 35881.57248004 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 423.918, vol: 19054.51633 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 427.05, vol: 120440.03392953 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 400.01, vol: 5.40583572 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 436.153644, vol: 187210.68040000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 424.16637, vol: 244.3823046 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 428.6869008, vol: 190.39897351 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message) [16:57]
BingoBoingo ;;more [16:57]
gribble average: 431.602534787 [16:57]
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BingoBoingo Also is hosting spam domains nao [17:25]
mircea_popescu well that i believe is the normal function of the ua government. [17:28]
BingoBoingo aha [17:30]
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mircea_popescu in other news, [17:37]
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mircea_popescu "how did you do ?" "i'm confident in my performance". [17:38]
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deedbot- [Qntra] Generally Upward Price Volatility At fiat/Bitcoin Interfaces Continues - [18:49]
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funkenstein_ adlai, some cubes to go with your cubes: [19:49]
assbot Rubik's Cube World Record 4.90 sec Lucas Etter Slow Motion - YouTube ... ( ) [19:49]
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funkenstein_ what is it about evidence of vomit-inducing mental illness in primates that is "edifying" or "spiffy"? [20:08]
ben_vulpes << "a writer becomes a carrier for the USPS out of a complete lack of options. what she discovers is that government jobs are actually miserable." ftfy [20:09]
assbot Blues on Wheels - The Morning News ... ( ) [20:09]
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mircea_popescu funkenstein_ say wut ? [20:26]
mircea_popescu heh i'm mcguyvering out in the field as i oversee my employee building spicy moss ordinaries << in eulora news, the cotton pickin' is real! [20:27]
funkenstein_ howdy :) i was just referencing some earlier channel comments on image links [20:28]
danielpbarron hehe [20:30]
mircea_popescu yeah butr i have no idea which [20:30]
mircea_popescu in other news, the other heartbeat [20:34]
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funkenstein_ "edifying" was pete on look heads come off, "spiffy" was ascii on look we can cause pain [20:36]
BingoBoingo lol "no one goes “postal” anymore (they go, as my trainer said, “‘high school,’ like Columbine” instead)" [20:41]
BingoBoingo [20:58]
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ben_vulpes deedbot-: [21:24]
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BingoBoingo [22:06]
assbot USB Typewriter ~ ... ( ) [22:06]
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ben_vulpes tbqh every time i hear about what the wizards are up to it sounds like something from a parallel universe [22:52]
BingoBoingo A parallel and inferior universe [22:55]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61762 @ 0.00049289 = 30.4419 BTC [+] [23:31]
asciilifeform punkman: pretty sure that's the intro to 'system shock' ! [23:33]
asciilifeform mega-nostalgic. [23:33]
punkman asciilifeform: from recent ghost in the shell actually [23:33]
asciilifeform ah hm. [23:33]
punkman [23:34]
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asciilifeform << there's government jobs and then there's government jobs. [23:36]
assbot Logged on 12-12-2015 23:08:21; ben_vulpes: << "a writer becomes a carrier for the USPS out of a complete lack of options. what she discovers is that government jobs are actually miserable." ftfy [23:36]
asciilifeform in usa, post office and patent office have well-deserved horrid reputations for... actual work!11111 [23:36]
asciilifeform (these are - or rather, were until recently - the only cash-positive ministries other than irs (tax collectors) in usa.) [23:36]
punkman can't wait for USPS to finally say "fuck it, we'll email this junk to you and burn it" [23:37]
BingoBoingo Post Office so cash positive made to pay pensions 75 years in advance. [23:37]
asciilifeform ~until~ made to [23:37]
asciilifeform after this - broke. [23:37]
asciilifeform now - afaik - just 2 +ev ministries left. [23:38]
BingoBoingo Right, but still doing. [23:38]
BingoBoingo USPS delivered parts for the AmazingPlasticar over priority mail just fine. [23:38]
assbot AMAZING COMPANY! [23:38]
asciilifeform my current postman routinely drops parcels at the wrong house. [23:39]
asciilifeform bbbut he wears a pith helmet, and is thereby entertaining. [23:39]
asciilifeform so there is something to be said in his favour. [23:39]
BingoBoingo lol [23:39]
* BingoBoingo hears postman's Grumman LLV when it reaches neigborhood, allows for mail to spend little stale time in box. [23:40]
asciilifeform grumman ?!! [23:41]
asciilifeform hellcat ? [23:41]
punkman do any postmen ride bikes in US? [23:41]
asciilifeform possibly [23:41]
asciilifeform but not here. [23:41]
asciilifeform ' I drove to my next loop and sobbed aloud as I tried to shove thick magazines through thin, razor-sharp mail slots that made my fingers bleed. I kept crying, from exhaustion and frustration, as I walked through hedges and tree branches. When I finished and arrived at the station, my supervisor asked if I had been crying. I told her my allergies were terrible. Another carrier had already told me to never, ever show them what t [23:42]
asciilifeform hey do to you.' << waat [23:42]
BingoBoingo grumman ?!! << Post truck was sold by Grumman. [23:42]
BingoBoingo Grumman llv is actually bastardized GovernmentMotors product based roughly on Chevy S10 [23:44]
BingoBoingo llv seems like it coul be fun to drive if it will take v8 swap [23:45]
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